/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>still no lottery
honk, I...

>coins
>/vt/ memes being posted in /smg/

You guys should trade stocks, futures and commodities memes too.

ina thread ina thread
i suck at nasfaq but i love ina! forgive my horny supas

>>9590933
>there is a mikoposter in /smg/
Ok which one of you niggers is it?

>>9590895
I was too slow for "Never Buy Towa Edition"

>>9591192
me

>>9591192
me

>wake up
>divs are kill
>most things are red
It's finally happening, things are going down... thank you honk/devchama or whoever pushed this

I would like honk to update us on any upcoming changes/additions to the game. For example, auction was gonna come out along with gacha, it's been a while. Get people hyped up with some announcements. Devs love.

>>9591192
For me, it's the Lumposter.

unironically thank you honk and devs for developing this game, it's fun and the thread is one of the most fun ones in vt
please add ina ears

>>9591379
Honk's already mentioned that auction was delayed as they play damage control with the market.
We're in Operation Health territory now. No new stuff unless it helps alleviate dramatic short-term inflation.

>>9591649
>adjustment making faggots clown

>yes stack

>>9591649
>wallet dead
>stop already
>mikofag nigger
kek

>>9591649
>love buying towa

>>9591743
>become avatar mikofag nigger
kek

>look at /biz/
>they celebrate when number go up
>but then number immediately go down

How have they not killed themselves?

NEW AGGIE FOR THE WEEKEND IS UP!
https://aggie.io/genzad752f

We're actually trying a theme this weekend, "In Today's Thread".
What would the thread look like if it was a real place? Come draw it!

All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!
>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC!
>Until when?
We try to have it finished by monday-tuesday, but we can extend if you need more time
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

>No more "Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse" for one whole day.
Finally, it is a shame I could not post in the thread and write my reasoning as to why it was alright to hold liquid through the last divvies. I would get called a retard and then receive sweet vindication for being right in under 10 hours, nothing better than that.
Also, what the fuck Heimin. How many people have you gotten involved in weird pseudo-sexual avatarposting on an imageboard when I was away?

>>9591789
Fuck off with the aggie. Or make it a weekend only thing. People jsut stup drawing after a while and it becomes just another chat room.

>>9591649
>let honk buy rushia
>let honk sell iofi
Amen

>>9591859
>How many people have you gotten involved in weird pseudo-sexual avatarposting
Wait, did I do that?

>>9591789
I like the aggie but I unironically think that it lasting days upon end is bad form. If you can't draw during the weekend, that sucks, but keeping it up for 5 days straight is just making a chat room that slows the thread down. At that point, just make a discord. Do not actually make a Discord.

>>9591960
See: Last thread. Heimin lust is real.

new player here, what do I invest in, this is overwhelming

>>9592067
A new graphics card looks like it might be a good starting point

>>9592067
invest in a new graphics card retard

>>9592026
The aggie is already intended to be weekend only. You can't "close" an aggie. You could go back and chat on the very first one if you wished.
Most people leave by the end of the drawing, what others do is beyond anyone's control. For what it's worth, most discussions after the weekend are completely off-topic for the thread anyway

>>9592065
>Heimin lust is real
Is it really, tho?

>>9592067
buy ina!if you like her, otherwise don't she has shit divvies

>>9592159
yes, the way you post makes you sound like a lost child ready for grooming kinda like mumei

>>9592067
Not in your oshi lel, especially if it's one of these: fubuki, haato and ame. You'll never get on their oshiboard not even if you have a trillion dollars.

>>9592163
>she has shit divvies
You mean like all the other coins?

>>9592210
Well, that doesn't sound good.

>>9592210

>>9592439
You sound like on of those shota that easily gets conviced by a group of onee-san to fuck them and then pulls out a monster cock and rapes them all
kinda hot desu desu [/spoiler{

>>9592439
nah, keep doing it heimin, I think it's cute

>>9592559
>[/spoiler{

>>9592559
H-hot!

stop bullying devs
stop shitposting
stop avatarposting
fuck off with your discord
behave like human beings

>>9592559
Really? Thanks

>>9592658
why are you like this
sex

>>9592594
Aw, thank you

>>9592658
When will it be my turn? I'm waiting

>>9592559
There's a manga for that.

>>9592637
sir, this is /vt/

>>9592700
It's all because of The Internet. Really

>>9592774
Hmmm, mind giving me a source for that?

>>9592783
I sincerely hope you're not actually underage and you're just playing this out.

>>9592783
Now important question. How big is your dick and how do you look like in a skirt?

>>9592759
Please be patient. There's just one of me, after all.

>>9592861
I'm not, don't worry about that

>>9592887
What kind of questions are that?

>>9592067
T̸̶̡͙̣̼̱̖̮̖̜̐̎̓́͌̾͐ͮ́͘͠͡h̨̦͇̭͈̻͍̼ͪ̆ͭ͛ͤ̓̈́̓̀̀͜͠͠i̶̵̢̡̧̨̯̖̹̤̤̤̫͛ͧͨͬ̉͊ͤ͟͜ͅṡ̡̢̙̭̱̜͎͚͉̠̑̆ͪ͌̊ͫ͂͘͢͡͠ ̷̴̶̯͉̬͔̙͔̥͇̈̐̓̿͂̌͒̒̕͞͞͡i̵̶̧͙̼̰̫̼̠̳̙ͪ̒̐͛͒̄͒̂̀́͘͝͠s̸̖̼͇̜̘̥͇̹̊̿̀ͣ̆ͫͫ̚͘̕̕͟͢͡͞ ̵̷̧̹̠̩̟͈̜͉̖ͧͣͬ̈̓̂̀̀͘͟͡f̴̧̢̢̛̯̖͚͎̰͈̫͍̉ͨͫ̒̾̀́̚̕i̸̸̛̭̼͉̬͚̭̬ͪ̂͋̓̏͒̾̀͟͠ͅn̶̡͚̣͎͔̹͉̱͗͂̂ͬ͒̄̔̏̀̀͡͠͡͞ȩ̷̡̛̣͔͇̝͇̟̳̗̓̔̇ͨ͋̾́̀̚̕͞

>>9593042
Very important ones, now answer

>>9593129
No

>>9593156
So very small and for the skirt you don't like the breeze? Noted

>>9593129
>>9593156
Heimin penises are known to be extremely small, so you probably wouldn’t be able to tell if it was there.

why is the thread now about heimin sex, please go back to the scheduled whining about divvies and honk, as well as shitty advice and fud about adjustments

>>9593285
>now

>>9593285
sshhh I wanna see them fuck

>>9593373
degenerate, ina would be disgusted

>>9593373
>>9593426
Why aren't you fucking with a investigator takon?

>>9593452
I'm not horny, teamates are nice people

>>9593426
btw I love your images, takodachi. I don't know how you do it but you always have new ones every time. I would have very little ina images if it wasn't for you

>>9591379
I say release it when it's done, think about the economy first right now.

>>9593504
just lurk in /wah/, my ina folder was actually deleted once because onedrive fucked up, it's only at around 1000 images rn

>>9593495
It's nice to hear that cultist, but you guys always keep me up at night and I still haven't got my merited vacation because you fucks can't sit still for 20 minutes so fuck you

>>9593827
Can't takover the world without breaking some investigators...

>>9593934
Then why didn't you already take over the world? Oh right you can't break me

>>9594054
Then why are you seeing a psychologist twice a week now, huh?

>>9594117
One is for my own problem and the other is for couple problems don't act like you don't come the couple one with me fagghet

Carry on.

Don't buy Iofi whatever you do. Let me make all the money.

>>9591537
From the Floor, it was said that many hats will come as items. You might get what you want.

Am I supposed to sell or not

>>9597366
Nobody knows. You will not get concrete advice here.
Actually, that's not true. If you have Mori right now, sell her.

Some early numbers
Using 4 day average

any reason why iofi is crashing?

>>9598419
she got 1/1000th of yesterday's views

Ina reviewing herself is so cute, takodachis...

>>9599205

How will takodachis ever recover?

>>9599586
>Youtube didn't even tell me the anniversary stream was starting.
>Even though I turned notifications on
Eat shit, Susan.

Ina is cringing LIVE to 17k takodachi and you're not buying?

4k Towa. Still gonna keep buying though.

>>9602282
>he doesnt know
stay poor

>>9591706
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

More numbers
might be unreadable (wip)

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

Please rescue me from 19:00:01 hell...

>>9605867
Have you tried posting sooner?

is nasfaq down or did honk ban me?

>>9605945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXPKJUE86d0

Connection keeps timing out

>>9606030
it's working fine for me

>>9605983
wow, is that shin takarajima reference?

>>9606248

honk, answer me... Will you marry me?

i still can't connect, tried different browser and nothing. Pinged the server and there's 0 packet loss, i dunno wtf is going in

>>9606805
Did you you anything that could get you ip banned? Or even just muted?

>>9606865
absolutely nothing

Router reset fixed the problem, but why? Would anyone know? I'm too retarded with hardware/software

>>9607204
DNS problem?

>>9607204
ip banned
stop bogging the server

>>9607226
I did try changing DNS before the router reset and did nothing... Oh well, at least it's fixed...

>>9607364
unless the zhonkbot is bogging the server, it wouldn't be my fault

>>9607204
That would depend on the router, could've been a stale or even corrupted DNS cache or any other number of things. Consumer networking hardware is fickle.
>>9607364
Really only applies to burgers with shitty ISP supplied all in one modem/routers. I could reset my router until the cows come home, shit on the router, forget it's their shit, eat it, leave, and come home again, only to get the same IP every single time.

>>9605808
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Saturday, September 11th

Patocoin soon.

>>9606328
No lol

>>9607977
Post this on the floor you coward

>>9607977
>new IP
>dubs
she's /here/

>>9607732
Thank you anon

>>9590933
I already bought shares in Cleveland Cliffs.

Sorry, I ship InaRys.

>>9608186
My pleasure.

>>9608665
What kind of faggot has little flowers on his tie...

>>9608753
1990's pls undastand

>>9608753
His wife dresses him

any chance the devs could let use see what the divs would have been if not for the nerf?

>>9608409
Found you, bastard

Devchama the second here, the current dividends uses the same formula, only divided by 5.

>>9610019
I guess it's not all the coins but according to >>9568518
>If we didn't, coins would be giving average of $5000+ per share
big emphasis on the "coins" rather than just "coin"

>>9610495
"Average" meaning that some coins were probably going to give 7k+ divs

I'm mad because I was expecting to hit 1 billion this week.

>pony stream

>>9611372
tft bros...

>>9610485
We almost had 6k divvies Iofi. Holy fucknshit

>>9610485
>Fuck the rich
Thank you devs

I'm so confused
>At 8.2M
>get to 8.5M with divvies
>sell it all in fear
>by the time it finally ended selling I was at 8M
>it was a smart choice because everything I owned went further down, including my oshi
>Buy more coins
>forget about taxes, down to 7.6M
>Just breaking 8M now
>still 2M liquid waiting for oshi to go further down
>still up in the leaderboard somehow
Was it a smart or dumb choice to sell? I'm starting to think it was dumb but I'm still up
I'm so bad at math jesus

>>9613858
Stop falling for fud. You shouldn't be crabbing at your networth. Do your reps, buy the good coins, and sell the bad ones.

>>9613858
Nigga, if you don't want to math then just supachat a million or so to your oshi and forget about taxes.
At least then you'll know what you're losing without needing a calculator.

>>9614050
anon, theyre all bad coins at the moment.

>>9614228
He's at 8m, anon. He doesn't need to worry about mpp or stacks, he just needs to worry about buying what will go green tomorrow and selling what will go red.

>>9591586
I can't wait for honk to remove dropshots and quick-lean from the game

Given the direction we are taking with dividends and current prices, does anyone see multicoin even being used? I was going to multicoin 5x every cycle but I don't make enough every dividend to even consider 2x per cycle at a 1.5x markup rate per coin

>>9614050
>crabbing
but I'm up 30 positions despite only being up 2%. Everything is nerfed, day trading is barely turning a profit for me, I can only rely on gambling on corrections now...if I'm being smart about it. I have no idea. I don't have that many cycles to sell too since I'm not online all day.
>>9614193
Yes, I should've done that. I'm dumb.

>>9616600
>but I'm up 30 positions despite only being up 2%.
anon... you're amongst corpses. If you were in any active area, you'd be down 10 ranks.

>>9616300
Oshiwars would probably be the main use but everyone in my oshiboard has been selling nonstop

>>9617036
>everyone in my oshiboard has been selling nonstop
I feel bad for your oshi.

>>9617036
your oshi doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.
at the very least hold.

Anyone else in the top 200 can’t climb the leaderboard? I’ve been stuck between 150-160 place for a week now.

>>9617036
Is your oshi Civia? If she is then it’s understandable.

>>9618783
100-200 is the place where early oshicoiners crab forever.

>>9618783
diversify your bonds

>>9619330
Bitch I’m selling everything except my oshi right now

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,009,879, a 3.59% decrease from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 35,891. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 123,066 shares, or 6.12% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 4,045 shares, or 0.20% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 10):
>Iofi :: +31.8%
>Towa :: +2.9%
>Marine :: +1.7%
>Pekora :: +1.6%
>Kiara :: +0.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 46):
>Ayame :: -16.3%
>Melfissa :: -14.6%
>Nabi :: -12.6%
>Aqua :: -12.0%
>Noel :: -10.9%

7 coins (Kiara, Lamy, Rushia, IRyS, Amelia, Ui, Hololive) had volume changes of sub-1%.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $145,136.78, which is a decrease of 11.98% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $36,583,709,583.02, which is FALSE
>Average Value per Share is $18,201.95. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at 3,257,848,686 shares, or 8.91% of market share.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at 21,209,553 shares, or 0.06% of market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 3):
>Pekora :: +3.0%
>Coco :: +2.9%
>Calliope :: +0.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 53):
>Iofi :: -62.6%
>Baelz :: -23%
>Towa :: -21.5%
>Sana :: -20.6%
>Shion :: -20.1%

No coins other than Calliope had a sub-1% change in Value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E report for today:
>Superchats for today totaled to $43,530,191, which is a 0.17% increase from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker has been paid $26,193,539.74 today, which is a 43.11% decrease from yesterday.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 38):
>Iofi :: +110.1%
>Hololive :: +51.5%
>IRyS :: +43.7%
>Roboco :: +34.9%
>Korone :: +26.1%
>Lamy :: +20.0%
>Okayu :: +17.3%
>Mio :: +16%
>Fauna :: +14.1%
>Nene :: +13.6%

18 coins did not receive Superchats today.

And now for the weather. Hurricane Bog is here. It's a bit later than originally expected, but it's here. Please stay indoors and make sure you have plenty of bottled liquid and canned shares that you feel you'll need to weather the storm.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>9620549
>Hurricane Bog is here
I hope the weather clear up soon. Maybe not today but definitely not more than a week.

>>9625424
>[Deleted]

>>9625424
>[Deleted]

>>9590903
I'm so glad to have you back, I really missed you

oh no, so loud

>>9626337
.opus files actually increase the volume tenfold please understand

>>9626337
wanna have sex?

>>9626384
m4a then
>>9626408
You merely adopted the sex.

>>9620549
>Yesterday: Average shares per coin is 37,226
>Today: Average shares per coin is 35,891
It’s dropping not nearly as fast I would hope. The average shares per coin last week was 31,261. This bog might last a few more days at the very least.

If you were to have sex with anyone in this thread, who would it be and why is it mikofag?

>>9626528
It's the other Towa posters, I don't want to fuck mikofag.

>>9626548
ask me how I know you're lying

>>9626583
why do you think I'm lying

>>9626514
It's close to over, the bog just means things struggle to climb, not that they repeatedly crash. Currently things are getting sold down appropriately so big peaks/troughs are going to be far rarer

>>9626613
it's mikofag. Why don't you want to fuck mikofag?

>>9626660
clue's in the name

belated happy 9/11 day

>>9626641
>>>9568972
>Would you rather I had not nerfed the divs? You would most likely complain that we did nothing to stop inflation. Again, coin prices are coming down and this supremely nerfed div formula is not here to stay. We're in weimar levels of inflation here and intervention had to be done.

>It's close to over
Say the bog is over and the average shares per coin is now 35k, the very problem that Honk is trying to fix is still there. Every coin is still overpriced. So there’s no reason for to stop the bogging today or tomorrow.

>>9627297
The bogging is nothing more than a formula change you dipshit, we've already seen how it performs in most situations, things aren't inexplicably falling because you don't understand them.

>>9626384
>>9626337
>>9626444
Last I remember opus is designed for vc not general audio encoding. m4a is much better for basic general

>>9627715
>Opus combines the speech-oriented LPC-based SILK algorithm and the lower-latency MDCT-based CELT algorithm, switching between or combining them as needed for maximal efficiency.
"CELT" is just regular OGG with some updates, and it's either OGG or OPUS for WEBMs with embedded sound anyways isn't it?
opus usually = I snipped YouTube's audio as is. yt-dl grabs "251" audio by default when available

Threadly reminder that this minute change in views caused Kronii to drop 10% from her previous value. Dont buy coins that are dipping. They will dip hard

Threadly reminder that anon is a stupid nigger and overbought caused Kronii to drop after she was pumped back up from Fridays dip by people buying for divs.

I'm going to sleep but I'm giving an early congratulations to ogey_rrat for finally reaching 1k Towa as I won't be awake for when he does do it likely. Also mandatory statement saying that I'm still buying Towa.
imyourtarget sama ganbatte reach the 666 Towa

>>9631407
>overbought
retard

>>9631807
She was overbought but I wouldn't blame just on that like the other anon, she also had a 3k dip in weekly subscribers and 2% less weekly views

forgot the screenshot for retardchama

You do realize that overbought doesn't affect you unless you also bought it at an overbought price? The coin would adjust up or down to the same price.

>>9632027
Post wallet

thanks captain obvious

>>9632027
>hold coin
>everyone else buys some
>overbought drops it below its starting point
>"doesn't affect you"
and before you start yapping some bullshit about how it wont do that, remember that it was introduced to lower prices and stop inflation. it literally has to do this to drop prices, otherwise everything will stay where it is.

>>9633262
>>overbought drops it below its starting point
NTA but they're right - dropping it below its starting point has nothing to do with being overbought. If we're using Kronii as the example, it looks like honk either made overbought apply to downwards adjustments too giving us a counterweight to oversold or just brought more of good old bogration back.

>>9631597

I should stop buying Sora. Her coins alone make up 43% of my networth.

>>9636992
You're gonna have to choose: your oshi or your networth.

>>9637314
It's only 43%

>>9637621
anon....

>>9637641
The leaderboard is unclimbable right now anyway. There's really nothing to do except oshicoining.

>>9637700
anonchama... the reason you can't climb is because you oshicoin

>>9637700
Think about this. For the next few weeks, you're forced to buy your oshi at fluctuating prices. You're going to graple the reality of buying her 24/7 with nerf divvies which may or may not be permanent. You're going to have lesser divvie returns every single week while your rivals play the long game, stocking up good divvycoins for the inevitable introduction of the multicoin mechanic while you're sitting there, buying your oshi at peak prices like a retard

>>9637738
No, it's because of the bog and broker fee. +1000 Sora coins in my wallet doesn't have anything to do with my performance.

>>9637831
I'm sorry to hear that you think that

>>9637827
I've liquidated pretty much everything except Sora and Azki. Right now I have enough liquid to buy Sora 24/7 for 1 week. I'm just waiting for the bog to stop and then I will buy other coins. Unless the bog last for more than a week, I don't have anything to worry about.

Today I woke and looked at stocks again
But the stocks looked the same to me
Something told me that the market changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean

Some say to buy up fast, looks like it's gonna last
Get all your shares and buy (DON'T LEAVE LIQUID BEHIND)
Some said it'll be all gold, just go ahead and hold
Be sure to mind your bottom line

THE GRAPHS ARE PUSHING ME, TO INVEST AGAIN
I FEEL THE SELL PENDING
TIME IS BUYING FREE, I FEEL LIKE HOLDING NOW
JUST LIKE THE ROPEMAN

>>9637827
honk said the div change isnt perm and the last time was aone off to curb inflation. divs will come up and prices will go down until theyre even again.

>>9638327
Zhonk said that she'll reformulate the divvy formula. It will be definitely not as lucrative as before.

Congratulations to Tower on reaching 10000 coins! Truly a remarkable achievement and an event to be remembered! Well done my friend, I am truly proud of you.

>>9638937
shut up tower mogu was first

>>9639042
And?

>>9638937
Congrats Kenzoku

I've been away for the weekend, did something else happen other that the divs kissing the floor ?

>>9639717
I became the #1 Mio coin holder and fucked her live on stream

>>9639717
Everything's red and that's fine.
Please remain calm while the market is deflated by force.

>>9639717
mikofag came out as unironically gay

>>9639717
Iofi went fro 4k to $100

I'm so fucking tired of crabbing, it's over and over and over, always the same 2-3 leaderboard spots. This game is a crab simulator... Name me two players that have climbed at least 10 spots in the past month in the top 40-50....

>>9640406
Takeshi and Tampa

>>9640406
Takeshi wasn't even in the top 50 last month but he's at 38 now.

>>9640453
>>9640673
sankisei chads....

>>9640453
>>9640673
That's not what i meant, but it's my fault for the way i put up the question, sorry. I meant climbing 10 ranks from 30-40 and staying up there consistently. At the end of the day what i really wanted to say is that there's really no way you can make a "play", since pretty much everyone else around you will make the same "play".

>>9640870
There's a forbidden "play" that you can use up there. Bully your rivals into quitting.

Bros, imagine pekora divs if they weren't nerfed... Jump King love

We need a new Matsurisu

>>9641412
Isn't there a matsurisu who asks for dickpics?

>>9640929
That won't do, they like it when they get bullied

>>9640870
wrong. People literally missed a couple of people today. You should've exploited it when they weren't still buying them
it was Subaru and Mumei

>>9640218
iofi's back at 4k

>>9641992
she's going back down to $400 thanks to overbought

>>9642189
>spoiler
if that happens ill just buy more

I come from the future and I bring terrible news, I wasn't able to stop it and it's too late for anyone to save themselves. I'm sorry the most I can tell you is to get ready for the impact

you know, Iofi has the potential to moon whenever she drops a new song or collabs with a popular Niji

>>9642265
>new ip
go larp somewhere else retard

>>9642265
I know I have to shit pretty badly but its not that bad, right?

Why are you fudding the normiefriends?

>I have LESS money now than I did before divs
Incredible actually, holy fuck. The game really has become a "sell everything 24/7" shitfest.

>>9641860
is it "missing the play" if I already have like 700 of both?

I'm going to scream if the market adjust up

>>9642566
I did sell my way back to my prior div pay out though

>>9642675
Very elaborate scheme, my friendo

>>9642611
quite enjoy being able to finish my trades before going to bed and have that LED shitshow that is my desk shut up for the night.
not like it's a gaymen setup but the normal "I'm on yo" LED as well as Mouse and Keyboard only add to the router and the pi

>>9642615
do you really want to sell those when you bought them at a cheaper price? If I were you, I will never touch those and buy more purely for daytrading

If the market doesn't crash across the board I'm just going to sell literally everything in my fucking portfolio rather than rely on Honk to make dividends worthwhile next week.

>>9642709
yeah, I'd do the same if I were me.

>>9641860
Retard

>>9642709
eh, I've hodl'd worse.

>>9642851
Are you that one guy who's always preaching about mpp

>Iofi went down again
Honk you are literally subhuman

>>9642919
yeah, why?
I actually made "shitmarket-stacks" to have something to buy without touching MPP on my good stacks and buy those daily now.

>>9642960
Just keep buying, it can only go up from here

Mori is going to get fucked into the ground every day and never be able to recover, just like last time, because nothing has changed.

>>9643074
fucking nice, I'm like the only loser in my vincinity not rocking 1000 reapers

Looks about right.

>>9643045
no particular reason, I was just wondering

Top 20 for iofi in top 300.

Ame please...

Arigatou Iofi

>>9643183
>They didn't bet on blondes.
Weak fools. You merely adopted the blondes for profits. I was born, molded by them, shaped my fortune on mutual trust, and I am rewarded for my efforts while you remain poor in wallet and soul.

Matsuri you dumb bitch, how dare you feel ill, you're costing me FAKE MONEY.

>>9642265
>he was right

>>9643255
If ame wont recover from her illness this week, I'm going to get so fucked from hereon out but hey at least I can buyphase her coin again

that's it, I'm quitting

>Kanata down 3k
Yikes

>>9643424
see you tomorrow
here's bubbles

>>9643330
iofi is like pink or something

>>9643424
Don't forget to post the abayo superchat

>>9643453

>>9643516
GURA MY STOCK MARKET DIED LETS GO

post'em

do I even need to fucking sell Pekora? She's getting 2 million views at this point

Explain to me how this is more fun than the endless inflation? I'm waiting.

>>9643620
W-what is that?

>>9643620

>>9643620
1 more day of this and I have to pawn my yacht

>>9643660
>Explain to me how something happening is more fun than nothing happening?

>>9643660
To go up you have to play smarter
Succeeding gives more happy chemical

>>9643660
>buying 144 of fucking everything daily and still having liquid at the end of the week was fun
think about your trades for a bit, if that ain't fun for you you're in the wrong place.
>>9643653
peko, calli, marine, holo, gura are kinda like gold, will be valuable after the famine every fucking time.

>>9643725
>always going up
>always going down
>something happening
ok retard

It looks like most of the coins are pretty much close to their baseline price now. Right, I can finally start buying.

>>9643620
I like to call this one the "Susan you fucking bitch"

>>9643760
>Always going down
>Literally one solid red day in the past 5
How many times do I have to tell you people that lying when we keep an accessible record of market movements is downright retarded?

>>9643620

>>9643808
>close to their baseline price
>most of the roster still over 10k
>average coin costs $13,790.28
I mean, buy anyways, yes. liquid's gotta go somewhere.

>>9643620
+1.69%

>>9643705
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I shall hold Iofi until divvies week

>>9643818
jesas being a deadbeat in this game must be suffering

>>9643896
kek

>>9643620

when is a good time to stop buying maririn? She's still cheap in my book

>>9643918
Not really? You buy low every day, occasionally she spikes insane and you can sell, and then divvies roll around and (aside from this week) you get stupidly good dividends.
Buying Mori is winning, hell I wish I had twice as much Mori as I do.

Where's my rope

>>9643725
>buy red
>sell green
>something happening

>>9643999
>999
I'm buying

>>9644005
>>>>sell

>>9643873
28 out of 56 coins are in the green. I say the market is pretty much where it should be now.

Even if you bought Botan right when the market opened last adjustment at 18702, the adjustment to 20629 hardly covers the tax for buying it in the first place, also doesn't provide enough profit because you have to pay tax on the next coin you are trying to buy into. This was from 150,800 views to 363,426 views. I don't see how you guys are okay with this market.

>>9644160
im ok with it for now because its necessary to get it under control. you arent supposed to be buying anything at the moment. you should be liquidating and waiting a week for the market to deflate.

>>9644096
Yes? Why wouldn't you sell Mori at 32k and take profits before she drops 14k (106%) the next day?
I'll buy back every Mori I sold and be up huge, even more than if I had held said Moris for dividends considering that even with taxes and the like I'm still making over 10k a coin profit.

>>9644029
Better than
>Buy Red
>Hold Forever
>Sell Never
Ain't Sellin' meta is the worst meta we've had yet, and if it never returns it'll be too soon.

>>9644240
So don't buy for an entire week is what you're saying?

>>9644160
I never was but it's worse than hyperinflation to the point that we'll get 50k coins as the cheapest in the coming weeks

The 5% tax is still too high when most coins adjust up between 3-6% range.

>>9644435
I agree. What we need is a sales tax instead of a broker fee. Fuck the broker he should do it for free

>>9644435
honk thinks this is good/fair, along with less than 5% divs on almost every coin. master of balancing the game

>forgot about the tax
OH NO NO NO STOP THE TRADES ZHONKBOT STOP THEM

>game about buying coins
>meta is to not buy any coins
sasuga honk

>>9644543
>sales tax
What we have now is sales tax/VAT. Capital gains tax.

>>9644435
>>9644543
>>9644553
Coins trend up before adjustment as people buy to make up for the difference. Just do your math reps.

>>9644319
I don't plan to.

>>9644703
>Just do your math reps
I did, and that has nothing to do with it.

>>9644703
I am comparing previous adjustment prices between days, not the adjustment %.

>>9644785
>I did
Then why don't you see that every green right now can be sold for profit?

>>9644894
cause he bought after numbers were in

>>9644894
poorfag, stay poor, show wallet, etc

yesterday/today

>>9645046
mogu!!!

>>9644894
First, cause that's bullshit, only half the green are over 5%.
Second, you realistically can't buy or sell at the adjustment price due to cooldown, so that makes the profitable coins even less.

MUMEI I'M LOSING 10% A DAY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>9645046
MOGU!!!

>>9645046

>>9645046
mogu!!!

you guys that bought nene for the outfit reveal at the lowest point yesterday are making around ~2800 profit per coin after tax. make sure to take a 5% off whatever coin when you use the liquid you get after selling this play* when you buy into a new coin because you actually want to play the game.

>>9643620
You are not a true Kenzoku if you don't have a Bibi

>>9645073
>>9645126
>>9645168
>This file is already...god damn it
>>9645172

>punish buying with a 5% fee
>punish holding with sub 5% divs
>do not punish selling at all

>>9645227
mine's looking a little lumpy

>>9645384
FAT FUCK!

>>9643620
tonight we are all Bibi

>>9645384
I see the problem here

>>9645580
FUCKING HAATONS

>>9645305
>5% buying fee
>5% selling fee
>5% holding fee
fuck everyone equally

Will anyone tax the haatons?

>>9645612
>wake up
>log in to nasfaq
>have to pay the 5% log in fee
>check poi while waiting for adjustments
>the time comes, about to see some sweet drops
>pay the 5% fee to see the new graphs
>put all the dips on buy, pay 5% per transaction
>put all the moons on sell, pay the 5% selling fee
>end of the day finally comes, pay the 5% holding fee
>decide to check the people around me in the leaderboard, pay the 5% wallet viewing fee
Honk hire me right fucking now

>>9646011
>check the floor
>pay the 5% viewing fee
>post on the floor
>pay the 5% discussion fee

>>9646011
>Konnui helps everyone save money by keeping his wallet closed
>Konnui was the good guy all along
holy soul...

>>9646011
>>9646151
Making armchair dev suggestions requires NASFAQ Pass. Click here to subscribe.

>>9646347
>pay the 5% ko-fi fee

>>9646332
Konnui has always been the good guy. It is only smooth brains and autists that think Konnui is bad.

>>9646537
konnui raped devchama #3, that's why he quit.

>>9646011
The oshiboard now has a 5% viewing fee.

>>9646621
nice thumbnail retard, now pay the soundpost fee

>>9646598
The only one imagining Konnui raping them are the anti-closed wallet fags

>>9646011
>autotrader now has a 5% fee for opening it
>and for turning on/off
>and for every coin you add to it
>and for every transaction it makes
>this is of course, on top of the 5% selling and buying fee

>>9646807
>every API call requires an additional 5% fee
ZHOOOOOOOONK

>>9646857
the spreadsheet killer...

>>9645046
> only 1% down
Is mofumofu the best player in NASFAQ?

>>9646897
yeah, hi, AMA

>>9647393
why aren't you better than yfp or cypher?

>>9647459
I don't cheat

>>9647393
What did you do to prevent yourself from being bogged? Why did you went hard on Pekora?

>>9647960
1. Buy red sell green
2. Are you blind to peko's vod views?

Looking at the history tab, it seems both overbought and oversold are on overdrive now. Adjustments will be interesting from now on.

>>9645046
Lolibaba...

How do I send another chubba a SC? I'm locked with my oshi.

>>9649761
This anon is a whore

>>9649902
I'm supporting my daughter too, slut

remind me why cypher hasn't been banned yet

>>9650176
Using a ThinkPad isn't a bannable offense.
Also I'm pretty sure cypher's time as #1 has been shorter than most others that have had the slot.

>>9650379
This. yfp is about to eat cypher's asshole.

>>9649761
On the left side, select the holos just like in the market.

I decided to finally get out of bed and I see this. Very cool. I will still be buying Towa.

>>9654559
danke schön!

I want Mori Calliope to sit on my face

Posting new thread in a moment.

>>9656288
>>9656288
>>9656288
Move it or lose it.