/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Korone milfs0?

>>9575653
Aroused

>>9575653
I for one welcome our new geriatric overlords

>>9575653
SEX

>>9575653
imagine if holomilfs was real and a scandal occured because one member was revealed to be a virgin

>>9575866
How salacious. Take that back right fucking now.

>>9575994
>guys i swear she's popped out at least 3 kids
>t-they're just staying over at her mom's house
DYRBI

>>9575866
>Their child was a cat the entire time
I think I'm going to be sick.

>>9575653
I wouldn't take it at face value. In fact, I'd doubt it heavily enough to steer clear. I don't trust any chubas' claims about their personal lives if they haven't been properly doxxed. As far as I'm concerned, the holomilfs are all just paid actors.

Holomilfs will become a reality when I get my hands on Mio.

>>9577386
On that note: is pekora retarded for roping her mom into this?

>>9575653
MILFs and NTR are the most popular hentai genres in japan.

>>9575653
It isn't?

>>9577634
That wasn't her mom

>>9575653
Please
PLEASE
I'd watch them if only for the guarantee of no unicorn scizho idolfags shitposting

>>9580164
Pekora doesn't have a mother?

>>9580208
virgin moms

>>9575653
>How would you feel if holomilfs was a thing?
I'd like it.
As long as they're in a steady relationship because that would >>9580208 otherwise kind of defeat a major part of the point.

I would like there to be at least one legit milf chuuba who would do actually useful stuff like learning to cook properly stream. Most of us will never have a woman in our lives, so that kind of content unironically has serious educational value. Hell, give me daddy-type tough love motivational vtuber as well while we're at it.

>>9575653
>holomilfs
No. We have more than enough hags in hololive already. Adding more delicious decrepit old sags would ruin everything. HAG LOVE doesn't exist for OP to make this shit thread suggesting hololive should cast aside the hags we currently have for ones who can't even stream. Hag LOVE. Botanchi Love. BreadDog Love.

>>9580705
hags are what happens when you don't marry
married women turns more motherly the older they get.

>>9580774
Only if they have childrens.

>>9580449
>I would like there to be at least one legit milf chuuba who would do actually useful stuff
Yes.
> like learning to cook properly stream.
Eeeeeh. Female cooking is great but men tend to be better at breaking it down into its most essential parts, IMHO.
Of course they also seriously autism hard over it at times.
But ya kinda agreed.
> Hell, give me daddy-type tough love motivational vtuber as well while we're at it.
I wanted Aruran to be tha since his design kinda implied that but ya.
Absolutely.
Ironically enough Pipkin Pippa from Phase Connect is likely gonna ramp up to be the daddest of all vtubers once she's got her shit sorted out because that girl has pretty much two passions: Romance manga and shooting deer in the head.

>>9575866
>Haha o-ofcourse i have a husband and three kids, they are just going to the movies while i stream

All I know is that Kiara's mom is BASED

>>9575653
VIEJAS

>>9575653
I thought about it for a minute. I came so hard that I had to change pants. So yes, I like the idea.

>>9581591
>he actually believes that's her mom

Actual hags become vtubers? Please, my heart and dick can't take it.

>>9575653
And have winning sin take them all too? No thanks
https://youtu.be/k7n-l5Plz_4

>>9575653
The great thing about milfs is they're lonely and insecure but also experienced, why give them fame and confidence and ruin that good thing?

>>9575653
I've literally been fucking escorts in their late thirties because of holohags and I'm never going back.
Please add more hags.

>>9590948
>I've literally been fucking
gross

>>9580449
no anon, you can't replace your broken family with vtubers

>>9595040
yes I can my chuuba loves me don't fucking stop me

>>9575653
why would you want milfs when you already have single hags?

>>9575866
I would be outraged, how the fuck am I supposed to jerk off to Wife Experience streams if she's a virgin 30 year old with no kids??

>>9575866
Reverse unicorn

>>9595040
It's an untapped market, my analysts are telling me it's a global industry with a potential market cap of 500,000,000 USD.
We'll replace all your dysfunctional family members with Virtual YouTuber specialists; a dad to teach you how to tie a tie, fix your toilet; a mom to cook and iron your dress shirts and wish you a good day every morning; a hot aunt who teaches you to cope with problems via alcohol.

if abe allows me to get into japan i can make it a reality with the current hololive jp cast

>>9577386
>>9577634
>>9580210
go back to twitch