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>>9651938KIARA SEX
WAIT THATS MY GRANDMASHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY GRANDMA
MAMATORI LOVE
HAG LOVE
She sounds like a female Max Verstappen
MAMATORI!
MOUNTAIN GERMANS ARE JUST ITALIANS???????
hope her mom accidentally doxxes her
Thoughts?
>ACTUAL HAG
ENTER
KIARA'S FINGER NERVOUSLY ON THE MUTE BUTTON
She sounds older than I thought
>>9652305hot mama thoughts
>That THICC accentAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAG VOICE
MAMATORI LOVE I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
MAMATORI SEX
HER MOM'S A STACY TOO
>Mamatori didn't watch the Demise fightProbably for the best
Mamatori does sound like she kills wild game with her bare hands.
Hmmmm.....I wonder
>>9652317I would if it was my mom kek
Mamatori sounds like she could choke out a bear.
>>9651938mamatori going to dox kiara in real time
mamatori become the yabai
>the downs and upMAMATORI IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>im from another planetIts canon now bros
>You will never be Mori’s little brother.>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.Why are we even here? Just to suffer?
mamatori pretty good advice
this is so yab
MAMATORI LOVEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
actual picture of mamatori
>brothertori found out about Kiara being a vtuber first
REDDIT DOXXED HER TO HER FAMILY
>>9652532You're missing a bloody axe on her hand.
Sometimes I do wonder if Kiara joining Hololive improved her relationship with her mom
>what the fuck is vtuberI LOVE THIS WOMAN
DAS FINALE YABES KOMMT
>>9652418this is what a woman who takes hatchets to chickens sounds liket. raised on a farm
>wtf is vtuber kek
>WHAT THE FUCK IS VTUBERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAMATORI
just how boomer is kiara's mom?i mean, what level of yab is possible?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWa5HRX7tek
this is so fucking kino I love mamatori
WHAT THE FUCK IS VTUBER
>>9652642The thick accent, man. The accent is amazing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS VTUBER??????
>>9652532The voice looks like it would match
Now that is a Bavarian accent if I've heard one.
MAMATORI SAID FUCKSCHEISSE I KNEEL
>Mamatori actually mindful of Kiara's development as a gamerMother knows her priorities
>>9652686not this because austrians werent indoctrinated to nazi propaganda.
She sounds like your neighbourhood granny.
Kiara, you swear like a pirate.
Why is Mamatori's Austrian accent so much stronger than Kiara's?
MAMATORI IS EXTREMELY BASED
>>9652785SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>It's like a podcast sometimesEven Mamatori has to go audio only with how damn long Kiara's streams are
>VAT THE SCHEIßE IS VTUBER?Based Mamatori.
>open kiaras stream>hag voice speaking hittler about minecraft WTF
KALLI
Even mamtori was like fuck you at the trident luck
Post that mamatori pic, you know which
GURA FORGOTTEN
>>9652797she lived there longer
>>9652141She didn't reconsider shit. You just misunderstood her talking about being in a bubble with her calling hololive a bubble. Mori made it clear she was talking about her only collabing with the same people.
>mamatori is unitySHE IS HERE??????
>GURRRA
kneel You fucking eggs.
>EGGS
>>9652797Standardized education and lots of globe trotting as a young girl. Though this is for the best because Bavarians have shit german. I worked with one swiss guy with an accent so thick he actually sounds Australian in English.
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1437081920689426435lamy's pretty fuckin cute bros
>>9652317Let's be honest, you would too
Holy shit that accent is heavy
YAGOOO PLEASE MAKE HOLOMOM A REALITY.
dude her mom is such a fucking gamer
>deathloopI cant wait until game shows have to stop talking about it holy shit
>>9653047I have never heard an accent this heavy from someone without broken english. Truly incredible.
lot of tangents from her mother.
>open kiara stream>hag voicemy dick
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
>>9653137She sounds a bit like a racist parody.
>>9653127What's wrong with it?
>>9653137Most germanics sound like this. Unbroken, just thick.
>>9653031Ina is the only respected (and liked) EN to all JP holos.
How based would it be if her mom say"Play better games"
>>9652466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozZMYl86bc
SHES HERE
RRAT BROS
>>9652969How the fuck do you kneel is you're an egg? They don't have legs you fucking idiot
>>9653209nothing its just one of the most overmarketed games I've ever seenseriously it has adds out the ass so I've just gotten sick of seeing it
RRATS SLAIN
HER MOM IS FUCKING HERE NO FUCKING WAY
this is a fucking great segment
>>9653250For good reason
BROS I JUST GOT HERE DID MAMATORI JUST ARRIVE
>I just want to say I'm your actual mother SHES HERE.
Her mom is /here/ holy shit. Imagine reading all the post hating on your daughter here.
>>9653440about to leave
MAMATORI THE RRAT SLAYER
>Mamatori on actual streamwhat the FUCK is going on
MAMATORI, I KNEEL. I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
>>9653499KINO NIGGA
>>9653137German and English are basically the same language. If you natively speak one, you would have to be retarded to be unable to master the other.
ITS NOTHING CRINGEY
>>9653460actually she made up some rrats here to make her daughter stronger
>>9653460What if she was orcshcizo all along
>>9653524they arent though
>>9653460Everytime you see a KFP relentlessly defending Kiara on egg threads, its her
>Bother or sister>Sister NEWS TO ME.
>Mamatori plays MTGHow can this lady get even more cool?
HER MOM AS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9653536So you're saying it's a "boy named Sue" situation?
>>9653524this for most Germanic languages, although in Germans case its kinda one way. German is a very complicated language, so learning English is basically taking a step down and learning a couple of latin words
>>9653597She plays Quake
How does Mamatori feel about Kiara lewds?
>boyfriendMamatori...>>9653546>shitting on her own daughter BASED
>boyfriendMAMATORI NOT A VIRGIN CONFIRMED
mamatori your daughter is a whore
>>9653578>mother had a boyfriendI guess I never heard her talk about her father.
>>9653624yeah me
kiara has no father figure…
>boyfriendwe just slipped past die grosse yabe
>>9653686why is she so wet
>>9653685isnt her being a mother of 3 a greater confirmation of her not being a virgin
>>9653524Yeah no, my Englisch Leistungskurs showed a very different image
>>9653708Her dad is John Elway
>>9653685NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>9653624All me
>>9653685FUCK FUCK FUCK MAMATORI BROS HOW WE HOLDING UP?
Mamatori didn't need to mention us
>>9653769she slipped in the cooking oil
>>9653686She's the one posting
>>9653769She had a dream that she had the most subs out of all of EN
>>9653786>Englisch Leistungskurslol
>>9653769Chicken juices from cooking
>>9653745Explains Alot
>>9653685>Mama>A VirginiaYou alright anon?
>>9653686You tell me, ma'am.
>>9653745Woooooow I'm sooooo surprisedI mean I like her, but it's obvious
(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
>>9653905>person>a stateanonchama?!
Pretty wholesome segment though
>no redditBASED CHICKEN
>>9653905>tfw your mom will never be a Virginia
>>9653745Yeah no shit.
>>9653905I'm the real super sand lesbian
Reddit bros keep winning.4chan fags seething.
>>9653819HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN I'M FUCKING LOSING IT
My teeth hurt from smiling at that. Your oshi and mother in law are cute, KFP.
>mamatori has a boyfriend>HAS A SACRY BLACK DECK on mtgThe blacked rrats
>>9653524THEY ARE
>>9653685>>9653765Don't talk about my girlfriend ever again.
>>9654035GERMANIC LANGUAGES
>>9653946>>9653982>>9653994Lol auto correct.Anyway how do we rate Mamatori compared to Pekomama?
>>9654022Scary, throbbing black DECK.
Soundboard idea:>Bullshit>KikkerikiI’m thinking based!
>>9654083They are basically stereotypes of their repsective cultures and age groups. Both pretty charming in their own right.
>>9653362I must be seriously disconnected from gaming newsI literally found out it exists a few days ago when steam told me preorders are available
going to watch Cali and Ina after this, which was better? which should I watch first?
>>9654022Ah necropotence
>>9654083Pekomama is normal. Mamatori is actually based
>>9654083She's Based and Germanpilled.
>>9654083What this anon said>>9654161
>>9652130I never realized how short that skirt really was until seeing that concept art. She must flash her panties just taking regular steps.
>>9654235The 3D streams are definitely going to be interesting
>>9654161>stereotypesthe typical Austrian/German woman her age is not a gamer, would hardly call that a stereotype.Though her raspy voice definitely fits the image.
>>9654194Just watch them in order. Mori's anniversary was cringekino at its max.
>>9653745>kiara has no father figure…That's kind of a running theme with Holo ain't it
>>9654276>implying her skirt won't be lengthened in her 3d design.Not even a KFP, borderline anti even, but that's gonna be utter bullshit.
CAT LOVE
>>9654300Why do older german women sound like they could snap your neck with their bare hands?
>>9654300Many women her age like simple games. Maybe not Minecraft but shit they can play on their phone.
Why does this even happen? Do people hate karaoke that much?
>>9654350Subaru is probably the most normal person in hololive despite ll the shit she has gone through
>>9654365german women start smoking at ten years old
>>9654300That just explains how Kiara turned out and how she didn't have to hide it like Pekora did before she let her mom know she was a Vtuber.
>>9654235I took into account Shion's and Polka's 3D debuts and it will definetly be like those but twice the amount of flashing. No way are they nerfing the skirt.
>>9654371and you can play minecraft on your phone
>>9654391Sorry my smart fridges aren’t holding up
>>9654391Kiara's karaoke, yes.
>>9654398Oh?
I muted and am watching the Bald WoW streamer while she sings
>>9653745I can save her bros
Hahhah Mamatori was just joking right? Or maybe she misspoke. She is pure, right? Bros?
>>9654432sadly, you're right
hyping yourself is good but she calls everything huge or big or extremely exciting or giant etc
>>9654391Kiara...
STREAM HEART CHALLENGER
I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER. I WILL NOT STREAM HEART CHALLENGER.
I hope it's a studio version of Jazznotori.
>Heart ChallengerMUTINGNOW
>>9654449>Mention you have specials people calling in so you can't delay >Other people in discord groups and twitter spread the newsRetard
>>9654503I'm sorry anon, her eggs got fertilized not once, not twice but THRICE.
KIARA LOVE
>>9653745>ywn be a cool father figure to the hololive girls>ywn carry them on your shoulders when they're too tired to walk or need a better view, teach them how to defend themselves against assholes, show them how to build computer rigs, befriend and sleep with their mothers, be the subject of fond stories they tell of 'AnonDad' in their streams, and never shield them from the evils of this world.
>>9652941That wasn't the only thing
NO MORE HEART CHALLENGER
What are mamatori antis called? Century Eggs?
Hort challenger
It's about me btw
>>9654391Karaoke Section is a whore.
>>9654461>Watching Asmon>In 2021If you weren't there for the good old days of MoP-Legion you missed out
YOU WILL STREAM IT
remember how mori watched the entirety of ame's valentine stream and cried but didn't watch heart challenger
>>9654391>>9654439>>9654523Calli's viewership tanked too, even with the first song which was before Kiara's stream started
>>9654391sometimes you're just tired of shitty singing
>>9654532
more like fart challenger lol
GO KUSOTORI! I LOVE YOU KIARAAAAAAAAAAA
>Views dropping Kiara...I'm sorry
STREAM
>>9653178
>>9654194Ina> MoriFor me was it because Mori it's incapable to cringe at herself because of autism reasons, also she was doing the whole thing as a response to wharever she said on her debut, instead ina was pausing, comenting and analizing every time she thought it need it, with a better pacing and comedic timing for some realistic cringe from her part, she also sang after herself on the debut showing how much she has developed as a singer.
STREAM SPARKS CHALLENGER
>talks about the idea behind Heart Challenger>doesn't even mention MoriTakamoribros...
>this is when the whole ``stream Heart Challenger'' arc started
>>9654391Tasteless fucks
>>9654569His XIV playthrough has been amazing.
UUUUUUUUUUUU
Ah yes, the brainwashing anthem
>>9654194I though Mori's was a bit more interesting but both were really good.
The Takamori Song
I just noticed she doesn't have that 2nd hat. I don't watch her too often, when did she stop using it?
Hinatori - 8.5/10Heart Challenger - 4/10SPARKS - 8/10rating as songs disregarding kiara's singing ability
STREAM HEART CONTAINER
>>9654503cope and seethe cuckmamatori had someone else's huge, throbbing, swarthy cock inside her, deal with it
>>9654302IT'S NOT FAIR
Stream heart challenged!
STREAMHEARTCHALLENGER
thread rollover>your oshi>would you jerk off to doxx photos of your sister if she was a vtuber
Watching Kiara deliver one outstanding anniversary stream as she invited Mamatori to speak with her. It was one of the coolest and sweetest moments ever and /hlgg/'s haglove has probably multiplied by an exponential amount. But really Kiara's family sounds amazing. Must be nice to have so many actual cool family members to chill around and play video games with. Now we get to grab our glowsticks and hear her sing all of her fantastic original songs!While speaking of hags, Shion's gotten to the 5-Volt section of Warioware, and Shion's falling in absolute love with the eternally sleeping and angry mama.While Flare's still reading and thanking all the supachats she's received during this failed Minecraft Hardcore run. She'll maybe think of starting another one but she's not sure yet.While Miyabi's not finding dying over and over again, shattering his wife's psyche by telling her the absolute truth repeatedly and reliving this hellscape of a world that is 12 Minutes.So friends, where we at?
did someone clip mamatori speaking please i can't wait for archive and i missed it PLEASE
>>9654391Kiara's Karaoke yes....
I've never been more thankful that Council exists than I am today.
>>9654398You are aware that the "dad" in Subaru's stream that one time was an actor right? Like Pekora's "mom"
YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO HEART CHALLENGER AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>YuGiOh>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>>>>MTG
Bros I cant get over the fact that Mamatori isnt virgin
>Does the watchalong after all her songsWhy is she so fucking cruel
>>9654118A lot of women do that. I caught my sister once using the OG Xbox controller to masturbate by standing in a Warthog gunbed and shooting nonstop.
>>9654194Mori's
>>9654391Yes.
>Dang kusotori, is this a new song? I haven't heard it before but it slaps my dog
>>9654625Why do you hate Mori?
>>9654625Watching Shion play Wario Ware, friend
Man, Kiara always has the music way too low in Karaoke. And every KFP always says it's fine. Am I just deaf?
Possible Mamatori or just a bait?
>>9654552What's the name of those chocolate eggs that got banned in the US?
Mamatoribros... it's just not the same...
HEY (YOU)YEAH (YOU)STREAM HEART CHALLENGER
It isn't so bad when it's done live.
>Kiara knows about MTGI've been looking so long, and she's been right under my nose the entire time.I hope she will play it on stream one day
>>9654645sounds fine to me and im not a kfputo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K769BpJroosIRyS karaoke frame is up
>>9654589that was Mamaloni's input>>9654194Mori's is hilariousIna cringes a lot at herself when she barely changed at all, feels artifical
>>9654628this but myth
>>9654625right here homie!
>>9653250>Ina is the only respected (and liked) EN to all JP holos.Kiara, Mori, Gura, but your shit posting. Only Ame is iffy, but she has a good selection of admirers like Mel, Migo, and Roboco
>>9654625I do not enjoy Kiara's original songs but I'll sit through it cause it's her anniversary
>>9654589Takamori is dead
>>9654635
>>9654391Unironically just for Kiara Karaoke. I dont like her singing.
>>9654646How new?
>>9654461>I muted and am watching the Bald WoW streamer while she singsSup Pippa.
>>9654617kek
>>9654589Well that was a Mamaloni addition, not exactly something Kiara expound upon
Heart Challenger's biggest issue is that it's too damn long, almost five minutes
>>9654648Kinder Surprise Eggs.
>>9654569>the day of edgy streamers is overI hate how he has to self censor himself so much nowadays.
>>9654577>didn't watch heart challengerShe admitted she lied about not watching it for whatever fucking reason
>>9654626anonchama...your YTbetter script reps...
Remember
>>9654589mori was not involved at all with heart challenger until The Crunchy One added her to the MV
>>9654581>fart challenger
First time hearing Heart Challenger. It's not as cringe as I thought it would be.
>>9654638Did you fuck your sister?
>>9654644U...UUUU....UUUOOO....UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>>9654646100% bait but it's still fun to overreact to
>>9654649Sorry you had to find this out the hard way, son. By the way, I fucked you're mom.
Kiara is a lesbian icon
GO KIARA
>>9654655The last good expansion was Alara.
>>9654625right here, ayamefriend!
>>9654661>pako thumbnailbased
>>9654638>insert clip of kojima saying they enabled the rumble test in MGS2 so it would be more popular with girls
>>9654638link the mario stream NOW
>>9654350>the reason for the Yagoo worship is because he's the father figure that most of the holos lacked
>>9654655>full of tranniesnah
Kiara's songs are not that horrible guys, no need to exaggerate.
>>9654638kinda hot
>>9653031>Ina and Gen 5 interacting in publicIs this allowed?
>>9654672I'm not new, I'm desperate for Mamatori's hagness...
>>9654577Based
>>9654625I want to stay on this wild ride, Ayamefriend!
>>9654678How fucking short is your attentionspan?
>>9654578>Mori literally telling people to go to Kiara's stream that was starting in a few minutes before she started RIPYes, clearly everyone left because she started singing. That's the only explanation.
>>9654614you will never experience this with kiara
STREAM HEART CHALLENGERWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO KIARA GO
I'll just listen to this instead.
>>9654638>I caught my sisterSure you did, smegma Anon. It's ok to admit you did it to yourself, Stacy.
Takamori is so fucking dead.
CALL ME A KEK OR WHATEVER BUTHAG LOVE
I think Heart Challenger has the potential to actually be a really great charming anime OP style songI just unfortunately think Kiara's voice doesn't go well with this style of song, I dunno whyThere's tons of anime OPs exactly like this that I've loved but the japanese female singing voice for those songs never sound like Kiara
Thread moving so fast no one will see that I fucking love Stack, bros.
>>9654655Imagine her just randomly streaming Arena one day and mog Crokeyz, would be a sight.
>>9654684Don't care didn't ask~
>>9654391come on i don't HATE it but it's not my thing
>>9653905Phoenix babies are created by rubbing at each other, not by penetrating. You absolute retardShe lost her hymen because she is a whorecope and seethe
Is there as single person that follows Kiara for her music?
>>9654628This but Myth
>>9654638you have an oblong object that starts narrow and gets wider and vibrates like a motherfucker in response to easy button presses, it's going to get used as a sex toy one way or the other
>>9654391It's called not having talent.Gura's views always go up when she's singing. Hell they went up when she was fucking vacuuming.
>Kiara’s dad is a deadbeat>Watame’s dad is a gonerTHEY ARE
>>9654625Right here with Kiara Ayamepal!
Is this Heart Conquerer
>>9652130She looks like she's coming out of a flowerpot
Take good care of your boss, dear chickens!
>>9653917>for no reasonSeethe harder KFPajeet
>>9654696>Kiara loves women>I love womenWE ARE
What did >we think of last night's council collab?
>>9654708>japanese shit
>>9654269>love my boss>day 1 member>superchat regularly>watch every stream>she's the best>don't like any of her song>don't watch any of her karaoke>currently have the stream mutedshe's great but has shit taste in music, is not that great of a singer and the chicken voice is piercing my eardrums and making my throat hurtmamatori call was cute and based
>>9654708you are right, they are just mediocre
STREAM SPARKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VIeV_LZXHMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VIeV_LZXHMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VIeV_LZXHM
>>9654638I did this but I'm a dude
Hey, this may be the first time Mori listens to Heart Challenger!
>>9654728
>>9654391Remember that tabbing out makes you not count as a viewer
>>9654659Ah, sos un completo puto entonces.
>>9654720kek based
>>9654642kek
>>9654720kek
>>9654642>it's better than your usewa cover
>>9654720Holy shit I just realized... it's like a child safety harness. Glad that design was nixed.
>>9654628This fits way to well. Nice art. Though, I'm a little out of date with pokemon. Who are the ones above Mumei?
>>9654741Seeing Holomyth lined up like that gives me a visceral reaction due to the cursed images
>>9654720perfect
>>9654719That dip happens to literally every Holo, deadbeat. No need to find some external explanation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSLiHAYe7k&watch?v=xGH-6CaG8HIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSLiHAYe7k&watch?v=xGH-6CaG8HIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSLiHAYe7k&watch?v=xGH-6CaG8HIIRyS!
>>9654728But you were already a cuck the moment she first mentioned her mamatori...
>>9654729I agree, it's just too nasaly. it would sound great if it was song with someone who had a softer voice, like say Etsuko Yakushimaru
>>9654564Holy fuck this made my day
>>9654728HAG LOVERS RUN THIS SHIT
>>9654682Do you really believe that?
>>9654744FUCK YOU DEADBEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>9654720harsh but based
>>9654391Karaoke is the least interesting stream content. I'll take anything else over a song I can hear better with 10 seconds of searching.
>>9654628This, but HoloMyth
>>9654643She still hasn't fixed her scythe transition volume!
>>9654663I see you there
>>9653524Not true. If you speak English you'll likely have a tough time with the conjugation rules of German, and the fact that everything is gendered in German still.The languages ARE similar enough though that picking up basic communicative skills isn't too hard.
>>9654391I don't want to listen to people singing badly.
The only good part about Heart Challenger is the 2 english lyrics
>>9654708
>>9654719she didn't tell anyone to leave or that Kiara's stream was starting until after song #2, retardyou would know this if you didn't close her stream as soon as the karaoke section started
>I tap my swamps and cast
>>9654762You know everyone can see what your youtube link is now after the updates to 4chan?
>>9654678>>9654718Had to agree. The song is kinda repetitive. Some variation of the song toward the end or cutting a minute out of it would do wonders.
>there are anons not streaming heart challenger ITT
DEAD SHIPSTakaMoriGurAmeInAmePekoMikoSTILL ALIVENoeFureaOkaKoroLamInaINeneCalligula
>>9654729How do you feel about Reine's rendition?
>>9654720Kek
>>9654718It's not about attention span, it's proven that the ideal listening time for pop music is around three minutes. Now believe me, I listened to 2112 on loop in high school, but that kind of song is not what she's going for.
>>9654755What is your problem?
I LOVE MORII LOVE KIARAI LOVE INAI LOVE GURAI LOVE WATSONI LOVE HOLOLIVE ENGLISH -MYTHI LOVE HOLOLIVE ENGLISH -COUNCIL-I LOVE (YOU)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9654684its banter you Sheldon
>>9654649Bros...
>>9654720kek love this guy's work
>>9654628Be careful when praising Council today chad, Mythfags have the anniversary berserker buff so you can't talk positively about anything else.
>>9654678>he never listened to lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven
>>9654781they're all gen4 pokemonmumeis are the human trait pixies that cyrus used to bind dialga and palkia
>>9654704
youve been visited by the POTAOT of HoloCouncil. Your IQ will increase 10 fold but only if you reply with “thamk you potaot”
>>9654795Anon I meant actual deadbeat, not the fanbase name
>>9653597She has a 4th edition Warhammer Fantasy army (dark elves).
>>9654728Mamaloni seriously needs to design a Holo.
>>9654628this but only Kronii and with Myth and Irys
I'm not fond of Heart Challenger but that MV is pretty fantastic. Except for the Takamori reference.
>>9654786
>>9654720Lmao
>>9654817O FRIENDS COME BACK
>>9654811OGEY RRAT
>>9654391>>9654564>>9654804>>9654797>>9654768>>9654743>>9654735>>9654673>>9654641>>9654627>>9654593>>9654579>>9654578>>9654523>>9654439>>9654437Actually learn how YT counts views retardchamas.Also yes I tagged myself this many times get over it
Wait, so Kiara is numberfag prime right? Then she just has to SEE then numbers dropping when she starts singing?When the fuck will she finally realize that MAYBE the drop won't be so bad if she sung without the chicken voice?
right here right nowyou WILL listen to Sparks
>>9654649S-shut up.
>>9654832
>>9654818>GurAme>he doesn't know
>>9654810>>9654766What movie is this?
>>9654818PekoMoon...
SPARKS
>>9654760same desu.Having some alcohol makes her karaoke a very fun experience though.
>>9654578it actually went down shortly before Kiara went online, then started going up before she said Kiara's stream started
>>9654391>Do people hate karaoke that much?Yes. Karaoke is trash even if the bitch sings good because it's never songs I like.
STREAM SPARKS
>>9654628Say a nice thing about every HoloCouncil.
>>9654781Those 3 were in Diamond and Pearl weren't they? The 3 spirits from the lakes I think.
>>9654781Sinnoh Lake trinity
SCREAM SPARKS
>>9654793Honestly? Yeah, Mori is a really fucking strange person who does unexplainable things
>>9654818forgot>STILL ALIVE>(Me)Mamatori
Oh god she's gonna go through them all
>>9654781Mespirit, Uxie, and Azelf(The Lake Guardians, also known as the Lake Trio, refer to describe the Legendary Trio that reside on the three lakes of Sinnoh: Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf. They are the beings and symbolize the traits of knowledge, emotion and willpower respectively.)
>>9654728IMAGINE BUYING HER CONDOMS LMAO
based outfit
>>9654720hayai
>>9654803>and the fact that everything is gendered in German still.That's not a huge deal. You'll likely never sound like a native speaker anyways and it basically never matters which article you use.
>>9654777ToT
KIARA'S BEST SONG also only fully English EN songLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh Sparks already? Time to unmute.
>>9654818where is INRyS
START A FIRE START A FIRE START A FIRE START A FIRE
>>9654760German karaoke was great and she's a good singershe has bad taste in games and is a mediocre gamer, but i still watch her gaming streams becuase it's her playingsame for karaokeyou're no chad KFP, in fact you're the most virgin KFP in existence
>>9654890I like all of them in their own way. They're good streamers and will be even better in the future.
please just sing in english in your non-bird voice i will never stop kneeling
>>9654614This is how you can tell that not only eggs are dumb but also awful singers, as her singing voices is pitched up so you can provide the deep voice and sing in harmony with tenchou
>>9653745Doesn't seem to have done her any harm.>>9654391Karaoke doesn't hold viewers unless it's unarchived because there's a lack of spontaneity.
>>9654818How the fuck is Gurame dead you moron
>>9654555>>9654726
>>9654831Irys...
Time for SPARKS
>>9654869Nice cope but I closed the stream. I’ll tune back in after karaoke
YES KIARA YOU'RE FROMHOLO EN OFCOURSE PEOPLE WANT ENGLISH SONGS
>>9654818>Calligula>Ever alivePost your schedule, Fauna.
>>9654708She either dialed down the chicken voice for this karaoke, or I'm going deaf.
>>9654851as much as i love mamaloni i feel like her vtuber designs would end up being too detailed like irys
lol, she really didn't mention Mori at all, huh
I think Kira and Kiara work extremely well together desu.
>>9654818>Still alive>Inene
CONFIRMED USED GOODS OF HOLOLIVEAki RosenthalKoroneRushiaCocoTowaAmeFauna Mumeiand now Mamatori. This hurts the most bros. I thought Mamatori was the one...
STREAMPARKSTREAMPARKSTREAMPARKSTREAMPARKSTREAMPARKSTREAM
>>9654869stop handing out (you)s like an attentionwhoring whore, whore
STREAMING SPARKS FOR MY OSHI’S FRIEND
Shion is being a mesugaki.
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>>9654818>Calligula
stream sparks
>>9654941THEY SPEAK ENGLISH?!
COME ON AND SLAM
START THE FIRE /vt/
>>9654877Dead until Moona regains her confidence.
>>9654818Fauna's hands typed this
>even though its frustratingFall Guys with KFP soon
Kiara's best song!
>>9654958PARK STREAM!
SPAKRS
STREAM SPORKS
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF RYAN GOSLING
Sparks is the worst kiara original
>>9654869
>>9654844>A Holo will never make a song with soundboard posts to instrumentals
Sparks? More like Sharts lmao
Someone post THAT sparks video
>>9654904this picture makes me fucking diamonds i stg
She just explained all that shit like this guy
>>9654948>as much as i love mamaloni i feel like her vtuber designs would end up being too detailedI think it would end up being an overly detailed and disgusting tentacle monster that rapes cute chibi magical girls.
>>9654963Water is being wet.
>>9654985Never took off my suit.
sparks>all the other songs
I unironically like Sparks
>>9654899I don't remember writing this post.
>No reverb
https://streamable.com/f8y0oh
Not bad
>>9654868>Not posting the official version.
STREAM MARKS
>>9654995Best outfit btw
this is actually my first time hearing Sparks
This seems a bit off form her last try at Sparks
Sparks is OK, probably the original from Kiara I like the most
>>9654985I'm used to it...
>>9654957>Korone a>not having Matsurishit list even for a meme
>unfortunate things happeningThis must be the thing she alluded to about Sparks production that she assumed chat would understand
>>9654940I hate this meme.
Is that a Donkey Kong song?
>mundus will never get out of my headFUCK
>>9654818Every time you see "Gurame is dead" or anything similiar you can assume the poster is a complete retard
>english song>unmutes
>>9653745Anon, that much should have been obvious from the moment she mentioned she was traveling alone in Japan at the age of 16 and not going to school
>>9654818I see you, Green Lamy.
Is sparks good?I've never actually listened to it
I LOVE SPARKSI LOVE KIARA
STREAM SPARKShttps://streamable.com/f8y0oh
>>9652130Profiles are so sex.
>>9654901imagine her BUYING condomsshe's got three fucking kids bro
>>9654981AND WELCOME TO THE JAM>>9655017Who doesn't?
>>9655045Well, heres your chance!
first time hearing this song and sounds like fucking shitlmaolol
START A FIRE TODAY
>>9654931They've gone into bro territory
>>9654589https://youtu.be/IbCv5mSzkEg?t=6988>Takamori songIs KFP song and it has always been
>>9654968based
>>9654391With the chicken voice? Yeah.
>>9655024I wish Kiara would get this as her third outfitalso AiDee for Reine please
>>9655005https://streamable.com/f8y0ohhttps://streamable.com/f8y0ohhttps://streamable.com/f8y0oh
+1 Bae
This is my first time hearing this song. Why does it sound like a bad club song?
>>9654689No. Real siblings aren't like porno siblings. Your brain's wired against fucking the people you're raised with.>>9654709Not really. I started hiding my own controller after that, because I didn't wanna guess if it'd been cleaned afterwards.
>HoloEN>Sings in englishW-what
WHEN SPARKS GERMAN VERSION
>>9655013>>9655017Preach brothers
>>9654957>Aki RosenthalGod I wish that sex goddess would use my goods.
>>9654744>They both had deadbeat fathers>Both also had a crush on MoriKiara... Watame... you deserve better
DO EET
>>9654818>CalligulaThis is true!
Sparks is her best song.
First time hearing sparksThis is actually pretty good
>>9655025nice
sparks outfit is so fucking hot
Kinotori>Sparks>>>Heart challengerthe first two are both very good though
>>9654984Moona was literally impressing Pekora with her raid farm a few weeks ago
>>9655050Dead ship
>>9655045its ogey
>>9655024These wings remind me "Ogey" face
I think Sparks is her best song.
>>9655068kpop influence
You did stream Sparks didn't you anon
>>9655045It's unironically her best song and should stop singing copypasted Idol shit.
>>9655049
ME>MEME>MEME>MEME>MEME>ME
>Your name>KiaraI'M KIARA?!
>>9655011Water is not wet, retard.
Everybody's going to love Kiara!
God I can't get those koikatsu videos out of my head when I listen to Sparks now
>>9654728HAG LOVE
*Loads napalm rounds into shotgun*STARTING A FIRE FOR YOU, KIARA
STREAM SPARKSTREAMSPARKS
>>9655074me!
>>9655092easily
>>9655028Her voice seems generally off today, but oh well it's just one segment in this celebration
GETCHA OUTTA MY LIFE BOYGETCHA OUTTA MY LIFE BOY
>>9654757Hello there, famous Candian rapper Drake.
>>9655062Isn’t mori literally in the music video?
>>9655077Fauna as the face of Calligula fucking cracks me up.
>>9655101No. We are Kiara
>HoloEN>Sings in EnglishS-sugoi
>>9655095unironically almost every day since it's on my commute playlist
>>9655058You're talking about Calligula.
>>9655103I'm already in love with her!
>>9654902Ah cool. I love the lore for Pokemon more than the show at this point. It's pretty fascinating.
I switched to Flare when the chicken started singing, tell me when it's over
>>9655112wtf when was Kiara in Ape Escape?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EARS MAKE IT STOP
>>9655101/become/ Kiara...
wait Sparks doesn't sound like shit in Karaoke?nice job mixers
>that reggianoamazing
Sparks ain't that bad. I like it more than Heart Challenger but Hinotori still has the best melodies
>>9655083Better than her default outfit, I dare say
>>9654655Very unlikely, seems like she played it mostly for the family kinship value. I doubt Mamatori still does and she'd probably start complaining about American identity politics if the subject game up.
gotta admit she nailed that high note
>>9655124yes, the music video that Kiara did not make an a /u/ schizo made. I wonder if these things might be related?
>>9655021>>9654868
>>9655095I build a low energy machine just to STREAM SPARKS on loop. I was so sad that it took this long to reach a million views I had to do something.
certain section of Sparks reminds me of The World Ends With You. Also, on karaoke doesn't make me won't to nail my brain.
>>9655124Blame the crunchy one, a rare mistake on her part
why are my anime girls singing in english? what the fuck?
>>9655140don't stopDON'T STOP
>>9655128>Mori and Gura are my favorite EN1s>Fauna is my favorite EN2 so farWhat the fuck even is my taste
>>9654194I think Ina oversold it by cringing at everything she said even if it wasn't particularly cringe, whilst Mori went the opposite approach so you could tell when her outbursts at her past self were genuine. Both were fun though.
>>9655112SOUL
>>9655152100 times better
Bros i just listened to audiotape of Aqua being furiously fucked. Is it real?
>>9655144kiara still sounds like shit though
>>9655147Silly anon this is a Karaoke not a cooking stream!
>>9655045 listen for her 2 hour SPARKS stream. And you will like it!
>>9655087
>>9655108>cunnyfags on suicide watch because everyone likes hagsThis is just sad, Anon.
Only 3? Could've sworn she had 4 or 5.
>>9655183Yes.
>Watame is Kiara’s half sister>Watame is Mamatori’s step daughter
>>9654667I don't even think Ame is disliked, she's just mysterious.
>>9654818>STILL ALIVEGuraShion YO
>>9655138it's over
>>9655147I see no cheese here
>>9655045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIpsw_ONfkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIpsw_ONfkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIpsw_ONfkSTREAM SPARKS
>>9655197originals, not covers
>>9655183Yeah, I did it. Sorry, I was trying to fuck the retarded out of her. Didn't work.
>Kiara drinking iced tea>im drinking iced teaWE ARE
>>9655202THEY ARE
I can unmute now, right?
kiara is drinking tea. she is going to fill her bladder and piss soon
>>9655134Calligula is exiting bro territory and has been for awhile
>>9655023Yo, which stream is this?
>>9655194Almost clever but that's not how you pronounce it retard
>>9655153The only thing I dislike about sparks is it has this whole build-up throughout the song then transitions to that boring instrumental part with the credits and then just goes back to the song. There's no payoff for the build-up, which is key to a good hype song.
okay guys the karaoke is over you can turn the stream back on
>Back to the officeThank fucking god
>>9655197dicks in her?
>>9655197She has 4 cover songs too, maybe you're thinking of those?
>>9655202I belieb
>>9654426>>9654235>>9654276>>9654352There will be a black void with the skirt being longer
Like mother like daughter
>>9655058this is definitely how bros talk to each other
>>9655194I don't get it.
>Kiara stole Ame's officeCan't this bitch have an original idea instead of just copying her genmates
>>9655197Covers aren't originals
>>9654728It's just not the same...
>>9655218diabetics
>>9655161Yeah, I'm sure Kiara had no input whatsoever and this valentines themed song featuring her was never going to feature the ship she's forced since day one.
>>9655226You tell him, Fauna.
>>9655222No not yet
>>9655182cute
>>9655219both abandoned by their father...
>>9655222no, stay muted.
>>9655183Yes, Korone is a single mother and Miko was impregnated by Kaoru.
>>9655205>GuraShionDELETE THIS. I refuse to let Shion break Gura's heart like she did to Marine!
TIME TO CRY KFP
Oh boy eggs are cracking.
>>9655183Depends, there are two versions out there.The one without Roberu is fake.
>>9655098Sparks is more like kpop idol shit
Oh, she's gonna watch the debut stream after all. I was literally about to ask if she was just gonna not even bother.
Kiara, how long is this stream going to be?
How much longer until the debut watchalong?I just want some crinch, Kiara...
>>9655210>Space jam mixHoly based, I'll now listen to your song
>>9655231Thanks
>90 minutes and still hasn't started watching her debut stream.
Speaking of Karaoke, Irys:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K769BpJrooshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K769BpJroos
>>9655244You don't talk to your friends like this?
>>9655244NO DELETE THIS
>>9654984Did the ship die, then? Shame, it was very cute.
>>9655273She said she had a timeschedule for 3 hours
STREAM SPARKShttps://youtu.be/mN9wzgD1USghttps://youtu.be/mN9wzgD1USghttps://youtu.be/mN9wzgD1USg
>>9655233all me
>>9655245I'd fuck the middle guy, no hate from my end.
KFP FUCKERS EXPLAIN THIS
>>9655210"Based"
>old mic kiara incomingI'm hard already
>>9655277She isn't doing one, leave now
>>9654391karaoke goodkaraoke on 1 yr anniversary bad
>>9655199Damn, how did it get leaked?
>0 yousnigger
>>9655226Watch the stream, Fauna.
>>9655244Notice her dying inside as she says it. The expression tells it all
>>9655245Me on the right
>>9655245Is that a nipple?
/vt/ sings SPARKS when
>>9655174it's based
>>9655285Had to make everyone listen to her songs first
>>9655257You DO understand that she explicitly explained her intended meaning for the song, right?
>>9655257Yes, I'm sure she lied. Just like every holo is lying when they say something that doesn't fit your narrative.
>>9655257watch streams dipshit, I refuse to give in to historical revisionism. Heart Challenger was a song for the fans, fuckyou.
>>9655176In fairness Mori's ability to handle cringe is pretty high, being a naturally occurring source of it. Its completely normal to cringe at every 5 seconds of your past self like Ina did.
>>9654875Papyrus, It's a SNL skit
>>9655286Wasn't her karaoke yesterday?
A U D I O S T O C K
>>9655174shit
>Ina stream has dox posted>Kiara stream has dox posted>Mori...
KINOTORI
>>9655244You don't make jokes about ass fucking your friends? Or anything like that? Are you a faggot or something?
I'M NOT READY FOR DEBUT KIARA MIC AGAIN.
>>9654890Bae is incredibly energetic and engaging, when she isn't reading superchatsKronii has an amazing voice and she's a cute amount of dumb. I hope she has fun building her subterranean dwarf fortress in Minecraft.Sana is unreasonably cheerful and also pretty smart, with a cute accentGreen Lamy is clumsy and broke her thumbnail, uuuuuuuuuMumei is not a retard, but she's so awkward at expressing herself that it looks that way. She's also a very good singer!
based and AUDIOSTOCK pilled
AUDIO JUNGLE
>>9655314meds or copepick one
>>9655328Got delayed.
AUDIOSTOCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9655314The expression tells that she was standing up and removing all the limiters to give her sweet, darling Amelia Watson the best song she can.Sorry thread reader.
AUDIOSTOCK
>>9654194Ina's was cute as usual but her debut wasn't cringe at all, so her reactions seemed a little forced.Calli's debut was exceptionally cringe and her reactions were completely genuine. It also caused her to genuinely reflect on the past year. The Q&A part was also very interesting. So far Kiara has blown them both the fuck out of the water though, and we've not even reached the watchalong.
audiostock
Why does Kiara leave out her clothes by the window for people to eat?
>>9655337hmmm suspicious
>>9655245The first one is cutet. female anon
>>9655134>Brozone>Asking to go on movie datesI'm sorry guramefag, hard pill to shallow I know!
>>9655228I just want a robot fucking a nature.
>those violinsThe tears... they're already falling down my face...
FEMALE VOICE YABKronii?
>>9655205MuraSame*
>>9654890SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
>>9655210This is actually pretty good. It made Sparks tolerable
>that sad musicKiara will graduate...
>>9655294This is what my internal monologue sounds like.
>>9655337ONE...wait
AUDIO STOCK
>Audiostockmy sides get further apart every time
>>9655305When he pulled out it just started flowing
>>9655337It's just like the good old days.
>VLC
The chicken voice...
>>9655204nah that seems about right, but also add Haachama. Most JP were given a bad image of her by Coco in her meme review as this raging gremlin who has anger issues.
>>9655210Fuck. This goes into my Quad City DJs remix collection.
>>9654655That feather...
>>9655305anon...
>>9654667Respected + Liked is a hard combo, and not being liked does not equal "being disliked." Kiara and Ina are both liked and respected. I think Calliope is respected but not liked because she doesn't collab enough in regular streams to build connections, but her musical skills are valued. Gura is liked but not respected because she can't speak Japanese and doesn't have any major connecting moments even though she's cute and has a cute voice, and Ame is very niche and neither liked nor respected but has the blonde fetish crew supporting her.
Imagine the post stream discord sex they're going to have
I miss Audiostockrys...
>>9654730I THINK STACK SUCKS
>>9655176I like how Mori laughed at some of her own jokes, it was peak dorky.
The TV just blinked
>>9655163>I was so sad that it took this long to reach a million views I had to do something.The self-debuff is real.
>>9655373kek saved
>I got a letter
I never watched kiara's debut stream I just watched her live one day and stuck with her
>>9655244You don't talk to close friends like this?
>>9655337>muh doxxbeatsI still can't believe you all got played by that chileno
>>9655366Post your armpit with timestamp or GTFO
>>9655337>the only stream outside of NA hours had no dox postedAnd people say SEA is the land of dox
Kiara is confessing to me bros...
>>9655302
>>9655245Me on the left
Oh this is gonna be rough
I'm crying
>>9655390A shame she didn't have her anniversary stream yesterday
>>9655210kino
>this musicKIARA IS GRADUATING
Wait. Am I getting fired?
HERE WE FUCKING GOGET READY TO CRY YOU FAGGOTS
graduation...
OH NO NO SHE'S GRADUATING
>>9654655Arena client is a fucking trashfire though
>>9653802Menacing Lamy post
>try to make everything emotional>have a laughing breakdown instead
>>9654786FUCK
Kiara is graduating...
KIARA IS GRADUATING LETS GOOOOOO
KIARA'S GRADUATING
>>9655247To be fair everybody copies Amelia.
>GraduatingKiara no!
KIARA IS GRADUATING
YABKIARA LOVE
kiara ffs get it together
>GRADUATIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GRADUATION MENTION
>>9655367>Support Takamori fully.Gura is the broest of the bro with Mori.
takeks...
>>9655174Based, me too
>>9655205>>9655375Sorry /u/shitters dropped this and moved to Calligula
>Graduation musicKFPBros...
KIARA IS GRADUATING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can't believe Kiara is graduating...
>>9655244>he doesn't tell the homies he loves themAre you even friends?
>it's the fucking shrek is love, shrek is life copypasta with pekora instead
No...
Remember when eggs weren't bad?
>>9655325This post sounds like a bit like cope cuz you cucked by Mori....
Kiara don't go...
>>9655337We...had one thread?
Graduation...
holy shit she's actually graduating
J*UIs Kiara graduating? What's with the music?
KIARA IS NOT EXTENDING HER CONTRACT
KIARA ALMOST GRADUATED FROM LIFE LETS GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Graduation
>JWU>Missed Kiara Karaoke and MamatoriLife is cruel
CONTRACT NOT RENEWED
Chimkin...
chimkin..
>>9655245>No black men
lol pekora made her not kill herself
>>9655210>Charles Sparkley
Why do Kiara's songs have sad in it?
G-GRADUATION?*PTSD*
>mamageddon was too much for Kiara to handlenot like this bros...
stop baiting the thread readers
gura is watching this and thinking she needs to revise the letter shes written probably
>>9655502What made the eggs go bad?
>>9655525many such cases
>>9654083>PekomamaCute polite Japanese obasan. Very cute/10>MammatoriExtremely based Austrian cougar. Hilarious/10Both fulfil very different niches. No point comparing, though I would love to somehow seem them both collab with their daughters in the same stream in Mincecraft.
>>9655024She actually has those wings?
I am literally going to tell my therapist i have just became suicidial
Kiara.......
SHE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING GRADUATING WHAT THE FUCK
>Kiara has a long sad story about joining hololive>Mori just did it on a whimI fucking love my boy
kiara...
Kiara...
Thin skin...
>>9655499no, it's a post by a KFP who's been around for more than 6 months and actually remembers her streams from around Heart Challenger. Go back and watch streams and realize the error of your ways.
Sad chimkin backstory
>thin skin
Kiar.....
Kiara....
>>9655535How?It was so cute
I can't believe I'm crying listening to this, Allah forgive me
Marine is redefining the Holometa by uploading high quality fan stuff directly to her channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGXcl2IZFwJust take a look at all those views the shorts have, and she doesn't even make them!
>>9655532They deserve it
Kiara... I love you so much
Kiar...
How come mori is the only person in chat wasn't gura and ina in moris stream. I see there prioritys
Kiara, the minecraft logs...
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU HLGG
>>9655348Council unity posts just hit different...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT HANDLE ANOTHER GRADUATION PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOP
>Some cringy woe is me speechTime to mute.
>>9655305Kill yourself
Chiara...
NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE
>>9654948I think she can make simple enough designs
I love you Kiara...
Kiara is literally talking about her roommate...
>dark side of publicityOh no...
DEMISE FUCKED YOUR ASS
>>9655527Hue
>ME I ME I ME I ME I ME I ME I ME I ABLOOOBLOOO PITY MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMESigh....
are you happy now SEAnigger egg schizos?
She's talking about me by the way
>>9655564one day we will be posting this uniroincally. that fact terrifies me.
Well this got real rather fast
And then Marine senpai gave you the buff talk.
Kyar...
>>9655590please kill yourself
Keahruh...
It's hard being a caretaker.
THE PHOENIX RISING ARC WAS REAL. YOU HAD BETTER REMEMBER THAT
>Kiara is thin skinnedImagine my shock
Bros I fucking love Kiara.
>>9655577haachama...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Tenchou......
Reinesposter you doublenigger!
>>9655600her crippling pacifier/loli tentacle porn addiction might be a hindrance, though
No... Kiara....
>>9655583Gura retweeted so she’s there
>using sad piano music because she's incapable of real empathyAHAHAHAHAH
>>9655573"it was"Time traveler chama!?
I wish you luck on all your future endeavours, Kiara. Thank you for having been part of the Holo family...
KIARA I PULLED OUT A HUGE BOOGERLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9655577Chammers...
I love this chicken...
>>9655552"Vtuber? What's that? Eh might just try".I love this dumb chuuni reaper.
>>9655614put some effort into your falseflagging
>>9655573kiara is mogging her letter skills
>>9655329People still watch SNL?
>>9655615>SEAnigger eggIt's krauts newfag
>>9655337>>9655363>>9655390>MUH DOXXBEATChilanoschizo and his consequences have been a disaster for /hlgg/
She said Austria...
AUSTRIA MENTION>AUSTRIA MENTIONAUSTRIA MENTION>AUSTRIA MENTIONAUSTRIA MENTION>AUSTRIA MENTIONAUSTRIA MENTION>AUSTRIA MENTION
Kiara is dying...
>AustriaYABE
>>9654789I don't mean Etsuko Yakushimaru, I think she already fits her niche of EDs or chill vibe songs perfectly enoughI can't think of an Etsuko Yakushimaru song that's been done in the style of a high energy cutesy anime OP>>9654819I just listened to Reine's version and I think it fits better yeahPersonally Heart Challenger reminds me a bit of I was reminded of Higurashi's "Happy Happy" OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzl_994Tj8And it makes me think Heart Challenger works as like an early 2000s style jpop songEven GURU GURU MAWARU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5bmn10fKXc is a similar style song with that same early 2000s vibeI think a youthful clear voice (either loli or oneesan type of voice) works well with this type of song; Kiara I think doesn't have that kind of voice and I end up not enjoying her Heart Challenger as much as I think I could if it were another singer
cheimkin....
>>9655614It's a stream about her debut. Who is she gonna talk about you dumb fuck?
>Austriaoh well ok she's serious
I swear its the onions, I cant cry because of this
JENMA LOVE
>AustriaSELFDOXXED
>AustriaWhen did she stop using Australia?
KFP I KNEELKEEP LOVING YOUR ORANGE WOMAN
>>9655600you know what, fair enough. i just hope her style translates well into a vtuber design one day, i assume she’d change style slightly like huke or pako
>>9655583Gura retweeted but probably went back to bed. She was up early
>Speech on how much stronger she is now.Yesterday broke down and cried over a shitty video game.
>>9655648Everything is so fake about her.
LMAO KIARAI'm tearing up hardcore bro...
>>9655406Ame has the best hololive model ever, she even can catch goslings without telling a single word
NOO I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANOTHER ORANGE WOMAN
>AustriaYAB
>>9655651Oh you mean she's doing it another time? That would be cute.
Austria!?
>Kiara is actually graduatingAh... fuck...
>>9655643fag
>>9655685I think it's because she's being serious.
no "australia", she's really serious
>Austria mentionOh no no no no
>the minecraft stream that went too farI'm glad she's here now
>>9655674>I can't think of an Etsuko Yakushimaru song that's been done in the style of a high energy cutesy anime OPPenguindrum?
>>9655623As soon as you get around to sucking me off.
Jesus christ Kiara.
>>9655662>newfaghow new?
Kneel
>I'm very bluntOh so she's aware.
IS SHE ACTUALY GRADUATION? PLEASE SAY IT'S A FUCKING JOKE
Christ, I really am in love with Kiara
Damn, she said Austria straight in this one.
>Kia...
>AustriaUhhh, what the fuck? I thought she moved to Australia? Rrats?
kia...
AUSTRIA MENTION
>>9655690OSSTERREICH LOVE
Why is she saying Austria and not "Australia" ;)
>>9655577>age-restrictedkek
When she says Austria, you know it's real talk
>>9655719i kneel
>>9655694heh
Back when /hlg/ and later /hlgg/ was really shitting on Kiara. I was in the thread posting positive stuff about Kiara.LOVE CHIMKIN
>>9655174Same as mine. What's the problem?
>>9655641Oh no Mori Bisei is graduating...
>>9655707I mean I'd be all for it, but I don't think cover would fund it
>>9655685When actual australians joined.
Jenma is just grooming Kiara. Anyone else notice this?
The EN curse...
>>9655685She swaps when she wants to be srs like the cooking stream
>>9655685She cooked austrian dishes on stream everyone gets the message by now
KFP, your oshi is something else. Cherish her and keep her safe while you have her.
OH NO NO KFPKEKSSHE'S PROPOSING TO JENMA
>>9655694That's how phoenixes work anon
>Austria actually mentionedShe is serious. Jenma love
She's fucking JENMA
Trash compactor mention!
>>9655719
>this musicWith all due respect.This is really. Really. Really hard to put up with.
>>9655723it is, worry not
JENMA ARE YOU CRYING?
MANAGEMENT LOVE
>>9655721Good hope she's even more blunt so you can seethe more
>he works so hardY-YAB?!?!?!
>>9655698no disagreement, though that's her new outfitI was describing it purely in terms of her relationship with JP senpai
>>9655630>>9655657I said high quality, not the deranged shitpost videos haatons make.
JENMA GRADUATING
>>9655723No anon, she graduation for real....
>>9655564>chicken motif>fire powers>said nigga>graduates/"dies" firstHoly shit Kiara is Avdol of the group
Kiara... I'm sorry for making fun of your voice...
>>9655721It's a germanic thing. They're all like that, from the southern top of Austria all the way up to scandinavia.
I wish I could give a shit about Kiara, you all seem like you're having fun.
Goodbye motherfuckers...
>>9655723Sorry bros but she's allergic to corm. She needs medical treatment.
>>9655694>peech on how much stronger she is now.She said literally the opposite retard.
JENMA LOVEENMA HATE
Chumbuds absolutelt BTFO by Kiara saying that Jenma is a good manager
KIARA WANTS TO FUCK HER MANAGER
oh shit i didn't think about jenma being the one that let her borrow her potato laptopextremely based
KinoLove you Kiara
>>9655643>pacifier/loli tentacle porn addiction might be a hindrance, thoughYou this, and yet Kiara has a pacifier accessory....
>>9655743
ALL ORANGE MUST GRADUATE
>>9655719Thank you Jenma for keeping my Oshi's mental state intact
Why why is it always the orange women....
>praising jenma before her genmatesI hope that manager whore will get fired soon.
>>9655685she didn't, she literally said australia to her mom, she's just being serious right now
DAY ONE KFP SOUND OFF
>>9655286Finally...
HYPE
OMEGA > ENMA > JENMA
>>9655734She is graduating, she doesn't care anymore
Kiara is too sweet. This letter is so heartfelt. She loves KFP and Jenma and her fellow Hololivers so much.
Is this KFP's annual shareholders meeting?
God I love Kiara
>>9655809Nene...Roberu...No...
>everyone doomposting about takamori death>calligula>ametori>nobody expected jenmatori
Please tell me this is a joke
>>9655250It isn't the same, now that you know that Kiara's mom has been with men in the past?That was a huge paradigm shift huh?
>>9655758Always will
>>9655577>tfw Marine can do more push-ups than I
>>9655694you mean produced top quality sufferkino, and then streamed today like nothing happened, even though you retards were saying she was gonna let it affect her.
>>9655736And people still say not like Vshojo
>>9655694And tomorrow she won't blink on being whipped naked in front of thousand people, she can only grow stronger and with her as our idol we can only grow as well
>>9655798You know all relationships are different right? What’s stopping Jenma from being good to Kiara and not as good to Gura?
>Would have had 3D if not for Covid
>>9655685>>9655686She mentioned Austria before clipfags.
>The seething may have helpedhuh?
>the C-thingYAB
KFP YOUR OSHI'S PRETTY COOL
KIARA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>9655723isreal
>If it werent for Coof they would have 3D by now
>>9655406Nice pulling all this shit out of your ass
>>9655819
KIARA KNOWS WHAT WE WANT
COOF HATE
>Everyone is distracted by KiaraI'm going to fuck Shion myself
KIARA WANTS TO DO OFF COLLABS WITH EVREYONE
>>9655832It's against the rules...
HINOTORI ANNIVERSARY DISNEYLAND RIDE CONFIRMED
>>9655819I'm Ex-KFP but man I still remember that Minecraft stream
GO KIARA GOOOOO! I LOVE YOU
>>9655743Me too, brother. I wonder how many of us are still here.
KIARA I KNEEL AS LOW AS POSSIBLE
JENMATORI LOVE
>>9655719Fuck you. You called my oshi a stinky fish
>>9655796ENMA HATE
>>9655758with my life i swear i will
>>9655844retardchama...
>>9655183No. Her fanbase went to autistic lengths to disprove it.
>>9655842she's saying what everyone is thinking
I dont like that this has bgm. Feels staged, sorry.
The question is how long does Jenma want to stay a manager herself? In the end it feels like a lot of work for a rather junior role.
MICROPHONE LOVE
KEK
AAAAAAAA MY EARS
The SEAthing outlived it's welcome, huh
ah there's the scuff
>9655245>2 fuckboys with and one edgy guy>At least decent looking>Cucked the 3 of them for her yellow fever>Complaints about itWeeabo egirls are really something else
>>9655863YOU STOLE MY POST YOU FUCKER
ONE YEAH AND STILL MIC SCUFFSHE HASN'T CHANGED
Ah yes, the true Kiara experience.....
Amazing.
>Mic fucking diesMy sides
>>9655719>Ghosting CocoI don't hate you but I don't love you.
MIC HATE
kek
Kiara....The scuff...
>>9655719>ame, gura, kiaraHDSDIB
>serious moment>starts fighting the microphonesome things really never change
FUCK THE C THINGAND BY THE C THING I MEAN CHINA
>watching Kiara>eating Pizza and Fried Chicken>washing it down with Ice Waterwho else here MAXIMUM COMFY?
>>9655843>>9655847I love this shit
There goes the moment kek
>>9655841In that case it's obvious that it's Gura's fault and not Jenma's for their bad relationship
MY EARS AAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit, until she said "From now on", I honestly was scared we were going to get an actual graduation announcement. PLEASE KIARA WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FRAME IT WITH THAT MUSIC.
And Kiara lifts the mood back up by losing a fight with her microphone. Masterfully done.
>>9655861>Implying
>>9655819https://streamable.com/x76dh6
>Jenma I know it's hard to manage me sometimes>2 minutes later>Fuck Covid give us our fucking 3DNever change, Kiara.
stupid chicken
KIARA WTFGET THE MIC OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
>>9655833FUCKING CORONA TOOK 3D EN FROM US
C mention why is she bringing up politics
>>9655792>I wish I could give a shit about Kiara, you all seem like you're having fun.Me too, but quite frankly I feel embarrassed sharing a country with her.She feels far too much like an American in a really negative way, whereas Calli's Burgerness is deeply charming.
Classic Kiara.
>>9655886Indeed.
>>9655841>One talks with and Jenma like a person and works with her.>One fears her and gets butthurt when she dares to tell her to stop fucking leaving people on read with no reply.
>Heartfelt speech>Fucks with the microphone and everything turns to scuff, as if to touch grass virtually
>>9655819Does Unity count?If so, present.
MICROPHONE HATEKIARA FUCKING WITH IT HATE
>Emotional thing goes wrong at the endMicrocosm.
ah yes, throwback to shitty mic in the anni stream
>>9655891>ANON MOGGED
>no 3d confirmed
>gets emotional>Immediate EN scuffkinoFucking kek
kek, some things never change with those two dumbasses
>>9655719Reminder that staff laughed at Gura's game requests
>>9655907Absolute fucking retard.
wtf is this mic setup? how does a litte movement result in this distorted sound?
You drive me too, Kiara.Up the wall, that is.
>>9655874FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THIS MANGA. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
Yagoo literally saved this girl from possibly killing herself
I'm so proud of Kiara...
>>9655661Only because it has gosling, and people want to use the images to flex they know "forbidden knowledge" most of the time
>>9655917>Implying their personal managers has any influence on 3d.
I....I saved her...i actually did it...
>(You) bring out my full potential
>Ame was going to give up her dreams if it wasnt for Hololive>Mori was going to give up her dreams if it wasnt for Hololive>Kiara was going to give up her dreams if it wasnt for HololiveApologize.
>>9655506It's been a year, the curse is finally broken.
>>9655777she, already confirmed when cover staff traveled to europe
>>9655923JWU what's Corona? The beer?
reminder that mamatori is watching this. i bet she's crying
>>9655907Fuck off Jenma
Kiara is so real...
>>9655694Still better compared to a year ago.
Bros, we protected her smile.
My friend is looking funny what's going on?
>>9655944Jenma is a personal manager, that staff were new hires I think
>>9655944It was an EN2 manager, though. She specifically said it was a new manager.
>>9655955Why are you watching her stream? Just to seethe?
>>9655967gura....
>>9655960Many such cases
FINALLY
>>9655968KFP bros... we saved her.
>>9655960Home of broken girls
>>9655907Stop astroturfing omegay
>>9655967Ame is the only one without a dream tho
VIVA LA KIARA
>>9655926With c-thing she means Cunny, in this case Gura's. That's why she said it helped EN to have a good start. Nothing political about cunny.
>>9655904>Ate some popcorn chicken.>Listening to Kiara while I play SRW.Feels comfy.
>>9655960>>9655967YAGOO I KNEEL
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1437084025424732162
Bros, we actually saved her...
So Gura's watchalong is next, right?
>>9655960>>9655967Grand Savior...I kneel...
>>9655960Saviorfag Prime, I kneel...
>>9655719Sing crazy frog
VIVA LA KIARAVIVA LA KFP
how was kiara's debut i never watched it all?
>>9655941Was anyone really expecting 3D? When Gura, Ina, Ame and Kiara announce a couple days break at the same time THAT is when we will be getting 3D.
>>9655986she's been taking too much influence from Mori and is now horribly gassy
WE SAVED KFP! WE CAN SMILE IN VALHALLA!!!
>>9655967YAGOD
Wait what. I just go here during the karaoke. She hasn't watched her debut yet?
>>9655881Lamy talked about how all the managers are actually insanely overworked. I hope they get paid well at least.
>>9655960>>9655967I kneel, funny meme man
I feel like maybe we aren't getting a 3D announcement tonight...
>>9655907t. Jenma
>>9655967Apologize for what? I've always KNEELED
DEBUT STREAM TIME!!!
>>9655986s-she was already like this when i came
>>9655951Have you never peaked your mic from moving it due to the cable or arm spring noises?
>>9655967Is Motoaki Tanigo the biggest saviorfag of them all?
>3D by now>In the futureYep no 3D announcement this week
>>9655907Shut the fuck up KFPnigger.
>>9656003>Thread reader
>>9655540THE Egg.
>>9655967
>>9655715Personally I think all the hype action in that song comes from the background track, which contrasts with Yakushimaru's whispery and downbeat deliveryFor both Penguindrum OPs 1 and 2 too, I feel like Yakushimaru has a unique way of holding back on hitting high notes when the song climaxes, rather than belting it out, which is a cool way to do an emotional deliveryI think that contrast is what makes the Penguindrum OPs interesting but yeah, you can see the clear difference between Yakushimaru's singing style and the two high-energy old-school-anime songs I posted
>>9655967>Yagoo's home for broken girls
>>9656010that was 6 months ago anon.
>>9654663wait
>>9656017Pretty normal.
that was all types of faggot
Which debut will we watch?
>>9655960He's like Johnny from Guilty Gear, but IRL bros...
>>9655967Ame has no dream anymore...
>>9655967>Mori was going to give up her dreams if it wasnt for HololiveShe literally said the opposite an hour ago
>>9655967>>9655960Based saviourfag
>>9655960>>9655967Thank you, Yagoo.
>>9655967Nothing to apologize for, Cover proved themselves during the China arc.
We saved her bros... I'm so happy.
i teared up a little bit
YAGOO's CENTER FOR BROKEN GIRLS AND BROKEN DREAMS TO LEARN HOW TO DO OTHER IDOL STUFF TOOthe center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too
>>9656010Anon..
>>9655798>>9655841>>9655907>>9655975>>9655947>>9656000>>9655931>Assuming a relationship we literally know nothing aboutI thought we stopped doing this after being proven wrong unironically almost 100 times
I bet Gura is going to praise Jenma too.
>>9655960>>9655967I never doubted him
Back on the early days of /hlgg/, when everyone was ruthlessly shitting on her and she had almost no fans in those threads I was one the lone posters who defended her and put faith in her to improve, many KFP newfags have no idea how easy they've got it September and November were hell for her
>>9655967What exactly is Ame's dream other than surviving?
>>9655959The suffering will continue.
>>9655967I kneel, Saviorfag prime...
>>9656005>popcorn chicken.Godly taste Anon
>bingo for an event that has already happenedbased birdbrain
>>9655967>Gura was going to do porn with BD if it wasn't for hololive>Ina was going to be completely devoured by chinks if it wasn't for hololive
>>9655951I'm fairly sure she has a shitty cable, I've only ever gotten that kinda noise when I have a shitty cable with tarnished contacts.
>>9655960>>9655967If only I could be so grossly incandescent
>>9655819I don't think I'd call myself kfp, but I've come to your oshi's aid and I'd do so again.
I'm pretty sure that if Kiara hadn't written anything, shitposters would've just harassed her over not being grateful enough
>>9656063KFBaby...
>>9656002>literally stealing from cocofucking chicken whore
>>9656034Yeah, came. Came inside her.
>Kiara graduating>no one gives a shit
>>9656001Cunny leads to Cunnunism, do you really want that?
>>9656029Don't worry, we will. But it'll be home 3D using the same Vive setup Ame pioneered, just with official models for all the girls.
>>9655874Huh, did JP Steven Universe end?
Where's our bingo sheet
MY ANCESTORS ARE PROUD OF SAVING KIARA! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME EGGS?!
>>9656017I hope you enjoy half of it being in Japanese and the mic being really shit.
>>9655967Well...Hundreds of other girls gave up on their dreams because they wasn't chosen to Hololive
i went to make lunch for my familywhat did i miss after mamatori's call ended?
>>9655866Probably a few.
>>9655931>Kiara gets to do almost anything she wants>Gura gets ideas shot down and is more restricted
WAiT WHAT? it's been 2 hours and she didn'0t even watch her debut yet? what has shee been doing? (just back from church)
>>9655972It's a nothingburger, If it was anything serious, there would be posts on hololive's twitter
For reference
Spaghetti
>>9655967Saviorfag Prime
>Kiara's debut>Ame's debut
>>9655316>Chikim had gone out with a troon
>>9655967i kneel.
>>9655967Not entirely accurate but the man is based regardless
That Holotori picture is MOCKING me with its smug aura.It knows I want it to happen, and yet it just sits there.
>>9655931>Talks to Kiara like a person because she's nobody in the grand scheme of things>Treats Gura like an IP she must protect at all costs, cockblocks her ideas because they're "out of character"
And C*nn*r had the audacity to say that just joining hololive will just make you popular quickly. Fuck that faggot god I wish he did the yab so Ollie and other fucks won't be friends with him anymore.
>>9656105That's because they sucked
>>9656114pretty shit
>>9655960>>9655967>Aloe>Kira>Coco>Chris>Kaoru>Suzaku>Artia>Civia>Yogiri>Doris>Spade>RosalynNice saving there, Yagoo.
>>9656076It was a journey for all of us honestly.
kiara seething
>>9655967I'm eternally kneeling to this saviorfag
>>9655960>SAVED KIARA FROM KILLING HERSELF>SAVED MORI FROM KILLING HERSEF VIA OVERWORK>SAVED AMELIA FROM BEING A TRAILER TRASH BITCH AND FROM GIVING UP HER PASSION>SAVED GURA FROM TWITCHNIGGERS AND KILLING HERSELFI KNEEL
jesus christ this bingo
>>9655960>>9655967I kneel...
>>9655967I kneel...
>>9656103Lmao no.
>>9656058She's said before that she'd have given up and gone back home if it weren't for Hololive.
>>9656076ya new kfps are lucky. non of them would have made it if they were around at that time. they were literally bullied out of the threads
>>9656132>bringing up ecelebs out of no whereGo back
>>9656076we should've bullied kfp out when we had the chance
>>9656074Fuck you, I will post my retarded narratives to make people mad and there's nothing you can do about it.
The amount of newfags in the thread is fucking disgusting
>>9655960>Alone in Japan>No money>No work perspectives>Probably eyeing that foreigner soapland recruitment slipAnd then Yagoo says "come work for Hololive". He's truly a savior.
>>9656111Talking to her papa, and Mamatori
>>9656007>Absent because she suddenly wants to actually try it out in karaoke placeskek
Old mic mention
>>9655960>>9655967What the fuck kind of life/career reps should I do if I want to save the lives of broken people too and restore hopes and dreams for the young and suffering?Did I go into the wrong life/career path?
>>9656107>half of it being in japanesei am japanese so it's ok!
>>9656098I will be the supreme leader and have all the cunny.
>Kiara throwing shades at management kek
>>9655991I never said I was an anti. It's possible to have a net positive disposition towards a streamer even if they regularly make you seethe.
Did a thread reader write this bingo card?
>>9655719She is the one that makes my oshi have meetings at 3am, so no.
>>9655967You've got my approval, Saviorfag Prime
>>9655641>ISTANBUL
>>9656132Imagine letting e-celebs live in your head rent free
>>9656076those were the days
>>9656143>SAVED INA FROM FF14
wait what happened in the gem girls manga? that was a cute anime
JWU how was council debut
>>9656114>>9656120>>9656127KEEP GOING
>>9656074What's there to assume? Kiara loves Jenma and Jenma loves Kiara. The way Gura talks about Jenma is filled either with mockery or distaste, and what little she's described Jenma saying to her shows a far more restrictive side than what Kiara mentions.
yab
Don't read your bingo card retard
>>9656158yea this board is over
>>9655960Hololive Katawa Shoujo esque game when
>>9656132go to sleep young seanigger, you have school tomorrow
>>9655743Love chimkin. Always. No pressure from any social media site could change my love for my oshi
stop reading it dumbass
KIARA YOU JUST SPOILED YOURSELF
>>9656136who?
>>9656136Artia didn't need saving, she needed to be submerged in acid.
The way she stumbled over the bit about people liking her old mic, lol
>>9656076And now KFP have become the most obnoxious fanbase by far. Can't win either way
>I shouldn't have read this>keeps reading anywaykek
>>9656191you have no idea how bad things really are
>>9656136>including the chinks>including people who left of their own accord
>>9656199She's going to do literally everything on that card just because
Doesn't this defeat the fucking purpose of the bingo.
>>9656136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nMzTj4oDYgSave for the non chinks
>>9656199its ok she'll forget
>>9656196it's because gura is a racist
>>9656076I fucking hate new KFP
>>9656167Become a teacher. A great teacher.
>>9656191hiatus, too much granola
>>9656196>The way Gura talks about Jenma is filled either with mockery or distasteI thought we stopped doing this after being proven wrong unironically almost 100 times
Didn’t mori make this op?
>>9656136Chris was the antagonist.
>>9656136Half of that list are just bugs, anyways.>Yogurt...
She's never going to use the loading screen Mori made for her again, will she
>a debut bingo sheetel em ay oh
>>9656143>SAVED AMELIA FROM BEING A TRAILER TRASH BITCHtrailer trash bitches are good fucks though
I forgor Kiara doesn't have myth intro
>>9656209Maybe she'll get the hint one day...
>>9656199>>9656222>>9656215How else would she know what to look out for?
Mori did a super job with that original loading screen.
>>9656207kek
>>9656161>ywn get a teary-eyed handjob from Kiara in a shady dimly lit soapland.
>>9656076I was there.
>>9655960And the rejects did kill themselves. That or became eggs.
>>9656192how was your coma, anon?
>>9656136The only ones on that list that should've been saved are Kira, Coco and Yogiri.
>>9656227based
How am I nostalgic for something that only happened a year ago?
>old introI miss it...
>>9656207She literally was on the verge of committing suicide when Yagoo saved her. You would know if you actually watched her streams.
>>9656136The homos left on their own accord and are doing way better than they did in homostars.China literally killed themselves.Coco was facing off against an entire nation.Chris and Aloe were too horny to be saved
>>9656187The darkest timeline...
>>9656191on hiatus
>>9656220Yogiri didn't deserve it, she was a good girl.
She hasn't watched it yet?Sorry kfp, I don't want to hear her modern warfare mic again....
Mori I kneel
>>9656191Kek. You have no idea.
Her first bgm reminds me of Pokemon Black and White
>>9656187From loneliness and burnout, actually.
>>9655960I kneel.
>>9656075Watch streams. Gura likes pretty much none of the managers at this point.Also I'd put 0 stock in Kiara's opinion. Jenma helped her out once or twice and any praise/help you give Kiara earns you her undying loyalty. See her wanting to collab with Nyanners for literally no other reason than her praising her on stream.
>>9656076I'm with you there, it's nice to see how things changed.
>>9655960>>9655967SAVIORFAG PRIME I KNEEL
The only thing I remember about her debut is when she went over 1 hour and then told everyone not to go because she still had more to say.
THE MANIPULATOR IS ACTIVE ONCE AGAIN
THE MANIPULATOR
>>9656266Anon...2020 was 15 years ago
>>9656187Even if she were to have played it on stream, griefers would have made it instantly unwatchable
IT WAS BETTER BACK THEN
>>9656167>restore lives for the young and sufferingYou might have a little priest in you
>>9656261>they became eggs>this gave them a purpose and a reason to not commit anti-alive
>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>9656076Everyone was shitting on all the new Holos, that's how it always goes in the beginning. Happened for all of them, Mori, Gura, Ame, only one who escaped mostly was Ina. And it's happening with Council right now too.
>that narrator voiceKEK, very nice
why does Cover still include the 5 minutes of loading screen at the beginning of every VOD? Even Kiara said it makes no sense
>>9656234Hell yeah
>>9656136Who are these indies?
Post faster.
>>9656136>Aloethe most unfortunate of the bunch, Hololive should have done better>Kirahad to leave because of his health, there was nothing that could have been done>Cocoleft in good graces, she was already saved by that point>Chriswho?>Kaorubeyblade is doing fine>SuzakaI actually don't know anything about him>Artia>Civia>Yogiri>Doris>Spade>Rosalynchink lives don't matterYogurt deserved better though
The old kino trailer music...
>>9656299>>9656301NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN
THE MANIPULATOR IS ACTIVE ANONS
>>9656268>reading comprehensionThe Miko picture is pretty accurate.
>>9656220>own accordwtf are you talking about, Cover had to close up shop in China and the only option they had was to graduate
>>9656076new kfp are the most annoying redditors on this site
I wonder If Gura and Ina were supposed to be a ship originally based on the depths thing
NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEE
CHICKEN MENTION
>>9656152Today she said that her music career was close to being self-sustaining
AME MENTION
>>9656103Isnt it the other way around?
>>9656224save for yogiri too...
>Gamerheh
>ame>gameryeah ok
THEY ARE
What the fuck why was vaporized on mori's? I never noticed that before
>ReflexI still laugh everytime
>Watson Amelia>GamerWhat did they mean by this?
>Gotta love ameTHEY ARE
Remember when Ame was the Gamer of EN?
>gawr gura>Shark>Lolololololololololololololololol
>>9656238It's literally never been proven wrong. Gura has only ramped up shitting on management.
gamer...
>>9656295>Once or twiceMaybe you should watch streams retard.
>>9656324Make me.
>>9656297God this game is so ugly. 2D games should have drawn sprites not this 3D shit
ABAYO
Wait what, I'm tearing up? I thought I wouldn't...
>God I love AmeAMETORIBROS
ILOVE AME
HOLOLIVE ENGLISH IS A MYTH
>>9656299>>9656301>>9656307>>9656332
>gotta love AmeShe can't help herself from goslinging...
Why does everyone love Ame...
AAAAA THAT PICTURE
Already one square down
>>9656295Gura makes fun of managers as a joke. She's going to do a 180 and seriously praise them. The thread will have a meltdown.
Gura's human teeth...
>>9656076New kfps are fags, old ones didn't cry for everything.
>>9656136Aloe and Coco have an open invitation to return at any time.
>>9656327Suzaka has to play amogus to eat.
>Ame's slide says fucking gamerMy sides
>>9655960>from possibly killing herselfMore likely from prostituting herself
>Gotta love AmeSomeone stop Ame
>God I love ameme too tenchou, me too...
>>9655743I was just posting normal about her streams and was so confused why there was so much shitposting all around.I didn't realize that the thread and now this board is 90% underaged teenage girls gossiping into their iphones.
The myth intro video was better. Fuck you manipulator.
MALE VOICE YAB
ENTERCALLIOPE MORI
>>9656295Honestly, given how Gura says she behaves and the past company she's kept I'd put even less stock in her opinion.
>>9656347>>9656348>>9656354>>9656359>Finished (30):Frog Detective: Haunted IslandMario 64CelesteThe Last CampfireObra DinnDoom 2016Super Mario SunshineLater AlligatorThere Is No Game: Wrong DimensionWe Were Here Too w/ InaDonkey Kong CountryDonut CountyMario GalaxyFlorenceSmol Ame [older version]Titanfall 2A Short HikeJourneyOuter WildsLA NoirePortal 2PortalA Way Out w/ GuraMario OdysseyAnti-chamberConvenience StoreOvercooked 2Biped w/ GuraMosaicSuperliminal
>>9656321Why waste time editing out the start of every stream?
>>9656350It's from her profile, vaporizing souls with the cuteness or some such.
KINO MORI NARRATION
Man, and I thought the EN1 reveal was chuuni. Nothing compared to EN2
>>9656356Kiara has since debut and she loves her management retard
Kiara sounds like this?
>>9656076new kfps dont have the balls/backbone to face what old kfps suffered in the past. No le egg to use, they were literally fucked, beaten to the pulp and bullied. Even mori's TTRPG/gi**uk collab was nothing compared to what kfps have faced. Well done old kfps, you guys made it
I love them
I was so fucking confused at hearing Mori's voice again immediately post-debut
>>9656152Imagine having dreams that expire at age 23 or whatever kek
MOONA
>>9656389not a papers please gamer
>>9656397
I forgot all about this
THIS IS CRINCH
>>9656341DYRBI?
Hey KFPRemember what Kiara's first game was?
>KIARA EXPOSING KIARA LIVE ON STREAM
man I don't remember this book thing
I genuinely forgot about this
>>9656354She says the gamer word often and aggressively
>>9656343It is. HnK predates SU by over a year.
>>9656350It was something about Tee-Tee evaporating people's souls in Mori's bio.
>Becoming an idolReal sneaky
>becoming an IdolDOXXBEAT PRIME
KIARA IS AN ASCIAN?
>>9656403Gamers have to be good.
>>9656295The absolute state of dramafags
>>9656403>Gamer = completing gamesYou keep posting this and you keep looking like a retard
>>9656437>>9656439do you still remember Fauna's intro?
>>9656403thinskinmate…
>>9656403Boomerang x is missing too
>>9656415What are you even trying to say, SEAnigger? Who the fuck is talking about Kiara?
>>9656421
>>9656306FFXIV mods actually ban stream griefers
>>9656432Time to suit up...
Anyone caught that teehee Kiara? That was hella cute.
cute illustrations
Sounds like Kiara killed the rest of the phoenixes
>>9656432AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!
>>9656432m-my fall guys suit...
>>9656446On every level except physical
>Shits on her own lore
>no more phoenixesw-what about mamaloni?
>Intro video narration/animation>Loading screen animation>Hinotori MV animationMori did a lot for Kiara, huh
I forgot how cute those drawings were
>>9656418>No le egg to useWe had seagulls.
I hated kiara at first but.. seeing her get this far.. seeing her grow this much... i just feel proud of her.
>>9656459Only sana's because it was funny.
KIARA THE PHOENIX
They anon remember that warm fuzzy feeling you had at the end of the last TTRPG stream?
>>9656459Fauna?
>>9656458>Plays games>YEAH BRO SHES NOT A GAMER BRO
>neither Ame nor Gura watching or being hereThoughts?
>What do humans do?>conquer
>>9656484But /hlgg/ told me that she hates her
>365+ IPsyou have 10 seconds to prove you aren't new
Kiara really hasn't used the dimension hopping aspect of her lore much has she
>>9656487We still have seagulls.
>>9656419>Mori, the first debut, did narration for Kiara, the second>Sana, the first debut, did narration for Fauna, the secondTHEY ARE
is Kiara going to be able to watch this all the way to the end?
Calli is still awake and watching Kiara, that's super sweet.
FINAL CALLWHO ELSE INVESTED IN PHOENIXCOIN?
Kept ya waitin huh?
>>9656508Kinda had to retcon it with her first redebut.
>>9656506*cums on you*
>>9656314It was rougher for her imo there literally no KFPs, she had rrats from nearly a decade ago, she was self-conscious about metrics, and her stream quality just generally in the dump
>>9656491Sorry anon but hating virtual women wiggling in the corner of the screen makes you low test
>>9656484they were super close for a while, but then mori got false hope for her manlet and ghosted
What the hell I thought this was a new trailer, Dad hasnt really changed at all huh
>Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN This was cute, I recallMori still watching
>>9656496Yes, I'll shitpost like an asshole but Myth have really come a long way.
>shit voiceSELL SELL SELL
>>9656506GURA TABS
>>9656484It's like they're friends or something...Seriously, fuck the /u/ shit, just don't have that garbage clutter up what could be a fun collab between two friends.
>>9656386And is doing much better than any homo
>>9656402>taking the side of management because their oshi personally likes a managerthe absolute state of these threads
KINO OLD MIC
OH GOD THAT FUCKING MIC.
>>9656499>I cook food>I'm now suddenly a chefs-sugoi
Old mic...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy FUCK that scared me
>>9656501Even shitposters forget about Ina...
>>9656506"I cited lack of incentive to continue, and she called me autistic"
Holy fuck that startled me
my ears are blessed...
KIKKIRIKKI!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SIDES
>if one kiara kikkerikis, the other must too
cringe bird, die
So cute...
KIKKERIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE VOCAL SOUNDS. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME
>fuhrerbunker audio qualityHOME
>that micSELL SELL SELL
HOLY SHIT SELL
KIKKERIKI!
old mic is based
KINO MIC
>>9656418Don't fucking tell me you fuckers had it worse than deadbeats. You didnt have to get through hell week.
>>9656499YEAH SHE'S NOT THIN SKINNED FAGGOT.
oh god the old mic....
>>9656506im new tbqhwyf
>too loudfucking kek, now she realizes?
>>9656506Think of the 2hu’s….
She's putting it on a bit - she would've had to rewatch her debut stream so she could accurately copy it for her re-debut joke
Kiara is cringing.
ENTER HOTTER KIARA VOICE
What is better than kiara?Two kiaras...
Wasn't that Mori's old mic?
Look at those giggling jelly tits
>>9656295She spoke positively of them when they praised her for her game choices for permissions.
>>9656532BUT SHE HATES HER
>>9656517She's in chat?
>>9656532NNOOOO THEY HATE EACHOTHEERRRRRR
FUCK THEY WERE RIGHT HER PITCH IS BETTER WITH THE OLD MIC
>kiara lowers her own volume kek