/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9679384
Yes ma’am on it

>>9679384
Gura always has these weird coincidences

>>9679511
>coincidences

Why did they suddenly get so horny when they became smol?

>>9679384
y-yes ma'am

>>9679752
What the fuck am I missing being at work?

>>9679384

>>9679752

pandering to Holobrony pedos

>>9679896
The greatest collab of all time, despite Cover being fucking useless

>>9679896
The Kino stream

>>9679896
absolute kino
Should've taken the day off buster

>>9679384
better rigging than her second outfit

>>9679896
>he missed the unarchived HoloEN lesbian striptease

>>9679896
Turn it on at work you coward

>>9680086
Sometimes you have to fire people.
Guess I'l just enjoy the VoD

>>9680019
Let's blame cover for covid

>>9679896
>He missed them all lezing out.

>>9680184
so lewd. more?

Honestly, if you wouldn't let Gura peg you, you're a queer.

>>9680472
I assume nothing too bads gonna happen with it, so VoD is just as good.
Not like chat interaction is anything in this kind of stream anyways.

>>9679384
I wanna slob on the cunny knob

>>9679575
>he doesnt know

>>9679384
thought youd never ask

>>9680695
Agreed
https://files.catbox.moe/m2ubn9.png

>>9680184
SMOL MORI EROTIC

>>9679752
their horniness is condensed into a smaller form

>>9680253
Blaming them for being lazy fuck that don do shit for EN is good enough.
Why they using fanmade models for this? Can't cover make ones?

>>9680721
Kiara just said nigger. The vod is getting privated.

>>9679384
I want Bench Gura now.

>>9681199
Their whole Smol Ame/Gura/Mori/etc personas are fanmade and it encourages THE FUCK out of fans to sing their praises as far as they can.

Did Gura do it on purpose?

>>9681346
What? I didn't hear it

>>9682198
shhh don't ruin the joke

>>9682151

>>9681938
And thanks to those fans HoloEN can do kino stream like this.
Cover just farmng money from iN without giving them anything.
What this would look like if 3D small Ame didn't happened?
JP girls - new outfits, full 3D concert, big project for anniversary from Cover
EN - dick all, "organise something yourslef if you want to. Ane pay for that too'

>>9682333
FUCK.
Good thing people are archiving this shit. I'll find it on the usual sites when I get home.

>>9681938
And thanks to those fans HoloEN can do kino stream like this.
Cover just farmng money from EN without giving them anything.
How this would look like if 3D small Ame didn't happened?
JP girls - new outfits, full 3D concert, big project for anniversary from Cover
EN - dick all, "organise something yourslef if you want to. Ane pay for that too'

Wait, this might actually get it not archived, or did they finally get permission for this?

She tastes the pee, guys.

Also, Kiara please, we listened to you now shut up!

>>9683538

There's no way this is getting archived

>>9683723
I was like, its ok she will shutup now
then she talks again, and again and again and again, then im like she will stop now right? then she talks again, MEMEMEME
I was enjoying the song and she ruined it for me
it's like that one person who keeps making remarks at everything in the movie theater loudly

>>9684391

Almost like someone is intentionally trying to grab as much screen/mic time as possible and/or is a bit jealous of another's raw talent.

>>9684391
She's too excited. Recently she's been checking herself but I guess it takes too much concetration.

>>9684391
>>9685219
Or Ame didn't mute them so everyone could hear what they were saying. Imagine being this retarded

>>9686337
hmm I wonder why the other 3 were silent hmmm or when they spoke it was never during her singing

>>9686604
Yeah totally couldn't hear Calli talking the whole time either hmmm

Calli what the fuck are you doing

>>9687214
am backup dancer. :}

>>9686875

It's a conspiracy to bully shark girl!

>>9679384
ok thats cool and all but madness: project nexus just got a release date

>>9683977
>They won't archive a big planned out anniversary stream with a bunch of custom VRchat shit made just for this
Doubt

Who is Qu? Never heard of her besides the Pochi collab, she cool?

She literally said "CUMBUDDIES"

>>9682949
I don't expect a ton of monetary support, but you think the lazy fuckers could at least be bothered to have management take 1 and a half hours out of their day to hold a fucking camera in VR chat?

>>9693416
timestamp

>>9679384
Suck it

Yes ma'am

>>9693815
I like it more this way. Gives it a 'Girls go on a vacation' vibe which has way more cuteness to it than anything ever needs to be.

>>9680253
>takes big cut of their money
>barely does shit for them
Fucking Cover bootlickers man
Least they could do is make them quality 3D models they can fucking use with this at home set up for VR chat.

>>9693815
it was way better without any corporate meddling. If it was by Cover it would be just a boring talk as 2d and thanking for supachas. Yeah, and the big logo announcement

>>9695296
This. The semi-lack of restrictions from cover is what made it good. I'm really curious if cover does allow them some level of work expense writeoffs where they get reimbursed.

>>9680253
I mean they could at least cover for this project, it look like ame funded the whole thing herself which is kinda stupid.

>>9695877
I think the girls all bought their own setups, but Ame helped pick them out for compatability and probably helped some of them set it up properly.
t. One of Kiara's streams where she talked about Ame helping her buy VR gear to do smol Kiara.

>>9695997
Did any of them give away that this was going to be a Smol collab? I'm a busy Tako who doesn't catch many streams, so I went into this stream with 0 expections. Nearly shat bricks when i saw them all Smol.

>>9696492
Nothing I'm aware of in the chumbeat members or regular streams. Highly doubt Ina would have hinted or let anything slip, either. Far as I know, Kiara and Ame are the only two that had anything overtly to do with the smol 3Ds.

>>9696492
Kiara asked for tech support for her vive setup on twitter then deleted it when she realized what she probably shouldn't talk about that.

>>9696492
Kiara mentioned buying a VR set so she could do smol Kiara things, but I think everyone assumed it was just going to be solo or Ame collab at some point.

>>9696492
I remember Gura was openly asking what the best VR headset was in some recent streams but aside from that I don't think we could have predicted this from anything she said specifically.

>>9679384
why did she do this tho

>>9679384
Take off your shoes

>>9683977
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZghtnL3y3k

>>9679752
they thought it was just a 3d chibi, it wouldn't be that lewd
they were wrong

>>9679752
Good point, why do they become hornier? Is there a science behind it? Does Calli wanna show off how she grinds at the club?

>>9679898
UOH
Mori cucked us all chumkeks

>Yagoo tweeted that the stream was "cute"

>>9710715
Yagoo saying somerhing positive about it is a good sign. Maybe Cover can send people to the US/CA to do the 3D stuff. It can't be too difficult to get the needed equipment brought over.

>>9679384
what kind of unicorn is that

>>9711898
>Cover going through any effort to help gaijins

>>9711953
If you succ its special horn, a magic goo comes out of the tip!

Why is smol Hololive better than regular Hololive

>>9679752
I think Calli might've still been buzzed. It can last surprisingly long sometimes.

>>9680253
>hiding behind covid for the complete lack of support for their most profitable, most popular, most internationally known, most successful project.
>pls andastand small company

This is going to drive a wave of futa Gura right? I'm ready

>>9714552
>Saying I'm an EOP without saying it.
Covid is a real thing, anon. HoloEN put Cover on the map? Got them all of the crossover deals? Interesting.

Why does Gura like feet and futa so much?

>>9715261
She is deformed and has lower brain function than the average Americans, please be nice

>>9715261
she grew up /here/

>>9715261
/ourgirl/

>>9679384
I love this picture.

>>9680184
>Smol Mori
>Lil Mori
>La petite Mort

It all fits.

>>9715157
covid isn't a problem anymore bro don't you have a shot lmao

It's the covid's fault i can't pay a few people who work from home to make a 3D model!

>>9717068
>It's the covid's fault I can't hire a company to build a 3d studio in the US for my massively successful english branch

>>9680253
>takes at least 30% of donations
>gives them one bugged 2d model every 6 months

>>9717106
You are a brain dead retard we had a 3D collab just a few hours ago

>>9717106
>build a studio in Califórnia
>Have to pay a bunch of taxes on that
>Have to hire employees
>Only one of the girls lives nearby
>Gura is somewhere on the other coast
>Ina is a snow Mexican
>Kiara is in Germany
>Mori is in Japan

It literally makes more sense to wait for covid to go away (lmao) or the en2 girls become popular enough to warrant a studio in the us, oh wait they hired two Aussies and a Korean

The fact that Ame had to use her own money is unacceptable, most likely she had to buy 4 vr headsets for the stream.

>>9717625
>The fact Ame had to use $8k at best of her $30-70k a month she makes is unacceptable.
Calm down faggot, Ame wanted to do something for her friends.

>>9717625
>buying it herself
she probably just told every one to buy the same or similar model on whatever amazon they have
they all have enough money to do so, anon

>>9717721
>30-70k a month
Source on this? Afaik the talents aren’t paid that well, after the YouTube and cover cuts.

>>9715261
she wants cock, but also likes booba and hates trannies. It makes perfect sense

Why did Ina not perform a song in her room? Even Ame did a joke one in hers.

>>9718135
Ina alone made $20k in SC which is still $6k if she's only getting 30% then add membership which according the the latest estimates is around 9k members so at another 30% cut is $13.5k which total to $19.5k for the lowest earning member in EN.

>>9718719
Keep in mind they ALSO get a generalized salary ontop of it.

They could host potentially good 3D collabs with JP and ID with this. Cover what are you doing

>>9718135
Total SC revenue alone puts ame at roughly 16k a month after youtube, cover and tax cuts.
Her channel is still monetized via ads which is an extra 2k to 6k.
Then add the monthly membership cost to that, which is way larger than the amount of people superchatting her, as is evident by all the different green names in chat, and you easily got at least 30k but most likely way more.

>>9718959
>ID
kek, with what internet?
>JP
Maybe, but its gonna ruin the whole 1st 3D interraction with JP (assuming there will be JP guest)

>>9718847
ah yes, the minimum wage of japan yea

>>9717625
>>9718025
>>9717721
>Ame bought headsets for everyone
Where's the proof of this?
She had to have spent a fuckton and had to pay for the shipping, made sure it reached all of them just in time which is doubtful since they can never coordinate anything properly or on time.

>>9720994
These kind of things are planned ahead by months, just an fyi.

>>9717625
they aren't exactly poor, buying a vive is very accessible for all of them. Probably convinced them it would be worth it (hence "thanks for believing in me")

>>9721056
Again, another statement without proof. Where's your proof for the first claim also? I highly doubt Ame paid for everything and somehow managed to get them shipped to the other ones on time because they can never do anything on time, not even the most important events like their debuts or their anniversaries. This is all just headcanon until proven.

>>9679384
>I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

>>9721234
There is no evidence besides the last card of the stream saying that it was all funded by teamates and investigators. Could be wrong, but sounds like evidence enough to me.

>>9721234
Legit question, have you never done projects or planned ahead in your life? I know that may be against the American dream and work ethic but....
>>9721371
This alone kind of says "we(not cover) paid for this moment."

>>9717625
>most likely she had to buy 4 vr headsets for the stream.
We know from the others saying they bought VR Headsets that this isn't true.

>>9699753
>>9701725
Classic Kiara

>>9679384
Why was Gura so sexual?

>>9679752
She's from underworldie Chicago. They just have different culture there.

>>9679384
ugly

>>9727817
she's not, just a weird coincidental placement

>>9715261
Have you forgotten who Gura is? You can't just erase your past self habits, it will inevitably comes out sooner or later. Which is also why she had to vent some steam in her unarchived edgy Dark Gura for example.

Post Gura futa... It's literally the only reason I keep checking back on this thread. I don't care about your EN whores I just wanna see double shark cock.

>>9717366
>and a Korean
Also Canadian.

>>9682868
Please direct a newfag to these sites you speak of, anon

>>9694736
squidliosis

>>9679384
Can someone link me to the threads? I missed yesterday.

>>9735521
zion sucking on goombas thick double cock... TuT

I want to rip inas tentacles and bbq them like at a korean bbq place

I want to watch ina dance

>>9718719
Please rewatch Coco's explanation. Cover only takes 33% after Youtube takes 33%.
Hololivelets take 45% in the end.

>>9739437
>33%
>33%
>45%
anon...

>>9742924
>(1-1/3)*(1-1/3) = 2/3*2/3 = 4/9 = 0.444... ~= 0.45 = 45%
anon...

>>9742924
Jesus, where do we get all these kids? You have to be 18 to post here, you should spend more time in school instead of this place.

>>9742924
I'll make it even simpler than the other anon;
She makes 100 dollars.
Youtube takes 1/3 which is $33 leaving her with $66.
Of that $66 Cover then takes 1/3 which is $22
That leaves her with 44 dollars.

44/100 is 44%

>>9679898
Built for the nippon nigger cock

>>9727817
She has been corrupted by Shi*n

>>9739437
You're off, youtube takes a flat 30%, and the remainder is split fifty fifty between the talent and cover. So its really more 35%

>>9736576
Hi newfag!

>>9679752
You can't give her a face like that and expect her not to pose like I did.

>>9759960
>like I did.

>>9679384

>>9759960
>pose like I did.
Mori I love you and I want you to know that I will be the final deadbeat.

>>9745807
>She makes 100 dollars.
>Youtube takes 1/3 which is $33 leaving her with $66.
>100-33 = 66
anon...

>>9679384
Why did she do it?

>>9739437
iirc cover takes 50%. So each side end up with 33 1/3% actually

>>9768105
Nope, let say you give 100 dollars to your oshi:
Youtube will cut 30% of it for them and give the rest to the streamer (70%)

Cover take 50% of it which is 50%*70%=35%
And the rest is given to your oshi, 35% to

>>9765694
She looks adorable when doing it that's why

>>9773123
I thought that Cover only took 30% after youtube cut? There's also the government cut, which should be at least another 20% after everything.

>>9765694
Gura a comedic genius

>>9764763
not if I am