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>>3988221Can we recycle this onigiri?
Which holo is the most likely to pitch a huge fit about holoAlt?
?sthgouhT
what's the duck twitcasting right now? cant visit it at the moment
Friendly reminder to walk your pets and clean up after them.
She's cool as a cucumber
I JWU
RATE THE DRAGON TITS, and the trailer as a whole
[Number news] They reached 700K followers togetherGura 1M soon.
why does the gnome hate this creature?
Mori soon.
I love Mori!
>>3991262hitomi chris
Mori's Pet Oni is cute.
>>3991262medschama?
>>3991568Pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS7RYVfgMwk
AKI I'M BULIMIC LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Kiara Yakuza 7 reservation is up
>>3991591She's really cool.
Watching Akirose beg for mercy and forgiveness as she's quite literally getting the snot scared out of her as she plays through Home Sweet Home with a VR headset. 158 BPM? Good Lord Aki please don't get a heart attack on stream.While Marine is also getting the piss scared out of her as her poor old heart is consistently hovering around at 100-120bpm as she plays through Resident Evil 7, and is taking on Lucas' house of fun bombs and deeth traps.While Nene's inviting all of her husbands on an Apex date as she's counting on you to be there for her when she unleashes her real power and gets that Champion belt.While Okayu's being the chillest cat in all the lands, talking about her Mario Party collab with Shion, Aqua, and Subaru and also says that she can't wait for the new series of Mario Party to drop so she can play more with her Holofriends.While everyone's favorite westaboo fox is sitting with her friends watching the hilarious Deadpool 2.While Pekora's done with her building in Minecraft today and is now closing everyone off with a supachat reading. While in 7 minutes, We've got a FULL GEN 0 COLLAB in Minecraft! This means that Sora, AZKi, Suisei, Roboco and Miko were all finally able to get together and set a time they'll be available and Sora's dream of finishing the Gen 0 house will be fulfilled today!While in 7 minutes, Mio's calling and clapping for three minutes because it's time for another fantastic stream of TWEWY.While in 7 minutes, We've got HOLORO (Anya, Ollie, Reine) banding together to provide us with some explosive Bomberman Online gameplay. Reminder that Anya has a VERY COMPETITIVE SPIRIT, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER.While in 7 minutes, Mori...Mori's gonna toot the hell out today while subjecting us to drinks after drinks with her supachat drinking game. Will also probably drop some information about her full HoloALT song coming soon.While in 7 minutes, Moona wants to redeem herself after her spectacular failure in her last World of Tanks stream so let's see if this one will be any better or if she's going to make a fool of herself yet again.While in 7 minutes, Miyabi, Temma, Roberu and Shien are going to punch, grab, spike and ground pound the hell out of each other because it's time for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.Also, the full version of HoloALT's teaser video was released today and you get even more fluid animations and fantastic frames. If you haven't seen it yet, then go ahead and click below.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdYSo friends, where we at?
>>3991568I thought the fights were Ok. Good job to the animation director.
GO SHION GO
I LOVE HOLOEN
BE STRONG AKI
Someone made Coco legs.https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1395723457053138944?s=20
>hlgghl - Hololiveg - Globalg - ?
>>3991581What's the bowl for
Anon made a duet version of Gura's skyfall. It's pretty good.
i finally got the last postafter months of tryingi'm so happy..
>>3991596>yes yes, yakuza after all, things didnt really work out yet for the other game! oh well~~~DIABLO IMMORTAL LOVE
>>3991596>>3991603So no Diablo Immortal huh
>>3988221COVER HATE
>Great karaoke plus tons of Gurame songs>Next week is probably the Coco collab>Still 2 straight days of rhythm and DMC3 on MondayI LOVE GURA!
>>3991596didn't she say it's gonna be diablo?
>>3991591WHERE IS THE COLLAB MORISHE IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL
>>39912073 second rule. It should still be edible
>>3991608Waiting for the Gen 0 collab, Ayamefriend!
>>3991617general.
>>3991478She'd be a perfect fit for /vt/ sings
>>3991624congrats friend
>>3988221I'm very surprised that this hasn't hit the JP Youtube Trending yet. 450k in 2 hours. Why?
>>3991609that dumb brat missed completely
>>3991625Not yet.
>>3991608Ayame is a whore
>>3991596Glad she likes Yakuza. Hope she plays the earlier games.
>>3991624Good job, anon, proud of you.
>>3988221I have literally never seen an onigiri like this in Japan. Most of the time they're either wrapped like a motherfucker or wrapped modestly so the top is peaking out.
come drink coffee with this fat cathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZrheGDS7Q
>>3991617gobblerson the account of you gobbling my nuts, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IhtpspDVk0th Gen is assembling to deliver micraPlease gather
>>3991608Right here Ayamefriend! Did you happen to post about listening to Aki and Marine in seperate L and R audio channels last thread?
>>3991608Right here, friend
Would you cum in Subaru's hat?
>>3991626Will hoshimachis continue to support her when she inevitably quits hololive over this?
>>3991634Thanks
>>3991550no
>>3991608Right here, mesugaki!
>Kiara is going to be collabing with this https://youtu.be/499HZjx7wesOH BOY I CAN'T WAIT
>>3991634
>>3991616Not that great quality
>>3991617The last g is silent
>>3991617Gura
>>3991568why did noel stop coco from hitting flare only to giant swing her into flare anyway
Coco now has table legs...>https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1395723457053138944?s=20
>>3991676>trying to start a timeloop
>>3991591Rene is so hot but she's soooo DUMB !
>>3991617Gaybar
I guess it's because I'm a dekinai, but I find that I gravitate towards the ENs more than everyone else because they speak my language.I wonder if it would have been the same with the IDs if I actually cared to watch them?
>>3991617Gaggers, on account of you gagging on my cock, faggot
>>3991628Brace yourself for the cancellation
>>3991617Garbanzo
>>3991628next week is the ame collab tho
>>3991574That Rratmom recognition will forever put Ame in the based category.
>>3991614all by me and my 5 dicks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_humourI found this is a page that exists. It helps explain why Kiara just is (not) funny to some people.
>>3991676>She has fucked up dreamsSHE'S HERE
>>3991628>Great karaokeEh...
>>3991614>Gura, Mori and Kiara liked this
>Furea is Archer>Shion is CasterWhat is Noel then? Berserker?
>>3991665That indeed was me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6aSlzEcSINot many of you are gonna watch, but I'll still post it.
Rushia was adorable today!
>>3991617global
Get in here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IhtpspDVk
>>3991617general
rushia is not cute
>>3991663>Suisei just found out she isn't in alternate even though she has better numbers than 3 of them This is going to be awkward as fuck
>>3991690>Gura groomed Ame into having a foot fetish which led to this foot crazeThis brat can't keep getting away with it!
Watch Sora's POV in the upcoming Gen 0 collab!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPyLn-R_UI4
Yesterday was such a wild wild ride, none of it seems real. Eggs, billboards, birthdays, karaokes...
I'm excited for Doom later today.
>>3991609How the fuck do you miss that badly, Shion?! Looks like she needs to be taught some lessons on how to hit a target.
>>3991705>Veibei was responsible for Koopa and Opticommits Crime
>>3991710They are not servants, dumbass. If they were who would their master(s) be?
>>3991712I'll watch it alongside the 0kisei collab, though I might only really keep it on for the first part where Mori talks about the Coco collab/Alternative song.
>>3991698I hope you're ready to get BTFO
>>3991608Right here, Ayamefriend.
>>3991712I'll have her as background noise if that makes you happy
>>3991617Gosling.
>>3991694JWU what the fuck did I miss.
>>3991667Right after the rare time she has washed it and right before the sports game
>>3991617general but this isn't a general thread and the mod will ban you if you try to say otherwise
Guys what if the holoalt announcement was supposed to be Cover collaborating with Miura...
>>3991718LETS GOOOOOOOOO
I'm still trying to reconcile yesterdays graduation announcement for the prominent representative of gen 5.I'm of course talking about F-22https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGvKNs-F-JIF-22 Love!
Are we excited for Reddit meme Review, deadbeats?
>>3991723lies and slander
>>3991614>flat teeth gura
>>3991676
>>3991712I'll watch it for more info on the holoALT song but otherwise I'm not sitting through recorder toots as she thanks her most dedicated attention whores
>>3991715
>>3991737(you)
>>3991745
https://youtu.be/MwgdtjYI-7whttps://youtu.be/MwgdtjYI-7whttps://youtu.be/MwgdtjYI-7w
>>3991666Hololive just holds her back anyway so yes
>>3990894Ame's top 3 highest viewed VODs last week>Fishy tank 563K views>Apex: 334K views>Later Alligator: 271K viewsIna's biggest VODs last week>Battle of Doot: 334K>Minecraft WaHHH 246K>Pokemon snap: 144K
>>3991737all me
>>3991596Nyakuza FridayHell yeah
>>3991755AND REPLY TO THE RIGHT POOOOOOOOST
It's time for Indog wives
hlg will never stop seething over morigood job deadbeats
>>3991723
>>3991711Just like Walfie posted about! https://twitter.com/walfington/status/1394422791676612609AYAMEFRIEND IS WALFIE
https://twitter.com/McRib41545795/status/1395525229212995584
>>3991694What the fuck did I miss I just got home from work
>>3991756The joke has run it's course anon.
Friend is coming for that whore
ANYA (and others)GET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idw7WH1w8ZM
>>3991723Die
>>3991581I am gnot a gnelfI am gnot a gnremlin
>>3991796
>>3991775This.They have done nothing for her and she owes them nothing
https://twitter.com/clawthxrnee/status/1395361333286146049>Ina liked this
>>3991794Are they crying now?
>>3991734In order to learn to hit a target you must first learn to be the target. By that I mean I will use your eyes as cum targets
>Mikohttps://youtu.be/MwgdtjYI-7w>Robocohttps://youtu.be/L4IhtpspDVk>Sorahttps://youtu.be/UPyLn-R_UI4No Suisei or Azki POVs yet?
FUCK OFF OLLIE AAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING EARS
Would you?
>intro ends>Ollie screams due to a technical errorOLLIE MY FUCKING EARS
>>3991715Im glad pink Rushia isnt canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSLiHAYe7kGet in here
>>3991725>Gura groomed Ame
>>3991794our boy will aleays deliver, bro
>>3991628Too bad about today's stream
Mel is made for sex and cuddles.
>>3991794the deadbeats may be the one seething for all we know
>>3991617Hololive Gura Gura c’mon man
>>3991816>(and others)Why are Melfriends like this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOT AGAIN
Coffee sounds like a better drink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZrheGDS7QI might finish that jenma doodle later.https://litter.catbox.moe/7ng6o3.png
>>3991794who?
>>3991810https://vocaroo.com/11dUM2qwVvyd
Aki...
Where's the HoloAlt news?
Moririn...
Mori is late...
>>3991655Okayu's onigiri are especially beautiful.
>indog collab>it's actually in IndogMakes it easier to watch 0 Gen
>>3991814>The joke has run it's course anon.Lockheed Martin's F-22 Raptor single-seat, twin-engine, all-weather stealth tactical fighter's early retirement is not a joke, anon- and has everything to do with Cover Corp's Hololive entertainment branch. With an apparent gaping hole in the United States Airforce's capability for stealth Air to Air engagements, any upcoming East Asian conflict where US forces that need to be deployed to defend the important cultural icons that are Vtubers will be severely impaired. Without the 5th gen fighters to guarantee air superiority, friendly forces would not be able to rapid infil and exfil with transport aircraft, and my oshi might fucking die as Japan is overrun with PLA forces you complete fucking mong.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY GOOD STREAM I CANT KEEP UP FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3991676Anon, you never had a dream before?
>>3991830AZKi and Suisei aren't streaming POVs
aaaaa holy shit aki
>>3991617Goomba
WATCH GEN 0 COLLABSora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPyLn-R_UI4Roboco: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IhtpspDVkMiko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwgdtjYI-7w
>>3991833yes, without hesitation
>>3991712I'll listen until the first toot, then I'm out
Will this be indo only?
>>3991825Based
>>3991707Yeah it was amazing thanks for the correction
>>3991856>>3991858
>>3991810
Holy shit, Akirose is actually bawling.
>>3991861based.
>>3991706> Scatological humour. Alan Dundes in his book Life Is Like a Chicken Coop Ladder: A Portrait of German Culture Through Folklore suggests that the prominence of scatological humour in German culture stems from the "Teutonic parents' overemphasis on cleanliness".[5]
>>3991596>YakuzaNiceI do wonder what fuck is going on at Diablo Immortal that she didn't get a key yet
>>3991861God damn it, when will they learn nobody can stand that dogshit language
>>3991737
>>3991814It never takes off in the first place.
ANYADORABLE
Gen 0 LOVE!
>>3991885Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you, not OBS.
>>3991844Can't fret over every broken egg Jack! The road to one million is rough one!
Pathetic
>>3991885Another stream gone...
Ollie's voice sounds scratchy as fuck, what happened?
>>3991608Right here, this is the most streams I've watched simultaneously in awhile.
>>3991878>minecraftno
>>3991796Delete this.
>>3991917Dare I mention the yab?
>>3991795I've never understood to "step on me" fetish until now. What the fuck is going on with me?
>>3991645Susan hates chuubas
>>3991781>Fishy tankGura buff.>Apex>Later AlligatorPretty long vods, 4+ and 6+ hours while none of those Ina vods exceeds ~3 hours. If anything you'd expect Later Alligator to be a lot higher than that. Live viewership would be a more helpful metric to gauge interest if you want to compare.
>>3991885What a retard.
>>3991725>foot fetishMeanwhile: https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1394567291669336067
>>3991917She screams, constantly.
>>3991894the guy who hands out keys is a kfp and knows how awful the game is so he's deliberately fucking up her code to spare her from the game
>>3991609>>3991647>>3991734She just cut apx 112394 tons of rock like it was butter, you would not say that to her face
>>3991609Look at this bitch, she's livin' it up cause she knows Shion's about to plow straight into a rock.
>Marine 130 bpm>Akirose 130 bpmSomeone is going to drop dead.
>>3991673It's called averaging anon.
>>3991931Tako cope
>>3991885My boi isn't good with OBS, and pretty much almost everything else.
Play APEX
Will this even be a good stream to watch? Mori's superchat readings are the worst.
the cutest
>>3991894I wonder if the chat's initial reaction made them back off.
>>3991946Love me that bitch
>>3991917My bad
>announce more news on Friday alongside the PV>lol just watch the PV 20 more times
Stop timelooping about Ina and Ame VOD views you spergs
This language is truly something.
Gen 0 never did a collab togther before?
>>3991943but she still missed
>>3991958Have it as background noise, or watch something else. Unless you're an EN only shitter theres a bunch of great streams on soon
>>3991929More like things have finally gone right with you.
>>3991931If you want time than there's sleepy minecraft: 259K views at 2;23:11And if you want to discount buffs than we have to take out battle of the doot than.
>>3991958Just watch the Gen 0 collab instead with Mori in the background.
>>3991620she's getting a bowl haircut
>>3991953No...just post the live views and we can go about our day.
>>3991796just makes them double based in my book
>>3991931Man, just look at those Nier numbers, oh wait.
>>3991973correct, the first full gen collab.
>>3991973Not like this, no.
>>3991917Too much cum
Reminder that we got Flare to thank for this Gen0 collab
>>3991908>>3991916>>3991932>>3991954Kneel
>>3991894>The Diablo Immortal Closed Alpha will continue with a limited number of Android players in South Korea and Japan starting May 20th in KST & JST (UTC +9).She's in neither.
>>3991973Nope, mostly because three of them are always way too busy with idol meetings and concerts. This is the first one, so cherish it.
>>3991958the horror block
>>3991917Mixture of her not taking care of her throat and her regularly screaming being a bad habit of hers.
>>3991908The same happened to Gura yesterday, anonchama
>>3991833Without hesitation.
>>3992003Kneel for what?Because she started her stream?
Ollie sounds 10 years older. What happened?
>>3992002Thank you, Flare!
>>3988221I really do love Suisei
>>3991959Indeed.
Immortal is garbage anyway so I'm happy for more Yakuza instead. Since Victoria 3 just got leaked which holo is able to at least understand the basics of a grand strategy game?
Anya is already frozen.
ame is a stinky bitch
>>3991987Which perspective has a Live TL?
ollie....
>>3991796UHHH BASED?
>>3991810tourists who feel like derailing threads by posting off-topic soijaks about their latest lolcow
Wouldn't that mean the opposite?
>>3991973Aside from concerts (eg: 1st holofes) this is the first time all 5 have been together for a stream
>>3992002I kneel.
>>3992002Arigatou coffee elf
>All these Oji-sans in the thread>Getting too cocky since Chumguts diedWHO'S GOING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PROTECT US FROM THE OJIS?!
Oh the Waiting for Ina VoD finally finished processing.After the Ina Birthday one
>>3991880>>3992020Basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/5l5923.jpg
>>3992002I WANT FLARE TO HAVE A GOOD DAY
>>3992026me too!
>>3992031Sora is the only one but they're doing a good job.
>Suisei, Azki, Mel, Haachama, Aki, Subaru, Towa, Luna, Watame all missing from ALTGive me your rrats
>>3992028they must understand how victoria 2 economics work first
Poor AnyaRIGGER HATE
>>3992042Ya boi isn't good at streaming
>>3991905>crossed hammers is a symbol of AzkiShe's a commie!?
>>3992042>Gura had the same happen last night>Mori is having it happen to herTHEY ARE
>>3991887I feel bad that this is making me hard
>>3992002Thank you Flare. Still won't trust an elf though
>>3992030Clean your moldy house gouda, you smell.
>>3992002Based Flare. The quote applies to a lot of the gens.
>>3991694https://streamable.com/xz52jv
>>3992046Duke will
/hlgg/にコメント投稿するの人ほんとに大嫌い白い豚。外人。くず。死んでしてください
>>3992023ollie's voice can be pure sex or blistering pain and she's riding the thin sliver in between nearly every stream
>>3992028Choco
suzy why aren't you streaming your pov?....
>>3992002Flare is the only black holo so that's why she is a real homie.
>>3991958If you don't like watching Mori's superchats there's a ton of great streams going on right now like Aki's or Marine's.
>>3992042No, because Google sucks at naming things so the realtime option is 'ultralow latency'
>>3992002Flare is a good girl, there's no way they would've got themselves organized without Flare telling them to just do it.
>>3991796Ayamefriend isn't Investigator. Or is that a cover-up?
>>3992042Usually it's ultra low latency. I don't know the time difference between the two though.
>>3992046Anon....This thread age average was always 36-41
>>3992046Chumpion
>low latency>it's actually high latency
>>3992042Low latency is about 10s delay. Ultra-low latency is 1 to 2 s.
>>3992042YA BOI IS NOT GOOD AT UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH
>>3992042no, normally she uses ultra low
>>3992065Yeah what’s going on with streamlabs?
SENCHOU IS not the brightest
>>3991501>duck>twitcastDon't keep up with shuba or her background details, actual duck or 'duck' twitcast?
Dork.
>>3992065tech illiterate
>>3992005She seems to have gotten confirmation that she'll get a key though as per her last Minecraft SC reading.
>>3991478Standing in-between me and Flare
>>3992046Why try to stop it when Gura loves Oji-sans?
>>3991984That's more helpful. Yeah, not bad.I still think more people will lose interest in Ame than the other ENs when EN2 debuts but we'll just leave it there.
>>3992058they did not want to have too many or they did not want the PV to be too long
So Sora is the one with translations, right?
Mori looks sleepy
JWokeU. What's the announcement after HoloAlt? EN2 rrats?
>>3992087Bitch is you serious? OGA mother fucker
>>3992030Gura stop horny posting about ame's musk.
Senchou.....
>>3991833I'd start moving before she even finished doing this
Looking forward to the numberfag ika seethe when he sees Ame's DOOM numbers.
>>3992046oji-san posting is based though
FEET
>>3992042No, they are using condom naming scheme of Large, Extra Large, etc.so it's low, ultra low, etc.
Wait didn't Mori have a drinking stream just yesterday? And today again? That's a little worrying.
>>3992132So far, yes.
>>3992097Really? I thought last surveypost had most posters in their 20s. Maybe chumbuds skew older for reasons.
http://poal.me/kl80bhhttp://poal.me/kl80bhhttp://poal.me/kl80bhhttp://poal.me/kl80bh
>>3991960She's already bought a new tablet just for this. She's not going to shy from one stream just because of a little grumbling.
>>3992132Yea, I don't see any in Miko or Roboco's stream.
Apparently the currency of the United Arab Emirates (AED) has been added to YT. So expect Oil Prince donations.
>>3992158Yeah, my boy's an alcohol.
>>3992152holy shit just suck his dick
>>3992128Cope you obsessed fag, you've been saying the same thing for months now
The HololiveAlt teaser looks really fucking cool, but it got me questioning what kind of world it takes place in. Some shots like the one with Matsuri, and Okayu and Korone, look like they take place in the modern world, while others like Mio and Fubuki vs Ayame, and Noel, Flare, and Shion vs Coco, take place in a fantasy world. I wonder if it's all the same world, or if it's an isekai situation.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1395729592573480962Tenchou please...
its me, i'm on mori's stream
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1395554297178324995?s=19Why is she like this?
anya getting stuck on this face has shaken me to my very core
>>3992152Not the schizo, and it'll definitely do well, but 2016 isn't the buff game that Eternal is.
>>3992046
Is Fubuki the only Holo that’s streamed Future Tone before? Wonder if Gura can play every song
>>3992097>>3992125>>3992151Oh I'm sorry I didn't know that /hlgg/ was actually /ojig/
>antis drowned out by SEX and KIARA BABY posting>antis outed as so desperate they're willing to edit 5ch screencap to push their narratives>orcschizo adventures off-board culminating in her redemption arc>new anti rises to take her place and is shortly outed as a fucking egg>all in the space of two (2) weeksKFP, how are you guys doing?
>>3992164Speaking of new tablets, I bought this.Will I be able to do the fancy drawing stuffs now?
>>3992189reminds me of the gomennasai loli
http://poal.me/zbcolqhttp://poal.me/zbcolqhttp://poal.me/zbcolq
>>3992187baby...
>>3992185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on6v8hpjDr0
>>3992187ahhh...
>>3992046This Oji-san will
Marine's brain is too big.
>Japanese messageShe forgot she just did a Japanese-only stream, there's probably a ton of them at the end.
Fucking kek even Orcschizo updated her pastebin with eggman. Can't make this shit up haha
>>3992187infantilism fetish
>went to bad at 5>woke up at 7 for Ina's BdayDamn, Mori.
What caused Mori's live numbers to suddenly increase so much in the last week? It's not like her streams have been especially good lately.
>we're gonna finish all the supersDU
>>3992046Chumpion, but for selfish reasons
>>3992200You wandered into a retirement home, it should have been obvious from the start.
>Mori is going to be reading SCs from fucking JanuaryTimeloops...
Reminder that this is where to find Ina's eventhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ICY7T30zQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ICY7T30zQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ICY7T30zQ
Mori is gonna dieMORI LOVE
>>3992203even professionals use the types without a screen you'll be fine
>>3992204UNO
>>3992214Exactly what I was thinking of, maybe even Kiara given how much she like Monogatari
>your oshi>will she have liver problems because of alcohol?
>>3992203All you need to do fancy drawing stuff is pencil and paper.
>>3992243There's only gonna be like 100 people watching this shit.
>>3992262GuraNever
>>3992229>It's not like her streams have been especially good lately.They have been better recently, though? Friday Night Funkin', her Japanese stream, Guilty Gear, Pokemon Snap, Groove Coaster etc were all a lot of fun. That and she's playing games that aren't awful to watch.
>>3992262>your oshi>survey posting at 350 posts?
>>3992187She needs a baby in her
>>3992229FNF was her best gaming stream in a while, but mainly she's been not playing indie kusoge that she's already played before and she'd pull big numbers if she didn't constantly debuff herself.
>>3992262AmeShe doesn't drink.
>Full gen collab>Split into two groups going to seperate areasI understand why but still made me laugh
>>3992248>Lures you in with cute looks>Kills you with 0 remorse whatsoever >Laughs afterwardsGura is a literal sociopath and should be feared
>>3992229schedulechama...
>>3992223>it's realKEK
>Mori's gonna get the harmonicaIts been sitting behind her desk for months...
>>3992262GuraNo, why would she?
>Omori streamWhat the fuck, that was 2 months ago.
>>3991724>>3991781>>3991931>>3992152Imagine waking up one beautiful day, well-rested and filled with optimism, blessed by the knowledge that every numberfag has at last been put to a well-deserved death.
>>3992179Look, setting aside my own biases I genuinely don't think this is a weird take. Her niche is just not as well-defined, I say that with no hostility.
And there are the instruments. Well Mori, PEACE.
>>3992262>Surveyposting this earlyyes
>>3992243>click Watch on YouTube>chat full of WAHs
Can't.......... turn................. back.........
>>3992275>>3992284>replying to early surveypostsChumbabies....Teakeks....
>>3992280Gura>your oshi>how much you love survey posts
>Mori is crawling on the floor right now
>>3992229How have the streams not? compared to what she did before
>>3992223>Reminder that we got chatlogs, steam and twitter accounts of most of the people there
>>3992242Can't wait Charlie timeloop
http://poal.me/f205chhttp://poal.me/f205chhttp://poal.me/f205chhttp://poal.me/f205ch
>>3992262There’s still time to delete this, anon
JWU what happened with the Holo Alt stuff?
>>3992262Are we killing the thread already?
>>3992307Fucking takobabies ruining everything
Aki is crying
>>3992281I volunteer to be the baby
>ORDERED SOME WATERMORI IT COMES OUT OF THE FAUCET
>Mori paid a peasant to bring her water.
yo waitcoco and mori meme review?are we entering the crino age?
OH, A PINPON
MY OSHI IS JUST A TORSOLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH, A PINPON>ordering waterFFS woman
>>3992285Only bakas allowed in to hololivepreasu underrstandu
>>3992307+1
PINPON
nekomata okayu translated to monkey becomes outro gato mingau
chair-kun has legs
>>3992299>2 months agoAME EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>Be an uber driver in Japan>A dreadful chill runs down my spine as I check my phone and see that the order I just accepted was from HER again>For some reason her sole order was just one big fucking bottle of water>Ring the door bell with a trembling finger>An impossibly deep voice booms from somewhere inside the apartment>"OH, A PINPON!">Thunderous footsteps approach the door and it swings open so hard you swear it's about to fall off its hinges>A 5'6" foreign amazoness looms head and shoulders over you>"YO DUDE BIG UPS, YOU WERE SO FAST! I BET THIS WATER IS AS CHILL AS YOU ARE MY DOG!">Try your best to overcome the fear as you attempt to remember your High School English class>"Here is order... I'm fine thank you, and you?">Hand over the water as quickly as possible and flee to the car since you're terrified she's about to drag you inside and show you her Commodore PerryI fucking hate this woman.
LEGS
jwu I had a dream where I was shitposting in /hlgg/ and got a lot of (You)s. Please give me (You)s.
Why does Mori pay for 1 (one) [uno] {ichi} bottle of water? It comes out of the facet.
>>3992333FAUCET WATER MAKES YOU GAY
>>3992307Good thing you missed the Toy Story porn that was posted in chat yesterday.
I love Ina!
>making AZKi walk first like a small child so they can see if she gets lost
Guys, guys, I think Kiara has a gun.
>>3992358This dork fell off her fucking chair
JWU how was the Mori/Coco collab?
Nene stronghttps://twitter.com/izumochi01/status/1395544191648747520?s=20
>>3992337i can't even comprehend the amount of cringekino that will concentrated into one stream
>>3992286If me dying makes Gura happy, so be it.
>>3992201Eggcellent
Mori fell off her chair...
>>3992365>MUSIC MAKES ME LOSE CONTROL
>>3992359Here's your dream come true anon
I've only just noticed the heartrate monitor on senchous stream, what was her highest so far?
>>3992357love these Moriposts
>>3992312IMAGINE
>>3992382Go back to sleep
>slorpy, slorpy.
>>3992371The collab will be good.
>>3992401132, but I think it's a little busted because it doesn't match up with what's going on screen at all.
>>3992357I'm gonna headcanon that this delivery guy is the student she sexually harassed years ago from the other copy pasta
>>3992337Cringe infinitely close to kino etc.
Pikamee wants to collab with Ina
I'm tired of the leg fad, the bitch that started this should die
>>3992359
>>3992357>5'6" amazonessfucking kek
I miss Aqua :(
>>3992357These pastas get me every time
>>3992404Mori and Kiara shitposts make like 60% of thread culture
>>3992046Miura is dead anon.Guts is dead.Chumguts is dead.Not only did Griffith get away with it, so did Oji-san...
>>3992310It was instinctual fuck
>>3992396>>3992365LET'S GO
>>3992357i love these posts
>>3992420A little harsh, but ogey
ONLY 90 MINUTES LEFT AND STILL NO NEWSFUCK COVER
Which holo has drained you of the most cum?
>>3992434Gura needs a hero...
Oh hey it's Roboco's fucked up nether portals
>>3992357>I'm fine thank you, and you?
>>3992099He's not the hero we need, but the one we deserve
>>3992419And Ina wants to collab with PikameeSO JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU BITCHES
Damn, the delivery guy must've booked it, she still isn't back.
>>3992441Lurking in the shadows...
>>3992443meds
Fresh thighs dropping
>>3992203If you do your reps
「Gen 0 News」>Sora: AZKi has become very good at killing syake(salmon)!... Could it be Syakejiro is also killed by...!? AZki killed the Gen's pet in secret as they go on their Beach Episode>S : Thats definitely a flag. A zen-loss flag. well not that it would actually happen.. right?>S : I dont have enough here. Miko YOU ARE IN THE WAY! M: didnt you say to cooperate?!Flags and banter rising with MiComet
>>3992441WDHDIB
>>3992419will check later, somewhere at 20 minutes of this stream?
Will she ever not win?
>>3992357>her Commodore Perry
she chased that poor man...
>Chase him up the streetMORNIN...
>>3992459Called it.
>all these tap water drinkers near meDisgusting
What was the news?
>>3992459You called it.
That poor deliveryman.
Mori chasing nips up the street...
>>3992459>>3992357She literally chased the guy I can't believe it
>i had to chase him up the streetMori..
>An innocent delivery man was chased down by a gaijin amazon
5'6" AMAZONESS RUNNING TOWARDS A JAPANESE DELIVERYMAN
>>3992478>>3992479time to add that to the pasta
SHE HAD TO CHASE THE FLEEING DELIVERY GUY! KEK YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>3992459Wait I was just kidding
>>3992357Thanks for reminding me that there may be people around the chuubas hearing them say stupid shit all the time like "Pinpon".
The delivery man tried to yoink her bottle of water...
>>3992447
>>3992357>A 5'6" foreign amazoness looms head and chases you down the road.
>>3992357I read this every time it gets posted
AME MENTION
>>3992465ToT
>Poor nip was chased by this AmazonianI FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
Imagine being the deliverymen and seeing some gajin amazon chase you down
Imagine the sheer fear that poor, tiny japanese man must have felt
>>3992447Toss up between Amelia and Matsuri.
>>3992496>PinponAnonchama...
>>3992473Yeah. They interacted a lot apparentely
>>3992419>holoEN was just starting and had low subs>pikamee tells her chat to stop asking for a collab with them>now that holoEN are the most subbed vtubers in the world>pikamee wants to collab with them
senchou... please use a weapon...
>>3992499She looks like a kindergartener, what is wrong with you
imagine if you were to mogu those mogus
Do we need to modify the copypasta for this incident?
>>3992459He heard the building shake and tried to get away while he still could
>>3992389She's a little top heavy
>>3992468Oh, does Miko have a translator now?
>>3992357>imagine this 5'6" foreign amazoness with massive mammaries chasing you down the street
>5.5k viewers for a tooting streamI kneel
Someone check the seismographs to see if they picked up Mori's Amazon feet chasing down the delivery guy
>>3992490Probably forgot to put her pants on, too.
the "pin pon" is just her nip boyfriend>chasingthey just had a fast sex
>>3992447Hags in general
>>3992357>SHE STARTS CHASING ME>RUN FOR MY LIFE
>>3991478団長のお兄ちゃんなるの僕がほしい!ノエルちゃん、ちんぽを触してお、願い!
God, this is the one time I wish I was a delivery man.
>>3992527Except she always wanted to collab with Ina specifically but she didn't want her fans shitting up their chats about it you stupid fuck.
>>3992327Hot.
post blacked mori
>>3992527>HoloEN>Ever having had low subsFor like what, five minutes?
>>3992543God, I wish Mori would chase me for my "bottle of water"...
>gen0 collab>splits into 2 groups>group 1: a 1M club member + a 900k one>group 2:...
I still don't understand what is Hololive Alternative?
>>3992357>Learn from the last delivery>This time I just fucking book it away>SHE FUCKING GIVES CHASE
Yo that's poggers can I get an F in chat for this deliveryman?
>>3992563It's a myth
>>3992537Yes, FallenWings has shown up.
Oh no, I've been typing Japanese and now Windows had an error with an IME and the error message is in Japanese and I can't select the textIs this hard mode?
>>3992530God, I wish.
>>3992357>She's incredibly fast
>>3992293Based
Anya's bedroom eyes are strangely arousing.
>>3992563It's the sequel to Hololive Extra and Unlimited
>>3991729I will never understand how anyone thought that was a good idea.
>>3992563It's like Muv-Luv Alternative but for Hololive
>>3992531
>>3992482The news was that they're gonna blue ball us by waiting for people to digest the trailer before saying anything more about it
The fact that the terminator Mori pasta actually came true in a way is wonderful
>>3992557You first.
>>3992574Dope, time to multichat drift then.
>>3992357>Commodore Perry
>GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHThe war cry of the beast...
>>3992430Is Aqua kill?
J*URemind me why people thought Vsingers or EN2 was gonna be shown in that HoloAlt things
>>3992447None. I feel deeply ashamed whenever I sexualize real human beings (porn stars are subhuman and therefore acceptable)
>>3992419She visited Ina's stream for the first time in the past week and Ina was quick to tell everyone she wants to collab with pikamee.
>>3992300BasedI'm tired of them shitting up perceptions of my oshis fanbaset.nousagi
>>3992527>>holoEN was just starting and had low subs>low subs>HoloEN???
>>3992579OH FUCKING NO YOU DON'T
>>3992563you know those cringe ass paragraphs that constitute the holos bios?they're making a multimedia project based on them
Where were you when you found out this cute wolf was a LV 20 Monk that can fucking punch swords and not get cut?
>>3992563A SCAM
>>3992589SO FLAT
>>3992606Because >we are retarded and will believe anything
>>3992608You have autism.
>>3992385>>3992417also are EN collabs on the table now?sleep reps etc
>One group catching salmon>The other group digging Did Gen 0 come up with some sort of plan?
NOW WE COME TO DICKS AND COCKS SIR
suitiyan...
>>3992604Been on a break, came back only to say that she's doing really bad and gonna be on an even longer break, also made a point of explicitly telling everyone she's not graduating twice despite literally nobody asked and it was never remotely implied she was before that which makes me worry more...
>>3992590when's the official hololive cover of asu e no houkouhttps://youtu.be/EB3YAvJYFxE
>>3992628Seems so, unless Mori is just acting as the canary in the coalmine for Cover yet again.
>>3992359Here you go anon
I wonder what Ollie, Anya and Reine's number would be like if they debuted as EN2 rather than IN2?
>>3992300The only numbers I care about is each Holo's Powerlevel and no one will tell me what they are!
>>3992618its to be expected of miomamabut what does that make taiga if that damn cat can bully her
>>3992523Yes Anon?
>>3992609wasn't that just someone in chat saying they came from pika's stream? My ytcfilter didn't catch any pikamee messages and no screencaps were posted in thread
I still find it funny that out of every EN to get into DMC and let it live rent free in their head it was Gura. I don't think she's gone a single stream without >Mentioning Dante>Mocking Vergil>Calling Nero deadweightand lately she's been saying "now I'm motivated"
>>3992629
>>3992563Upcoming 2-cour anime series they're planning based on hololive cast. Basically Yagoo had a big pile of money saved up and this is the project they decided to burn it on.
>>3992615If she's that condifent about SE perms for EN, FF7R for the graphicsfag in her or FF15 for roadtrip zatsudan would be my first modern FF recommendations.
>>3992615Doesn't seem like any new information.
>>3992630Maybe?
>>3992619>A SCAMOh shit, did they A-chan's sister as a manager or something?
Takodachis... ASSEMBLEIna on bottom right
>>3991874fuckin INNKs are so lazy
>>3992664Nene's is maximum, the rest don't matter in comparison.
>>3992665Taiga is SSS+ tier on the power levels
>>3992665Taiga = El Padre Grande
>>3992357>Commodore PerryOpen those cheeks, deliveryman.Stop... having them be closed.
>>3992643she is a socially anxious retard, and socially anxious retard always think of the worst situations. Surely you must remember your middleschool years?
>>3992459Greentext needs to be updated.
>>3992662I still think Reine is way too talented and cute to be stuck in the rejects division, wish they'd put her in EN2. Fuck, her English is even better than Kiara's what the hell.
>>3992615DISNEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>3992694
>>3992615this should be news to nobody.
>>3992416>>3992431>>3992547>>3992565Got any screencaps of these past Moriposts?
>>3992669not even a chumbud and i'm glad it was gura
>>3992459>>3992480>>3992484>>3992488>>3992495>>3992535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5oqo9lb2s
>>3992681Ff15 would be best for Mori, for many reasons
>>3992694dios mio...
>>3992669It is completely expected, what are you talking about. Everything in DMC5 operates on rule of cool, and Gura's life philosophy is to live by the rule of cool (and cute)Im just surprised it took that long for Gura to get into DMC5
>>3992628Gura and Kiara are probably not long after
Well /hlg/?
>>3992694でぶNousagi...
>>3992669wacky game attract wacky girls
>>3992694Takos....
>>3992382Time traveller-chama...
>>3992669I'm looking forward to her DMC3 endurance stream a lot, it was fun as hell to see someone completely new to the franchise react like that.
>>3992746What?
Decide what language you want to speak Indogs
>>3992727https://files.catbox.moe/2v8f8f.mp4get yourself a catbox
>>3992704Reine loves her genmates and she would be disappointed in you for saying something like this.
>>3992667I thought it was pikamee herself based on what Ina said, but didn't actually catch it either now that I think about it.
>>3992694Oh god here we go again.
>>3992628Kiara has confirmed that she'll Collab next month with Coco
>>3992720I have a vault but I'm at work atm
>>3992357>her Commodore Perrywinrar
>>3992669In general just imagine going back to any month of your choice prior to Capcom perms and telling people that the very first Holo to play DMC after getting perms is not Flare, not a Homo, not Mori, not Miko, not Subaru but fucking Gura and that she would practice Devil Trigger and also do an endurance for DMC3I'm glad it happened though.
>>3992527I'm pretty sure Pikamee told her fans not to bother the freshly debuted EN girls for collabs. Anyway, here's your (You)
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1395722475074244616uh
You're a pretty cool guy, /hlgg/.
Heard ya talkin shit
>>3992669Does Vergil actually ever say that line anyways?
>>3992781Ducks are inclining
>>3992267sadly yes
>>3992694They look like my retarded "japanese culture" college club
>>3992788Pretty sure he says it in 3
>no Nene superchatN-Nene...
>>3992746i'd take it if they'd ship to canada
>>3992694Goddammit, thank the Takodachis for not doing their part to dispel the "holobrony" meme
>>3992694I'll never understand how people can have so little self-awareness, to think that not only taking pictures like these, but posting them online for everyone to see is a good idea.
>>3992694>All those Asians
This MiComet stream is weirdly quite similar to the GuraxCali one>digging in a cave>Suisei being an extreme MC noob>SCREAMS every time a mob shows up>Miko being smug as fuck
>>3992615Why the fuck do they need permissions anyway? Many of people have done streams and playthroughs of Kingdom Hearts without getting sued by Disney
>Mori doubling down on Ina and Ame's new outfits being her favourites
>>3992694>didn't get the W in WAH in the frameTakos... your photography reps...
J*U what was the reaction to Mori collab with Coco and the full Alt PV?
>Mori is an Angel of DeathMengelebeats...
I don't care so much about idiots shitting on my oshi as I care about faggots using my oshi to shit on other Holos.
Why is suitiyan screaming all the time
>>3992694She's praganent?
If the CMT thing kills the dad shit I will forever kneel to FBK
>>3992809Because Nijiniggers
Any holo gonna do a watchalong of Rome or I Claudius?
>>3992788No, it's a meme.
>>3992359I will make your dream come true.
>go to sleep for 4 hours>there are several new memes in /hlgg/
posting this until the Orange woman x Nigger of Nippon meme reviewhttps://streamable.com/irte3o
>>3992694los tacos abysmos...
>>3992814>Mori collab with Coco Shock and celebration>full Alt PV?Disappointment it wasn't really a full version of anything, and that there were no announcements on top of it.
>>3992357I love this fucking thread.
>>3992808Suzy and Mori are birds of feather
>>3992809Western fool, I bet you have never given someone your business card while in half dogeza
>>3992669What really surprise me is how comfy the threads for DMC5 were despite DMC being a /v/core gameI love the game but i was expecting a lot of autist being mad because Gura wasn't good or something
>>3992814almost 100% positibe
>>3992781>Subaru being used to advertise Spain KFC of all thingsWhat in the fuck is this timeline?
>>3992809HOW NEW
>>3992785
>>39927883, MvC, and Power rangers
migo..
>>3992814no comment yet, probably at stream end
>>3992823because she opened the door then got on the floor and everybody walked the dinosaur
No, seriously, what is Gen 0 even doing? I thought they were gonna build a house, but so far the seiso group is fishing and the dorks are suiciding.
MiCo...
>>3992809What stops Holos from giving permissions the finger and doing their own thing?
>>3992746>>3992804Actually after reading reviews, seems like it's not actually open box, it's a refurb. I wouldn't waste my time.
>>3992430Stay strong onionbro...not my oshi, but me too. Her no alcohol stream stance and general try-harding is commendable, as is her commitment to being an idol esp. after niji collabs were mostly kicked to the curb. Fuck her weird ass antis, I hope they burn in hell.
>>3992808Suisei and Mori are very similar, that's why people want them to collab. Of course Suisei is SLIGHTLY less autistic and cooler, but she's still a big dork like Mori.
>Robo, Sora, and AZKi just kind of chilling on boats>Suisei and Miko are suffering
>>3992701This is true
>>3992808>Miko being smug as fuckThat's her default state though
>>3992788Not verbatim, he says 'now I'm a little motivated', but then again no one ever said 'beam me up scott' either
>>3992788He says "now I'm a little motivated" during his boss fights in DCM3 though the little is quite hard to listen so the meme misquotes him saying "Now I'm motivated"It's also an ascended meme with playable Vergil in DMC4 and 5 where he says "where's your motivation" as one of his taunts
>>3992781Reject Torinity Embrace Sanders
>Mori hates Kiara's oufit
>>3992781There might've, uh, been a more, I dunno, a more appropriate vtuber bird they could have used for this. Maybe? Happy for Subaru anyway
>>3992788In 3 he says "Now i'm a little motivated" and "Where is your motivation?"
>>3992875SoRoboAZ are getting fish for the aquarium, MiComet are mining for treasure and supplies.
>>3992875Fishing group is getting fish for the aquarium part of the house, and the mine crew is getting some other resource for it.
>>3992694Holobronies...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-PR6LQDlIw
>>3992877Remember what happened during the VOD holocaust? That's jus the tip of the copyright iceberg.
>>3992889>SLIGHTLY less autistic and cooler
>>3992861I NEED MORE QUANTUM POWER
Anya keeps freezing at the most amazing times and I can't stop laughing at it.
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/e9x3gf
>>3992906How new?
>>3992856Kiara being used to advertise Turkish KFC when
>>3992615Nintendo can't get Kingdom Hearts perms for smash and this riggas think COVER can?
>>3992434Gura, I'll protect you, come closer...
>>3992694How can Ina be bottom right when she's bottom left?Checkmate
Miko is playing with lava again...
>>3992920Fuck sakes
so is this really the announcement they meant they would say after the teaser?a fucking job ad?https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395709446068740097
>>3992911>>3992913Ah thank you for clarifying.
>>3992899BRUH
>>3992932Before you vote, remember that they already communicate all the time on discord off stream
How come Ninomae didn't call into Ina's stream?
>>3992694You know, at this point part of the reason I'm doing my /fit/ reps is to make sure I'm not a visible embarrassment to my oshi if I ever somehow find myself in this type of circumstance.Although honestly, even being fit and sharply dressed wouldn't make a person look good in this photo. You could be having sex with a model on the street and still look like a faggot with this type of...collection posing nearby
>watame collab confirmed lets goo
>>3992932Is Coco enamored with Mori and thinks she's so cool like all the other JPs?She did try to sing her song like a billion times...
That Mori Watame collab is happening
>>3992954MIGO NO!
>>3992293.......
I though Miko was going to play Miitopia
>>3992970Past Ina strikes again.
>>3992853DMChads are all bros
>>3992970Doesn't care about hololive nor its traditions.
>>3992970She saw that Calliope got away with not calling Mori and slept through it.
Reminder that Okayu has given you permission to masturbate to her.
>>3992877people deliberately use this image along most retarded posts and it makes me mad
>>3992932where is the 'It'll be shit but they'll have a lot of fun together" option
>>3992941CHUMGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!
>>3992957Nah, he's just reposting a note he made earlier this year.
>>3992927The way Suisei can talk and interact with people is better than the way Mori does it. Suisei is good at collabs, her speech isn't stilted, and she hosts her own radio shows and has guests. Mori sometimes can't fill the air with even her genmates.
>>3992920You cannot pay me to watch this video.
>>3992694ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>3992357PLEASE GET THIS ON MEME REVIEWjust paste that text on some blank background with some Mori pic
>>3992694This pic would look presentable without the pink man and the nousagi desu.
>>3992856>>3992908Pretty sure it's because the duck has been spreading as a meme for whatever reason. Not like a huge meme I don't think but one of my friends linked me a gif once and said he'd been seeing it.
>>3992954>>3992978She tanked it like an elite
>>3992980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdxR97_Pqo
>>3992997It has a lot of views..
>>3992932I predict Mori will bust out the loudest "good morning motherfuckers!" at the start and Coco will laugh her ass off.
Man, this collab is great!I love seeing AZKi interact with Suisei!
>I'm glad you liked Country Roads... Yeah, that was a song. By the way guys, I appreciate a lot of the feedback you guys gave on that, I really wish I sang flat [laughs].
Mori saw the comments saying the Country Roads cover sucked and she agrees.
>>3992684>it's been 5 daysWhy are we still here...
>>3993007
>>3992989Nothing short of fucking the smug out of this cat myself would satisfy me.
>>3992694???
>>3992929That's the authentic Melfriend experience
>>3993000No, you will get multiple dad memes, a tier list and five (5) consecutive yagoo "memes"
Ollie...
>We got BIG PLANS in the futureMori...
>>3992900He says "where is your motivation" during his DMC3 fight toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Fq-bKdNro&t=8768s
>Coco/EN collab ban is now over>Spanish KFC using Subaru for advertisementThis is going to be a strange day
>>3992993>What stops Holos from giving permissions the finger and doing their own thing?Couldn't use the same image, but it would have been better with greentext
>>3993014
>Anon didn't care about him until he put on the mask
>Ollie stream down to 5%>Can still hear her screaming over Gen 0 collab despite it being at 100% volume
Mori has a collab cover song with someone in the gen coming soon
>>3992957Does Cover pay well? I've thought about applying in the past but idk if they'd hire a gaijin who knows little Japanese and also idk if they are hiring programmers and that's probably my only useful skill
>>3992694>Times Square>looks like the picture was taken somewhere in SEAI am confusion
>Collab song is with an ENYep, it's Gura.
How do I defeat mori?
>I do have a collab song with someone else in the gen that is being worked onHuh, maybe one of Gura's 5 songs is a collab with Mori
Mori's collab song is with a genmate!
rrats! get your fresh rrats! >Ayame is Ayamefriend which explains why she's so small>Coco is here but is just better at not breaking containment >Kiara shared the egg memes with the girls>Gura has a spas12 shotgun that she bought in an auction>Ina killed a man on October 23rd 2014
>>3992989I need her to sit on my face first.
it's definitely gura
>>3992848>>3992889Jesus you're right...
So this collab song is totally Mori/Gura, right?
>>3992973WATSON STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY AME YOU HOMO
how will you kneel if the collab song is with ame?
>>3992971The two guys in the middle look alright, the rest looks like they usually don't converse with people outside of the internet.
Why'd they pick Mori to sing in the HoloALT PV anyway?I mean she's not a bad singer but it feels like an awfully random choice.
>>3993010I would welcome coco teaching her something offensive in japanese
>>3993068It matters not who you are, Death awaits you.
>>3992969I don't believe itI've been burned by too many holos saying shit like "Oh, we talk on Discord!" and then Discord images and info leaking out about how that "conversation" was an autistic attempt to break the ice disguised as a technical question sitting unanswered for 3 weeks in the recipients DiscordIf I've come to expect anything from most holos after watching them for almost 2 years, it's that on average the favorite hobby of Hololive is ghosting their fucking friends and spending hours ego-searching
Will Gura sing No Time to Die?
It kinda sucks how Miko and Suisei are separate from the rest. I was looking forward to having them interact with eveyrone.
>>3992806Eh, I just envy them instead of judging. Not hating one's appearance is a blessing.
>>3992920This is fucking hell and I actually like that other thing.
>>3993081Mori/Gura or Mori/Ina.
「Gen 0 News」SoRoboAZ continue searching for coral reef to get tropical fish. AZki rivals Polka's abillity at getting lost easily. MiComet are back at the house after playing with lava and Miko laughed as Suisei killed mobs.
>>3991654I updated this, for those who care. Mainly focused on making a new HUD since just copying the one from the original didn't quite cut it. Also cleaned up a few things, and hid some text at the bottom.
>>3992615SE?
>>3993091Token black guy
>>3993081It's obviously gonna be Calli/Mori, you dingus.
>>3993088
>>3993091they wanted someone involved in HoloLive, but not in the main branch since those would be featured in the mv
>>3993091Because it's an awfully random choice of someone who's not in the PV so they can't take the spotlight
>>3993107Square Enix
>>3993066That’s just your standard NYC filth.t. New Yorker
>>3993065considering the sperg out mizuryuu kei did about his pay Cover is probably giving out peanuts as salary
>>3993091So that nobody can complain about no HoloENs being represented in the actual animation
NENE
RBC...
>>3993091Because it would give too strong 'main character' vibes if one of the JPs sung it and was in the video, but it makes it all the funnier that Sui wasn't in it.>Roboco just drowned and dropped all her shitlmao
>>3993106kino track horrible race, TERRAN HATE
>>3993090I'd be super happy to see any of my EN girls singing with each other.
If she had said it would be an origina, I would have said it would be Kiara. Since it's a cover it's almost certainly gonna be Gura
>>3993007Never forget that they could have went full acoustic and everybody going ham on the lyricsWe could have gotten sheriff Gura and Calli doing a shoot out with Ame Ina and Kiara gangDo not forget what they took from us.
>>3992853Gura was cute and really into the game and that’s all that matters to me.
>>3993091they didnt want to show favoritism so they picked someone thats not gonna be in the early pvs outta a hat
>never watched a mori supachat streamDoes the doot... stop?
>>3992836is that first one from the Matrix?
What if Mori/Gura sing Judgment as a duet??
>>3993090Mori was going wild in Ame's unarchived karaoke... Could it be...?
>>3993145I FUCKING WISH IT DID
>>3993126He sperged out because he never considered that Hololive would blow up and thought his work was worth more than what he initially negotiated.
>>3993145Sometimes for extended periods, yeah
>>3993107KUSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3993091lemme go ask Yagoo
>>3992969>>3993095There is still a vast difference between communicating on Discord in your free time and collabing in front of an audience and having to be "on" all the time. Mori might be casual as fuck with Coco but when they do the collab, Coco and Mori might be aware this is the first time people are seeing them together and will act accordingly.
>>3993145the doots will continue until morale improves
>>3993073The only EN that owns a gun is Ina, and it's a pink P90 she never uses but lovingly maintains.
>>3992812To be fair the overall impression was that Ame's outfit was the best by far.
>>3993090I dunno. But what would prompt any of the ENs to approach Ame before one of the others? Not even saying they wouldn't, but as their first choice that seems absurd.
>>3993145Anon, please, leave this in the hands of the veteran deadbeats, these superchat readings are dangerous to the uninitiated. I'm already making a summary greentext of anything relevant Mori says/does so don't feel like you'll miss anything.
>>3993018it's been even longer than that...It's been->It's actually only been 5 days, will be 6 in a short whileBLIIINNNDDDIN THE DEEPEST NIIIGHHHTTTREACHING OUTGRASPING FOR A FLEETING MEMORRYYYYYYY
>>3993066NYC is a shithole
RBC...again...
>Zatsudan in the middle of SC readingOh shit, Mori's learning
Mori taking a break from reading supers soon to talk about stuff.
>>3993145Well apparently today it will, she wants to talk about some things in a little bit she just said
>>3993106>Gura is Protoss>Ina is TerranWho's going to be Zerg?
>>3993145It doots not.
>>3993136You want a piece of me, boy?
Roboco...
> - [EN] Sora: AZKi-chi, did you take the diamond equipment? AZKi: I picked up a diamond bow. Roboco: Ah, that one is actually trash. AZKi: Eh?
>>3993183Aruran has guns
>>3993091>big ups to yagoo for cumming directly in my pussy on a dangerous day, guh
>>3993069Gura’s 5 songs she mentioned in Feb were originals.
>>3993090>ElectroswingPretty hard
>>3993066This is why burger hours are just as dogshit.
>Zatsu after superchatsUgh, I was going to go to bed too. How far through them is she?
>>3993073that would explain why she wasn't here for Ina's birthday stream
Reminder that friend is doing a Deadpool 2 watchalonghttps://om3tcw.com/r/hollowMatsuridoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycpOeEHY-gs
>>3988822>>3989136Fuck I'm late. Sounds super interesting, you got more info about this type of anime production?Is it basically less suits, more creative control over the business process by a reputable visionary?
>>3993189thank you for your efforts
>>3993207>>3993208someone tell her to start using bubb4bot like ame suggested and maybe those SC streams will actually be bearable to listen to
>>3992694AH....
>>3993231>How far through them is she?Ha ha...
Do you think my oshi would be sad if I died?
>>3993203It's okay, we can rebuild her.
>>3993026Mystery Tako
>>3993244Honestly, she just needs to drop the instruments.
Please, fucking please let this be a Mori/Gura collab song. I’ve been waiting so long and there’s a good chance it won’t be mixed to shit
>no ina voice packhow do we cope fellow takodachies
>>3993247no
>>3993169>extended periodsDoot bros...
>>3992447Shion is the only one I've managed to fap to. The others I care way too much.
>>3993247nostream it
>>3993247She wouldn't know.
>>3993145Gotta hand it to her. When she picks up a gimmick, she rarely drops it.
>>3993221Doesn't count, he is a man. What kind of man does not have guns?
>>3993214Really, Ina should be zerg. Makes sense with the whole swarm of takodachis thing. Mori as the Queen of blades or Kiara would also work for Zerg, though.Terran would obviously be Ame, with maybe Kiara if shes' not already zerg with her swarm of employees.
>>3993245THE PEPELONI...
>>3993080>Both music focused>Both started out as indies, were literal 2views for a while>Both very hard working>Both speak Japanese and English fluently>Both have a "cool" image perception>Both are actually dorks>One is the literal incarnation of Death, who laughs as she reaps souls and takes the lives of her victims, the other is a Grim Reaper
>>3993244She already said she'd talked to Ame about it, but she's probably already forgotten she said that.
>Big ups to Toorisugarino ghost riderWhat's his end game?
>>3993189very much appreciated, anon.
I've come to the conclusion that I believe that I do not deserve to be happy, even if I could atone for my mistakes and be the best person, it wouldn't change that.Strangely, I also can't accept that. It's like I created a fact just so I could be angry and upset about it being a fact. But I don't want to be angry or upset....I want power.
>>3993278He drives.
>>3993247no but you can make her sad before you die instead
>>3992447Also hololive in general I care too much. So I only look at niji doujins.
>>3993210God fucking dammit
>>3993247Worse, indifferent.
>>3993283Have sex incel
>>3993210KEK
MANAGEMENT LOVE
deadbeats has she said anything about doom lately? I almost never get time to watch her streams anymore
>>3993283Shut up Vergil
>>3993210kek
>>3993258It's more likely that you'll get Gura's original songs by her birthday before this collab is uploaded
>>3993312Two more weeks
>>3993312In June
>>3993312Week of Doom coming this summert. Mori promise
>>3993283T.vergilbeat
It's really funny to me that people actually don't realize the fact that Mori is an extremely good actor. They really believe that Mori is an autistic and cringy girl, when in reality she is just playing a character of autistic reaper that was given to her by Cover. Irl she is just a normal individual, I assure you.I am an actor myself, with some minor success. I can easily spot when someone is "roleplaying" so to speak. And Mori is a perfect actor.She just hits all of traits of a good actor:1) She always sees a big picture. Mori always knows where she wants to be.2) An extremely good networking skills. Do really think that our boi can network? No, and yet she has a lot of friends in the industry.3) Mori likes to take chances. She took a huge risk when she decided herself to become an idol. This daredevil attitude is in her blood. All actors by nature are risk takers.4) Likes D&D.5) She finds performingto be a fun activity. She actually enjoys it.6) Mori is always concentrated never breaking an act.7) She is good at accents. Cowboy Mori is a kino.And so so much more that wouldn't fit in this post...And if it is not enough for you think of the following:There is no possible way that such an autistic person as Mori can exist and function in a society. Seriously think about it, the amount of "special" moments that such an autistic individual can produce is incomprehensible for a mortal man. If Mori was that autistic for real then she would have been kicked from Japan long ago.
>>3993259You beat the shit out of the bean cushion
>I’m sure we’ll meet again soonThat’s a fucking hint and a half right there.
>Mori likes Saints Row 3 the best3 chads just keep winning.2 fags need not apply.
>>3993259The takodachi onahole
>>3993261Those are really low VOD views for how many live viewers that stream had. Just look at Mori's current VOD views for instance, much higher with similar (and often lower) vod views.
>>3993283I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>3993326>>3993327>>3993329that's' pretty cool, we'll get to see Ame play 2016 and Mori play eternal!I hope she hasn't been doing her reps, the sufferkino was pretty enjoyable
>>3993290Tbh, Tsukino Mito porn got me into vtubers
Pissing down Jenma's throat!
>>3993346What do you mean
>>3993210Kek, add the thumping sounds of this 5'6 behemoith's footsteps.
>>3993347Based, 3 was awesome
Fuck you Kiara
>>3993210>She's incredibly fast.
>>3993277that's why i'm saying someone should tell her
>>3993312she brings it up fairly regularly and she plans a whole event around it which means it's basically a lock-in, due to her event autism
>>3993353I can't believe I'm actually hoping she just keeps playing on console, I can't imagine what her trying to play Eternal would look like on KBM after the horrors of APEX and RE8.
>ogeyyy
anya is ogey
>>3993210Nice
>>3993074Mogu mogu
>>3993210holy kek
>next stream rules will be real strictdoubt
>>3993347Based, imagine being a 4nig
>>3993183Kiara doesn't own a gun now, but given what she said she wants to do at some point (live in the countryside) and Kiaramama being an alpha mama woodswoman, I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up owning one sometime down the road.
>>3993247noneither would anybody elseI'm not saying this like other anons who are just sick of sadposting and anons treating this place like a therapist, eithermost people who post here do not have anybody in their life who would care about them dying simply because its rare in general and you would need to be a useful, meaningful person to have such people in your lifemost anons here will die alone and miserable. if it's any solace, it's the people most bitter about this type of post who are the most insecure about that fact. that doesn't mean they care about it happening to other people, though.
>>3993373you can always plug a controller into your computer and play that way
>>3993338That's an old one
Even in collabs, Anya has tech trouble.
Anya is not ogey
>>3991621Man. Listening to this again. It's so good
>>3993353she'll be a tiny bit better after her re8 reps
>>3993356*unzips dick*
>>3992694Am I crazy or are they 90% Asian, what are the odds of that?Also yeah, mostly presentable but the Nousagi drags the whole crew down
>>3993405This is true.
My boy is dying on stream!
>>3993390what a whore
>>3993415>mostly presentablet. delusional tako
>>3993347Consistent with Mori's terrible taste in pretty much everything else.
>>3993322I’m fine with waiting, I just want it to be real.
>>3993356Based OCchad who drew this
>>3993210Amazing.
>>3993283Based. Without power you can't protect yourself or the ones you love.
[Good News] I just got my pre-shipping notice from Geekjack for my Ame Birthday goods. They should hopefully start shipping them next week.
>>3993401>the way I think is the truth and the way everyone else thinksokay doomer
so which gen 0 member has the most active translators in the current collab? i have roboco and miko open on holodex and it's barely updating despite all 5 girls talking constantly
MORI'S LIVER IS GOING TO DIE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3993401go back to sleep Gura.
>>3993210I KNEEL
>Why did you ANIMALS all decide to come out of nowhereDamn Mori...
>>3993366Why is he like tthis
>>3993385I want this fatto catto to smother me.
wait, didnt Mori have a drinking stream just yesterday?
I need more quantum power.
>>3993454Sora. She's got a good translation crew, and there's two for this stream.
>>3993454Sora's is a little more frequent. I have the 2x3 preset open
Gura mention?
GURA MENTIONIn the 0kisei collab
>>3993442
Gura mention(?)
>>3993390God I love chuuni holos. I need more cool art.
>>3993210Basedy so smol tho?
GURA GEN 0 MENTIONBecause they were talking about mc tridents....
>>3993442We bear witness to the end of Miura's journey. It is not always a happy thing.
>>3993415There are 2 people that is actually dressed for a social outing out of all of themWho fucking wears a tight pink shirt to public when they are whale sized
>>3993487Yeah, drinking two days in a row is just shocking, frankly.
>>3993495>>3993497>>3993499>>3993503Gura?mind
>Roboco: The trident is, um, like the one Ariel the mermaid's dad has. Maybe a spear? Yeah, that's what Gura-chan has.
>>3993401God damn. I don't disagree that you shouldn't be posting woe is me posts here or in splinter threads, but you'd honestly be surprised how many reasonable people post on this website.
>>3993487She got so drunk she memory holed it and rescheduled thinking she just missed it
>>3993495>>3993497>>3993499>>3993503What did they say?
>>3993210She chased a guy down for a bottle of water
>>3993519What did they say about gura?
>>3993487To be fair, that 日本酒 stream was meant to be the day before.
>>3993518t. sarcastic slavfag
>I'm a trapOLLIE
God I love being a deadbeat. An immortal spoopy undead!Other fanbases just don't get it. They are actually ok with being pathetic creatures.KFP are literal chickens.Teammates are h*mans.Takos are some small pink slime stuff.I AM A SKELETON!!!https://youtu.be/syhOt6KS5X0
>I can't deny the existence of my senpaiMorippi...
>>3993210s...sugoi..
[Friend News] Fubuki said she loves me!
>>3993518She needs to drop the drinking games, lest she becomes an actual alcoholic
>>3992694>only 2 white peopletakodachis...
>>3993338It's really funny to me that people actually don't realize the fact that Mori is extremely autistic. They really believe that Mori is an actor and nromal girl, when in reality she is just trying not to drop her spaghetti all over the floor. IRL she is a giant sperg, I assure you.I am an autist myself, with some minor functionality. I can easily spot when someone is "autistic" so to speak. And Mori is a giant autist.She just hits all of traits of a giant autist:1) She never sees a big picture. Mori never knows where she wants to be.2) Extremely poor communication skills. Do really think that our boi can communicate? No, and yet she has a lot of friends in the industry.3) Mori likes to take things literally. She takes things very literally and often misses jokes. This autistic attitude is in her blood. All autists by nature miss jokes.4) Likes being autistic.5) She finds performing to be a fun activity. She actually enjoys it.6) Mori is always concentrated never breaking an act.7) She is terrible at accents. Cowboy Mori is a kino.And so so much more that wouldn't fit in this post...And if it is not enough for you think of the following:There is a possible way that such an autistic person as Mori can exist and function in a society. Seriously think about it, the amount of "special" moments that such an autistic individual can produce is incomprehensible for a man. But Mori is a cute girl so everyone gives her a pass.
>>3992694I couldve gone to this but I'm glad I didntBtw the brown kid in the middle is the only good looking one there
>>3993536She was thirstyIn many ways
If the Coco rrat is true imagine how hard the floodgates will open when Gura makes it known that she's accepting collab requests from JPs
>>3993442I feel really bad for George Morikawa, that was his bro. He's taking it really hard, apparently has locked himself inside his room, won't respond to any of his family. Hasn't eaten in a couple days.
>>3993520THEY LOVE THEIR GAIJIN KOUHAISSeriously though, been ages since we saw that trident
>>3993548https://youtu.be/cmFZGzev9zU
ANYAAAAAAA
>Again with the fucking dox...Mori stop
>>3993432They're mostly just in normal clothes. The only ones who are egregious are the nousagi with a bulging wallet (easy target for thieves) and the dude on the far left who wore dress pants without even knowing what "ironing your clothes" means. Everyone else are just people.If it were really bad, they'd ALL be wearing graphic tees.
>>3993442So put your glasses on, nothing will be wrong
Is anyone watching the HoloID collab, they're talking in English
>>3993356
>>3993549a thousand boners...but no dick....
>>3993549Chumbuds chumbuds chumbuds...
>>3993556>becomeskek
>>3993549Get your lore right. Teamates are fishies but the membership are alligators.
>numberfag is STILL seething over AmeliaHoly shit, how pathetic is this loser?
>>3993569I can't wait until they can finally on the JP server
>>3993247Yes. Your oshi cares about you and loves you anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
>>3993356Sorry, I choose the champion of middle management.
>>3993569>the WASHOI was heard from across the world, deafening everyone in Japan
>>3993549Deadbeats look like this?
>>3993556Anon...
>>3993356sorry, this is all i can spare
>>3993569>accepting and then ghosting because of her scatterbrain
>>3992201what the fuck that's all been in 2 weeks??
>>3993549And I'm...your worst nightmare
>>3993549bitch at least I have a dick
>idol? i am, but i don't know about ollie.jesas anya
>>3993607ABAYO
I just realized that next week we may get to hear Gura say "Good Morning Motherfuckers!" in an extremely cute voice
>>3993549I'm gonna snort your bone meal after I'm done with you
>>3993516Blue t-shirt, hat/headphones combo, the taller guy and maybe the baseball cap in the back are all normal enough looking I wouldn't give them a second glance in public.
>>3993611He's just retarded, don't mind him. I'm sure he wants to go to Australia to visit Kiara as well.
>>3993446I love mankindI want to save it from itself and its sinI want to drag it kicking and screaming from its dark place into the light of my salvationI want it to struggle against me, I want to feel it wriggle and writhe, and I want it to try and fight back. It will either fail and enter the light through my guidance, or enter the light of its own accord to find the power needed to defeat me. My death or loss is irrelevant. Humanity finds redemption either way.Struggle and try and survive I want to be its adversary. I want all of you to desperately gasp for air so that you may begin to understand and transcend your inferior state. I want only the best for you, I love everyone unironically, but the road to love is built on pain. I need to hurt all of you. It's the only way. Let's suffer and burn and bleed together until we find the God hidden deep past the flesh.
The collab is an hour in and Suisei and Miko are still not talking to the other 3.
Ollie...It's just like the fucking Skullgirls comic
Jesus Deadpool 2 is way worse than I remember
J*U ( literally) did Mori comented on the meme Review thing?
>>3993620A very eventful two weeks
ARCHITECTS GET IN HERE OLLIE'S TALKING ABOUT THE "CONSEQUENCES" OF EATING SO MUCH ICECREAM
>>3993644Based chuuni
>>3992201have sex incel
>>3993640Wait, she's not australian?
>>3993549Not just a chicken, but also a wageslave to my boss!
>>3993645They split up
>>3993636thanks for reminding me that i'll have the displeasure of hearing mori say "GUH, GOOD MORNING MOTHER F-WORDS" on sunday
>>3993636Oh fuck you’re right. The meme review to break the world
>>3993645Because they separated into two groups and are now going to meet up again.
>>3993647What comic?
>>3993650Not yet. She said she's gonna take a break form reading supers and do a bit of zatsudan at some point, likely will then.
>>3992301I'm going to kill you. I say that with no hostility.
>>3993509I uh, didn't realize how zoomed in I was.>>3993358I'll blow it up and add that in, was far too distracted with okazu
>>3993583
>>3993639The two guys front and center with one's arm over the other is also inoffensively normal even if they tried to dress up.
>>3993436probably same person as >>3992422hornybeats ate doing their reps...
Do I really need to watch Hololive Extra and Hololive Unlimited before watching Hololive Alternative?
>>3993356i got u
>>3993639It is walmart tier clothes. Good for occasions when you are doing shit all and going to the convenience store, but this is a social outing with several other people they probably met for the first timeI wouldnt shit on them for it, but they are far away from "presentable"
>>3993659I HAVE ARRIVED
>>3993676The "Why are you eating ice cream" one.
>>3993650Why would she talk about the meme review? Does she know who the guest is? Coco wouldn't tell us who the announcement was teasing either...
>>3993692Yes. Trust me bro, it's worth it.
>>3993692>Not watching Hololive zero first and reading the VNKill yourself, secondary
>>3993636HEWWO MOTHERFUCKERS
>>3993581I was but now I am enjoying official Yukihana Lamy delivery
>>3993699Ah, naruhodo
>>3993549There is a deadbeat inside of everybodyExcept those disgusting, spineless Takos
>IDs talk about their worries>they just talk about food
>>3993668It still amazes me how much this artist's style changed in 6 months
>>3993692Watch Hololive Zero and then play the Unlimited VN
>>3993549>t.
>>3993703wow funny american joke www
>>3993680Why is she such a degenerate?
>>3993699Ollie...
>>3993672>Coco explaining some tier meme to Gura for 30 minutesWow, I can't wait. The thread would be fun at least.
What did she mean by this
>>3993692Bro just wait for the RE:holo movies that cover everything and retcon Hitomi Chris and Aloe dying
>>3993669>>3993673Yeah no I get that, but it just sucks that so far they've spent the majority of the collab in 2 different groups, I was really looking forward to seeing Gen 0 as a whole and their group dynamic. If they continue to stream for at least 2 more hours and those 2 hours are spent with the others then fine. But if this collab is gonna be a short one, then they will have spent the majority of it apart.
What will you do when>GOOD MORNING MOTHER F WORDERS
>>3993692Yeah, nothing past the Holocaust arc makes sense otherwise.
>>3991568Looks good, looks fun. That's all I really ask for
>>3993680the thought of matsuri drinking piss or pissing inside suiseis butt makes me harder than it should
>>3993738Thank you, I've been doing my meme review reps
>>3993680>stray pubesaaaa i hate this meme
>>3993745Yagoo retweeted this already. Get with the times.
>>3993756Laugh
>>3993683The awkward poses and expressions ruin them for me in that picture, but hopefully they wouldn't be doing that normally.
>>3993692Suisei is just Sora from future have fun
>>3993756probably drink
How did mori break the ENMA barrier?
>>3993779Her power is maximum
>>3993756cringe, and then laugh
>>3993680>>3993583>This is the MC of HoloAlt
>>3993636>Mori meme review>Coco: We always start the stream saying GOOOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS>Mori: Alright let me try. *AHEM* GOOOOOOD MORNING MOTHER F WORDERS!!!>Coco: No no you gotta say the full thing>Mori: I know dawg but there's like kids watchin' n' stuff. Gotta watch my words ya feelin' me big C?>Coco: Hehehe....big C..>Mori: Huh what? I just called you- OH GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH>Coco: THAT'S THE SPIRIT CALLIOPE-CHAN!!!
Mori reading SC from streams so long ago I completely forgot I superchatted, so I get genuinely surprised when she reads my username...
What about Ollie makes her the supachat queen in ID ? I know it's harder to track IDs because of streamlabs donations but she's clearly beating her branchmates by a lot
>>3993524You shouldn't act like this place is your therapist, just like the chuubas, but retards like the one you replied to are doing the same thing under a different strategy. The first dude wanted a therapist to reassure him. The second dude wanted a therapist to vent to, and to reassure him that he's normal. They're both idiots, but at least the first one has a chance at being ok in the future.
>>3993779your boy's way with words finally got through...
>>3993779Overworked, undersexed office worker meets the 5 FOOT SCYTHE
Coco should bring back Asacoco 1.0 just do it once a week. Mori on Asacoco 1.0 would be great. Reddit review is going to suck just by the nature of what it is.
Was away for a few hours, did Cover announce the extra information on Holo Alt yet that they said they would on Friday?
>>3993727First one is cute in an 'awww' kind of way, second one is hot in an 'I wanna take Kiara to pound town' kind of way.
>>3993190They like Ame.
>>39937795 ft scythe
>>3993571>I'll come over and read the final chapter somedayI keep reading this as he'll read it when he passes on too.
>>3993795i can hear it
>>3993756collect my sides off the floor
>>3993736That parody fucking wrecked me
>>3993776
>>3993795I can't wait
>no AZKi/Suisei in Alternative>no AZKi/Suisei PoV for Minecraft collab
>>3993779She pissed in J-chad's mouth
>>3993779Mori reports to JChad, not that cunt EnMa
>>3993756Be sad that her over the top intro got neutered.
>>3993797gives off the most EN1.5 energy and fills the turbozoomer niche that nobody else was filling.
>>3993692Yeah, you won't understand the impact of the Mio chomp scene otherwise
>>3993797She's entertaining and didn't tell everyone who might pay her to fuck off in her debut stream by saying she's only going to speak indog. Also helps that she's very appreciative which means that attentionwhores get their dopamine shot.
>>3993779implying that the brain-damaged from lack of sleep woman who doesnt know jack shit until she specifically asks for it did something in this case
Anya...............
>>3993802If Coco has a functioning chat filter to destroy the zhangs, couldnt she do Asacoco again?
>>3993776why did i hover over that, fuuuck
>it's been 94 hours since Ame last streamed
>"Interviewers might find you being a total sperg endearing"Is this how Mori got hired?
>>3993797Speaks 95% English and has a different style/personality from all the ENs.
>>3993692be sure to read the Hololive eXtend LNs.
>>3993795plz stop, I can hear it
>>3993818isn't this the intent
>>3993776DROWN IN YOUR IDEALS SODA
SHE FUCKING TRIPPED OVER WALKING OUT OF HER JOB INTERVIEWTHIS WOMAN IS AN ENDLESS BUCKET OF SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS
>>3993804>not new IPkill yourself
do ya think mori realizes how cringe she is?
>>3993795ur dogwater
>>3993864Yeah it definitely is
>>3993762>Matsuri pissing inside Suisei's buttHow the fuck would that work logistically?Matsuri would be practically scissoring Suisei only to shift positions slightly and press her urethra up against Suisei's gaping well-used asshole
>>3993797For whatever reason, death themed vtubers will always dominate SC in their gen. Rushia for JP, Mori for EN, Ollie for ID.
>>3993779who is ENMA? i only know Jchad
>>3993795Peak wigger energy. God damn it, the cringe kino we were waiting for.
>>3993853Exactly
>>3993883>Suisei's gaping well-used assholeYEAHBY ME
>>3993883Funnel and hose
>>3993873NTA but it's been 3 hours since this threads been made so he could be telling the truth
>>3993886huh, weird.
>>3993745
>>3993873NTA but check when the thread was made anon.
>>3993883god that sounds hot
>>3993883
>>3993828Well shit, I didn't take that in. Too big of a coincidence.
>>3993832Honestly I feel Ollie and Reine would have done WAY better if they were in EN2. Seriously, the untapped potential. Not sure about Anya, I dont watch her
Fubuki watchalongs are my favorite
>>3993736That's me!
>>3993907THEY'RE HERE
>>3993692>Ame: Saber>Mori: Taiga>Gura: Ilya>Kiara: Rin>Ina: SakuraDid I get it right
>>3993886Most vtubber fans arr suicidal?
>>3993849Zhangs aren't why she stopped doing 1.0, the insane time commitment plus management pulling the plug after the hanging Kanata joke is why she stopped doing 1.0.
>>3993879she is perfectly aware
>>3993902>>3993909fuck me, today really is slow
>>3993776That explains why MiComet and SoraMiko are both cannon ships...
>>3993886>>3993904
>>3993924Same. I would've watched it if I had the energy when it started but I was just waking up and still in the post-Holo Alt mode
>>3993853Autism is a requirement to be hired by Cover
>>3993883Sounds like someone has never watched the piss scenes done by LegalP***o
BERLANGGANAN DAN KEANGGOTAAN
>>3993934Mori for Taiga is good but I always pegged her as Saber if you ignore the blonde bit.
>>3992028>Victoria 3>tfw checked>tfw israelISRAEL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3993916I fail to see any practical use of this. Not to mention how you're going to carry something piss-stained in your pocket.
>>3993924Amogus...
>>3993916Isn't it inconvenient to piss from a sloppy slit?Couldn't god or whatever have designed women to have separate penises just for peeing?
>>3993853Oh shityou bet
>>3993886wheres a Freud poster when you need one.
>>3993453prove me wrong then, exactly>>3993469nah Gura is secure in knowing that people would miss her, her problems are based in other shit>>3993524don't kid yourself. if you're one of the few who actually has people in their life that would miss them when they're gone, gratz. and desu post what you want but seriousposting about people actually caring about 99% of other people dying is just an obviously dumb takewe all know that most people here are just indifferent losers and the world won't notice their passing. no family/no friends/Etc that rely on them, and if you don't have that, why the fuck would anybody give a shit, just another cold body in the ground, plenty more where that came from, and just like before 99% wont have a single tear spilled for them, hell some l know firsthand dont even cry themselves when they think about their own death anymore because they realize they're nothing
>People I wanna collab with in the futureOne of them is certainly IronmouseWho else?
>>3993954>ISRAEL
>>3993954I'm sure all this says something about humans but I'm too dumb to say what it is
>Neck crackSTOP
>>3993907>check the likes
>>3993971>Couldn't god or whatever have designed women to have separate penises just for peeing?Anon no!
>>3993716>>3993636>>3993672As if Jenma will ever give the okay
>>3993825The lore deepens fren
>>3993795I can't believe I might pay more attention to fucking meme review than my oshi streaming
>>3993971they were made from a fucking rib, corners had to be cut
>>3993807Yeah but if you want someone to feature on your music you're not gonna ask her. Maybe once you've gone through everyone else, then sure.
>>3993966Just wash it the same place you wash your hands lmaoBesides women always carry bags/purses on them anyway
>>3993934I hate doxxbeats with a fucking passion but the analogy of Mori being Shirou and her past being Archer is too good.
Threadly reminder to Shadowmanlet that Gura loves Amelia and would hate his schizo pedophile pathetic ass.
>>3993993>Obisa7The legendary lone Ioforia...
if this is a full gen 0 collab why are Miko and Suisei in a different instance from AZKi, Roboco and Sora?
>>3993967holy kek
>>3993999Oh shit
I would love for my oshi and favorite JP interact together but I know it will probably never happen
>>3992028>vicky 3>any holo could grasp gsgAt best one of them could take a swing at stuff like stellaris or civ 5,but those dont really count. Still, theyre babbies first introduction I guess.
>>3993967Kek
Is Mori ogey?
>>3994005Gura would.
>>3993999Based ally of justice deadbeat
>>3993999kek
AAAAAAAA TOASTER
>>3993983Hello ultradoomer faggot. Why do you even watch this shit if you're so morbidly obsessed with saying nothing matters? Chuubas bring joy in many different forms, just like many different forms of people come to shitholes like this.
>>3993853Cover would unironically hire you on the spot if you could do a full re-enactment of Friday Night Funkin' in front of YAGOO in his office. Beep boop, going from one side of the room to the other for each bit, the full package
>>3993971Girls with piss-penises would die from natural selection.
>>3993983You're unironically edgier than both Shadow from SA2 and Sasuke from the Naruto seriesAre you still a teenager by any chance?
>>3993966women are autistic for wanting these or using them, more at 11
>>3993934Ina isn't a stupid whore so no.
>>3993999>deadbeats can never be trusted
>>3993999>a deadbeat was the infilanon
>>3994038>anti to the antisnot the hero >we need, but the one >we deserve
>>3993967jesus fuck this week is too good
Why does Mori use her japanese pronunciation for Flamberge
>>3993967kek
>>3993999Why is Ame anti a gnome?
I can't stand the instrument anymore, someone with more willpower post when Mori starts the talking portion.
>>3994012Why do you let a schizo live rent free in your head?
>>3993993pretty much, fuck off retard
>>3993988Something something death releases inhibitions Yada Yada return to the earth after death and the earth is filled with riches etc etcI don't feel like writing an essay this time, just go read up on the classicals and shit
>>3993852Just a few more hours
>>3993401How the fuck do you manage to not have a family member or a friend who would unironically be there for you next to your deathbed and shed a tear. Just how much do you need to fuck up to end up in that situation.
>>3993967put a water bottle in his hand
>>3993967my sides
>>3993999sausuhguh
>>3994012Please don't tell you actually do this on a regular basisIf so, you seriously need to medicate
>>3993967>she's incredibly fast
>>3993967what'd i miss
>>3994087It's over
>>3993999Jesus fuck my sides
Rate it
>>3994045For me, it's the vacuum freaking out on the cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xa79xwftfI
>>3993934>>3993707>>3993733They were referring to Muv Luv, Fateshitters.
>the most heavyIs this correct?t. ESL
>>3994037Yeah I guess she would. The next song is definitely gonna be Gura and Mori though.
MORI IS GOING TO PUKE
>>3994096You have no friends and your family is dead.
>>3994133my bad. i watch neither fate or muv luv.
LOOK AT HER GO
>>3994134the heaviest
Mori's gonna pull a gun on us again isn't she?>>3994134The heaviest?
Roboco leading Sora and Azki around town is so cute.
>>3993825>>3993999Whats the gnome and the lizard guy?
>>3994082Please be bait
>>3993401>most people who post here do not have anybody in their life who would care about them dying simply because its rare in general and you would need to be a useful, meaningful person to have such people in your lifestop projecting, retard. it's not hard to have friends or family that care about you.
>>3993999Wherever a doxxbeat goes, he must doxx. Friend or rival. Family or enemy. Loved one or stranger. All are equal in his empty eye sockets.
>>3994152how new?
>the legs
>>3994152the lizard is a barracuda, the gura anti avatar since her maneater stream
>>3993999Doxxbeat...
>>3994125blue/10would try if i could get it
>>3994133Jokes on you I haven't engaged with either of those
Oh boy, Mori wants to "just talk about things" when she gets back from this toilet break.How likely is she going to announce:-plans with Coco-the Shadowverse collab partner-collab with Ironmouse
>>3994163I know ikadachi, the egg, the deadbeat Is one of them supposed to be the orcschizo?
>>3993776>Haachama is Amelia from timeline #3999Thanks for the spoiler, you fucking asshole.
>>3994139>letting your family dieWhy
>>3994160when he cannot dox, he starts anti-posting about mori, for some reason. sad lot, those deadbeatst. deadbeat
>>3994148>>3994149I know that, but Mori said "the most heavy" and I was legitimately confused
>>3994194lurk more
>>3994125Take my money.
>>3994000I don't think Gura will stream project diva for 3 hours
>>3994207We like it rough, when it isn't we make it so.
>>3994121Thank you
>>3994212Mori has a way with words
Tummy peek
>>3994096My only friends are online friends who I know won't travel thousands of miles just to see me on my deathbed. And the only family members I have are my mother and father, one who has cancer so will probably die before I even get to that point and the other hates my guts for being a disappointment and not finishing college so she can boast about it. Every time I even try to call her she, pretty much, tells me to go fuck off and die.Not him by the way.
Fateniggers deserve the rope.
>>3993795This made my skin crawl. And people will dare call it "cringe kino"
>>3994131I'm haunted to this day by the air conditioner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUcuHUvI1UI
>>3994207I think most Mori antiposting would disappear if deadbeats stopped falseflagging as antis
anya is horny
>Supachat reading>Turning off supachatWhy are they like this?
>Orcschizo is kill>Eggman is killnow how do we doxx and kill schizo #1?
>>3994245t. deadbeat
>>3994158No, you CANT HAVE ANY FRIENDS IF YOU'RE ON AN INCEL CHUD WEBSITE LIKE THIS!
>>3994030Keep the faith, chumbud. I would love it to and keep on hoping we'll see it someday.
>>3994234l-let's go...?
>>3994251So they don't continually have to read an endless amount of them in one stream
>>3994194check the orcschizo pastebin she updated it with egg stuff
>>3994255Of course
>>3994212They're equivalent, it's not incorrect
>>3994251because they're trying to clear out their superchat backlog and having it on increases the backlog
>>3994251has to end at some point anon....
>>3994251because they dont want to sit an additional 5 hours because "hurr hurr i'm gonna donate so you cant stop the stream" spam will start
[Sad News] Mori is just a pair of legs, again.
>>3994259a Gura/Okayu song collab would be kino
>>3994245Stop trying to despoil deadbeat culture
>>3994256Oh, that's what his post reminded me of.
>>3993825>>3993999>Deadbeats literally just normalfags awkwardly stumbling into the Vtubing Idol community, yet someone ending up as agents of both sheer devotion and unwarranted entropy of said medium with neither awareness, nor maliceLike Oshi, like Fanbase.And also extremely relatable.t. Deadbeat
>>3994275Link?
>open Mori>get spooked
new /vt/ sings thread>>3994124
>>3994251it's mostly Mori and Ame, they just wanna show gratitude, not farm more money
>>3994251If you want the superchat stream experience, come to any of their zatsudan streams.
JW*So what's the announcement supposed to be?I saw their twitter about announcement in Friday along PV...
>>3993983Kek, these edge posts always crack me up. You are in a nihilistic state where you are wallowing in your own depression, and talk about how bad your life is while feeling sad that nobody will ever notice their passing. You are at the edge of a cliff and you have nothing further to lose, yet you do nothing to change your situation. Rather than mustering up that tiny bit of courage to form social connections and act like a functioning human being you would rather just come to the cringiest site known to man to complain about your life.You are right, you are a loser because you let yourself be. Ever heard of self fulfilling prophecy?
>>3994252We sacrifice Ayameposter
>>3994297menacing chair energy
>>3994241I don't know why I found it so funny but I found a video many many years ago where it was this scene but slowed down significantly and with the visuals being mildly fucked with and I couldn't stop laughingMaybe it's because I'm autistic
This place has ruined me.This was in the latest Boruto chapter and I couldn't stop laughing.
>>3994291But I've been watching chuubas since the 4 Heavenly Kings golden era
>Anya is a topNot unexpected.
>>3994096>have no kids>outlive your parentsgg ez
>>3994275Woah wtf I thought orcschizo was heartchanged into an elf friend and stopped doing doxx stuff already
>>3994291But I watched JP girls before EN...
>>3994297GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>3992357Just realized this pasta shifts from first person to second person halfway through. Its ruined.
>>3993934Nah, Ina is a Hololive Grand Order character, Katsushika Hokusai.
>>3994048i didn't say nothing matters? i said only like 1% of people are cared about, for good reason, because 99% of people are not important enough to care about their deathChuubas are important and loved which is why they are good people and will be missedhow is it even doomposting? its literally true that most people die unloved because they're just not very useful or interesting to the people around them to a meaningful degree. its neither sad nor happy, its just how it is, relax>>3994054>edgyim stating how people function, i dont have an opinion on it that is relevant. edgy would imply i brood about it or make my behavior centered around it. people dont give a fuck about most people and most people die alone and unloved, i can think that and then still behave like a reasonable person and not a faggot. i dont sadpost because, as said, nobody cares, and its irrelevant here. your oshi and the anons don't, your parents are dead or don't remember you, your siblings haven't talked to you in decades and you dont even have their contact info, you never had an so, you dont have an important job, you dont provide anything special to the world, etc etc etcjust cope and dont be a faggot about it, its hardly edgy to acknowledge your place
>>3993999fucking kek
[Hot news] AZKi made her first enchanted pickaxe and has decided to name it Roboco's Love Pick.
>>3994299is this the 4th one? i swear to fuck i need to finally record myself
What are they doing?
>>3993983I got a hug from my imouto a minute ago, how about you?
>>3994291Couldn't be more wrong
anya is the seething friend who gets their butt kicked at fighting games then says you're taking them "too seriously"!
>>3994245Not really.
>>3994312Anon, don't try. Dumb people can't understand that life is almost all their own doing.
>>3994321>>3994125Given how Lamy is with her alcohol, what're the chances that it's actually good taste-wise
>>3994324Meds.
>>3994259I will keep the faith, for now I’ll just enjoy her Mogu Mogu from last night
>>3994311The teaser for a teaser PV announced that there will be a teaser PV. Just like the first teaser of a teaser to a teaser PV teased the teaser to a teaser PV.
>>3994125I'd buy it
>>3994353about to reenact that ending from ever17
>>3994328i mean, solely based on how she reacts to chat i assumed as much
>>3994332What do you mean? She just posted the thread that happened yesterday that exposes the autistic kraut who shits up this board everyday
>>3994246Again?
Poor overselpt, still stuck in a sleep loop
>>3993999>Deadbeat why did you doxx me? Now we're both going to be [deleted]>I couldn't help it. It's in my nature.
can some deadbeat tell mori to talk about the PV frame by frame? I like her chatting
>>3994381kek
>>3988221>Kiara talks about Ina's birthday whishes in Time Square>Immediately starts making it about herself I DON'T UNDERSTANDWHY?
>the best part of the alternative song hasn't been teased yet
>>3994343Source on those numbers?
>>3994361AKU BAIK DI PERMAINAN
Mori dabbing on Cover's mixers.
>>3994321>12,000 yen without shipping for typical sakeOke Ina merch definetly a steal.
>Dawn blue is half englishMori no... the dogfuckers...
>>3994234LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3994387oh that's what you meant, I thought you meant orcschizo was starting up shit agani
>>3994398Schizoanon... It's just an onigiri
>>3992694Hey, there's someone with a takodachi mask! That's kinda cute!
Gen 0 is finally back together.
>>3994348Yeah it is. Deadline is the 30th, so you've got 9 days to do it
>>3994324Pretty sure translator is someone from here or hlg.
>>3994390>lol said the doxxbeat, lmao
Calli started her zatsu now.
>>3994398>Kiara isn't streaming>Start trying to make the thread about her
>>3993999my fucking sides
>>3994390"lol" said the deadbeat. "lmao"
>>3994390>>3994442kek
>>3994398Anon? That's just a rice ball.
>>3994343Again nothing but projection you little shit. How can you type this and not realize you're assuming things purely based on your experiences and the experiences of those around you directly? Please, take a second to read what you post and reevaluate your assumptions on a board full of people who post Anonymously.
>>3994291Well, i would not call myself normalfag but i wasn't all that much into watching streams before HoloEN.
CAM ON ANYAWIN SUM FAKKIN ROUNDS
>>3994327>>3994335It was more of a joke relating to Mori herself, but also reflecting on the fact she's very popular with Western audiences and Vtubers.I myself started this time last year, and relied entirely on clips and Coco before becoming obsessed with EN.
MORI CARES ABOUT HOLOLIVE
>>3994297https://files.catbox.moe/sh6886.png
>>3994398Stop trying to make the thread about yourself, Kiara.
>>3994420They already hated it as soon as they realized Mori was singing, though before that they liked it.
>>3994471BASED
>>3994465kek, funny.
>>3994398Schizoanon? that's just a jelly filled donut
>>3994398is Kiara in a room with us right now?
>>3994471KEK
>>3994471kek, it took a minute
>Dawn Blue was a unity songOh gosh, this dork...
I have never once given vtubers money. And I never will for as long as I live.
>Dawn Blue english lyrics are inspired by HoloMyth's journey
>>3994398>Kiara not mentioned anywhere>Anon makes the thread all about KiaraWHY ANON?
>>3994343The fact that you feel that 99% of people lead the nihilistic lifestyle that you describe is edgy in and of itself. Stop extrapolating based on your own life
>>3994362Oh, you would still be around?
>>3994506Good for you, anon.
>>3994398Anon.....
>>3994398Kiara is an example of an average woman. I think that's why I love her. Almost no filter and closest you'll get to a real life relationship out of chuubas
>favourite oshisMoririn...
>your oshi>did you ever say ogey or rrat infront of someone irl?
>>3994471ah, naruhodo ne.
>the chest area threw me off a little bitKek
When I blew it up it got all fucky, lesson learned.Tried to salvage ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/hkxbo6.png
>>3994390>>3994442>>3994452
>>3994506Whatever you wanna do man. I’ve given Gura money and will continue to do so.
Any sake buffs able to comment on Lamy's sake?Similar to ginjo sake, she says, with a fruity taste.Also she has a dedicated sake-warmer in her soundproof booth.
>>3988221>whole point of gen 0 collab was to help out Sora, Roboco and Azki with numbers>Miki not only streams her POV but makes them split up and takes the only other popular genmate with herWHAT A BITCH
>>3994305Ame actually quite often turned off her SC when she went zatsudan & talks with her normal chat.
>>3994529MoriNo, how fucking hard is it to keep shit here
>>3994506I gave Ina $100 for her birthday, bumped up my membership to $25. And spent about $360 on merch. So don't worry, for every person like you there's probably a retard like me.
God, I just remembered that there was some vtuber named takanashi kiara... Why does she have to make everything, even my thought process, about herself...
>>3993189God bless, anon
>>3994343I'm starting to see why you think nobody loves youYour insistent and delusional negativity is absolutely unbearable
>>3994471kekWASTED
>>3994398>hear Kiara refer to herself in the first person>black out for roughly 16 hours and then wake up to post about it as soon as you regain consciousness
>>3994096its easy as shit my dude, dont know why you sound so surprisedlike i said, 99% of people are worthless, we die alone, its just what it isyou need to have value as a person to be valued and a lot of people are garbage who just kinda drift through life as genetic dead ends who get to experience themselves, you overestimate that. jjst remind em that they wont be missed and you can usually shut up most sadposting spammers later because its true 90% of the time for them, tbey obv dont have anybody to rely on to talk to if they feel bad from it and they dont use mental health ever so reminding them will sorta just fester until they leave to go shoot themselves or some shit, trust me it works, the harder a place gatekeeps sadposting faggots with suicide bait the less appear over time unless one of them flips and streams blowing his head off like that one faggot
>>3994389That's a lot of sleep
Sora's carpet is made to be destroyed 20 times a week right?
>>3993684It was actually >>3991849
>Mori literally wrote a UNITY song for the HoloAlt PVThis is dedicated to all the "Mori doesn't care about Hololive" people.
>>3994541Horrible bait, you can do better.
>>3994398She said that KFP shouldn't think they need to top the Times Square thing. Which is exactly what KFP needs to hear before they buy a orange blimp that says "stream Heart Challenger".
>>3994471kek
>>3994534Well done, anon. Are you pin pon?, 5ft6?
>>3993934>Stage 4 Jaguarman Mori>"I'm pawsitive that I can smell blood... Reminds me of the winds of South America... With that said, how about it, kiddo? You ever been with a jaguar?"I'm down
>>3994516Nah, just don't believe the meme.
I love Gen 0
>>3988221SHE'S HERE
>>3994566ah, good to know
>>3994471Reminds me of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/qgks0g.png
>>3994321This is way too expensive, what the fuck?
>>3992848>>3992889Fans reflect the oshi and all that.
>>3994563stop posting, you are an eyesore
>>3994563ESL... Please. Your punctuation reps. Im not reading this.
>>3994552I'm scared for Kiara's birthday. Someone hold my wallet for me.
There's something very endearing about hearing Mori gush over her senpai.
>>3988221I fucking hate all of you guys. I wish /vt/ never happened
>>3994343>i can think that and then still behave like a reasonable person and not a faggot.>ends his multi-paragraph faggot post with "cope".
>>3994598Same. They are precious
>>3994116Mori chased down a nip deliveryman who tried to escape with her singular bottle of water she was getting delivered,
>>3994570What's actually funny is that it's less about her caring about "Hololive", and more about having an undying love for her friends, JP and EN alike
>>3994534saved
you can be a nobody and still be somebodyI'm pretty sure a lot of people and some holos would mourn for Joseph if we ever found out he died in an accident
MY SIZZOOOOOOR BLAAAAAADEEEE
Mori the TRIGGERfag...
>VOICE ACTINGUNO
I want to do sex to Chiara
>>3994602dont remind me. i still have PTSD from the market fluctuating like a fucking metronome
>Underground forums
>I don't know if I have what it takes to be a voice actorKAMON MOREEYOU OVERLY HUMBLE REAPER
>>3994563You wont be missed
>underground forumsUh huh
>Mori vocaroos
UNO
SATSUKI KIRYUIIIIIIIIIN
>>3994618Good luck dude. I fortunately don't feel any particular way about Kiara so I can skip her merch entirely unless she releases like a fucking Chicken plush or something. I'm addicted to plushies. Dear lord help me.
mori talking about how she loves trigger and tried fan voice acting
>studio trigger is my favdropped
>>3994635oh godi bet he thought it was the end
MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>3994659>Literally going "muh sekret club" live
>underground forums>voice actingSOMEONE HAS TO DIG OUT SOME ANCIENT VOCAROO OFF /A/ ARCHIVE
>Mori voice acting>naruto voice
>>3994535is the the fucking Darkest Dungeon ancestor
Oh holy fuck
>Naruto voiceAt least we know it's not /a/ now
>Mori was bullied to do Naruto voicesMori...
mori vocaroos ptsd let's goooooo
>they haven't heard itThis was found ages ago already
>>3994681I got some good news for you!
>thirteen "millenia" oldUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>3994681>he doesn't know
>>3994674She's talked about this onstream before, and mentioned how she thought the forum members that went in depth shitting on her probably had brain problems.
>suhsookay
Moririn......
I like how Mori still likes to keep the pretense of kayfabe.
>HEH, YOU GOT A WAY TO GO, KIDI'm fucking dying
sasookay is really cool
>>3994614Anon...
Holy newfags
>>3994652>He didn't take advantage of the market and make thousandsngmi
It's probably not 4chan, I doubt a 13-14 year old girl would ever find her way to 4chan
>>3994681>he does not possess the knowledge
ANYA FUCKING SUCKS
someone do their archive reps and pull them out, i remember seeing them in here (pretty sure the originals got deleted sadly)
>>3994580don't reveal my secrets
>Roommates aren't VAsThank you Mori for stating the obvious
>>3994725Goomba...
I still think Mori's Nonon voice was actually perfect and better than the real dub's. It's a shame she was too married to the idea of being Ryuko.
Mori's voice does sound like some cheesy but charming dub.
>>3994733Nah.
nigga finally came back to the leaf village for pink pubed pussy and then left
It's funny how her vocaroos would have a lot of supportive messages on 4chan but they get shat on in forums
>>3994725Anon I...
I WANT ANYA TO TOP ME
Has Gura ever aspired to be a voice actress?
Based subfag Mori
>>3994721i did, make out with 10k like a jew with a starting capital of 1k. doesnt feel right though when the prices were literally 0 cents per unit and then sold for 1 yubi 2 seconds later
>>3994703i'm aware, back in jp someone posted her previous attempts
>sub person myselfBased
>>3994733I remember the dump, pretty sure it was on /jp/Still doxxfagging though so I'd rather not
Jailbait Mori...
>>3994725heh...y-yeah... who would ever be a young teen on 4chan in the early/mid '00s...
>>3994725Oh, you sweet summer child...
>>3990281>Colors could've worked betterSeemed like a good idea https://streamable.com/dnepi4
>>3994755>he doesn't know
I see doxxbeats are at it again.
>>3994534Noice
>>3994738She’s saying it for the /jp/ mods.
>>3994681heh, sucks to be a newfag
>>3994744>pink pubed pussyI mean, look who we're watching right now, can you blame him?
>>3994770thanks for confirming at least. Calligula love
>>3994758made*, i'm working on a uni presentation and watching the 0 gen collab. my brain is split in half
>>3994725PeNgU1N oF d00m...
>>3994755Roommate reps.
>>3994725Anon... Youd be surprised how many underaged people end up here. It is actually scary to think that many people calling you a faggot itt still have to follow a strict bedtime enforced by their parents.
>Mori isn't a dubfagBASED
Can't believe I bullied Mori off of /a/ for being a Narutofag.Good.
>>3994786Mori’s pussy is bald.
>>3994390Oh man someone actually drew it. I was hoping someone would.
Friends...
>>3994366She probably taste tested
>>3994807Doing God's work there Kiara and Ina
>Forgiving and wishing her former bullies a good life nowGosh Mori is such a good person
IN A TRADITIONAL SENSE?
>>3994807You did the right thing
>>3994725She was 100% on /a/ during klk, anon. Half of the fucking board was underaged during that season, just like every time a major show like that airs. The board gets flooded with young people from offsite as well as /b/ and /v/ mostly getting into airing anime for the first time.After meeting some recovering tumblr addicts IRL it's actually shocking how many 12-15 year old tumblrites spent their formative years on /a/. Apparently that was a really big thing for a while
>>3994786truesasuguhke would definitely be a deadbeat
>>3994755Smells like a bait for roommate posting.
>>3994824kek
>A very special kind of relationshipI'M IN
>It's a different type of friendshipCalliope acts different around me.
>>3994725https://poal.me/cbct2vhttps://poal.me/cbct2v
Miko and Sui made a birthday cake for Sora and Roboco. Cute as hell, though the music they chose is creepy as fuck.
Deadbeats are you ogey?
Mori please stop chasing your goslings away
What the fuck is with that music in the collab
>>3994822It's an easy thing to say when you're famous and making thousands of dollars in fan donations just for existing.
>>3994844Fuck it. That's super cute!
miko, what is this birthday music...
Mori’s marrying me when I fucking die, now I just need to make it look like natural causes
>>3994846>>3994851Are you listening?
>>3994813Guess I have to unsubscribe.
>>3994797Just found out yesterday that the cumjar guy who I chatted with in the OG threads was an early teen retard when he was posting on the forbidden containment zone.
>anya would sell her dog in a tense economic situation
>>3994732does she also blow
>>3994824A BITTER PRETENSE
>>3994821>the nonzero chance Mori and Ina got into dub/sub arguments on /a/
>>3994846my boy is super cute, I am incredibly ogey
>lamy got officially sponsored Sake made for herHoly shit.
>>3994869At least she wouldn't eat it.
>your oshi>why are you hard right now?
>>3994869Wait, I thought dogs are haram.
Wait. W-What did Mori just say?
>>3994846>>3994851I think Polka said something similar, just in a more extreme way.
>you deadbeats have already won my heartI am in.
>>3994807Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.sage goes in all fields
>Bee tee dubsLike this, why, she?
>both reine and ollie have straight up called anya "dirt poor" this streamrrats?
WE'RE IN
>>3994769I was thinking of a different Colors but this works
>You deadbeats already won my heart... buncha sillies.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3994866I can't hear her over my keyboard clacking away as I create rrats in real-time.
>>3994884Other way around, some brand saw her SC numbers and paid her to put her image on the bottle, anon.
>You deadbeats have already won my heart[Chair clatters].jpg
>>3994855Lamy you really should be focusing on talking about your new drink
>>3994846>>3994851deafchamas...
>>3994905THEY ARE
>>3994884Limited batch sake, to boot. this is CUSTOM, LIMITED sake.Seriously though, Japan absolutely loves limited-run items with unique flavors.
>>3994856It really does come across as disingenuous.
>mori is going to get dogpiled by 1 million skeletons
>>3994898>>3994909>>3994920Revving up my goslings.
COCO MENTION
I AM IN BABY
>>3994902>sage goes in all fieldsTruly, a lost era.
>>3994908yabe this is the only colors I could think of
>>3994843I was already over 18 by the time 4chan came into existence
>>3994892You really think the weeb dagger gives a shit about that?
>>3994937*ghostlings
>we really really really wanted thisCoco... The time has come
>IMMEDIATELY messaged Kaichou<meme reviewKEK
>>3994869Well, she IS Asian
GEN 0 LOVE!
>>3994936Deadbeats right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q19sVKcAqIw
mori love
>>3994935What should she say? “Yeah, fuck those guys. I hope their lives are shit and they see me now, an insane success, and go to bed miserable every night until they die”? Would be kinda based.
AZKi love
NNNNNAAAAAAAA