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mori a shit t. Deadbeat
WAH
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVE
watamate is hot
someone post THAT.
based meidos, leaving the best OP up
god I love Kiara collabs
i havent watched a single solo kronii stream since superhot and i miss herwhy is this happening
Is Kiara seriously planning a VShojo collab? When will they realize that they're not good people?
kobolove!!!!!
Astel said he and Matsuri haven't picked a song for their cover yet
I love Mori!
This damn child
>>23604458kek
Watame threadbut due to Watame being unity, all Holos are allowed
>>23604449
>>23604356Many things about Mori make way more sense once you understand that she's a 100% poser even when it comes to things she actually can do that's also a /v/ kind of contrarian
damn this collab has been cute
ポルカだよ!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfqiSoEjks8
Is it bad form to really enjoy this collab but still not subscribe to Kobo because I don’t want my youtube feed to be cluttered up?
>>23604458lol
I have no idea how this sumo game works
>>23604444I must breed her!
>Kobo now calls Kiara mommy unironically>Kiara now calls herself mommy unironicallythis is a very interesting and welcome developement
Lapchan my daughter
Gura cute Gura cute!
My wife and daughter aren't very smart
>>23604458I fucking love water.
>>23604482god, the sparks outfit looks like fucking SEX on everyone
>>23604462shes collabing with me
>>23604462God I want to impregnate Watame and abandon the child.
The same glass break sound, gunfire sound, metal clanking sound, in most source games make it all very nostalgic
copebuds, how're we chumming?
>>23604458holy kek
>>23604472getting uppity sheepnigger?
Gura love
>>23604306 mori is incapable of telling the truth, which is actually very based
Gura cute
So.... How's Sana?
>>23604475UWAHHHHHHHHH
>>23604449Pekora is raising a monsterHe hate his lifeHe hate everyoneAnd he will kill
>>23604518perfect
>>236044444 Kiara SEX
>>23604458I can't believe my image caused this much shitposting.
>>23604486I'm not subbed to a single Holo, I just use Holodex so my feed isn't cluttered either.
I love Gura!
>>23604512I think it works exceptionally well on Kobo because the midriff is already her charm point.
>>23604423SHEEP THREAD
Whats with the insane push for the ID3 girls in these threads recently? It was never like this for ID1 or even ID2 outside of Reine.
Did a different writer make Glados's lines for the co-op? She seems a little less funny and keeps saying "science" over and over again. Feels like it's a little more reddit-tier writing.
My wife ‘Melier!
>>23604451My zoombie gone, reduced to ashes...
>>23604486If you don't understand Indonesian, it's fine not to sub to Kobo, even if you like her English content.
>>23604503big face
>>23604518kek
>>23604518kek she got what she requested
>>23604486i feel like i enjoy every collab kiara does, but most of her collab-partners i dont enjoy on their own. she just makes every collab kino.
>>23604552cute 'melier
>>23604518Amazing
>>23604306That sounds more like she's a mythomaniac.
holy shit how hard can it be
>>23604467Me too! (And love to her family for encouraging & supporting her)
>>23604423Is it Hitsugi or Hitsuji?
>>23604442
>>23604548IDs are the replacement HoloEU
>>23604552she cute
Someone explain this "Morb" thing to me? I don't get it.
>>23604458
*Leave Hololive
>>23604531Insanely long legs.
>>23604458I-I wanna fuck water now
my brain is broken
>>23604486dead subs help no onejust subscribe to channels you really watchif you want to see all streams just use Holodex or Holotools
>>23604518part 2 thumbnail
>fastlyKobo cute
>>23604515>retarded reply>retarded post
Matsuri is cute!
I like it when Kobo says Kikkeriki
>>23604551
>fastlyCute!
>>23604577why is her top lip an upside-down v
Where is the pride of /hlgg/.........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5jCdYERRAwrawr :3
>>23604486no, it's fine she doesn't need eop
>>23604535 Poor dude is gonna get diabetes unless she starts being careful with how much she feeds him.
>>23604306I wish she had gotten Persona 3 permissions because it was VERY VERY obvious she was also lying about having beaten that game. That playthrough would have been an even bigger disaster than Bloodborne.
>>23604518perfection
>>23604551>Reddit-tierThis Is your brain on /v/
>>23604589>Someone explain this "Morb" thing to me? I don't get it.You're such a morbi, anon
>>23604609>version with fixed hairbandkek
>>23604589It's a reference to Morbius, probably one of the most successful movies of the decade yet
this is so good. kobo summoning kiara with kikkerikis gave me chest pains.
Gura lust Gura lust!
>>23604518Now tweet it so she sees it and uses the image for the part 2.
>>23604579じ
>>23604620
>>23604589
>>23604557I also wanted to post in the Ollie thread...
>>23604535He Does look evil....
Do guys also get a paternal feeling if someone call you "daddy"
>>23604656wow she's so cool!
>>23604458big water...
>>23604649>GoogleHoly shit
>>23604527Mel booted up Wind Waker and the first thing she did was inspect her imouto's body
>>23604656羊
>>23604532back broken, parapledic.
>stay smallKiara...
>>23604621>rawrRawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices youhavea bulge* someone'shappy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
W-Why is she looking at me like that?...
>>23604478>that's also a /v/ kind of contrarianShould she not hate e-celebs then?
>>23604670I used to think it was creepy but now I can't get enough of it.
>>23604636there's a very specific style of "reddit humor" and he's right. monkey pirate ninja the narwhal bacons cheesily.
>>23604518lol
>>23604589*Morbs all over your face*
>>23604458I'm never going to look at my chemistry the same againFuck you
>>23604666
>>23604486i mean, if you don't plan on watching her, why subscribe?>inb4 numbersfuck numbers, the only ones who should think about them are management, even the talents would be better off if they didn't think about them
>>23604675Her sister had cute feet after all
>>23604617it's a chestnut mouth and it's perfect
More Zeta today!https://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAw
>>23604475>kiara masturbated to this>decent possibility someone else didI wonder if they know.
>>23604633“Look, I only played the PSP version”
>>23604548Newfag, people shit up these threads for like a month about how Ollie was going to be the Gura killer
hello en fansquick gura checkshe back yet?
>>23604701you probably have something on your face.
>>23604636I say that because she sometimes speaks like a total I FUCKING LOVE LE SCIENCE Niel Degrass Tyson viewer would speak. At least during the co-op campaign.
>>23604701It looks like a tiny Laplus in Okayu's eyes
>>23604589morbing is the action of going morbius mode on some niggas#MorbiusSweep
>>23604726The recent surge of breaking bad memes will never be not funny to me
>>23604726
>>23604670Like a small child and not a grown person? Yeah my heart would melt a little.
>>23604736>someone elseHer name is Reine
>>23604735Who the fuck even owned a PSP?
>>23604693Mumei wrote this post
is me or there is not too many sumo references in anime like western media
>>23604610Thanks for confirmation.
>>23604673Did the people who made the film kill dogs why is it so low
>Almost 3 hours passed
>>23604758Is that a real tagline?
>>23604766Me, it was superior to the DShit in every way once you hacked it
>>23604693Kronii wrote this
>>23604780SUMO Is a dying sport
>>23604633So is there anything we can do about it?
>>23604766PSP was one of the best portable emulators
>>23604584The watameification begins.
>トロフィーアルフィーCute.
>>23604736Well, Kiara's sister has seen it. And then showed it off to their brother.
THEY DID IT
>>23604532I blew out her back again. Her fat brown ass calls to me
>>23604673>51 / 10>17 / 15>36 / 30Damn, Sony must be SWIMMING in money right now!
>>23604704They are disliked in places she frequents so obviously she will associate with them
>>23604795The whole image is real
>Kobo's cheerful squeals of joyliteral childlike
>That Kobo laughWHAT THE FUCK SHE'S ACTUALLY A CHILDONLY CHILDREN LAUGH LIKE THAT
>>23604693
>>23604766I owned the PSP, Xperia Play, and the PS Vita
>>23604766I owned two!
>>23604673#Morbiussweep
>>23604726Oops I replied to the wrong post >>23604589
>>23604766I did. It was my first console.
>>23604793The movie is really fucking bad in literally every aspect. It's honestly hilarious just how god awful it is.
CDeez nuts
wait what happened ? Last time I checked it was literally the other way around
What if Kobo has a rare condition where she's mentally stuck as a child but still learns normally?
I LOVE WATAME!
>kiara wants to be fingerblasted by dollarstore-robocoKFP explain?
>>23604673Slander
CD z pantsu
Huh, CD stands for panties in Indoesian
>>23604532She is dependent on Nintendo releases to alleviate her back pain
>>23604875eigo debuff
>>23604806>Most major sumo wrestlers are Maori or Mongolian these days>Fairly recent major bullying scandals, including a few cases where people were beaten to deathIf I was Japanese, I'd also pretend it doesn't exist.
>>23604875ID get culled harder than EN
>>23604875Bro check the time in IndonesiaIt's way past Kobo's bedtime right now
>>23604589Morbius is the Anya of marvel movies
i don't find anyone in hololive entertaining anymore except pekora...
>>23604888Who?
>>23604872How
>>23604875Delayed spam-viewer confirmation.
>>23604875It's pretty late in Indonesia and Japan
>>23604673>Last Jedi has 91% on Rotten TomatosWTF? How this page works?
>>23604875ID onlys got filtered by English
>>23604673NINE HUNDERD NINETY NINE MORBILLION TICKETS
>>23604878Cute cat.
The Watamates are growing in numbers and I'm genuinely scared
would you like to CDs nuts lmao
>>23604766I had the first, fat PSP and the 3001, a silver one that you could connect to the tv.
>>23604875kys numberfag
>I love screaming your name.>Were gonna have some fun tonight.
>>23604875They're not speaking in their dog language so a lot of SEAniggers tapped out.
>>23604875it's midnightthe kids went to sleep, they don't understand english
>>23604875Just a thought but it's 1am in Indonesia you numbernegro.
GAS GASGASI'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTGod I want Kiara to sing Mad Desire
>>23604875Fuck off numbernigger
>>23604670If Kobo called me daddy, i would cum as a reflect of my subconcius need to leave decendents
>>23604875>>23604905>>23604908>>23604912>>23604921>>23604922>>23604925>>>>>>>>>/vt/numbers
>>23604911Would you a zombie?
>>23604914GLOBAL MORBIFICATION
>>23604928t. Watamate
>>23604928I’m a rainbow watamate.
>>23604766
i used to read through every post in hlgg, could take me up to 40 minutes if i was late to a thread
>>23604824>that entire postI hate that this made me laugh.
>>23604928Not a watamate, I just post Watame because the watamate was kind
It's past Kobo's bedtime. how can her parents allow that?
>>23604919Y'know how Sonic Forces was a miserable pile of garbage with zero redeeming qualities? And how the story and action sucked? That is Morbius.
>>23604513Fuck off mouse.
>>23604959RIP Eurobeat permissions
>>23604535Reminds me of that fat cat from that ecchi manga where all the girls want to bang the cat. Can't remember the name. He's a gentleman cat with a fluffy belly.
>>23604735Well yeah, of course she did.
Was out for 20 min.Anything happen to mommy and daughter
>>23604766I had a fucking PS Vita...
>>23604780Baki literally just had a Sumo arc and it was awesome how sumo was depicted as this "immovable" fighting styleI mean sumo wrestler trained their whole life NOT get lifted
>>23604977>ebaumsworld
>Mamimami KiaraI think calling her mammi is making Kiara smarter
>MOMMY MOMMY MOMMYI think even I am starting to grow an uterus.
>>23604977I'm so fucking old.....
midair highfiving time
those "mommy mommy"s are going to make kiara dream of being a mother for the next few lonely cold nights, aren't they?
>>23604875Kiara debuff.
>>23604875fuck off, they're both cute and it doesn't matter who's "up"
>>23604897>CDIt's abbreviation of "celana dalam" not "compact disk"
Does Kobo genuinely think Kiara is smart right now ?
>>23604985Didn't you watch her karaoke? She's a hag in disguise.
>>23604872Compared to Fantastic Four (2015), how bad is it?
>>23605036ANON NOYOU CANNOT BECOME LAMY IT'S NOT SAFE
>>23604992As a Sonicfag even the music in Forces sucked. I didn't think they could fail at the one thing they never fucked up before.
>>23605052it's okay Reine will get her pregante soon
Kiara's womb aches and quakes...
>>23605036NO ANON DON'T FALL FOR HER LIESSHE IS A MANIPULATOR
>>23605059Yeah, Kobo doesn't know Kiara opened the walkthrough for the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrqzlxhsvVohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrqzlxhsvVohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrqzlxhsvVo
>>23604985Kiwawa is her mommy now, and she allowed it
>>23605063Going to be ignored by all future marvel movies/10
ok, kobo is either an actual child or has development problems, their is no way she is a "normal" adult women.
>>23605066My wife
>>236050948.5/10
>>23605081She is getting the royal peaCock
>>23605094くしゃみ助かる
>>23605108That's MY wife!
>>23604839for an attractive extrovert, she cant flirt for shit. I dont think she's acting, she really cant.
Why are we morbin this thread
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1521534799260778496So what's the best Asscreed game to start with?
>>23605066I always wondered, what did Driver see in her?
>>23605136>extrovertWhat?
they're both thinking
>"mommy mommy!!"oh my god i think im turning into a mother....
>>23604992Hey, Sonic Forces had one redeeming feature.
>>23605052I simply must fly to Austria now
>>236051502
How do we make Reine impregnate Kiara, she wants a child.
>>236051502 or 1
>>23605136>extrovertI highly doubt that.
>>23604693Bulgy wulgy
kobo's thumbnail fucks kiara's thumbnail in the ass
>>23604968Yes, Ollie cute
>>23605136>attractiveWhat>extrovertWhat
>>23605150AC2 or 1
>>236051501 or 2
>>23604968Ollie and the Zombie girl from Interspecies? Yup, no doubt.
>>23605031>"immovable" fighting style
>>23604766Anon.... the PSP sold over 80 million units....
Kiara 100% has the walkthrough open or peeked at the chat.
>Kobo squeals
>>23604531And sex.
Kiara got it!Smart!
>>23604968Only anal.
Jesas, even Gura doesn't make these sorts of sounds. WHERE DID YAGOO FIND THIS GIRL
>>23605089>OMEGA became Kobo
>>23605208HELL YEAH!
penetrating guras ass while she squeels
>>23605227All me
>>23605150That weird Asscreed game for the Ipod Touch
>>23605032>>23605035Yes, can you middle aged FREAKS leave this thread and start a family already?
>>23605235ToT
KIARA IS SMART
>>23605195Kiara's thumbnail is straight up illuminati
THEY DID ITGENIUS PENIX
>they lack critical information about Ouro Kronii Ch. hololive-EN's previous endeavours and offstream activitiesGood honestly
>>23605199...proofs?
she definitely saw clips of that
>>23605243Yagoo plays Robloxx
JEINIUS PENIX
Genius... PENIX
PENIX
KOBO IS A FUCKING CHILD HOLY SHIT
>Dayum!
I don't believe Kiara came up with that on her own.
Watame likes the bunny.
Kobo sounds a bit more relaxed now.
GENIUS FENIXKiara is going to be gushing about Kobo for months lol
>>236051502, the base game and all of the side stories like revelations and brotherhood
>>23605229so would you say... "SHE DIDN'T EARN IT!!!!"...?
>>23605203I haven't heard about nene in a whileThat or Susan decided to unsuscribe me from her channel
She actually got it because they got stuck in the portal, thats really brillant
>>23605282oh shit i remember this
>>23605235nice
>>23605176use the peacock
>>23605285YEAH >WE KNOW HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO POST IT
>>23605243She probably applied, Yagoo most likely did not go to SEA to recruit her.
>>23605274Cute zombie butt
>>23605243Who's this "Gew-rah" person you speak of?
>>23605326as many times as is necessary
>>23605248penetrating anons ass while he squeebs
THEY ARE
https://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAw
>>23605273Who do you think >we are? Deadbeats?
>>23605235T u T
>>23604735Nah, she’s outright sung music from the PS2 version. The PSP version had slightly different music. Also Kiara should play the psp version since you can be a cute girl.
>>23605333Oh, Kiara's other daughter
Glados talked about Wheatley and Chell but Kiara missed it because she couldn't shut up
>>23605029Based. Loved my vita.
why does she say "ok" like "ogah!"
>>23604518rumao
>>23605333I've now realised I've developed an orange hair fetish.
>>23605243In preschool
>>23605359Who the fuck cares about dialogue when you're about to score with an eleven year old Indonesian?
>>23605365Please forgive the indog toddler.
Kobo's mom said it's her bedtime now
I think Sana should play ARMA 3
>>23605235I want to lick her sweaty cunny so bad...
>grooming kidskiwawa....
awww
>>23605365why do you say "ok" like "ogey"
>>23605359Good.Kobo is more important
She is literally a child...
>>23605358Yeah, but you can't really Lez out in the PSP version anyway
>>23605359nigga who cares
so fucking cute, jesus christ
>>23605350>rawr :3heh
>>23605359Right now Kobo > GLaDOS+Lore
>>23605390>Grooming Kiarakobo..
>>23605235I miss her...
Another Holo has Kiara as their oshi... i never thought i'd see this day
>>23605235
Kiara...Kobo...My heart....
>>23605150I want to see her play AC1, no one ever plays AC1.
>Kobo doesn't know German
>Oh German!>merci beoucoup
RORU
No, Kobo, that's french
krautchamas
>>23605414Kiara should, she's a lorefag
https://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAwhttps://youtu.be/T5jCdYERRAw
>Ah German>Merci beaucoup!
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kobo...
Kobochama…
Kobo just disrespected my european ancestry...
>merci beaucoup merci beaucoupThis fucking gaki
danke bercu
Kobochama...
Krauts...
>>23605388who would have thought sana would be streaming more than gura....
>Kiara trying to push her culture onto othershmm
Did kobo not know Kiara's main language is german?
MY HEART
>>23605439it's coop, no one cares
>Ina playing Lego Star WarsNow THIS is streaming.
>rather kill themselves than speak Germanbased kobo
>>23605434>>23605437The comedic timing was perfect. I love these two now.
>>23605411And you can’t romance Junpei either so what the fuck is the point :(
>>23605467She doesn't even know English anon
>Ah German! Merci beaucoupClassic SEA mentality, anything European is French. I know lots of people home who will respond this way.
>i am germany
So how long until Kiara starts talking conspiracies with Kobo?
Kiara is already starting her grooming
>>23605463She's going for the cultural victory
Kiara is to Kobo what Pekora is to Kiara.
There's literally no way she's older than 9
>>23605463austrians pls understand
>>23605479MY SPLEEN
>>23605439right now shes an explorefag as in shes going to explore every hole on kobos body
>Moving onto stage 3 of a groomer's plan alreadyJESAS
SHE'S JUST SCREAMING DANKE SCHOEN
YARP??
SHE IS TOO FUCKING CUTE
euhhhhropppeeee
Kobo trying to dodge the invitation to Europe
Merci beacup, my german niggas!
Posting my wife. See you for the WAH
ROPPPP
oh my god she's hearing you rup
>Have you ever been to europe before?>My what?
Kobo doesn't know what europe is.......
>>23605467she said she didn't know Hololive before applying
my fucking sides in the orbit right now
>what is Europewtf lmao
>Europe>My what?
Did they just find Kobo on the streets somewhere?
ROP?
RUB?
URAP?
kiara please now is not the time
>>23605516yar
KIARA IS GETTING HERSELF HER OWN IMPORTED SEA-WIFE!
Holy shit, they're so fucking cute
>>23604670makes my dick hard
I think Kobo is too cute for me. My heart can't handle it
actual grooming damn
The ESL to end all ESL
jfc Kiara already wants to fly her over
>Kobo doesn’t even know what Europe isShe’s a fucking child
>Have you been to Europe, Kono?It's beginning
This fucking brat knows, shes playing it up
Eroiiiiiiiii
KIARA NO
Kob...
Europa has always been at war with east asia
Europe is....erotic?
Well?http://poal.me/xvvgevhttp://poal.me/xvvgevhttp://poal.me/xvvgev
OH MY GOD IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>23605506Kiara only collabed with Kobo out of obligation and will do her best to never speak to after?
>Europahuh.
UOOOOOOOOH CONTINENT EROTIC
Kobo T o T
>>23604589you gotta get morbed
Cover... is this legal? Are they using underage labor?
>Kiara getting a mail-order Indonesian wife alreadyBASED
Kiara she's too young to travel.
>>23605545gas station. she was looking for scraps and digging through the garbage
KIARA!
KIARA WANTS TO FUCK THIS TODDLER SO BAD
Kiara is going to fully fund Kobo to fly to Austria at this rate
Now this is grooming
>i want to cum to you
LIVE GROOMING
KOBO COME TO AUSTRIA
How many of you have been out of your country?
DO U
????????????????THis feels illegal
No Kiara, stop.
KIARA ????
holy shit kiara
>i want to come to yougreat success on the grooming
GROOMIARA
>>23605596we need more of these them
God I hope Kobo keeps up this keyfabe for as long as she can, she's so fucking cute
Kiara's perception of Indonesians is based on Reine who is like the top 1% of the country
>>23605577stop asking this, I would suck her penis even if it was extremely manly
Jesus Kiara
IT'S HAPPENING
Kiara wants to kidnap this child
>>23605591There is no age limit in Indonesia
>Kiara is actually trying to kidnap koboErr... guys? I thought you all were joking
holy fuck are you allowed to groom this hard LIVE just because it's two women? IT'S NOT FAIR
>I want to come to youI know that feel kobo
Kiara is grooming a child live on stream and no one is doing anything.What the fuck is wrong with you people?
SOMEONE STOP HER! SHES TRYING TO KIDNAP HER
>I want to come to youIt's over
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she's not even 18. no way.
this is actual grooming...
I don't think kiara knows how poor ids are...
oh no kiara...
>>23605482I can already feel the dorkiness coming from that stream
Kiara wants to kidnap Kobo...
>>23605612Canada, Saint Martin, El Salvador, Mexico, and Ireland.
>you want some horses kobo?are we witnessing a crime?
Kobo's mom better stop her before Kiara kidnaps Kobo for real
Kobo is too poor to go to Bali...
Kiara grooming
When I interned at a place one a guy had a mail-order Thai wife.She made him huge lunch boxes every day. I was kinda jealous.
Kiara is literally no better than those ojisan Euro sexpats who import their SEA wives to their countries...
>>23605612I never went abroad and im living in middle of Europe...
>sex tourismKiara is going to go get some Buko juice in person.
>she has to stream with her mother>she needs explicit approval to do most thingsShe's a literal child>"come over and you can see all the horses :)"actually being groomed
>>23605612Does Canada count?
The job is done
KIARA STOP GROOMING YOUR FUTURE CHILDWIFE
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE WILL RAPE CORRECT KOBO
KIARA ABOUT TO KIDNAP AN INDONESIAN CHILD
MY EARS KOBO
kiara's starting her grooming ring
Cover wouldn't actually hire a girl that isn't even in high school yet, right?
>have you ever been to europa kitten>*inhales*>its very >*inhales* >erotic
Kiara is about to commit a crime!
Are we witnessing a kidnapping in live ?
Kiara is going to conquer all the IDs, one at a time
>I want to fly to Indonesia We would never hear from Kiara again
>your oshi will never groom someone else's oshiUnless it is kiara
NO KIWAWA YOU WILL BE RAPED BY TRIBAL JUNGLE MEN IN INDONESIA DONT GO
>>23605624Wait till she sees the crowded roads full of bikes and people smoking literally everywhere.
UMMMMMMMMM KFPKEKS? EXPLAIN WHY YOUR BOSS IS ACTING LIKE A PEDO?????
>>23605641This isn't Luna and Subaru levels yet
aaaaaaaahaha aaaaaaaaaa omg this is kino
>>23605671They fuck tho?
>>23605587lol
Watching a crime being committed.
>>23605612Singapore and Thailand only.
>>23605716>acting
I FUCKING LOVE WATAME
>>23605467>Applies to Hololive based on a recommendation from a friend having never heard of it before>Gets in through being naturally talented and entertaining despite not knowing much about vtubers>Decides Kiara is her oshi based on the fact she's orange and loud, extremely excited in voicechat about her during their first collab>Doesn't even know she's Austrian or what Austria isbased
>>23605612I've been to Spain, just like the rest of Europe.
>next collab: 6 months
okay I'm starting to believe Kobo isn't really Orcschizo
>>23605600she's legal so it's ok
The groomification process has begun...
>I WANT HERKiara "Diddy" Takanashi
I always knew Kiara was horny, but I didn't think she'd be horny enough to try to kidnap a literal child.
>>23605665Kiara will just throw 20 euro at the mom and she will let Kiara do anything she wants. SEA is a magical place.
>Kiara right now
>>23605641When Kiara grooms a child it's called cute, when I try to do it I go to prison. Fucking bullshit man
>>23605716She's been talking with Gura too much
>I want to adopt her
>>23605612I was in half of Europe
you heard her KFP, Sub to Kobo now
Dangerous amounts of teetee
>>23605716>like
>>23605708Come on, anon. Reine’s just putting her in the dungeon just to be safe. The handcuffs are just for safety.
>Hey Kobo, you like Horses? There're some in this van, why don't you step in?
>Europe>My what? I'm still laughing
irys is literally incapable of coming up with her own shit, just like her fans. Actual sheep who follows what someone else is doing
>>23605612I've been to about 15 countries, give or take.
>Kobo is just pretending
>>23605712Reine will get to her first
>>23605708She would be under Reine's protection, anyone that bothered her would disappear.
>>23605712Just pay 100 bucks to shovel some ancient rainforest and build a secure compound there. Easy.
>my opening is also my endinghehehe
Alf vedersain
>>23605716She has been talking to Mori a lot more recently
SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT
merci bokur
>>23605612Spain, France, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Hungary
>Reine is Kiara's ghislaine maxwell
What is the status of Kiara's womb right now?
>>23605790She’s very groomable...
I honestly thought Kobo was an active fan of Kiara but she doesn't even know the most basic things about her...
>>23605816kek
>>23604985Huh? All i got from that karaoke was that shes might be secretly a shota
>>23605612at least 10 countries
Kobochan's POV was kino
>>23605612>Singaporean>Lived in UK, US>Been to Japan, China, Malaysia, Thailand, Italy, Spain, France, Belgium
>>23605829Like a one pound box of caviar.
>>23605816fucking kek
RATE IT.
>>23605828can she hook me up?
Don't worry KFPbros. We'll protect Kiara.
>>23605700Please, someone edit Kiara hats on this
>>23605786She puts Kiara under her desk while she's streaming for safekeeping, ignore the slurping noises
They NEVER say it at the same time as Kiara. I genuinely think it has not happened once.
>>23605829FULL OF EGGS
>>23605829drydustyTHERE ARE TUMBLEWEEDS
>>23605837Kids don't remember shit
holy cute
HEY ANON, GUESS WHATyour oshi is acute girl and deserves your love
>>23605829open and pulsing
>>23605837another leech pretending like she cares about hololive
>>23605863Discord latency anon
>>23605851I'll rewatch it from Kobo's POV after this. I'm really glad they did this collab.
Do we have proof that Kobo isn't an actual child? Cause holy shit
Are Indonesian girls THAT easy to import?
Will they have Discord sex after this? Just 2 of them in a private room?
>>23605612I went to London once and there were moments where I was genuinely fearing for my safety and I live in fucking Eastern Europe.
>>23605881>MoriNo she doesn't
id chads i kneel kobo is the most adorable thing ever. real daughter experience.
>>23605863>what is discord lag
>>23605816
>>23605863You need to consider the ping
>>23605829crying out in a need to breed
>>23605863mori off collabs....also >>23605889
>>23605671Good for him.
>>23605837Its like people here watching jp girls anon, Kobo thinks Kiara is cute, but barely understands her. But Kiara makes her happy if she cried. Its a honest naive love.
>>23605881>acuteI love her but Kiara is a bit obtuse
>>23605874She's European. Her womb would have thistle bushes. not sagebrush.
>>23605612I do everything I can to NOT be in my country
>>23605894Yeah, get yourself a FOB wife
>>23605837she watched clips and liked what she saw! she wasn't a fan before joining hololive! kobo is a good girl!
>>23605894yeah but you gotta pay for good shipping otherwise they arrive with all kinda broken shit. Speaking from experience.
>>23605863you'd only know about her ending if you watch a stream of hers all the way to an end, who would subject themselves to that?
>kind of misleadingYEAH, IF YOU'RE FUCKING ESL IT SURE IS
Actually think for a minute, if Kobo really is young she went from a typical kid to making mad money for ID, and now a rich European is inviting her to travel to Europe and Bali and maybe buy her a horse. How many teen girls could resist that? Fuck I'm sort of interested.
Surely Kobo's voice doesn't sound like that off-stream.
>>23605837Kobo didn't watch Hololive until applying, she's had no time to really know anyone.
>>23605857Merci Beaucoup/10
>>23605837That was pretty obvios from the start, she couldn't even type Kikkeriki! correctly.>>23605857OYAKODON/KINO
>>23605837anon, Kobo didn't even know what a vtuber was before joining
>>23605719kinda different since the baby is grooming the duck
>>23605612Been to Mexico, Chile, Peru, Belize and live in the US. Covid backed up my europe plans but hoping to visit Europe next year
>>23605829waitingfor me
>collab/groom Kobo>"Break" next dayRrats?
>been talking to Kobo-chan for 2 hours post-stream!!I expect this tweet soon.
>yeah yeah kfp I love you whatever blah blahShe only has eyes for Kobo now...
RATE IT
>>23605612I've been to Korea, Japan, Philippines, Guam (if you count it), All over the USA, and Germany.
The true cunny experience...
>>23605929Tumbleweeds are native to Eurasia and not native to the Americas
>>23605857>>23605980that chicken's ovaries were roasting
I like that I can see Watame images actually being used to praise Holos and be happy about Hololive
>>23605857Mercy bee cup/womb
>>23605861I’m glad Reine makes sure my boss is hydrated at all times! She’s not used to SEA summers after all.
>>23605857Groomed/10
>>23605857very fun! 10/10
Sametori bros...
>>23605977anon, it's pretty late there, the child must sleep. They talked before the stream to make up for that
>>23605942That's how my mom met my dad
>>23605980>>23605857Kino mom daughter experience
>>23605980>>23605857incredibly cute grooming/10
>>23605857>>23605980awkward, but Kiara saved it by having conversation topics like she always does. I find Kobo's voice obnoxious though and I wish she would just speak in her normal voice instead of doing a fake high-pitched one.
>>23605942I want Kiara to groom me
>>23605857>>23605980mother x daughter incest/10
>>23605837>active fanThe only reason they showed interest in one another was due to a misunderstanding that made Kiara think Kobo said she was her oshi. Kobo just went along with it for whatever reason. We just learned today that she didn't even know about chubbas before applying.
Paternal instincts of hlgg status?
>>23605881Watame too
>>23605612EstonianBeen to Latvia, Lithuania, Finland, Poland, Sweden, Germany, the Czech Republic, England
>>23605674She was a fundamentally a lesbian sexpat in japan for almost a decade before joining hololive.She's now moved to the easymode ID server, both to kidnap Kobo and be hard topped by Reine-sama (reverse sex tourist).
>>23605975She will masturbate the whole day thinking about brown lolis
are you sad that the collab ended?don't worry, if you get your own wife and your own daughter you'll be able to experience this collab IRL, in your own house, for like 10 years!
>>23605942Based anon took the sex tourism pill
>>23606045Literally adopting a child from Indonesia right now
>>23605989Sage also forms tumbleweeds, but the invasive kind is from Siberia.
Shame its gonna be a few days before Kiara can talks about stuff solo again.
wait is she not going to make her announcement later today or what?
>>23605716>Acting
>>23606022>the child must sleepYeah, with Kiara.
>>23605980>>23605857Mother/Daughter Love/10.Hope they continue to interact and have fun together
>>23605857KOBO IS LITERALLY A CHILD/10
>>23605779Already am. She's cute.
>>23605857They’re cute and all but somehow I’m pregnant now too / 10
>>23605948>>23605961>didn’t know what a vtuber was until deciding to apply to a vtuber agency There’s a logical fallacy here.
>>23605716She likes cute things. And Kobo is Cute. There is nothing erotic about her.
>>23605857a literal child/10I thought Gura was childlike until I watched this stream, goddamn
>>23606045I will impregnate Watame but that's the default state of things
>>23605980Indonesian sex tourism on the rise among austrians/10
>>23605893her deep voice sounds like rushia deep voicehttps://youtu.be/dFcNmvKwJLk?t=7870
>>23605899You can just say you're scared of black people, anon.
>>23605940Mori
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Kobo was an actual child (even a shota) and her mother used her own ID and data to make get into Holo.I can see some third worlders try this shit to escape poverty.
>>23605716It's ok I'll allow it
>>23606074T u T
>>23605942Don’t forget the free violin either, Kiara gonna end up like Homer on that horse episode of the Simpsons.
>>23605612I have been to BVI and Canada
>It's been 3 hoursHow the fuck did that happen
>>23605612I traveled through the border of Argentine when I was a kid and went back to Chile right after, that counts right?
>>23606007t. the one posting those images
>>23606045Planning my life reps to get a wife as we speak
>>23605980I think they started a bit awkward, but it was definitely an amazing stream
>>23606077You know it takes like 5 minutes to google things, right?
Tune into Kaela
>>23605716
>>23606050any drunk streams on the horizon?
>>23606077Scouted by M-chan after she's singing on the cafe.
>>23605857>>2360598010/10I dont know who groomed who
>>23605612Out of highschool I decided to tour SEA with some friends
>>23605612i want to but the process of obtaining a passport in america is a nightmare
>>23605857Gebokawa/10I wasn't expecting much, thought they'd have communication issues. Instead this was cute as fuck and they managed to interact+chat even in s puzzle co-op.
>>23606057Things won't be the same after the divorce...
>>23606079Rule 43, anon.
>>23606057fuck you abe
>>>/an/4157730>>>/an/4157730>>>/an/4157730
>>23605837She only learned about vtubers a couple months ago, and she had to get the crash course in all the gens, not just EN.She doesn't even know the Risu+Moona piggybank story, which is her own branch. You kind of have to pick and choose what to teach her.
How much Kiara would get in this situation if she was male?
>>23605829In desperate need of my seed
>>23606140Probably not sadly. I hope she does soon.
>>2360585710/10
>>23606133ok
>>23606057Thank you Shinzo Abe, my friend.
>>23605980CUTENESS OVERDOSE/10Can't wait for them to collab again, it was very cute
>>23604447uhhh what
The ogey Ame posts linking to /an/ are peak teamates. They don't watch anyone besides their oshi but still shit up the thread when she's not streaming because they don't have any hobby besides watching Ame
>>23606169thanks ame
>>23606151You're full of shit, what problems are you having other than being lazy?
>>23606019>Gura gets cucked Episode 69
>>23606176She would be getting cancelled in this exact moment
>>23606169>>23606199I’m now convinced these are the same people
>>23606176Tenchou
>>23606169That's not real
>>23606199how the fuck is that "shitting up the thread"
>>23606079I would say the same things but there were lots of weird innuendos at the end.
>>23606169whoa look at the monkee
>>23606045Canceling my onahole order and instead going out to get a woman and impregnate her
>>23605612Philippines, Singapore, Hong Kong, and Japan.
>Zeta just started a streamthis new ID gen seems to be made of all nighters, that's great for the dead hours
>>23606101Love this manga
>>23605716Kiara was forced to tone down her nature when KFP got triggered over her finding one of the lolis in ryza sexy and making jokes about pregnant jokes about her
>>23606199>posting cute animals>shit up the threadboy you don't spend much time here do you?
I find Kobo's kayfabe nauseating. I wonder when she'll grow out of it
>>23606222Same desu
>>23605857I must make Kiara a mother/10
>>23606190I thought her hair was actual water
>>23605860
>>23605837she only said she likes Kiara rather than fans of Kiara though, and she said ON STREAM that she didnt know about vtubers and never watch them before got accepted at Hololive
>>23606019Best scenario is Gura gets jealous and demand Kiara's attention
>>23605612Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, Wales, Majorca, Tenerife, Cyprus, Greece.t. Bong
Good day gentlemen, I would like to fuck Kaela in the ass.
Well, that was a nice stream. Back to Master Duel.What deck should I make next?
>>23605716https://files.catbox.moe/6l0qn3.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/6l0qn3.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/6l0qn3.webm
>>23606087Ok, illusion broken. I needed that.
>>23606057Based Abe, working from beyond the grave.
come watch Watame! she's been adorable today
>>23604577>>23604733this is her most unique and interesting quirk.
>>23605612Don't go to China
>>23606253They're really putting in the work
Reminder that a m*le debuted today with a 3D and Irys still doesn't even have a 2nd outfit
>>23606273SHES ALIVE. I will support you in your mission, Gura.
>>23606199>t.
>>23606242You could sponsor the visa of an Indonesian woman that just turned 18
>didn't have a PC until 6 months ago>didn't even know what vtubing is until ID3 auditions started>only applied because her friend told her to>instantly becomes one of the top ID vtubersis this the power of a real, genuine cunny?
>>23606077nigga, the second most subbed and third most viewed Holo is the exact same case
>>23605862Always trust in Reine's Royal Guard
>>23606288>WalesThat's just dyslexic England
>>23606031this is weird since Kobo has the same height as Ame and Marine
>>23606309they'd be stupid to piss away their debut buff by taking time off
Stream Pleiadeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j69l0KUkltw
>>23606273I'm rooting for you, Gura.
Nothing too bad happened when I left my oshi here to run down to the store yesterday, so would the kind anons mind watching this AZKi for me while I go pick out a surprise present for Golden Week?
>>23605612America is too big to leave. I play dungeon crawlers.
>>23606313Benedict was waiting longer
>>23606034Having watching Kobo for a while, I can tell you, Kobo's kid voice is not her real voice (Though her normal voice its just like MikeCatto so not really different), but her kid attitude? holy shit that's as real as the Cow x Elf relationship.
>>23606279kek
>>23606280Gura passed away, anon.
I have almost no Kobos in my folder. Post more cute or sexy water bowls. This is a demand, not a request.>>23606298This card seems really weak, actually.
>>23606327honestly, yes
>>23606327With cunny, all things are possible.
>>23606199How long until mentioning Ina will count as offtopic, expertchama?
>>23606342>topicyou hate her that much?
>>23606298Code Talker and then help me
>>23606169Ame, I don't like this timeline...
>>23606327Subaru effect.
>>23606327stop calling her "real" cunny you retard
>>23606199when Ame is not streaming, all the other girls should be asking, "where is Ame?"
>>23606333Say that again.
>>23606306I went to Hong Kong for a few days about a year before all of the protests and shit happened. I really liked it....
>>23605708Don't worry, with Reine around, let's see who'll touch kiara.
scared Watame is exceptionally cute
>>23606333Actually the Welsh are the descendents of the Romano British while the English come from the Anglo-Saxon invaders.
>>23606288The Baleares and Canaries are part of Spain though.
Was this literally our first ever mother daughter collab stream in Hololive?
>>23606169>a chimpanzee is smarter than my dadWtf?!
>>23605708that one island that's not muslim but like mostly hindu is nice for a vacationi forget which one it is
I love lolicon pedophile predator Kiara!
>>23606299I'd make a streamable or something about Kiara talking about Shion's cute belly-button, but I haven't been able to find the stream where it's from.
>>23606347Azki is always safe here
Kiara hasn't tweeted... They are still talking!
>>23606298Despia Darklords are bricky trash but it is fun to super poly everything left and right and make big unga bunga boards with Literally Satan
>>23606279KEK
>>23606358>This card seems really weak, actually.It's not meant to be strong, it's meant to be chaotic.The effect is just a 1:1 copy of one of the most infamous cards in the game's history which causes numerous infinite loops and rulings nightmares.
>>23606288WAIT I FORGOT POLAND FOR LIKE 3 DAYSGoddamit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy5A6oDNLA
zeta just oh nyo'di hate gura
>>23606394Hong Kong is great but apparently the mainland is terrible.
Watame poured her drink directly into my mouthcheers, people
>>23606454cute art
>>23606279Heh
>>23606199
>>23606425...not even close to the first
>>23604449DO NOT OPEN
>>23606451Oh, that makes sense then.
>>23606410any good screaming timestamps from her previous stream?
>>23606454>EtGI will now watch irys still mad that gura dropped it
>>23605857Kiara’s going to jail tonight/10
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521541323303669762https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521541323303669762https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521541323303669762
>>23606454Finally I love that game, has any other Holo played it?
>>23606333I will defend all sheep shaggers
Astel is currently lagging
>>23606470NTA but I visited Beijing once. It was the most depressing city I've ever been to.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521541323303669762
>>23606338So you're saying Kiara can lift Marine?
>>23606045Looking up flights to Austria. Kiara's womb... it calls to me
>>23606347Whoops
>>23606465
>>23606379You will like the current timeline.
>>23606510Why did Mori stop using that song?
>>23606511>>23606528CUTE
>>23606507I don't think Gura played Gungeon, anon
>>23606454https://youtu.be/ysWlQCXwb9I?t=21
>>23606517Botan I think
I AM GOING MORB MODE
>>23606511WOMB STATUS: OVULATING
>>23606394I was made to visit family in the non-touristy parts. Most of the stay was in slums except for the week or so where I got to stay in a luxurious hotel I think in Nanning thanks to my ma's ccp friend
>>23606511CUTE
>>23606473Prost!
>>23606303Already there sheepbro!
>>23606511>>23606528CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>23606559I thought I was the only former Vinnyfag here.
>>23606510Tenchou's not very bright
>>23606169T-Thanks Ame
>>23606470I have never been to West Taiwan but Taiwan was amazing. Actual Chinese culture and people are wonderful.
>>23606511d'awwww
Now that the collab is over, the urge to morb out is increasing again
>kiara ending______________time to morb_________________________________________________________________
Is true that Gura was gun down in Brazil?
>>23606505
>>23606497between holos I mean
>>23606473>>23606591Lehaim!
>>23606034Gura, you don't have to be jealous, you can just ask Kiara if you want another collab instead
>>23606218>Anons making stuff up to anti Gura Episode who knows how many at this point
the fuck does morb mean
>>23606597>former
>>23606511>>23606528
Would you say collab content is the best in hololive or solo content?
>>23606542Anon, I was gone less then 20 minutes. How the fuck did you manage this?
>>23606563
>>23606557I'm pretty sure she had it on her schedule and cancelled it for another game or collab
They’re not gonna formally announce the participants of the Valkyrie Connect collab till the 10th as it seems like they’re doing an art contest of sorts leading up to it, so does that mean that Ina and Kiara’s collab on the 6th has nothing to do with it?
>>23606663morbidly obese
>>23606591Watame doesn't drink alcohol does she?
Kaela is eating
>>23606347>>23606347You have a very cute Azki anon
>>23605671The joke is that mail order wives are of higher quality than local onesYou have to take into consideration your kids tho, for example if you don't intend to abort any sons never get yourself Japanese wife, male halfus are somehow always a failure so you need to do your research
>>23606077>subaru>Mori>Moona
>>23606101>1x1/2 reference>Now thisThis is probably the most fun I had on these threads since Council & Irys April's fool collab.
>KiaraxKobo overwhat now?
MOGU MOG-
>>23606507Gura played Necrodancer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o0c8xUhq70ghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/o0c8xUhq70ghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/o0c8xUhq70g3D REINE SEX
>>23606669I'd say solo. Can't never get enough of my oshi
>>23606660Dude, I'm just pulling your leg. I don't hate Gura.
>>23606077If you watched the stream, Kobo literally said a friend recommended she audition. Probably one of her web design classmates was a holo fan.
>>23606549Mori is allergic to sticking with good things for too long
>ina is playing LEGO Star Wars on May the 4thBRAVO NOLAN
>>23606386Prove me wrong.
>>23606669Collabs no question.
>>23606693Nope. She and I Can have soft drinks.
>>23606683Their collab is drawing casual outfits for council & IRyS
>>23606669Top tier collabs are what makes Hololive special. Solo content is good but the collabs put hololive on a higher level than all other vtuber companies.
good morbning
>>23606675She's very convincing and cute
>>23605397 rrat
>>23606669Its up to personal preference but In general I enjoy collabs more. I think for me I get more out of vicariously living the friends experience watching the girls have fun together than I do the parasocial solo relationship. Not that I dislike solo streams though.
>>23606279
>>23606728AHHHHH PENIS:ERECT JIZZ
>>23606669it depends
>>23606669Collab content but it’s important to be able to stand on your own with solo content.
>>23606669I would say so. Not that I don’t enjoy my oshi’s solo streams and my one on one time with her, but I think a great part of watching Hololive is watching the girls connect and interact with each other and form bonds despite language barriers, timezones, and cultural differences. It’s like watching a high school SoL anime.
WATAME JUST SCREAMED IN MY EARS LATER VIRGINS
>>23606597There's a not insignificant amount of Vinesauce fans lurking around here.
>>23605739Yet more proof that best chuubas are ones that weren't chuubas beforehandOf course there are exceptions like Luna but I feel that it gives them bad habits
>>23606531With how fat Marine's ass is, don't think so
>>23606279nice
>>23606669I prefer Solo 9 times out of 10, but the fact that Hololive gives her a huge variety of good streamers to collab with is nice.
>>23606775Well, at least you kept her out of the science lab unlike a certain pink cat I could mention.
>>23606279MY SIDES
>>23606662I had to drop him. Too many Holo streams. I'm sorry.
>>23606669A good collab is better than a good solo streamA bad collab is worse than a bad solo stream
>>23606718Watch Zeta
>>23606669Depends on who. Ame solostreams are 2nd to none, while mumei is best in collabs
I think Hololive would be better if they would try to get to see understand try and get feel see understand to see get how many try s
so do you guys actually like it when loli chuubas larp as literal children?
>>23606669A mixture, but collabs are often a lot more exciting
>>23606877>She's only speaking Indonesian with some EnglishAs much as I like Spyro...Night anon
what is best in life?
Since Kiara said that she's gonna do a German language teaching collab before Dokomi with Irys, reminder that this happened:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2n1whMUzyY&t=8371s>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2n1whMUzyY&t=8371s
>>23606764>Watame and Botan don't drink>I don't drinkWE ARE
>>23606914Yes.
>>23606669A great collab will always be better than great solo content for me, but a meh solo will be better than a meh collab
>>23606933Brown Indonesian pussy
hehehehehhehehe... ehehehehe
>>23606914I prefer hags doing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JV-gGV4MM
>>23606649Mio Mama has been Hololive's surrogate mother since I don't even know when, they've got to have done a mother-daughter-like stream at some pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsRSzV_WUes
>>23606542
>>23606905Nice english
>>23606914Hell yes
>>23606470Went to Hong Kong with my family pretty much every year when I was younger. I really enjoyed sight seeing and shopping.
>>23606933Some would hit you with the Conan quote but the truth is fingering Risu's asshole is best in life.
kobo doxxed
>>23606511>>23606528what do you call this duo?Chicken Stock?
>>23606933The fact that there will be a part two of the Kiara Kobo portal2.
That was one of the cutest collabs I've watched in a long time, and I'm not even a fan of Kiara wtf. I'm dying of loneliness now
>>23606969Sex...
>>23607013OH shid idz dispiggabl mi :D
>>23607024Fire and Water
>>23607024That's hilarious.
Polka is very jumpy at the sight of a penis
>>23606950WE ARE
>>23606914
>>23607035zombie pits, rotten
>>23606707I'm a failure, my son can be a failure
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521544271458971651Nene collab!
>>23606944obviously fake, since they're the same person
>>23607024Water in the fire
Is Penguin Highway /ss/?
>>23606914I really REALLY like it. Especially when they do uwu.
>>23607035I'll take 2 Reines and a Moona
>>23606973jeb_?
>>23607024Ametorithe other one
>>23606878Personally I think Mumeis solo stuff especially her zatsus lately have been great too but yeah she really shines in collabs.
>>23607073No, smell like flowers
>>23607101Why not just take Reine 3 times?
I fucking love Pekora bros
>>23607084>Kobo domming Kiara with her tiny fute penisHOT
>>23606944>Kiara wants Irys to be creative and get her way this year.>The current Irys slump......Man I hope Irys's year improves.
>you'll never kiss Polka on the foreheadLife is cruel
>>23606669Depends, I like both.
>>23606669Solo > 2p Collab >>>>> 3p+ CollabHolo girls have defined strengths and weaknesses in their solo streams which get combined during collabs, becoming increasingly diluted as more participants join in. This is why large collabs always end up being above-average but not very noteworthy, whereas one-on-one collabs end up having the most weight and impact to them when considering "chemistry" nor noteworthy events.This is also why some hololive girls are simply incompatible with each other despite being friends, as their streaming strengths and weaknesses in their solo streams don't balance each other well during collabs.
>>23607035Why is this so erotic....
>>23607126Moona hips
I think ShishiWata is extremely hot when they don't do the whole "HAHAHAHA LE LION EAT LE SHEEP" shtick
What is Zeta even doing, there should be an option to turn off Motion Blur in the game's options even on Switch. Is she not making the relation that "settings" might also mean "options"?
>>23606764I really thought this was Flare before zooming in
>>23606298Eldlich + Skull Servants
>>23606298If your deck doesn't have Time Wizard is it even legit?
https://callmemonamiral.itch.io/goomba-racing
>>23607113took me a while but I get it
>>23607170I enjoy it either way.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1521544271458971651
>>23607170when they are, theyre really cute
>>23607227>>23607079I wonder what they'll do.
>>23606944cute chatty girly girls, can't wait for the collab!
>>23607149Speak for yourself buddy. I'm learning Nihongo and attending culinary school so I can be Polka's personal chef/ live in boyfriend. Try to change the future instead of wallowing in the present.
>>23606298have you tried traptrix?
>>23607261Sex
>>23607188no fucking idea
>>23607134>Am I doing good, Mommy!?>Y-yes, keep going, keep going! Drink Mommy's milk if you're thirsty!>Okay!
>>23607079>10 AM Kiara time>5 AM for meI ngmi
>>23606872Very true
>>23607226>>23607262I meant when artists do it
>>23607284She's been trying to look for that option on the Switch's settings, not the game...
>>23606349Listen to her freetalk, that's her natural voice.
>>23607216cute
>>23606669Hololive thrives on collabs but for their signature top tier collabs to happen everyone involved must be able to stand on their own two legs and tell their own story
>>23607301Holy shit.
>Kiara running through Portal series>IRyS playing Enter the Gungeon>Ina playing LEGO: SW>Mori gets back from her break with fucking Vampire Survivorsdeadbeats don't deserve this for the level of support they provide
Zeta's driving me absolutely nuts holy shit
>Two days Bae break.I, I, I, I, I MISS!!!!!!
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>23604423: /hlgg/ has had 6693 threads, 1159 deaths, 9719319 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 41.2%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>23607347lmao, she really was
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT WATAME I WANT TO WATCH STUFF WITH HER ON THE SOFA WHILE WE CUDDLE I WANT TO KISS HER I WANT TO HUG HER WHEN IM DOWN I WANT TO HUG HER WHEN SHES DOWN I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HER THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT I WANT TO TAKE SHOWERS WITH HER I WANT HER TO TAKE ME AGAINST MY WILL FOR SHOPPING I WANT MY WALLET TO BE EMPTIED FOR HER I WANT TO MAKE HER THINK I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY AND SURPRISE HER IN THE EVENING I WANT TO GO ABROAD AND SEE THE WORLD WITH HER I WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH HER I WANT TO TALK TO HER FOR HOURS I WANT TO GO TO WEEKLY DATES WITH HER I WANT HER TO INVITE HER FRIENDS OVER ON A WEEKEND I WANT TO WAKE UP EARLY WITH BOTAN AND WATAME STILL SLEEPING AND PREPARE BREAKFAST FOR THE TWO I WANT TO CHILL WITH THE TWO HAGS I WANT TO TAKE WATAME TO THE PLACE WE FIRST MET AND PROPOSE TO HER I WANT TO MARRY WATAME NEAR A BEAUTIFUL LAKE I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME I WANT WATAME
>>23607121Rafflesia, maybe.
>>23607395chumbies...
>>23607399No one cares. Neither do you.
>>23607079>>23607227Oh nice I was waiting for that
>>23606517Just Botan
>>23606176Would get accused of sex predator and pedophilia.
>>23607333Unfortunately, Botame art where they're equals is rare.
>>23607425You sound assblasted.
>>23606767>Council & IRyS don’t get new outfits (like Myth etc did last year) during Golden Week>Kiara and Ina collab to make them outfits as a subtle jab at management BASED.
>>23607395Deadbraps love the abuse, they wouldn't have stuck with Mori if they weren't masochists.
>>23606273Gura! Don't breed my boss!
>>23607407we used to rule this board...
>>23607395Ame...
>>23607079Why the fucking Friday, I already have dentist visit and most likely be late to member stream...
Everyday I’m glad I found Hikosan through Pekora, she is so cute
>>23607060Maybe she shouldn't have whipped it out.
>>23607333Hunger and sexual appetite run off of many of the same pathways. I'm not a vorefag but I understand why people like it. Art of them just being cute is always appreciated though.
I am in overwhelming amounts of physical pain. On an unrelated note, I'd appreciate a stream or schedule from Mumei.
>>23607444I like the even rarer one where Watame dominates
>>23607410>not also having watame and botan have sex in front of youFor shame.
>>23607450>Kiara and ina collab to show just how shit council is and that they don't deserve outfits.Fucking based
>>23607454If you look at the stats, the post ratio is increasing, the rest of the board is just faster
>>23606632I unironically love Morb posting
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1521491917271609344Listenersan is getting dumped..
My last hagpost. See you guys tomorrow, maybe.
Regardless what happens, one thing is true. You will have a lot of HoloJP looking at 8-bit dick this week.Goodnight Everybody!
>>23607531exactly, I prefer their sexfight to be on top of me
>>23607534Not now council schizo
>>23602948She does hire somebody to do the wallpapers though. Most people who use the 3D assets for art don't make it look nearly that good. Either way, she already told us in April that this would be the last month, and that they'd be done by various commissioned artists afterward.
>>23607547I promise I won't tell her to go to sleep anymore!
>>23607549>last hagpost>no pic with hag attachedC'mon...
Play APEX
>>23607410Good post.
>>23607519Having the weaker, smaller, or younger one be the dom is extremely erotic. That's why I love hags so much.>>23607549Forgot image like a dumbass.
>>23607395You posted this in /morig/ already
>>23607599Get good at APEX you scrub. Roboco is the worst APEX player of all time and should graduate.
>>23606944Did she ever fix her watch ?
>>23607617>Having the weaker, smaller, or younger one be the dom is extremely erotic. That's why I love hags so much.I couldn't agree more
Why the fuck does EN feel so slow nowadays? Everything is so calm. Everyone's just doing their own thing.
>>23607547She realized we don't look like that in real life and wants something more realistic. Pic related.
>>23607453Her Mario streams make me feel all cozy even when she's screaming
>>23607549>>23607617Goodnight hagfriend.
>>23607645hello drama addicted female
>>23606730>I don't hate Gura.maybe you should
>>23607593Actually, June might have be the last month. Can't remember.
>>23607599be my robot wife
>>23607227Nenechi is jealous of Kobo...
>>236076452/3 of the EN Holos have become weekly streamers so that doesn't help things
>>23607645I like it. I just want to watch cute girls chat and play videogames. I don't need big events or yabs, I just want 4-6 hours of content to listen to in the background while I do my college reps.
>>23607645I know sister. There is like literally nothing to talk about...
>>23607669Goodnight SSRB... or Watamate
Non-kfps, I just want to share with you how cute my osshi is... See you in a few days
>>23607660You're in luck then
i think i'll start a clip channel, seems like free money
RAFT LOVE
Astel wants Twitter to not show the likes he gives to his followers. He got self-conscious when he saw some good cosplay and wanted to like it, but didn't because his followers might think he's being horny if they saw it on their timeline
Kaela you fucking dummy
>>23607645>Why the fuck does EN feel so slow nowadays? Everything is so calm. Everyone's just doing their own thing.Anon, Hololive is an entertainment company. As absoloutely fucking kino as Holofes was, the leadup to it was kinda.... eh, you know what I mean? Big lack of streams, everyone stressed out / exhausted etc. Wouldn't want that all the time.
>>23607711>2/3 of the EN Holos have become weekly streamersWhat did he mean by this
>>23607735don't forget to link it here
>>23607735I think I'll rob your parents
>>23606669good collabs are objectively better than any solo stream
>>23607735Make sure to include memes from this thread
>>23607760See for yourself:https://stream-calendar.vercel.app/
>>23607547>>23607594FINALLY
Investigators in FGO
Kiara already commenting on a clip...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToiDYiIm1BM
>>23607747I always assume everyone’s horny.
>>23607770>see for yourself that some girls haven't put up schedules yet?
>>23607770Anon? Most of the girls release their schedules on Monday or Tuesday.
>>23607747Couldn’t he just bookmark it?
JP & ID hours now
[Sheep News] Watame had a doggy rucksack when she was in school but was too embarrassed to use it.
>>23606531>Kiara lift anyone with her noodle armsRUMAO
>>23607079>O'riends followed by membersGood week this week. Dang
Watame didn't blow up my eardrums this time...
remember Kronii?
>>23607645>No yabs>/u/schizos are at an all-time low due>The girls are having decent-to-fun streamsIf anything, this is how hololive is supposed to be. Anybody "bored" of how things are now should leave since they were never fans in the first place but instead drama-addicted whores.
>>23607832she shouldnt have morbed so hard
>>23607818w.... why
>>23607812Bookmarking a tweet doesn't help it with the algorithm though
>>23607787DIMASHQThe joke is that Damascus is known for pregnancy art and Kiara wants to be Kobo's mother
>>23607787oh shit
>>23607079>Kiara's playing ZZZ tomorrowoh shit nice
>>23607832Kronina phogs part 2 literally never.
Just watched Korone's SA2 streams. Holy shit how is she this bad at a sonic game?
https://streamable.com/hxtygwMan, that stream was fucking cute
>>23607907she failed to morb
Gura... doko...
>>23607868It was too cutesy for a big girl like her.
>>23607895yeah, with me
I'm gonna morb and you can't stop me.
>>23607818Watame couldn't possibly get any cuter.
What's the worst hours you were up at for your oshi's stream?
Uzuki chan
>>23607907She is the ultimate
>>23607787>mommy kiwawa
>>23607932>lolifying hagsbut why
>>236079533:30AM to watch Ina collab with the dagger in Unravel 2
Morb
>>23607932"yes Watame, you are very cool. yes, I promise, no I'm completely real with you! you're cool! not cutesy and adorable... you're COOL!"
>>23607953Sports Fes 2021 ended at about 5:30 AM. She wasn't one of the POVs though.
>>236079535am for the full EN amogus collab
...
>>23606669Constant concerts is what sets Hololive apart from all their competitors, and those are almost always collabs, so the former.
>>2360795312 hours for mikorone was a bit painful
>>23607953Kiara Ryza 1 streams when she was still in Japan. I'm a west coast kfp and that stream ran until 8 am for me and then we had a members stream right after. I was dying but very happy to spend time with her.
>>23607994Will Ame morb out when the second wiimote doesn't work today?
>>23607547Getting killed because they can make merch out of it
Do you remember Ame's debut and everyone's hope that she was going to be a brit?
>>23608053korosan is ruthless..
>>23607953first O'Riends collab, set my alarm for 3 AM
Why do the JP girls always choose to stream JRPGs around mid-day?
>>23607972Watame is 5 years old.
>>23607953sheep streams in a pretty good time for me, I also wake up very early so when she DOES stream early I'm always up for it.
Astel is talking about girlfriends again...
There is a nonzero chance that Fauna is visiting Mumei for an offcollab right now, since Mumei said she wanted someone to come over.
>Kaela Raft keeps getting recommended to me>Click it>this
>>23608050she will morb us all
>>23608078Her jp senpais still think she's british
>>23608020I remember staying up that late just to see the HOWEVER bullshit they pulled.
>>23608089Not Watame. It's mid-dawn.
>>2360795390% of Kiara's streams during 2020 started around 1 or 2 AM for me...
I'm posting Watame in the sex outfit for no reason
>>236079535am on a work night listening to Mumei sing. It was worth it.
>>23608110Wasn't there a Holo with a similar hat?
>>23608107Mumei should be going over to fucking Fauna's for her ASMR mic
>>23608124Yomawari isn't a JRPG
>>23608107real hopeful thinking there
>>23607735Smart anon. Make money and most importantly don't forget to make clips of my oshi to boost her numbers!
>>23608143>>23608148YOU FIRST, GOOMBA.
>>23608110We need a new shark vtuber, so it works out.
>>23608123That night was proof to me that our overlap with /sp/ is insane
>>23607994Now what’s next?
>>23607953Doing all-nighters for big events and outfit relays has become pretty common for me.
>>23608148>>23608143You should join them goomba
>>23608140Gura
SAY MORB ONE MORE TIME TEAFUCKS, I FUCKING DARE YOU
>>2360795305.00 AM for Gura unarchived karaoke
Ame just killed Astel
>>23608123I remember when this pic first got posted, a lot of people took it as some sort of anti post. I don't know I just found it funny.
>>23608180NukeUS
Gura Will never play Rafy because she knows she would be force to wear her hay, and she hates the hat
>>236079533-6am for the marika tournament, and kiwawa didn't even stream it
>>23606675Where is the present?
>>23607953HoloFes fucked up my sleep schedule
>>23608200Morb one more time
Gura is going to return tomorrow and she's going to announce a that she's taking another week off to move
JGBFW, how was Kobo+Kiara?
>>23607953HoloMyth collabsMultipleAt 2AM
>>23608260Best grooming I have ever witnessed
>>23607953amon9 us was the earliest I woke up to catch a stream
>>23608260go watch it, cutest mother daughter kino in a long time + grooming
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361Ninner...
ISP HATEhttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1521551978781839361
>>23608259Another weekThen another weekThen another weekThen another year
>>23607645I'll take this as you want more big events. Look out for Council, they are surely planning something soon
>>23607953I've been up at 4am for Mori streams before. I remember her karaoke with IRyS was really early for me.
>>23608233Sorry, I started looking in a highschool before I remembered she graduated, but I found this pink hair'ed kid who's a pretty good singer wandering around the local college, and long story short she's tied up in the back of the car.
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308takos, your oshi...
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308Is Ina kinda.. you know… a dope?
>>23607565Sora better remain pure through this week.
I'm going to get a 19 year old Indonesian girl pregnant
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308Wait, I thought her ISP issues were actually motherboard issues?t.non tako
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308ISP HATE
yo, irys is doing gungeon?fucking based
so uhhh... how do I actually learn Japanese? last time I tried I remember failing miserably but I went straight to vocabulary because I thought it would be easier to learn the rest afterwords
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308I don't watch her but from what takos here have said, isn't she on some business line? How is this still an issue?
>>23608260extremely cute, like you would believe that it was an actual mother and child stream
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308What's it gonna take for Canada to fukken fix their ISP services??
>>23608341Watch streams
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308Canadian ISPs are the enemy...
>>23607953All the concert watchalongs kiara did, they always start around 1AM around here and I'd stay up until the sun rises
>>23608367more boosters
>>23608352North American ISPs are a joke
>>23608367>Need wires for all that space>Need people willing to paid like shit to get the job done>Good internet is expensive
>page 10images? preferably of Kiara
>>23608352That just means that rather than speaking to a Pajeet telling you that you're fucked, it's a canuck instead.
>>23608341Nah Ina had multiple issues.>>23608352Her ISP is ripping her off. She's been told this multiple times straight to her face but she's yet to switch. Last week she mentioned she'll be looking into a different ISP but I doubt it happened.
Kaela's intonation is really quite odd. Very musical.
>>23608341She thought so too but kept getting frame drops randomly
>>23608304>>23608305>>23608308who do i gotta suck to fix this shit?
>>23607953Myth collabs tend to be at a terrible time for me
>>23608350Go to /jp/, they have a whole thread for this. Read the OP
>>23608347I never got good in that game, I unlocked the bullet and everything went downhill
>>23608350Duolingo is ok if you want to learn kanas. After that, just use Tanoshii Japanese to look up kanjis you don't understand, write them down a few times and learn them one by one
>>23608327Silly Anon, that sounds like the perfect gift!
>>23608418can't believe ina gets to talk to ho borvat
>>23608439Papa'nis
>>23608404government subsides all of the cost, they just pocked the money and deliver crappy internet anyways, nobody is going to check.
>>23607953I watched Astel's 24 hour Karaoke and his 25 hour Apex endurance stream, so I think all of the hours are covered
>>23608397European ISP are a bigger joke
I LOVE INAI HATE ISPS