/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Western """"""""humor""""""""""" makes me sick.

>>9940313
I miss 30 seconds ago, when I didn't know this existed.

>>9940521
Watch vshojo for more entertainment like this.

what the fuck

Why are vwhorejo ethots so trashy?

>>9940313
Thank you for showing me the terror of the world so I can better appreciate the goodness.

>>9940313
The power of Christ compels you

>>9940697
so don't watch vshojo got it

damn that's disgusting

>>9940313
And there are anons that dare make comparisons between anyone with VShojo.

>>9940313
Veibae reveals herself once again as the most based vshojo

>>9940313
Why do women love to talk about periods as If is some magical stuff or super funny?

>>9940313
https://youtu.be/HDiJc2VQ9Uo

>>9940313
We get it, Vei is revolting, you don't need to make another thread about it to clutter up the catalog. You also don't need to make yet another Nyanners thread for that matter.

Kagura Mea would be proud.

>>9940313
The Aristocrats

>>9940313
Unbelievably based

>>9940421
YWNBJ

>>9942110
Kek.

>>9942070
I'm gonna do it anyway.

Idgaf but now at least i can use this as a counterargument when they say Finana is vshojo tier, so thanks anon

>>9940313
Reminds me of some uncle that I have that used to come out of the bathroom after taking a shit and tell us not to enter for a while after exaggerating some crazy reason. Interesting that she has that much trust with her viewers to joke like that.

>>9940313
kek something like this is enough to make a holobrony cry? sasuga

>>9943104
Real vaginas are icky

>>9940313
>>9940330
>>9940380

And here I thought after Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman female comedians couldn't get any less funny

>>9942041
Vaginal humor is the peak of female comedy, you know?

>>9940313
I wish i didnt read this

>>9940313
The absolute gall, the complete lack of filter, the confidence or lack of self-awareness or care to go on a spiel like that. This kid has moxie. She's got real chutzpah.

>>9940313
Why are nijiniggers like this? You people act like Finana is any better.

>>9943104
Oldfags would probably be more outraged that she she didn't cook/eat it than anything else kek

>>9942041
Men talk about their dicks all the time. Veibai it's just trying to be ''one of the guys''.

>>9943698
How dare she subvert heteronormative patriarchy, gamers are truly the most oppressed class

>>9943757
you are probably being ironic but i always found it funny how Vshojo has 4chan tier humour yet they get shit on for it

>>9940313
Why can I hear her stupid voice

>>9943805
Partly being ironic, but you're right, it demonstrates a double standard (based on sex, let's be real)

>>9940313
None of you anons have other vei quotes to contribute? This thread started off so well

>>9943805
Yeah because they're women obviously? Duh

>>9942567
Finana regularly talks about hentai, masturbation, sex toys, etc. She even read 177013 live on stream.
She's definitely Vshojo tier

Imagine watching vtubers to get your dose of "edgy" humor. Fucking neck yourselves faggots.

>>9943837
>tfw never heard her voice before
FeelsGoodMan

What's wrong with me (male) that I liked hearing that story

>Imagine watching vtubers to get your dose of "edgy" humor. Fucking neck yourselves faggots.

>>9940313
Classy British bird

>>9944196
You might have interest in things that women think and truly want to say; candidness.

>>9944196
Congratulations anon, you can enjoy Amy Schumer. Go and watch her specials if you want more of this type of stuff. I sure fuckin hate it

>>9940313
Imagine how that must have felt though, the sheer sense of relief after evacuating a pound of flesh out of yourself. Probably felt better than taking a big dump or draining an abscess but without the pain.

>>9944520
Vei regularly has period issues and bowel issues like diarrhea she's probably used to semi-solid fluids pouring out of her nethers in such a manner.

>>9944490
Don't lie to that anon. Not only is Schumer not funny but most stand-up comedy sucks.

>>9944609
>most stand-up comedy sucks
You live in a dark world friend, get better soon

>>9944355
... That's a selling point, right?
>>9944490
Oh, fuck, no. It's one thing to tell jokes about shitting out of your vag, it's another to steal jokes about shitting out your vag. Fuck her, I hope her autistic trophy husband grows the backbone to leave her ass in the dust.

>>9940313
As a Polak Im sorry for behalf of /vt/ of being related to her.

>>9944609
>most stand-up comedy sucks
Based and truthpilled

>>9944672
I get my laughs from things that just happen in the moment, like a surprise; not someone standing with the express purpose of saying things to laugh at.

>>9944672
Stand up comedy does fucking suck. The last good living stand up comedian died a few days ago.

>>9944672
No, he's right, based, and redpilled. You're wrong, not based, and bluepilled.

>>9944821
>>9944837
>t. humorless, miserable, schizoid

>>9944815
I understand the appeal of organic comedy

>>9944028
It's degenerate but let's not pretend it compares to period blood.

>>9943698
i wont say its never come up but "all the time" is such bullshit. it rarely happens. and unlike you losers i actually have friends (that exist)
women will never be "one of the guys" chatting about their fucking periods. periods are women shit that nobody wants to hear. itd be more apt to hear about her minge in general. but as someone else pointed out, vaginas are peak female comedy

Not everything vtuber says is humor or entertainment, incels

It's kinda hot ngl

>>9944597
She needs to change her diet if she has constant diarrhea...

>>9945445
>vaginas are peak female comedy
Because women are a joke when they try. It's not a "laughing with," situation.

Who the fuck is Ban Hada

>>9944028
Yea but Veibae for being "Vshojo tier" can get 7k+ watching her regularly, meanwhile Finana is lucky to get 1k on anything that isn't GTA5 and Genshin.

>>9944733
I like Veibae but you fucking polacks are really something else. Got glassed by one of those cunts once.

>>9940313
What the fuck.

>>9940313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGmTreST3wI

>>9940313
Fucking disgusting. What's wrong with her? I'm British and if I ever cross the street and hear Veibae's disgusting skank voice i'm going to run up behind her and suplex that ugly cunts face into the fucking pavement.

>Fucking disgusting. What's wrong with her? I'm British and if I ever cross the street and hear Veibae's disgusting skank voice i'm going to run up behind her and suplex that ugly cunts face into the fucking pavement.

>>9947538
this but unironically

>>9944028
>177013
Wanna know how I know you're a plebian?

>this but unironically

>>9947448
based
>>9947538
cringe

You know, if a girl told me that story IRL on a first date or something, I'd probably laugh.

>cringe

>Newfags literally don't know about Pussy Bacon
Jesus christ, tell me you're from 2016 without telling me you're from 2016

>>9947790
That's why you have dates

>>9944028
>177013
The fuck is special about this? Why does it get mentioned so much and treated like a cursed object? It wasn't even as bad as people make it out to be?

>>9947790
You must have low standards. If over dinner a girl told me about the time a chunk of her vagina meat fell out into the toilet bowl after two months of birth control and how she poked it to check it's girth I would probably turn 360 degrees and head straight for the restaurants exit.

>>9947839
>i know about that disgusting /cgl/ screencap, I'm so cool bros
shut the fuck up, you dumb fucking election tourist.

>>9947907
First you need to score a date

>I was on birth control for like two months
Why do vshojocucks claim that she is a femcel again?
Is that a coping mechanism or are they just delusional?

>>9947937
>birth control for like two months
Why 2 months? I thought those were taken after sex?

>>9943698
Haha bro this reminds me of the time I ripped my foreskin while trying to open up my phimotic cock, the sight of dick cheese and blood reminded me of lasagna
- standard male conversation, according to you

>>9947915
takes one to know one faggot

>>9947974
You have to have friends to know anything about conversations

>>9947983
>y-you too
Go back.

>>9947974
I actually found this funny, its nasty but still funny, unlike OP's clip

>>9947970
She was having sex every day for two months straight. Considering the fact that she is a whore there was probably a new partner every day or maybe even several.
Imagine the crabs.

>>9948107
>She was having sex every day for two months straight.
Don't like her or watch her, but that's hot.

>>9948009
I don't know what kind of fruity friends you have, but we don't talk about our cocks all the time. Only insecure men would feel the need to bring it up constantly, and our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

>>9942089
Unironically this. Vshoujo is just the western NoriPro scene. We only like NoriPro because we can't understand them, while the ones that understand them like Hololive and Nijisanji instead.

>>9944028
Talking about 18+ subjects is different than LOLSEX. The latter is an emphasis on all the sordid, disgusting specifics and details in an effort to emulate men's crass humor, but it only works for men because thinking lowly of men is just human nature. The joke is that it rings true.

In contrast, people think more highly of women. So when a woman tries to be overtly disgusting, it offends people and is seen as an aberration from the norm. Simps, fetishists and degenerates would still eat vei's shit-coated cunt steak if she cooked it up and fed it to them, but any guy with an ounce of self respect will nope the fuck out of there and go drinking with his bros instead.

I'm speaking anecdotally as a guy turned off by her excessive sluttiness, but I'd wager that mine is the unspoken majority opinion. Men like women with some modicum of class, even if we don't have the same fuckhuge list of expectations women do.

So this is the power of Vshoujo
Amy Schumer debut when?

>>9940421

I love her so much.

>>9940313

>>9948378
This

>>9943805
If 4chan was so funny they'd have their own vtuber.

>>9940313
>>9940330
>>9940380
Thanks, I hate it.

Period blood and shit? Ewww.
Not like my Holosaints that bathe on stream, shave their pussies on stream, openly lust for shota and loli, fuck each other, were/are camwhores, stream once every 2 months and openly cuck their viewers.

>I don't know what kind of fruity friends you have, but we don't talk about our cocks all the time. Only insecure men would feel the need to bring it up constantly, and our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

>>9948264
>We like NoriPro
We don't

>>9947888
trips of truth

>>9948551
Exactly. No matter how bad hololive and nijisanji are none of them reaches the level of vshojo.

>>9948760
>haha look at me guys, i'm a retarded cuck
It isn't even funny how badly we need a /holo/ board.

>>9947888
Normalfag sensationalism, it also doesn't have any icky bits (lolis) like a good geiger counter or radiohead would bring you

>>9948837
>A vshojo faggot is calling someone else a cuck
This level of projection is in fact funny
Also I am a proud nijinigger so you have missed me with your retarded shit

>>9940313
I find it hilarious when vshojo niggers go
>b-but your hololive girls are JUST as trashy and whorish as m-mine!

I like that this one clip is so based /vt/ continues to seethe about it months later

>>9947888
>n
should tell you enough

>>9943698
Guys just go ''Yeah I have a big dick hahaha you have a small one'' meanwhile you have girls literally doing painting with menstrual blood

>>9949055
>a proud nijinigger
Nah, this is the funniest statement ITT.
>vshojocuck
Is that how you cope? I see.

>>9949114
But there's way better (or worse) stuff even on that site

>I'm speaking anecdotally as a guy turned off by her excessive sluttiness, but I'd wager that mine is the unspoken majority opinion
She's one of the top streamers on the entire platform and probably in the top 5 vtubers on Twitch. Not everyone has the puritanical view that women must be clean like you do.

>>9949100
nothing based about being a vile whore, this isn't /b/

>>9949292
>continue to be offended and demand everyone else side with you
sounding kinda based to me anonchama

>>9949292
>a vile whore
Veibae is with Vshojo, you confused her for one of the many girls in Hololive.

>>9949278
whomst are thou quoting

>>9940313
this is great

>>9949278
I mean Amy Schumer is pretty fucking successful, take of that what you will.

>>9944028
>talking about which one is your favourite dildo is the exact same as talking about accumulating a chunk of meat for 2 months in your pussy, "birthing it", poking it, tell everyone in the world about it and also joke about cooking and eating it
I always assumed you holobronies played puritans for shitposting purposes but you're legitimately mentally ill if you can't tell the difference
>talked about hentai
you guys defend chumkeks because being attracted by 2d pictures of girl looking underage is not the same as pedophilia but suddenly talking about hentai is the equivalent of talking about implicitly talking about getting dicked raw
>177013
prompted by chat to read it and it's babby's first non-vanilla erodoujin if you think it's a big deal. You're on 4chan, the starting point here is 24834

>>9949292
>t.

>>9949598
>24834
See that's better, they hype over 177013 never made any sense to me

>>9948455
literally nyanners

>>9940313
>>9940330
>>9940380
oh wow three quotes from the same 15 second clip that you watched out of context

>>9947970
>>9948107
You know how I know you've never touched a woman?
/vt/ards can't be this retarded, surely?

>>9948455
>>9950080
Koopa did it better.

>>9940313
I don't get why /vt/ seethes over this, its pretty funny.

>>9950572
cancel culture

>>9950835
Wait are you saying /pol/ and lefty twitter are the same?

>be in college
>walk by a group of dudebro friends
>they're talking about jacking off on a biscuit and the loser eats it
>hahaha this is funny just the broskis hanging out!

>vei talks about a funny thing that happened to her
>OMG WHAT A SLUT HOW DARE SHE MENTION HAVING A VAGINA

>>9950918
>be in college
>walk by a group of dudebro friends
>they're talking about jacking off on a biscuit and the loser eats it
>hahaha this is funny just the broskis hanging out!
I see you've met OP irl

>>9949755
>t.

>>9951245

>tfw you'll never be going down on vei while she moans with that retarded autistic accent of hers
>tfw you'll never be tonsils deep inside her cunt when suddenly your tongue feels a bit of loose flesh
>tfw you'll never start tongue punching it thinking its a pleasure spot when suddenly it dislodges and sprays all over your face
>tfw you'll never get up from between vei's legs as she writhes in pleasure while pounds of dead vagina flesh slowly falls from your face and fall on the floor with loud plopping noises

>>9950119
>out of context
Kek, look at this retard

>>9951381
HNnnnnGGGGggg

>>9951381
I'm starting to think vagina dentata wasn't a myth

>>9951396
if you actually watched the stream you'd know she was talking about not taking birth control because last time that happened

>>9951446
why would i watch a veibae stream?
the birth control wasn't even mentioned in any of the quotes anyway, how exactly does that make anything she said out of context?

Why are vshojo fags so defensive? Are you really so surprised that a lot of guys don't want to hear a girl talking about chunks of vagina meat falling out of her pussy? I don't want to hear about chunks of penis meat falling off a guys dick either, so that comparison is pretty retarded to make.

>Why are vshojo fags so defensive? Are you really so surprised that a lot of guys don't want to hear a girl talking about chunks of vagina meat falling out of her pussy? I don't want to hear about chunks of penis meat falling off a guys dick either, so that comparison is pretty retarded to make.

>the vshojofag immediately results to wojak spamming
Of course, very on character.

>>9951765
the thing is nobody except /vt/ talks about this shit , vei talked about this once and i can see why people hate it but it was month ago and never brought up again, you retards keep posting this to have because you don't have anything new to shit on vei in the last months and you are mad she's inclining fast as hell both in subs and viewers

>the vshojofag immediately results to wojak spamming
>Of course, very on character.

>>9951978
nobody here is going to willingly wade through a veibae stream to make clips kek. just searching her name on youtube is enough to be able to realise her entire character seems to be based around coomer baiting
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1hg411T796/

>>9952239
i have no idea what this response have anything to do with what was said

>>9952375
that's because youre retarded
>you retards keep posting this to have because you don't have anything new to shit on vei in the last months
tried my hardest to figure out what you meant by this but i guess it wasnt enough

>>9940313
>succubus talks like a disgusting whore
No shit, OP?

>>9952586
>anon is a fucking incel faggot
No shit?

>>9952672
On /vt/? Oh heavens never!

>Some guy mentions how his friend lost his nuts
>She spends 10 minutes laughing about it
1. What is even her appeal at this point?
2. How is anyone convinced that indie anglophone vtubers aren't universally shit?
3. How can men still insist women care about their well-being when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary?

Vshitjo more like it.

>>9953797
>mention how someone lost his balls
>expect someone not to laugh about it
why even bring it up in the first place?

>>9953838
Explain how it's funny. It's not, unless you presuppose some kind of pre-existing disdain towards men (which admittedly all women have). It certainly isn't 10 minutes nearly pussing yourself funny, and if you think it is you'll have a riot when you learn about leukemia.

>>9954197
literally every funny video comp is guys getting their balls destroyed.

>>9954314
Which changes what I said how exactly? Women love that shit because they hate men, and I expect vtubers to at least uphold the illusion that they don't disdain the vast majority of their paypigs.

>Which changes what I said how exactly? Women love that shit because they hate men, and I expect vtubers to at least uphold the illusion that they don't disdain the vast majority of their paypigs.

>>9954440
meds bro.
its just funny watchin people get hurt.

>>9954489
When was the last time you saw men laugh at women getting mutilated for life?

>>9954440
I'm sorry you lost your balls

>>9954440
kek did she really made fun of you for 10 minutes straight?

>>9954528
Anytime you go on /gif/

>>9940313
nice. something about how dark and depraved this is piques my interest. i want to know more deep lore about these vshojo bitches.

>>9954705
>>9954769
My bad for trying to reason with simps, I guess.

>>9954911
1. Those aren't normal people, their behavior isn't socially acceptable in the mainstream.
2. Do we go to the same gif? There's incessant whining the moment a woman is posted in a rekt thread. Men hate seeing women get hurt, women are just unwilling to return that extremely basic favor. Even when they literally get paid for just that.

>>9954440
So you lost your balls, bro?
>>9954982
Ogey

vei hate aside a female friend did tell me something similar happened to her after being on birth control for too long. I guess I have nothing else to add but women do talk about this irl

>>9947970
You're thinking of the morning-after pill. Birth control is something you take ahead of time. Many women actually take it as a way to reduce the effects of their periods.

>My bad for trying to reason with simps, I guess.

>>9951284

>>9947448
I'm British and would do the same. What a fucking mentally ill whore.

>>9956369

>>9952239
Holy shit, an unironic clipfag. Don't even the Hololive girls go off about how clips provide a very specific perception of them, that doesn't relect their entire vtuber personality? Either way, at the risk of sounding like a falseflagger, I did used to watch Veibae quite a bit, but barely watch her at all these days. I can understand people being put off by the perception clips present of her, and she's undeniably one of the more unfiltered girls, for better or worse, but either way you know full well clips aren't representative of a person's entire character. You can choose to be an asshole about it and screech about how all vshitshow girls are whores and whatnot, because that's what gets those clip views, but even on fucking 4chan I'm going to choose to assume you're not braindead.

>>9954528
There was a thread on /gif/ for that earlier this week.

Funny how the vshojo related threads always derail into Wojacks and reddit insults. Really makes you think.

>>9957834
Agreed. Holofags should stick to Reddit where they belong.

>>9950918
both are fucking degenerate and disgusting

Why does this thread keep being made?

>>9958276
>OMG vei talks about vageen stuff!!@@!!#@#
>thread will be full by end of the day

That's why

>Funny how the vshojo related threads always derail into Wojacks and reddit insults. Really makes you think.

>>9957834
interestingly, it's only ever the vshojo anti threads however.

>>9940313
Veibae is such a disgusting human being that don't understand how she still has fans at all.