/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9648998
ON TWITTER
touch grass was made up tere

even when I go outside I never touch grass because:
>most things are pavement
>I wear shoes
>I'm allergic to grass

this is truly up there with the most retarded popular memes of recent years
>dude I found out a funny alternate way to say go outside aren't I clever
no.

>>9649306
Are you legitimately upset?

>>9649306
https://streamable.com/bnqygh

>>9649306
Touch grass

>>9649306
Go touch some grass you humorless old man.

>>9649890
>>9649953
>>9650075
how predictable do you think this response is on a scale from 1 to 10

>>9649306
It was made up by Americans. Their feet never actually touch anything but shoes because they never take them off so they just pretend to touch surfaces with the bottoms of their shoes, that's how they can "touch grass".

>>9650244
go touch fucking grass anon

>>9649306
Touch grass

>>9648998
...out of my to-try list
I've recently been working my way though all of Nijis, if I wanted burger ironic weeb humour, I'd watch anitubers.

>>9651183
Get a blog

>>9651217
butthurt nijien zoomer. sorry I don't like the other zoomer you're in a parasocial relationship with

>>9651413
Touch grass

>>9650244
>assblasted neet loser

>>9649306
god you're fucking stupid

>>9651757
It has been too long since I had last seen a good one of these.

>>9648998
THEY MVST BE

>>9649036
The saying literally predates twitter, but ok bro

>>9660719
Twitter has a wider reach, it's more popular there than here.

>touch grass
>means you have to walk on grass
I thouth it was more like touching grass with your hand

>>9651519
you ass is grass, now pants off!

The caption must be wrong. It should be
>LOOK! I'M TOUCHING GRAAASSSS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M TOUCHING GRASS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>9648998
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I AM A RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN WHO HAS MASTERED BOTH PIONEERING AND DUTCH OVEN COOKING

>>9663597

>>9650244
About as predictable as your mom

>>9660889
he's talking about real life anon, not here or twitter

>>9648998
Imagine living such a sad life where you've never touched grass outside of a video game.

With that said, grass is overrated. It's filthy and filled with all sorts of small creatures. Some grass is filled with insects. Some grass is filled with lizards and frogs. Be careful what grass you touch. And if you kneel or fall hard enough on grass, you may wind up staining your clothes and having to wash them. Also, animals shit and piss on grass, so you should always wash your hands after touching it. Whatever you do, don't eat it. You're not a horse, no matter how hard you try to self identify as one.

>>9665185
Oh, I forgot to mention the snakes and spiders. Be careful not to get bit by poisonous snakes or spiders when you touch grass. If you do get chomped, go see a doctor to make sure there's no lasting consequences. Touching grass can be incredibly dangerous and should only ever be done by responsible adults.

>>9649890
Oh my god that is so funny jesus fucking christ comedy geniuses wtf insane

God I hate twitchfags

>>9665185
>>9665301
who cares. pass me the pigskin junior

>>9667057
Imagine being so toxicly masculine. I bet you even mow your own lawn instead of paying immigrant serf labor. The horror.