/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this is again a NO PANTIES THREAD

>>9561446
▼NASA'S ORIGINAL SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPWP2--bP1c

▼Today's streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uuXZTH7vyA
Uruka will be singing karaoke in an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsbL0v3Odg
Michiru will be playing Minecraft in 11 hours.

Fuck Tenma's neighbour.

I want to cum inside of Pippa's tiny skull...

>>9561488
BASED

>>9561489
>Fuck Tenma's neighbour.
>someone in Discord suggests blowing up their electronics with an EMP gun
>cuck whines about WAAAAH THAT'S ILLEGAAAAL
I hate moralfags so fucking much.
Dog killing = All bets are off

>>9561488
I like the drawing, have some reddit gold

>>9561723
>Dog killing = All bets are off
Based. If McAfee can get away with what he did after that, so can Tenma.

I need IDEAS for shitposts.
I can't draw.

>>9561723
I hate those cucks.
>Oh no they tried to poison your dog??? Guess you have to take it like a bitch instead of retaliating so retards stop fucking with your dog!
>>9561488 (checked)

I want Pippa to look at me like this while she plays on my Ark server. Imagine the pure look of utter autism, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her dinosaur desire and furiously tending to my precious, spinosaurus eggs. You would be able to see a pile of her lovely element dust form beneath her all the while. I bet that her base hides two very beautiful, colorful crystal wyverns and 10 little precious wyvern milk bottles, ripe for a suckling. I want Pippa to build her bed next to mine after the act is done. I want Pippa to play on my Ark server...

>>9561488
I prefer this spell much more than the schizo one

>>9561820
based ark enjoyer

>>9561820
BASED ARK CHAD

>>9561723
Remember anons every government’s laws have exploitable loop holes (such as the 50 mile stripe of land in the US where murder is legal) so Tenma just needs to:
>find one of these loopholes
>use it to commit a specific illegal action towards the neighbor that the loophole will apply to
>????
>profit

>>9561488
Missed opportunity to showcase Pippa's midriff.

>>9561723
unironically a bad idea
>>9561787
>McAfee
>a literal billionaire

>>9562014
>drink copious amounts of alcohol
>eat shitty fast food
>wait until really late
>drop a massive oily grog bog on your neighbour’s front door
>repeat ad nauseam

>>9561204
Jokes on you cheeky wanker, i'm male(female)

>>9562384
You fookin’ wot m8

Is michiru able to remove her jacket? I bet she has nice shoulders.

>>9562445
You 'eard, ah swear.
Now give me yer backside you tart.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1436161529402073096
Nigger you have like two or three Twitch account use one of those

>>9561723
>let dogs bark all night
>let dogs shit on the lawn
>let dogs run free
Fuck off. If Tenma allowed any of those in anyway, the dog deserves it. If I tell you to shut your dog up. You shut your dog up. Fuck you dog lovers. I never allow my pet to annoy neighbors all day, you people shouldn't either.

>>9563020
no, dumb fucking idea

>>9562491
uoooooohhhh

>>9563175
There are much better and more peaceful ways of dealing with an annoying animal then TRYING TO FUCKING KILL IT

>>9563318
you are talking with a psychopath
fucking animal those fucks are

>>9563318
>If Tenma allowed any of those
This hypothetical is implicitly oast the point of asking your terrible neighbor to stop damaging your yard and ambience.

>>9563318
If I have told you to keep your dog quiet for three times and the dog is still barking all night, all bets are off.

>>9563414
>>9563455
do we really think Tenma would actually be a bad neighbor?

>>9563175
Nah, killing pets for annoying you is for psychos

>>9563505
There is never a 'we' here.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I do believe that.

>>9563455
OK fag, go punch a hole in drywall about it.

>>9563574
How do you think she is a bad neighbor?

>>9563634
With my mind and with my heart of hearts.

>>9563505
I don't know Tenma in real life. She could be a psycho that relish in annoying her neighbors every night. I've been neighbors to people like that. Moved now but if I was a bit more daring, I would let the dog eat poisoned meat too.

>>9563689
But why would you NOT give her the benefit of the doubt? Why automatically assume the worst? You people are actually retarded.

>>9563728
Because no normal person would go out of their way to buy meat, poison and then give it to their neighbors dog out of pure spite. Too much effort for just a few barks and a lot of trouble.

Are you retards really this restless? There's karaoke in fifteen minutes, instead of being edgy on the internet just shut the fuck up until then.

>>9563689
>She could be a psycho that relish in annoying her neighbors every night
I higly doubt that considering that she has heart problems, people like that tend to avoid being conflictive in general. It is more likely that the neighbours are tired of her streaming at NA hours

>>9563921
There are people who do that for shits and giggles, but normally the drive around leaving poisoned treats all over the place rather than near their house.

>>9564023
I forgot uruka

Is Pippa just retarded? I played the first game and thought it was just a pretty average indie game, with 2 or 3 really good moments. Did she not realize that you can lockpick the doors before the chase so you don’t have to deal with rng? I’m actually being filtered a little if she’s that brain dead.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1436522466164150274?s=19

But why?

>>9564216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uuXZTH7vyA
starting soon

>>9564685
Her point is more along the lines of the devs being retarded for putting RNG in the game in the first place. It's still retarded and serves no purpose.

Why is Lia thinking about cum, bros?
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1436519653480681473

>>9564732
The point of the rng was to force you to make a plan and do it before the chase? I thought it was pretty obvious when I died at that part. RNG is bullshit but I feel like there was a way to just avoid it.

>>9564810
She’s a w*man anon what would you expect?

Helpful rabbit teaches you how to audition

>>9565369
lucky guy, spending quality time with Pippa.

Jarvis, zoom and enhance

>>9565369
m-maybe ___ isn't that lucky after all...

TEQUILA

I love this nerdy fucking bear

>>9565369

>>9564685
I think Pippa is just retarded. She was too busy being annoyed and angry to put attention.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1436526019947597832?s=20
who hurt Lia, bros?

>>9565369
hot

>>9564718
this bear is ching chonging lmao

>>9566296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpaR1MdTnpM
yeah sorry but I'm gonna switch to the superior karaoke
I dont wanna hear chingchong

>>9566289
>spoiler
We did.

>>9566375
I will never forgive us

Ching chong is done, now it's 'My Heart Will Go On'
Get back in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uuXZTH7vyA

>>9566436
>Chinese songs
>Ever over

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1436503612621004800
based tenma

>>9566370
Fuck off back to the PRISM thread then nigger

>>9566738
>implying I browse only 1 thread
I'm a company unity chad, you have no power against me tribal nigger

>>9566779
you aren't unity when you're claiming superiority of one over another

>>9566930
I am not claiming uruka is beneath aoi though
if anything uruka mogs aoi
I just dont want to hear chink songs and want to present an alternative
I do claim superiority over other posters

>>9566779
Let me spell it out for you more clearly then since you seem to have troubles with comprehension - I’m telling you to fuck off with posting another companies chuuba which is off topic for this thread you fucking troglodyte.

>>9566988
>posts and chills other agency
ok, tribalnigger

>>9567109
>waa waa waa
cry me a river

Why do you hate chinese songs bros

>>9567246
It emboldens Kevin's chink investors.

Pippa LOVE! (platonically!)

>>9567246
Chinese is an ugly language and all Chinese “people” should be brutally and systematically eradicated off the face of the Earth

>>9567373
Kiryu Coco thread is down the hall and to the right.

>>9567601
okay chinaman

>>9561446
So anyone made a joke about being filled with de-tenma-nation yet?

Can you cunts stop replying to the schizo bait from thread tourists

>>9567815
BASED, where can I buy one

>>9567341

>>9567912
God I wish I was that locket…

>>9567341
>>9567815
>>9567912
>>9568158

>>9567601
I hate Coco as much as I hate chinks

>>9568983
based

Pippa's CWC stream and Lia's smoothbrained torture techniques are scheduled for the same time tomorrow....ngmi bros

i love my chinese bear!

>>9563207
Was this from her debut?

>Wakes up to Pippa lying next to you!
>Kissing her and pinning her down!
>Tying Pippa's arms and legs to the bed so she wont go away!
>Ripping Pippa's clothes off!
>Spreading Pippa's cunny wide with a speculum!
>Wider! Even wider!
>Grabbing her labia and keep ripping them wide open!
>Burying your head deep into Pippa's pussy!
>Deeper! Even deeper!
>Neck deep inside Pippa's womb!
>Eating Pippa out from the inside!
>Eating Pippa from the inside!
>Taking huge bites off Pippa's womb and ovaries while wearing her like a hat!
>Gnawing your way into her tummy flesh!
>Breaking your head out of her tummy like a chestburster
>Calling Pippa mama and making baby noises!
>Keep eating her flesh from the inside out!
>Working your way up to her chest cavity!
>Crawling inside Pippa's hue gaping vagina buffet!
>Eating Pippa's flesh from the inside and squirming between her bones!
>Wearing Pippa's skin!
>Becoming Pippa!
>Streaming as Pippa!
>Finding another anon!
>The cycle continues!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PIPPA I WANT TO BECOME YOU I WANT TO EAT YOU YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT SO I WANT TO EAT YOUR OVARIES AND BECOME YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!

>>9569584
Her thick eyebrows are the cutest trait about her

Uruka just mentioned Taiwanese Bros. Bad End route has been subverted for now

>>9569772
now make another copypasta about wholesomely hugging pippa.

I know Pippa said we shouldn't let vtubers milk us but I feel so guilty after she suffers so much for us. The least I can do is send her a superchat to show how much I enjoy her content and want to support her.

>Uruka's Karaoke has 200+ views

Damn this is incline.

>>9569873
I would say that I agree and that you're based, but...
>the namefag choice
I have to tell you to also fuck off.

>>9569915
Her voice and laughter is invading my brain more and more with each stream...

>>9569915
I'm not an Uruka fan personally but I'm glad shes getting attention she seems really talented. Unity LOVE!

>>9570207
Based.

Look at this chad, bros.

>>9570417
I wanna rub her brows while she laughs awkwardly but doesn't want me to stop.

>>9570657
are you cupping her cheeks while stroking her eyebrows with your thumbs? Would Urukas eyes be closed? opened? looking awkwardly away or intensely back into your own eyes? tell us more Urukas eyebrow An-non.

>>9569841
>Uruka mentions Taiwan bros instead of Chinese Taipei bros
Pack it in boys party's over, Kevin's gonna be penniless by the end of the month.

I really love Uruka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Uruka.

>>9571136
Unironically based.

>>9571136
Hope she sees this bro

>>9571136
I have bad news anon, Uruka is head over heels in love with Zzz's cock.

>>9571363
All of them are.

>>9571136
>If she were to call me "Onii-chan,"
Right before she does her wonderful nervous laugh...

>>9571363
How dare you insinuate my wife is boring

>>9571383

>>9571136
>>9571258
>>9571383
>Kevin jannied all the cuckposters to clear the field for idolfags
Finally a good business decision from Kevin. The fucker's learning!

>>9571487
I want ___ to make me cum with his feet.

>>9571557
Why would you want Kevin to make you cum with his feet that’s gay bro

After thinking about it more, I now want to have a threesome with Kevin and ___. The smell of fish mixed with the furry musk makes my cock rock hard.

>>9571636
I didn’t realise Mins was a furry, damn that’s crazy

>>9571692
After thinking about it more, I now want to have a threesome with Kevin, Mins, and ___. The smell of fish mixed with a Twitter artist's piss jugs and a furry's musk makes my cock rock hard.

>>9571767
Meant foursome. Sorry.

>>9571767
>>9571802
You lost me at wanting to fuck jannies, feel free to have your orgy with UnluckyCat just don’t tell us about it you degen

>>9571802
they can still have a threesome while you just watch.

>Uruka reading supas
>Its all Kyle Kazuma

Isn’t this dude like a delivery driver or something, he must be dumping his entire pay check into chuubas

After thinking about it more, I now want to have a sevensome with Kevin, Mins, UnluckyCat, Cipher, Thhrang, and ___. The smell of fish mixed with a Twitter artist's piss jugs, two janitor's gaping anuses, a Kiwi's cum-filled hugbox, and a furry's musk makes my cock rock hard.

>>9558017
To answer this anon, there still are /hlgg/ sven sessions, they play every Saturday at 9 AM PST.

jannies swept...

>I can make myself bigger and smaller
Which one do you prefer?

>>9572514
Bigger so that she can sit on me and squash me like an ant

>>9561820
I will never understand the appeal of this poorly optimized dinosaur minecraft

>wake up next to pippa
>shes already shitposting on /vt/ and smells of sweat from her morning shlick
>she looks at you with tired eyes as she hasnt gone to sleep since you two fucked last night
>"an-non why the fuck do these niggers on /vt/ think i fuck dogs ive only been fucking a bitch as she gives you a michevious smile"
>she then looks back at her phone her post now has 10 replies every (you) she scrolls down upon gives back a glimmer in her eyes
>"wanna go grab 50 mcdonalds hashbrowns and fuck like rabbits"?
>LEEETS GOOOOO

>>9574347
>you walk in the door and pippa is on a beanbag playing some shit game on her console
>she says something stupid and farts and asks you to make dinner
>you cook as the only one who can and force her to eat at the table
>spend two hours playing shit vidya to settle for dinner, pippa shouts nonsense while you try to unwind
>she asks you to fuck her over a table because she is getting bored and needs her once a day coom dose
>exasperated you please her then stumble into bed after doing the dishes and cleaning the house
>sometime after hours of being intermittently woken up by autistic screaming she crawls into bed with you
>you wake up to go to work

>>9574658
>>9574347
stop

>>9574853
>ywn come home from work and be greeted by pippa.
>ywn kiss pippa while she stands on her tippy toes just to reach your lips.
>ywn catch a whiff of pippa's homemade cooking that she spent all evening pouring her love into just for you
>ywn sit down and eat dinner with pippa.
>ywn tell pippa that her cooking was delicious as always even though it tasted horrible.
>ywn look into pippa's beautiful sparkling eyes as you tell her about your day.
>ywn wash dishes with pippa as she recites epic memes.
>ywn brush your teeth with pippa before bed.
>ywn lay down to go to bed while pippa plays MMOs passed midnight.
>ywn be awakened in the middle of the night by pippa finally crawling into bed.
>ywn cuddle with pippa in bed, falling back to sleep wrapped in her embrace which is warmer than any blanket.

>>9574658

>>9573898
never played it. why is it so bad?

i want to bump pippa

>>9576690
so much cute Pippa art floating around now, this pleases me

Last bump before I try to sleep.
Goodnight an-nons

What is this Project Winter game?

>>9578159
amogus snow

>>9578159
Trouble in Terrorist Town but with a greater emphasis on social manipulation and sabotage.

>>9578159
https://store.steampowered.com/app/774861/Project_Winter/

hopefully Pippa can feign enjoyment for the hour or whatever they are playing it

>>9578433
>>9578521
Ffs just play Town of Salem already

What's with all the people who are more interested in feeling bad for Pippa than her making good content?

>>9579741
These concepts are not mutually exclusive anon, you can both feel bad for her and think she makes good content

>>9579741
It’s natural to pity the mentally ill.

>>9579972
Yeah that's true, it seems like too big of a focus sometimes I guess. I should just get over that.

https://files.catbox.moe/r14ql1.mp4

>>9581619
Wow very cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsbL0v3Odg
Michiru is live.

Michiru streaming to single digit viewers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsbL0v3Odg
Go savior fag please onegai.

I still don't understand why Michiru streams during the busiest JP time slot. Having a single digit view count isn't going to entice anyone to watch, even if they know your channel exists.
Just pick an empty time slot and build an audience there.

>>9583387
she has to stream when she isn't working, anon.

>>9583356
Double digits now. We saved her

>>9583387
Michiru..only like 2-3 names talking in chat too. Must be rough.

Where my forehead bros at? I’d pitch in but I’m an EOP so I’ll just lurk for the numbers buff.

>>9584246
I have the stream open but I'm not watching it because there are dozens of other streams to watch right now.

>>9584623
Yeah ditto, rough slot to stream in but not much she can do she probably only finished work a couple hours ago

>>9577958
Even in scuffed chibi form the deer is still erotic.

>>9574347
>>9574658
not based

>>9575086
unfathomably based

What is michiru building, forehead bros?

>>9586187
seems like a treefort?

>no clue what you're saying but I bet it's cool
Story of my life. How to escape EoP mode?

Michiru's english pronunciation is actually really good

>>9586656
Requires not being lazy and dedication which filters 99% of us

>>9574347
>>9574658
>sex with Pippa
>pippa is screaming her lungs out about how much you suck despite the fact that she's lying in bed like a dead fish

>>9587209
>"YOUR DICK IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT"

>>9587209
This is exactly how I imagine it, she still wants to cuddle after and might even apologize when she thinks you're asleep.

>>9572243
so eh
right now?

>trying to fuck pippa
>she keeps trying to talk to "chat"
>not even sex collabs are sacred

>>9587272
>YOU JUST CAME?! WOOOOOOOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
>goes on rant about dicks

>>9587532
did i accidentally end up in the NijiEN thread?

>>9587929
What does that even mean?

>>9588706
If you can't detect selen posting by now an-non...

>>9588775
I don't even watch selen... Perhaps you need to take your meds?

>>9588854
Tourist away.

>wake up next to Pippa
>quickly close your eyes and pretend to be still asleep
>"You fucker, I know you're awake. What the fuck do you think you're doin' huh? Who do you think you're fooling?"
>you are an atheist, but you nevertheless squeeze your eyes shut and pray to Jesus to intervene some way, somehow
>she starts firmly slapping your cheek
>"You bitch. You stupid motherfucker. What do you think is going to happen, huh? You think I'm going to hit you, is that it?"
>the tears start to materialise, but you trap them behind your eyelids
>"I'm half your fucking size numbnuts. God, how can a guy be this much of a fucking Pussy? Hey. Look at- you fucking Anon, look at me."
>you feel her roughly grab your face in her hand and drag it to look in her direction
>"I said look at me!"
>your tears escape, just as you begin to sob. You clench your eyes and teeth ever tighter, willing everything to end
>she slaps you, harder this time
>your sobbing intensifies
>"God you're a loser. Fucking crybaby. You know this is why I hit you right? Cause you're so fucking pathetic."
>you start to cry in earnest
>"You're pathetic and worthless, and no one will EVER love you."
>she knees you in the stomach

And this is why generals are a bad idea.

>>9589038
>damage control
Meds.

>>9589491
Generals was a great idea, on that topic which PC chuuba is most likely to be the first to play some RTS or grand strat on stream. We almost had Lia playing Stellaris until some anon psyched her out.

>>9589190
>spelled ‘anon’ instead of ‘an-non’
Immersion ruined 6/10 still came

>>9589190
Get help anon you really need it

>>9589742
I consider LoL to be an RTS.

>>9589742
Pippa said she wants to play more war games.

>>9589742
I can see one of them playing the Command and Conquer: Red Alert series

>>9589491
I mean /vt/ exists as a containment board, and if you use a containment board as a way of gowing your audience, this is what you get. Goslings, schizos, horny posting and rrats.

>>9589797
Single unit control & no base building so not an RTS. Not that I have anything against MOBAs.

>>9589919
That would be sick, hell march lets fucking goooo

Iori's sex cult meeting just began bros what do you think goes on in there

>>9590094
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>9590470
MOBAcucks are just so sad

>>9590152
deerotic armpit tasting

>>9576690
I want to put a baby bump in Pippa

>>9590470
>source: dictionary.com
ogey

>>9590586
UOHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/HPWP2--bP1c
You've streamed Nasa's song today, haven't you?

>>9591167
No.

>>9591167
I have now

>>9590733
Does anyone honestly think Pippa is ready to be a mother? Do you think SHE thinks she is?

>>9593315
No one is ever ready to become a parent.
You figure it out as you go.

>Lia and Pippa overlap
God damn Lia, you dumb fuck, that was one of the first streams that I genuinely wanted to watch from you.

>>9593550
Yeah, I have the same problem. Both streams seem very interesting.

>>9593479
This. Becoming a parent literally changes your brain. I've known girls who are even bigger messes than Pippa become great moms after having a nugget in their belly for most of a year.

>>9593550
Yeah this is unfortunate, I was looking forward to both of these streams

>>9588775
I thought you were taking about the f*sh. Coz that didn't even resemble Selen posting. Note the lack of the laugh track.

>>9593833

If that was a rule and not an exception none of us would be on this autism support site.

>>9594788
Hey, I'm here and I'm a contributing member of society. I save people from dying on a daily basis.

>>9594944

That doesn't mean we don't both have autism and probably shitty parent[s].

>>9595074
My parents were great, not their fault I've had crippling depression since I was 14, nor the social anxiety I picked up somewhere along the way.

https://twitter.com/HasekuraMuumi

>>9594788
in my experience the biggest factors are drugs and family. If the girl is not smoking weed all the time and has supportive parents/friends/husband she'll do great.
Pippa is high on life, not weed and we all know about her supportive pet.

>>9595219

>>9593315
I remember some news story from over a decade ago, where two retards were too busy playing video games/MMOs to even bother feeding their baby.

>>9595255
They were korean, they don't count as human.

>>9595233
The bong noises were just an mp3

>>9595219
i dont even know what's real anymore, i missed when this meme started so dont even know the premise

>>9595074
My parents were great. Dad died when I was 19, but other than that, I've had a great childhood. I don't have depression and or autism either. Maybe some social anxiety but not as bad as I used to. I was looking for a fitness forum, which is how I ended up in 4chan.

if I get drunk 6 days a week, does that make me an alcoholic
unrelated question but do you think being an alcoholic would be a dealbreaker with pippa

>>9595255
I remember this news story about how a woman gave birth while playing WoW and she didn't even notice and the baby survived off cheeto crumbs and the remnants of monster enery cans and that baby grew up to become a famous fortnite streamer so it goes to show you what you can do if you have a positive attitude

>>9595254
Am I crazy or is that sorta nabi's art style. Could this be the mythological nabi daughter?

>>9596181
Possibly, but I doubt it. The lineart is too solid. Nabi uses a pencil tool to ink instead of a brush.

>>9596181
They wouldn't get Nabi to do a model then not use it.

>>9596259
The eyes are the only thing that are throwing me off.

>>9596367
Nabi was one of the first people followed by the PC twitter. Or it might have been following can't remember.

>>9596002
Yes you should stop drink anon or you’ll die prematurely and for most it would be a deal breaker although pippa is a degenerate so who knows

How much would it cost fish to get someone like ReDrop to design a vtuber? PC would blow up if they did.

>>9596259
>torture methods lecture
>CWC lecture
MANGERS, YOU LAZY FUCKING NIGGERS THESE VIDEOS HAVE THE SAME DEMOGRAPHIC AND YOU LET THEM OVERLAP, THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY GATEWAY VIDEO TO LIA, YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now I, the CUSTOMER (aka God), feel like an asshole for choosing!
What are you going to do about this?!

>>9596500
Sakana talked about it in the discord a bit but it seems he deleted it. 2 time I've gone looking for something he said a couple months ago that has since been deleted.

>>9596002
>you go to a party
>neither of you can drive so you have to carpool with a "friend"
>he "helps" you both inside
>rapes Pippa
>you're sound asleep
All who partake in alcohol unironically deserve the rope, or the car accident. What an absolutely retarded pastime.

>>9597268
Schizo, but based
>go to a "social" "gathering"
>get drunk because ????
I'll never understand normalfags, and I hope they're killed by a drunk driver during Halloween.

>>9597384
What about drinking your problems away while alone in your basement?

>>9596973
Did you misaim your reply?

Don't like Lia? GROW UP!

>>9599254
Luv all PC, simple as

>>9597268
>>9597384
>NOT THE HECKIN DRINKERINOS
You cringe

>>9599453
Based.

>>9595233
You weren't there when Pippa sniffed a few lines on stream, were you?

>>9599453
>ywn sit and drink cocktails while watching 80s action movies with tenma
oh wait I already do

>>9589813
pippas tiny shit rabbit brain playing HoI4 when?

Nothing is more blessed than Mi-chad saying "baby"

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1436798172781703169?s=19

I'm confused, why wasn't my gf Lia already sleeping in our bed

>>9599957
Neither were you.

>>9599254
Lia likers are the strongest race known to man

>>9600590
Because she's not your girlfriend, you're delusional. Take your meds.

>>9600590
Your gf was with me bro, you can have her back, for now

>>9600590
Yeah I was wondering about that too. Can't believe it was just the two of us, anon. Oh well. Maybe Lia can join us next time.

>>9596181
Not even close. Looks closer to Hoshikawa Sara.

how yall doin tonight

>>9602693
unmedicated and ready to cringe

>>9600590
Lia really going for the GFE coomer audience.

hello ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the uhh.. gals.
my name is pippa weston pipkin. i am /here/ and ya'll are there. hmm
this message is for everyone of the present and the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcQ8Op568I

>>9602965
look at er fuckn lips

Lia in 10 https://youtu.be/FztiIiEncXA
Get in here lia likers

Will she private the vod?
I don't care for archive fags, I just want to know if she'll private it or not.

>>9599214
I am the customer and will scream at whomever is closest to me
but yeah

>>9603131
we know as much as you, an-non

>>9603131
hopefully she wont fully private it in the case of yabs, and if she feels the need to keep it from the general public she puts it behind membership like the hololive audition review vod. best you can hope for if she goes too far and if you dont care about archive fags

>>9600590
GFEchads stay winning.

LIA LIKERS LETS GOOO

will a 42oz of magnum be enough to get me through this, or should i go grab a couple mickey's

Sorry Pippa, I'll only have you play in the background. I just really like Lia.
>Pippa has 100 more viewers than Lia.
likers...

>>9603846
>mickey's
Somebody get a rake.

>>9603869
Pippa had somewhere close to 6 times that waiting pre-stream...

>>9603935
Is this the /here/chuuba buff?

>>9603890
im just diet canadian i promise

>>9603987
judging by the e-celeb references by gray names in chat I'm inclined to think the buffed numbers are from farms and related places

I get the feeling pippa only found out about chris last month during that whole big thing about him

Is watching a Pippa livestream a form of torture?

>>9604188
there is no way that this is true.

Jesus Christ Lia

>>9604188
i doubt it, cwc got more mainstream since the release of the comprehensive doc from geno samuel like a year ago, and its not like cwc was exactly "deep" internet before then

>>9604188
nah, she's definitely known about him for at least 5 years

Zoomer blonde talking about torture methods and Schizo rabbit talking about chris chan

When did Phase connect became kino

>>9604188
nah chris is pretty surface level. even the fucking sonic twitter account has reference him

>>9604342
>When did Phase connect became kino
since day one

>>9604342
been kino from the start, I barely watch Holo and Niji anymore

>>9600152
HOI4 is for small brains. It's one of the most dumbed-down casualized games Paradox has ever produced.

>>9604188
pippa is definitely a 2016 election tourist at the very least though. sorry bros i love her too but this rrat is true because i said it was.

>>9604366
This. Didn't watch hololive, but I've stopped watching nijiEN altogether. Still watch Selen occasionally.

>>9604342
It always has been

>>9604425
>I've stopped watching nijiEN altogether
>Still watch Selen occasionally
english reps

Need art of pippa in the pickle suit

>>9604449
I don't consider her nijien, simple as.

Tired of the chris stuff, Ashelia's stream is more interesting.

>Going on the ogey rrat website is a different type of torture.
Lia I love you.

I don't want a rat to eat its way into my stomach

wait who's andy worski?

>>9604526
we arent google

>>9604526
has-been from the internet bloodsports age.

>>9604526
He used to run one of the IBS streams with Tonkasaw

>>9604188
She knows about Pixyteri. There's no fucking way she doesnt know about Chris chan

So what was the torture that got Lia all hot and bothered?

>>9604524
Based forehead bro. Someone should make fanart of michiru's forehead.

Is Pippa sleep depraved right now? She sounds tired.

God I was already a Lia liker but then she comes up with the interesting historical subjects and I like her even more

>>9604655
Someone should make fanart of michiru in general

>>9604385
Sounds perfect for Pippa then.

>>9604188
She's a Jim enjoyer, there's no way she hasn't been neck-deep in Christory from the start.

>>9604526
https://youtu.be/LL1hrZOz6Uw

>>9591167
Yes Nasa love

>>9604670
pls andastand shes been up all night shitposting and raging at lost in vivo to get into the mental state to rant about cwc

I think Lia was one of those teenage girls that knew a disconcerting amount about serial killers.

>>9604670
please listen to the stream, she said she hasnt been getting good sleep lately and just woke up. she said she wouldnt have even done the stream if it wasnt about something she wanted to talk about so much.
also learn to appreciate calm pippa

>eating away at your brain
Lia must be a fan of Jeffery Dahmer

>>9604700
Used to follow that guy 10 years ago. All these "anti-sjws" eventually became as cringe as the sjws they were anti-ing.

manletbros...

>>9604670
It's from the meds, it mellows Pippa out. You should try them out too, an-non!
t. Pip

I'm actually watching Lia over Pippa.

>>9604714
I want to talk about serial killers with her

>>9604751
Same. I'm actually glad they're both streaming at the same time. I usually like Pippa more but streams like this aren't for me.

why can't ___ just beat up the other housemates to establish his dominance and protect Pippa?

Pippa find somewhere to live onegai

Surely Z isn't the one making all the noise. Do they live together with some other fuckos? tfw pippa getting gangbanged every night

>>9604744
The uncringed ones graduated to become either hat merchants or riddled with cancer. Or both.

>CLP
Beeps you have some explaining to do.

>>9604751
When I read stuff like that I sometimes feel people here only care about Pippa and I feel a bit sad

What's a blueswitch?

>>9604844
no

>>9604751
I already know everything I need to know about CWC and I don't care enough about him to watch another stream about him. I love torture and serial killers so Lia's is much more interesting.

>>9604806
Yes.
>>9604831
Also yes.

pippa about to murder someone!

>>9604850
loud clicky key switch for mechanical keyboards

>>9604831
>Do they live together with some other fuckos?
Yes. there are multiple others.

pippa are you so autistic that you can't put in a noise complaint, or fuckin go to them and say "can you quiet down please" take fucking control of your life

>>9604831
The latter, annoying boomers.

>>9604866
Are you the chilean ayame-anon?

>>9604906
she has. roommate reps

>>9604844
>Beeps is an actual latam nigger instead of just pretending to be one

>fuck thy neighbour
I wish

Are you a sex-haver?

>>9604844
>CLP
Oh no

>I can actually catch the Lia stream
God works in mysterious ways

I was paying attention to lia. why'd pippa end so fast?

what is she afraid of the "neighbours" yelling? the nigger word? her truename? the feet cum pasta?

god what kind of shithole does she live in?

rate stream

>>9604849
I'm actually a hardcore Tenma viewer, but if I had the choice between watching Lia or Pippa, I'd normally watch Pippa.

>>9605067
Room mates/ neighbors being loud

she was afraid of one of them screaming a gamer word or just gets embarrassed/ nervous streaming when other people are talking.

>>9605075
she's said before, they're not shy to throw the gamer word around

>>9605075
she implied gamer words

>>9605082
Need anxiety meds/10

>>9605067
It's over? I was hoping to catch a bit of it, but I was engrossed by Lia's.

If you turn the vol up and listen it sounded like a whole fucking crowd. What the hell?

>>9605144
...are you talking about the whole fucking crowd generic background noise she put on?

>>9605144
she put on generic crowd noises with the bgm to cover up her housemates, I never actually heard anything

>>9605163
Oh I missed when she put that on I thought the sound bed she put in was just the music. My bad.

>(w)hores

>>9605082
get a better house plz, or just change your stream times

so either she lives with shitty rednecks or black dudes that toss nigger around like nothing?

>>9605082
pain/10
I want Z pulling double shifts at meijer combined with high tier pippa subs to afford them a decent place to live

>>9605245
mostly likely rednecks considering where she lives (probably more trailer trash than normal redneck though)

>>9605245
it's the shitty rednecks.
But if it were black dudes, you just know...

>"Why can't we go back to the days of regular stoning"
>I almost typed move to the Islamistan
How is Lia's chat like anyways?

Z__, we know you read what we say. Please go and punch the other housemates in the jaw. Knock them out. Throw their bodies in a vat of acid. Make sure they are never found. Please, for the love of all that is holy.

If Pippa made a second sub tier for a innawoods compound fund I'd upgrade. Simple as.

>>9605329
destroy their teeth, prints, and any other identifiable features, and then burn the bodies at a high temperature
anything for pippa

>>9605378
This. Please.

>>9605208
She said she's going to be trying hard to get a new place.

Cant believe the man in the pickle suit harrassed Pippa into ending the stream early. Clyde Cash has gone too far this time

>>9604932
All my chilean friends watch Pippa.

>>9605296
shh anon the kafir will find out

You guys are retards. We all know that the REAL reason why she ended the stream is so that she can go get fucked by her favorite fursuiter.

Lia...

>Lia dabbing on manlets

How is she so perfect bros

>>9605559
Who?

>>9605514
Not the time, Zaxposter. Fuck off, I was looking forward to this stream and her hick roommates fucked everything up. I hope they get their shit kicked in.

I bet pippas neighbors are indie devs

I've only seen nice and horny words from Lia likers.
What made her dislike /here/?

>>9605594
kek

>>9605582
there's only 1 (one) phacon streaming right now

>>9605605
she's just jokes. she's always lightheartedly bullying her /here/ fans.

I wonder if she knows people unironically believe this

>>9605594

>>9605296
typically less autistic than pippa's chat but chat is full of masochistic lia likers who like being yelled at by lia. im one of them.

>>9605605
it's just playful teasing. But there was one poster that got under her skin by saying she had no personality. She posted Twitter about it.

Either she has resolved not to appear or.... Uh. She completely forgot she has Project Winter in 2 hours. Not sure which is gonna be worse for her mind state

My popsicle sketch became reality...

>>9605653
Lia is far from perfect tho

>>9605785
Your day reps anon...

>>9605813
Are you gay bro?

why doesn't anybody talk about iori in these threads?

>>9605605
there used to be a lot of bullying over her perceived retardedness, spending on gachas and anons used to call her st*cy which she didn't like. dumb jokes and banter really but some of it may have come off meaner than intended

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1436824887948099586
>always offered me popsicles
this is a metaphor. she sucked this guy's dick

My retarded wife is singing!

>>9605924
Hey, watch it bud. That’s my retarded wife you’re calling singing.

Lia Hussite Wars stream let's gooooo

Don't tell Lia she's still live

Why does Lia have the best chat? Is it because she interacts so much?

>>9606091
she definitely has the healthiest and most fun chat interactions out of all of the phase girls in my opinion. her streams are most fun when you catch her live. also she has the best mod

>>9605916
She didn't take them tho.

>>9606091
Yes. Big surprise. Interacting with chat and bantering with them cultivates a good chat.

>>9606091
Because Lia likers are tasteful and cultured, just like the Lia, whom they like.

>>9606139
that just means she didn't swallow.

>You know what else doesn't exist? My morals.

does the thought of torture not turn the stomachs of anyone else?

>>9606375
yes but I've read enough stuff on the internet to build a resistance, plus it helps to focus on Lia's ashelias if you know what I mean

>>9606375
not when my sexy blonde bimbo wife is telling me exactly how she's going to sick hores on me for being a manlet

>>9567246
Name one tonal language that sounds pleasant.

>>9604844
He's too proud to pay for membership in ARS but too cheap to pay in USD.

>>9606375
No it’s very hot and my body tingles in a desire to get these acts committed upon myself

>>9606375
No. My cousin works in forensics and the stories he tells me and pics he sends gave me a strong stomach.
People are not scary like in movies and games. Some are way worse.

>>9607021
Give us the deets, anon

>>9607021
>>9606997
>>9606443
desensitization should not be a point of pride, though

>>9606882
Japanese

>>9607170
fuck im gonna bite
I'M GONNA FUCKIN BITE

>>9606375
lol no shit

>>9607021
yeah sure

>>9607084
it's a point of foolishness if anything

>>9607253
DON"T DO IOT AN ON YOU HAVE pippa TO LIVE FOR

>>9607084
I’m not desensitized I’m just mentally ill and want to get tortured and torture others