/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>960457
absolutely none of them are you insane

>>960495
unironically this.
>>960457
marine chan ofc

ina

Gura

Farmer Girl by day
Housewife by night

She can also SUCC

Uooohhhhh

>>960495
you're being too pessimistic, some of them could be good GF material.

Ina is simple and genuine enough to make a good SO.
Nene is Dumb, Naive and incredibly Good natured, and probably very very loving, although you'd probably have to accept that you'd be as much her carer as her lover
Ame seems like she could have potential, but I don't know enough about her to make a strong judgement

mori because booba

>>960457
None because all of them are into other girls.

>>960495
this

>>960664
Karen is not tho

>>960457
The type of women who becomes a vtuber is not the type of women you wanna build a life with. Showbiz women in general aren't good relationship material.

>>960664
/thread

>>960681
alright so that leaves the ones who aren't in it for the showbiz side.

So just Ina and Mori then

>>960708
>So just Ina and Mori then
What do you call her musical aspirations?

>>960724
so just Ina then.

>>960708
I always had slight sense that if Ina had a boyfriend she would be kinda toxic or abusive idk why.

>>960664
dont be like that

>>960681
>Showbiz women in general aren't good relationship material.
even if you compare them to the average western female?
i bet spending time with coco would be quite a joy. shes very confident and i like her edgy humor but shes taller than me

>>960664
>he fell for the yuribait

towa oh god I love towa so much even seeing and posting in this thread and by doing so acknowledging the aforementioned fact fills me with a giddiness, a despair a rollercoaster ride knowing that I never have her but can't stop watching her streams i live in fear of missing a guerilla stream you miss out on the authenticity when you watch an archive so i set alarms based on her streaming schedule so i don't miss a single stream of hers unlike most people i don't like the collabs i actually prefer the solo streams which have a more personal and intimate feel to them i've never played an fps in my life yet i find her apex streams compelling maybe i should get into the game train every minute of the day i'm not watching her streams improving my skill and climbing the ranks then helping her out but not saying anything just acting as if i'm another random teammate the age of chivalry might be dead but i would revive it in my own small way as far as money goes im not what you might call high up on the socioeconomic ladder so i cant superchat and merch purch as much as i would like but i do my best maybe i should get into crypto to give her the financial recompensation she deserves she's had a rough time of it in hololive she was called menhera by coco in a joking but not really joking way which undermined her at the start of gen 4 and then she had an accident with voice chat and she was forsaken by the japanese listeners but things have turned out ok in the end thank god she has loyal fans like me and her hat and voice are cute i love towa thank you for your time

>>960708
>works in showbiz
>but she's not in it for the showbiz
Anon nigga, if they are a vtuber then they are in the business. It doesn't matter if they are in it for the showbiz or not because they are already in it.

>>960755
Taiwanese guy here, yes compared to the average Western Female. The idea that Eastern Women are this magical treasure trove of good "traditional" women is a myth.

I've dated Taiwanese, Japanese and western women, they all have the same pit falls, just in different forms.

Artemis

>>960755
>spoiler
>Thinking thats a bad thing
fucking pleb

>>960745
I think somethings off about your senses

>>960755
>dont be like that
Literary every famous vtuber plays up the yuri angle to such a degree that you don't even know if they are serious or not. It comes with the territory but done go all "don't be like that" on me.

>>960561
>>960630
>>960708
>>960746
I feel like it would be really hard to get intimate with Ina. She would always keep you a certain distance away.

>>960806
>gf

>>960755
>>960800
Japanese women cheat more than western women. The real rrat here is that the so called western "stacys" are less likely to cheat on you than your kawai desu japanese waifu.

>>960457
What does it matter? I'm not boyfriend material.

>>960924
This. Men who are boyfriend material don't post in this shithole. You people are like a fish reading about how to climb trees, it's not gonna happen.

>>960924
You'd be surprised at what women will consider boyfriend material.

>>960495
>>960924

I'll pick Subaru or Aqua.

>>960961
Not socially stunted retards from this shithole that's for sure.

>>960869
Damn, Japs proving their superiority once again!

>>960664
Gay

>>960994
This isnt 2007 anymore, 4chan isnt some secret taboo website.

>>960869
as I was saying, same pitfalls different forms. My most stable and long lasting relationship was with an expat "Stacy", compared to the girls here she was exceptionally loyal, very loving, only issue was she was super clingy and insecure and would get huffy whenever I tried to give her advice. I eventually got sick of the arguments and having no free time because of her and left her to focus on work and hobbies.

Western women are less stable and more prone to bad decision making, but they're more sentimental and less likely to cheat, which I like. I could be wrong though, I have only dated one.

>>960800
im not into asian women but i always thought it would be atleast a bit better than here. i dont see your women dressing as slutty as ours with hotpants and all that stuff.

>>960809
if you want to get teased by coco 24/7 for being a dwarf then go ahead. i envy your confidence

>>960814
i can hardly imagine that many of them are really lesbians. what is the chance?
its surely just coomer bait

>>960869
i have trouble believing this.

>>960924
i know, its the same for me. i just want to discuss some fun things on this korean self-help forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ByVHkwtAI

>>961028
something i have to add: i have no clue about western women because i never leave my house, so dont think i know what im talking about

>>961028
>i dont see your women dressing as slutty as ours with hotpants and all that stuff.

That's just aesthetics. Using it to judge moral character is dumb. Just enjoy the view.

>>961020
Anon just because the niche autism ranch, is now a well known autism ranch, it doesn't mean it stops being an autism ranch.

>>960457
Most of the hololives are pretty good choices if you are a girl. If you're a man... don't even bother.

>>961028
Hey if the dwarf fucks the dragon...
couldn't come up with anything clever because its so dumb, you find something anon

>>961081
I like how she has basically nothing good to say about Kiara.
>Kiara: Thanks for the translation, I guess.

>>961028
>i can hardly imagine that many of them are really lesbians. what is the chance?
An anon put out a good theory that a self selection process is going on. The type of women who is likely to be into watching cute anime girls jump around being cutesy, and wants to be part of it, is also the type of women who is into other women. So its more like vtubing attracts lesbos.

>>961106
she was still pissed off because kiara made fun of her in front of everyone

>>961075
Just because youre autistic doesn't mean everyone on here is.

HEY MAN

>>961182
you are delusional

>>960495
fpbp

>>961209
Cringe

>>961182
>retard who hangs out with other retards and is retarded in a retarded online imageboard, is too afraid to look in the mirror
It's ok champ.

Wait there are people who legitimately fall for the yuri bait? The only reason they aren't more open about their likes is because there are many retards who will throw a fit the moment their oshi says she actually likes men (who aren't them). And even then, we already had Calli talking about her manlet fetish, Ame about her fujo days (and thirsting about Megumi from JJK), and Suisei about her "shounen" tastes.

The only ones that I can easily believe are legit gays are Matsuri and Marine, unless they just REALLY like playing the perverted lesbo persona.

>>961267
>>961209
The two of you really need to stop projecting. Just because youre a spastic doesn't mean everyone else is. Embarrassing.

>>961311
Marine is just horny and I think Matsuri will canonically fuck anything.

>>960457
Sui-tyan without a doubt. She is cute today too!

>>961311
So lonely...

>>960457
Whichever would have me.

>>961087
well, i guess fucking the dragon is better than jacking off
>>961130
but is that a bad thing?
>>961311
i was thinking the same
but marine would fuck even a toaster, if she could

>>961316
It's fine anon, i believe you. Hehe.

>>961311
Marine is either prison gay, or chaotically bisexual. can't speak for matsuri

>>961081
>he bought into /u/ kayfabe

>>961311
They play it up for the camera yes, but most of girls are at least bi anon. All of them have clips that go beyond just simple yuribait.

>>960457
Aki in the only one

The rest is crazy

>>961311
The fact that the holos you mentioned can talk about men with ease means it's not as frowned upon as you make it seem. Still, most holos just wouldn't talk about things they aren't interested in and always prefer to flirt with girls instead. Your wishful thinking is too much.

>>960779
Towa a qt

>>961391
>but is that a bad thing?
It's a theory as to why so many vtubers are lesbians

>>961412
>>961423
>delusional gachikoi
You will never fuck them either way, so let them enjoy girls, you autistic faggots.

>>960457
Risu

>>961423
Meds

>>961311
>>961409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSXqwAdekI

>>961434
Too bad about that voice.

>>961426
Anons who think all yuribait is just bait are delusional. Which is weird because this same anons were cheering on the yuribait until they realized that "wait, maybe my oshi who constantly flirts with other women on camera is actually a lesbian"

>>961454
No one says they can't be lesbians retard, im saying the people who think it's only yuribait are delusional. A lot of this vtuber women are just gay.

>>961476
Too bad? You mean the best part? Those husky tones...

>>961311
>being a lesbian japan

of course it's bait

>>961476
>>>/lgbt/ is that way anonchama

>>960457
Actually none of the GFE ones since they need all the attention, I would bet on Mio and Botan, the latter can even fix your PC.

>>961504
A lot more of them are just lonely.

Or are lonely and crazy, like Matsuri.

>>961519
That latter is also too old to have children, which maybe a plus or minus depending on your wants.

>>961454
That was not my point you pathetic fetishist. You pathetic peeping tom, clinging to idealized pure relationship that you will never have.

>>961519
Nah, simps don't care. In their eyes lesbian doesn't count for some reason.

>>961514
Japan is slowly moving to be the lesbo nation of the world

>>960457
You posted her OP

>>961557
no, it's just a fantasy for them in manga and anime, just like shotas

>>960457
Aqua

>>961454
>delusional
Only people who are delusional are the ones who think women are lesbians for anything other then money or attention

>>961519
>the latter can even fix your PC
I mean so would Amelia but you'd have to live with her dangerhair roommate
>>961550
It isn;t right to put more people in this shit world. I just wanna enjoy the time I have left with my game lion wife

>>961577
Fuck off treerrat.

>>961476
women with deep voices are a gift

>>961583
Amelia had Gura watching her games through the OBS preview window so I have trouble believing she's great tech support.

>>961476
Supreme Bait

No one here thinks Fubuki would make a good girlfriend?

>>961583
>le roommates
Well what's the point of discussing it them? Everyone would just agree on Noel and Coco and fuck of.

>>961665
She's married

>>961665
she's not interested unless you're middle aged and have taken care of yourself

>>961603
>literal menhera
Anon there's a reason she and Festival are always bitter about not having a boyfriend...

>>961688
You can't let that stop you.

>>961665
Not after she ditched Matsuri

>>>/wsg/3799441
Acquire perverted mama oni gf.

Unironically Kiara
shes feminine and seems like a genuinely nice and cute clingy person. She has some pretty strong girlfriend material.

>>961206
Best wife

>>961804
Kiara has BPD or something.

>>960588
rrat is she is gay and that's what caused her to have a bad relationship with her family. You are out of luck unless you are a women, anon.

>>960745

If Ina had a boyfriend, he'd probably be the jealous type and would be a moderator on Ina's live stream chats.

>>961847
That makes a lot of sense. I'd just want to knock her up. Then she and her wife can raise the child together.

>>961720
son keeps winning

>>961870
Ina hates men

>>961898
yes she does

>>961804
If anyone is actually a lesbian, its Kiara.

https://streamable.com/5a81sb

>>960457
Botan and Subaru easily. Most of the girls even if im a fan of their content id never imagine liking in person. However those two seem pretty chill.

>>961847
>Probably southerner
>Massive gay
>USA

Damn, such bad luck for smol shark.

>>961921
I think she is just your average massive weeb, at that point your sexuality is more fluid than an actual genderfluid individual.

>>961962
>Botan
best MILF

>>961376
This.

>>961921
>If anyone is actually a lesbian
wrong chuuba

Polka or Nene.
Just because no other women have made me laugh as hard as they do.
Plus they seem pretty easygoing. The complete opposite of what my ex was

>>962124
I mean, between Porka and Nene, the obvious choice is Nene.

People who say Amelia forget that:
>She literally lives on her own filth
>Doesn't shower more than once a week, probably more
>She has close to no survival skills and only lives thanks to UberEats
>Her roommates is 100% not virgin
>She would become clingy out of fear of being alone again

That being said, i want to heal Amelia Watson and reintroduce her to society as a competent and succesful person

>>960457
Pekora. She will never leave you for anybody else because she just sits inside and plays videogames all day.

>>962225
>She would become clingy out of fear of being alone again

Literally all I need. I can help her bathe, clean up her living space and cook for her.

>>961555
Because it's hot

>>962225
>wanting to play the knight and save a woman
not gonna make it

>>962225
>Doesn't shower more than once a week, probably more
Stop speaking of her dark gamer past, she said she bathes everyday now.

>>962225
>Her roommates is 100% not virgin
Anon, how many adult women do you think are virgins?

>>962225
>Doesn't shower more than once a week, probably more

That's the best part, Anon

>>962225
>>She would become clingy out of fear of being alone again

>>960457
I think Haachama would be fun to hang out with and in bed. Too bad she can't cook.

>>962097
no mane botan makes my dick hard

Supernenechi!

>>962386
Have you ever smelled a stinky woman anon? Is not cool

>>962225
The kind of shit Gura has to put up with...

>>962434
Nenechi or Polka would probably be the best options, although with Nene you're basically signing up to be her carer since she's such an autistic brainlet

>>962401
The thing about Haachama is that the ride goes super high but I don't know if we can survive the trip back down.

Still, I'd take my chances with Haachama. Even if we crash and burn, we'd be having fun the whole time.

>>962378
How do they lose their virginity so quickly?

>>962441
Gura is a disaster in pretty much the same ways as Ame. They'd be terrible together because they'd just end up enabling each other's worst behavior in regards to self care.

Gura eats mold and bathes with pizza water.

>>962456
They're women, duh

>All this hololive
They're all pretty fucked up, I can't say any of them are "good" girlfriend material despite my love for them. There are some indie girls that feel life normal girls doing shit for fun, Tirol is especially sweet and exceptionally pretty, also plays piano and sings very well.

>>962358
There is no thing hotter than sheltering a failure of a woman and fucking her back to shape, anon

>>962166
What's wrong with Polka

>>960755
>Coco is taller than you
You're not even a real man. You're a manlet.

Marine

>>962632
She's a fine girl. She's just Porka.

Between that and Nene, Nene wins.

>>960457
Ina. Ina. Inaaaaaa.

>>962649
>I'm taller than all the Hololivers and Holostars
Can I just marry all of em at the same time?

>>960779
>i love towa
Her BF loves you too Towafag, please keep sending SC

>>962588
Proper image, fuck

>>961804
Kiara is menhera

Is this accurate?

The absolute STATE of anons that want oishis to be lesbian.

>>962734
If you can only stand one night of Haachama, you don't deserve her.

>>962734
Very very NO

>>962734
Luna is GF and Risu would be casual sex.

>>962734
>will cheat on you with women
fucking based just dive in and do threesome

>>962734
Would move sora and aki to wife, aqua, rushia and haato to gf and noel to ntr b8

>>960457
There are a ton of great indie VTubers who fit this. Though that is a dangerous route to take especially if they are smaller and will acknowledge your existence even when you are not throwing money at them... it's really bad when you send a joke at them or mention something and they respond... R-Ruki please you don't have to read every message you get in chat or respond to every tweet...

>>962734
choco........ she just want a boyfriend......................

>>960842
That's why the snuggle struggle was invented

>>962925
I wanna marry Pochi Sensei...

>>961081
There are no lesbians.

>>962951
Does she?

>>963001
I wish pochi was my mom

>>962649
i didnt claim anything else

>>962734
Matsuri would never cheat on anybody unless she only got into a relationship with that person so she could hurt them by cheating on them. She is a good girl but she is a bit menhera.

>>963020
If lesbians don't exist, explain Hololive

>>963122
I think anyone these days is willing to date Festival but if you fuck Matsuri, you are in for a ride, just for the sheer amount of psichological pressure she is gonna put on herself and on you for being her new and shiny "emotional support" which she can jump to whenever her day breaks, I don't know if I could stomach her ramblings.

>>963196
Anon... you are supposed to mind break her with deep open mouth kisses as soon as she opens her mouth.

>>963187
Kanata is secretly a cute boy

>>963223
All that does is get her addicted to kissing you whenever she has a problem.

That's still going to require a lot of time and energy since she has a lot of problems.

>>961046
that's how a tomboy looks like irl

>>963323

>>963321
I fail to see the issue.

>>963223
Now that I think of it, yeah, Mind breaking Matsuri into submission might be the right choice, zero defense but all attack is that girls description.

>TFW You will never make the normal and Seiso looking in public Matsuri, degenerate fantasies of getting dominated and cared by a strong man version of yourself while constantly reminding her of your undying devotion and love while thrusting deep into her every single orifice you can dare to taint, all of this while completely letting her awake her most insane ramblings about her love for you and sexual desire transformed into positions and pure raw lust, all mixed into an actual festival worthy of a masterfully painted erotic portrait of the heat of the moment.

Bros... why are still here?...

We are just suffering.

>>963502

>>962734
>Roboco not in Wife Material
fool

>>963196
I havent dated a super needy girl like that but I wonder if it might actually be good for me. I like to be in control of things and be relied upon. So having a girl be hopelessly dependent on me wouldn't necessarily be that bad. I wouldn't be against having more responsibility in a relationship, as long as it comes with authority too. Like, she recognizes that I'm the wiser and better decision maker. It would work unless she was needy to the point of being totally useless on her own.

>>960630
>Ame seems like she could have potential, but I don't know enough about her to make a strong judgement
Ame is the most realistic representation of the average irl woman compared to the rest of the holos change my mind. Hell, teamates/og goslings take it as a good challenge for themselves.

>>963634
It's a disaster.

>>963634
Pretty sure Matsuri is self sufficient but no idea about the emotional department, might be able to do her things but not take hits like a normal individual would without trying to cuddle for a "refill".

Your girl gotta be a partner not a crutch. She can't be a break from real life either, she gotta complement what you do everyday and make YOU complement her. She has to be able to live by herself (and so do you) but to willingly choose to be bound to you and you to her. She has to be there for you to better yourself and you have to be there for her to better herself.

>>962734
>Roboco in casual sex tier
Explain your bullshit, Anon.

>>963679
Ame is probably your "Go To" if you want a regular "gamer" girl for GF, no special quirks except for average normie level autism.

Safest bet, she may stay with your for all her life but never accept getting "wifed" tho.

>>963714
>She has to be able to live by herself
poor aqua

>>962052
>falling for the south isn't gay meme

>>963323
That's not a Tomboy, that's your average /lgbt/ user.

>>963731
I kinda like her vibe. Not trying to be quirky, socially awkward, perfect

>>963756
Nah, I didn't explain shit there, I assumed she had the bad luck of realizing "Oh shit, I like girls" while also being in a family who expected her to be "normie" and grow up as they expected only to derail into meme queen weeb to shark idol rambler.

>>963634
Been there.
It's shit.
Even if you think you have enough mental energy to handle it, it will slowly fade away and your needy girl will notice that.
She'll start to worry you're gonna leave her or that you are into another chick, 'cuz again: Needy gf.
That alone will drain your energy even more and more.
She'll freak out to the point that she'll just snap at you out of fear and you'll decide that you had enough and leave her

>>963731
>>963679
Ame strikes me as kind of a shut in gamer girl who can be kinda weird but gets really into the stuff she plays

>>963714
>Your girl gotta be a partner not a crutch. She can't be a break from real life either, she gotta complement what you do everyday and make YOU complement her. She has to be able to live by herself (and so do you) but to willingly choose to be bound to you and you to her. She has to be there for you to better yourself and you have to be there for her to better herself.
sounds like YA BOI

>>963841
Okay but what if you're pretty needy yourself? If two people are needy for each other doesn't that balance it out?

>>963714
This
Having a gf isn't going to be a

>>963864
Sounds like mutually assured destruction desu

>>962401
Haachama, the only girl no one can properly categorize in any way here and yet we all agree on one thing, the sex might kill you in the process, either because of the intensity of letting a closeted crazy open her sexuality to you or because crazy might not realize her stamina has a limit and keep going until she shutdowns over you instantly.

>>963864
Couldn't tell you. I wasn't really needy towards my ex.
But being needy does come with insecurities and anxieties, so it smells like a disaster to me.
Both of you would probably freak out by noticing even the smallest change in your SO's tone of voice or even their everyday habits.

>>963864
You either cancel out and be a normal clingy couple or you double up on the crazy
Depends on your personal cocktail of mental instabilities.

>>963864
That just causes more problems, dude.

Read the whole thread to make sure nobody mentioned my oshi hands off she’s mine

>>963966
She's mine actually

>>963864
depends a lot on the type of needy
low maintenance but high frequency is probably fine, because there's a usually baseline of mental stability there so worst case is being moderately grumpy/upset instead of crazy freak out

>>962590
>There is no thing hotter than sheltering a failure of a woman and fucking her back to shape, anon
Not even architects know this pleasure, specially if the girl is now commited to the relationship as much as you, this just keeps getting higher until reaching "pls wife me" levels or "you leave me, I die", fucking dice rolls are very hardcore.

>>963863
Calli is unironically the best wife material in Holo EN. She is a very well mannered and level headed woman. Very wholesome, despite aspiring to be an edgy rapper. She is awkward too, so she isnt some untouchable stacy either.

>>960630
every single one of them would cheat on you with modern women you can only expect the worst

>>963808
I have a question, and answer honestly. If you guys could get a gf and marry, would you actually wanna be married to an lmao meme egirl type. I mean think about it, it might be fun for a couple of months but you cant build a life with women like that. Imagine all she wants to do is sit in front of the computer and read reddit, like doesnt even help around the house just shitpost. She doesnt help with the kids, just puts youtube on and lets them be in a corner, is immature, when you go out tries to be a living meme, says shit like poggers out loud. I think an egirl type would be hot but only for a while, that attitude would get tiring eventually. You want a wife you can rely on, and she can rely on you, i dont know if you can get that from a meme egirl queen.

>>962734
Shion is wife material, all she wants is to stay at home all the time and she's apparently decent at cooking. She says she hates kids but all girls her age have a phase like that, she'll get over it.

>>960457
(You)r oshi, because she's special to you and makes you happy. There is no right answer.

...but for me, it's Gura.

>>964048
You know that's all an act, especially since she's in the music business and hangs out with so many dudes.

>>963915
anon?

>>962321
It really depends on whever is playing knight and the one who they are trying to save, it is mostly a lost cause tho, if the girl doesn't wanna get better, she ain't gonna get better.

>>962734
No, at all.

>korone wife material
Nigga her roommate barely takes care of the kids she has now. You think a women who spends hours and hour shitposting on stream is a good mother and lezzing it out with her friend for views is a good mother. That dude is gonna grow up hating anime girls, hikkis and otaku and with good reason.

>>964072
Lads, I'm unironically scared that my indie Oshi might not be a woman....

>>963863
>>964048
Shes a career women, even if she is nice she isnt gonna have time to be a proper mother or wife when she is out there shilling her latest rap album and having concerts with other rappers in some club in tokyo. You would get cucked eventually or just divorced.

>>961342
I dunno, I like her too but at the same time she gives the vibes of being too much of a workaholic or dedicated to her work to be interested in a relationship.

>>964048
>tfw no chunni edgy gf you can call your niggarettes to discuss who is the best Wu-Tang member

none of you even mentioning the objectively best gf holo, Luna

>>964057
If she was working from home already, that would actually make her more available to help with the kids. So I see that as a major benefit, not a negative. I already make six figures, so my wife could be full time housewife without a job for all I care.

Also, I have a particular thing for voice actresses. So to marry a Vtuber would be really cool for me and would be a nice sign of my success in life.

>>964072
>>964128
Gura is a women, so dont worry about that. She will never like you tho, because she is a lesbo.

>my oshi isnt a women
I actually been there, used to simp over this egirl and she turned out to be he, a trap. Also some other girl i simp over really hard on instagram turned into a tranny. Not fun times. Hell, just yesterday i found out dakooters is a man. What i would recommend is just not to waifufag over vtuber anon, overall is not a healthy thing to do. Chances are that she is a women and not a men, but at the end of the day you are simping and putting energy (and money) into some random women you will never meet. Whos your oshi anyway, Gura?

>>964057
It really depends on what you want, if you feel like not making kids and staying sheltered most of the time with your meme GF while getting sexy whenever the fuck you want around the place then you have struck gold.

If you want a "wife" in the most traditional sense then e-girls are a no-no inmediately for reasons you have mentioned.

Also, how the fuck do you convince the "lmao meme egirl type" to marry you in the first place?, did you two got flash married in Las Vegas or some shit?

I can't picture an scenario in which you get more or less acquinted with "meme lord femanon" and then that somehow bounces into a marriage, how?

How do you even like try romace with a socially inept woman?, you know pretty well she has like 100 or more deflective lines to avoid advances because she wants memes, at that point you are just her fuckboy if she call you her boyfriends but just wants you for sex and not even caring moments.

How do you guys would even wife a Meme girl???

>>962456
by spreading legs and having sex with random guy (need to be at least 7/10 in looks so no chance for you or me)
even chad have to try to get sex while getting sex for women is as easy as breathing

>>963730
Not the anon you asked, but isn't Roboco basically a walking onahole

But then again she's still too sweet to be just that.

>>964187
But like that anon said, its not just about staying home. Imagine you marry an egirl and all she does s shitpost online, and doesnt even take care of the kids. This egirls arent mature people man. And this vtuber girls, a lot of them are kind of crazy.

>>962734
>attempted child molester in wife material

>>964217
I seen meme egirls get married on instagram, none of their relationships look like they are gonna last. One that recently got married, married this hobo punk looking type.

>>964258
you referring to Marine?

>>964296
yes

>>961342
You are gonna have to be rich or a workaholic to support that gal anon, at least to me she feels expensive for reasons I don't quite get.

>>964253
>This egirls arent mature people man
That is often the case, for sure, but just because you're an online content creator doesn't automatically make you a useless NEET slob. There is a gradient there.

>>962225
>Her roommates is 100% not virgin
The autism on /jp/ when this was found out was a fucking shitshow, anyone remember?. The board went up to number 1 in post rankings in a matter of minutes, people were freaking out and crying over their pure waifu illusion ruined, posting paragraph long autistic rants. Some dude started cutting and posting picture, saying how he felt lied to. Whole thing was fucking insane. I never seen so much concentrated coping before. Some of you fuckers are insane, seriously have sex niggas.

>>964199
My oshi is her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCV15iGMQkA
I can clearly hear the voice modulator (unless it's a mic problem) but given that it doesn't make her voice more feminine, I don't really know what to think

>>961847
Isn't that schizo-tier?

I like shion but I choose most rich holo member.

>>964358
Could go either way man, she could be using the modulator just to go higher pitch. Overall i would recommend not waifufagging, especially with indies cause that adds another layer of bad news.

>>964410
Lamy?

>>964447
Rushia or Coco are richest

>>964357
>seriously have sex niggas

then give sex whore

>>964414
>Overall i would recommend not waifufagging, especially with indies cause that adds another layer of bad news.
What do you mean?

>>964227
>no chance for you
But I am a 8.3/10

>>964357
That's nut, Watson desn't even give a "pure" vibe like some girls

>>964489
>What do you mean?
Its known that people who have indie oshi end up in a deeper waifufagging ole because its much easier to talk to indies and get replies back, they remember your name, etc. Anons have posted here saying its not a good idea because of how close it feels, like the pseudo relationship aspect is stronger.

Her laugh alone would brighten my day

>>962225
>Her roommates is 100% not a virgin
All the holos are likeable enough to attract an audience much less on guy to fuck them

>>964508
Yeah it was fucking crazy, i dont even post on /jp/, i was posting on /v/ and people were all "hey dude you gotta check this shit out".

>>964537
But at that point couldn't that just become a friendship at the least? Then you see where it goes from there, if anywhere
And at then if nothing else, you made a friend

For me, it's Monoe.
Very chill, sexy voice, kinky but cool, generally similar interests, and needs the support right now.

>>964564
People online, expeacilly content creators are not friends, that's the problem

>>961311
remember the golden rule: all girls are bi
the hologirls just probably have issues dealing with the opposite gender because of their life experiences and even if they don't they can't exactly go around saying otherwise because their career is on the line

>>964564
>But at that point couldn't that just become a friendship at the least? Then you see where it goes from there, if anywhere
>And at then if nothing else, you made a friend
See, you are already making delusion in your head. Vtubers aren't your friends anon. Its all fake, a simulacra of a relationship.

>>964592
I just thought that usually applied to like, content creators with much bigger audiences
Like obviously no one will ever be friends with any of the Hololive girls (jokes about Fubuki being a friend aside) but if it's a small indie Vtuber who has like single digit audiences? If you're showing up that often and supporting 'em isn't that the start of a friendship?

why is no one mentioning koopa

>>964637
Then perhaps there is something I'm not seeing or understanding
I guess it's like, even if you're literally the only person who shows up to a Vtuber's stream, you can never be friends with them because at the end of the day they're still putting on a persona or a character, a front that you'll never get past, right?

>>960869
Japanese people love NTR

>>964645
I mean, you can try, but not really. It feels closer because the social circle is smaller, but that's it

>>964718
There is a line, a mental line between streamer and audience. Im not saying it can never happen, but i am saying 9/100 is gonna end up in awkwardness and disillusion. She might feel like she has to keep up the friend persona because you are part of her audience.

>>964768
I think I get it then

>>964768
What if you talk to her privately? When she's not streaming.

>>964794
Then you're just some orbiter

Lamy, refined ojou hit different

>>962632
Polka is pretty menhera.
She has depressive episodes and relies a lot on other people's support.

If she loves someone I think it'll be really difficult to match her love if she decides to depend on you

>>962734
>"Groomer Dog is wife material"
>2chan neet rabbit who can't even make her own food
>"Childish sheep can be a good wife"
>Baqua on top
>BAQUA
>Implying Shuba is not gonna die of a heart attack suddenly
>Implying Risu wants to be a wife, MEME SQUIRREL!!!
>"Oh, no, Mori just went out with some work friends from the music industry, she is not cheating on me"
>Deaf angel who will be so dizzy she would not even be able to walk too it's up there
>Stacy necromancer will not hold up with your presence and ask for divorce
>Marine, the workaholic otaku, ever marrying someone
>A-Chan ever getting asked out in Japan
>You are gonna need to own a country to even ask this one, also be a politician, just for a chance, Pavo is expensive.
>Put a child in tako, wake up to a hanged pregnant woman in the bathroom

>Fox is Friends
>Clown will kill herself if you extract her followers from her
>Idol, not wife, not even a chance
>*Hics in Friendzone*
>"I no speak english, Indonesian blade me"
>"a's in lesbian neet"
>Already dead of lack of fame before you even get a chance with elf.

>Implying Miko is not gonna be 6 feet under for health reasons at that time
>Kiara
>Brocon
>Simply not interested hafu elf
>Groomed to love dog
>Idolfag festival ever wanting anything with a man less than 9.5/10 and succesful

>"Vampire is still straight after uh oh from Manager dude, believe me"
>Brat
>"Are you a fellow singer?, No?"
>Alcoholic who is definitely not a criminal princess ever being at your reach, filthy peasant
>Shut in robot
>NANORA ever saying yes

>You are a 9.5 out of 10 to even ask the succubus right?
>Comet ever ruining her career for you
>*Bamboozles you with Japanglish and flies off*
>*Kills you midsex due to personality shift or dies mix sex due to sheer intensity and confusion of who she is*

Shit list anon.

>>964794
If a person stops you on the street and tells you want to be your friend, do you agree?

It can happen, but mostly among other content creators that colaborate and meet IRL

>>962632
>>964850
Her roommate is orca too

>>964357
Anon... at least share links to the archives.

>>964804
>>964869
I don't mean one sidedly approaching but a mutual relationship outside of the stream.

>>964892
She's Japanese, she can't possibly be THAT bad... right?

Fuck you all for making me seriously consider my chances and choices. Firstly, I'm pretty young, so I have basically no experience with women in the could-she-be-my-gf-and-do-I-even-want-her-to-be-sense.

With that being said, I'll try to rate the five ENs and some others/indies afterwards.

First the ENs:

>1: Ame
I'm not a teamate, but she seems the most normal. On top of that, she is funny gamer gurl and has a pleasant voice

>2: Kiara/Gura
Kiara is my favorite, but I don't know if I could stand her constantly (her personality/voice that is, though I'm aware her 'chicken' voice is an act and that her real voice supposedly is pretty hot). Gura on the other hand seems pretty normal not unlike Ame to me, but she just... I dunno man, she's just (slightly) less, if that makes sense.

>3: Ina/Mori
Ina is/seems like a well-adjusted, calm and quiet individual. She is not the most...let's say interesting though (I'm sure I'd rank ehr differently if we personally knew each other). Mori is roughly the same bar most of the boring part. I like her humor but I'm not sure if I could feel for her in that way.

Now for the indies - these will not be ordered, I'll just write down what comes to mind:

>Nina Saotome
Anyone who ever watched her can tell she is wife material - soothing voice, great personality etc etc. On top of that, she lives in a country neighboring mine and our native languages are related to each other, meaning we could understand each other more or less even if we didn't both speak english pretty well.

>Effiez
Don't really know that much about her because she never does pure zatsudans, but I like her voice and her calm personality. Plus, if her gaming tastes are in any way reflective of her personality, she probably comes in second to only Nina.

>Your average Rose
A white south-african semi-neet (correct me if I'm wrong here)? Why not? I like her voice (though not quite as much as some of the others) and, once again, her gaming tastes are pretty neat, if rather basic.

>WooHooLad
Ha! You thought this list would only contain females, but you were wrong! I wouldn't wanna be in a relationship with him though, although I wouldn't mind this hyper-zoomer as a friend.

>Lady Lunairi
Soothing motherly voice, loves retro games. A gentle soul as far as I can tell. A safe option for sure. Definitely wife material.

>miilkywayz
Similar voice to Lady Lunairi. Very calm. I haven't been able to catch her that much, so I won't say more before I accidentally create rrats.

>projektmelody
Autist. Digital camwhore. Seems sweet and has no underlying roommate yabs if I'm not mistaken.

>>963714
This man understands

>>964850
My comment had nothing to do with that. I think those traits of hers are fine to manageable.

No, the reason I would reject Polka out of hand in favor of Nene is the same reason I called her Porka instead of Polka. If you know, you know.

>>964865
Yeah this is pretty accurate

>>964941
>Kiara is my favorite
Why?

>>964937
Not really, but damn, not exactly what you people like here unless you are architects.

>>964963
I make a distinction between oshi (which I have yet to find for myself) and favorite (chuuba I watch most). This distinction might seem silly since oshi directly translates to favorite, but I make a disticntion nonetheless.

>>964969
Bigger body means bigger ass/tits so Polka is probably packing

>>964963
>Why?
Who do you think this femanon posting as a man is?

>>964937
>>964969
>>964990
Newfag-sama...
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvVQaXakxB?t=15m57s

>>964941
>She is not the most...let's say interesting though

Ina is pretty interesting. She's just not much of a character. Which is what you want in a long term partner. You don't want someone who is too "interesting" because when cranked up too high, all those traits stop being a personality and start becoming problems.

Always go for the stable chick if you have a choice. Chasing after the most "interesting" girl is a mistake a lot of rookies make with women.

>>965018
What? I can assure you, I am neither a woman nor do I strive to be one. Besides, I further explained my point in>>964984

>>965020
Why are they doing Hitler salutes

>>965020
I was trying to imply this anon, but you had to sperg.

I hope you don't get a vacation.

>>964933
If she wants, yeah.

But most people who stream, even socially awkard ones, know better that try to be friends with someone on the internet when you don't even really know for who you are. You enjoy wathcing her, she enjoys interacting with people in her internet circle, don't be a creep dude

>>965035
I see. Thanks for the advice anon

>>965020
The fact that she's whale means not a lot of men are interested in her, therefore she's all mine

>>965059
>Hitler salutes
Please anon, I don't want to get political.

Remember, not everyone remembers about the Nazis or cares to talk about it like that.

>>964057
>Imagine all she wants to do is sit in front of the computer and read reddit, like doesnt even help around the house just shitpost. She doesnt help with the kids, just puts youtube on and lets them be in a corner, is immature, when you go out tries to be a living meme, says shit like poggers out loud.
How dare she. Only I am allowed to be a lazy sack of shit who says retarded shit.
Seriously though, why do you think someone with that kind of humor automatically has a bad personality? I say cringy meme shit to my friends, I'm lazy, I waste most of my free time on the PC, but I still do the dishes every day, clean my apartment and wash and iron my clothes every week and change my bed sheets every two weeks. I've even looked after my 4y/o niece like 3 times and I always played with her instead of sitting her in front of a screen. Can't I just be with a memelord chick with the same kind of level of responsibility?

>>964984
Well what the hell is the difference?

>>961342

>>961557
Can't wait to get raped by all those fat balding men in Japan!

>>965020
Not even that bad, maybe a whale by asian standards

>>965103
I live in America and we'd make fun of a girl like that for being fat

>>965093
Oshi=the one I literally unironically simp for once I find her
Favorite=the one I'll watch most (but won't superchat or anything) until I find my oshi

>>960755
>but shes taller than me
Look up her room mate's twitter she's 1.52m

>>961665
I don't want a woman that would obsessively spend our finances on gachashit.

>>964933
Sure, but you really shouldn't push your luck
I think even if Vtubers blur the line between real person and streamer, they're still streamers at the end of the day, people you cannot be friends with and have to maintain some kind of distance between

>>965119
You don't make fun of anyone IRl you spineless idiot, you don't have the guts and both you and i know it.

But 'im a fat fuck so it may be my bias

>>961688
No way she is

>>965119
I live in Mexico, we date those, not that bad unless she plans to get fatter latter on, that's a path straight into diabetes and you don't want to deal with that.

>Beaner go back to your shit country

I am already there anon...

>>965119
Anon we have a 40% obesity rate among women, we dont get to make fun of anyone.

People bringing up rommates ITT are the most autistic spergs on the board. No one gives a shit about the actress, we're here for the anime girls

>>965211
Most of those are boomers or black though, and that girl is well above the lower limit of obese imo

Honestly it only comes out to Okayu, Botan and Subaru. The only ones that seem to be well adjusted enough. I watched too little Flare to be certain, but she could also fit, and her weird outbursts are cute.
If you also want them to be somewhat okay looking, that leaves potentially Subaru and Flare.
And my rrat is that Senchou is fairly normal, but makes a huge meme of herself as Marine.Don't bully

>>965241
Then a large chunk of them are ruled out for being animals.

I'm not gonna fuck a dog, dude.

>>965241
this but unironically

>>965241
If you don't care don't reply retard

>>965266
>Kemonomimi is literally animals
Meds

>>964941
Adding onto this because I was reminded of someone just now:

>Ayumioneesan
Two words: Ara ara. But to be serious, I like her. She has an interesting, if still rather basic taste in games for what it counts and has a bit of a gentle-femdom-ish vibe going on. Of course that's mostly a meme, but I think she's neat and defnitely one of the safer options.

>basedapoya
I just like her. Nice accent, friendly personality. Haven't been able to watch her that much yet though. Also one of the safer options from what I can tell.

Why are people sleeping on Choco?

>>965126
So like, a favourite is just whichever one you like the most, but if you know she's the one, then she's your oshi?

>>965195
>I live in Mexico, we date those
As another beaner here, I can confirm.
It's relatively easy to get them to lose weight after you start dating them though (unless she's some feminist shithead)
So it ain't all that bad. Would definitely marry Polka

>>965131
no way. that wouldnt work with her 3D model
they need to be roughly the same size as their 3D model

>>965241
i made this thread with the intention to talk about the anime girls but people got it wrong and now im just playing along. next thread will be better

>>964358
Why are all vtubers with interesting looking scuffed models babiniku?

>>963714
Moshi moshi, based department.

>>962225
I feel like we never talk about this shit, but do you actually want your oshi to be a kissless virgin? An actual literal wizard? That's fucking miserable, I hope for their damn sake they at least got some decent dick at least once. Yea, I'd be bummed if I found out she was a big ol' thot, but be fuckin' reasonable.

>>965336
This is vt, most don't know she exists.
Great taste though, she's definitly wife material

>>965265
Nah, Marine seems to be the more well adjusted of the bunch, maybe because she has IRL experience and you can sorta tell she enjoys playing the character.

Is the rrat about Shion true or it was an in-character moment?

>>965323
>basedapoya
Lol what I didn't type that. I mean basedapoya

fuck, what the hell is happening I swear I'm not being a schizo aaaahhhh

>>961106
Begone, rrat

>>964227
x/10 scale and fuckability doesn't correlate for men.

>>965260
No white women alone are at 30% obesity. And that's obesity, not overweight, i including overweight rates it reaches 60%. Fatness is an epidemic in this country and no one pays attention,the biggest health issue is heart disease and weight related illnesses.

>>965361
Based anon wanting the best for our oshis

>>965340
Yes

>>965377
Fucking hell what the fuck

>>960457
senzawa.

>>965336
>Girls my age say I'm a 9/10 because I look like those faggots in Korean boy bands
>Older women say I'm a 5-6/10 because I look way too young for them
Goddamnit, I just wanna date older women, bros.
Do you think she'd be interested in dating a guy like me?

>>965350
>no way. that wouldnt work with her 3D model
>they need to be roughly the same size as their 3D model
Don't know how they're doing it, but they either figured it out or she was either joking in that post.

>>965381
How is that a rrat when the tweet is right there? That's basically what she said.

She didn't say anything good about Kiara despite complimenting all the other girls.

>>965350
I wish i could fuck a skinny asian cosplaying college girl anons. I fucked an skinny asian milf once and that was fucking amazing.

Matsuri would make the perfect girlfriend bros

>>965427
until she gets arrested for molesting teenage girls

>>965351
why you gotta break my dreams like that anon

>>965377
>>965408
word filter of soi I'm guessing

>>965427
the worst*

>>965414
Remember guys, senzawa has a 3d vtuber model. If you don't mention both of them it's not a dox.

>>965091
This is cope

>>965415
start taking drugs and eat bad shit

>>965427
Matsuri would be obsessively clingy and insecure.

And while that might sound good at first, keep in mind that there's no off switch.

>>964685
We stay in our containment thread.

>>965421
The rrat is your anti-Kiara interpretation overtop a perfectly innocent tweet

>>965446
But why? Wait, let's try that out:

s o y a

soya

>>964941
Is this some reddit post?

>>965463
I'd be lying if I told you I hadn't at least considered taking drugs just to look older and get older-women pussy

>>965494
So it only changes the name when I write it out fully

s o y a p o y a

basedapoya

marine
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u
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i

>>965522
do you really want to fuck up your body for girls?
dont do that

>>965503
No. Are you mocking my tastes?

>>965427
Matsuri is basically speedrunning you and her into a "Who knifes the other first any%", and there's no way of getting out of that.

>>965547
Of course not, I know it won't be worth it in the long run. I just said I considered it.

>>965096
Flochposter is based.

>>965415
Just find a cougar you retard

>>965424
It's a pandemic right now so it's not that easy, but as soon as you can fly there, just do that, open up tinder and see the nippon pussy flow in, provided you're not too ugly/fat.

>>965415
Anon, get yourself a needy old woman, those will valorate the hell out of a young man who has good looks giving them a chance to express their womanhood.

>>965588
Spend the money for drugs in older prostitues, cheaper that younger ones

>>965476
That's not a rrat. Saying something like "Polka hates Kiara!" is a rrat. I said I thought it was funny that Polka had nothing nice to say about Kiara. And she didn't say anything nice about Kiara in that tweet.

>>965371
You mean the sleepover at Marine's, or something else? Because that's not a rrat.

>>965727
the rrat was Shion was raped, not groped

>>965639
That's my goal, but so far no luck. Maybe my dream is too ambitious

>>964057
Her issues with alcohol are a much bigger red flag than being a memer.

>>965757
I just assumed it was a huge rrat to fuel /u/ fags fantasies.

>>965764
No, maybe your local area is too slow on that matter, maybe other states would suit better but that's basically going far for it, it depends on your willingness to go for it, who knows?

>>965770
Was that for real? Because it seems like a bit for her previous character to explain away the fact that she's just real dumb.

>>965757
shion raped marine

>>965579
No, just your spacing and starting your post as if you are sorry and need to explain yourself.

>>965757
I can kinda see Senchou of all girls losing her patience once Shion didn't even make a joke move to cool her off...

Damn, is Marine really THAT desperate?

I thought it was a character quirk play, not that she really is a walking danger, heck, even Matsuri seems more likely to do that.

>>965907
>your spacing

Shut the fuck up. You newfags are the most annoying, I swear.

>>965907
>spacing
Alright I'll give you that, but it's undeniably more legible than the literal blocks of 20+ lines of text some anons think are fine to post.

>disclaimer
Just wanted to clarify these are my tastes from my perspective, so that nobody would get any idea about me thinking my tastes are absolute or something

>>964057
I don't think they are necessarily like that when off the stream.

>>965770
>>965843
Gura? rrat is her issues come from her family not accepting her for being a lesbian. We already know she doesnt talk to her family anymore.

>>966015
We already mentioned that.

I wonder which lesbo Hentai she has in her tabs if she really is one tho...

>>965939
Off to reddit you knave.
>>965968
That's why i said you wound up sounding as if you are sorry for posting it. No one needs context when we are all anonymous and can make shit up on the spot, and obviously you are posting what you think, there is no correct answer to question of which woman that you will never ever meet, would make best gf/wife. Chill m8, the fact that you realize Nina greatness makes you a man of culture already.

>>966087
Ask her what she thought about Sakura Trick or that other lez anime.

>>966015
I've seen rrats talking about how Gura has/had a boyfriend, though

>>966162
>Off to reddit you knave.

I've never even been to Reddit.

But I've been on 4chan since 2005 and never altered the way that I space my posts.

>>966195
Those rrats never made any sense. At least not the Jay rrat that used to get posted in /hlgg/.

>>966195
We have gura on stream saying how hot dominant women are, we also have gura on stream saying she doesn't talk to her family anymore and wonders if they miss her. This ia more than an rrat.

>>966259
>This ia more than an rrat.

No, it's not. When you start talking like this is when you start to go crazy. Unless Gura comes out and says that she's a lesbian and it's the reason her family won't talk to her, this is still just another rrat.

Chill out.

>>966305
>Unless Gura comes out and says that she's a lesbian
They can't do that, right?

>>966305
This is cope anon, if you had a guy on camera saying how much he wanted another guy to dominate him, you would easily say he's gay. But because it's number #1 oshi , Gura everyone comes up with excuses. You guys wanted your yuribait, well you got it.

>>965415
>don't want any girl my age
>want a cute girl with a small chest
>older women are all I get
Life is a comedy man, we're just fucked

>>966368
Nobody ever said that Gura wasn't attracted to girls. But bisexuality exists. And Gura hasn't stated what her sexual preference is and she has no reason to do so.

Any assumptions we make, even if they're logical and make sense, are just rrats. Only the girls themselves can change it from being speculation into being known facts.

Until then, we're just rratposting. No matter how much it fits or makes sense.

>>964865
>Put a child in tako, wake up to a hanged pregnant woman in the bathroom

holy shit anon

>>962293
>I can help her bathe, clean up her living space and cook for her.

One of my exes was exactly like that. It fucking sucks, it's not cute like anime makes it out to be.

>>965503
>>965907
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>963915
to be a what

God, this thread is boring. Time to do my reps, I guess.

>>968810
To reddit with you anonchaama.