/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KRONII DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

first for our clock is dumber than a 5th grader

KRONII SMART
I BELIEVE IN KRONII

>Kronii keeps oversleeping
Where are the fics about fucking her in her sleep?

>>9603661
How about a non porn fan fic of her oversleeping?

>>9603661
>"Ughh anon, stop bothering me. I'm tired".
>"Fine I will let you do it while I'm sleeping. Be sure to not wake me up".

the reason she keeps oversleeping is because she usually stops time for extra beauty sleep, but accidentally unstops it during her sleep

>>9603821
CUTE!

>>9603828
Isn't this no longer canon because she told us her secret between going from a nap to sleeping is just go immediately into it?

Kronii feet

>>9604004
I just finished licking them

The balance of power in these threads is shifting.
The Takeshi sexposters are losing steam, while the Gosling writefags keep churning out more and more content.
We must remedy this immediately before the effects become irreversible.

>>9604296
The age of saviorfags is almost here.
We will save Kronii from her depression, we will help her have a reasonable sleep schedule. We will help her not oversleep and miss work.

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>>9604296
Consider this

>>9603661
>Kronii furiously assaulting you after waking up with cum all over her face

>>9604227
double layered and still those nips, maybe since Kronii seems perpetually in heat thats why she her top, but if shes so confident in her beautiful perfection, why hide it at all??

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>>9604296
I think that the writefags are just a natural transition from the sexposters.
Like, kronii's debut was akin to a volcano erupting. Sexposters are liquid hot magma descending down the slopes. And writefags are the slightly-cooler stone that the lava forms as it cools.
I don't know where saviorfags fit in quite yet, but I'm working on it.

I WILL BE THE LAST TAKESHI
I WILL BE THE LAST KRONIE
KRONII SHALL BE MY REWARD
I WILL TAKE MY VICTORY FROM EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9604368
>>9604480
Not sure about other ourobro's, but I swing between high libido sex-crazed takeshi and writefag/saviourfag champion. Both are lke yin and yang

>>9604794
It's true to all kronies but I think our gosling phase is getting longer because we cummed too much in the first 2 weeks. Our cum hasn't replenished back to normal levels.

>Somehow, you had gotten this far
>The wind whistles as it passes you by
>You’re on top of an office building, staring at the setting sun as the final rays of daylight color the sky with beautiful hues of red, orange, and pink
>Everything has led up to where you were now, to this moment
>It was a long time coming but you knew you deserved it
>Did you really think you would get a happy ending?
>You were always a burden
>To your parents, your coworkers
>Even her
>And what were you since you were born?
>A failure. A sinkhole for money, effort, and time. Whenever you tried, you failed. You felt so guilty asking for their help. You knew they resented you for it. They all did.
>No wonder they abandoned you. You didn’t deserve them.
>From then on that idea only became more reinforced, more true.
>You were a liability. To think that anyone truly loved you was delusional at best.
>No one called themselves your friend. Most just barely tolerated your existence
>Except her
>The pain in your chest intensified. She deserved better than you. Better than some loser. She didn’t show it, but you knew she wanted to leave, she just didn’t want to hurt your feelings. It was that or she somehow loved you. But she needed to move on. You didn’t deserve her, or her love. You didn’t deserve any of it. Why did she love you? You were nothing. And you were sorry. So sorry.
>You didn’t want to be a burden anymore. To her, or to anyone. They shouldn’t have to worry about you.
>The hole in your chest only got deeper
>You had promised yourself you’d do this
>They could move on. She could move on.
>You could die today and the whole world would continue on tomorrow as if nothing happened. Everyone would just be a little happier.
>You step onto he ledge of the roof and look down.
>Floor after floor of glass windows reflecting the evening light, eight the lights of hundreds of cars underneath.
>It all seemed so small form up here
>You were sorry for so many things
>The tears were streaming down you face
>This was your apology
>You jump
>The wind howls around you as you fall
>You turned once again to the setting sun, both you of now brothers falling from the sky. Everything flashed through your mind. But it ended on her. Her luscious bluish-black hair, her dazzling sapphire eyes. That smile that seemed to make you forget everything for a moment.
>You were sorry
>You close your eyes, awaiting the end

>The wind suddenly died down. You open your eyes to find yourself suspended in the air. Just as suddenly as it had stopped, the wind comes howling back again.
>But you aren’t falling. Instead, you rise through the air. Confused, you look around and watch the sun as it slowly rises with you.
>You rise until you reach the roof
>It feels as though you’ve lost all control over your body as it rests on the edge before backing away slowly.
>You were once again on the roof, but this time you weren’t alone.
>You turn around to see Kronii. The wind has covered her face with her hair.
>Her hand is outstretched. She looks so beautiful.
>Another reminder why you didn’t deserve her.
>Before you can question what is going on she nearly tackles you in a hug
>She was squeezes you tightly, with a little more force she might snap your spine
>Your hands hesitate above her frame
>Why was she here? Why did she save you? Why couldn’t she have let you finish it?
>The thoughts raced through your mind before you notice she’s crying. >You hug her back.
>Now look at you. You made her cry. All because of what you did.
>You couldn’t even kill yourself right
>Kronii sniffles. “The office called today. They said you were missing from your desk since this afternoon.”
>She hugs you tighter. “I was already worried enough, so I knew I had to find you right away.”
>You were a burden. You had made her so worried. She had to come out all this wa—
>She looks up at you sternly
>”Stop it. Stop thinking like that.”
>You part your lips to answer but she meets them with her own in a kiss
>Now it was your turn to cry. The tears come running down your face as you pull back
>She’s crying too
>Her hand cups your cheek
>”Anon, I love you. I don’t care what you think about yourself or who you think you are.”
>You embrace for another hug.
>”I know it’s been a rough few months. But I don’t hate you, and you’re not a burden. I love you. Always have, always will. I don’t want you throwing your life away.”
>A quick squeeze causes your breath to hitch for a moment
>”So don’t try anything like that again.”
>You laugh. You hadn’t in what felt like ages.
>She laughs too as you hold on to each other as she peppers your face with kisses through the tears
>She loves you.
>And it was your burden to remember that, always.

>>9604947
It will balance out over time I'm sure

>>9604947
We still ‘cum’ to Kronii even if we aren’t horny. A good fic is like porn for the heart and soul

>>9605301
Good lord anon, that was something else. I felt this in the pit of my soul

*cums on work clock*
WARDEN OF SEX
>WARDEN OF SEX
WARDEN OF SEX
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WARDEN OF SEX
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WARDEN OF SEX
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WARDEN OF SEX
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>WARDEN OF SEX

>>9605483
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9604395
I will become sex...I must become sex

>>9604794
>>9604480
>>9604368
>>9604296
As a concernfag, it's going to greatly depend on how Kronii acts. If she still does stuff like she does right now, expect concernfagging to get worse. Things will turn into outright saviorfagging depending on how her first few member only chats go and if she opens up on her personal issues there. But that's not a given either because Kronii is still trying to stay in character somewhat so I don't expect her to go full Polka.
tl;dr, only time will tell

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1436825388114595841

>>9605609
>She JWU
Kro...

>>9605609
How do people respond so quickly? This shit disturbs me. Like they're just waiting for Kronii to post something so they can instantly respond.

>>9605609
the takeshi posters gonna become concernfags, /infinity is gonna have the fucking stages of a relashionship with kronii kek

>>9605670
People definitely do that. But honestly, I checked twitter just because of a feeling and was surprised to see that she tweeted something 30 seconds old
It was actually uncanny...

>>9605609
So she wakes up at 4pm, goes to sleep at 5am, and takes naps in between.
WHAT IS THIS SLEEP SCHEDULE!?

>>9604480
>I don't know where saviorfags fit in quite yet, but I'm working on it.
they're the villagers living at the bottom, inbetween eruptions they're in control but ultimately survive based on the whims of the volcano

>>9605732
gamer/weeb schedule

>>9605717
I don't use social media, but this feels like legal stalking, how the fuck is this acceptable?

>>9605732
pretty sure it's 'i just quit my 9-5 and don't have irl commitments'. i hope she gets a dog or something.
>>9605888
eh, it's probably not actually people refreshing all day. she has a lot of followers and a surprising amount of people just spend hours on twitter as their brains turn into soup.

>>9605670
Kronii is my girlfriend why shouldn't I respond quickly?

>>9605732
We know from the HoloMyth girls that some behind the scenes hololive stuff require them to be up at jp office hours and that throws their sleep schedules out of whack.

>>9605919
>and a surprising amount of people just spend hours on twitter as their brains turn into soup.
Social media was a mistake. Bring me back to 20+ years ago when we were just message boards and Instant messagers.

>>9605609
WAKE THE FUCK UP KRONII

>>9605609
Imagine using her boobs to pleasure yourself while she's deep in sleep...

>>9605609
Imagine Kronii not letting you leave the bed by hugging you tight and using you like a daki, attaching like a limpet

>>9605670
>>9605888
>>9605717
Wait I... I swear I've seen this exact convo before...

>>9606584
I warned you about the timeloops bro.

>>9605732
The average hikki sleep schedule

>>9605301
Now that's a good read, anon

>>9606584
This post >>9605670 is very close to >>9562592 and led to almost the same conversation

>>9605919
but she already has a time mutt

>>9605670
>>9605717
twitter notification exists, you know. You can set that when someone tweet, twitter will send you a notification

>>9606722
My rrat for time mutt is that time mutt belongs to time mother and Kronii doesn't care for him.

>>9606722
Time mutt is Mumei's bdsm nickname. Animal is Kronii's nickname.

>>9606722
She lives with her mom meaning her mom probably takes care of it for her.

>>9606722
Yeah, me

>>9606722
She didn't seem very affectionate when it was mentioned. Best case is >>9606822.

Time mutt was actually her dinner because her mom makes traditional Korean food. Don't let Bubba near Kronii

>>9606680
I want to see this become a recurring timeloop that becomes more complex every time it happens.

>>9606897
Too late

>>9606897
I-I thought only chinks ate pets...

>>9606722
>>9606849
I'll wait for someone in chat to ask her to be her time mutt now.

yay

>>9606941
I actually don't think SK and Japan eat dogs. I'm pretty sure it's an unindustrialized thing.

>>9606998
>>9606941
https://www.hsi.org/news-media/closing-south-koreas-dog-meat-farms/

>>9599556
Kronii knows about Don't Hug me I'm Scared, but she doesn't know about Billy Mays. I don't get her timeline.

>>9606941
Chinks, gooks, japs, flips... What's the difference?

>>9606998
What about north koreans?

>>9607061
country of birth

>>9607045
You could say... she skipped time!

Only cooked creature that caught me by surprised in Japan was roasted sparrows.

>>9607064
I think they'd eat anything they can get their hands on, all things considered

>>9605609

>It's late Sunday morning, you open your eyes to the sunlight shining through the window
>Kronii is sleeping soundly next to you, she had fallen asleep at 5am. Again.
>Carefully, you scoot over to get out of the bed
>A hand firmly grasps your wrist, Kronii had turned over as you had started moving but she still seemed to be sleeping still
>You attempt to pry her grasp from your wrist but she only tightens it
>Defeated you roll back to her side
>A mistake
>She sprung, almost intuitively, and caught you with her whole body, dragging you into her, You were a fly caught by a Venus Fly Trap
>Kronii wrapped her legs around yours, hugged your body tight and nestled her head under your arm
>You were her pillow now, likely for the next 6 hours too...

>>9607061
Come on anon, you can't compare flips to nips, Japan isn't buried in trash. Japanese girls are also cuter

>>9607190
Not like this

>>9607044
yikes, i thought America actually did a decent job of brainwashing out there

>>9607273
it takes more than a lifetime to change someone else culture

>>9607273
It's a regional cultural thing that only gradually dies out through time/generation.
Although being illegal, there were still people eating dogs maybe like 30 years ago in Taiwan.
t. Taiwanese

>>9607190
I'll never have this in my life and it feels bad

>>9607044
We must hide Bubba...

>>9607399
I swear I remember seeing something about why, in some parts of China specifically, animals like dogs, carrion, bats, insects etc. Are eaten or considered a delicacy is due to historic long term periods of starvation in the region that forced the locals to eat animals that they usually wouldn't and over a prolonged period of time it became the norm, even when starvation was no longer a thing

my legs hurt...

>>9607546
It ain't over til' it's over!

>>9607536
Yeah, there's a normalization factor to it. And, you know, some people will always be poor. A similar thing happened with Americans and kidney/liver after WW2.

>"do you wanna die?"
I melt a little every time she asks

>>9607536
That sounds possible, especially the now extinct dog eating habit was most likely brought here by the retreating soldiers from all different parts of mainland China after the civil war.
But I was born way later than that time period to be able to confirm what exactly was the origin of it.

>Watching latest HK VOD
>she talks about MapleStory

Okay yeah she's totally Korean. I yield.

>>9607820
>webtoons
>starcraft
>maple story
>phantom thief jeanne
>corn tea
she wasn't exactly hiding it

>>9607913
>speaks motherfucking korean

>>9607913
Yeah idk why I was in denial about it

>>9605888
you effectively give consent to be interacted with by using social media, its also what vtubers are kinda selling.

>>9607820
>>9607913
Nobody knows Korean except for Koreans and expats, that should've told you enough.

Kronii wearing this when

>>9608040
Thats cute!

>>9607628
Rrat please, the spirit the willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

>>9607982
And kpoppies

>>9608093
And your flesh will also have bite marks soon enough!

>>9608191
They are like weebs, they only know the equivalent of kawaii desu ne

>>9608267
baka! i speak nihongo
narohodo ne
mitsuishi
toyota
miyazaki
see you look like a fool now

Would a child in 5th grade be 10 years old? I'm sorry I don't know the US school system

>>9608317
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE OTAKU SAMA PLEASE SPARE ME

>>9608317
shut up Mori

>>9608352
Chumbud pls

>>9608352
10 or 11

>>9607820
If she's Korean, why is her English so clear, unlike Ina?

>Want chicken
>Don't want to go to a store or restaurant
>End up settling for ordering carry out from Burger King
I also haven't shaved in 2 weeks
I think Kronii's Hikkiness is rubbing off on me.

>>9608463
Some speculate she was born in leafland instead of moving in

>>9608467
>spoiler
Hot. Do you think Kronii likes beards?

>>9608463
might have to do with her interest in voice acting. just like how mori sounds like she works at a high end restaurant.

>>9608632
Well she's asian, so probably not, but we haven't even gotten into her tastes in men, or anything at all because she's a femcel

>>9608463
I have a few friends who were born abroad but moved here young and they have impeccable english with no real accents, even those who speak a different native language with their parents or other family members

>>9605732
https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-to-sleep-in-two-shifts-maybe-we-should-again
Kronii probably isn’t using the modern sleeping schedule. She sleeps in multiple shifts. Because of my job, I personally sleep for 3-4 hours and wake up in the middle of the night for a few hours before going back to sleep for another 3-4 hours. I feel very energized throughout the day compared to before (sleeping straight 8 hours) since I am constantly getting recharged by the sleeps.

>>9608926
this seems like some bullshit and a recipe for an deadly heart attack when you are fifty

>>9608812
>she's a femcel
Those are a myth, like the Loch Ness Monster, and God. Stop saying she's one.

>>9608926
>Making it even easier for corporations to maintain their slave labor.
Fuck off with that.

>>9609068
the term incel was coined by single women in their 40s who nobody wanted to date them, then it was hijacked by men, and the then said women started using the term femcel

>>9609068
Denying this is like denying that Mori Calliope hasn't had sex.

I want to hug Kronii for hours

>>9609068
If only you knew brah

>>9609044
> During this waking period, people would relax, ponder their dreams, or have sex. Some would engage in activities like sewing, chopping wood, or reading, relying on the light of the moon or oil lamps.
>waking up to have sex with Kronii in the middle of the night is bullshit
Do you even listen to yourself?

>>9609204
she has, with me

>>9609313
Hello Connor VA of the Trash Taste Podcast, infamous shit taste haver and vtuber groomer

>>9609245
Liewise, a man can dream

>>9609245
I want to sniff sweaty Kronii for hours.

>>9609397
>ywn be Kronii’s personal sweat rag

>>9609245
>>9609397
>Kronii stopping time so that you can embrace each other without a care in the world

>>9609350
Calli simps for critikal, get your lore right.

Re-watching the latest Hollow Knight video. I notice she also has problems maintaining her energy levels and sounds burned out towards the end. Or was she just demoralized because she wasn't making the progress she hoped?

They say money is time. Kronii is the warden of time. Can’t she just sell time and be filthy rich? She has all the time in the world after all

>watching Gura play Wario Ware: Get it Together
>She gets to the Nintendo games level
>Mario, Zelda, Animal Crossing, etc. all get good minigames
>Fire Emblem gets the fucking 3H Tea Time minigame
>Gura's first impression of FE is a dating simulator
I hate what the series has turned into, but at least Kronii got it while it was still good.

>>9610100
>Watching Gura
Problem #1.

>>9610049
You have to take into account inflation. And that money is the root of all evil. So that means the Square root of time is evil.

sup my kroniiggas ready for another collab in an hour let's gooo

>>9610049
She has all that time but no one to spend it with....

>>9610192
I'm not your nigga

>>9610192
Do your reps newfag

>>9610192
I made pancakes again

>>9610192
are you kroniis manager?

>>9610446
ayyo can i get some

>>9610532
Yeah, its me

>>9610622
yeah they're packed with cinnamon and protein powder bro

>>9315020
>>9316085
As promised, part 2.
rentry.co/rqxoyu

>>9610408
Is it because I said collab instead of "council meeting"?

>>9611174
No.

>>9611174
you need to be over 18 go back

AHHHH STOP PYSCHOANALYZING PEOPLE YOU RETARDS ARE NEVER RIGHT

>>9611306
Based gozuringu. The only one allowed to saviorfag in these threads is Kronii herself.

>>9611306
Stop avatarfagging first.

>>9611219
>>9611289
I have no clue what you are talking about then sorry...

>>9611306
But Anon, I am always right
for example, in this instance of time, I am incorrect

>>9609397
I want her to shove that sweaty, pissy, grool-soaked bush right in my fucking face and force me to lick it clean.

>>9610446
Lemme get some. I'll share my syrup.

>>9611507
It's the way you address Kronii fans here.
Either Kronies or Ourobros are fine.

>>9611432
I never forget to put a point at the end of my statements. Because that makes them look serious. And I am a serious and strong individual.

>>9611651
I prefer to be called by my real name, David Tennant.

Time to overthink.
>Kronii says she thinks making Takobro's clockmen designs the canon appearance for Kronies is a cool idea
>Also said 'but we'll have to think about it'
>We know Kronii and Clover have to get approval from artists to use their work.
>Takobro has been AWOL for the past 3 days.
>Kronii says her membership emotes are still being worked on.
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>9611767
No you're not, you are Takeshi.

>>9611651
I still prefer Minutemen. Even if the Canadians won't like it.

>>9611913
This is a rrat I can get behind

>>9603410
I don't care who you are, that's funny.

>>9611651
I didn't think you guys had problem with it especially since I've been saying that since day one but ok I know now

>>9611967
T-Takeshi? I-Is that m-my name? I forgot...
Flower

>>9612080
good lord the board which i grow up is dead

>>9612009
>Canadians won't like it
That means Kronii won't like it.
I think minutemen is nice, but until we have official fan mascot decided by Kronii along with name, we are probably gonna stay as Kronies.

>>9612019
>a rrat I can get behind
I will get behind the rrat
AND THEN I WILL MAKE SURE SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT
INFINITE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9611913
TAKOBROOOOOOOOOOOOO HE CANT STOP WINNING

>>9612198
BASED! Oh no... Baelz fell asleep in Kronii's room again haha... I hope no one rapes her while she sleeps haha

>>9612192
I'm fully aware of that, but it would be cool to have unsanctioned faction of the cronies who refer to themselves as that.

SUB TO SANA YOU RACIST FAGGOTS

>>9612444
I already did

>>9612444
No, I don't think i will. I've unsubbed from everyone except Kronii and yagoo

>>9612444
Learn to make proper threads for your oshi first.

>>9612444
Lurk moar, I did since day 1

>>9612444
I am from Day 1.

>>9612444
I gave her a 5 dollar supah once

>>9611913
holy shit i will never stop kneeling if it happens

>>9611913
takobro is just doing more ina art like he said he would

>>9612444
proud spicnot really and unity advocate

>>9612839
Holy based

I still like Clocksuckers

do holos get to pick their own name?

>>9612980
no, the model and name is picked by cover hence all the puns

>>9612444
I subbed but it's hard to watch
>annoying accent
>bad streaming hours due to living in the worst place imaginable for streaming
>meh visual design
>meh personality
>good voice
Well, I like her voice more than Kronii but I prefer just about everyone over Sana, they all have many things going for them such as their personalities, voices, and streaming hours....

clockfags

>>9613160
>bad streaming hours
this is the thing i see most people throw around
she seems really fun but holy shit her timezones

>>9612824
STOP POSTING EVIDENCE THAT DESTROYS OUR DREAMS.
I WANT TO BELIEVE!

>>9613130
Ouro is named after Ouroboros, right? The thing that eats its own tail

>>9613256
She drinks her own milk.

>>9612980
I imagine that they probably don't as a matter of course but depending on how things are going internally, they may have input into it.

Mori alluded to having some input on her name way, way back, while it's pretty obvious none of the Council girls did considering how they're constantly giggling at each other's names.
IIRC one of the NijiENs mentioned how they had their models but no names individually or for their group and had meetings with staff about planning their group name and theme and all that stuff, and the company ended up going with one of the talent's ideas. It's a different company but I can't imagine the internal processes are too different. The Council girls probably just had less input overall because it seems like Cover had a very concrete idea for what it wanted to do with that gen thematically, what with all the teaser videos and Omega.

>>9613256
eating her own 'tail', huh…
hmm…

>>9612980
>>9613130
The EN gens seem to have less control over their model and names, for some reason, while JP girls past 3rd gen had a lot more influence.
For example, I doubt Kronii came up with the name and design, but Coco being a huge yakuza fan, naming herself after Kiryu, and having a dragon model is perfectly tailored for her. On the other hand, Ina got modelled by the artist that inspired her the most, so I'm not sure how they managed that unless she specifically asked for it.

3 minutes bros...

>>9613325
>Nijisanji
From what we've seen, they are a lot looser with how they control talent. I said it before and I'll say it again. If someone like Fumino Tamaki were in Hololive, Yagoo would just fire her, not even graduate, just fire her all her stunts.

>>9612444
I'm only not subbed to Hakos and Fauna from Gen 2

>>9613571
>Fumino Tamaki
Qrd?

>>9613130
>>9613427
they all have at least SOME input on their designs, within reasonable constraints and cover approval. It's why Sana and Ina have the 99/1 thing going on. Though even then sometimes you just get fucked like Anya's first model.

>>9613571
I just want kronii to be able to say fuck every 10 seconds...

>it's another Sana becomes a png stream

Your Oshi is LATE, HOOMANS

>>9613703
aussie internet pls andastand

>>9613475
5 min delay bros...

>>9613690
and her second...

>>9613646
>Quick
No.

>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous orders from the same place to see which one of the drivers would deliver first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats then went to the store to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothespins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed / internet disconnected and he was forced to stream the continuation on his channel right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Fell asleep during a stream and got 250000 yen in Super Chats while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>Forgot to stop her stream and sang asshole song live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Baked a naan in the middle of a collab stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Cleaned her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic getting swallowed by the vacuum cleaner
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempted to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>Peed in Fumi's bathtub, her friend and fellow Nijisanji member
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>Once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming with her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and got stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>And the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>Had a fight with her little sister live on stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>Asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone had to help her finish the chips
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>Forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>Forcibly ended a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another player a win
>Made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>For some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon, and some politicians follow her
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>9613427
>Ina got modelled by the artist that inspired her the most, so I'm not sure how they managed that unless she specifically asked for it.
She got really lucky, many of the Council designs are from 2016, and Ame's might be from 2017

>>9613718
She is busy having sex with me and Kronii

>>9613256
It's probably after Ouranos, father of Chronos ( Greek God of Time), who in turn fathered Zeus.

>>9613778
bad civilization

>>9613703
At this point it's better as a running gag that she's never more than a PNG looming in the background.

>>9613690
Sana's design was copyrighted in 2016

uhhhhh mumei?

>>9613718
sorry we're almost done

>>9613765
>Council designs are from 2016
no, the 2016 in the designs is the year cover fundation,,,

>>9613765
>>9613825
anon-chamas... everything copyrighted by cover says 2016

>>9613256
I'd think so, yes. Ouroboros symbolizes cyclical nature of time and Kronii is from Chronos meaning Time in Greek. Actually, Ouro in Ouroboros means tail. So Ouro Kronii would mean Tail Time. Or in other words The End of Time or simply End Time.

>>9613886
kek let them dream anon

>>9613765
>>9613825
t. doesn't understand how copyright law works

>>9613863

>>9613892
>tail time
have we been ignorant? Focusing on Kronii's boobs when her ass was right there all along, even in her name?

DUMB OWL

>>9613765
>>9613825
Anons....

mumei you're fucking things up again goddamnit owl

>>9613964
>Kronii but assjob instead of paizuri

Is this the power of the EN curse?

>>9613783
Uranus Cronus?

>>9614104
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9613761
What the fuck kek. She sounds based maybe I should check her out

There she is

>>9614115
wamen has problem with tech pls andastand

the first time Sana wasn't a png in a council collab...

Why does the rrat look like her severed head has been placed on the podium?

there she is, our queen, looking pretty as always

>>9614104
The fuck is an assjob?

Oh shit, Sana is smol for once. Wonder how long that will last.

WTF SANA IS MOVING!?!!?!?!?

>sana is smol
>bae is in nude crop position again
>kronii's boob window is visible
all is right with the world

>>9614235
anon...

>>9614235
>he doesn't know

>>9614222
Rat guro...

>>9614235
hotdogging? you're missing out on stuff if you don't know that anon

>>9614235
im gonna fucking kill you

>>9614235
>he lacks critical information

>Mumei remembered something
SHUT IT DOWN
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

i see you nigger
show yourself
i know you're here

>>9614235
dumb doggo

>>9614235
Underage post

>>9614222
>>9614304
Kek Baelz reminds me of this

>>9614235
virgin post

>>9614144
The ultimate case of "why haven't you died yet". Also important to note that the "dislocated jew multiple times on stream" occurred during the same stream. She dislocated her jaw while trying to sing some school graduation song, couldn't talk, and then it fixed itself. Then it dislocated again like ~10mins later.

>>9614437
>Not being a pure maiden

p i n g p o n g

>entire EN Council stream being beaten in views by one shark playing a funny Wario minigame thing

>>9614472
Isn't that actually dangerous? God...

>>9614592
>1 year of established viewers vs 1 month

>>9614592
>expecting cumsharts to have taste
first mistake deadbrap

>>9614369
kek

>As being avatars of the gods, Elementary knowledge should be a walk in the park!
https://youtu.be/idoYCVLh2qI

Mei will be smartest and people will meme it to death annoyingly. smooth brain smartest brain blah blah.

Uhhhh, Kronii?

>I want your clothes
>I want your feathers

I'VE READ THESE GREENTEXTS

>>9614665
Also we should take into shark's dead subs.

>>9613761
>Placed clothespins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
That's kinda... hot.

>>9614592
*cums on you*
Huhaha

>>9614628
Yes, this girl defies scholars and scientists by refusing to die

>>9613761
new addict reporting in

>*cutting board mentioned*
>RUSHIA?!?!?!?

I'M SANA
YOU'RE SANA
WE ARE SANA

>rrat in perfect position to look naked in her brady bunch window
god damn it, now i can't stop thinking of the rat as an exhibitionist streaker

>captcha AAARP
what does it mean

>>9614628
Yes. Her entire existence is an enigma

Kronii is sleep deprived...

>>9613761
Yep, thinking I'm gonna fuck this cat

>>9614824
le pettan joke xddddd

>>9614844
time to retire and get your 20% discount at the supermarket

>>9613761
this sounds based

Rat reminds me of Anya.

Oh no...our oshi is retarded bros...

>>9614854
fans reflect the oshi

>1801 twice

This collab starting off great

kronii screaming ping pong when you cum in her!

LMFAO KRONII REALLY WANTS THAT BRAGGING RIGHT

She did it!

BASED KRONII
SMARTER THAN SPACE

>>9615006
You were saying?

Wasn't Sana supposed to be smart? Lmao

TIME WANTS TO WIN THE TIME QUESTION
THIS CUTE DORK

Uh, spacebros?

the answer is LITERALLY there
CENTURY
100
Sana not like this mate...what are you doing?

shes so cute when she got excited to answer

None of those were right...

>>9615170
I apologize

She wants to win so bad
She NEEDS that bragging right

>>9615230
shhhhh

me and my oshi on a trivia date night at the local pub

>Kronii dead fucking quiet for the entire intro
>P I N G P O N G PINGPONGPINGPONG
shes so perfect

they where stupid right off the bat. exactly what I wanted.

>I'm proud of me
>good job me

OH NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

I'M GOING TO CUM ON KRONII'S BALD SPOT

>>9615230
It was b. 1900 is the last year of the 19th century because there's no 0 A.D.

>Smarter than a 5th grader
>DIDYOU JUST CALL ME BALD

This isn't going well.

Kronii, your hearing reps...

This is a declaration of war by the plant.

Kronii's bald spot

how to fuck rrat bae

who the fuck did this questions? holy shit
does kronii has a complex with baldness??

BASED KRONII SHE KNOWS HOW TO COUNT LETSGOOOO

y'all niggas oshi be baldin lmaooooo

MY OSHI IS THE SMARTEST ONE IN A ROOM OF RETARDS!!

YEAH THAT'S MY GIRL

What is it about really easy questions that makes people second guess themselves

>clearly whispering civilization to herself while muted

so cute

Are they pretending to be retarded?

>>9615393
>who the fuck did this questions? holy shit
Mumei.

She's the smartest...

>>9615393
It's all fun and games until 3rd grade. Soon the girls will be questioning their sanity and what they're doing with their life.

happy the clock knows numbers

why did the difficulty jump up WEW

>>9615393
literally 1st grade questions

>We live in a civiliza-shion

>>9615423
Too much experience with triple-trick questions.

>>9615450
It's part of the contract

>>9615420
Smartest retard is still a retard

Kronii screaming over all her genmates to win!

>>9615450
>pretending

Oh no, they're retarded...

SANA WHAT THE FUCK?!
ARE YOU DAFT ? STOP ! YOU NEED THIS

>>9615450
I've already gotten two wrong just playing along. unfortunately some of us are just retarded.

What the fuck is this owl saying?

why is our dork so hype for this

THE OWL IS DOING OUR KRONII DIRTY.

>>9615553
Yea the question is absolutely not balanced lol, also biggest cat is such an ambiguous question too

I cant believe kronii wears a wig

>>9615580
Does Cover really think Westerners are into retarded girls?

SANA YOU BITCH
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE

Wtf are these questions?

>>9615677
I'll pray for your brain recovery anon

>>9615709
It doesn't matter because her genmates have literal room temperature IQ, Kronii will win simply due to the the other self sabotage, the smartest way to play the game is to not play at all etc.

>>9615735
>Not liking retarded girls.

theres no reason not to scream ping pong after each incorrect answer even if you don't know.

what did the owl expect?

>SANA CONFIRMED MATHEMATICIAN AND PHYSICIST??

What the fuck owl. Why are some of these questions way harder for certain people.

>>9615750
apparently I can't fucking count syllables. I dispute tigers being bigger then Lions though.

Sana...

>>9615735
Yes. And they are right.

>>9615735
>retarded girls?
redundant

THE ABSOLUTE "ISLAND" OF AUSTRALIA

>We call ourselves an Island
Baelz, Sana

AUSTRALIAN EDUCATION XD

>>9615909
WHAT IS A CONTINENT????

TIME FOR AUSSIES TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oceania doesnt exist now my fellow anons

Australians are powerful...

>>9615841
Enjoy being strapped to a literal mouthbreather.

>Arguing over whether australia is an island
I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>9615735
Any man that talks about how he wants a "smart" woman has no idea what he's actually getting, which is a whole lot of headaches and a bitch that won't hesitate to bring up every time she proved you wrong (read: thought she was right) in an argument against you.

Who is the retarded here? Is Australia an island,

Australian is an island. Everything else is connected to another continent.

I love this stream.

Aussie Seething

>controversial answer
owl-chan...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1435634542082097155

Australians are fucking retarded.

>>9615909
I presume she biased the questions so they all get a mix of both easy and hard questions

>>9616079
It's both

Fuck off, Australia isn't a fucking island.
t. Australian

>AUSTRALIA
>is an island
>is a continent
>is a country
IS ALL OF THE ABOVE WTF MUMEI!??!

>At about 3 million square miles (7.7 million square km), Australia is the smallest continent on Earth. In fact, it's closer in size to Greenland than it is to South America. ... Although Australia is sometimes called an “island continent,” most geographers consider islands and continents to be separate things.
KNEEL

>>9615929
google said otherwise, maybe it's the mane (and the longer tail) that gives you that impression

retarded fucking rat needs to get poisoned

I'm not even sure I can name 3 seas.

>By most standards, there is a maximum of seven continents - Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia/Oceania, Europe, North America, and South America.

AUSSIES ! WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY TEACH YOU? are there only 6 for you

>>9616057
Get someone without an inferiority complex, then. I want a loving hag.

I want to fuck this brrat.

>Atlantic
Kronii...

>>9616164
>Seas near china
Oh nonono

>>9616313
big fat rrat tats

Atlantic is in the other side oh Kronii youre such a dork i love you

>>9616216
I think I'm just dumb about tigers and don't realize just how big they are.

bird..

>>9616270
>North America, and South America
what the fuck i though america was america didnt know is sliced in two
did something changed?

>FUCK

why is mumei doxing two of the members.. not like this mumei

>Sana doesn't know the Pacific
Sana... 90% of our population lives right next to the bloody thing

>South China/Nusantara
>Pacific
>Indian
Is it that hard?

I think Kronii is confused between Austria and Australia

>Gura steals Shion
>Mumei steals the retard niche
Aquabros, Apex is all we have left

>>9616409
Bro...it's always been that way holy shit

What the fuck are you doing owl. How could anyone watch this airhead unironically

>>9616258
wait are oceans seas? if so then I could have named them.