/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Oh no, the timeline split

>>9888790
based art. Here's hoping most of Kiara and Mori's artists also try out Kronii.

SEX!

>>9888840
I'm going to neck myself for this mistake.

THE TIMELINES ONEGAI

>>9888887
dangerously close to necking myself with those numbers.

>>9888887
Off by fucking ONE, it really ain't your day

>>9889032
>this Kronii is deceased

>>9888887
>>9888840
Well, your heart was in the right place and it's not a bad thing. If we have a split like this, just use the thread made first, or has the correct information.
If you're going to ask if anyone else is making a thread, try and do it before the thread reaches the end of page 10 and is about to die. I missed your message since I only had the thread tab open, but that's on me since I should have been more diligent as well.

Shameful display.

love the clock

>>9889145
ok, I'll keep that in mind. Sorry for the split threads.

>>9888887
Anonchama...

And thus a surplus of bread has been made.
Pane et circenses, people! We've got the bread covered, who's bringing the entertainment?

rrat: Kronii herself is /here/ and made the thread over-zealously because she was afraid nobody would make it and she doesn't want to lose us already.

Worship clocks' body!

>>9889604
Can the bread baker please confirm, are you Kronii?

give me your kronii meidos RIGHT NOW

>>9889641
Yesbut actually no.

>>9889675
TIME MAID CLOCK WIFE

>>9889032
>>9889077

>>9889729
Kek thank you anon

>>9889559
Kronii speed me up by a millisecond just to prevent me from getting the absolute hex. I'd say this is a sign that she's here and cares for my wellbeing.

>>9889729
kronii
dont be kill...

>>9889604
My autistic, socially-challenged Minecraft vtuber can't be this cute! KRONII LOVE!!!!

>>9889604
counter-rrat: Kronii is /here/ but didn't make the thread. She's aware we're aware she's /here/, so she accuses people of being her in hopes of people not figuring out who she actually is. Therefore, she isn't OP but instead you.

>>9889823
Counter-counter-rrat: Kronii always posts that she isn't /here/ whenever someone claims she is and gaslights anyone that says otherwise, to keep anons doubting

>>9889640
god this image is pure fucking SEEEEEEEEEX

What did Kronii motivate you to do?

>>9890012
To not kill myself

>>9890023
Lets go

>>9889675

>>9890012
clean my moldy shitter

>>9890012
To utilise my autism to its advantage.

Kronii-themed TRPG anon, do you still need someone to write the DRM for your game or are you going to use something off-the-shelf like Denuvo?

why does Kronii have a chain in her hair? wouldn't it hurt, is that why she has a bald spot?

>>9889823
>>9889953
My deceptive, gaslighting, mind game-playing vtuber can't be this conniving! My trust issues will cripple me for the rest of my life! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!!

Quick question. I've stumbled upon a few doxxing discord trannies, how do i report them for maximum damage? Im not interested in another Aloe situation.

>>9890012
do my writing reps

>>9890012
Take my workout reps seriously and drop porn

>>9890171
A lot of them use dynamic IPs so it's impossible to actually do anything. This has been a big problem on 4chan for a while now.

>>9890228
No, i mean in discord, there's actual profiles there.

BALLS DEEP INSIDE IRYS BALLS DEEP INSIDE IRYS BALLS DEEP INSIDE IRYS BALLS DEEP INSIDE IRYS

>>9890012
convert a good chunk of my horny hours into pseudo-productive hours by spending them writing smut
i've been slacking on the /fit/ reps unfortunately

>>9889953
>>9889823
>>9889604
If you really want to know if Kronii is here or not, she is. She said I could tell you this to make you seethe because I'm her boyfriend and we just finished having SEX.

>>9890446
I remember writing this post a moment ago

>>9890301
Tell Discord's CEO directly that these people insult furries in their server. They'll get banned in no time.

>>9890446
Funny you say that because
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Didn't knew IRyS was Kronii's tulpa

>>9890314
WHILE KRONII WATCHES

>all these folks that suddenly discovered how awesome IRyS is because of her interaction with Kronii

>>9890301
Just a suggestion. Though it's most likely not gonna work, but it's something I've noticed so far. I disavow for any form of encouragement. This is just fanfic galore.

>create a burner account using different IP
>falsely accuse server of CP
>drop CP-tier shit but not actually CP in there just so you don't end up in a stinker yourself
>watch admin shits himself when discord team gives him stern warning about CP
>go a mile further
>go to /b/ and fish out the most gruesome gore images you can find (there's bound to be one posted every hour even in 2021)
>post there
>report server for gorish content
>grab popcorn and watch panic at the discord live
>forced server termination

>>9890511
And I'm thankful for it!

>>9890511
I already knew that IRyS is great, but don't have time to watch her streams with having to watch Fauna, Kronii and Mumei already

>>9890496
>This is just Kronii's imagination and IRyS just wants to ask her why she's so scared

>>9890511
>implying I'm not a day 1 Irystocrat

Suisei and IRyS kidnapping you!
Suisei and IRyS tying you to a chair naked!
They are also naked, their tiny tits and perfect hips on display!
Their asses shaking seductively until you are rock hard and begging for stimulation!
Suisei and IRyS teasing you by one descibing the wild childmaking sex they will have with you while the other shakes her ass at you!
Suisei and IRyS converting you from breastlover to asslover!
Suisei and IRyS spending hours taking turns sitting on your face while doing karaoke!
Suisei and IRyS spending hours taking turns sitting on your face playing games!
Suisei and IRyS spending hours taking turns sitting on your face after a RFA streams with their sweaty asses!
Suisei and IRyS driving you insane with their butts while completely ignoring your cock until your IQ drops!
Suisei and IRyS giving you a pet name, collar and leash!
Suisei and IRyS treating you like a good puppy!
Suisei and IRyS finally letting their puppy-in-heat breed the fuck out of their soaking wet cunts until they are overfilled and leaking your cum!
Suisei and IRyS doing this over and over until their bellies are swollen with children!
Spending rest of your life as obedient sex puppy addicted to Suisei and IRyS's perfect hips!

>>9891058
mmm that's hot. though one problem. IRyS has medium-sized tits.

>>9891119
>IRyS has medium-sized tits.
not in my headcanon
checkmate

>>9891178
Fuck. You got me. FlatRyS is canon now.

>>9891058
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9891058
time to bust a good one

>>9890084
kronii meido is CUTE! C U T E!

I'm surprised that, with the immense amount of blood, sweat and cum that has been devoted to Kronii here and in the archives, there has yet to be a Succubus Kronii story

>>9891531
Interesting...

>>9891531
Ooooooooohhhhhh we need this

>was supposed to be making insta loss Omega fic
>instead obsessed with IRyS/Suisei cake
For a oppaifag like me, this is a crisis of faith...these threads are dangerous...the power of sex makes a man question the very core of his being...his prefered fetishes...

BIG TITS
PHAT ASS
THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

>>9891562
Just keep her a virgin and make her willingly stay with the protag forever, the entire appeal of succubi is that they physically need your seed to stay alive, not some cuck fantasy where they've been through thousands of cocks and where you're no different from all the others.

>>9891991
This but with Aloe

>>9891847
Don't worry anon, I was like you, but then I saw the truth. But don't get me wrong I still like big juggers on my anime girls

Place your bets on which holo this general will obsess with after IRyS.

>>9891991
>they physically need your seed to stay alive
this is true for takeshi

>>9892118
I mean, today is Mumei's collab

>>9891531
Succubus maid Kronii?

>>9892143
female Takeshi when?

>>9892107
man this page is hilarious. Because by that same logic asses are nothing more than primitive boobs and boobs are what seperate man from common beast.
just gimme big both pls.

>>9892118
Mumei because collab soon. Speaking of which, refer to >>9891245. Is Mumei for pissing too?

>>9892118
I want for the cute nephilim to abuse me and kronii

>>9892188
People have already written plenty about Mumei. But hopefully the collab generates some new fetishes.

>>9892242
>Is Mumei for pissing too?
only as form of humiliation after she pulled role reversal on you and raped you into a husk

>>9891991
>not has been through thousands but yours is the only one that satisfies her

>>9892118
Whoever Kronii interacts with next

>>9892250
This, content of the stream is just as important as who its with

Mumei is for soft teasing and making up for it with sensual love making

>>9892218
yes I like my girls thick and meaty as well. Anyway, I recommend you to read that manga is Prison School, pretty funny over all.

>>9892218
shape>size

What are your expectations on today stream, apparently the game is about solving puzzles while talking to each other (Kinda like keep talking and nobody explodes)

>>9892535
miscommunication and autism, copious amount of autism

sex

>>9891531
>>9891562
>You kneel before the summoning circle etched on your apartment floor, the ritual dagger just above your vein.
>Your first project, the Kronii-Tulpa was beside you, holding a clay flask that contained your precious life juices.
>The Tulpa some would consider a failure, but to be honest you've grown fond of her. She wasn't the Kronii you wanted, but she was cute in her own way.
>Still however, your hunger for the occult arts have been awakened. You've decided the next step was the summoning of a succubus, you've learned your lesson and thus have taken the appropriate measures.
>You are garbed in a long flowing robe dyed in azure blue, you clench your jaw as you slice your wrist diagonally.
>The droplets of blood fall into the flask, mixing with your semen. The tulpa picks up the pestle and mixes the contents together.
>You start incanting the words, a poem that was inscribed in ancient Babylon when the night wept blood and the winds were blown by demons.
>You feel power welling in you, a portion of your essence was to be scarified. The lights of your apartment dim.
>The salt that comprised the circle was blown by a mysterious wind, swirling together like a maelstrom, a dark shadow coalescing in the middle of this whirlwind.
>Shadow and salt combine to form a vague humanoid form, the mirage turning more solid and malleable until lo and behold you are in awe at the figure before you.
>She had black leathery wings attached to her back, her eyes an unnatural turquoise blue.
>She looked exactly like your oshi, except she looked fatter and meatier, all in the right places.
>She was completely naked, her skin shining like bronze.
>Great horns erupted from her temples, shaped like those of a ram. She had ears that were pointed like knives.
>"Mortal, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Her voice was perfect, it had the deep and rich honey tone that Kronii was known for.
>You quickly finish your poem, you know that to do anything else would invite disaster.
>The great demoness frowns, it appeared her hopes of tricking you was dashed as a glowing mystical tattoo started to burn itself unto the skin above her womb.
>"Tsk, another aspiring sorcerer." She squeeze's the fatty area where her brand was imprinted on.
>"Demon, thoust now belong to me." You say with grandiose gusto.
>You were getting good at this.
>"What is thy command master." She says sardonically in exasperation.
>"Sex." You weren't gonna be subtle.
>Her ears perk up a bit at the word, she rolls her eyes. This was to be expected.
>Her leather wings retract into her spine, she lies on her back, legs raised and spread far apart, her snatch exposed waiting for you.
>You disrobe, you needed to test out your new familiar.
>She has a thin strip of blue pubic hair above her most precious treasure.
>You notice that she didn't seem to be getting wet at all, much to your confusion.
>"You don't seem to be enthusiastic." You comment as you spit into your hand.
>"A succubus is bound to the life force of their master, excuse me if I'm not giddy with excitement at being a mere slave to ah-" Her words die in her throat as you insert your fingers into her pussy, rubbing the insides to ensure she was excited enough.
>She gave out a little yelp, unprepared by your sudden attack.
>The tulpa was sitting there, head tilting as if it was learning from the experience.
>You can now feel the wetness in your fingers, she was cumming out her juices, the succubus pussy was lubricated enough.
>You did not give her a moment of respite as you inserted your great shaft in, commencing the thrust almost immediately.
>"Ah! Ah! Fuck!" The succubus cries out in heated ecstasy, you're holding her head down by grabbing unto her horns. Her strong and fatty legs entwined around your trunk.
>You cum almost immediately, you couldn't even fight it. It felt like a great mystical force in her cunt was drawing it out. Your body was on fire, your heart beating in great exertion.
>You can feel her body shudder in an orgasmic frenzy, inseminating her was the final component. She was bound to you as long as you lived.
>You wouldn't stop, your own brain chemistry seemed to be altered just by having your dick in her. The mystical energies enflaming your libido and lust.
>You wanted to cum in her as much as you can.
>You NEEDED to cum in her until you were dry.
>"Ahhhhhhhh~" She was groaning out dumbly, her eyes blank and cross-eyed and her forked tongue out as she panted like a dog. It seemed your cum was particularly potent and had sent her into blissful catatonia.
>This was going to be the start of a beautiful relationship

MY DICK FELL OFF

>>9892844
tl;dr, you put on your robe and wizard hat

>>9892844
Grammar nit:
Replace
>"Demon, thoust now belong to me." You say with grandiose gusto.
with
>"Demon, thou now belong'st to me." You say with grandiose gusto.

>>9892844
Very very nice goslingbro, I like how is /x/ arc is coming along

So, did kronii ever show up in mori's mc stream? I just need my dose of kronii to make it...

>>9892844
>the tulpa just becomes a casual part of his life
kek

>>9890012
Eat better and workout, I've lost 17 pounds already

>>9893272
Nice work anon! Thats one hell of a thing to be proud of, keep it up for her!

>>9892242
Baelz is the go-to piss girl. Nothing like brutally breaking a brrat's asshole to the point she loses her bladder control - cumming and pissing all at once, reverse nelson-style. Plus defiling her council leader status is the icing on the degeneracy sundae.

>>9892882
>You put on your robe and wizard hat
>You whisper the six incantations that you have carefully memorized and practiced for months
>But you fumble the last one, and the circle doesn't glow like it was supposed to
>This is just what happens when you try to say something in a language you don't understand
>You get up to restart the ritual and try again; you brought plenty of backup supplies
>However, as you're in the process of lighting the candles, the circle starts glowing
>An amazing light fills the room
>And out steps a girl
>Did it work? Did the succubus ritual work?
>"HIRyS! Where am I?"
>Hmm. Petite chest, fat ass... not quite what you were looking for, but it'll do
>You begin to wave your wand in order to perform the control ritual
>But no matter how hard you try, it doesn't work
>You end up looking like an autistic retard in front of this very confused girl
>"Are you... okay?"
>You grumble, throw up your hands in the air and go back to your computer. Maybe /x/ has an answer.

>>9892535
Lots of awkward silence and attempts at conversation starters. Mumei having a giggle fit from something that Kronii said. It'll be very cute.

>>9891991
>succubus
>virgin
dude...

ayy cute

>>9893925
>Kronii being forced to work as IRyS's maid by Ina
>IRyS is just very happy to have someone to talk to

>>9893925
and funny

>fauna supports the idea of Kronii in a maid outfit
>wants all of council in maid outfits
>just likes maid outfits

I knew I liked this deer for a reason

Loving vanilla sex with IRyS with plenty of cuddling and handholding!

>>9894014
>(You) are the young master of the mansion
>All the council are your maids
Would watch that anime

>>9893925
Love the dorks

>>9893925
>Kronii tickles IRyS's breasts with the duster through her outfit
>suddenly IRyS collapses to the ground, shaking and moaning, small puddle forming under her
>awkward silence ensues

>>9894273
https://files.catbox.moe/pl9gtc.mp3

>>9894356
brilliant

>>9890511
>Implying
I've been an IRyStocrat since day 1 and IRyS, Ina, and Kronii are my absolute favorite ENs
That entire impromptu collab shenanigans was a dream

>>9894113
They have all the archetypes too
>Sana, the carefree foreigner maid
>Kronii, the stern tsundere maid
>Fauna, the motherly yamato nadeshiko yandere maid
>Baelz, the genki troublemaker maid
>Mumei, forgotten ditzy childhood friend maid

Filling IRyS's womb with hope!

>>9894273
>IRyS' nipples poking through the fabric

>>9894820
does Kronii double as the loyal but autistic kuudere maid?

>>9894913
Yes

>>9894913
I can see her flipping between kuudere and tsundere, depending on the circumstance. As for loyal, she comes off as the type that only gets involved if it benefits her in the end so she'll dip the moment things go to shit.

>>9894824
IRyS filling your life with hope by giving you many, many children!

>>9895553
Haven't seen this in a while, I miss a good paizuri post

Council's already getting represented in this kinda big group art, with Irys in tow.

my legs hurt...

Mumei in minecraft and probably massacring more animals.

>>9895653
>Mumei is an owl instead of a duck
>Bae is a rat
nice touch

>>9895758
Gura is a catshark, Ina is an actual octopus, and I think pic related is Astel.

>>9895888
You're correct, Aruran is the pizza as well.

>>9895653
>Auran is just pizza
My sides

>>9894913
>"The bath is ready, master."
>"Do you want to help me wash my back?"
>Kronii glances at you with a smug grin
>"I think you are old enough to do it by yourself" she says
>You stand up with direction to the bathroom, but before you cross the door you stop.
>"I think you are just making excuses, I know that you could not behave if you see my naked body"
>Before you can hear her answer you sprint out of the room.
>Kronii just covers her mouth, biting her lip and trying to hide her embarrassment as the idea of her and her beloved master sharing the bath completely naked crosses her mind.

>>9896052
CUTE

https://twitter.com/Seventh_Sugune/status/1438596633831215131?s=19

>Someone in Fauna's chat told her to use Kronii's maid service.
Kronii's getting a rep she doesn't want.

>>9888790
Casual bus Kronii>goddess of time kronii. Hope she gets an outfit like this as her number 2.

>>9896827
>Kronii’s Cleaning Services
>”Maid Up for Lost Time!”

>>9896974
Thats pretty good

sex

>>9896974
That's a good one

>>9895653
>Even included the graduated like Kaoru, Kira, Suzaku, Coco and Aloe
>Don't see the China branch
Sadness.

>>9897151
Kaoru, Kira, Suzaku, Coco, and Aloe graduated. The bugs were fired. There's a difference.

>>9897151
look upright

>>9897188
It wasn't their fault.

>>9897222
That's even more sad

>>9895653
Why is Gura ignoring the wet pizza tho?

I have zero creativity, even less than Kronii and I sorta want to buy minecraft For the Switch

Why is there no waiting room for the Kronii/Mumei Collab yet? Normally she had one atleast around 16hours before the stream.

>>9897609
She's probably still alseep.

>>9897609
They forgor

Do you think council will announce their memberships when they next collab this week? Or do you think Kronii will announce her membership opening before then?

>>9897660
I actually do wonder what kronii would do if she overslept for her own stream

>>9898058
Probably panic, keep thinking how much she fucked up and be in a shit mood for like a week at least.

>>9898058
Omega would probably have her ass on a platter since Kronii had 3 days off this week to unfuck her sleep schedule and spent one of them playing minecraft all day.
She'd be depressed, but the Kronies would give her unconditional support and it would boost her mood.

>>9897994
Really depends on the 'projects' she's working on. They didn't announce Supas at a council meeting IIRC and it was pretty random.
My rrats here is there are two options given Kronii could open membership whenever she wants since the emotes are done.

1. Kronii's going to do it this Friday where it's her next break day.
2. She's waiting for someone else on the council to open memberships first in order to gauge how it goes and make adjustments for her own opening.

>>9898058
Mumei starts the stream on her channel instead and we get something like this.
https://youtu.be/luudY9jRR08?t=55

>>9898372
Morning, sleepy voice Kronii would probably result in my cock launching into the stratosphere and me dieing of bloodloss

Kronii normally wakes up in at around 3pm her time I thought. Or has her sleep schedule been creeping forward more and more?

>>9898457
My entire being would spontaneously combust from how fast blood has just pumped through my body.

>>9898550
>Wakes up without seeing the sun rise
She really is me

https://twitter.com/gorgenzolla/status/1438592424713101313?s=20

Mumei just visited Fauna in MC right? She'll probably going to wake the sleepy clock

>>9889545
Don't worry about it fellow thread maker, we had some minor wires crossed, but looking back, it's still a very good thing since it shows you're on top of things as well so if something happens, you'd be there to make threads and keep things running smoothly.
If anything this is just our version of scuff the iron out and it's not like it's a big problem. This is a team effort, not a race.

Are we gonna get raided by whomans?

>>9898899
She popped in for a bit and left a while back. I'm sure she, Omega and whoever else is in management are trying to figure out a way to wake Kronii up.

>>9897561
Don't recommend it. Performance is meh and character skins/texture packs suck ass on top of being a seperate purchase. Logging into your Microsoft account is a hassle for online play too. If you only plan to make mudhuts, wait for a sale because its not worth the full price. You get more customization and freedom with the Java PC version.

>>9899031
But anon... We're already here.

>>9899080
plz Kronii wake up

>>9899037
Kronii has an hour and 10 minutes, I'm sure she will be up soon enough

>>9899080
Your oshi is cute

>>9899225
Yours is too!

>>9899080
I am going to lewd your oshi

>>9899563
No lewding before marriage!

>>9899180
Make that less than an hour now. We are currently at code yellow.
If we're 30 minutes before stream and she doesn't say anything, we're at code red.
5 minutes before is code black.

>>9899765
Im sure she has just forgor:skull: haha

>Kronii always wanting to hang out with Mumei and says it multiple times in her streams and asks in Mumei's chat
>Finally gets to collab with her
>Kronii oversleeps and misses it
Not like this...

how long after code black do we get code: slept through it like ina?

>>9899689
I will lewd your oshi

>>9899951
15 minutes, then we're at Code she's abandoned us, freak out and punch people.

Wisdom of civilization:
>Not every pee time is poop time. But every poop time is pee time.

>>9900029
What the fuck?

>>9900029
Nothing will ruin your day more than pooping before peeing. Always pee first.

What if Kronii never wakes up?

>>9899946
>Kronii was researching about the game all night and morning
>Fell asleep at 9 am and misses the stream

>>9900060
aka mori and rushia asking them to bring kronii back

>>9900029
This is like..
Holy shit is TRUE

>>9899067
>character skins/texture packs suck ass on top of being a seperate purchase.
What the fuck? Really? Why would they do that?
I don't care for skins and would prefer to play with the default settings though.
I'd buy the physical version

>>9900029
underrated post

IF KRONII DOSENT FUCKING WAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW AND MAKE A FUN STREAM FOR MUMEI I WILL LITEREALY BECOME AN ANTI AND NEVER FORGIVE THE KRONIIGGER

>>9899067
Also, I need to make a microsoft account to play online? The fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Clock doko?

I don't want to tweet.
Someone @ her with #WakeUpKronii

>>9900185
I want Kronii to sing this now

>>9900185
Kronii if You are here make a reference to this song

>>9900029
T-Thanks Mumei...

>>9899986
You better not, pal.

>>9900185
If Kronii ever sang this or any other 00's emoshit song I would kneel to the earths core

>>9900298
ideas for a mumei lewd?

>>9900185
I want a Kronii and Mumei duet of this

>>9900054
You'd want to avoid having a yellowed Poseidon's kiss. Poop first, then pee.

>>9900054
I can't pee before pooping. It's like the poop blocks the pee. Once I've pooped it comes out all at once though.

>>9900298
I have two sides:
>Cute birb
>unrestrained rapist

>>9900346
You are a real one

>>9900334
Reverse rape

>>9900352
I know it's hard. But if you manage to do it, you'll never want to go back. Trust me.

>>9900334
Reverse snuff.

>>9900360
>spoiler
Only with her husband though!

>>9900054
Enjoy your pee splash lol

>>9900360
Since when the owl is a rapist?

>>9900506
You're getting a splash no matter what. If you don't have the skill to wipe it off it's over for you.

>>9900527
Mumei Luthor would use her retard act to make you lower your guard and lure you into being alone with her. Then strip naked and force you to have sex with her. She would threaten you to scream and frame you for sexual assault if you refuse. Mumei would record the whole sex with her multiple hidden cameras and then blackmail you into having sex with her whenever she wants.

>>9900331
mumei is more likely to sing it

jwu, doing my archive reps
>>9873766
look, after the fauna NTR thing i promised i wouldn't do hard NTR anymore
>>9875445
yes, i am
>>9876262
UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9900108
Why else? Microsoft raking in money from kiddies without PCs with le epic gamer skins.
>>9900168
The MS acquisition has led up to this. Even the Java version needs an MS account to play now and it's a hassle to connect sometimes on the Switch. If you stick to offline, you'll be fine tho.

>>9900692
Watching her minecraft stream with Fauna she isn't Lex Luthor, she relies on dumb luck and coincidence.
Like when Fauna tried to burn her alive with Lava, she lit everything else on fire but Mumei

>>9900571
Don't you guys own bidets?

>>9900834
That's just what she wants you to think.

>>9900834
there is no such thing as a coincidence

>>9900776
>Online
I wouldn't even know what to do online or where to go.

>>9900571
>wipe it off
Just wash your ass?

>>9900834
Fool! That is exactly what she wants you to think! Do you really believe she'd risk her life without being 100% sure things will go exactly as she has planned? She's playing you like a fiddle.

Attention /∞/, we are officially at Code Red, I repeat, we are officially at Code Red.
Observation teams, continue to monitor Kronii's youtube and twitter channels for any updates.

>>9900834
If you believe that it means her plan was successful.

Kronii doko?

>>9900834
That shit was cash. Karma bit nature right in the ass.

>>9900996
Bullying and teasing Kronii for being later to her collab stream!
Taking it too far and making her cry!
Feel sad but aroused at Kronii's sobbing!

Ok, which one of me fucked Kronii too hard that she's out cold longer than usual?

Imagine oversleeping and missing a stream in the first month of your career

>>9900996
I think she just liked some art on twitter

>>9901069
lmao. gonna get fired in the first month. It's so over

>>9901061
It was me, sorry.

>>9901084
She did, good eye there anon

>>9901119
I think it's related to the game, she should use it for the thumbnail, I think we good

Bad news everyone, Kronii is currently experiencing severe morning sickness haha sorry about that I should have used condoms haha.

>>9901119
...so who's gonna host stream?

Hopefully this collab is fun, the Mumei autism with the clock's deadpan will be something to behold.

>>9901180
Kronii, it says on Mumei's schedule

>>9901021
Under Mumei's desk

>20 mins left
It's over...

>>9901443
Stream Caesura of Despair to get stream up

How was your workday, Ourobros?

>>9901589
Not bad, went by surprisingly quick but I put that down to looking forward to a Kronii stream

>>9890084
FOR FREE

>>9901589
Interview in a few hours let's gooooooo

Imagine Kronii berating herself for messing up the stream schedule. She's gonna be in low spirits even if the stream does go live

>>9901675
She woke up we good

>>9900947
this Lex Luthor shit, it feels like the "trust the plan" shit kek

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1438634662151159810
SHE'S AWAKE

>>9901549

What is this?

>delay was probably because she couldn't get permission from the artist

>>9901675
>"I'm really a dreadful warden aren't I?"
>"Warden of time can't even wake up in time"
>"Sorry, I don't think I deserve any praise today"
If she is in low spirits I'm gonna start feeling the need to save again...

https://youtu.be/IlLbvqyH_Zk

>>9901754
You don't need permission from any artist that puts their shit in the tag.

>>9901589
What is this?

Ignore last what is this post kek

>>9901699
Two more weeks and we'll see Mumei's true colours. For real this time. Trust the plan. ~Q

Stream up LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9901589
Ahh, another day of working from home and doing barely any work and using my free time to jack off and do chores.
Time to rake in my $2000 paycheck tomorrow and wait 2 more weeks to rinse and repeat.

>>9900054
This is so bad advice it literally spawned the creation of rage comics

>>9901589
Work? Hahahahahahahaha
hahaha...

>>9901906
Explain

>>9901922
beware of the splash

>>9901589
Pretty good, I sat on my ass and made about 200 bucks.

>>9901761
>Mumei asks Kronii a question
>"I guess... I mean, I don't know... siiiiigh"
>Awkward silence
>"IM A PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE MYSELF LETS GOOOOOOOOO"

>>9901804
LockOut-TagOut. Cuts electrical current for the safety of dudes working on the other end of the locked out circuit breakers.

So predictions. Who will be left behind?

>>9901903
It's a good feeling.

>>9901589
It went very... neetly. *wink*

Why does Kronii like cold weather so much?

>>9902061
She's an autistic shut in Canadian who hates going outside I guess.

She's just like me!!!

>>9902061
Less sweating.

>>9902061
Bro, she lives in Canada. You have to learn to love it up in that wasteland

>>9902061
she's Canadian, if its hotter than 70F she'll melt

>>9902061
Leaf.

>>9902061
Asian parents don't like turning on the AC and west coast canada has rainforests. Summer is hot and muggy there.

>>9902014
So that means they can't be turned off? Isn't that a bad thing?

>>9902061
Winter's the best, bro
t. canuck

>>9902061
the cold doesn't bother her
anyway

Just came by to drop this off.

>>9902295
Cease

>>9902061

>>9902266
Winter's fun when your young but gets to be a pain in the ass when you're a property owner and every spring is a roulette of "okay what did the cold irrevocably fuck this time around"

>>9902295
Kronii made this post.

>>9902324
tfw I will never watch ice hockey with either one of them. It fucking hurts.

>>9902295
Okay now this is epic

>>9902295
I don't get it.

>3-6 AM regular streams
Man I really have to stop watching Canuckian holos live...

ENTER

CAM ON KRONY START THE FAKKIN STREEM

>>9902295

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KRONIIS ON DA FAKKIN TELLY

THERE SHE IS!

WE DIDN'T TAKE OUR TIME
STRAIGHT TO LIVE

LETS GOOOOO

>>9902631
WE'RE GOING IN RAW

>Only one perspective
Oh dear.

>Could you talk louder please.
love this maid.

>>9902644

Your oshi sucks at setting up collab

>>9902662
I know nothing about this game, how much will that matter?

>>9902724
She just woke up, pureez ahndastando

AIEEEEEEEEE

>let's do it just a little more
>I want to hear your beautiful voice

does /who/ have any soundbros we can borrow?

>>9902742
A lot, iirc you're in different rooms the entire game and the whole thing is about communicating to solve the puzzles

>>9902724
She woke up 20 minutes ago. Let's see your oshi do that.

>>9902742
They basically have to split up and solve puzzles together using an ingame radio. Not seeing Mumei's POV means we're as lost as Kronii will be.

>>9902724
*cums*

>>9902742
Basically, they'll have to work together while being in completely different rooms, and they have to give each other informations to progress by using a talkie walkie.
Both POV is great since you want to know what the other player is seeing.

>>9902794

I swear Every time Mumei talks I can feel my intelligence dropping rapidly
Is this Lex Luthor's master plan?

looks like we're also getting discord audio instead of in game audio, so we'll hear them both talking even if they dont hear each other.

Mumei and Kronii are getting their panties sopping wet with all this flirting. Savage Discord sex post-stream is inevitable

>>9902887
She also slowly drains the intelligence of anyone she collabs with. All part of the plan.

OMEGA DID YOU FORGET TO TELL THE GIRLS THAT BOTH PERSPECTIVES ARE PREFERABLE FOR THIS GAME?

>>9902794
AHHH I"m shipping

Fuck, they're CUTE.

Orange
Woman
Cute

>game is best viewed through both POVs
>audio is best heard through in-game audio and not over discord
this is scuffed to hell but at least they're cute

>>9903023
But she's an owl anon...

>>9902874
I miss when we had someone making sound files.
Any whoman care to help us out? We'll trade you literature in exchange.

your oshi was never this teetee with my oshi

SHE'S HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV5apmzvwE0&t=74s

>>9902974
See you at the wedding, whomans

did mumei forgot she was playing with someone else

>>9903096
Maybe Kronii isn't into piss play

>>9903161
>did mumei forgot
ye

>>9903161
Sounds like she just completely forgot about the talkie walkie.

>>9903161
>did mumei
Yes

MUMEI FUCKING DIED

SHES GONE

mumei doko?

MUMEI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I shall watch this stream through osmosis ie. playing this in the background as I sleep.

>what the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck. over.

Are they're going to get filtered by the tutorial?

Mumei... doko?

>>9890012
To go to the gym more often and use more plates

S-She disconnected...

What the fuck...

>Every game Kronii plays turns into a horror game
I'm liking this

This was supposed to be cute fluff! Whats happening!!

mumei forgot her own existance. She is dead

This is actually kinda spooky

Is Mumei being quiet on purpose or did she fuck something up?

WHY IS THIS A HORROR GAME NOW.

WHY DID THE SAME THING HAPPEN IN MINECRAFT.

LEX! THIS ISN'T TIME FOR YOUR EVIL SCHEME!

This is some real… well, it's something.

>>9903585
She disconnected from the lobby so they can't communicate via ingame chat. Kronii still hasn't figured out that Mumei isn't in the game anymore

>>9903588
It's Kronii's time-addled dementia acting up again.

WHAT IS GOING ON

Mumei is fucking dead

>>9903627
S...so who is moving the character?

>kronii starts taking her meds
>her owl friend that she calls mumei suddenly vanishes

>>9903549
What game should she turn into a horror game next?

they are retarded...

>why is this suddenly a horror
hirys [/spoiler[

>>9903664
Me

>>9903668
Kek

YOUR MAJESTY

Out of context, it looks like as if Kronii is talking to a deaf person.

>>9903668
not again...

>Londoners kicked mumei out and hijacked the stream

JESUS CHRIST

JEEEESAS MUMEI MY EARS

MY EARS

mumei mic

Please be patient with my autistic pet owl, she's trying her best

>it was not mumei but shapeshifted YandeRyS

mumei holy christ

Ahhhh mumei mic!!!

We even got Jumpscares!

What did I miss clock bros?

Mummers...

>whispers "I'm ready"
AAAAAAAAAAA

HEWWWWWOOO

>>9903664

OOOOH MUMEI AND KRONII WHISPERING INTO MY EARS

Lex Luthor has invested in hearing aids companies

HIrys!

ASMR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9903836
kronii reset time just 4u, you missed nothing bro

LETS GO IMPROMPTU ASMR WE DID IT BROSSSSSSSSSS

Retarded owl and timewarden fuck up their stream so they now have to ASMR for the next hour

>impromptu ASMR

Yeeeeeeeeeees

>Mumei: Im ready...
Oh my god soundbros please

>>9900834
Ah yes, her killing the animals behind Fauna's back and "accidentally" burning her with lava along with the llama and merchant was just coincidence.

Yep, its kino

>>9903861
Should we really tell our guests about the Tulpa project?

Kronii please...

>Kronii only just realized that she needs to talk into the walkie talkie
i don't know how to feel about this

this is my first time watching a we we're here together stream from the start and do people actually get stuck like this at the beginning or our oshis just built different

>>9903965
We should encourage them to make a tulpa of their own, in fact.

>>9904062
They're a bit special (But I haven't watched this game from the beginning either)

>>9901965
how?

>>9904025
>>9904029
Please be patient, she only knows how to play Minecraft

>>9904062
They're retarded but at least their cute. Most people can finish this section without much trouble

>>9904029
Mumei is rapidly draining intelligence by proxy

>>9904084
they already did, it's called lex mumei

Over doesn't sound like a word anymore...

>>9903691
>>9903808

>>9904124

Oh no they're already at babytalk

>>9904062
They're both special. But that's what makes them so good.

Yep, I called it. Kino.

dozo

hi kronii still waiting for that bend over over joke

It's just as I thought. Without someone else around, they're already in an autism spiral. It's incredible.

>conversation devolving into nonsense
Ah, peak kino collab

>>9903960
It's an efficient neuron killer, yes.

>>9904188
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop taking my ADHD medication.

Mumei come over and bend over

>they're really sticking with the over bit
KEK