/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>"Alright, I think we've got everything ready here." The unfamiliar woman—the *blue-haird* unfamiliar woman, as you realize you now have to specify—clears her throat, addressing the three of you.
>You're still not entirely sure how you got here. Actually, you're not entirely sure about a *lot* of things. Your memories were… clouded, to say the least. Your head still ached like hell, and you had to grasp the arms of the chair tightly to make sure you weren't going to fall out of it.
>"We're gonna start this thing with one-on-one interviews," she informs you, clicking a pen. "I'm Ouro Kronii, in case you don't remember. Warden of Time." That sounded like a heavy title.
>"Okay." You blink, taking slow, deep breaths. "What am I doing here, again?"
>Looking aroud the room, you were confused as to how you even got *in*—there were no doors, just four brick walls, painted an eggshell white. The only furniture in the room was two chairs, a table—welded to the floor—and an analog clock hung on one of the walls. The quiet ticking of the clock was at once both annoying and comforting. The sound groudned you, steady repetition reminding you that this was real, not just some half-formed memory.
>"Ugh." She winces, distressed at your question. "Sorry," she adds quickly. "I just… get this question a lot." And she hasn't gotten any more used to dealing with having to tell people who they are. "Right." She flips a few pages on her clipboard. "You're… Mister Anonymous, correct?"
>The question isn't rhetorical. She really thinks you might not know your own name.
>"Yes, that's me," you nod, and she relaxes slightly. "I remember my birthday, my address, my bank account number… most of the important things, I think."
>"Other than why you're here," she finishes. "And any close personal relationships you might have." That one felt more like a barb. Was it in reference to something? You couldn't recall.
>"I recall… having family," you mutter, holding your head in your hands. Only dimly—you recall a big, bearded man that you think is your father? But then again, maybe he was an uncle…
>"Right. Well, you're here to clear up some things," she tells you. "I know your memories are… damaged, and I'll be helping that with you too, but there's one thing I need your assistance with first."
>"And that is?" Despite your headache, you manage what you think is a half-decent glare. You didn't appreciate this time lady's tone.
>"Do you have any recollection of the events of last Thursday?" she asks. You blink, dumbstruck. You barely remembered your father's name, and she was asking you about specific days? Still, you should at least *attempt* to answer.
>Trying to pierce the veil of fog inside your head wasn't simple, though. No matter how hard you grasped at the clouds for answers, the memories just flowed out of your hands. Wait! You had something!
>"I remember… red," you mutter, shaking your head. A flash of red, and then… what? "Danger, I think." Pain—your skin burning like you were being cooked. You growl, trying to extract more from the scraps—but nothing comes. "Nothing else."
>"…right." She doesn't seem shocked by this—not disappointed, but not happy, either. "That's fine," she tells you, trying to be diplomatic. "It's totally normal to have your memories scrambled by a temporal anomaly of that magnitude."
>"Anomaly?" Is that what happened? You still can't remember.
>"Yeah." She sighed—she had the look of a tired detective who'd just seen his third murder this week—and a really messy one, too. "They've been getting more frequent recently—that damn 'detective' fucking around with her shitty watch," she mumbles under her breath.
>You nod, having *no idea* what that even means, and she jumps, as if suddenly realizing you can hear her.
>"Sorry. I'm dealing with some stuff." She clears her throat, indicating that the 'stuff' doesn't involve you. "You were caught in a sudden-onset time anomaly at your home," she tells you, her voice grave. You blanch—you definitely remembered your place, and while it wasn't *great*, you'd still hate to lose the place. "You were at home at the time, as you can probably tell."
>"Is the place alright?" you ask. You had clearly come out fine—physically, at least—but you had no idea what a 'time anomaly' could to your house. The woman—Warden Kronii, you guessed—flinched, and your stomach twisted in knots.
>"Your home is fine. A bit… well, there are no holes in anything. " You'd spent years saving up for that place, so it'd *better* be fine. You calm somewhat, relaxing into the surprisingly uncomfortable metal chair. "Unfotunately, I have some bad news."
>"Yeah?" You shift, trying to find a way to sit that didn't make your knees or back ache. "Hit me."
>"You were also at home with your girlfriend at the time," she tells you. "She suffered what the office is calling a 'timeline fracture. That's… what I need your help for, actually."
>"Fuck," you hear yourself say. Kronii nods, putting on an understanding face.
1/??

>>9635915
I'm *not* gonna finish this tonight, but I felt like I had to push through to at least finish the first post. Next time, the actual bits that include the character(s) this thing is based on.
Archiveanon, if you're here, archive this under "Ollie/Olivia", since that's where I'm going with this.

>Kronii's thread
https://vocaroo.com/1mqIUwuXW799

>>9635959
>Some random guy's voice
No way fag.

>>9635959
based takeshipost kek

I love my clock wife!

>>9635959
BORN TO CUM
WORLD IS A FUCK
Cum Em All 1989
I am sex man
410,757,864,530 CUMMED RRATS

>Had a chance to show support for Kronii and say we'll continue to support her no matter what she does while she was in Sana's chat
>Was too busy trying to set up the time stamps for the OP because the thread was almost archived.
I'm going to lie down for a while.

>>9636258
Just send her an akasupa next stream

>>9636374
Money dilutes the message though.

>>9636550
Don't be so autistic bro

>>9636550
This is poor people speak

>>9636258
I'm sure she knows, Anon.

>>9636588
>Don't be so autistic bro

>>9636646
You can be autistic and functional enough to tell Kronii you love her

>>9636695
That's a good joke anon.

>>9636714
Laugh all you want. At the end Kronii will be MINE because I showed her my love. I will heal her and you can't stop me.

>Kronii inviting Ame for dinner!
>Kronii serving Ame a full course made of Bubba as retribution for her time shenanigans!
>Ame eating everything unknowing and finding everything exquisite!
>Kronii revealing Bubba's severed head in a cloche plate!
>Ame having a breakdown!
>Kronii emotionally torturing Ame, using Bubba's head as a puppet!
>Ame losing her sanity!
>Kronii then reseting time to the dinner's beginning because she doesn't think Ame is suffered enough!
>This is the 349th loop!

>>9636794
What do you offer to the table anon?

>>9636794
Remember that time heals all wounds...so there's no evidence she beat you up if you attempt to call the cops on her.

>>9634366
>>9634388
I have never felt the drive to write as strong as when making this one...Enjoy, lads!

Cuckquean of Time, Part 5, with S(ana and F)auna
https://rentry.co/srvu5

>>9636821
Kek it's almost identical to how I pictured it in my head. Now I don't if I should carry on with mine

>>9636838
>Remember that time heals all wounds
If only that were true.

>>9636833
My heart and my soul

>>9636846
2 fics in a day? Bless you VampKronii, truly a scholar of our time
Also, I want to sit on Kronii’s lap

>>9636821
I imagine a sequel to this which is part John Wick and part Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

>>9636821
>First the Gosling snuff
>Now killing her dog
What do we have against Ame?

>>9636846
BASED

>>9636923
Personally, nothing. I just think Kronii dominating Ame is hot as fuck.
t. kroniemate

>>9636916
If this is about the Tulpa, you need to put at least a year of work into it if you want to have it even have a remote chance of working.
Do NOT cut corners on a tulpa.

>>9635858
>>Guerilla Collab Stream: Minecraft with Sana and Fauna
>Sana enters Kronii's hidden underground bunker
>https://youtu.be/4rzIscmMqOU?t=1234 [Embed]
>Kronii joins the server
>https://youtu.be/4rzIscmMqOU?t=6407 [Embed]
Shit bros, the rrat was right, wasn't it?
Its all scripted, isn't it?

>>9636846
Based and cuckqueanpilled

>>9635858
i love my clock wife and i will support all her minecraft endeavours!

>>9636846
Based. I'm not a smellfag or a sweat guy, but that was really good!

>>9637036
How did she get the chainmail armor?

https://twitter.com/hievasp/status/1436980119524892673?s=19
Kronii retweeted this
UNITY

>>9636838
>Kronii abuses you to the point of near death if you annoy her or beat her in a game
>reverses time and feels bad afterwards but you both still remember it
>you both fuck for hours afterwards to make her feel better
Surprisingly cute for yandere/sadism, would make for a decent fic desu

>>9637062
it looks like she played a ton offstream

>>9637063
Londoners BTFO

>>9637072
huh, that could be pretty good a very good prompt for Vampkronii Part 3

Benz-kun...

>>9637132
FINALLY

>>9636846
you're a maniac vampbro
part 2 where baelz is jealous she missed out so everyone teams up to sexually bully her when?

>>9637132
>pretty good a very good
man, I am heading back bed, the cold is getting on my brain again...

>>9637137
we cant get mad with them
they are CUTE!

>>9637176
>heading back bed
Vamp Kronii is having a stroke

>>9636975
Just because Kronii can stop time doesn't mean she's compelled to kill dogs like an Araki character.

>>9637186
>Kronii breaks your mind so hard you literally get brain damage
Hmmm…
no I’m not fucking writing that

>>9637206
>she is korean
>she fucking said kill the mutt in the minecraft stream

>>9637137
Kronii was smart enough to know it's not Ford or Honda and picked the one option that it could possibly be.

Owl needs to do research

>>9636821
>Kronii challenges Ame to a pokemon battle
>a starved and abused Timemutt savagely murders Bubba in front of Ame while Kronii smiles

>>9637036
Kenshi stream when?

>>9637298
7 days to day with all holo EN when

>200,000 words
It isn't even a full month, what fuck is gonna happen in a year.

>>9637323
a library complex

>>9637323
Library of Alexandria

>>9637323
writefags gonna write every posible fetish and weird stuff and /infinity gonna enter in a takeshin siingularity that is gonna destroy the internet,

wait which one of you motherfuckers wrote this

>>9637560
Did you write that? It doesn't have the save options for me, and when I read it it has a picture of Kronii at the top

>>9637636
i just copy pasted into a word counter from the google doc

>>9637644
Oh.
Oh jesas

>>9637644
Sure you did

Have we passed /wg/'s archive yet?

>>9637685
is the doc fucked??
there is a bak up right?
do i need to do a back up?

>>9637774
Eh? The doc is fine, anon. Everything is still here. Some have been moved to be grouped with their authors on separate rentries.

PING PONG

dry

:)

flower

>>9638165
Tee hee

>be Irish
>watch the council vod
>Kronii thought Ireland was in South America
what the fuck

>which country did potatoes originate
>ireland
good thing the irish are counted as white now or kronii would not be able to recover from this yab

>>9638260
You're a spic now, sorry.

>>9638260
Hola mi Hermano irlandes pelirrojo si vienes a spicland te invito unos tacos y una carne asada!

>>9638260
It seems like a lot of people are surpisingly unaware of the amount of crops that Europeans got (chocolate, tomatoes, potatoes, maize etc) from the Columbian Exchange.
T. plays map painters
Kronii EU4 when

Kroniichiwa Oirobro's! Just finished the collab VOD and Kronii being competitive gave me a writefag idea! Did Kronii appear on Sana's stream aswell?

>>9638471
Yes

>>9638467
fun fact
coffee is from africa but grows better in america because not natural depredators
at the same time
chocolate is from america but grows better in europe for the same reasons

>>9638260
if kronii didnt show herself to be stupid before I would have thought she was making fun of the potatoe famine desu

Hello I didn't watch the collab yet because lol 4am stream. What am I in for?

>>9638586
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>9638586
>ireland is in south america

>>9638586
>What am I in for?
further proof that vtubing doesnt attract the smartest bunch

>>9638558
I don't think Kronii is stupid, she has an autistic kind of specialized knowledge. If you were in highschool, she'd be the weirdo that could mouth off paragraphs of the shit she likes to you

>>9638471
She did and we got some kind of tease about her Minecraft projects

>>9638645
Kronii even said that its probably in europe before sending it

>>9638586
autism. and kronii getting clocked in a trivia game.

>>9638586
Kronii got sad again

>>9638467
I recall stories about my country from back then where we did not understand how potatoes worked and we tried to eat the toxic branches instead of the potato itself

>>9638649
>mouth off paragraphs of the shit she likes to you
hope she does that if she ever decides to do zatsudans

>>9638649
>she'd be the weirdo that could mouth off paragraphs of the shit she likes to you
I thought that was Sana?
I do agree Kronii's knowledge is probably specialized though

>>9638649
all of kronii's stat points are in memes. and apparently, fire emblem heroes.

>>9638645
As a moderate geography autist I really can't understand how can people fuck up with country placement SO BAD. And we're not talking about retarded amerimutts on a street calling Africa a country. We're talking about normal, educated people.

>>9638649
God she truely is the perfect woman. Just imagining Kronii rambling on and on about something she loves to you, all excited and just happy she has you as her audience

>>9638676
also seems she done her minecraft homework and been happily sharing all her findings with the group, why are our wife so cute?

>>9638260
Fuck off spic

>>9638467
>Kronii EU4 when
Cover can't afford all the DLC

>>9638896
Cover has full Paradox perms

>>9638848
Sana basically called her a kuudere too
>She doesn't show affection, but she loves you guys!

>>9638586
>I didn't see this when I woke up this morning

>>9638803
Is Canadian education that bad or is it just Kronii

>>9638615
>>9638645
>>9638647
>>9638693
>>9638750
Also skimmed through the previous thread and spoiled myself a bit but how bad did Kronii bully the brrat? Because that's kind of a shitty as fuck move, considering that Baelz isn't doing so good right now while Kronii is in the lead, in regards to numberfagging. I'm legit concernfagging for the rat right now, yes.

>>9638943
she said herself that her answer is probably in europe
she probably had no idea but saw some ireland potatoe meme before

>>9638994
*cums on you*

>>9638768
kek
Tbf tomatoes and potatoes are both nightshades so Europeans were understandably wary of them when they were first introduced. I remember a story of one of the Prussian kings who convinced peasants potatoes were valuable by placing guards around them, which helped them gain popularity in the continent.

>>9639014
Yeah the Prussian king made them seem valuable by not letting peasants have them, but then putting them in very poorly guarded gardens. They stole it out of spite and it became popular. Absolute madman

>>9639014
Potatoes are part of the nightshade family? I thought only tomatoes were, huh

>>9638994
*cums on you*

>>9639075

>>9638768
It took thousands upon thousands of years to domesticate plants such as wheat, corn, etc. The fact that we've went from barely edible tomatoes and potatoes and such to them being what they are now in a few hundred years is incredible in itself. Even though most of the legwork was already done by natives beforehand.

>>9639075
>thighhighs only on my thick clock wife
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9639075
>smug almost-nude Kronii
My fucking dick

>>9639075
Version without the cloud where?

>>9635951
gotcha

>>9639075
god i just want to hugsana because even though i don't feel worthy of kronii at least sana can be my genki aussie friend

Be honest anons, which fics made you nut the hardest?

>>9639150
https://files.catbox.moe/1qti08.jpg

>>9639255
Your genki friend Sana setting you and Kronii up together because she knows you two want one another

>>9639332
The Gods have not abandoned this thread yet.
Thanks, who is the artist? It's impossible to search shit from twitter

>>9639323
The ones I write for myself but never share because they have all my weird fetishes

>>9639323
All of the futa ones, including the ones I wrote myself

>>9639323
outside of the ones i wrote which are obvious answers because they're catered to my own kinks, gotta be Au Naturel and the Sana crash landing

>>9639323
every cuckquean one that I didn't write
>>9639479
>first spoiler
i made someone nut let's gooooooooooooo

>>9639405
Please do post them anon. I doubt we're going to be shocked

>>9638819
>"Oh yeah! Let's go! Super excited! Let's go! Look at that mushroom! Yeah!"

>>9639323
The hardcore and more out there fetishes do nothing for me, but I get aroused at romantic fluff and immensely turned on at softcore and vanilla shit so theres a fair few fics that do it for me

archiveanon here. kinda late of me to say now, but just so you guys know and don't go looking, i took the fics i wrote and moved them to a separate rentry under the Grouped by Writer section. they are:

Kronii edges anon (with sound)
https://rentry.co/s3na8

Conception to Breeding speedrun (breeding, incest, lolicon)
https://rentry.co/qit7g

Kronii wants to be the best mother (60% mine)
https://rentry.co/nntpc

Kronii stops time and jacks anon off unto Gura’s food
https://rentry.co/b4pmr

Kronii's bored (emotionless sex)
https://rentry.co/359ou

The Warden of Time doesn’t do love (comfort sex)
https://rentry.co/t2ut9

Au naturel (with Fauna, FFM, pheromones, breeding)
https://rentry.co/m6a2k

Kronii brings anon a toy (with Mumei, assisted rape)
https://rentry.co/vv4dp
The good ending :) (not mine)
https://rentry.co/7whghq

Learning about humans (with Sana, voyeurism)
https://rentry.co/p2yka

Anon's old oshi (with Ame, assisted rape)
https://rentry.co/gouxb
Part 2
https://rentry.co/t3dsg

if you have any concerns about the doc (like if you want your works grouped too, or anything else) feel free to reply to this.

>You have a dry personality, you basic bitch cunt
Damn bros did Sana go too far?

>>9639776
>She spent an entire stream destroying her bunker.
Sana is a fucking racist...

>>9639776
>ignoring her tirade about how the "fuckin man-voiced gook" should go back to pyongyang

>We haven't had new sound posts in a week
Are we fucked?

>>9640001
If you're talking about the clock sound archivez I believe the anons doing that went MIA or stopped. If you mean soundposts in general there have been a few recently

Imagine this, but with Sana, Kronii and (you), I think I’ve found my next writefag idea
futa warning
https://twitter.com/himitudayo72/status/1436994678956576770?s=21

>>9636923
Kronii is the OG Ame anti

>>9640187
Sana as the one stroking, Kronii kneeling and (Me) as the futa, right? Right?

>>9640187
>Balls

>>9640096
It feels like we're really falling behind in soundposts, compared to other splits like /owl/

Ever since I saw the video where Kronii wished someone a good work-out session I've been doing push ups and imagining her cheering me on when it gets difficult.

>>9640239
no anon, it’s (you) that kneels
I feel like Sana or Kronii could have either of the standing positions there honestly.
>>9640322
you could always write non-balls futa Kronii fics to make up for the lack of art
>>9640449
Based

>>9640349
Don't we have any other soundanons...

>>9640322
Futa without balls just looks castrated. You gotta have the full package, dick, balls, vag. That's the proper way to do it.

>>9640528
I'm not a writer, just a patron of the arts, and it's depressing how tilted things have gone to favor balls in the past decade.

>>9640528
>no anon, it’s (you) that kneels
hard pass then

>>9640592
>Proper
Actually proper futa was without balls. And all the great futa works like Bible Black did it like that. People who whine about trying to be biologically correct are daft.

>>9640667
Sorry, but you're wrong. Futa simply means you have both sets of genitals. The fact that you happen to like some works with no balls makes no difference whatsoever, it's just your opinion.
>People who whine about trying to be biologically correct are daft.
Nobody was talking about being biologically correct, though. Futa itself is not.

>>9640745
Actually, I'm right. You don't need balls for futa, and again, the more famous futa works like Bible Black or Stainless Nights did not have balls.
And by admitting you don't need to adhere to being biologically correct, means you don't need balls.
Thank you for admitting your opinion on this matter is entirely subjective and not based on anything of merit.

>>9640567
haha, we're fucked

>anti-balllets seething again
clitdicks without balls are cringe and aesthetically inferior
>b-b-b-but muh Bible Black!!!
was cringe too

i just prefer my women without a dick, man

>B-B-B-But balls!
>He wants his women to be trannies
No way fag

>>9640349
we need to hire from other general threads

>>9641008
>balls means tranny
>dick doesn't
?????????

>>9641061
>He didn't go to college

>>9641084
>he went to college
cringe and not at all clockpilled

>>9640934
Understandable, I don’t know why some people get so autistic about it

>>9641104
>resorts to reddit buzzwords
Weak, weak and pathetic.

>>9640934
based

>>9638928

>>9639332
Why is it so hard for people just to draw Kronii nude? No dicks, no gimmicks, just admiring her body for the work of art it is?

>>9640349
True, perhaps I should do some sound reps and contribute, I do have some time on my hands

>>9641338
Bless you ourobro

>>9639323
The one where Ollie and Olivia take turns on you trying to one-up each other
God it was unreal

>>9641338
She could feed an entire army with those milkers...

>>9640818
>You don't need balls for futa
And I never said you do. What you're wrong about was that "proper futa was without balls", which is based on nothing but your opinion. The fact that Bible Black didn't have balls means absolutely jackshit.

>>9641008
Last I checked trannies didn't have vaginas.

>>9641488
Bible Black is one of the magnum opuses of Futanari, you don't see people looking at Starless for its futa, where the author added balls, and other shit like scat.

Which is sexier?
Kronii Korean or Kronii Japanese?

Look at you fags arguing over an objective interpretation of a sexual fetish as if there's any objectivity to be found.

>>9641503
LOL, ball futa is tranny shit because you almost never see the vagina. This post is a perfect example >>9640187 point out where you can see the vagina, protip, you can't.

>>9639606
I think that
>https://rentry.co/2i69e
>https://rentry.co/zt973
is a duplicate and is categorized in short and medium length at the same time

Can futafags go and stay go? Thanks.
And I mean all of you gay faggots, balls or no balls, doesn't matter.

>>9637236
are you sure when she's talking about mutt she's talking about dog, not american?

If you’re gonna be an autist about futa at least fucking write some Kronii fics or something instead of shitting up the thread
I didn’t realise posting >>9640187 would bring out people arguing about it, this is a Kronii thread and I made the post as a prompt not something for people to fucking sperg over

>>9641367
The saved clock sounds is a bit lacking but il see what I can cook up, tomorrow though, today I have IRL reps that need to be dealt with, on that topic though what sound posts do you guys want, other than the obvious lewd splices?

I missed the collab last night, how was it?

>>9641587
Honestly, I can understand neither, but her Korean is interesting because it’s more unique. I think she’s sexy no matter what language/accent she speaks in, although as a bong her faked bong accent was probably an exception
Clock wife love!

>>9641858
Clock is not for lewding, she is for laughs and saving.

>Spend years mastering the grlundbreaking art of teleportation to impress Kronii
>"What? Can't afford a car?"

>>9640349
I put the Ace Combat, MGSV, and Bladerunner ones together recently, but only because people asked for them. Don’t often think to make things otherwise.

>>9641880
>Euro timezone
Why do you watch Kronii? She hates you.

>>9641793
Keep elements of pic related in mind concerning literally any topic in any thread and on any board. Specifically the part about the illusion of cohesion. Make your posts as you like, bro, don't hold yourself accountable for faggots being confronted with the fact differences of opinion exist.

>>9641933
because my sleeping pattern is already fucked, and I really like Kronii’s voice, design and personality - but I do watch the archives/VODs sometimes instead
also currently awaiting starting uni which gives me free time for chuubas

>>9641911
Immensely wrong. Kronii is for saving AND fucking passionately

>>9642128
Inconceivably wrong, Kronii is for raping you!

>>9641933
if you are not willing to fuck over your sleep schedule for your chuuba, then do you really care about her?

GO PEKO GO!

>>9641933
Sorry anon, I might be in an EU timezone but my wife Kronii just messaged me and she told me she loves me and she likes testing my love with late night/early morning streams

>>9641933
In the UK Frostpunk and Hollow Knight were at 10PM for me, which is basically perfect.

>>9638260
didn't she explained that she knows ireland is not in south america but still answered it because she can't think of a place from south america

or maybe our prideful oshi is just making an excuse idk

>>9642219
>tfw aussie
>sleep schedule was already fucked long before en2
>have to either pull allnighters or unfuck my sleep schedule and get up at 6am to catch streams
at this point i'm considering just going for a 32-16 two-day sleep cycle instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyGNe66EnDc

>>9642208
Incredibly based

I don't wanna share my comfy threads with Europeans...

just finished watching the council collab. it was fun. I can see why people here would be talking about Kronii's gradually dying mood like as if she regrets committing a crime. It's all good though. She'll be back to her usual self before she starts off the new week.

>>9642356
The thread is always comfier during EU hours, it’s only once NA wakes up that things get autistic.

>>9642356
Hi

>>9641931
I'll start marking down good sound bytes from now on then.

'I hate you so much' in the most emotionless tone
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=1159

Kronii's Pheromones
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=2599

U suck, SO MUCH!
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=4134

La la lu
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=4162

'You wanna get banned?'
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=4467

Energetic Kronii 2.0
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=4630

Angry Gremlin Noises
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=5861

>>9638649
Or just the type to spout something ridiculous if she doesn't know, just like how she suddenly almost said "deez nutz" as an answer for the brain stem.

>>9642356
Sorry anon, I colonised this general around its inception and I won't be going

>>9641629
Thanks anon! We'll get to that

>>9642323
or she a bloody fucKin unionist

>>9642392
That is the case for literally any single place on 4chan, quite honestly. We used to have the famous summer posters in the olden days. Now the summer is every day, but only during american hours.

>>9642578
>>9642392
Quite a few of the more recent threads have either been dead or worse during yuro hours.

>>9642578
Twitch chat is also better in EU hours. But interestingly online games are oposite - eu servers have much more shitheads and kids

>>9642398
>>9641931
>>9641338
'Nice'
https://youtu.be/d3oBs5TljNE?t=7683

Id like a Kronii and Fauna collab game be something competitive. My impression is that while most of the other council members are decent, Fauna has both the competitive streak and competent skill to challenge Kronii and could result in salt from either one. Sana has the skill but she's pretty relaxed and easygoing, whilst Baelz has the competitive streak but lacking game skills. Mumei seems could be above basic on competitive and skill at least but hasn't really played enough diverse games to tell for certain.

https://youtu.be/uvDfezMTtew
I didn't think it was possible, but now I want to punish this great even more than I already did now

>>9642826
Dont forget that we also have the ruskies who jump on EU servers if they dont have a dedicated RUS server

https://youtu.be/uvDfezMTtew
I didn't think it was possible, but now I want to punish this brrat even more than I already did

>>9643160
Maybe I’m biased, but I much more prefer playing with ruskies that british kids or angry arabs - those 2 groups shout the most on voice chat.

>>9643177
she's practically begging to be blindfolded, gagged, and spanked

>>9643177
Rrat took my advice about recording short clips to get their foot in the door with the youtube Algorithm.

>>9643122
What's great about this is Fauna wouldn't give a fuck about winning and yet would still win while the opposite would be true for Kronii.

>>9643302
>Give's advice to RRat but not to Kronii in the Kronii general

>>9643350
Have you missed when we've been giving Kronii tons of advice some threads ago?

>>9643350
If you did your reps you'd know you're an idiot.

>>9643122
They should have some stake next time, such as the winner can pick one game the person with the least amount of points need to play

Well that's another holo doing 12 minutes, I wonder if there would be other holos that will try out Stories Untold too.

>>9643122
I think they should do a Collab ASMR instead haha. Tits pressed together and sweaty haha.

>>9643350
I do not deign to advise the perfect woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNaISGAdZU
We need our clock to team up with Pizza.

>>9643661
Please no, collab beggars are the worse.

>>9643661
fuck off homobeggars

>>9643720
>>9643924
Respect your sempai's work. In the timeline where Kronii gets a 3D model, the bar has been set high by him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyWjyy-OgWs

>>9644245
Anon I don't hate homos, but retards who want to force collabs with them are cancer. The collab ban isn't even lifted yet.

Kroniireps.
No glasses
https://litter.catbox.moe/d8in2e.png
Glasses
https://litter.catbox.moe/092o52.png

>>9644312
Those look heavy. Worry not, kronies, I'll hold those for her.
Fantastic fucking art man, goddamn

>>9644312
Nice, nice, What about version without her top?

>>9644312
Anon please warn a nigga before dropping shit like this.

How does the custom games on Dota 2 work on the permission side? Since Dota 2 seems like could be too much stress and decent chance for yab stuff to appear, custom games could be a good alternative.

>>9644312
You know, with the size of Kronii's badonkas, her lower back and pelvic muscles must be like iron to be able to hold them up. Can you picture it? Think for a moment what that could mean. Imagine.

I used to use /hlgg/ exclusively but I haven't used it nearly at all since coming here. You know, I noticed something. Most people in global still use the catbox link to SEXpost, but I don't think anyone here's used it. It's entirely done by hand on this thread. I don't know if that means anything.

>>9644301
I don't expect it to happen, but it would be a fun 'what if?' since Aruran set up his own server and is recruiting people from his chat to help him with stuff. So to see stuff like Kronii collabing with someone like that where she also has to interact with Kroniis or Familiaran on the service.

>>9644803
Homostar collab isn't impossible, homostar MINECRAFT collab isn't happening

>>9644708
I-I'm a virgin...what does a strong pelvic muscles mean?

>>9644868
Hence the 'what if' realistically, the holostars would reject the collab since they're busy trying to figure out how to boost their own numbers without hololive.

>>9644312

KroniiLove doko

>>9645065
Fuck off

>>9645099
Couldn't help myself. Sorry.

>>9644708
>ywn experience strong musclegirl Kronii helping (you) with your reps at the gym

>>9644312
Ever going to draw lewds anon?

>>9644708
hmm

>>9645504
Unrelated, but I wonder if we can dupe Kronii into watching Bladerunner 2049

>>9644312
Awesome work Anon, what tablet & software are you using?

>>9644312
Goddamnit
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9644982
Get an ohahole and mason jar.

>>9644312
Nice

>>9644312
Nice work anon!

>>9644312
D-Drawchad...have you considered...feet?

>>9638260
>>9638284
>>9638645
>>9642323
Someone in the other thread explained that Canada hides the atrocities that they did to refugees of the potato famine.

>>9643177
>that "Yeah, I know I am annoying little shit, what will you do about it~?" smirk at the end
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MUST RRAPE THE BRRAT TILL SHE CAN'T WALK FROM CUMFLATED HER WOMB IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9646571
Canada always LARPs as a nice country but when you look closely they are worse than burgers

This the eeyore thread?

>You haven’t watched Kronii’s streams in a while…thanks to this “thing”
>It’s been weeks, and you think you finally got rid of it
>You tune in to Kronii’s stream
>As soon as she starts speaking you hear screaming
>You throw off your headphones
>Oh god
>ANON, WHAT’S THE MATTERRRR?
>Tick
>It’s back
>You haven’t seen it but you know it’s behind you
>Tick
>You fucked up hard
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANON, WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME? DON’T YOU LOVEEEEEEEE ME?
>Tick
>You turn away from it, but you can’t forget
>You feel it trying to turn your head towards it
>Tick
>A mockery of Kronii, twisted and exaggerated. Black unblinking eyes, an elongated mouth, long inhuman legs, breasts that cover what’s left of her body, a deeped voice
>And the worst part
>CLOCK KOKO?
>The ticking
>Tick
>CLOCK DOKO.
>”GO AWAY!”
>You try to swat it away, but you can’t
>”YOU’RE NOT REAL! YOU’RE JUST IN MY HEAD!”
>The screaming starts again
>You cover your ears but the noise won’t stop
>MAKE IT STOP
>You grab the gun from your drawer
>TICK
>MAKE IT STOP
>You cock it, turning it towards yourself
>TICK
>MAKE IT STOP
>You pull the trigger
>TICK
>MAKE IT ST

>>9647116

>>9646827
uhhh basically yeah

>>9644367
>>9645556
Eventually id want to do doujins and a game. And general lewd art. Have plans for that, but thats for the future.
>>9645700
Clip Studio and a Wacom Bamboo or XPPEN 15.6, depending if im traveling/working or at home.
>>9646477
I want to do reps for them. Not at the top of my list, but no negative opinions either. Cute when theyre seen through some pantyhose or other thin fabric.

>>9647479
How far along are you on your anatomy reps?

>>9635858
So, a Kronii Tulpa eh?

>You haven’t watched Kronii’s streams in a while…thanks to this “thing”
>It’s been weeks, and you think you finally got rid of it
>You tune in to Kronii’s stream
>As soon as she starts speaking you hear screaming
>You throw off your headphones
>Oh god
>ANON, WHAT’S THE MATTERRRR?
>Tick
>It’s back
>You haven’t seen it but you know it’s behind you
>Tick
>You fucked up hard
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANON, WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME? DON’T YOU LOVEEEEEEEE ME?
>Tick
>You turn away from it, but you can’t forget
>You feel it trying to turn your head towards it
>Tick
>A mockery of Kronii, twisted and exaggerated. Black unblinking eyes, an elongated mouth, long inhuman legs, breasts that cover what’s left of her body, a deeped voice
>And the worst part
>CLOCK KOKO?
>The ticking
>Tick
>CLOCK DOKO.
>”GO AWAY!”
>You try to swat it away, but you can’t
>”YOU’RE NOT REAL! YOU’RE JUST IN MY HEAD!”
>The screaming starts again
>You cover your ears but the noise won’t stop
>MAKE IT STOP
>You grab the gun from your drawer
>TICK
>MAKE IT STOP
>You cock it, turning it towards yourself
>TICK
>MAKE IT STOP
>You pull the trigger
>TICK
>MAKE IT ST

>>9647583
man thank the lord I have yet to be able to hallucinate.

>>9647583
Why did this arouse me....

>>9647583
>Description
I'd still paizuri, and you're a coward if you wouldn't

>>9647583
holy fuck... cool!

>>9647721
write smut about it

>>9647116
>>9647583
The fact I realized it's meant to be a botched tulpa from the post that you forgot the pic in and didn't mention it being a tulpa makes this a good botched tulpa description. Nice. Now, back to trying to convince some poor gosling to make a Kronii tulpa.

>>9647583
Based schizo

>>9644312
Holy fuck anon, do you want to kill me? Jesus, that is fucking good, love your work

why do the other council members hate kronii

>>9647721
>>9647775
>>9647973
>You furiously masturbate while your Kronii Tulpa does some poses
>You fucked up her face but you just made a paper bag tulpa and covered her face with it
>She asks you a question in the voice you also fucked up:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET?
>"SHUT UP AND KEEP POSING"

>>9648408
Jealousy.

>>9646788
Burgers were pretty bad to the Irish but they were also almost overly willing to give them free land out west. Which was unintentionally genius because the Irish set up Catholic Communities for the Germans, Italians, and Polish to get away from the eternal Anglo and their shit.

... Moome please so history streams... onegai...

>>9648448
thanks, my sides are now on escape vector from the Solar System
...hope Sana catches them...

>>9648408
>>9648488
*cums on you both*

>>9648488
of sub count or what?
>>9648537
*opens my mouth wide*

>>9639389
https://twitter.com/honkivampy

>>9648408
They don't, they all banter each other all the time. For Baelz and Sana especially, australians express affection through banter that may seem like hate to foreigners.

>>9644312
Love that sag and the tummy.

kronii!

>>9648527
>mumei teaching other holos the things their country’s schools avoid
could be absolute kino

>>9648672
i will moisturize her with my cum

>>9648527
I'd love a Moomei history streams even if it was just her reading wikipedia pages about things. Sadly you can't have history without politics and that stuff is a big no no for Cover.

>>9648624
i'm from new zealand and it really seemed like she got fed up with it in the collab earlier today/yesterday
i wouldn't be surprised since she's american and americans cant banter

>>9648849
>since she's american
>lacking this much information

>>9648903
sounds american, is american
simple as

>>9648942
she's Canadian

>>9648849
Kronii is Canadian, bro, and she's shitposted her genmates so much that as an australian, I could easily mistake her for one if I didn't know better and had never heard her speak. It wasn't the banter that got her down.

>>9648942
canucks don't look

>>9649008
>>9649018
>>9649020
>she's north american
like i said

>>9647583
>>9647973
>You lie on your back, your sunken eyes staring up. You'd be looking straight at the ceiling if it were not for the cursed entity that has plagued your home for the past week.
>You had tried to invoke a tulpa, approaching the subject without the seriousness that it had deserved in hindsight.
>You first consulted /x/, the go to board when it came to these matters. You were left unsatisfied with their answers, you choose to augment your rituals with advice form /pol/ mixing Jewish Kabbalah with Esoteric Nazi lore.
>That was probably the root of your great mistake
>"TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC." The thing cachinnates endlessly like a clock hooked up to a V8 engine. It initially terrified you to unconsciousness, now it just prevents you from sleeping.
>Every night it would take various different forms, some grotesque and beyond human ken but others morbidly beautiful.
>Her current form was more of the latter.
>She looked exactly like Kronii is every way: In her breasts, hips, ass and legs.
>The only thing that was different were her eyes, they were maelstroms of swirling darkness that had tiny orbs of blue swimming in it's abyss with a chaotic Brownian motion. It looked like staring into the infinite coldness of the universe.
>Those "eyes" were staring at your own, transfixing you in place as it renders your soul to pieces. Well tried to render your soul to pieces.
>Why didn't this thing kill you yet?
>"Do you love me anon?" It's voice was fundamentally wrong, a cacophonous legion of myriad humans all speaking at once.
>Should you answer?
>"Yeah. I got no choice do I?" You tiredly say out, you've given up on life.
>"Then kiss me." She opens her mouth wide, it looked perfectly normal if it weren't for the black ooze that seemed to act as it's version of salivia.
>What did you really have to lose at this rate?
>You grab it by the back of it's head, holding tightly a fistful of it's hair.
>You force it down towards you, shoving your tongue into it's gaping eldritch orifice.
>You can feel your balls and asshole clench in preparation of the incoming unpleasantness
>You blink, wow, why was it so sweet?
>The thing tries to break from your grasp, you let go.
>"GAWK GAWK GAWK?" It sputters out with it's unearthly voice, did you overpower it?
>You rise up, like a dead man escaping the grave. You're filled with newfound courage, your dick reaching fall mast.
>The tulpa looks back at you, it's inhuman eyes stare at you.
>Stare at you with horror.
>"Hey, Kronii, come here." You say with a viscous grin.
>The creature recoils, it tries to get way. You grab it by the ankle, dragging it back to you.
>You have a hand on it's collarbone, you pin it down easily. You were taken back by how fragile this supposedly fearsome entity was.
>"Let me go!" It whimpers out ineffectually, your imperfect helpless Kronii.
>You lower your mouth next to it's earlobes, nibbling on it with lustful hunger.
>"He who fights monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into thee." You quote Nietzsche while tearing off the thing's panties.
>It's trembling, you can hear it whine out like a beaten dog.
>You dare say she looked cute like this.
>This wasn't the tulpa you ordered, but you're not picky. A hole was a hole.

>>9649049
>Damage controlling this hard
Just take your licks, mate, don't dig this hole any deeper.

>>9649104
they all sound the same up there

>>9649161
Except the half of the population that literally speaks french.

>>9649069
GODDAMNIT GOSLING I DIDNT NEED TO READ A STORY ABOUT A MAN RAPING HIS TULPA
good work, goddamn

>>9649069
>raping a eldritch horror with universes for eyes till she acts like freshly un-virgined schoolgirl
top fucking shit, goslinganon!

>>9649069
I know what I'm whacking it to tonight.

>>9649069
>doesn't actually get explicit
COWARD
KEEP GOING

>>9648563
*shove my cock in your throat while feeding you some milk*

>>9646788
>The English poet Robert Graves was less charitable. In his 1929 bestseller Good-Bye to All That, he wrote “the troops that had the worst reputation for acts of violence against prisoners were the Canadians.”
>Germans developed a special contempt for the Canadian Corps, seeing them as unpredictable savages. In the final weeks of the war, Canadian Fred Hamilton would describe being singled out for a beating by a German colonel after he was taken prisoner. “I don’t care for the English, Scotch, French, Australians or Belgians but damn you Canadians, you take no prisoners and you kill our wounded,” the colonel told him.

>Throughout the war, stretches of the Western Front observed an unofficial “live and let live” policy between Germans and their French or British enemies. By mutual agreement, both sides agreed not to attack the other unless ordered — and would even schedule truces for meals and bathroom breaks.
>There are very few recorded instances of this ever happening with Canadians. As Canadian Corps commander Arthur Currie would often boast after the war, his troops prided themselves on killing the enemy wherever and whenever they could.
>“We tried to make his life miserable,” Currie said in 1919.

>In one particularly cruel episode, Canadians even exploited the trust of Germans who had apparently become accustomed to fraternizing with allied units. Lieutenant Louis Keene described the practice of lobbing tins of corned beef into a neighbouring German trench. When the Canadians started hearing happy shouts of “More! Give us more!” they then let loose with an armload of grenades.
>“There were screams of German soldiers, terror-shaken by the flash of light in their eyes, and black faces above them, and bayonets already red with blood,” wrote Phillip Gibbs of one Canadian raid. “It was butcher’s work, quick and skilful … Thirty Germans were killed before the Canadians went back.”

>Others were cold-blooded executions. In one case, a Canadian surreptitiously slipped a live grenade into the greatcoat pockets of a German prisoner. In another, infantryman Richard Rogerson went on a killing spree at Vimy Ridge after seeing the death of his friend. “Once I killed my first German with my bayonit my blood was riled, every german I could not reach with my bayonit I shot. I think no more of murdering them than I usted to think of shooting rabbits,” he wrote.

>By war’s end, the Canadian Corps’ reputation as an army of “no mercy” was known all across Northern France and was helped along by Canadian bar boasts to that effect. “You will very seldom now hear of the Canadians taking prisoners, they take them to some quiet spot and then it is a case of the dead may march,” officer C.V. Williams wrote in a letter to his father. Soldier Clifford Rogers bragged “the Germans call us the white Ghurkha,” a reference to famously ruthless Ghurkha soldiers from Nepal who served with the British Indian army.

>>9649069
>You quote Nietzsche while tearing off the thing's panties.
Really got me good, goddamn. Love you Gostlingbro.

>>9639049
Chili peppers and eggplants too.

my legs hurt...

>>9649069
Reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwuDn2tYHU

>>9649069
Even physical violence towards a fucked tulpa version of Kronii makes me sad, what kind of autism is this?

>gets called out by 2 of your senpais
>gets called out by your genmates
I don't feel so good for Kronii...
she'll enter her punished stage real quick once she opens her membership, won't she

>>9649703
>I think no more of murdering them than I usted to think of shooting rabbits
he had a severe emotional reaction to shooting rabbits?

>>9649703
Kronii channeling her repressed, murderous rage directly and completely into rape!

>>9650035
hai?

>>9650035
there is a real risk she will go full pekora in term off collabs once the first month is over

>>9650180
of Baelz!

>>9650035
Punished you say
I don't have the soundpost version

>>9650400

>>9649703
fucking leafs man

>>9649703
thats some cold shit, they had no chill when it came to killing, its one thing to stay frosty but that is just ice cold

>>9649069
I'll put a paper bag on her first chief

>>9649703
The brits were doing such a cockup job of the whole war that we had to come in and show them how it's done.

>>9649703
>north americans casually committing warcrimes

>>9651024
They weren't warcrimes yet.

>>9650970
>being this gay

>>9651071
i didn't mean it as a bad thing. just joking about how Americans did the two bombs and Canadians had no mercy.

>>9650970
that still looks kinda cute tho

>>9650970
Why would you cover three prime holes you can use?

>>9649703
If you're trying to make me start hating canadians more than I hate americans then you're doing a pretty good job

>>9651171
The british did firebombs on civilian targets, the french practically pioneered urban guerrilla warfare, the americans had concentration camps for germans post-war and you know what the russian's did. That period of history was way bloodier than most schools even teach. No surprise warcrimes became a thing after that. Shit, even in the first big one, barely anyone blinked at using chemical weapons like they were going out of style. As much as we make fun of drone strikes in the desert, shit's a lot cleaner these days.

Kronii committing warcrimes because she's from another time!

>>9649589
>You were expecting a row of teeth, or some tentacles. Instead you're greeted by a perfectly normal vagina, pink flesh and anatomy all in place and accounted for.
>The only odd thing was how hairless it was, it would make sense. This thing was 'incomplete' after all.
>You insert your middle and ring finger into your mouth, slathering them in generous amounts of your spit. You're not insane, you'd rather risk a finger than your dick first.
>Your bring your wet fingers just above it's cunt. You take one final glimpse at it's face before you penetrate it.
>It's scared, it's black orbs weeping blood. It's lips were quivering and it was whimpering out incoherently.
>You felt like shit, this thing looked like your oshi and you were basically going to commit sexual violence on it.
>Then you remembered how much grief you went through before you realized this thing was a pushover.
>You weren't gentle, violently thrusting your fingers directly into the thing's canal.
>It screams out an inhumane screech, you can hear something echoing in your mind.
>"Please stop I'm sorry. Please stop I'm sorry. Please stop I'm sorry. Please stop I'm sorry " . The thing was begging you, you shake your head. You've gotten used to it's mental assaults, you're not gonna let empathy stop you now.
>You start violently shaking your wrists, your fingers playing havoc in it's insides.
>She's crying.
>You bend your head down to her ears, you start petting it's head in a gentle manner.
>"Don't worry, it's only this one time. I need a little revenge after all." That sounded awful, you really did feel like a rapist now, but you're angry and horny. You thought you were going to suffer a face worse than death. You needed some form of release.
>Your fingers retreat, you can feel her cunt quivering as they leave. You have a good and long stare on your fingers.
>You see the sticky admixture of your spit and her lady cum, you take a whiff, it smells like salty coins.
>It was a perfectly normal human vagina.
>You lower your shorts, and take out your raging cock. You press an arm down on her neck. It's face is buried on the mattress, tears of blood staining the sheets.
>You hammer it in, it felt amazing. It was so slimy, so tight and so warm. it was like sticking your stick in a fresh hot pocket.
>You thrust and thrust, you decide to be a little cruel and whisper "tic" and "tock" every time your pelvis smashed into her.
>You're grunting out like an animal, the tightness increases with every motion. This tulpa might have some kinks, but it's pussy was absolutely perfect.
>You can feel it, you give off one final scream of satisfaction as you flood it's pussy with your manjuice.
>You're on top of it, it's quivering body underneath you, reduced to tears and sniffles.
>You kiss it at the base of the neck, playing with it's hair.
>"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. It's over now. You can kill me if you want. I won't mind anymore." You're being honest, you can die a happy man.
>Instead the thing just turns, planting it's face on your chest.
>Shaking and crying.
>You embrace it, as if this affectionate gesture ,being done by it's rapist, would make things better.
>Were humans the real monsters?

It's only a war crime if you lose.

>>9651523
THAT'S THE SHIT

>>9649069
Now do a tulpa rape with cannibalism and assault.

>>9651487
using chemical weapons on civilian hotspots with your fellow kronies in the name of kronii!

>>9651523
>tfw not sure if alpha or omega timeline anymore

>>9651487
The US firebombing of japan was in its own realm of bad, peak of 80 to 100k dead civilians, in a single night

>>9651523
now write stockholm syndrome fluff.

>>9650582
Arigatou

>>9651523
now write stockholm syndrome fluff where the tulpa loves anon but it's a very unhealthy relationship

>>9652169
I love the idea that the tulpa tries its best to be loved and acts like a loving wife but keeps failing

>>9652332
THIS
that's good shit

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGAS SEXUALIZING AN INHUMAN BEING

>>9652472
Why aren't you?

>>9652472
You're underestimating this thread, Anon. The power of SEX cannot be contained. We're becoming more Slaaneshi by the day.

>>9652332
That's actually cute as frick. I love this idea.

>>9652472
Why not?

>>9652472
Anon, look at the tags in fic archive and then tell me with straight face you don't think people in this thread would willingly and with gusto fuck their self-made schizo monster

>>9650035
What happened now?

>Be me
>Tired of seeing that one Anon considering to make a Kronii Tulpa
>Fuck it I'll write a story about it fucking up, should discourage them

>Wait why are you guys aroused
>Gosling picks up on it
>Other Anons start brainstorming ideas

What have I done

>>9652332
>It's been a very difficult couple of days
>Tulpas aren't supposed to be able to interact with the physical world, but "Kronii" can
>You wonder if perhaps you've brought something worse than just a tulpa into this world
>Scariest of all isn't how she's using her ability to influence the world of the living to kill or maim or something horrifying...
>You turn over to the kitchen, as you hear the clambering of pans and pots
>...she's trying to be your wife.
>She arrives, clumsily holding a plate of... something. Even though she had a human form, she could not get used to walking and holding things like a human. Her gait was unnatural, and she almost dropped whatever the hell that was several times.
>She lays it down on a table. She attempts to pour some of your wine onto a glass, but it just ends up spilling everywhere
>You chuckle nervously and sit down
>"I... made food... for anon."
>Her voice feels like it's booming both in your mind and the physical food
>You look down at the plate
>There are no words to describe the thing she's made. It feels like it's almost trying to come alive. You have no idea how she accomplished this
>"You'll... eat it... right? I tried... my best..."
>She looks at you with her voids for eyes, a pleading look on her face
>Even though she's nothing like a person, her voice feels like it's driving you insane, and the way she walks is terrifying...
>...you still feel bad. She's like a sad little dog.
>Your trembling hand slowly puts just a tiny bit of the slime she's made in your mouth.
>It takes all of your effort to not vomit. Your ability to even stomach this makes you wonder if you are human yourself.
>You force it down your throat, and you can feel it sliding down to its doom. You sure as hell hope this doesn't kill you.
>"It's... great. Yeah. It's great. Thank you... Kronii."
>She smiles. It's a wide smile, too wide for a human face to be making. But it is genuine.
>"I love you... Anon..."
>As she says this, a black liquid streams down one of her 'eyes'
>Well fuck, at least someone loves you.
>"You know what, I'm feeling full already! I think I'm just gonna..."
>As you try to slip away with the plate, she looks at you sadly
>"It took... Effort..."
>She's not gonna let you get away with not eating it all, are you?
>An hour of pure torture ensures
>You feel like you are about to die. The world is spinning and your stomach churns
>But you still manage to smile at her. Even though your expression is so pained, she's not human enough to recognize that you're putting on an act.
>Or... perhaps your smile is honest, too?
>"You're so... kind to me..."
>"Never leave my side..."
>As you slowly excuse yourself to the bathroom, she begins making that noise again.
>TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC
>Your knees collapse at the edge of the toilet as you vomit your guts out.
>You can only hope she's deafened by her own sounds and can't hear.
>Well, a wife's a wife.

>>9648596
Wait....
Only this picture was uploaded
>>9639075
Where did this one come from?
>>9639332

>>9654199
that's the fucking ticket. i love her already

>>9654199
>Ageha Kronii
This is it.

>>9653889
nothing. just concernposters in their natural habitat.

>>9654199
tfw no eldritch horror tulpa Kronii housewife

>>9654199
You people are hopeless and sick.

>>9654457
Escape before you become one of us.

>>9654413
Concernposters make their concerns on actual events, this was a false flag.

>>9654199
Oh yeah, that's the shit.

>Paizuri Kronii
>Dom kronii
>Assisted Rape Kronii
>Dom-loss Kronii
>Lovey Dovey Kronii
>Futa Kronii
>Cucked Kronii
>Tulpa / Monster Kronii
two weeks
TWO WEEKS

>>9654061
>posts greentext in general known for endless and limitless sexposting
>is surprised when its used as a prompt to further fuel said sexposting
You have only yourself to blame for not seeing it coming, anon

>>9654947
don't forget
>depressed kronii
>cumflated kronii
>dead kronii (no necrophilia from my memory tho)

We’re already at Kronii no Uta. What a great thread.

>>9655146
>(no necrophilia from my memory tho
>he doesn't remember
timeline omega

>>9654947
Absolutely based, keep winning clockchads. Now all we need is for someone to write a story with all of them at once

>>9655146
>depressed kronii
That's default Kronii though.

>>9655185
oh shit there is i fucking repressed that

>>9654947
we're gonna end up with a site similar to nhentai with all the tags but just kronii by her 1st anniversary

>>9654947
>Lovey Dovey Kronii

>>9655146
>no necrophilia
He lacks critical information.