/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

how did the thread die so fast

>>9487829
Finally, a decent last post

>>9488126
Schizos going wild, I guess.

>>9487829

rember to life

>Don't worry guys, overbought is slowly fixing inflation
t. a fucking useless nigger named honk

If we max out the price it will reset to 0. Inflation has been solved.

I come from /trash/ bearing gifts. Looks like the alpha/colorkey settings I've been using for green screening WEBMs will work for Don't Buy Towa.
>>>/trash/41512948
If you want to grab it.
>>9489053
picrel don't like it? make your own game faggot

>>9489380
What is this sorcery? Begone, foul witch.

>>9489429
no desu

>>9489429
Do you wanna see real magic?

>>9489619

>>9489663

Hmm, it looks off on lighter backgrounds, but solar flare folk can get fucked.
>>9489692
lmao I love this one. always bugged me that it wasn't a "bouncing" loop that repeated in reverse

...does it work for Always Sunny posting? it do

Why is the heimin such a submissive slut? Wtf is wrong with you?

Hello /nasfaqg/
I've been watching average price of each coin roughly since Divvies and I have 4 numbers in order:

12.3k
13.5k
14.8k
15.6k

All of these are taken right at adjustment and rounded anyways don't worry about petty shit.
Average volatility is somewhere between $50-$100 for THIS metric per hour.

Current outlook: yeah those numbers only go up.

HONK: Please let us get logarithmic history graphs, my graph usually showed nasfaq history quite nicely (Coco-bog, Okayu-overinvestment at 20 fucking coins, graduation, boggration etc.)
All that shit out of the window because the first jet took me 4 months while the second and third took maybe 1-2 weeks of doing absolutely nothing different.

>>9490666
>Mikofag you dumbfuck ESL
Average price over ALL coins together.
Now that post makes sense.

>enters thread
>spreadsheets are useless just use logical thinking and gut feeling to make decisions and don't trust numbers
>mpp is useless especially now that the prices are going up and they won't stop
>masturbates to https://files.catbox.moe/twr6h8.jpg
>exits thread

>>9490760
>making decisions
are you bychance too poor to just buy fucking everything
also you didn't leave the thread.

wanna join but since i only came on here earlier this year I'm tripping on the towa... answer

>>9490857

>>9490857

>>9490857
all I can tell you is that there are like 50 different answers, and to not forget the ... at the end

I want to breed sora so god damn much bros

>>9490930
>$4,944.8
bro...

>>9490857
i hate towafags goddamn why
(figured it out or at least one of em)

>>9491119
HAH

>>9490712
Congrats on the crown :)

>>9491744
:)

this is either going to look kinda cool or like complete shit

>>9491744
are you just going to assume that every poster that calls you "mikofag" is me? i assume you think it was me because of the spoilered smiley face, also sorry for not taking the crown this week ill make sure to do it next week, gaining money has been too enjoyable lately to just keep buying her...

I will be nuking my networth when multicoin is added and my divvies is enough so I can buy 5 of my oshi every 10 minutes. The gameplay is pretty much set every coin that dipped to +150 quantity for the day currently.

>>9492256
>you
>I was replying to myself
everything okay, smiles?
feeling a bit... cursed?

>>9492323
oh sorry im retarded please understand - the smiley face deceived me the curse will be lifted once i cross 4000 coins right?

>>9492517
yep.
so will your life.

>>9492587
Stop schizoposting. You're in the Always Sunny credits this time, it's not just the episode title that's been edited anymore...

lads, how do we fix the market?

>>9492985
>fix
There's nothing wrong with it.

>>9492985
Unironically seasons.

Dark mode autotrader looks really ugly, I need to switch on light mode everytime I use it. Can you devs at least tweak the colors a bit so I don't have to blind myself? Thanks

>>9492985
hats and lottery

>>9493226
>light mode
But why?

>>9493281
it makes the autotrader readable, at least for me

i can't open the website, wtf, who killed it?

>>9493304
Colorblind anon...

Can I make duck transparent too? there's a 99% chance it's going to chroma key subaru's face and look cursed as fuck
>>9493226
Kinda going to second this but it's also not pressing. Use an extension like "Dark Reader" to make your own dark mode out of the regular NASFAQ light mode or just write your own userscript to do it. If you decide to use Dark Reader, run it "backwards" - make it ONLY work on whitelisted sites, and just whitelist NASFAQ. It is a resource hog.
>>9493281
in dark mode the "cooldown" bars don't have nearly enough contrast, for one.

I just spent 700k to get Zenloss Miko...

>Fix the market, bros.
Better idea: Identify the problems with the game right now. No solutions, just identify the core problem(s) with the game's operation in its current state.
I'm willing to bet most people can't correctly identify core issues and are making suggestions based on surface problems and symptoms, so why don't you prove me wrong and show your chops? You can't solve shit if you don't know what you're solving.

>>9493457
Way too many coins in circulation, and it's only gonna keep going up

>>9493457
The main problem with the game is that I want to buy Towa faster but I can't

>>9493457
Coin Volume.

>>9493457
1. shares are infinite
>1.a shares disappear into the ether when sold
>1.b shares materialize from thin air when purchased
2. money is infinite
>2.a coins worth $30k+ are mooning repeatedly
>2.a.i people with stacks or who bought smart can sell those moons for repeated, free, infinite money
>2.z dividends, which isn't even the biggest source of the problem anymore
3. the adjustment algorithm itself
>3.a SOMETHING happened during EN2 debut week that broke it
>3.a.i I do not know what it is
>3.b coins are now behaving erratically at adjustment as a result
4. tipping point once we had the first billionaire, but it had been building up to it
>4.a. cypher has $65m right now
>4.a.i it is Thursday
>4.a.ii he's NGMI, he will have liquid before divs unless he buys EVERYTHING non-stop until then
>4.a.ii.の I didn't do the math on this, but you know what I mean
>4.b there are now several Top 100 players that can buy whatever they want (read: not everything, but what they want) on cooldown with no repercussions
5. devs thought "overbought" would work like it did before
>5.a we can't buy enough of any coin that's going to the moon every other day in order to trigger it
>5.a.i there is no penalty or risk for buying 144 Marine, Mori, Pekora, etc. when they dip, and selling less than 144 when they moon
>5.a.ii you get +20-60% selling the moon
>5.a.iii you get divs from whatever is left
>5.a.iv rinse and repeat
6. volatility has not kept up with not only the huge jump in average coin price, but the huge jump in average upwards adjustment $ amount
>6.a you can sell a Mori moon all day and not even come close to squeezing all you can out of it
>6.b you can buy a Mori dip all day and not even come close to triggering overbought if she's mooning the next day

Want me to keep going? 1 and 2 are core game mechanic issues that cannot be solved without a reset.

this WEBM isn't going to work unless I find a better way to mask it. fuck that.

>>9493514
>Way too many coins in circulation, and it's only gonna keep going up
>>9493794
>Coin Volume.
Symptoms. Not the problem.

>that one person in the leaderboard that is always close to you, either ahead or behind you depending on the day
>tfw you wonder if they realize you are rivals climbing together

>>9494157
Hey hanatowa inc. whatever, lick my asshole

Wouldn't multicoin actually be good for these prices meta? Make prices fluctuate more/faster, maybe we can finally trigger overbought...

>>9493457
there is little to no risk, your purchasing power increases almost every week even if you do fuck all and try to intentionally tank your net worth

>>9493457
We are heading towards Venezuela levels of inflation because of divvies. Just nerf divvies before it is too late and cypher gets to 1T by the end of the year.

Don't let the fuckers timeloop the thread into armchairing again, post dicks, pomus, gay post, I don't know, just derail their shit!

>>9494157
Doesn't it feel romantic? You are two strangers, so close yet so distant, doing whatever you can to surpass each other. Maybe you both recognize each other existence, maybe not. It really feels like a love story. I love you rival

>>9494157
get fucked kid, you exist only in my rear view mirror now

>>9494312
And you give me the number of that korean hooker who looked like ina you motherfucker

>>9494255
>>9494336
>>9494371
Which one is it?

>>9494157
Not going to mention their name but it's a takodachi. always behind him by a pitiful amount. I hope Ina crashes, faggot.

>>9494157
>the closest thing to a rival Cypher has is yfp with a 200mill distance, followed by mofumofu with 700mill difference
>Cypher will never feel the thrill of fighting with your rival
I WILL SAVE HER

>>9494514
>thinking any coin has a chance of crashing in the current market
lmao

>>9494566
Ina might enter a hiatus so he will get fucked.

>>9494514

>>9494581
>he didn't learn anything from the Akai Hiaatus arc
c'mon now

>>9494523
You can't save her

>>9494374
I can't give it to you because I want it too

>>9494255
>hanatowa inc. whatever, lick my asshole
But it's not me, tho...

>>9494157
nah, not me. because I already got left behind.

Who wants to be my rival? I'm lonely

>>9494642
SHUT UP REDMAN
I WILL NOT GIVE UP
I WILL DUAL WIELD THINKPADS IF I HAVE TO
I WON'T LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND
EVEN IF I HAVE TO BECOME A THINKPAD MYSELF
I CAN SAVE HER, I REJECT YOUR FOOLISH DOOM FILLED THOUGHTS

>>9494157
My rival thought I was gay

>>9495002
anon this is /nasfagg/, everyone is gay

>>9494157
Konnui is the best.

>>9494867
Drop name

I lost all my rivals... The first one became my friend and later deleted his account, the other turned out to be way too based for me not to like him, and now I'm only sinking...

>>9495101
Don't be such a nigger, you have tons of friends now. Stop being such doom nigger you boomer

>>9494523
cypher had the thrill of overtaking yfp

>>9493457
Shares do not have a limit. They appear when bought and disappear into the air when sold. Furthermore, there is no trading between players.

>>9493457
>>9486866
And even then, the coin holders can just share coins once they're out of liquid, so it's a volume problem too

>>9492658
right when my company forces me to be onsite so I can't shitpost the whole day anymore, so that's soon to be past...

>>9495233
Me being Pomu has no limit either!

>>9493441
that's been 100 coins once
how the fuck did I buy right at the right time

>>9495293
can just sell*

>>9493457
not enough decisions in a day, and bound to that too much just autobuying (=grinding like crypto buch with no worth) 144 of gudcoin-of-the-day, and everybody does it. Leaderboard is literally RNG because your oshi decides the spikes.

>>9495317
I Don't Care, still gonna armchair.

>>9493939
this, my dear newfags, is what good feedback looks like.

>>9494905
Its'impossible to save them all

The only thing that could fix/save the game is to do a reset and fix shit >>9493939 mentioned. Otherwise things are just gonna get worse and worse.

>>9494837
Hoshi no kanatowa inc.*
I forget things pretty easily

The aggiecord raid...

>>9495850
Biiiig MPP ENERGY!

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>>9495850
Always knew the aggie fags are no better than discord trannies.

>>9495961

Making the aggie last the whole week was a mistake. And which ever retard decided to make the aggie and then decided to not make it weekend only shoukd go kys.

>>9494157
>slowly climbing with an investigator and a fandead for 2 month now.
>one of them seems to have quit this week

>>9496084
yeah I did quit, I'm sorry my investigations are more important than this game

>>9496211
investigator...

>>9496241
I don't even know you, give me a position or something

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Finally some good fucking thread

>>9495402
>>9495453
10Q
LET THERE BE DUCK!

jannies deleted pomu of the stocks, as if you ever needed more proof they were niggers

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POMU HATE

>>9496475
I forgot the duck.

jannie jannie kiss my bum
delete my pomu's but you missed one
one and two and three and four
global pomu is for sure
cope and seethe and dilate too
artemis is a man and so are you

>>9496843
Shut the fuck up and go circlejerk in your pomu thread

Everybody knows shit's fucked
I don't give a good goddamn
Your Ms. Honk is a motherfucker
I don't wanna see her again
Have to pretend
Count to ten
You turned off bogratron to justify fees
I don't really care what your coins are for
More money on superchats fuck the broker
Fuck dividends, fuck adjustments

Shares having no seeable limit was retarded from the start. What did the devs think was gonna happen? Just print shares endlessly and everything is gonna be alright? Clearly the devs can't into basic gamedev and economy.

Furthermore, dividends need to be nerfed. They will just keep printing money until something is done with them. The more shareholders there are, the smaller the dividends should be.

>Constantly good ideas in the thread to fix the game's problems
>Devs ignore them and do absolutely fuck all
>Honk comes crying on the thread he doesn't know what to do
???

>>9496996
pomu hater end your life
with a gun or with a knife
push it deep inside your hole
another death on to the toll

>>9497275
The only why to fix this game is if you post your dick pic. We'll then be able to trade it for lots of money and the game will be fun again.
I'll be waiting for it!

Still no rushi dip...

I wll make /nasfaqg/ great again! mllq5t

>>9497684

>>9496996
Stop responding to off-topic posts.

damn I missed the visit of our private janny

>>9497684

Ayunda looks like THAT?

>>9497540
too cute

Fuck off priestess, go back to your faggy aggiecord and take your retarded friends with you and stay there you shit stain.

>>9497684
use a Sharpie to write "hi nasfaq!" and then put the Sharpie in it or it's just some image you grabbed

>>9497888
t. apexcord

>>9497888
>888
holy shit lmao

>>9497904
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER we should say this when someone asks to be spoonfed

>>9497684
Your contribution to making the thread a better place will not be forgotten
>>9497888
>888
nice digits bro!

>>9497968
>we should say this when someone asks to be spoonfed
I prefer telling them to suck bibu.

Can you retards keep you dick erp'ing to yourselves? We are trying to discuss the game and how to best fix it.

KEEP IT ABOUT THE MONEY PEOPLE

>>9498036
Go back to your armchair discord, you're killing the thread

>tfw you've been playing nasfaq for so long and NO ONE has sent you the discord invite
w-what did I do wrong bros...

>>9498111
>you're killing the thread
talking about the game = killing the thread

>>9498111
The only one killing the thread is you and your faggy aggiecord. You faggots started the pomu raid and you faggots are trying to derail the thread with your dick posting erp. Kys.

>>9498169
Post your support list.

i wanna fuck bread's tight pussy

>>9498189
None of these things are true but carry on you fucking porch monkey

I have never seen someone so pathetic that they get mad over people discussing the game that they start raiding the thread and trying to derail with off topic shit.

>>9498222
No, don't even think about bread pure and untouched pussy

>>9498318
Everything I said is true. Cope, seethe and dilate.

>>9498189
The thread has been dying by itself more and more, no one wants to post because you armchair game designers are timelooping the EXACT SAME fucking points OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, it's spam at this point.
So shut up, and go timeloop in your own discord.

>>9497684
ARTIA PLEASE

>>9498467
>it's spam at this point.
There was only one instance of spam in this thread, and it had nothing to do with the game, or armchair devs.

please be in London

Hey guys! The game has big balancing issues issues, so hear me out:
I propose to the devs to fix it!
Yes, by fixing it, there will be no more issues anymore!
I know they're already working on fixing it, but I'm sure me suggesting them to fix it will help!
Aren't we making so much progress? Isn't it so much fun?

>9495715
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>9495875
Image MD5 has only ever been posted in this general.
>>9498742
You ever consider that the thread is dying because of faggots like (You) and because the game basically plays itself in this market? You don't have to think about anything anymore.

>>9497684
whore

Trading 26 coins Buying 20 coins Selling 6 coins
Buying korone, hololive, watame, towa, nene, amelia, roboco, miko, risu, reine, gura, subaru, haato, lamy, sora, ayamy, iofi, nana, melfissa, mumei
and
Selling pekora, luna, botan, kiara, calliope, choco
>$32 million left to spend
I'm NGMI

Can you fucking nigger devs actually do something?

>>9499023
>selling Mori
NGMI, you still have time to start buying, switch while you can

>>9497684
write /nasfaqg/ or fake

>>9498169
>tfw you started playing nasfaq two weeks ago and still not invite

>>9499048
They're not magically gonna turn around with an all patched up version of the game just because you keep yelling. We've had two weeks of people constantly armchairing, they know what you think, now shut up and let them work.

>>9499166
2 weeks of doing fuck all :)

>>9498222
me too

>>9499214
Bad, bread would be very dissapointed in you anon

>>9499241
bread is a japanese loli built for love

A Mel pump will commence in five minutes. Do not share this information with anybody.
We will never see shit like this again. We have not seen shit like this for a while. The SOVL is running dry, and the thread is getting stale. Our time is limited.

>>9496475
bruv i can't buy duck she's like 300% of my MPP

>>9498169
>tfw started since April
>posting since then
>still no invite
I accept that I will forever be alone

>>9499291
LET'S GOOOOO

>>9499078
I bought 144 yesterday and I still have >1000 Mori. I can just buy another 144 tomorrow.

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

>>9497540
I love the little bump

DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>>9497933
let them talk, let them shittalk you
I like you, priestess.
will not sell my octoina EVER
thinking about buying more but I will NEVER drop below 8
we might disagree sometimes
but I do know you are a grand person and you've been here with me forever
I will always respect you, I will always respect the octoina

>>9499360
Understandable

>>9499023
>selling botan
it's like youi are a little baby

>>9499281
You're late anon I already took bread's hand in marriage, now I have a cute loli menhera by my side all the time

>>9499298
>enters thread
Mikofag, what ISN'T 300% of your MPP right now?!
Don't say Kiara, we already know
You've got $27,587,153.87 left to spend. If MPP wasn't a meme to you before, it absolutely should be by now.
>exits thread

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with that image

>>9499410
I fucking love Stack, bros.

>>9499494
>priestess

>>9499410
>>9499609
Based stack enjoyers

>>9499494

>>9499575
I do not handle that coin so it*s 0%
you DID come back, FAGGOT
MPP is a meme to me right now
but I have a strat, do you notice which coins I agressively push? there is so many answers in what I buy

>>9499643
is fucking everything I reply to tampa

>The highest div coin right now is Gura at 17,31%
S-sugoi...

>>9494861
You're not too far off, it'll make for a better comeback story

>>9499494
That's gay as fuck, now kiss

>>9499748
can I not respect someone for his playstlye FUCK you

>>9499743
To be fair he stole my ina chef kiss replies like he stole everything I made, so it's understandable to be confused

>>9499778
the thing is, tampa is a great addition to the threads in general because he provides nice content and also helpful tools, he literally is the other 50% of this thread. I will never stop loving him as a brother.

hsi rise was controversial but fuck me, Tampa is the best thing that happened to this thread in months, I fucking adore the dude, you cannot fight me about it because fuck you

I see there's a few /2hu/bros in this thread... nice

>>9499933
>99933
I hate handegg but I will take him over what's been going on in the last few threads anyday
HANDEGG ____!

gay thread

>>9499855
>>9499933
>avatarfagging

1 gay a day keeps the schizos away

>>9500012
whoever is active is more than welcome but thing is, that dude
since he debuted
has been active CONSTANTLY
fresh content nearly DAILY
good ideas, javascript feedback etc.
he is just SUCH a good fellow man, I love him.

>>9499968
More of /hfz/bros than /2hu/bros

>>9500127
t. tampa

trust a german to love sandniggers, get a room already

I don't tell you to buy maririn for nothing, , she is a GOOD
INVESTMENT

>mikobro is cucking the investigator
I don't like this turn of events...

>>9499968
>>9500156
We are all /pxl/ here

>>9500253
I only declare who I want to ally with, the investigator is a nice dude in my book

>>9499704
>>9499556
The masturbator is a cheap imitation >>9490760
>>9499743
Yes.
>>9499855
>>9499933
>>9500012
>>9500127
(*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ
>>9500280
yes

1 coin - no tax
2 coins - 5% tax
3 coins - 10% tax
4 coins - 15% tax
5 coins - 20% tax
and so on... would this work for multicoin or not really?

>>9500336
I mean it, since you arrived this thread got a lot better

>>9500336
>the masturbator is a cheap imitation
You nigger I started the spreadsheet and MPP gigachad posting, don't call me a cheap imitation.

>>9495095
I'm sorry friend... But when multicoin is added we will be rivals no more...

>>9500444
>gigachad posting
you still didn't find out how it actually matters, godspeed but I don't think you'll make it
>>9500284

>>9500444
>You nigger I started the spreadsheet and MPP gigachad posting, don't call me a cheap imitation.
Nice digits, but trips can still lie.
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>>7931272
>(You)
Off by a fucking million posts and nearly an entire month. Try again later.

>>9500416
Yeah, it would. Also would make oshiboard wars more competetive.

>>9500526
Mpp only tells you how far back you started building a position I have 1900 ame at 8k mpp, I have been buying non stop for days. If ame tomorrow crashes at 10k it will still be higher than my mpp but If I were to sell I would be selling at loss because I've been buying ame at 15k for days. Mpp doesn't matter.

>>9500444
trips of truth

>>9500757
>having ame
if it weren't for the current meta I would LAUGH at you

>>9500797
Fuck off you reddit motherfucker

>>9500889
>laughing at me because I'm oshicoining
Mikofag I always respected you, I even brought aioli sauce thinking it was german bbq sauce for you and you do this. Why?

>>9501027
>image from probably one of the best threads on /vt/ in months
>audio is literally /vt/ playing om3tcw on woodwinds
NTA, but are you fucking retarded?

>>9501047
are you fucking retarded that shit is not even german
aioli is italian, please.
ask me about Biersenf if you want

>>9501047
>It is found in the cuisines of the Mediterranean coasts of [...] and Italy
Italobro, your Italy reps...

>>9501047
>Mikofag I always respected you, I even brought aioli sauce thinking it was german bbq sauce for you and you do this. Why?
>aoili
>german bbq sauce
>t. an actual Italian

>>9501151
alioli is Catalonian

>>9501151
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>>9501257
Listen, my buddy who sold me that sauce said it was bbq sauce and that it came from germany. And I never heard of that shit

>the brand name was "german bbq"

>>9501143
'Funny ye olde' images are reddit as fuck, anon
We're on /vt/. Half of the threads ARE reddit derivatives, so try to distinguish between reddit and non-reddit better

>226 replies
>37 IP's
>At least 20 are mine
Holy shit

>>9501354
Thanks deadbrap for trying to defend me.

>>9501390
Nice cope. It's from here.
How fucking new? >>8152888 >>8191334
>calling a 4chan meme from before reddit existed a reddit meme
Who do you think came up with those memes to begin with you stupid fuck? That's about as oldfag as it gets.

>>9501664
>Imagine needing deadbeats to defend yourself
Investigator...

>>9501143
>'Funny ye olde' images are reddit as fuck
cry more newfag. You will never fit in

>>9501778
meant to quote >>9501390

>>9501731
You could say the same about a lot of things that came from 4chan, and yes I saw that thread
Things catch on outside and die like they should. 'Ye olde' stuff went through the same cycle. Let it fucking die already
>>9501778
Nice try buddy

>>9501760
I don't need him to defend him. Fuck you and everyone else in this fucking thread.
TOMATO LOVE

>>9501835
Don't worry, I figured.
t. was an actual /b/tard during medieval tapestry's original heyday and made some of my own that are long since gone.
>>9501870
>still calling them "ye olde"
Go back.

>>9501906
It's unhealthy not to let go, you should consider doing that. The meme is fucking dead and I'm mocking it. You're eating rancid apples like they're fresh produce here, stop

>>9501882
do NOT nasfa/ck/ post.
TOMATO HATE

>>9502035
>projecting about letting go once proven wrong
>further proving that they need to go back

>>9502106

>>9502119
>Things catch on outside and die like they should. 'Ye olde' stuff went through the same cycle. Let it fucking die already
I said the same shit in the post before, my point and suggestion still hold all the same. Let's not timeloop here

>>9502106
Nasfa/ck/ autism is my favourite don't stop me
noodles are shit

>>9502187

>>9502195
kill yourself! immediately!

I didn't even post the mikoboat one but watching this guy seethe is fun.

>>9502195
I WILL RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OUT, DELETE THIS POST IMMEDIATELY

>>9502277
>>9502359
Faggots, just accept it

>>9502350
With respect, you're making a fool of yourself. I am posting out of embarrassment and disgust, nothing more and nothing less

>>9502530

I guess multicoin hasn't been added yet because of the two devs who left

>>9493514
>>9493794
>>9494311
>>9495293
These are symptoms that have mostly missed the core issues that cause them. It is advised that you put more thought into the chain of cause & effect before making any suggestions on how to fix the game. Any suggestions you do have will likely just be emotionally-driven band-aids, which will only hurt the game.

>>9493939
This post is almost entirely and objectively correct. Good job, anon.
I'm not sure point 5 is correct, though. Removing overbuy protection does help and it doesn't hurt, but 5a is definitely the main takeaway: we can't reasonably trigger it because prices are too high for too many people to invest and volume is too high for a few richfags to move the price on their own. That said, Overbuy protection should not come back in any scenario.
I also disagree with the analysis that the core issues (1 and 2) can't be solved without a reset. You can fix both of those problems without a reset, but it's not going to be clean or pretty. No solution will be clean or pretty. People are going to be pissed in the interim.

>>9494274
This is also correct. Lack of risk for making dumb decisions lowers the ability of the game to engage the player(s).

>>9495233
Lack of volume and money limits does indeed hurt the game. Not sure if trading between players would help more than it harms, though. Simulationism is to be avoided.

>>9495377
Nice dubs.
Limited time may be a contributing factor, but it is ultimately a tertiary symptom due to the current nature of the metagame. I do like that you're thinking about things outside the standard boundaries, though.

>Watame's new song is only at 68k while her latest stream is at 93k
Susan you bitch

>>9502726
>This post is almost entirely and objectively correct. Good job, anon.
Definitely wasn't trying to suggest that overbought protection should come back. There should never be crabbing if we buy a coin up past where it should've adjusted to, or we eventually end up exactly where we are now.
People are dumb and are not going to understand "overbought protection". They'll think you mean the "overbought mechanic" that was just brought back.
>it's not going to be clean or pretty
I know it isn't, that's why I wrote that much. "Fixing" the game by changing 1/2 in any meaningful way will be such a large gameplay change that it might as well be a full reset, even if it isn't.

o7

>Gotta hit the field tonight
>Will be missing two adjustments and divvs.
Please don't bog without me, ok?

>>9503465
>gotta hit the field tonight
Nigga don't go around killing people you schizo

>the correct solution is the one that involves remaking the game from the ground up with new rules
Yeah, no. We want to fix the current economy. Anyone can suggest adding actual shares trading between players.

>>9503552
...the entire point was that you cannot fix something that is fundamentally broken and will eventually return to the same end result because of those two core gameplay mechanics. Anything else is a band-aid fix that will either last for a short amount of time, for a long time, or not work at all.
Good job on missing that.

>>9503842
There was no "entire point". Saying people are wrong for pointing out what's the problem with the current economy is dumb. Suggesting to remake the game is much easier than brainstorming ideas to actually fix the current one.
The devs aren't going to wipe out the game and reset it.

>>9503507
Can't be helped, unlike the voices in my head they actually pay me to do it.

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>>9504560

>>9504559
>>9504560
>20:00:01

>>9504559
>19:00:01
>>9504672
SA anon

>>9504560
>18:00:01

>>9504559
>>9504560
>19:00:01
>and the timestamps are reversed again

>>9504798

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are currently 1,987,859 shares in circulation, an increase of 3.81% from yesterday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is 35,497. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 5.95% market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 0.22% market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 39):
>Iofi :: +35.5%
>Melfissa :: +21.1%
>Shion :: +20.9%
>Aqua :: +17.7%
>Lamy :: +15.0%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>AZKi :: -11.2%
>Pochimaru :: -10.8%
>Ollie :: -7.0%
>Choco :: -6.8%
>Aki :: -6.0%

7 coins (Marine, Ayamy, Rushia, Haato, Kanata, Flare, Civia) all had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $161,305.43, a 10.93% increase from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value is $39,970,888,938.85, a 17.88% increase from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average value per share is $20,107.51. There are 14 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest market value, at 10.11% market share.
>Civia currently has the lowest market value, at 0.06% market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 49):
>Pochimaru :: +57.7%
>Calliope :: +50.7%
>Botan :: +39.8%
>Pekora :: +37.7%
>Luna :: +30.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 7):
>Sora :: -20.0%
>Melfissa :: -11.4%
>Haato :: -6.6%
>Gura :: -6.1%
>Subaru :: -4.8%

2 coins (Miko, Civia) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>All-Time Superchats total to $965,449,239, a 6.49% increase from yesterday. This figure will be excluded from future reports for not being useful. It can only go down. It will be kept in the archive, however.
>Today's Superchats total to $58,821,547, which is a 49.32% decrease from yesterday.
>Average Total Superchats per coin is currently $17,240,164.98. There are 14 coins above this average. This figure will also be excluded from future reports for not being useful. It will also be kept in the archive.
>The Broker's all-time salary is currently at $187,935,160.99, which is a 20.33% increase over his total salary as of yesterday. The Broker's net worth is currently beating everyone at Position #61 and lower in the leaderboard.
>The Broker was paid a total of $31,758,501.80 today, which is 35.22% less than he was paid yesterday. Fun fact: This is enough to buy 25,508,836 pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets at standard MSRP (excluding taxes, which the Broker does not pay because he is a game construct, a non-taxable entity).

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 41):
>Roboco :: +89.4%
>Sana :: +74.9%
>Ui :: +38.9%
>Coco :: +36.0%
>Fauna :: +29.3%
>Pochimaru :: +25.0%
>Lamy :: +25.0%
>Amelia :: +24.6%
>Ayame :: +20.0%
>Suisei :: +19.7%

15 coins did not recieve superchats today.


The Fatigued Understanding of Community Knowledge would like to remind you to brush your teeth, eat your vegetables, do your reading reps, and always Warning the Denko.

Hey honk/devchamas, is there an API endpoint I can access to get current Superchat totals? Going through these and getting it manually when I've managed to automate most of the rest of Numbers Review is a pain and a half.

>>9507576
>>Starting Liquid is estimated at $161,305.43, a 10.93% increase from yesterday's estimate.
>>Total Market Value is $39,970,888,938.85, a 17.88% increase from yesterday's Market Value.
Red day doko

>>9507576
>Total Market Value is $39,970,888,938.85, a 17.88% increase from yesterday's Market Value.
That overbought mechanic is working like a charm.

>>9507705
>>9507782
At current projections, we will hit 1 Trillion Market Value sometime between "literally a couple weeks from now" (at a 17% increase each day) to early~mid November (at a steady 5% increase per day).

It should be noted that steady daily market value adjustments between -5% and 5% are minor and within daily margins of error.

The projected target dates, if you're interested, are:
>5% incline - 11/14
>10% incline - 10/13
>15% incline - 10/3
>17% incline - 9/30

>>9508369
next week, take it or leave it, if EN1 aren't retards their anniversary will completely accelerate the inflation just like EN2 did

I think the average word count per thread is increasing, kinda impressive guys. Regardless, I'm buying Towa.
I want my Towa pillow already...

>>9508763
I wish my Oshi had a Daki, I am actually tempted to get Towa's

>>9508845
The pillow is mine. You can't buy Towa.

>>9508607
EN2 gave us a near-100% increase in market value over the course of a week, but a lot of that was Susan. The ACTUAL debut week wast about 18%, again over the course of the entire week.
The main cause of the massive market inflation EN2 gave us was entirely Susan's fault. I haven't run the numbers on it, but I'd wager that we wouldn't even be having this conversation at least for another month or two if EN2 hadn't gotten double Susan'd on debut week.

>>9508924
I can't sell Towa if I don't buy it first.

OH NONONNONONONONNONONO

>>9510321
TIME TO BUY MORE SEX NURSE

>>9504559
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour Central TIme This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Thursday, September 9th.
I forgot to click Submit...
>>9504560
Impostor

>>9510321
>Can continue to auto-buy oshi without any concerns at all.
>I have more than a 144 gap over everyone else in the entire game, so I don't even have to worry about some upstart Top 20 faggot intruding on my position.
Life is comfy.

STOP BUYING AME YOU NIGGERS

>>9510939
why would I do that?

>>9510939
bitch make me

>>9510939
Who the fuck is buying Ame at 23k? That's overpriced even for this market.

>went out for dinner at hour 19
>came back just now
>I'm up 3 lambos
I don't know what's happening but I like it seeings numbers go up.

>>9510939
>>9511022
Can't Stop, won't Stop

>>9511059
I'm also quite drunk so I hope htese new lambos are real.

>>9511315
they'll be gone tomorrow, don't think too hard about it

>>9511133
bro how do you own so many teach me your ways

>>9511859
Owning gacha items for you oshi lets you buy them faster

>>9512058
Honk® here, it's true.

>>9512058
I own a singular Watson Concoction how much faster can I simp?

>dead crown
>+7000 coins
Honk, can you please delete 夏色ホールディングス株式 account? There’s no Matsurisu on the site that want to grind for 7000+ coins. It’s sad letting this oshiboard die for good.

>>9512983
weak.

>>9513258
Post wallet

>>9512983
So you're saying TummyErotic is the only one to truly love matsuri? Why do you even care if you hate her that much

>>9512983
whats it like knowing that a dead account loves your oshi more than you do?

>>9509257
There should've been % caps on how high a coin can go. The devs should probably implement something like this to prevent another EN2. But they probably won't.

>>9510321
Oh hey there is is. I guess this a rare case where they privated it inbetween when I went to sleep and the api updates so it actually counted for today. Damn choco manager privating things past 12am
https://pastebin.com/nMSSKD3N

I have entered the next phase of my Master Plan, buying a fucking ton of random garbage so I can spend whatever divvies I get on more random garbage but also Nene.

>>9514456
based neneCHAD

>>9514607
Based on what?

>>9487947
Wouldn't this be more realistic if it paid dividends based on viewership/SC numbers, but allowed the price to float like a market?

I mean in the sense that, why is there an "adjustment"? Would it be that hard to match actual users so you could just use a double auction?

>>9514963
>>9515123
Realism that does not directly serve the goals and intent of the game is not relevant in game design.
>>>/biz/ is over there if you want realism.

>>9515123
The adjustment is there to simulate the market closing/opening. Unlike real markets, nasfaq is open almost 24hs every day of the week.

>>9514963
>>9515123
>why is there an "adjustment"?
the market would be linear because only 5 people would try to roleplay a market (you are not one of those 5)

>>9515123
do you see what Ame and her loony schizos are doing with her coin? That's basically what the market would look like if you don't have adjustments. This is why ms Zhonk should impose bogration again and nerf the divvies so that everyone won't buy shit 24/7. There must be a way to force people to sell coins and nerf hodling incentives

>>9516281
I busted my ass off for months to be able to buy my oshi, why should I be penalized for oshicoining? stunted growth is punishment enough.

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

Good morning, I am Towa.

Good night, I am buying Towa.