/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love fucking this bear!

I miss Beatani's orgasms.

I come to shill.

Bea said this game was made by a friend of hers iirc. And it's 78 cents in Humble Bundle for the next 5 days. Steam key instead of gog sadly (where it's $1.20 DRM-free), but hey.

>>9641886
I think it was mainly made by this guy
https://twitter.com/moppin_

>>9641938
Yep. The current Humble Bundle platformer promo looks to be mostly single-developer games. With some exceptions like Megaman.

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/promo/pixel-perfect-platformers-sale

I think I'm getting Dust for 3 bucks. And never playing it because I'm busy.

If anyone wants to play, here's a gift code for Downwell (Steam)

Happy to say that this link completes through the 4k karaoke
https://youtu.be/rxVD44BoF5k
>Beatani Sings Playlist
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQkLva7llv3KUVjyMT7mZsU_Ln_Zh4DRy
Will start uploading the retrospective soon

>>9639986
Look on the bright side, now you're finally free to watch streamers that are actually good

>>9643382
I've left two of my memberships subscribed since March, but I think I will close the VTuber chapter of my life once Beatani calls it quits

>>9643654
I said that back in 2017/2018 when Siro started to pander hard to westerners, and I came back in late 2019/early 2020.

Don't bother.

I keep seeing posts about her website code in notepad. Which stream was this? I must have missed it.

>>9643777
Why? It's not like you have to do it forever. I knew about VTubers since Kizuna but I got deeper than I ever should have gotten due to the pandemic.

Is she gone? I can never tell with menhera bear. Seems like she hints a graduation for a few months now and I'm not a discord tranny that is in the know.

>>9643884
her last stream before the break
https://youtu.be/-nJwiQJatM0?t=3704
timestamped is finished, starts at 59:30

>>9644485
I kneel to Bea's programming ability.

>>9644273
Right now she's on a break. She won't be graduating until christmas. Graduation will be her christmas present for us.

I kinda figured out the secret of fruits posting

>>9644485
Thanks dad

I was always sure that if Bea was to graduate it would be in the form of group suicide with her most loyal dads.

What is she stuffed with?

>>9644993
Semen. Bea's.

>>9644535
>html
>programming
dad pls

>>9644689
At this rate, a year or two from now there's a chance I'd join it. Her grooming and abuse skills are too good. Not living up to her expectations feels terrible, and it's impossible to leave even if you want to. If I survive this, I promise I'll never make fun of abuse victims again.

>>9644689
In Minecraft.

>>9644993
pretty sure most stuffed toys are filled with either beans or fluff

>>9646973
I'll fill her with my beansprouts alright.

>>9645354
>Not living up to her expectations feels terrible
Any example of this?

>>9647940
Missing streams, not being active enough on Twitter, not producing enough fan content, and so on.

>>9648148
Who is you?

>>9645354
I said it before, but I realize I have an addiction to my relationship with the bear

>>9648148
That's bullshit

>>9648148
Pretty sure a lot of anons started getting filtered by the favoritism, reddit pandering, and discord.

>>9648148
Are you jealous of my love points score? They can only be redeemed for dates with Beatani, so they aren't worth too much

>>9648569
this

>>9648569
>reddit pandering
whenever someone says this, it invalidates everything else they are trying to say.

>>9648835
Do you deny that 4chan has a hate boner for reddit?

>>9648569
>reddit pandering

>>9648899
no, but intentionally advertising your most yabai content to reddit does not count as reddit pandering.

Hey dads, do you want Aggie today?

>>9649025
tabun maybe

>>9648952
Huh? Reddits are 95% coom brains. Who do you think is the general audience of the horny threads. How is that not pandering? She knows exactly what type of demographic she's trying to appeal to.

>>9649145
are you stupid? your average redditor would have hated the grooming review or the nutkumolity streams. she would have been far better shilling her karaokes in advance (as she did earlier). that was the actual >reddit pandering

>>9649240
>he unironically bought into the grooming meme
you low t faggot, I bet you also saved your sperm for the rfa countdown. You were the cuck in the cage weren't you? hahahaha

>>9649510
sorry, i was the one having sex the whole 2 weeks.

https://aggie.io/syu8n98tze
https://aggie.io/syu8n98tze
Aggie here. If you want to draw a bit pls join! You don't need to be gud to do it.
I have the feeling this will be a slow day, but also there is no hurry.

>>9644628
Well don't leave me hanging.

>>9650615
did my part

>>9638764
Please explain this. It's bothering me.

>>9651541
It's great, thanks. Fuwahiro? Fuwachihiro?

>>9650615
why is fuwatani's bow pink in the video but red in the L2D model

>>9652114
Lighting, color balance or oversight. Maybe she just has different bows, unlike Bea who never bathes and wears the same clothes everyday. Those boots must be ripe.

>>9651565
tegami means hand drawn
my guess is that the picture shows people being selected from chat

>>9654274
Maybe so. I can see where you're coming from so that's the theory for now.

We got Fuwatani and live2d updates because we ignored her for a day. Imagine what we could get if we ignored her for a month.

>>9654852
A daughter suffering all alone.

>>9654918
She has real life friends, anon...

i love this fucking bear

>>9655418
She's stuck on the XP Hill, anon...

>>9655449
DRYBI?

>>9639986
Literally who?

now bea is gone confess your sins!!

>>9657303
I'm Bea

>>9657303
I love Bea

>>9644628
Pay attention to the order then you'll know what did she mean by fruits posting. For example July was that fucking tangerine period.

>>9657303
I stopped lurking because of this bear

beatani makes too much money to be indie, she needs to have her wealth redistributed

>>9658236
Spoonfeed for us retarded dads onegai

>>9658648
250 hours anon?

>>9658658
she's been keeping that cunny all to herself for 25 years, it's time to share it. with me.

>>9658684
OK I'll tell you fruits posting mean nothing. I know this because I'm Bea.

>>9650615
Update

>>9659004
I see. Is the fishposting also meaningless?

>>9650615
Which cunt deleted my layer and blocked me?

>>9660111
If you tried to write NIGGERS over the other layers I only deleted it.

>>9660155
What are you, some kind of racist? Go back to /pol/ jackass.

kill yourself

>>9659987
hot

>>9660241
go to sleep fuwatani

>>9658648
me too actually

>>9639986
I don't_____

>>9661671
My heart

>>9650615
>Full of shitty drawings and no space
O-okay

>>9659987
I want to see Fuwatani between Eira's badonkers now

>>9663290
be the change you want to see in the world

>>9655420
>>9658648
me too

Bea, VShoujo applications are due soon-- did you submit already? Just making sure!

>>9664694
I shouldn't say this but an inside source told me her and Kana are confirmed.

>>9664694
>>9664799
looking forward to the upcoming collab

>>9650615
>>9659191
Cute Fuwatanis

>>9665277
That tanasinn
Oh man, that site is still alive as well.
http://tanasinn.org

>>9641886
>Bea said this game was made by a friend of hers iirc.
Wait really? I saw her play this and don't remember that.

>>9650615
Thank you for joining today!
/yah/art anon, all yours.

Beatani just know that we hate vwhoro around these parts and if you ever even talk about it we'll leave you

>>9667782
First day here, huh? You'll be gone by your next major stream.

>>9667782
the prostitute is the only one I like

>>9667439
I love that Beatang

>>9667782
I watch Nyanners more than Bea

>>9667782
I hate Nyanners for the reasons most oldfags hate her and I think I jerked off to a melody stream once like a year ago but outside of that I don't care and have zero opinion on them. Which is still better than how I feel about H*l*live

I absolutely hate Fuwatani. Just the sight of that asshole's smug face fills me with violent anger. And every single tweet makes me seethe.
If this thing isn't dead by the end of this arc I will probably make one and kill it myself. Slashing it to pieces it would be very satisfying. So would burning it.
But, you know what? This is quality bait specifically made as a parting gift, and we get so little good bait these days.
So thanks for that Bea, even if if being baited hard I'm laughing at my own menhera and having a good time.

>No short today
Ogey...

>>9668848
I miss her already...

>>9668848
It's literally not even 8 in the morning and we were very busy trying to make a baby last night, pls andastand.

I couldn't care less for summer event in minecraft Beatani should start planning for Halloween. Maybe some horror movie watchalongs on pomf or a live exploration to that house with all the porn magazines.

The lesbian ate deep fried chicken today.

Every day I want to fuck her more than the last, is there an upper limit to my lust?

>>9669785
You'll eventually reach the lust singularity and turn into sex vapors which is how babies are made.

>>9670291
It's already happening! I'm becoming sex!

>>9670570
YAMERO, TAKESHI!

>>9670570
oh GOD he's going nuclear!
Explosive cum meltdown iminent!

>>9664694
she didn't take VOMS audition, what a waste

uwaah~ just fucked fuwatani.
how was your day dadchamas?

>>9672364
was she a screamer?

>>9672364
Kusobear take your break from screens already!

>>9672364

>>9672364
hi seep

>>9667782
But we don't, it's just the the usual parroting of the typical vt biais and shitposting but if you actually ask people who tried to watch them (and not just the 2 same clips) they'll give a more nuanced view.
Typical Melody or Ironmouse are pretty solid streamers, melody is surprinsingly the more wholesome despite her background.
Sure you can dislike "twitch culture" or whatever than even means, or dislike "reaction to youtube video" content (tho bea did some of that in a way some every now and then it's not even that bad). But overall they're not that insanely bad and forbidden to even reference, it's a lot of exaggerated shitposting.

>>9672627
>or dislike "reaction to youtube video" content (tho bea did some of that in a way some every now and then
I'd hope nobody watching Bea gets butthurt about that because it's a lot more than "some every now and then." Hell she had like a solid hour of derails last stream just watching Crash Bandicoot commercials.

>>9672627
i like nyanners (unironically)

>>9672715
>Hell she had like a solid hour of derails last stream just watching Crash Bandicoot commercials.
It was like 10 minutes, not an hour

>>9673580
just double checked the VOD and while it was only a few minutes for the Crash commercials it was like an hour for a "reaction to youtube" derail in general so the point about her doing it often stands.

>>9669353
> filename
It means itoddler right? Who keeps posting these?

https://youtu.be/u5aoo13jNWo

>>9672627
we do

>>9676733
i'm just waiting for the final reflection yab in one of these videos

Bea this fluffy bastard is wasting all your money on expensive fruits. Someone needs to put a stop to this.

People not on the discord may not know (or care) but it seems the beach event (for a later stream) started being prepared seriously on the server, I just checked
Video of the planned base result apparently : https://streamable.com/ykdamc

>>9678258
Looks nice, will look better with swimsuits risuna running around

Imagine using momo shampoo and Fuwatani smells your hair.

>>9678658
She would try to eat it

I want to rub my cheeks against Fuwatani! She's so cute and looks so soft

I'm confused. her youtube and twitch are so small. But she has a huge wiki page.

>>9680193
You ever done assignments for school where you padded it with lots of buzzwords and meaningless crap?
It's the same

>>9680193
I'm pretty sure that was all done by one guy

>>9680572
Is that one guy likely OP?

>>9680193
A professional autist made that. It's quite impressive really.

>>9680651
No

>>9678258
based

I'm so glad beatani is a lesbian. If she's gonna cuck us with someone might as well be with a girl

Get believable bait at least.

>>9678258
who cares about that stupid event

>>9678258
'normal' minecraft builds bore me. Make actual beatani-themed stuff retards

Daily Fuwatani shorts! Yeah!

>>9684068
If you mean the lesbian post, when have you seen Bea show interest for men?

>>9685289
Sniffing Fuwatani's shorts! They smell like her momo!

she's not a lesbian. take my word for it (or don't)

>>9687523
Yes I know because we have sex every night

>>9687523
She's bi only because of Hiroyuki and this anon >>9687593

Yurifags are like fujoshis, they go from pushing characters to real people.

I am going to CONCEEEEEERN

>>9690881
Too much beer?

>Uncompressed
https://files.catbox.moe/wt0557.png

>>9691235
Sugoi! Interesting how they have the ribbon and swimsuit colors swapped.

>>9691235
Nice

>>9691660
wow you noticed it quickly i didn't expect it

>>9691235
Missed opportunity to showcase Chihiro's perfect feet, but still good

>>9691235
I'm loving these pictures with the three of them hanging out.

>>9677311
>reflection
This cocky bear is fucking doing it on purpose. She triple checked the reflections already and knows we're going to try to ENHANCE anyways.

>>9697607
the metal spoon is a challenge. you lose

Chihiro is literally spooning with Fuwatani and making you watch.

>>9697607
Everyone just pretends they didn't see anything anyway. Every dad with a keen eye knows what Chihiro looks like by now.

>>9698286
Don't say too much though.

>>9698286
Yeah, why do you think I dumped Bea for her hotter sister?

>>9698286
Who would've guessed she looks exactly like an Asian woman?

25 year old virgin kissless woman that plays with plushies and makes baby voices

>>9702862
t. Bea

>>9702862
>makes ikemen voices
ftfy

>>9702862
That's my future wife

>>9702862
Why not go for her 27 year old experienced sister? She knows how to treat a man.

these days I have been wondering what would have happened to our lives if the flu never happened, what would the dads, bea or me be doing? what is obvious is we wouldn't be obsessed with a girl who pretends to be a polar bear

>>9702862
You couldn't describe a more perfect waifu.

>>9704754
My life would have been way different. I've lost family and drifted apart from friends because of it and the things that have happened. Living in bizzarro world right now.

>>9702862
I don't find any problem

>>9702862
Sounds based to me

>>9702862
If I knew my friends were watching my streams, I'd be too embarrassed to act like a baby the way she does. I think she’s able to do it because she acts the same way outside of the streams. She did mention her friends are often embarrassed being with her in the public due to her exhibiting childish behaviour (such as running around aimlessly). I also believe she doesn't actually have ADHD. All the symptoms are caused by her being a big adult baby, which caused a misdiagnosis. She might have some other mental illness that causes her to act that way, but most likely, it's just her personality (maybe even a fetish).
It should be noted that what we are seeing on the stream is only the pinnacle of the iceberg. She knows it's embarrassing, so she's holding herself back. I'm interested in knowing how she acts outside of the streams. Maybe she spends most of her time laying in a crib sucking a pacifier? We already know many of her childish activities: playing with plushies, making a mess, drawing childish drawings using crayons, reading comics/picture books, watching YouTube videos about other children, and so forth.
Her wanting to be a baby also explains some of her other actions such as calling us dads and wanting to remain a virgin. It also explains many of her shortcomings such as being unable to wash herself without getting wet, failing to fill the bath water for her mother, and not being able to perform daily activities (like bathing, using the toilet, and following schedules). Sometimes her baby brain also works to her advantage. For example, it allows her to learn new vocabulary and new skills extremely fast. As a baby, she obviously likes cute and furry things like cats and pokemon. The reason she likes to abuse them is that she hasn't developed empathy yet. Empathy doesn't properly develop until age 5-6, so I believe Beatani's mental age is below that age.
I'm glad she's finally comfortable enough with us to come out as an adult baby. I hope none of the dads will abandon her because of this. Let's take care of our baby daughter together!

>>9706537
>wanting to remain a virgin
She wants to fuck Shaymin.

>>9706537
>Maybe she spends most of her time laying in a crib sucking a pacifier?

Last stream I watched was the birthday one what is she up to now?

>>9706870
falseflag

>>9706855
With her penis. She only cares about the virginity of her cunny.

>>9706537
great diagnosis, now make one for the dads.

>>9706904
???

Here's a blast from the past: Upbear.

Bea please play Warbears, it's short enough to finish in a single stream even by you.

>>9707705
>even by you

>>9684909
It's from a specific beatani request. If you have ideas how to make it "beatani themed" aside from drawing a clover somewhere or making umbrealls with Windows XP colours, feel free to share.

The lesbian has a twin sister.

>>9702862
You should make this the title of your next YT short. I think it will do great!

>>9708595
I have no idea sorry, and didn't know it was Beatani request

>>9709112
>Cringe boring dad should find his own sense of humor and stop copying his daughter

>>9709252
AR is a lesbian mom

>>9709239
Why are you pretending to be me, retard.

>>9708595
I don't give a shit, it's still boring

>>9709567
Then don't come to the beach event faggot. Don't worry I won't miss you

>>9658737
2 years before posting as god intended.

>>9658648
You're here though?

So beatani lives in xp hill are there any towns or stores nearby? How does she survive?

>>9711355
She doesn't have to eat since it's the internet.

>>9711355

>>9639986
You never deserved her. It's only fair that failure dads were abandoned.

>>9639986
You need to let her go Anon, the car crash wasn't your fault

Something smells fishy to me

>>9711389
this isn't true, if she gets horny and she needs to pee and shit she still needs to eat

>>9711708
there is no evidence that she shits

List beatani's skills from best two worst

>>9711954
>best two worst
Worst two are taking a bath and peeing. Basically everything hygiene and self care will be at the bottom. The top will be creative stuff. She's extremely talented, intelligent, and creative. It's funny though thinking about this gets me feeling a bit like bea is not actually a master in anything. It makes sense though, she has said countless times how fast she gets bored of everything from things to literal people. please don't get tired of me too, bea

>>9711954
tabun
https://tiermaker.com/create/beatani-skills-304478

>>9712297
>Character Design
I'd say she is above basic here. She has talked about creating manga and is a competent artist to put her vision to paper.
>Networking
Not enough data. You are saying she is basic level skilled in networking, but the networking skill we have seen is a matter of choice. I bet if she wanted to play the SNS game better, she could.
>instruments
Also not enough data. Her main instrument was not guitar. She played drums in the rock band. As a musician, I'd say she's good (she knows more than basic concepts, at least) but it's hard to pinpoint instrument proficiency
>high level gameplay
Move to complete trash. We have never seen any example that bea can play complex vidya.
>cooking
She seems at least basic here, its just that she is often saying she is too lazy to cook

>>9678258
While I'm that much into Minecraft I saw one of the even propositions that seemed very interesting, basically "Everyone is in creative but with an inventory full of only 1 single block, and people have the stream length to cooperate and create w/e Beatani-related building they can with chat disabled"

Sounds like it could create some godly monstrosity and it's easy to watch even without knowing the game.

>>9712486
That does sound pretty fun, and since you don't have to have followed what the server did until then it's easy to get into for outsiders as well.

>>9712480
She said herself she was unable to do more than bland character designs. Beatani may be her best one but all other characters she did were pretty basic. Not saying it's a bad thing, but she couldn't work as chara designer I think, most of her characters would look the same unless she draws furry characters maybe

>>9712508
>high level gameplay
>Move to complete trash
I thought she was good at downwell tho

>>9712555
i consider that simple gameplay with a high skill ceiling... i guess its semantics and maybe we are talkinga bout 2 different things, because i agree with you re:downwell

>>9678258
So, "natural" with gravel or full sand? Seems like a heated choice!

>>9712508
i think beatani is harder on herself than your average person would be on someone else, so i'd still say she is above basic in the design department.

>>9712676
Please I love the game and the project but I'd rather respect the wish of containing it to the discord since many people here probably don't care that much, don't wanna make it worse for them.

>>9712710
Oh my bad, thought it was so controversial I should bring it here.

>>9711510
Cute Chihiro

>>9712705
It's always the same thing, as someone playing piano in train stations often, I get many people stopping by and being so impressed and asking "wow, when did you start? I'll never be able to do that" when I don't feel very good myself and think the same about pro pianists, but pro pianists themselves probably have that same feeling seeing their own shortcomings.
I'm pretty sure most creatives feel that way since they know the "tricks" and how they got there, they're never impressed at their own creation.
Also why while getting compliments is nice, it often feels weird unless it's from someone in the same field, because you feel like they're just "generally" liking it without other thoughts, tho I can't blame them of course

>>9712710
>>9712756
It's not bad to bring it here. I'm not on the Discord but I enjoy an occasional update.

>>9712676
I feel just sand looks a bit bare/plain; might be just me
Tho it would help drawing patterns on the sand I guess

>>9712849
If you have any idea how to make beach event builds and terrain be "beatani themed" don't hesite to share, honestly it's easy aside from like a beatani statue in the mountain maybe, I want it to be interesting even for non players..

>>9712893
Not sure, Bears and Beach don't go that well together, would have been easier with Salmon

>>9712710
I don't think it's an issue as long as it's not constant spam honestly, it was only put on discord to make it easier and not have 80% of the thread be about bea minecraft server. But seeing a bit every now and then is good for me, it's still part of Beatani projects after all.

>>9713016
This. It's nice to see where the server is headed without having to wade through a bunch of posts.

>>9712845
>feels weird unless its from someone in the same field
i hate this mentality. if you are not a creator you cannot become a respected critic? of course this is not true. however, i can understand that a creative person may subconsciously still feel this way.

>>9713168
That's not exactly what I meant even if I understand it comes off weird, compliments are appreciated but it's hard not to feel like they don't see your mistakes while someone in your fields will notice those more easily.

It's not a very good feeling ofc but it's one you get even if you don't want, at least I think it's just in the back of one's mind even if they'd rather no think like that.

>>9713223
striving for perfection and having your works being appreciated are two different things. i've been extremely grateful to artists in the past while also noticing flaws or other things in their work. they aren't mutually exclusive. i've also had artists in other fields ask me for feedback as an outside party. it's because they appreciate my input specifically as someone knowledgeable who is not a creator, but an educated consumer.

>>9713168
>if you are not a creator you cannot become a respected critic
That's doesn't contradict him. The critic and creator can be in the same field. It takes a certain familiarity with a hobby to understand what is easy / hard. There are a lot hobbies where easy stuff can impress normies.

>>9713502
It's a fair view for sure.
Not to blogpost but I had one thing blow up (like 500k views and constant stream of comments for months) and very fast I got desensitized to the usual compliments as they start feeling impersonal especially since naturally a lot of them will the same generic words over and over. When someone harsh give you a direct overall good critic it does feel different.

>>9713594
Actually when I play piano there are 2 different styles that have different results, one that impress "casual" listeners easily but any guy knowing how to play piano would see trough it and call out the "cheating" ways of making it sound impressive, and one that isn't as appealing to the regular passerby but that a musician would praise much more.

>>9712676
I don't think anyone is autistic enough to care for that kind of detail anyway, right?

>>9712676
I don't like the gravel but maybe it would look different on the ground.

>>9712676
bottom one clearly looks better right

>>9714612
nta but I do think it's indeed a bit plain, as natural beachs are often not that clean looking, but maybe anon should try other blocks closer looking to sand

I can't believe she evolved into a fruitposting bush.

>>9639986
I don't

>>9716358
you dooooooont

>>9716506
YOU DOOOOOO

I'll say it. If Chihiro doesn't cook for us I'll have to insist upon a naked dogeza from her too.

>>9718316
I trust she will

Bea's not using the internet. Use this opportunity to say something nice about her before she comes back

>>9718461
I think Beatani sucks

>>9641886
I love downwell! Never beat it though, also didn't know Bea played it. Better go check it out.

>>9718461
I know she's not weaker than Dads, so she'll definitely not fail her no internet reps.

>>9718461
She's very cute and also strong enough to not fail.

>>9718461
I trust her to do her best and not let a momentary lapse derail the overall effort. If there are any polar bears reading this: good luck and turn off the damn screen!

>>9718646
Why should I

>>9718646
And if it gets really bad, stash the phone someplace annoying to get to

You can do it!

>>9718718
yeah bea, just put it in the bathtub

Bea is incredible and very sweet when she's not putting on a character. I wonder how shitty this year would have been without her. She built one of the most impressively creative communities too even if a lot of you are faggots.

>>9718907
rumao

>>9718907
kek

>>9719109
I know it's really hard for you, but could you try just being nice? Stop being a backhanded ironic cunt who is too cool for other vtuber fans.

>>9719166
No

>>9719258
I feel sorry for you.

>>9719166
But he's right

>>9709112

>>9719109
Enjoy it. It's mostly random when it happens, but something nice always appears when the nukumolity kicks in on this site.
We'll be around for several years in some form, and I imagine Bea will stick around even if she does get bored of streaming.

>>9706537
I'm happy for you or sorry that happened

what games defined beatani's childhood?

>>9719628
she literally talked just last stream about playing popolocrois and crash bandicoot growing up.

>>9719628
Crash
Popolcrois
Horse gambling
Pokemon
I dunno

>>9719709
I didn't watch last stream because I actually followed through ignoring her.

>>9719755
Strong dad

I love Beatani and wish her strength

i hope bea never leaves xp hill and becomes a witch

Bea will leave XP Hill, I believe it.

What costume should Bea have for Halloween? Sexy nurse? Sexy maid? Sexy stuffed animal?

>>9720191
She will, but it will be fun to see what happens next

>>9720227
Naked with band aids on her nipples

>>9720262
Bandaids on nipples and nothing (but some hair of course) on her pussy.

>>9720227
pumkin head

>>9720191

>>9718461
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but she is just pretending to be fuwatani and she is still using the internet

>>9720617
So you're telling me there's an ojisan pretending to be a 25 year old woman pretending to be a polar bear pretending to be a stuffed animal pretending to not use the internet? That's a pretty hard pill to swallow.

What do you even do if you can't look at screens? Lie in bed? Even if you go outside, there's nothing to do aside from walking around aimlessly.

>>9720683
of course not. It's a cute otokonoko, not an ojisan.

>>9720617
Beatani has split personality disorder. In practice Beatani and Fuwatani are two different people.

>>9720617
Take your meds, schizo. It's obvious it's really Fuwatani posting.

>>9720706
Read books or printed manga, draw, play instruments, visit friends/family, meditate, have sex, cook, make stuffed animals, go for a walk, go fishing. Tons of things.

Did you dads know that bea gets a notification when you leave her membership? If you knew and left anyway...why are you SO CRUEL?

Would you trust bea to not cheat on you?

>>9720890
Yes, because I wouldn't cheat on her...

>>9720883
Do they really though? I don't think YouTube does that. You can tell if there were cancelled memberships during a stream but not who and not a notification.

>>9720883
Greychads don't have this problem

>>9720890
absolutely not, she's cucking dads with that seep bitch

>>9720883
dads wouldn't hurt the bear would they?

>>9720926
They do get a notification though. I'll post the source in the next /yah/ thread

Would you be okay with bea dropping the family theme for her fanbase and instead call us "kumers"?

>>9720883
Every week I wait for Bea to post on Twitter, and I cancel my oil balon membership
When she goes offline I reactivate it but I like to think it gives her a little jump every time

>>9721054
This one isn't even at bump limit. I'm sure you're not just making this up of course.

>>9721207
no

>>9721207
If she drops the family I drop her.

So is Beatani a natural machiavellian, or did she build up her manipulation skills with years of practice, and if so, on whomst?

>>9723071
She learned it from her gyaru mom. Probably why her brain is broken too. Poor Bea never stood a chance.

>>9723071
She learned from her sister

>>9723071
She's a survivor. A polar predator perfected over time.

>>9723265
chihiro...

>>9723228
>>9723265
>>9723272
Surely we're not her first victims though

I don't think she is manipulative, she is just a lazy bear

>>9723391
She's like a supervillain that has good intentions but their so lazy and uncoordinated they bumble into situations that makes them look evil.

>>9723490
That's the perfect way to describe her

I bet she doesn't miss us at all

>>9723770
Go to bed and stop checking your phone

>>9723770
yes it's not like she created entire different persona just so she technically could stream and tweet while on vacation...

>>9723840
she won't admit it.

>>9723770
How is that break going?

>>9723876
W-wa? Haaaaaa~

Now that Beatani is on her vacation, say something mean about her.

>>9724476
I wish she was nicer to me

>>9724476
I wish she wasn't so nice to me

>>9724476
She needs to lose 4kg

>>9724476
I can't, sorry

>>9724652
Good..

no one has ever had this power over me, what is so special about this polar bear ?

>>9724823
It's fun to root for the underdog right? Especially if they're cute. Or she's a witch controlling your mind.

>>9724823
It's not the bear, it's the nukumolity as a whole

>>9719109
>Bea is incredible and very sweet when she's not putting on a character
She's a lot of nice things but definitely not this one. She just says things directly as they come to heir head, she's not nice or mean, and she's definitely in for herself far before anything else.
I'm not saying it's a good or bad thing but people who think bea is "very sweet"' are really off the mark.

>>9720890
Eh, probably, because unfortunately she seems the kind to not care that much about intercourse and you'd have to ask it from her like a favor (which can be furstrating), so I don't think she'd cheat.

>>9725264
This. She's not malicious but much of the niceness is customer service. This goes for anyone providing a service not just Bea.

>>9725264
hat's why I love her she is so real like a member of myt family

>>9724649
how the fuck is a 0kg bear supposed to lose 4kg retardchama?

>>9725546
Antimatter

>>9725546

Has your life and or mood improved now that you no longer have to fear the bear's wrath? I can finally stop looking over my shoulder and jumping at noises.

>>9725880
Yes. I can finally go to bed calm, and showing my back.

>>9725264
so you are saying she is unironically autistic?

>>9725264
I guess you have to be a part of the inner circle book club to understand.

>>9725880
Right before I closed my eyes to sleep I heard scraping outside my window and a faint voice said "matane" I went to check it out in the morning there was white fur on the ground and a half eaten peach.

>>9726215
>"No tears, just fuwafuwa"

>>9726215
that's actually scary....reminds me of the time I saw a ghost at night, outside of my window looking straight at me, illuminated by the moonlight. That was spooky

How can I emotionally manipulate beatani?

>>9726860
you can't.

>>9726860
Pretend a cute girl, let her try to groom you in an offpako, then reveal your secret, pinning her down and making her admit that tomato is a fruit.

>>9726860
Yah already does

I like bea's english accent

https://youtu.be/YK4W20TQ_PY?t=43

>>9727120
>24 year old
They grow up so fast dads...

she's so retarded bros... I miss her

>>9727274
Who's going to tighten the strap on her autism helmet for her? What if she falls asleep in the weekly bath and drowns. What if shes becomes too lazy to breath and just fucking dies. I'm starting to concern a little.

I love Beatani so much!

>>9727367
she might even breathe too much coca-cola air! I worry so much...