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Imagine being a grown ass man watching literal puppets and actually simping and donating to the puppets who are, at times operated by fat, obese men using voice changers, or corpos who saw an opportunity in you.
Not only are you sad enough to form a parasocial relationship with someone who will never even know your name, the person you're having a parasocial relationship with is a literal puppet, often encompassed by a fabricated personality.
It's the most parasocial thing possible to do. I sincerely thought regular parasocial relationships were peak but we're going beyond that point.

You're a tragedy.

>> No.9997237

>at times operated by fat, obese men using voice changers
Those are the best and funniest vtubers.

>> No.9997301

>>9997237
*stunners you*
>>9997237
*then stunners you*

*catches beers then pours them on your broken stacks of dimes you call necks*

>> No.9997313

>>9997142
Ogey

>> No.9997340

>>9997142
I’ll do you like I did Kevin, mark.

>> No.9997341

Imagine crying here because no one in their right mind watches WWE anymore.

Actual Wrestling fans only watch NewJapan, Impact and AEW.

>> No.9997372

>>9997142
mmmm that's badass

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>>9997142

>> No.9997388

>>9997341
It's not even wrestling anymore. It's "Sports Entertainment" and hell, WWE would jump into any shit that's not wrestling, they'll unironically debut Alexa Bliss as a vtuber.

>> No.9997390

>>9997142
oh look it's someone who thinks his opinion matters
how quaint

>> No.9997430

>>9997388
>they'll unironically debut Alexa Bliss as a vtuber.
Kek, I think I’d vomit like the girl from the Exorcist if I saw that.

>> No.9997438

>obese men with voice changers
People who don’t understand the appeal of vtubers only have one argument, huh?

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>>9997142
>Imagine being a grown ass man watching literal puppets and actually simping and donating to the puppets who are, at times operated by fat, obese men using voice changers, or corpos who saw an opportunity in you.
>Not only are you sad enough to form a parasocial relationship with someone who will never even know your name, the person you're having a parasocial relationship with is a literal puppet, often encompassed by a fabricated personality.
>It's the most parasocial thing possible to do. I sincerely thought regular parasocial relationships were peak but we're going beyond that point.
>
>You're a tragedy.

>> No.9997466

>>9997142
based, idolshit and gamers ruined this trend

>> No.9997481

>>9997237
>Dusty Rhodes vtuber talks about hard times and gets bullied with akasupas
I am living in the wrong universe.

>> No.9997499

watching cornette right now
>>9997341
>>9997388
>>9997301
will the anti-smarks win the day bros?

>> No.9997539

Who the fuck is the greasy old bitch in OP's post? Looks like he smells like wet shoes

>> No.9997619

>>9997142
Not gonna lie, you're right,
But simping for a anime feels more fulfilling than building relations with modern woman.

>> No.9997689

>>9997341
I'm op and I do not watch WWE or television in general.
>>9997438
That's not the argument, but I understand that your attention span has probably been reduced to the attention span of a goldfish, regardless of that you should try reading past the first sentence.

>> No.9997760

the holofightz thread is over here, you must be lost
>>9826408

>> No.9997850

>>9997142
This is a bait post to try and get some retard to post roommate pictures of any vtuber.

>> No.9998112

>>9997142
Anonchama, you were so close to seeing the light yet you fumbled in the end. Vtubers are PEAK Parasocial relationships. That's just a fact. The Girlfriend Experience/Boyfriend Experience/ BFF Experience that vtubers provide is beyond anything every other type of media has ever done. Twitch thots suck balls and Lack SOUL. Video game waifus lack SOUL. Anime Waifus lack SOUL. Nothing has ever come close to what Vtubers have accomplished. Vtubers are PURE SOUL. Unparalleled in literally every single way.

GET GFE. Be a LORD and GET SAVED.

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>>9998112
Anon様これはベースードですよ
Astonishingly based as fuck

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>>9998112
>Be a LORD
KING BEHAVIOR

>> No.9998359

>>9997142
Imagine not creating your own vtuber company

>> No.9998828

>>9998112
>GET GFE. Be a LORD and GET SAVED.
I kneel.
My oshi saved me too.

>> No.9999671

>>9997142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BZYVVi0ck

>> No.9999976

>>9997142
Even the most shittiest vtubers are better than any of that pozzed shit that mainstream western media offers

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>>9998112
The truth has been spoken

>> No.10001679

>>9998112
wow

>> No.10001948

>>9998112
Holy fuck, my knees exploded from kneeling too quickly.

>> No.10002285

>>9998112
youtubing isnt meant for pretend girlfriend roleplay. There were already services that provided this. Quit trying to justify this behavior because you like memeing shit

>> No.10002928

>>9997142
hey, just because i'm 25 and jobless doesn't mean i can't watch vtubers!

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>>9998112
Basado beyond comprehension

>> No.10004245

>OP
Imagine watching ballet for men, especially in the modern era of the WWE where their headlining talents are complete voids of charisma.
Not giving you a (you), btw.

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