/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9757518
▼NASA'S ORIGINAL SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPWP2--bP1c

▼Today's streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-r2jb-fmI
Tenma will be playing Hades in 13 hours.

https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou/schedule?seriesID=a9477791-6025-48fa-b7a9-c37639c7f56f
Lia will be playing Genshit Impact in 16 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-AGpdLcC9g
Uruka will be playing Ring Fit Adventure in 18 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFoBhh3u4g
Lia will be using her pdf in shef to teach us how to cook in 20 hours.

NO PANTIES - NO PANTS

I want to cum inside of Pippa

>>9757518
i like pippa and tenma they are both cute i think

>it's like the sex of Minecraft
Now that the dust has settled, what did she mean by this?

Guys, not to be a numbersfag but how did my girl Uruka jump ahead of Lia and Pippa? I mean, I love her but Uruka's a pretty unconventional chuuba and she's not that cute.

pippa should start her genshin quest soon too if she wanna meet the event goals I think

>>9757774
she's talented. just be happy about it

>>9757815
true

>>9757780
She better link it it so I can leave a chat message saying "whoa this game looks so cool, installing it ;)" so the underpaid chink intern that checks if she's broadcasting to an empty audience or not playing the game gets to see actual human interaction.

dead thread

We should all dress up as Pippa and have an orgy. It's what she would want.

Amerimutts mad that Genshin absolutely mogged all the games their shitty country put out lately

>>9758919
Remember to screencap your post as to then show it to your chinese overlords in return for mobage scraps!

I bet Pippa is part Chinaman. At least 5% of her DNA must be chink.

>>9759067
She has at least 5% after swallowing so many of my loads

t. zhang

I'm incapable of seeing Pippa in a sexual or parasocial way. How do you guys delude yourselves into it?

>>9759157
I thought that Sax was a pole tho? Is he actually a chinamen?

>>9759191
We aren't gay, simple as

>>9759067
>Plays a dozen chinese mobile games and can't drive
She's almost fully bugman. She probably wakes up everyone in whatever overcrowded hellhole she "lives" in, to the tune of the chink anthem.

>>9759256
Don't forget the 'supports Artia' part.

>>9759191
Same, anon. I don't want to have sex with her or be her boyfriend. I just want to hug her and maybe be her friend. She needs friends. Simple as.

>>9759304
I would hug pippa and be her friend but I will also funpost about painting her tonsils the colour of my cum

>>9759304
Samefagging to say that I do the same thing as >>9759380. sorry pippers, it's too fun.

I love this smug ear-rat so goddamn much. I want to feed her electric cords and watch as she wriggles with glee when the electric shock kicks in. I want to hug her tight while she has panic attacks over needing to interact with two or more of her gen mates. I want to hold her face gently and cover her face with kisses while she rambles on about chemtrails making the trashbears gay. I want to make sweet love to her while blasting a deep-fried vaporwave remix of Ram Ranch.

>>9757774
>she's not that cute.
What the conksucking fuck are you talking about? Trashbear is mega adorable.

Chubby Pippa…….

I want to have nonconsensual hugs with Pippa.

I don't know about you guys. But I think I'm in love with Kevin.

>>9760926
I... I think I'm in love with z**
He seems like such a cute autismo, probably so goddamn submissive in bed too
Probably wouldn't even know why it feels so good in his ass as I pound him from behind and play-bite his neck like in his furry pornos

>>9757774
The only thing that might filter people is her deep voice. Everything else about her is super cute. The way she is sheltered and doesn't know many common things, the way she cringes when it comes to moe stuff, the way she is struggling with computer games.. Aah, Uruka LOVE!

>>9762312
I'm not a fan of her general streams, voice is definitely a filter for me. Her signing is great though.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1437716675638538248?s=21
Pippa schedule for the week

>>9762974
We've won, butterchads

who do you guys think would be the nicest member to hug. personally i think tenma would be the softest, but I think uruka's awkwardness would kinda make it feel special

>>9762974
Pippa will read the Chris Chan hearings so I wont have to. God bless this rabbit.

>>9762974
I don't get it, she preached that it's not okay to make fun of mentally ill people and yet she constantly mentions Chris Chan during her streams.

>>9763178
I think Iori smells really good. I want to fill my lungs with her deerotic fragrance.

>>9763178
I want to hug Tenma and make her feet leave the ground

>>9763698

Cwc is a lolcow. Lolcows are not people.

>Pippa spoke German at the beginning of the unity collab
Looks like the Aryan rrat might have some traction after all!

>>9763178
hugging Pippa would probably be the most intense. I imagine she would be like one of those dogs that had been mistreated by their owners to the point they are really apprehensive to human touch so you have to approach carefully and even expect some punch or something in resistance before she actually let herself be hugged

>>9765741
>he missed the duolingo stream where one of the options was deutsch, therefore confirming she doesn't speak it

>>9765945
Why would you learn the language you already know? )))

>>9765846
I can imagine she'd eventually just give in, cry and hug you back or alternatively keep kicking, screaming and biting you until she passes out in your arms

>>9765846
>>9766350
God I want to adopt Pippa so badly

>>9765741
>he doesn't know
anyways, here's a completely unrelated image

just saw that tenma rescheduled her unarchived karaoke to start at the same time as her kingdom hearts stream tomorow, i wonder which will get moved.

>>9757518
>ankle bracelets switch legs
sorcery

>>9765945
Obviously a misdirection, grow up!

>>9767340
I wonder which is prerecorded Pippa.

https://youtu.be/xeJNLHFoI5Q

Wdsmbt

>>9767550
You might assume from context that Pippa turned around but she actually pivoted along several key axes.

>>9768417
this

Why is she so perfect, bros?

>>9768417
Based Pipphysics

>ding
>Pips vaguetweet
What did you people do this time?

>>9769715
how is a poll about client eastwood and john wayne a vaguetweet

>>9770033
>client eastwood and john wayne
what's the redpill answer to this?

>>9772160
I like both and they're both based af but Clint Eastwood edges out imo.

Can we revive the thread? What happened to the cuckposters?

>>9773703
They got into zuck's DMs and are engaging in hot erotic roleplay with him as we speak. They're planning for an IRL offpako right now.

>>9773703
no

>>9773822
Will Pippa be watching in the corner?

>>9773703
>they cuckpost
>they get banned
>anon wants them back
>the three day times out
>repeat

>>9773870
No, she'll be stuck in her room hearing and feeling the vibrations next door angrily schlicking

>>9773934
Will she go in and secretly lick up all of the semen from the floor afterwards, wishing that it was for her?

>>9773991
We already have a dedicated spunk licker and coom huffer, not even the cum vapours will be left by the time we're done.
Sorry Pippa, there's just no room for you here.

>>9774035
You're just jealous that the anons don't want to fuck your bussy as much as they do Zuck, Kevin.

>>9774069
Then she'll just go and cannibalize the spunk licker and coom huffer. She needs the coom contained in their stomachs..

shootin innawoods with Pippa!

I want to commit terrible crimes against humanity with Pippa

>>9757518
▼Divegrass News
We're in need of a intro song and a goal horn. https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/ Here's /vt/'s for example if your scroll down and look at Team Music. Manager-san hates King so Uruka's and Michiru's covers are off the table.

Currently leaning towards https://youtu.be/uBW1E87wgCw?t=10500 being our goal horn since I think it works better there than as an anthem. Cringe Song and Nasa's original song were also brought up as potential anthems.

Also in need of stadium banners. So come up with some ideas.

>>9774069
>dedicated cum janny

>>9775369
Get /clg/ to contribute one why are we pulling all the weight you cuck

>>9776081
Manager-san is from /clg/. /clg/ did the logo, managing, aesthetics, tactics, will be doing some of the banners. We've done fuck all but fill up the team.

picklepa

>>9776141
I've already contributed to tactics half a dozen threads ago.
>their choice of tactics are trash, 8-1-1 is the real macho tactic.

>>9775369
reposting my lazy banner suggestion
I have no idea how banners are supposed to be, can I see examples?

>>9776512
how about a collage of recognizable features
>michiru forehead
>pippa meds
>lia's lias
>iori having sex
>uruka driving a tank on an empty road
>tenma strawberry vodka
>nasa's recognizable feature, whatever that is

>>9776512
Banners are on top I think. Billboards on the bottom. I'll try and get the exact dimensions needed.

>>9776604
maybe I'm autistic but if we go with object it should all be objects. same for bodyparts
>nasa horns
>iori badonkers like lia or deer tail from the model sheet
>uruka tummy or musical note ear
>pippa feet (slippers)
>Tenma ears? idk

>>9776871
so banners are just text?
how about >pippa chan general
with the memearrow and all

>>9777263
Looks like they're generally text heavy.

>>9777595
I see, well then some memes come to mind
<Respect
<castle doctrine
<also maybe pic related
that's all I got for now

a banner with the pippa-chu medallion

i wanted to be friends with pippa :'(

Shef Banner?
what about one thats just the Tenma "Man..." meme

>>9777595
How about
>I want Pippa to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet

>>9778478
me too :(

>>9778478
>>9779025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYdkFArtQ

>>9779173
2 minutes and 10 seconds of straight fax no printer

>>9779173
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pippa wants your movie choice an-nons, true grit or true grit?
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgwYugBajpOqF1rxONl4AaABCQ

>>9779611
>Hathaway vs (((Coen)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahW68dGLd-A

>>9779173
Shut the FUCK up, Pippa. We're friends and I love you. I don't give a shit what you have to say about it. Just let me know when you're ready to stop being a pippussy-ass bitch about it and you can come over and play PS2.

>>9780303
>friends with pippa
>coming over
anon even if you were friends with her she would barely have the mental energy to send you a 'hey' over discord. leaving the house is out of the question.

>>9779611
Wolf Warrior 3 for moar Kevin's ads love

>>9780396
This is where you barge in her house uninvited and get shot in the chest for the ultimate castle doctrine experience.
You can use a BaB sale to lure her out

>>9780396
>Tell her you bought fast food
>As soon as you send the message, you feel an autistic entity behind you
>Power goes out
>You breathe in and FEEL THE SMELL
>Start vomiting as she grabs the bag, heads to one of the room's corners and starts munching

>>9780615
One of the most realistic takes I've seen in /pcg/ yet.

>>9780615
Don't do it bros
Don't conceptualize the smell

>>9780615
she's tiny, i doubt she's gluttonous or even smells that bad at her worst
I wanna pick her up and throw her around for fun while she screams "no NO NO NO NO NO" like in the forbidden clips, it was stupid cute.

>>9781238
Smells like a medical garbage container but she tried to use some deodorant and perfume to hide it to no avail, so you think she doesn't smell that bad but then it hits you.

>>9780286
what a talented trashbear

kek
https://twitter.com/vt_takes/status/1437872887679967233

>>9782420
Is /vt/ takes just here or something why the fuck are we on there so often?

>>9782799
I think people here submit them

>>9782864
Well they get accepted way to long often

>>9782799
/vt/takes is trying to groom Pippa by getting her to interact with his tweets. it's his master plan.

>>9782935
That’s a good idea I should start doing that

Don't let Lia down, Leaguemates! Show up for her twitch stream!

how much money do i have to give pippa for a twitter follow

>>9783237
I would also like to know the answer to this question.

>>9783237
>>9783267
>using Twitter
ngmi

>>9783311
>not interacting with your oshi on twitter
ngmi

>>9783421
>having an oshi
ngmi

Lia likers
https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou

https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
Lia live!

>>9783543
>meme impact

sorry, id like to support her but this one is a no no

>>9783609
stop typing
start liking

I hate twitch and I'm not using that website even to support Lia. Pippa dumb for wanting it so bad.

>>9784009
sounds like a fake lia liker

>>9784075
Then Lia and Pippa bad and unoshi'd

i have no interest in genshin but I'll keep the tab open in the background for Lia.

i may not typically watch lia but i will have her twitch stream on in the background to give her noombers. phase connect love

>>9755428
https://files.catbox.moe/zgf4x5.mp3

>>9785098
Good job an-non it’s pretty good

UnluckyCat started the stream by bonking that regular Kap and he hasn’t talked since. Kapbro…

>>9784009
Ogey, retard.

What's up with the sudden flood of new people who just joined the NotPippa discord?

>>9785480
Looks like Lumi doxxed her. Those are Lumi regulars and our divegrass manager

>>9785723
So she doxed a fellow corpo chuuba to her regular viewers somewhere? what the fuck?

This is genuinely really fucking weird.
>'he knows'
This is some weird ass shit. What the fuck is going on? Does Lumi have a private server or something where she doxes corpo chuubas? I need answers

>>9785723
what are you on about schizo

>>9785723
true one of the just joined is literally lumi herself

>>9786131

>>9786206
Is this the phase connect community discord that gets posted here?

>>9786131
Lumi herself and a bunch of her regulars just happened to join the discord within minutes of each other.

>>9786242
No. We're talking about Pippa's roommate discord.

>>9786311
so is pippa mexican can we confirm

>>9786311
i want to join too!

The world would be an exponentially better place if all Vtubers were universally banned from Discord

>>9786431
Go to NotPippa's Twitter and scroll to the tweets from August 21st 2021.

>>9786431
discord.gg/PhaseConnect

>>9786485
I have no idea what twitter is that i just joined this general 2 or 3 days ago

>>9786543
I am so sorry for your loss, anonchama.

>>9786286
unrelated but since I can't complain anywhere else, why the fuck is that pokemon bot on everychannel holy shit pippa is like you designed the whole cord to filter everyone so its just a live alert bot

>>9786543
>I have no idea what twitter is
You're extremely fortunate.

>>9786443
>Schizo bear grooms her paypigs into joining a private discord
>Now this shit
It never stops doesn't it?

So do we think that Lumi genuinely doxxed Pippa's roommate account to her regular viewers? From the amount of joins in that very short period of time, it seems like she posted an invite link in a chat somewhere. And do we think that Pippa is okay with this?

>>9786485
who is notpippa? whats the quick rundown

>>9786676
Wouldn't be surprise if she has another discord that's private now since their hidden channel got exposed.

>>9786838
Roommate. Can't say more here. KiwiFarms reps will help.

>>9786838
Notpippa is what we use to refer to her roommate account

>>9786838
dont listen to these an-nons,>>9786909 >>9786940
heres her account
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRW3qJuYP8aODl7_5TXn_nw

>>9786909
>kiwifarms

>>9786909
>kiwifarms

Forget discord, watch fox
https://youtu.be/0M-r2jb-fmI

Now we're missing the cuckposters and that one faggot that can't stop posting physical locations.

>>9786652
>It never stops doesn't it?
Indeed, and thank you for reminding me. I need to follow up on a similar occurence involving a /here/ chuuba
Here, if you want to see: >>9787097

>>9786648
>is like you designed the whole cord to filter everyone so its just a live alert bot
She hates Discord. What did you expect? She doesn't really want it to be active

Lia just mentioned jellyfish and I got reminded of a certain jellyfish vtuber who never had her debut. What happened to her?

>>9782799
>why /vt/takes posts /pcg/ so frequently
Not merely /pcg/, but Pippa specifically. I think that's enough evidence to confirm /vt/takes is za... just kidding, Pippa herself.

>>9787273
kek

We need NotPippa to make a statement

>>9787204
k, based then

We need anon to take meds

we need more pippa

I wanted to draw Pippa but even doodling her is really annoying

>>9786286
What the fuck? Multiple of these joins just got purged...

>>9787103
>bans harmless sacsposters, doxxfags takeover their vacuum
Missed us yet, Kevin/complainfags?
t. ccukposter

>>9787273
Coward.

>>9787673
thats super cute tho anon

>>9787801
i don't feel Ike drawing all her hair and little pieces sorry

>>9787871
she is cute but yes her hair has so much shit going on it's a pain to draw

>>9787871
its already perfect

>>9787751
Samefagging to say that they weren't purged. The people just... left? What the fuck is this shit

>>9786286
Lumi liker here, Lumi has been trying to collab with Pippa for a while now with no success probably on phase's end, Im guessing someone told her about Notpippa and a way to contact her on her server.

>>9787986
That doesn't explain why a legion of her fans followed her within seconds/minutes.

>>9788002
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

>>9788002
the Lumilegion marches where its Kaisarina goes, clearly

>>9787948
what is the significance of this event? I'm not in that discord

>>9788002
Rrat slaying time. Soemone posted a link in Lumi's discord and Lumi is retarded and she clicked it.

>>9787925
yeah her whole outfit is really detailed but i was fine with that except her hair has precise little pieces and for a doodle it just isn't fun sorry pippa

>>9787986
pippa's been pretty vocal in the past about people she feels are leaches dawg, doubt she'll get far

>>9785480
>>9785723
>>9786123
>>9786131
>>9786145
>>9786206
>>9786286
>>9786311
>>9786485
>>9786543
>>9786648
>>9786676
>>9786847
>>9787354
>>9787751
>>9787948
>>9788002
Why do you faggots keep posting about discord of some chuuba that isn't even from Phase Connect? Take that shit to /wvt/ or make your own thread.

>>9788002
someone likely posted notpippa's server link on her twitch/youtube sub discord and they all stupidly joined

>Hades endurance stream until mom
>6 heat
>>Extreme Measures 3 at 4/10 clears
What the fuck is the fox doing?
Why wouldn't she take the 9' timer, boon purge and some other filler?

>>9788051
fake

>>9788051
Screenshot.

god I hate you discord drama faggots you're worst than high school girls

>>9787210
she got doxxed remember......

>>9787354
On what? Sawcon? How to pronounce kid among us backwards? How to spell ICUP? Be more specific an-non

>>9788046
It implies that Lumi, a corporate VTuber, doxed a chuuba from another company to her fans.

>>9788051
is that cord private? Cant find shit

>>9788233
You need to post a screenshot.

>>9788203
what does this have to do with Pippa or phase connect

>>9788233
you need to sub to her twitch or be a member at youtube and link it in order to join

Milking Lia..

>>9788073
Mass repliers get the rope.

>>9788051
You need to show us a screenshot of this. And regardless, that still doesn't explain why everyone there is acting so coy about it.

>>9788260
>what does this have to do with Pippa
are you genuinely mentally handicapped?

>>9788321
It was necessary to show how much unrelated shit was posted here.

>>9788379
>Unrelated
Neck yourself

>>9788344
What pippa does off the clock is not relevant to phase connect general

>>9788092
The shield is broken, it's ok.

>>9788394
>>9788400

>>9788379
I mean it sort of is related rn

what the fuck does this even mean

>>9788518
it means go take a shower, cant you fucking read

>>9788518
it means you're stinky also post invite if you're gonna spam caps from that discord

I think the main takeaway from this Discord thing is that Zucks now has access to yet another VTuber to cuck us from.

>>9788730
who's zucks theres too much lore and she only debuted like 2 months ago

>>9788730
oh please, i'm sure these luminiggers know exactly what the problem with zax is

>>9788773
Either do your reps with the previous thread button or hang yourself

do you guys see what happens when we stop horny posting? we get all this discord shit

>>9788993
Maybe Lumi shouldn't've doxxed Pippa to her fanbase.

>>9788813
niggers making me read

>>9787751
Kek, thank you for the soundpost idea an-non

>>9789106
kek

>>9788773
>t. lazy nigger
Only reps can save you from your well of ignorance, my child

anyway, enough discord posting, Uruka is streaming ringfit

>>9788993
youre 100% right anon, time to do my part
Every second, every minute, every hour, every day, I dream of sticking my nose directly in-between Pippa's toes, inhaling deeply and savoring the scent while masturbating furiously. I want to clean Pippa's un-showered tootsies, first I will meticulously clean her soles with rhythmic licking before suckling on her toes, lapping up the very essence of her feet that has gathered between them. Pippa......I want to fuck your feet.

>>9789432
https://youtu.be/j-AGpdLcC9g

How will the bear survive she just eats cereal with water.

>>9789454
Finally something normal, feels good to be back on track

>>9789432
Finally. It's time to manifest destiny

>>9789486
>sweaty bear
Finally, a smell to imagine

>>9778478
Get in line, groomer

>>9789331
im 10 threads deep now nigger is notpippa just pippas alt?

>>9759256
Chinks are alright some times.

Dream schizos. What are you doing?

why does /pcg/ never talk about tenma...

>>9789962
we talk about tenma all the time, the schizos just over take most of the discussion

>>9788993
I want Pippa to tie me up under her desk and force me to massage, kiss and lick her feet for hours while she streams and plays vidya. I want to be Pippa's foot slave!

>>9789962
Hades is boring and Isaac is only fun to talk about in the moment. The only reason Pippa is talked about so much is because she's /here/ and all the faggots here can't help themselves knowing a LITERAL WOMAN is reading.

>>9789962
Tenma has her discord and twitter echo chamber so her fans are there being groomed by her.

>>9790041
wait i thought it was fan who groom vtuber not other way around?

>>9789734
>he's still asking for help with reps
Wipe your own ass, for god's sake

>>9790037
>LITERAL WOMAN
Women don’t exist anon please take your meds

>>9790167
tenma is just that powerful

kek

>>9788417
Stop being a backseating faggot.

>>9790393
Shut up and actually kill yourself Unlucky Cat

>>9790236
this is too confusing the more I dig the more IQ I lose. So far I've learned that zac has seemingly fucked every vtuber, pippa is notpippa, kevin is a person, pippa doxxed herself, nigger cock and balls It's all so tiresome

>>9790527
It's just mindless shitposting at this point, just report it and move on.

>>9790527
You’re just getting started anon keep going

>>9790527
you're forgetting pippa's perfect porcelain pleasure piggies

>>9790527
>>9790638
Don't do it anon. Don't dig too deep.

>>9790527
have you gotten to the kiwis yet?

>>9790715
DO IT! DON’T LISTEN TO HIM KEEP DIGGING! YOU MUST FIND THE TRUTH!

I only have surface level forbidden knowledge. I've decided that all I need to know is I love Pippa even if she's never gonna know me.

>>9791084
based

uruka's disgust at feet only makes me want to cum on her toes all that much more

>>9790527
Kek. The ansers are buried in a sea of shitpost. use the search function. And also try the forbidden site >>9786909

Hi Bonk!

>>9792250
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Bonk how old are you?

>>9792556
12

>>9792621
You’re older than I thought Bonk

>>9793020
thanks I'm mature for my age

>>9793133
I think you mean immature you fucking retard

>>9793314
you don't have to be mean anon

>>9793508
Sorry anon I didn’t mean that. You want a hug?

>Uruka is making sex noises and talking about her sweat, also confirmed long hair
>Thread is nonstop discord talk and pippa posting
I wish I could kill every single one of you.

>>9793791
all is forgiven anon

>>9793889
i'd be here posting but im too busy in her stream being horny

>>9793889
Why don’t you be the change you want to see then?

17 MINUTES AND SHE STILL HASNT BEAT THE BOSS

Is it just me or is Uruka’s neck look pretty thin?

>>9794065
by ending us all like he said I hope

>>9794499
All vtubers have Pez dispenser necks. Nasa's looks a lot worse to me.

oh my fucking god

>>9794605
I know the neck has to be long in order for the rig to work but do they really need to be that thin?

Uruka's expressions were changing so fast..

I really love Uruka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Uruka.

>>9795324
This but with zuck. He’s so dreamy bros…

3 hours in and Tenma is only 5/10 wins. Oh boy this is going to be a long one.

>>9790393
Why are you screenshotting yourself?

Go brush your teeth, anon. You have no idea how bad it actually smells, and if you ever want a chance at being happy, you need to take care of yourself.

uruka is taking her shirt off, holy fuck guys i cant hold it in

>Tenma and uruka streaming
>thread still full of faggot burgers cuckposting about the niggerrabbit

It’s been at least a month you niggers need some fresh shitposting material, also kindly fuck off as my wife is streaming and is extremely cute.

These bear noises are even better than I expected. Imagine the smell of her almost certainly unshaved sweaty bear bush.

>>9795636
I brush my teeth right before I go to bed anon and I’m not in bed yet so fuck off

>>9795821
I wish to distill, bottle, and consume this smell

The bear is dying, someone send help!

>>9788073
All me btw

Tenma just held me closely to her chest while whispering at me, we’re basically dating. Later losers.

My quads are done.

>>9795817
I can tolerate the unending Pippa spam but this time it's not even about her. Shit's retarded.

>>9796356
Happy for you, anon. Now take off your shirt and train to become a sweaty macho husband for Tenma. Follow Uruka's example.

>>9795636
After eating Pippa out I promised myself I would never brush my teeth again.

>>9797110
Business as usual then?

If you're gonna horny post then horny post about this bear.

Sweaty out of breath Uruka.. I was expecting her to be more self-restraint with the sounds she was making, my body wasn't ready.

>>9797632
Where are her tits?

>>9797632
that's not the yellow wife of my dreams

>>9798024
It's an old art piece from before she was able to take off the jacket.

bros I love Tenma, how can there be someone so based

>>9798514
why did the artist choose that skintone though?

>>9795440
Beat me to it. Dammit. He's yours but only for tonight.

>>9798648
iirc this question was never answered

>>9797632
Uruka is not flat tho.

>>9798833
Are you unable to read?>>9798514

>>9798947
I read it after posting that. But thanks for the (You).

>>9798724
Thanks anon :) I’ll make the most of it

>I like Artemis
OH NONONONONO KANPAINIKI NOT LIKE THIS

https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4

>>9800044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA

>>9800044
This is what Uruka constantly sounds like around me

Uruka's switch shows someone named Kuma, who is that?

>>9800044
https://youtu.be/pIDcaoINwMg

>>9800044 (checked)
H-hot

>>9800652
This is Kuma. Guessing it's her personal account.

Gentlemen my sexy, retarded, toxic wife is about to teach us the wonders of phase world cooking. Stream starting in 10 minutes.

i want to give this wet smelly bear a bath with my tongue

>>9800779
https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentResourcefulRabbitTakeNRG-E9fmb3xbfimF9k3k

>>9800016
For being friends with Pippers she seems to lack some critical knowledge Pippa may need to bestow upon her

>>9800903
>milking Lia while being milked by Lia

>≪Lessons With Lia≫ Shef Time + Announcement!

Whats the announcement rrat bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFoBhh3u4g
Shef Lia is starting.

> 45 lbs weighted blanket
How do you even was something that weights like 20 kg?

>>9801330
Large surface area.

>>9801330
>>9801379
*wash
Sorry, I'm retarded.

>>9798810
Tans are sexy

>>9801263
announcing me as her fuckbuddy

>>9801442
By hand I guess. It would fucking destroy your washing machine. A normal comforter is kinda scary.

>>9801330
weighted blankets will have a removable cover that can be washed, if the inner portion with the weight gets dirty i guess just spot clean by hand

>>9801096
Lia milking me with her milky milkers.

>>9801701
Ah, cover is removable. Case closed, thanks.

Snickle Likers built different

>Karaoke and Butter
I'm a bit curious as to how that will go.

>>9802378
im imagining her eating a bite from the stick of butter before each song

>>9802378
I hope she gags on the butter

>>9802634
i think thats pretty much a given

>>9802634
Butter is tasty.

>Lia telling her fan to kill himself
Based

>>9803005
yeah when used as an ingredient or condiment, i cant imagine eating it plain by the fucking stick

Telling your fans to kill themselves, seems profitable. I kneel Lia.

>>9800044
I fucked her.

Don't like Lia? Grow up!

>>9803059
>>9803188
>>9803250
Note: don't actually harm yourself. Lia needs simps!

today thread reminded me I had this idea a while ago. pic related

>>9803144
I'm confident you can imagine it. If you really can't you could draw yourself the mental picture by actually doing it.
And your roommates will hate you if you bite into the stick. Cut a slice.

>>9795636
After all the streams where Pippa has told us to get better so we can make real friends™ I remembered she wrote a book

Lia is a stinky league player!

>I won't be your girlfriend

Lia goslings on life support

Someone draw Lia milking a "best friend" for milk

I genuinely want to marry Lia, especially after seeing her roommate.

>>9800044
Uruka is now officially the face of phase connect.
>V8GYM

>>9803695
>doxfag

>fish milk

Sakana gets milked bros

>>9803891
yes, by me

Lia talking about made up food is making want to commit sudoku, mostly because of my pedantic foodie ways

I dunno if Lia's joking here bros

>Genuinely doesn't know what a cheetah is

Shes retarded, I'm in fucking love bros

>>9803568
i live alone anon, i can do whatever i please with my butter. and never once have i considered what youre suggesting. but maybe if my oshi will suffer through it, i will too.

>Mistakenly reads pregnant

Lia has baby making sex on her mind

>>9804194
What the fuck dude she asked you not to tell the rrats

>>9804194
>mistakenly reads cook as cuck

Lia has NTR on her mind

>cock the pizza
Okay now what did she mean by this

>>9804194
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.

Baby making NTR sex with Lia....

FULLY CUSTOM VOICE PACK

UOHHHHHHHHHH

Liabros, if one of us doesn't win this competition and share the voice pack with the boys I am going to be very disappointed

>>9800044
>brother bear is in the next room
Uruka has incest sex on her mind

Sneedpost Voicepack??

>>9805380
This makes my Pippa become the small Pippa.

Creampie voicepack....

>>9805436
I will now buy your game.

>Lia had a crush on funny meme skeleton
ngmi

>>9805729
>Not taking Lia's advice and becoming a skeleton.
NGMI

Liabros you will never compare to this dude

>>9805190
is this lore? she lives with her family?

>>9805907
In so far as her husband is part of her family.

I really love Lia. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Lia.

>>9805875
That's where your wrong kid. The parts of me that are a skeleton and eyeballs look better than that.

Pippa says fuck you for using Twitter, has more Twitter accounts than anyone who takes their meds.

>>9807823
I'm sure there are plenty of paid shills who take their meds with more accounts than her.

>>9806290
So true bestie

tenma is not gonna make it...

>>9808820
Ii is not a bad thing for an endurance stream to go on forever.

>>9808820
>>9809074
Its only been 6 hours anons. It would be embarrassing to call it an endurance stream.

>>9809193
Duration is 'until'

>>9809282
She'll likely kill Hades here and then it's just one more escape.
Please don't jink her.

>>9809282
One more run.

>>9800044

>>9809511
Does it come off?

pippa love

Even if she's not my oshi, seeing Tenma happy makes me happy bros. The whispering at the end there was a bit cute too.

>>9812229
>she sees your dick

>>9812412
Mine will elicit a different reaction.

>>9812814

>>9812814
>>9812858
More like

>>9813058
The vomit looks like a pickle.

>>9813384
thought the same thing last time

>>9813384
thought the same thing bro

>>9800044
Muh.

>>9814081
I want to shove my nose into deerotics armpits and inhale the scent directly

>>9814323
The fuck is an indirect scent?

>>9787210
Jellyfishbro……