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>>9736440
Officially requesting an FMG story with Fujikura Uruka from Phase Connect. She takes some weird expired cough drops or something and ends up growing hyper muscles bigger than the Hulk. Sudden rush of confidence, tons of flexing and showing off and bragging, especially her biceps and pecs. Optional: Lia and Tenma lusting after her muscles, Pippa doing something that makes Uruka even MORE musclebound for the lulz.

>>9736440
I want a story in which the chuuba is actually autistic and doesn't become a sex fiend suddenly when the sex happens.

>>9736440
Can I get a story about a chuuba taking the vaccine and doing fine later to ease my mind?

Sitting on her legs, wearing only a T-shirt, Ayame is talking to her chat.
Her boyfriend approaches from behind and slides his hands inside Ayame's t-shirt, caressing her skin from her back
while slowly moving his fingers towards her breasts where he playfully starts to pinch and massage her nipples.

Ayame blushes but remains calm, she's done this so many times that she's now used to it, not letting her voice come out.
"Thank you for coming guys" - she says in a complete normal tone. - "I'll see you next stream!".
Ayame moves her mouse towards the mute mic button just as her boyfriend grabs both her tits and gently pushes Ayame against the table, barely managing to press her finger against the mouse before he slides his hard cock deep inside Ayame.

- "You idiot! " - she grunts, - "I almost got caught!". Ayame looks at the chat which starts being filled with her emotes and hearts,
everyone thanking her for her hard work. A smirk creeps across her lips. She cares little about people finding out about her boyfriend,
but she gets even more pleasure from knowing a bunch of idiots are paying a T3 sub to her thinking they have even a remote chance of being behind her some day. Her boyfriend pays little attention to her complaints; he already knows what's going on and starts ramming her from behind, making her body bounce rhythmically on top of the table. Ayame musters her strength to keep the mouse from chaotically moving up and down and closes the stream.

Ayame then opens Twitter and browses Ina's profile. With difficulty she starts typing a 240 word essay of why Koreans sucks and she should be removed from Hololive, but one huge and relentless thrust from her boyfriend makes her click on cancel and delete the tweet.
A pouting Ayame lets go and pushes off her boyfriend just to drop on top of him and keep riding his cock, thinking the while how
fortunate she is to have so many pathetic losers lusting after her..

>>9742023
Mio weeps reading this, somewhere

>>9744938
Mio is proud that her daughter is getting her womb pumped full of Japanese sperm.

She lives vicariously through ayame as the cobwebs grow thicker and menopause closer

>>9742023
Based

>>9742023
>literal cuck fanfiction

To the Anon writing that Ritual Book fanfic; sorry, it never clicked in my head that I didn't change the title off "Bad Hakos Baelz" fic, which was the original name. I'll update it now; sorry for the delay.

>>9746986
It's not fanfiction, this is what really goes on.

>>9736488

I Glove Kronii!
>Saturday, sunrise. Your eyes widen when you realize you're still in bed.
>You should've been gone long before morning. Alarm clock sabotage, you're sure of it.
>Vault out of bed, you could still make it to the door.
>"Anon?" her voice rings out from behind you. Too late.
>"Good morning to you too, Anon. You almost left without your coffee."
>You don't dare turn around as she approaches. A warm mug nudges your hand.
>Slowly lift it to your lips, not one sip but you're already jittery.
>Without warning she embraces your torso. You feel her breath on your neck, smells like a distillery.
>Nothing good ever comes from Saturday mornings.
>"Is it good?" she asks, her face buried in your back. You haven't tasted a drop.
>Nothing but silence as the hem of your shirt lifts from your abdomen.
>You sense her hands slither underneath, resting on your obliques.
>But you don't feel her dainty, smooth palms on your skin.
>It's soft, slippery, sultry...satin.
>Kronii's got her gloves on...but Kronii never leaves her gloves on after work.
>Why would she...does she know?
>Your mind races as her gloved hands glide over your abs. Her satin fingers trace every peak and valley.
>You're unmoving as one hand rolls your shirt up, exposing your nipples to a gloved onslaught.
>Swear you can feel slight kisses on your nape, but it's impossible to know with the sensations rippling from your chest.
>Her other hand moves over your boxers, resting on your crotch. You're half risen already.
>Her index finger teases it to full mast. Your manhood strains against the fabric.
>You're going crazy, the boxers are staining with precum. If only she would-
>As if reading your mind (she can't do that... can she?), she lays her palm flat over your member.
>Her fingers pry apart your fly, exposing your hot shaft to the cool air.
>She pauses for just a moment, watching the steam escape from your groin.
>She takes in the sounds of your raspy breath, feels your heart pounding from your chest.
>Hopefully she didn't hear you gulp just now.
>Your grit your teeth as you feel her glove begin to rub your shaft.
>It starts methodically. The soft fabric creates an addicting, indescribable friction.
>Your head is still trapped in the boxers. Precum seeps into the cloth.
>As soon as you're familiar with one sensation she switches techniques. Soon it's a full stroke, satin running roughshod over the shaft.
>The gloves have taken full control now, they guide you to the inevitable climax.
>"You didn't answer my question, Anon." You don't dare break, not when you're so close.
>Her stroking hits its crescendo, she knows you're seconds from cumming.
>"Hey," she coos, "let me know on the next one, will you?" You can barely understand her.
>Just as you spill over the edge, your world cuts to black...

>Saturday, sunrise. Your eyes widen when you realize you're still in bed.
>You turn to see Kronii sitting by your feet.
>"...g-good morning," you stammer. "And a good morning to you," she replies.
>You try to move only to find your arms restrained.
>"You almost forgot your coffee...and an answer to my question, Anon."
>All over again...nothing good ever comes from Saturday mornings.

Hoping to get a pt 2 out soon.

>>9747112
It’s okay, Anon! You’re a person with a life, so I don’t expect you to go out of your way to correct tiny things like that :>

Bump.

writeanons, anything in the works? update us!

bonus question of the day: any stories you've read multiple times in the archives that still have an impact on you, as if it was your first time reading it? Stuff that makes you go "wow this shit still makes me tear up/jerk off".

>>9753209
I've got an Anon x Mumei fic. It's going to some interesting places, but I'm not sure how long it's gonna take. Might be ready to publish soon.

>>9753209
Holofantasy Chapter 1

>>9753209
I've been writing out a little rough storyline for Detective Watson and Inspector Anon, fleshing out how exactly I want things to play out. The one nice thing about writing is that I've been reading a lot more things in the archive and slowly adding onto my vocabulary and absorbing how proper (in my opinion) writing is done.

Same with Anon Finds A Ritual Book. I've been debating on whether I want it to be a harem sort of deal, or keeping it solely focused on EN rrat.

bonus question: fuck u anon that wrote The Three Meetings With Mori there is a small hole in my heart and im left with a sense of regret.

updated the pekoanon archive. enjoy ya horny bastards. I know i will
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSAL28ZFk_vysT0fI730rHWa5Q8TF7LWrFeQi2dPy4YqFRGsAbi4w3QblrNOgWiRpHM3Zqyh4KQIARI/pub

>>9753209
The part in Matsuri's baby carrot and dangerously tight ass where it's full of hearts right after she swallows your cum. I don't really care about anal so I only ever read past this part once as my first time reading it. The other couple of times I always nutted to Matsuri dirtying herself with her own cum while swallowing yours. The dialogue where she finds out there's no tissues to catch your cum and is says with a shaking voice that she'll catch it with her mouth was amazing too. Other than that, one story that I basically always read to the end is Interrogation so I can see the Luna part.

Maybe I'll write something after taking a shower. Kanata futa then.

>>9754314
Shit like this is why this general is dying

>>9736385
Has anyone ever written a fic about a male

>>9741129
No they all die of myocarditis

Oh shit he woke up. Perfect match on the timezone too.

>>9736440
Aki doesn't check her allergies before going to get her vaccine and dies

>>9742023
This is excellent!

>>9753209
>>9753294
Bonus Question: Literally every single time I read Play in the Rain and You get Wet(https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQwMaZ179D5gw8e64VL7Z1WUE-YQCSlnc3A9-I4eWccgRcHEmcmVIyvsRPoxKEkq6-XqzHxHpDY4-oI/pub)), I am left in awe. It's easily one of the highest quality fics this general has produced. Cute, steamy, and brilliantly in character. It's the fic I aspire to write.

>>9755242
That's not a question

>>9755278
You're absolutely correct, I was responding to the bonus question in >>9753209. Sorry if that was unclear.

>>9755345
Sorry, I'm kinda retarded

>>9755400
Eh, it's no sweat. Simple miscommunication, I ain't gonna lose any sleep over it.

>>9755400
> Sorry, I'm kinda retarted
Not really, he was supposed to quote it like this instead of using :

>>9753209
Working on part 4 of the Choco fic. I know how all but one part of it is going to play out, so I'm trying to figure out that right now.

>>9755242
Surprise, surprise, it's another Matthew story

>>9755756
Really? I just scroll the archive looking for stuff. Long time lurker. What else has he done?

>>9736440
A proper story for "Holy shit, Luna has a gun!" in which the princess, in a fit of anguish and fury at her lack of lewds, rapes you at gunpoint after fumbling with the damned thing several times in an attempt to understand how it works while keeping you complacent.

>>9755795
Kintsugi, petting your fox, exposure therapy and the aforementioned aqua fic are all I know

>>9754659
There's a couple of stories with holostar members in it.

>>9755852
>Holy shit, Luna has a gun!
>she tries to shoot you
>remind her she needs to chamber a round first
>she tries to rack the slide
>too weak to do it
>gives it to you to do it instead
>rack the slide and hand it back to her
>she tries to shoot you
>remind her she needs to turn the safety off
>can't find it
>gives it to you to do it instead
>turn the safety off and hand it back to her
>she tries to shoot you
>CLICK!
>remind her she needs to load 9mm Makarov and not 9mm Luger
>she just chucks the gun at you
>misses
>breaks down sobbing

>>9756131
>you kick her down and curb stomp her teeth out for trying
>proceed to show her exactly what hatefucking means

>>9736440
Okayu rape, I still haven't forgiven her for what she did to my oshi

>>9756249
She's so fragile, she'd be dead after the first kick.

>>9753537
>bonus question
Means a lot man, thanks, I'll have to think about writing more stuff some time.

>>9756302
I feel so sorry for Aqua... Even if it was a while ago and they are friends again, it was messed up that no one got in to stop her when it happened. I guess it wasn't their fault, they probably thought Aqua was putting on a show for the audience...

>>9753209
Answer : the Omela fan sequel. That fic has awaken a new fetish in me.

>>9756427
...Which?

>>9756416
what are you talking about

>>9756475
I don't remember all the details because I don't have the text with me right now but on one stream that happened a couple months ago, Okayu sat on top of Aqua and tickled her for many minutes, even after Aqua was visibly fighting back. She ended up with bruises and scratch marks from the struggle and Okayu and Aqua ended up being on bad terms for a while because of it. I could probably find the stream for you but I'm not sure when exactly it happened so I'll let someone more knowledgeable explain.

>>9756302
Okayu is a perfect being so Aqua probably deserved it

>>9756665
Okayu is a fat whore, she trapped Aqua under her immense fat and tortured her relentlessly while multiple holos sat and watched. Aqua didn't do anything wrong.

>>9756599
>aqua was raped on stream by okayu
Huh.

>>9756715
If anything, Onion's got no right to be mad about it. Catto let her off easy, it could have ended in rape!

>>9756806
If I ever get my hands on that obese whore of a cat it WILL end in rape!

Rough sex with Aqua who hates it but is too fucking awkward to speak up for herself!

All the sequel. The Omelas series is great in general. I don't know why but getting physically and emotionally abused by a women is making me really horny.

>>9754314
Well, what was just fingering Luna to her first orgasm is being made into full sex.

Bonus question: Kiara rapist Quadriliogy is my go to fap fic, but the HoloFantasy side chapter with Coco may replace it. Thank you for both of those, ArchiveAnon.

>>9757084
Ah fuck, meant for >>9753209

>>9754314
Which one are you? The one who asks for more Pekofag? The one who wants the CYOA? Maybe both?

>>9757661
don't respond to it
if you're not talking to one of the seaniggers then it's just another shitposter setting bait
don't give it attention and you'll starve it out

>>9757711
Speak English please. Maybe take some more lessons before speaking, Mr. Seamonkey

>>9753209
I just wanted to do a simple story about Bae, but then I suddenly thought it made sense to add a loosely connected plotline with a completely different tone to it.

Anyway I'm too scatter-brained to actually remember what I read, and never get the urge to reread anything I'm already familiar with. I can barely put in the energy to read it the first time if it isn't a greentext.

>>9753209
Playing around with a self made prompt about surviving the apocalypse with Shion.

>>9753209
Sleeping Beauty

>>9756979
I'm retarded.
>>9756475

Goddammit how do I write about humping the floor without repeating the word "against" several times? I had to cut short and make it a premature ejaculation because there's really not much I can do with a chuuba raping a carpet.

I'm sure there is, I just suck at extending the sex scenes.

>>9759255
Focus on other things. Also, phrases like "pressing towards" and stuff help break up the fatigue, I suppose. The fuck is going on in that story?

>>9759255
Is she drunk?

...are you drunk?

>>9757922
There's...a lot hidden in this picture. Sana outside, the cute Baelz rat, Ina(?) in the TV static, something behind Calli...

>>9759291
Kanata gained a cock. I did use some phrases to diversify it but you can't do much to the floor other than hump and press yourself "against it". I also overused the word " herself" as an alternative to the floor. God, I can't even imagine how I'm gonna write about her fucking an object, I can only write the sensations of one side, so the text is cut in half, also there's not much one can do with an object. Maybe I should have Coco help her after all...

>>9759384
>Kanata gained a cock.
Okay, never mind.

>>9759395
Speaking of, we haven't had much futa at all for a good while. I wonder if futafags migrated away due to the drought, which would result in less people into futa wanting futa and writing futa which would make more leave... an endless cycle. Two of the last 4 were me and I haven't heard back from the authors of the other two.

>>9655459
Hey, fubusmutwriter, how's it coming along?

>>9759384
Ah. It's you. If something else to break up the monotony is available and makes sense in the story, go for it.

Hey guys, seanigger here. I live in Pakistan specifically, and I just wanted to confirm that the shitposter(s) are most likely from either here or India. He sleeps at around 12 and wakes up around 10, which is the exact time all the normies wake up at to get their halwa puri and dosas. There's no way he has a job, so the light at the end of the tunnel is that schools and unis open at the start of October, and we should be seeing less of him once he gets busy with real life. Unless, ofcourse, he's a complete neet. But then again the increase in shitposting coincides with the start of summer vacation

>>9759873
You're obsessed. And I don't mean that in the way most people say to Kiara antis, I mean you're genuinely obsessed. You're seriously trying to figure out where he lives by paying attention even to perceived appearance and disappearance times? Why would a shitposter ever leave when they get that much attention?

Why can't you all just fucking ignore it?

>>9759928
I am ignoring it, I'm just stating the obvious pattern i've noticed, living in SEA myself. He literally only dissapears once I go to bed, and shows up when most people here wake up. Not like he's going to leave anyways, newfags give him too much attention because they don't know any better

>>9753209
Lies come to light, the matsuri ryona one shot. Holy shit I still fucking love the raw emotion and action in it. One of the best 'emotional' fics on the archive.

>>9760037
Agreed, really hope to see more like that written in the future. Also liked "A fistful of suffering", although it lacked the same emotional impact due to the twist ending.

Stay motivated, lads. Keep it up.

>>9760154
Thank you, Vergil.
God I want Pekora to squat on my face.

>>9736440
I want a chuuba angrily masturbating to the thought of (You), because she hates you but for some reason the thought of you is the only thing that can get her off.

>>9736440
Punching Fubuki in the stomach over and over again until she vomits blood.

>>9760336
Miko is the first person that pops in my head. Any of the uber dykes also works.

>>9760527
I'd argue she's a great fit. I'd say Noel, but Noel doesn't hate men as much as she's intimidated by them. Pekora is also an option, I guess, if you give her reason; something like outpranking her.

>>9760336
This makes me think of Kiara.
Not because of anything intrinsic to her, but because of the thought of her being like her antis is absolutely hilarious to me.

>>9761122
>Masturbating to the thought of people who absolutely cannot get her out of her head
This...kind of makes sense.

Damn, staying motivated gets you THIS???
https://twitter.com/HgHgure/status/1437566137470894084/photo/1

>>9761760
no

>>9736551
Only serious request, and the rest seem to be one-line trolls.

It's prolly not gonna get done, is it?

>>9762413
I told you not to get your hopes up, bear anon.

>>9762413
I'm going to be honest with you. Even if the post the prompt every thread thing worked with a Mori prompt, twice.
I'm pretty sure that's because she actually has a lot of fans in this niche such that it was a matter of time and attention.
But for that chuuba anyone wanting to make that prompt would kind of need to both be a fan and be in the fanfiction writing niche.

>>9762413
It's absurdly unique. The key situation is the description of the form, the bulging, tension and flexion. Description of form and motion. On top of that it's niche chuubas who most people don't know and couldn't write reacting correctly to the situation in accordance to their personality.
I wouldn't take it on, personally, because of the homework required to get the personalities correct, let alone it being such a closed circuit focus on the muscle growth/flaunting, there's not much room for a writer's freedom. Hell, you've practically written the story yourself, minus nuance.

>>9762790
This. It's niche upon niche in an already underpopulated corner of the internet. If this anon wants this story written... He'll either have to pay for it or write it himself.

>>9759384
Focus on her thoughts, the frustrations, who she imagines it as/wishes it was, the tears welling up, make her use her hands and other objects to seek proper gratification.
Hell, just have her end up in tears due to the inability to properly relieve herself and someone find her in such a sorry state in order to help her, or no help comes ha at all and leaving her a sobbing throbbing mess.

>>9762811
with what's been written already just from morbid curiosity, its no wonder people are gonna shoot their shots for their personal fetishes

>>9763096
It's not commentary meant for discouragement, just to temper hopes. Someone might pick it up, but just as easily people will browse the prompt archive for inspiration.
I personally finally got hired, so I haven't written or even read a story in about a month, and with the pandemic slowing down (depending on where you get your news/live) I assume alot of people are back in the real world with work and school rather than writing fanfics.
I still watch the chuubas that I enjoyed, but focusing on writing is taking a big backseat while I have to get situated and more importantly spend 8 hours doing something for a living.

>>9763185
Nobody asked about your life, faggot.

>>9763321
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>9753209
No updates on my thing, I've barely written anything. I'm thinking of whether or not I should just scrap it, but I feel more like writing it out and then letting people over here cuss at me for my poor choice of chuuba in the situation I'm writing out. But it's fine, I'm having fun.

To answer the bonus question - every story by MatthewAnon holds up well and whenever I re-read them, it's always like I read them for the first time. I keep re-reading Exposure Therapy and Petting Your Fox and every time it's like I read them for the first time. I'd like to be able to write this well someday.

>>9753209
Barely made any progress since the last update. I have the whole thing more or less plotted out in my head, but almost no free time to actually write any of it down. It's bullshit.
Bonus question: the Ina chapter of HF. The way she got into Anon's head and tried to turn him against his friends is still phenomenal every time I read it.

>>9736440
Continuing to punch Fubuki after she has vomited blood over you until she lies comatose.

Today's word of the day is...

Chary adj. discreetly cautious. "I was chary of posting my story amidst the storm of shitposts."

>>9757922
all you need to remember one thing. Green is not a creative color

huh, did the promptfag go missing or something

>>9767575
You mean the jackass that constantly reposted five prompts in a row?
Maybe he just got bored. Prompts spammed like that just shit up the thread but don't exactly get him (You)s

>>9736440
You will wear those socks. You will take the shots. You will write my prompts.

Polka had somehow convinced you to go on a date with her. A romantic and expensive restaurant for the two of you to go together. The date goes like shit, Polka just can't seem to stop messing up. After you two leave the restaurant, through tears she looks at her notes:

w̶h̶e̶n̶ if we get intimate, do this for a fun night:
>Let him hold my hand
>Its fake
>Let him Grope my Breasts
>Honk noises
>Lift up my skirt
>Paper snakes fly out
>let him try to take off my pantsu
>More keep appearing
>Finally cum
>Confetti instead
Unfortunately, what actually ended happening was:
>she agrees to rough anal due to low self esteem
>you plow her asshole and she starts crying
>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal
>she's out of breath after 30 seconds
>you jerk yourself off and finish on her face
>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum
>you feel like shit
>night ends, you leave while she is sleeping and never talk to her again

Polka accepted to suck you off, but as a joke, after she pulled down your pants and saw your throbbing erection, she honked at it with her clown horn. She starts laughing very hard until she hears: "That felt good, more please". She takes it as a joke at first, but through her embarrassment, she starts honking away at your cock, enveloping it around your cock and squeezing. It doesn't take long for you to cum, much to her surprise... what other crazy circus tricks can she bring to bed?

After a bad slip up on stream, Polka lost her job. The days go by without much ever happening in her life. Tired all the time, sleeping through most of them, Polka is left without much hope for the future.
>In one month, I'll end my life
She marks on the calendar, a deadline to live, and nothing will change her decision. That's when she meets you on a cold and lonely night, wandering through the dimly lit roads without a goal in mind. Will you be able to convince her that life is worth living?

Polka calls you. She is crying again. Something about people calling her fat all the time and that she hates herself. However, at the end of the call she asks you to help her lose weight. "How can I help?" You ask. Polka tells you of this new method that supposedly works wonders. Eating fresh sperm, twice a day for 6 months. You feel like telling her the study is bullshit but... you couldn't bring yourself to do it. Once you arrive at her place, Okayu is standing next to her. It's time to take off your pants and help out these poor girls.

During her usual antics, Mel gave Polka a surprise kiss. Polka was not ready and her reaction made Mel bite her lips by accident. As expected, Polka turned into a vampire not many days later. You agreed to help her with her urges but after a while, you were diagnosed with Anemia and Polka was forced to go cold turkey by doctor's orders. She lasted a good month, but one night while you were sleeping, you wake up to Polka on top of you with a scary look on her face, ready to suck your blood dry. To save your life from this crazy bloodlust of hers, you tell her that if she wants to suck you dry, she can do it through your cock! She agreed to it on the condition that if you ever run out of semen while she is still hungry, you can kiss your cock goodbye. Without many options, you accept her terms.

>>9736440
Matsuri and (you) are out dining, in a restaurant or something. Matsuri starts rubbing your crotch, and makes you touch hers, revealing that she has a dick. She pulls it out of her skirt and jerks herself off right there in public while she also tries to jerk (you) off. You blow your load in her hand which causes her to cum as well, she gets up and blows her load on the table, leaving it there next to an empty mayo packet for disguise. Alternatively you could make her cum on her food and force to eat it!

>>9736440
Risu asks Korone to help her to extract all the nuts from a listener.
Listener is strapped to a table. Risu is giving him a hand job with one hand while holding a half-full jar with cum in the other. Korone is lubing up a strap-on (or her cock) preparing to give him additional stimulation. They make listener cum over and over again until their dick and prostate hurt; the jar must be filled no matter what!

Towa being a shy futa that can't resist her urges and constantly asking Kanata to help her with her boner, no matter where they are, clothed or not, in public spaces, against walls, with someone sleeping next to them, even jerking off onto Kanata while she is sleeping! Possibly behind Coco's back or in the same room!

Risu visiting OkaKoro and they have a fun off collab stream, but Korone has to leave for something for a while and Risu suddenly switches to Ayunda dominating Okayu and fucking the shit out of her. Korone gets back and smells the sex, but doesn't confront them about it, only being much colder to Risu. Later that day Korone kidnaps Risu and makes her cum over and over without ever touching her pussy to show who is boss!

A whole story about Haachama losing her virginity but written in the famous pepperoni copypasta speech style, aka Haachama's english speach pattern. The more brain cells i lose the better. Bonus if you can actually make me nut with it.

>>9767575
Why did you have to bring it up?

>>9736440
You convince Mori to have sex with you while she's depressed because her songs were treated as garbage. She feels that it's wrong but can't stop because you are one of the last people supporting her. It could also be reversed and Mori forces herself on you after her songs are rejected.

>>9767809
He must have been the promptfag.

>>9767786
Making Matsuri eat food laced with her own pathetic microdick cum gets the juices flowing...

>>9767786
I don't know how I feel about Matsuri with a dick.

>>9772980
Anti futa fags aren't welcome here.

>>9773119
There's nothing wrong with futa or anything, in fact I like girls with dicks, just not sure about Matsuri.

>>9773229
Gross. Futa fags aren't welcome here.

>>9773119
>>9773316

>>9736440
Since my first prompt (which you can see at this post: >>9638321 ) was already taken into consideration, here's a new prompt. This one is set in the Mythbreakers verse:

(You) are a werewolf. You were gravely wounded during an intense battle with a particularly powerful spirit and left for dead by your pack.

Desperately seeking for help, you stumble across a group of four humans who decide to take you with them and nurse you back to health.

>>9774730 (Me)
Shit, my previous prompt was at >>9726296

My bad.

Fun fact: Satan is a futa

>>9775226
It's a logical conclusion, then, that all futa fags belong in hell

>>9736440
Ame in Shion's body is too hot to ignore

Fucking with Gura is the obvious thing, but I also wanna see some other shenannigans based on a japanese brat now acting like an american pervert.

Feel like writing an incredibly sappy/sad story after re-reading menhera wrangler. Any chuuba suggestions?

>>9776372

>>9776372
Nene. I don't think I've seen any stories yet where she gets legitimately sad.

>>9776470
What would even make Nene sad?

>>9776372

>>9776503
Looking at her numbers and realising she's a shitty chuuba?

>>9776372
Shion

>>9776802
Abysmal taste.

>>9776372
I'd say Risu cause she's been majorly depressed but the Prisuners don't say a fucking word of membership talk so it would be impossible to get more context.

>>9776456
>>9776470
>>9776802
>>9776877
For context I was thinking of writing something where (you) are sad, but I suppose there's no harm in making the chuuba sad as well

>>9776943
Don't think there's many stories of you dealing with depression along with a depressed chuuba. It's always the chuuba being the light in your darkness or the opposite.

>>9776943
Polka

>>9776943
Kanata.

>>9776943
Korone

>>9776943
Ofcourse, it has to be Risu

foxfriend writeanon, if you're still here, i just nutted to a mouthful of fox so hard i whited-out (so to speak), didn't pay attention to where my mortar was pointing, and now you're the indirect cause of the slimy mess between my keyboard keys

just thought you should know

>>9778374
Well, I just nutted to you nutting on your keyboard and my 2mm Kolibri hit the target well enough.

Silver tape the camera next time

>>9776372
Fubuki

>>9776943
Fubuki

>>9776943
Mio

>>9776943
Risu

>>9776943
imma throw my hat in the ring too and say fubuki, can never have enough

The guy is just a prompt board now...

>>9778771
you want some too?
FUBUKI

I just started checking out Saruei and my smut-writing hand is twitching
holy shit I want to FUCK the French cyborg

>>9736440
I want to see a Sora that when she turns off the stream, she is depressed, angry and a major dick. Using A-chan as leg support while she drinks whiskey, smokes a fat cigar and shittalks the accomplishments of the other talents cause they are nothing compared to what she did.

>>9776943
The wheel has spoken anon

>>9779106
Could work as a comedy piece

>>9778374
Nice, now your keyboard will always smell of the load you blew to my story about making Fubuki addicted to getting her ass eaten.
No higher praise.

Holy shit, after Okayu's asmr today i'm craving more Okayu fluff/smut.

>"Fucking Miyuki in the ass" is gone.

Goddamn it.

>>9782785
Wow, I posted a story that got nothing but criticism and hate and even then I didn't remove it. At least that guy had a decent following. Either way it's probably for the best? It was quite controversial.

>>9782785
Normally, I hated the story and everything it stands for. But, when I was horny I couldn't help but find that shit hot. I feel very conflicted over this.

>>9782785
Ouch. Is the Fubuki fic still up or has he abandoned us? Would check myself but I'm at work.

>>9782845
No, it's not for the best. It's never good when an author drops us.

Are there any happy lewd Kanata stories?

>>9783068
Having Kanata just being happy without breaking her character would be quite hard. Especially given she doesn't pander to English speakers so it's hard to grasp her character.

>>9782785
Let me check to make sure I somehow didn't break the url.

>>9782845
If only he knew most of the criticism was just bad faith trolling. Not that people didn't have legit issues with it, but the harshest opponents weren't exactly trying to critique the story.

>>9782845
What fic was that?

>>9783307
I'm not surprised it did end up getting privated. Fox Family Bonding didn't get anywhere near as much vitriol as its fan sequel did.

>>9783313
It got hate for being bad, not because it was controversial so it doesn't really matter. Though I'd rather not go "boohoo poor old me" I think it hurts more to just suck rather than to be controversial. >>9783401 I can only assume he pulled because it was OC content that people said didn't belong in the archive, because apparently to some it wasn't bad.

>>9783206
Nope, not on me, unless the URL's been dead for ages and no one noticed. I ran back to an older copy of the archive to make sure it wasn't fucked up by mistake when importing new stories and the URL just doesn't work anymore. That's really a fucking shame.

>>9783527
He left in a huff. I'm 90% sure that was him based on posting style announcing his departure a couple weeks back wishing all the writeanons well, anyway. Can't really blame him after getting attacked by that Rosemi guy mistaking him for someone else.

>>9782785
He was a Fubuki diehard, right? Maybe ask the Fubuki general if he's there?

>>9782785
Let this be another lesson to back up the stuff you enjoy

>>9784678
That would be holding onto the past. Once it's gone it's gone. It's unhealthy to not let go and artificially keep it alive by archiving it yourself. I find it the same way for streams of graduated chuubas or nudes of past girlfriends. Move on bro.

>>9786044
>Move on bro.
I refuse to ever let go of Matthew Anon's stories.
That's why I have his stuff saved in several folders.

>>9782785
>It's actually gone
Fuck I actually really enjoyed the story and it was special to me. I guess it's understandable why he privated it but it's still very upsetting.

>>9788183
How do you private a published doc anyway?

>>9788311
You can just unpublish it.

>>9788311
Hopefully you aren't getting ideas, but if you go to File > Publish to Web again, you can just stop publishing it by clicking the button again.

>>9788407
Wow, that was easier than expected. Thanks

What's a story you always wanted to write but never got to it or decided not to for some reason?

>>9791446
I started on a story about winning a day at a COVER ran/themed themepark with Mori, under the basis that she had a doppelganger performing for her live so no one would think it was her. I got past the main opening and set up but ended up shelving it because no matter what I do, I struggle with writing her. Cut to a few months later, I had that Aqua dream about being trapped in a themepark with her and I submitted that as a prompt.
There are a few Mori prompts I like but it never feels like I'm doing a good job writing her when I try.

>>9736440
MORE musclebound for the lulz.
Kusatori request. Mori is tired of chimkin's whiny shit and finally agrees to fuck her. Mori's flaccid cock is bigger than a telephone pole stretching her like a living condom, and after she finally crams it in chimkin, her cock grows fully hard, bigger than a skyscraper inside her, and she busts a few octillion nuts and cumflates her before chimkin bursts with Mori's cum across the far reaches of the universe. She revives, of course, but knows her place afterwards.

>>9736440

Kusatori request. Mori is tired of chimkin's whiny shit and finally agrees to fuck her. Mori's flaccid cock is bigger than a telephone pole stretching her like a living condom, and after she finally crams it in chimkin, her cock grows fully hard, bigger than a skyscraper inside her, and she busts a few octillion nuts and cumflates her before chimkin bursts with Mori's cum across the far reaches of the universe. She revives, of course, but knows her place afterwards.

>>9792062
>>9798066
What do you think of this Mori prompt anon?

>>9784678
This.

>>9791446
I started writing a Twap story a while ago about encouraging her to sing some more because she’s insecure about her deep voice. I got about 3k words in and realised the story was kind of boring and didn’t feel that special. It’s still sitting there in my docs, and I’m not sure if I’ll ever get back to it.

>>9802498
Both her old and new voices are pretty unique. I don't really mind if she stays this way so long as it doesn't have bad health side effects like Suisei had.

>>9803642
Blasphemy. Her deep voice at debut was pure sex

>>9736440
Ok this is gonna be weird. But can someone write a fic about a chuuba of your choice helping you cope with your schizo life? I mean you have the need to kill normal people and she helps you to do it or to not do it( your choose), she helps you when you have your schizo moments or help you getting away from the crime scene/clean etc. Basically a schizo couple. Suisei or any sobrenatural holo would be great for this

>>9806804
Shit taste. Her disgusting smoker voice was terrible. Thought I was gonna get lung cancer just from listening to it.

>>9809820
You have 10millions of chuuba with a fake mouse to choose, let us men some deep and REAL voice. I'm tired of every vtuber having the same fake voice.

>>9809970
No. Why don't you just go fuck a dude?

>>9810057
That's what Pekoanon is for

>>9808534
What type do you have?

>>9809970
Voice doesn't really matter to me so long as I enjoy the content. She can have the voice of a smoker or that fake new voice she does, I enjoy her for who she is. This is why I hate Kronii fans, all they talk about is her design and voice, nothing about who she is.

>>9810318
Kronii doesn't have much of a personality to talk about

>>9810277
Good. You go fuck each other in the corner somewhere else while the rest of us enjoy actual vtubers in peace.

>>9810318
That is all she is.

>>9810370
It's ok anon, you can join and fuck Pekoanon's mouth too

>>9810648
I'd rather fuck the real Pekora thanks

>>9748857
>time playing
>gloves
>femdom
>waking up early
This covers all my needs. Great work anon!

>>9810670
This.

>>9756335
>you grab her leg and make her kicks you
>you help her to hatefuck you

>>9756302
kek. which stream?

Shuba crying broke my heart today

>>9810318
ESL here. what do you mean with type?>>9809970
to me voice really matters since it shows the personality of one person. Towa changed her entire voice into a really fake one that hurt her throath because of some antis comments or because she just want to be like the other chuubas, a copycat. Thats sad and shit. Her content and channel would be 1000% if she were more honest with herself and talk like she really does

>>9811213
I'm retarded I replied to myself in the second (You). Mean to reply to>>9810318

>>9811213
Boo hoo. She's doing better now because of it. If she didn't want to act like an idol, she shouldn't have become one in the first place.

>>9811052
Why not this?

I made many edits where I remove the boobs and add a bulge for pekofag posting. Dunno why i haven't used any.

>>9811358
Disgusting

>>9811358
You're not very good at image manipulation.

>>9811213
What type of schizophrenia do you have? Sorry for not clarifying. I'm just wondering if there's anyone like me in here.

>>9811358
This made me laugh. Fuck. Goddamn that's so unexpected yet humorous.

>>9811410
Tbf I just made that 2 minutes ago in 4 minutes. This one is a bit better. Ignore the badly drawn cum, this one was themed after "waking up to having been used in my sleep" posting. Either way it's not meant to be amazing, it's just for some more immersion when possible

>>9811311
She's doing better now because her old fans abandoned her and a lot of new fans arrived without knowing her YAB. Her old voice is better.
>>9811311
I dont have schizophrenia or not that I know since I'll never go to a doctor. I dont like them. But im too autistic like Aqua or what she pretends to be and after all these years I grown to hate and desire bad to all normal people that can live inside this society. But the fic request is inspired in Yoshikage Kira and that fic about Suisei being your gf that wants to kill you and you calming her with rough sex

>>9811599
kek I love this place

>>9811604
Cope.

>>9811599
That also looks like shit what the fuck

>>9811599
Yeah, no. Not even touching on the subject matter, there's almost nothing changed in this image. You're still shit at image manipulation.

>>9811604
Ah, shame. Idk what I have either but I see bugs in my peripheral sometimes and when I look at them they crawl away really quickly. They don't have much of a shape but it's usually a kind of shadowy stick bug kind of feel with a lot of legs. I also feel like someone is behind me when sleeping in bed on my side so I try to stay looking up so I can have view of the whole room. Beyond that sometimes I feel vibrations on my bed as if someone is climbing it and slowly getting closer to me, this one is really bad because it's very hard to sleep when it happens, but I've gotten a bit more used to it recently.

>>9811599
Honestly, the effort, even if it's not great, is still more than most people would put into it. Make a Happy End with Pekofag where you marry and love each other even without the costume.

>>9811751
Man that sucks. The bugs one would creep the fuck out of me since I'm really disgusted by insects in generals, Did you try sleeping on the floor? so that way noone can "be" under you?

>>9811751

>>9811687
>>9811719
I doubt I'll ever use them so might as well post it. There's a lot of good Pekora images and the ones I can edit aren't really that great.

>>9811813
yeah, I still havent read that pekoanon fic but I pray the effort of this fag editing these images for the inmertion of his fetish

>>9811751
> Beyond that sometimes I feel vibrations on my bed as if someone is climbing it and slowly getting closer to me, this one is really bad because it's very hard to sleep when it happens, but I've gotten a bit more used to it recently.
W-Wait. Is this schizoactive stuff? I've been experiencing this for years. It feels like a cat has jumped up next to me and is kneading to get comfortable.

>>9811868
>so might as well post it
Really rather you didn't

>>9811894
Do anybody feels wave of heats coming from their feet to their head that last like 1 seconds? It's like my arachnid sense. It appears when something bad was going to happend (like falling) or when my brain thinks that something bad will happen to me eventhought that thought is ignored or accepted as wrong afterthat. Its horrible since it happens a lot when Im outside of my home

>>9811943
That's the neat thing, no one cares!

>>9811943
Fuck you. I like it and he should post more

>>9811836
I have a fascination for bugs so they don't really bother me. The feeling someone watching me in the darkness is the worse one, I sometimes even see faces and freak out, hiding until it goes away. (I usually get really scratchy after the bugs but it doesn't last long)

>>9811894
Pretty sure. I tried looking it up and all that I got was people saying it was ghosts visiting you so it has to be part of your mind.

>>9811989
No clue, I never experienced something like that. But having schizophrenia is a very wide range of possibilities, like autism, it's on a spectrum almost.

>>9811943
Agreed with this, guy's a fucking schizo freak and anybody encouraging him is a shitposter.

>>9811943

>>9812136
>anybody encouraging him is a shitposter.
And go figure, what time is it?

>"I don't feel too confident in my ability to write most chuubas, so I should stick to writing stories with a smaller scope."
>several months later
>"Let's do a scene with eleven characters! Fuck it!"

>>9812175
Well that fucking settles it then, huh? SEAniggers and their pekoschizo obsession are back.

>>9812207
https://strawpoll.com/f2xk5gxhj
Maybe this one won't fuck up. If you don't vote it's because you're scared to admit how many of you there are.

>>9812207
>>9812175
>>9812136
What is wrong with a guy liking pekoanon stuff? I mean we have ringo, lamys, guro, masochist, people that likes to be cheated on and pegged on. I dont see anything bad about a faggot that likes cosplay sex

>>9812395
Make a thread of your own about it then, motherfucker.

>>9812395
I really hope you're just new to the thread and don't know who pekofag is

>>9812395
I've got no problem with it as a fetish, but it doesn't belong here.

Also he's a GIGANTIC schizo that shat up this thread for months.

>>9812176
That just means you've become more confident. Isn't that a good thing? If you fuck it up, you can get feedback on it and improve further!

>>9812432
I've been here since the beggining but took a big break of fanfiction. Can I ask you what are his sins?

>>9812175
...Reine?

>>9812442
Or at the very least keep it in google docs form and don't post it to the thread.

>>9812451
tldr; he's an enormous schizo who shit up the thread for months using an alternate personality and after he got found out he just pretended like nothing happened

>>9812451
look at "the watcher" posts on warosu

>Leave for 30 minutes with posts around 185-190
>Posts are now 238
Christ, I hate shitposters so much.

>>9812549
Blame AA for not putting his foot down on the pekofag stuff.

You faggots are just mad that your oc fox daughter got deleted

>>9812573
Wait really? AAAAAAAAA I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED WHEN THE TRUMPETS TOLD US TO ARCHIVE EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAA

What was the Miyuki's one like? I didnt read it

>>9812573
The original story is there but the fan sequel is deleted...

>>9812745
Fine, but people were angry at the concept of an OC existing in a story.

>>9812745
Absolute dogshit and the author is a big fat cunt.

>>9812780
Kinda weird since I dont recall any hate for the original fic

>>9812745
It was alright. I didn't personally like it but Fubuki was still a major part of it so I thought it was fine to stay. Guess the author didn't think so, though.

>>9812780
What I don't get is why they suddenly appeared when the fan sequel was posted and not when the original was, or even when the topic was brought up of an oyakodon in the first place. I suspect it was just more deliberate shitposting.

Did you even check to see if it was only the Miyuki story? It's likely the author just nuked all his stories since he said goodbye to the thread. Maybe it isn't even about the controversy.

>>9812859
I'm 100% sure it was just shitposting with only really like 2 people who genuinely disliked it.

>>9812911
This. I never even read it because I don't touch Fubuki stories. I just shat on it because it was about an OC. I don't have an opinion on the writing itself.

>>9812906
What are his other stories?

>>9812859
No shit. There was some initial disquiet about the story being OC-focused, which is valid, of course, but that idea was taken to extremes and more than a few bad characters used that concern, cranked it to eleven, and used it as a vehicle for unfounded hatred.

>>9812906
the other story he admitted to writing (fucking Fubuki in the ass) is gone too

>>9813036
That was a good one, fucking RIP

>>9813036
Im genuinely devastated by this

>>9813036
I figured as much. He probably just moved on from this place and decided the best way to go about it was erasing the fact that he was ever here after a couple of weeks of thinking.

>>9813036
in fact, all the fucking x in the ass titled fic are gone. the other one being fucking aqua in the ass.

So we're actively losing authors to shitposters. Great.

>>9813036
I'm gonna miss fucking Fubuki and my fox daughter in the ass...

Did anyone personally archive either of them?

>>9784535
>>9798750
>>9809474
>>9810095

God damn fucking SEAnigger scum

>>9813179
Wow what a piece of shit

>>9813179
As bad as this is, I gotta say that is pretty based.

>>9813179
There's not a single place where I cant escape from drama fuck. I'll miss the ass stuff

Is he still here?

>>9813334
The author? I doubt it because we were talking about it before "they" showed up and he didn't make his presence known.

>>9813266
It really is just the nature of this site. I want to say I got used to it but seeing something like this happen because of shitposting hurts.

>>9813359
Damn, I busted many nuts to his works. I'm gonna miss them.

Oh thanks god

Nursing Catto is still there, alongside Matsuri's baby carrot

>>9813480
As did I. I'll ask and see if I get a response.

Wtf why is Luna's assistant gone too?? Are they really the same author?

>>9813637
I can still access it.

>>9812176
good art can, and very often has been, produced under non-ideal circumstances

your standards will just get higher as you get better anyway

>>9813637
It's still there.

>>9813637
Stop shitposting already, faggot.

>>9813675
>>9813734
>>9813783
https://youtu.be/d1YBv2mWll0

>>9813179
Fuck, I laughed so hard at this. Fuck that retard. Should have followed rule 16.

>>9814167
>that image
>rulesfagging
>insulting Fubuki
>insulting author
Your bait is so perfect that it makes it obvious

>>9814241
Entirely intentional. Keep you (You)s coming, baby.

>>9814241
And yet, you replied to him instead of ignoring it.

Wait a fucking second... This fucking guy >>9727413 . He wrote this story almost word for word at parts from one of the top posts from r/rapekink. Holy shit. HHAHAHAHAAH, I literally went there for the first time today to wank to some rape stories, what a goddamn coincidence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rapekink/comments/a7k5im/agreed_to_give_a_bj_at_a_frat_party_ended_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

>>9814268
I like the feeling of superiority I get when I point out that something is bait

>>9814686
Fuck off already.

These shitposters are really going all out.

>>9814825
Unfortunately, we've actually got evidence it works now...

>>9814684
That...is an uncanny resemblance. Holy shit.

>>9815090
>That...is an uncanny resemblance
It's plagiarism.

>>9813163
>>9786934

>>9814825
Well, they got BTFO'd three threads in a row, makes sense they'd be a little insecure about it and ramp up their efforts.

>>9815153
Would be better if people just ignore them instead of replying to them.

>>9815290
Some people are just too autistic to learn to not reply

>>9815290
Im not even talking about responses

>first time they fuck with links they include roommate shit in the OP so gets deleted
>piss themselves and remake the thread with everything fixed, even adding the prompt board which they don't do
>second time they try and fuck with the links somebody just makes a fixed one and theirs dies
>they didn't even get to make this one

>>9815404
Next one will be theirs. It's prime time in SEA.

>>9815404
>>piss themselves and remake the thread with everything fixed, even adding the prompt board which they don't do
They actually made a second one? I thought the Luto thread was the only one after theirs was pruned?

>>9815490
Yeah, that's the thread I'm talking about

>>9815559
Pretty sure whoever made the Luto thread isn't the same one as the ones who made the OP with Roomate shit.

>>9815583
Ahh, well I lump earlythreadfag in with them so it's all the same to me.

>>9815621
Seems unfair to the earlythreadfag. I hate him as well for being a faggot, but at the very least, he had the correct links and didn't try to fuck with the OP.

>>9815678
His motivations are a true mystery to me. The shitposters have a clear intention to kill the thread but that fag just shows up, makes the thread as soon as bump limit is hit, and then leaves.

>>9815734
>His motivations are a true mystery to me
Same, but its whatever from me, I was the shitposters gone.

>>9736488
>Awakening from the storm, you make your way outside.
>You see the Captain barking orders at the remaining clockguards to do a headcount of everyone
>613 kronies have survived, 45 have died. All 80 londoners ran to their death.
>As an archivist, you decide to record this moment down in your notebook.
>You ask Captain Kronii how she feels
>"613 people surived. That's all I need."
>Any words you want to say?
>"Sometimes a bit of oppression is needed for the majority to surive. Everyone was treated equally, JustKroniiland is safe."
>Inspiring.
>A mass funeral is held the next day.
>You stand with your fellow Archivist(who woke up a little while later) and the remaining writers
>Among the bodies you see Bread-maker, a baker who made delicous breads that got you through the cold winter, and >Gosling the writer, who kept to himself, saying he wasn't anybody's friend. Wrote good stories though.
>As it ends, you stand in the graveyard looking over the comrades you lost
>You can't help but think...
>Summer has arrived, but at what cost?
>You feel a hand on your shoulder. It's the captain.
>She orders you back to work to prepare for the next winter.
>After a moment of hesitation , you start walking back to the coal mines.
>Suddenly, arms burst out of the ground
>The once thought dead bodies climb out
>Oh my god
>They weren't dead
>They weren't even alive
>They're automatons
>You turn to see Kronii with a smug grin

>>9816406
Forgot pic.

>>9736440
Gura is dating (You), and struggles with her violent alter-ego urging her to hurt you. Which side of her ends up winning is up to the author.

>>9736440
Haachama having a breakdown about wasting her youth vtubing and needing you to help her live one day as a 'normal' girl.

>>9816749
I always liked this one but I know jack and shit about Gura, less about Gawr.

>>9816749
>reposting my old prompt
for what purpose

>>9816871
I really like it and hope someone picks it up.

New thread.
>>9816828

>early thread
>Made before bump limit
>Already divisive title.
Why?

Apparently just in time, given how the normal threadshitters are already populating it. At least the links will stay intact.

>>9816895
>Nenefags
I knew it.

>>9814167
>>9817024
And yup, its them.

>>9816983
Oh, I'm sorry. Thread shitter singular, for the time being. The prompts being spammed are all one fucking person.

>>9817086
Op could have posted the story anchor.

>>9817086
Pekofag always was. He just wanted you to THINK he was multiple.

>>9817086
He's also been taking prompts from other anons.

>>9817073
Eh, the links all work, so who cares? We should be sucking their dicks as thanks for making the thread for us

Got in contact with the author. Fucking Miyuki and Aqua in the ass are reinstated. >>9819163

>>9819224
cheers for that big ears

Post a line of dialogue out of context and see if anons can guess where it's from.

>>9819877
Think we're in sleepy hours, Jim.

>“Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Now, your meds. Quickly!” You almost yell.

>>9820172
Should be sleepy hours. Woke up at 6am cause I gotta go do mandatory enlistment in the army. Fuck me, how am I supposed to write with only 3 hours of sleep?

>>9820282
Wait, what? Selective service or full on "we're sending you to bootcamp"?

>>9820304
Drafted into the Pekoland army.

>>9820282
The few, the proud, the Houshou Marines.

>>9820319
Oh, Jesus...Anon, I...look, whatever you wrote, thank you for it, alright? Best shit in the archive. Christ. You uh...you try to be safe.
The worst part of talking to a man you know is already dead is doing your best not to tell them how little time they've got left...

>>9820282
Stay safe, anon...
>>9820172
Pekora needs to take her meds?

>>9820596
Bingo. Gives me a laugh every now and then. I really like comedy posts.

>>9820172
>“I will. I swear. Promise! Just stammmmmph~!” A jolt of electricity runs down Aqua’s spine, her teeth biting down harder on your fingers, drawing a little blood.

>>9819877
>"I'm sorry for being such a selfish and worthless girlfriend."

>>9821012
Tip of my tongue. What is it?

>>9821294
Disciplining Nene

>>9820628
Man, I just wrote that on a whim a long time ago, I’m surprised anyone even remembers it

>>9820846
A Good Onion is a Clean Onion?

>>9821369
I liked it, Anon, and I'm glad for it - it's still funny. Good stuff.

>>9821411
Thanks man

>>9820304
>>9820366
I'm not going to war lol. I'm gonna go refuse the enlistment due to going overseas for studies. At least that's the plan. If they refuse my reason then I'm fucked.

>>9821393
Yup. Thought it would be harder since it's actually sfw.