/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9492727
SHARING A POCKY STICK WITH KRONII! ONLY FOR HER TO BITE IT BEFORE YOU KISS AND SNICKER AT YOU!

Remember to hunt down all redditors and /pol/fags. /∞/ does not welcome either.

>>9492745

Give Kronii

What would you do?

>>9492772
Grab her tits and kiss her

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX KRONII KRONII KRONII PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI PAIZURI

>>9492772
*honk*

>>9492772
Squish the tatas

how do i get a Kronii gf?

>>9492805
tulpa...

>>9492805
Be canadian

>>9492805
Trust me Anon you do NOT want a Korean gf. The vast majority are very pushy, uncompromising and basically hell-bent on wearing the pants in the relationship.

>>9492805
Achieve Tulpa.

>>9492745
KRONII STOMPING ON YOUR FOOT SO THAT YOU LET GO OF THE POCKY AND EATING IT WHOLE WITH SMUG SMIRK ON HER FACE!!!

>>9492834
Just don't let them?

>>9492834
Sounds fucking hot

>>9492834
Someone who gives you structure, limits and purpose?

>>9492834
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>9492772
compress the mammaries

>>9492841
KRONII CHEWING UP THE POCKY AFTER STOMPIBG ON YOUR FOOT, KISSIBG YOU AND MOVING THE POCKY PULP FROM HER MOUTH TO YOURS!

How is everyone doing? Are you guys looking forward to today's stream?

>>9492834
>implying any of those things are a problem
What’s wrong with Kronii mindbreaking you into a loyal househusband or housewife

>>9492885
>getting fed like a baby bird by her
>she calls you "little birdy" afterwards
This shouldn't wind up the clock....

>>9492868
You're supposed to provide those things for yourself, anon. You're not a child, and being in a relationship where your spouse behaves like a surrogate parent is extremely uncomfortable. If you think you need that, you probably have more than a few personal issues to work through before you're ready to be a functional adult in a meaningful relationship.
Or just stop being underaged

>>9492920
I originally had an idea where Kronii lets you cum in her glove, she puts it on, takes it off again and licks the cum off her hand, then goes to kiss you. Mid kiss she forces you to swallow your own cum

>>9492935
>you probably have more than a few personal issues to work through

>>9492920
So that's why she calls herself crow...

>>9492965
What a baffling fetish. Why are you fucks so enamored with the idea of swallowing your own filth?

>>9492834
i hate that i want this. fuck gooks for giving me a fetish for dominant women and hags

>>9492912
>or housewife
Genderbender fic WHEN?!

Futachads ww@?

https://twitter.com/SineSian/status/1435941000204062730

>>9493050
Imagine if Kronii decides to pull a Steins;Gate on you and made you a female from birth.

>>9492965
Hot

>>9492834
I WANT THIS IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

>get frostpunk because of Kronii
>take every desition that she didn't take
>game becomes easy
Ohhh, Kronii was playing hardmode al along, no wonder her city is a mess, wish she had make this clear since the beggining.

>>9493061
Wtf are those balls?????????

SEX SEX SEX

>>9493061
>Ballfags

>>9493061
>Sinesian
Ah, I think I know what to expect from this guy.

Kroniibot when... Japanese tech company onegai, start working on it..

>>9492834
2nd gen christian koreans are wife material tho

>>9493118
>child workers
>hardmode
the fuck?

>>9492834
>all people are the same
>all people also want a very specific one type of relationship
>there can be no deviation, never happen

Flipping a coin on what to watch before Kronii.

Indonesian Vtuber's first attempt at ASMR where she might make you deaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07X1nqMm3Qk

Yoiko rents out a game center to themselves for 2 hours Yes, that's Arino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn8EznFaubc

>>9493140
no matter how many layers of delusions I'll bury myself under – the thought of Kronii not being real will always live in my head

>>9493235
Actually, yes. Everyone likes to think of themselves as a special little slowflake but when you look at the bigger picture people are really fucking similar.

>>9493118
She's playing on normal, she was just deliberately making choices she didn't make her first time through to see what would happen. That's why she avoided declaring a dictatorship (the game bullies you in the credits for doing it). Probably just wanted to experiment and see how much these choices actually affect your scenario.

I'm pretty sure at least a few of her 'issues' were done on purpose to create drama because she was doing too well. Like dismantling her coal outpost when it was her only real source of coal, panicking over her dwindling coal supply, then reestablishing the outpost to solve the problem just in time.

>>9493291
Its not about being special, its about realizing that there more than one group. More than 1, less than 7 billion. The endless retardation of picking between one extreme or the other, in this case either everyone falling into a single digit number of groups or that everyone is individual and unique, is equally retarded.

>>9493294
And here I thought she was just playing to character, but doing gap moe~ stuff where she's harsh, but shows compassion. Like not going dictator or letting all the refugees in.

>>9493421
My benevolent tyrant empress...

>>9493291
You say that but where is all the people like Jesus then?

>>9493489
Jesus isn't real. The Bible is just a book of fairytales.

I don't even want to do my workout reps today, bros. Just gonna nap until Kronii starts streaming

>>9493225
Actually yes. Child labour is a trap.
Kids work less efficiently than adults, can't do a lot of important jobs (hunting, engineer jobs) and are prone to get injured (and die) in the workplace while adults do not. As the game goes on you quickly reach the point where you have more Workers than meaningful work to keep them busy, so basically as soon as you're past the earlygame, your child workers cease to be anything but a liability.

As a first Law, 24h shifts are much more efficient, letting you double productivity on your first day (and thus double the amount of resources you acquire) rather than just adding another 15 hands to collection. Then the Extended Shift law is a permanent 40% increase to productivity at every workplace, which is once again a bigger boost than child labour's +15 workers.

The Child Shelters law, which precludes Child Labour, unlocks Apprenticeships, which allows you to use your child population to boost the productivity of medical or research buildings and is generally much more valuable than Child Labour since there are very few ways to boost your limited research productivity, and healthcare is both a major controlling factor of your city's survival and very limited by space, heating and available engineers. There's virtually never a situation where you want Child Labour, both because Apprenticeships are better in the long run and because Emergency/Extended Shifts are better in the brief window where Child Labour is valuable.

>>9493519
Back to >>>r/atheism you go

>>9493524
not even a simple 20-push ups?

>>9493565
20 push ups aren't gonna get him anywhere Anon

>>9493578
At least it gets him moving.

>>9493578
It will get him 20 pushups. That more than 0.

>>9493578
That sounds like excuses.

>>9493565
>>9493578
Yeah, I do 40 right now
Though, I did start form like 10

>>9493578
Sounds like a weak mindset there, anon

....

>>9493623
From*
ffs

>>9493623
Hope youre planning on changing to a more difficult progression if youre able to do 40 regularly.

>>9493669
I add more every week. Next week should be 50

>>9493608
Oh shut up you fags call any reason for not working out "an excuse"

Just impregnated my wife Kronii and I can't wait to raise a family with her!

>>9493669
not that guy but with my lack of heavy equipment I do 100 reps of various exercises between 5-8 times a day.
>>9493709
A valid excuse is still an excuse.

>>9493524
you're gonna feel better if you do some light workout reps before she starts, anon.
Gambatte, kronie bro!

>>9493656
SORRY KRONII! I WILL DELIVER THOSE STAT REPORTS ON-TIME NEXT TIME! PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME!

>>9493723
I made this post bros, congratulate me

>>9493709
>you call an excuse an excuse
Yes
You do your 20 pushups. If youre tired after doing them, you just made a difference. Big or small, a difference nonetheless. If youre not tired, do pullups, or squats , or rows. If youre tired after those, you made a difference. If youre not, do another exercise. Repeat the circuit. You already did two exercises anyways. Repeat until you cant do a proper controlled repetition for any of the exercises.
Congratulations you just made a difference.

What casual clothing would Kronii wear?

>>9493723
t. me

>>9493946
Those differences are so tiny that you would need to amass hundreds of them over the course of months to see any actual tangible progress.

>>9493723
This is true. So true that after I posted this, i replied to it multiple times and just wanted to confirm that I did do this.

>>9494038
False, and lying to yourself just to have a reason to not do something is the definition of an excuse.

>>9494038
Tine difference is better than no difference though

>>9494038
A great journey starts with a single step as they always say.

>>9494038
Yes. You described exercising. Do you think youre gonna put on multiple pounds or multiple kilos of pure muscle each month?

>>9493991
As long as there's jeans, I won't complain.

>>9494038
Do you really think you are supposed to do 20 pushups for the rest of your life? No. The point is to have a consistent exercise cycle, break it into your routine, and slowly, over time, make it more intense. If you go from 0 to a 100 your first go around you will burn out and make yourself feel like shit.
Doing 20 pushups every day for a week because it's what you can do, then moving to 30, is a better way to guarantee gains than doing 80 pushups in a single day, lying on the floor exhausted covered in sweat, and never exercising again. And either way you are not going to become Johnny fucking Bravo in a single day.

>>9493991
A loose fitting turtleneck sweater

>>9494038
Yeah, that's why I enjoyed RPGs as a cope. Progression was quick.
In every skill worth having, it's always easy to learn at the beginning and then it's months for little gains.

>>9493991
virgin killer sweater

what's the appeal?

If Kronii were to do a reading stream and it's not the fanfics here, what do you think she would read?

>>9494117
>>9494122
>>9494136
>>9494154
You guys missed my point. I'm just saying exercise produces no immediate, visible results and that's what makes it unappealing to many people, myself included.
>>9494176
That's a big part of it yeah. Uncertainty is also a problem. Not only are results extremely delayed, they are also uncertain.

>>9494227
"Sun and steel" by Yukio Mishima

>>9494191
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEXXXXXXX KRONIIII AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://twitter.com/jefflink0113/status/1435957119975444482?s=20
https://twitter.com/jefflink0113/status/1435957119975444482?s=20
https://twitter.com/jefflink0113/status/1435957119975444482?s=20

>>9492834
>being an insecure beta
Pants are meant to be shared. It's why they have two legs.

>>9494259
tfw I googled the synopsis and immediately thought of Takeshi. God damn it.

I do not recommend this for anyone who wants to have a nice day, or a nice life.

1/2

>Your hands were throbbing and felt heavy, blood was clearly flowing through your knuckles blending together with hers
>You looked at the woman you loved, the left side of her beautiful face was a mess of reds, purples and swelling. You were sure the damage you had done was permanent, her retina was detached
>The other side of her face paraded an expression of complete and primal fear, tears running from her functional eye
>What a mess you were doing. Yet the fires of your rage still burned
>Why she had hurted you like that?
>Since she started to bother the new guy at the company you had a bad feeling, you didn't like how she looked at him, neither the way she called him everyday to her room
>Of course, his visits there lasted only a minute or two and she never closed the room's blinders, yet that wasn't reassuring. You knew that if she wanted, none of those things were needed
>You tried to set some boundaries, talked with her about it, fights happened, but at the end you both agreeded to transfer the guy to another branch and even send a letter of commendation so that he could get a faster promotion there
>All was fine. Or at least that was what you've believed then
>Months after, you had to go on a trip, but because of the turning weather the flight you were going to take had to be cancelled. Thus you booked one three days later and came back home after a long and fruitless day at the airport.
>There you found them.
>In your bed Kronii was fucking that guy, making love to him in ways you believed were only reserved to you and you alone.
>When she noticed your presence she quickly used her time powers to remove him from the house
>After you were released from your time bubble it was already dead in the night and there was nobody in the room
>Running to the first floor in some sort of desperate instinct you ended up finding her in the kitchen. Clothed, drinking tea in the dinner table, waiting.
>You approached the table with decisive rage, the fire burning inside the hole that had been carved in your chest.
>"Since when?"
>You tried to project the totality of your rage in your voice, yet it died in your throat, becoming almost a whisper
>Avoiding you eye contact she answered almost as low as you
>"Since his third day at the company..."
>Third day. The third fucking day?! Since then?! Even before you had talked to her she was already fucking him like she fucked you?!
>You could feel all and any part of your heart either break or become steel, the void inside of you becoming as endless as the entire universe
>"Why?"
>You could feel the tears in your throat and in your eyes, but you needed to know
>Yet Kronii was quiet
>"Why? Answer me."

>>9494308
Gostlings revenge...

2/2

>Again nothing. You could feel the fire inside of you rise again
>"WHY?"
>Nothing. You never had raised your voice like that to Kronii or anyone and yet all she could give you was silence and a saddened look
>This was what made the fire take over every single part of the void inside of you. Rage was better than that feeling, hurted less at the very least
>You turned the table and advanced towards her, grabbing her by her collar and punching her face
>Each punch you punctuated with the same question, each one was like the tick-tock of a clock, each one was a memory being turned into dust
>The lovingly dates, the sexual encounters, the teasing through the years, the anxious nights were the only comfort you had was her very presence
>Everything was being destroyed in that moment
>When you came to, the result was that. Kronii's mangled face
>She could've stopped you any time, either by fleeing or killing you or anything related to her time powers. But she didn't do anything. She was scared, reduced to a defenseless child almost, your outburst was something that made her unable to do anything
>During the whole time there was no answer to your question
>Nothing
>Feeling the void rise again you threw yourself in the anger again
>You pressed both of your hands in her neck and started to squeeze strongly. Kronii's eyes widened as she started to gasp for air and struggle
>She was going to kill you in self-defense. There was no other way for this to end you thought, this was the quickest way for you to free yourself from all the pain she had caused you
>So you strangled her without remorse, care or fear, welcoming your death
>But she didn't do anything against you. When you realized that, dawn was starting to break and the Kronii in your hands lied immobile
>Her face completely purple, her eyes frozen.
>Dead. She was dead in your hands
>Looking at the rest of her body you also realized her last act was to embrace you
>Why?
>"WHY?"
>No answer again
>There was never going to be one, neither for this, for her betrayal or anything else
>You collapsed to the floor, letting her body fall
>Looking at the ceiling you started to unravel
>Of course this was always going to end this way. You were always broken, from the very beginning, a husk playing lover
>All of those beautiful things you had lived with her were illusions, a lie for your broken and disgusting existence
>In your miserable life you had always the talent to destroy everything you ever loved, no wonder this happened with Kronii too
>Yes. This was always the truth, an immutable one

>The fires were gone. There was only the void now

>You reached for a knife and before ending it all you prayed
>Maybe in another timeline it would end differently

>>9494202
Her smile, her eyes, her face, her stupid ribbon I cant peel my eyes off her breasts, her skirt teasing me, her thighs, her fangs, her voice, everything about her personality, from the way she acts all cold, to the way she both belittles and uplifts herself as both a failure and a goddess, her cold exterior hiding her warmth inside, the dork attitude, her interests, the way she speaks and articulates herself, her various speech ticks, the way she plays games, the way she interacts with her genmates, the way she makes me feel when I see her, hear her and think of her.

>>9494244
>I'm just saying exercise produces no immediate, visible results

Well fucking YEAH? Life isn't a videogame. Though I saw small improvements after a couple of weeks, which isn't too long. You gotta have patience with such things and it'll all be worth it in the end

>>9494334
welp, fair enough I guess

>>9494308
>>9494332
That was an agonizingly good read, Russian Gosling.

>>9494332
The past tense of hurt is hurt

>>9494334
Based

>>9494308
>>9494332

I've listened to so many attempts but Kronii's voice is the only thing that makes me get the tingly feeling that I assume the kids call ASMR in my ears.

>>9494332
Not the type of story i like, but you wrote it well if I was judging it by everything excluding the theme. Good descriptions and pacing. Good job.

>>9494338
And that's why games are more fun. They provide certain, tangible, instant gains.
>it'll all be worth it in the end
Even that is not certain.

Fuck it, Imma do my workout reps I ain't no bitch. I shouldn't give in to laziness which is my ultimate enemy.
Thanks to all the anons who supported me, we are GMI!

>>9494308
>>9494332
I should have listened to the warnings. I've made a mistake.

>>9494244
you are speaking to young, dumb teenagers who are full of energy and don't understand that their testosterone will wear off one day. you are wasting your time. let time work its magic on them and they'll understand why you were right all along in 20 years.

>>9493578
a single step gets you no where either, but every journey starts with it

>>9494467
Ayyyyy, there we go!

>>9494467
LETS GOOOOO!!!!

>>9494465
Then thats fair enough. Focus on the things you like then, no harm. Theres no reason to try and drag someone out of their routine if you dont like it tho.

>>9494484
boy am i glad i am not you

>>9494308
>>9494332
Russian Gosling....you broke my heart...and gave me a boner

Responding to bait again?

>>9494465
I've often thought a game type thing for heavy lifting should exist, counting numbers isn't the best way it could be done.

>>9494535
Yeah true. If you like lifting more power to you. I was just explaining why some people just aren't into it.

>>9494467
Thats the good stuff

>>9492841
I gave in, I just had too

>Kronii is scrolling through her socials on the computer, she had just had a shower and was wearing some comfy clothes
>A fluffy blue hair band with a ribbon, a cream, wool-knit jumper, long black stockings, a pair of fluffy slippers with clock motifs and some plain black panties
>As she aimlessly browsed, she was eating a pocky stick, small crumbs falling onto her pronounced bosom, clothed in soft wool
>She was as gorgeous as she was cute, and you couldn't stop staring
>Kronii noticed you ogling her. She turned her chair and gestured you to come over with a warm, loving smile
>You pull up a chair and Kronii places a Pocky stick in her mouth, leans forward and pouts slightly
>Her azure eyes sparkling in anticipation, you reciprocate and bite the other end of the stick with your teeth
>She begins eating up the stick and you do the same, both moving slow like caterpillars on a leaf
>Kronii closes her eyes as you both get to the middle. You think to yourself this is uncharicteristically romantic for Kronii and close your eyes too
>Suddenly you yelp in pain and shock, Kronii had slammed her heel on your foot
>The Pocky was now all her’s. She laughs at your reaction, proceeding to nibble the rest of the Pocky like a rabbit eating lettuce
>A cute little prank, but you felt betrayed. Wrapping your hand round your sore foot, you look with solemn puppy dog eyes at her
>"Oh goodness me" she sighs. Kronii jumps from her chair and onto your lap, facing you, wrapping her wool-clad arms around your neck
>"I couldn't help myself, it was funny!" she giggled "but if you look at me like that I feel bad"
>Kronii gives you a reconciliatory peck on the lips and hugs you close, resting her head on your shoulder. Your foot wasn't as sore with her comforting you now...

Why are the Goslings so...violent?

>>9494465
That's kind of a pathetic mindset my dude, no offense. You should try working out properly, for more than a week. Maybe even a month. It only will bring result if you commit. Sadly ain't nothing gonna happen by itself in this world. You gotta start from scratch, there is no other way man.
Read Mishima btw

>>9494650
Lonely sad people are generally violent. Basically same issues that prisoners suffer from.

>>9494698
>mfw the prison is my own mind

>>9494308
>>9494332
Glad to see it get a good ending. Sad that I had to kill myself, unable to bear the pain, but at least the cheating bitch got what she deserved. That was a good read, Гocлингbro.

>>9494665
Nah, you shouldnt do it if you hate it. If youre already set on considering it a failure and a waste of time, you wont succeed. No reason for someone to waste their time on it and just further reafirm their resentment for the activity. And im saying this as someone who works out religiously for 8 years now. Cant force people to do it. Thats how you end up with individuals who show up for two sessions and drop out at January.

>>9494698
Maybe. The friends I had who were always fighting didn't have issues with friends or girls or anything.
The most violent one was abused(like beaten up, threats. not weirder stuff) by his step dad. Seen it happen to his mum all the time too.

>>9494752
>murder suicide is a good ending
Every day I hope more and more that Kronii has not and will not come here.

>>9494752
>got what she deserved
"Time" as a concept only dies when the universe ends, krony....
She only mere acted dead so that (you) can have some sense of peace with yourself

>>9494796
I really doubt she does. But its not like these threads only talk about wanting to kill me 24/7,theres a lot more fluff here than that. Things written here wouldnt phase her.

>>9494796
Relatively "good". I can hardly think of a better one. She got what she deserved. So that's good. But then you can't live without her. So you kill yourself as a consequence of that. That's how good tragedies are made.

>>9494770
But there's nothing to hate about working out? It's just a question of habit. If you push yourself to do it for a couple of weeks - you get used to it, it's not THAT hard anymore and then you notice the changes, which gives you more motivation to keep going and going and going.

>>9494894
Kill her* fuck im going to sleep

>>9494467
Nice work anon! Proud of you!

>>9494894
I dunno dude. Some of the content on /vt/ is worth seeing.

>>9494698
I am not violent

>>9494698
I haven't had a gf in 8 years and yet I rarely feel lonely or angry. Must be the apathy from fapping so much.

She's not a tranny!

Its time

>>9494917
You realizer that tragedies are bad and tragic protagonists are fundamentally flawed anon?

The real solution to a cheater is to dump them and move on with your life.

cum cum sex cum cum masturbation fap cum SEX

>>9495258
Based. The hoe ain't worth your time and emotions anymore. The sooner you learn that - the better

>>9495258
No, the real solution to a cheater is to kill them and if you think otherwise you're a cuck.

>>9495300
>ruining your life because of some disloyal hoe

Yeah, at least I'm not a "cuck"

>>9495181
Yes we know

off topic but is deer always going to be as cursed as this thumbnail?

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1436035675833262082?s=20

>>9495300
>having the cheater cheat you out of your relationship, but also cheat you out of your life by basically sending you to jail for murder

>>9495354
>Yeah, at least I'm not a "cuck"
Exactly, glad you understand. Also if you can just shrug it off like nothing then you didn't even care about her in the first place. And if you did care then you'd feel like ruining your life for her. Or in this case because of her.

>>9495390
She just said she has an incredibly large brain in relation to her body mass, and given she canonically has a thick, heavy dick, that's a lot of body mass.

>>9495431
>she canonically has a thick, heavy dick
what

>>9495300
Yo really have to stop putting so much investment into extrinsic actions you cannot control.
If not in real life at least in your mind. That's where you start.

>>9495460
It's time for your futa fauna x kronii archive reps.

>>9495390
Fuck I totally missed that she'll be streaming now and it's still pretty good hours for me too, but she's already like 20 minutes in and I don't want to miss that so I'll just watch the vod I guess.

>>9495482
How about futa fauna x futa kronii x rrat?

>>9495431
sana's is bigger and thicker

If you wouldn't even kill Kronii for cheating can you even claim to have loved her? No. The answer is no.

>>9495556
That's true but Anon hasn't got around to writing Sana's chapter yet.

>>9495482
Where's the gen 2 futa batsugame livestreamed off collab fic?

>>9495300
No, the real solution to a cheater is to establish dominance over them by raping them in front of your gf

>>9495569
If you kill someone for what they decided to do you never loved them, at best you loved an idea of them that was never real.

But most likely you just wanted to posses and own them.

>>9495631
That's the cope solution. And besides in the story Kronii forwarded time so you couldn't do that. That nor unleashing your rage on the guy. She knew you'd kill him. She knowingly decided to protect him and sacrifice herself in his stead. The layers of betrayal are deeper than you can imagine.

>>9495729
I'm the guy btw

>not implanting Kronii with a tracking chip and bugging all her devices after your first night together so you can always be her guardian angel sitting on her shoulder and looking after her and save her if something bad happens

>>9495699
Nice armchair psychology.

>>9495775
Nice incel mentality

>>9495796
Nice buzzword.

>>9495428
>if you can just shrug it off like nothing then you didn't even care about her in the first place

Yeah, but you care, so you suffer, you feel betrayed, but boy oh boy an eye for an eye and the world will go blind, you know? It ain't about "oh she cheated, well I forgive her" no, you don't have to. It's about not caring anymore past some point. If the hoe cheated then it's not your girl. Not in a way like "oh it's your fault she cheated" in a way that, well, she didn't justify your trust and will have a more agonizing live to look forward, for she is a shitty person, while you will move forward scarred, but experienced, you will move forward to find a better girl and a better life. Or you could go to jail for killing some hoe instead and live a totally shitty life in there getting assraped by niggers

HOUSEWIFE KRONII?
HOUSEWIFE KRONII!

>its this timeloop again

>>9495858
MY WIFE KRONII

>>9495815
nice projection

>>9495729
How can you say you love your gf if you wouldn't even confuse her by making sure the guy she was cheating on you with will think twice about fucking another man's girl by making him think getting raped is a possible consequence?

>>9495520
I can't believe I didn't think of that yet, noted

>>9494280
>Not a single sex reply
Did you guys miss this one?

>>9495835
>an eye for an eye and the world will go blind
Likely the dumbest sentence to get popular ever.

>>9495879
deja vu

I can't wait for Kronii to go live so /r9k/ can stop using this thread for autism.

>>9495885
nice clock

>>9495901
we saw it a thread or two ago

>>9495901
I missed it, thanks anon
>>9494280
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>9494280
>>9495901
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>9495951
This is /r9Kronii/ now bihtc

>>9495904
Tell me how this is not true nigga

>>9495951
I have not visited /r9k/ even once in my lifetime.

How do I become a Kronii?

>you'll never make her GWAK GWAK GWAK in bed

>>9496130
>She's breathless near the end
>Her gwaks turn into unironic uaks as a result
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHH

>>9496130
she will make you GWAK instead.

>>9496167
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHKKKK

>>9496062
You take one eye, then the other takes your eye, so you take their other eye, so they take your other eye, and then there are no more eyes.

>>9496177
Kronii telling you your moans aren't quite right as she bullies your cock to make you gwak!

>>9496219
Better than being a cuck
t. machofags

>>9496062
Because why the fuck should you care about the whole world the same as you care about yourself and your loved ones? Someone insults you, insult him back. Someone hurts you, hurt him back. Don't be a fucking pussy that's oh so wiser, so much more better than that. That's pathetic. You are not even willing to protect yourself. You are an NPC. Grow some balls nigga. This exact mindset is why... you know what, let's not get political.
>>9496219
How can they take your other eye if you already took both of their eyes? You have one eye. They have none. You win.

What the fuck is going on in here? What is this thread?

>>9496287
>>9496219
>Someone insults you, insult him back
Is this why you two cunts wont move the fuck on and stop shitting up the threads with unrelated arguments.

>>9492904
Joker I'm two seconds away from calling Gordon. Don't

>>9496332
Gotta practice what you preach, bro.

Kissing Kroniis pale red lips
Rubbing Kroniis flush cheeks that brigthen with each second
Nibbling Kroniis ears as she holds her squeels
Licking Kroniis neck and feeling her rapid pulse
Running your finger across Kroniis collarbone and seeing her laugh from the tickle
Feeling the sweet and slightly salty aroma of Kroniis armpits as she looks at you with confussion
Receiving a gentle embrace from Kroniis arms, washing all your troubles away
Holding Kroniis delicate hands, playfully having a finger joust
Pressing against Kroniis breasts, feeling their warm softness and mass
Feeling the warmth radiating from Kroniis exposed tummy
Grabbing Kronii firmly by her well defined hips and pulling her towards you
Spanking Kroniis firm butt and receiving an angry, but embarassed, glare
Breeding Kroniis fertile womb and admiring her well kept, but dense bush
Experimenting with Kroniis pink delicate anus after she loses a bet
Experiencing the softness of Kroniis thighs entangling you
Receving a swift kick from Kroniis knees, strong enough to feel it, but weak enough to be playful
Massaging Kroniis soft calves when shes tired
Delighting in the sensation of Kroniis feet pressing you against the floor

Just remembered that I have to get up earlier tomorrow to get to work because literally everyone else in my office is either sick or on vacation.
I fucking hate being a wagecuck.
I'm still gonna watch the stream at midnight though

>>9496062
>>9496219
>>9496287
*Opens your assholes*
Ah yea
*Spits in them*
*Rubs cock around rim*
*Penetrates you*
*Cums in you*
Fuck yea
*Turns you around*
Hold on bitch
*Wanks cock*
*Holds cock over your faces*
*Cums on you*

>>9496287
No please tell me why you, who I assume are a champion of how great western society, culture and laws are, want to spit on all of that and show as much restraint and foresight as a caveman when someone took his favorite stick.

>>9496385
Just nap in the office anon.

Deploying anti-autism countermeasures:
>You awake to the feeling of something on your face, as you open your eyes you see tangles of long black hair all over your face. You fight the urge to sneeze, merely blowing it away with your mouth.
>Your stretch your back a bit on place, exhaling deeply as you hear the cracking of joints. You look to the right.
>It was a pretty sight, Kronii-san was blissfully sleeping, her head resting just above your armpit. She was dead tired from yesterday.
>Your love making session was awkward, she was very robotic in her movements, you ended up leading her throughout most of it. When you saw the blood and bits of her ruptured hymen on your tip you realized why.
>You were the first man who ever laid with her, the thought amused you to no end. She was your boss at work, your senior both in rank and in age. She was already a successful career woman in a country that was hostile to such a thing, and yet she truly became woman only just last night with the thrust of your cock.
>No, there was nothing wrong with being a virgin. Truth be told you only did it with one other person before this, you really had to right to be smug about this.
>You kiss her on her soft lips, kissing and kissing until she roused from her slumber.
>One eyelid opens, then another. She blinks slowly, before recognizing you.
>She's smiling.
>"Good morning Anon." She snuggles a bit more closer to you, shifting the placement of her forehead towards your chest.
>"I guess you loved last night?" She was glowing, bathed in the morning sun and post-sex flush.
>"Yeah I did, I'm sorry if I disappointed you, I guess you know by now I haven't had a lot of experience." She looks up to you, her blue eyes sparkling with joy. She's elated, you think she might still be a little tipsy from the cheap wine.
>"You were fine, it's only the first among many right?" You ask cautiously, technically speaking you were still in a senpai-kouhai relationship. You just had a single date, but to be fair there was already a tension between the two of you way before you planned the dinner.
>"Huh? Of course, doesn't seem too far fetched that I make love with my boyfriend occasionally." You're in the clear, your relationship has taken the next step.
>"Ah, so we're together then? That calms me down a bit." You sigh that makes things easier.
>She blinks, rising up from the soft touch of your body.
>"What do you mean?" She asks cautiously.
>"You don't remember? We forgot to use protection." That shouldn't be a big deal, should it?
>Apparently to her it was.
>She jolts up, her hands on her forehead.
>"W-We didn't use protection? Oh no, fuck." You get up as well, placing your hands behind her shoulders.
>"Hey calm down, don't panic. You'd be surprised how often couples do it raw and they don't end up with kids." You try to soothe her, there really was a good chance she hadn't been impregnated
>"Easy for you to say, kouhai. You're not the one who has to bring a baby to term." She gives you a severe look, now this was the boss who busted your balls at work.
>"Relax, what's the worst case scenario? You have a baby, I'll have to take responsibility and we end up marrying." You say it so simply, as if you were explaining grade school arithmetic.
>She looks at you dumbly.
>"Take responsibility?" She repeats your words in a stupefied whisper.
>"Yes? If you end up pregnant it's entirely my fault. Unless you wanna get rid of it." She quickly shakes her head in denial to the final part of your sentence, unconsciously placing both hands over her womb.
>"I-It's all hypothetical!" You wave your hands in a placating manner, you've lost the entire track of this conversation.
>"F-Fine, I believe you, BUT if I'm pregnant. You'll take responsibility?" She looks at you accusingly, she's giving you no chances to back out. It's either all in or all out.
>You kiss her on the lips.
>She flinches a bit by the sudden display of affection.
>"Of course I would Kronii." You give her a reassuring smile, you were a man who liked to gamble dangerously.
>You always went all in.

>>9496379
Exceedingly based full-body appreciator

>>9496383
*rips your balls off*
*eats them*
Try cumming on me now fag

>>9496389
I'm a champion of cumming on you. *cums on you*
The fact that I didn't even use the word 'western' in my post and yet you instantly jumped to it yourself speaks for itself.*cums on you again*

>>9496287
>Uses the term NPC
Into the trash you go

Does anyone like her besides coom reasons??

>>9496219
That's not quite how it is though. It's like suitable recompense.
The original person is the guilty one. They take an eye, lose an eye. They can't take another eye without being guilty again. The person who took his eye is completely justified.

>>9496438
Waking up next to Kronii! Having passionate loving sex with Kronii! Raising a family with Kronii! Thanks gostling.kxhkd

>>9496562
See:
>>9494334

>>9496438
Very nice

>>9496505
It is pretty clear now that you are actually muslim and for sharia law.
I suggest you either go back to whatever shithole you came from or, alternatively, that you stay there if you never left.

>>9496441
*doesn't rip your balls back*
Ball for a ball and the world will go cumless. I am better than you (in my mind). Unfortunately I am now ballless and you still have your balls but at least I can cope that I am the superior one here.

>>9496633
Based. I can respect this

>>9496562
She's an adorable dork who's comfortable being one.

People compare her to Calli and it makes sense even though they have gap moe in different ways the key difference being is that Calli needed months long character arc to get to the level of comfort that Kronii started at.

>>9496628
All those posts... wasted on an amerimutt... You win, I regret posting now. Got me good.

>>9496562
I haven't coomed to her yet, I like her attitude and the voice

>>9496677
Has someone made a soundpost of her saying "why are we still here..." with this image yet?

>>9496677

>Now do you remember, who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death thanks to you. And thanks to you I left my mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own person. I'm the Warden of Time, and you are too. No, she's the two of us together. Where we are today, we built it. This story, this legend. It's ours. We can change the world, and with it the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you where ever you go. Thank you my friend, from here on out, you're The Warden of Time.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9496562
>>9496721
>-oom fags

>>9496736
I'll do it now.

>>9496562
No why would I watch her in the first place lmao

>>9492834
>saying this in a thread of fatherless boys who never had what it takes to be men in the first place

>>9496562
Watch streams faggot

>>9496906
Project any harder and there'll be two of you.

>>9496946
Send your single mother my regards.

>>9492904
Don't you fuckung break containment again, joker anon.

>>9496906
Kek this nigger is projecting hard. I would tame that korean bitch with my cock and then I would take (you) as my side whore.

>>9496677
what do you think Punished Kronii arc would be like?

>>9496976
>"S-Say Ara Ara.
>"No"

>>9494332
My paranoia is back and more jazz than ever

>>9492834
She literally wears the pants in the relationship

>>9496906
No person born into a full family would write this post

My condolences, anon
Are you an orphan?

>>9496906
I had a father but he barely gave a fuck about me. Now I want the woman to take care of me in the relationship. It's unrelated btw tho.

>>9496868
kronii is probably the first holo where i like her default model art way more than her fanart.

>>9496976
>She doesn't survive the storm
>This breaks her heart hard
>Every subsequent game she plays with hard choices is played as the most brutal dictator possible
>She is going to SAVE you even if you hate her for doing it

>>9496736
Here you go, Anon

>>9497019
So does this disprove the rrat?

>>9497176
Kek, excellent work anon

>>9497136
>>9497176
Kronii playing MGS V when?

>>9497019
who is that

>>9497019
>shirt that just says MOOO
why do asians wear weird ass shirts like that?

>>9497199
>replying to doxxbeats
Retard

>>9497199
Yes and she’s cute, I don’t care if I get baned

>>9497247
I thought it said Doom but ok

>>9497222
After Ace Combat

>>9497267
We know, deadbeat. You've been banned several times already.

>>9497247
anon... it's a mirror

>>9497267
Go back to your containment general niggerbeat.

>>9497267
There was never any doubt but its off topic, abayo deadbeat

>>9497299
Lol

>>9497199
There's no need to disprove something that has no basis in the first place. This is basic, highschool-level critical thinking. Demand proof, not disproof.

>>9497247
It's DOOM Eternal, anon.

>>9497267
Well thank god. I started getting a little worried lately. Fauna already got partially ruined for me. I'd probably drop watching vtubers at all if the same happened with Kronii. Thanks, anon.

>Camilla figure in the bg

she is one of us all along

>>9497277
I always knew Londoners are just Belkan aggressors.

I've haven't given Kronii like a real change so tonight I'll watch her stream and try not to tune out 10 min in. Expectations: my oshi is better.

>>9497370
You are a fucking faggot and replying to a doxxbeat makes you a triple faggot. Fuck off already.

>>9497247
>>shirt that just says MOOO

All these faggots replying.

Remember Anon

>offtopic posting
>bait
>replying to bait
>"Kronii is just like Mori" posting
>unironic /r9k/ and /pol/ posters
>-oomer
>doxxposting
What happened. Everything was great a week ago.

>>9497444
Newfags, goslingbro, newfags...

Stop the faggotry guys, stream is really soon im sure there's better things to shit talk about

>>9497370
>only partially

>>9497444
It's time to purge this board. Cut down all deadbeats.

>>9497457
the mumei kills me

>>9497360
Well, while I was of the opinion to disregard and preached to ignore I still harboured some doubts myself after watching the Q&A video and reading the comments.

>>9497277
>This gets posted in /aceg/
>The thread instantly turned into a war over the different sects of Christianity
That was funny

>>9497457
The mumei pet sends my sides to orbit every time

>>9497464
Everything was great in the morning, we are being flooded by newfags and discordniggers.

>>9497380
She really is a woman of culture
She must enjoy getting to be a smug titmonster

>>9497516
How?

>>9497502
>retarded AND a doxxshitter
Name a more iconic duo

Now I want Kronii to play Doom Eternal...

>>9497553
did that happen I mean

>>9497502
*cums in your retarded ass*

>>9497560
Me and Kronii

>>9497553
>>9497597
Thread's still up, check for yourself.

>>9497586
Doomshitters are cancer.
No

Talking about the stream, will she clear the Coliseum at once, I think she is missing skills and more life to clear it completely right?

ok faggots, less replying to shitty bait and more masturbating! Feel free to use this as fuel.

Cuckquean of Time, Part 4 feat. Sana! Enjoy!
https://rentry.co/a6wy6

>>9497661
Holy based

>>9497661
Will we get Myth stuff vampirekroniianon?

>>9497629
I could go for a Project Brutality stream. By anyone really.
Eternal is overplayed and not all that good.

>>9497277
>Kronii Squadron, report your status.
>My status, actually I'm feeling rather excited.

>>9497661
AHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Thanks for the work vampanon

Ahem.
BEHAVE!

>>9497502
This is why I hate you fucking doxbeats. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

>>9497690
I will be honest, none of the Myth gives me the raging erection I need to write something decent. I might have couple of ideas, but it would probably end up like the two Flare fics, with copious amount of ryona and mental abuse involved

>>9497247
>shirt that says MOOO
imagine coming home to find kronii dressed up in cow print, with fake horns and ears.
imagine her getting fauna to make her a special drink that causes her to lactate even without being pregnant
imagine squeezing kronii's nipples and then licking up the first drops of milk that leak out
imagine buying kronii a milk pump for your anniversary, and watching her blush out of control as she unwraps it to realize what it is
imagine asking her if she wants to try it out right away, and seing her nod
imagine using manual stimulation and fauna's special drug to increase kronii's milk production to the point that you can regularly add kronii's milk to your coffee *or tea)
imagine embarrassing kronii by having her freeze time in the middle of a cafe to add her milk to your coffee when it tastes different than usual
imagine flustering her by pointing out how she's leaking through her top after you leave a movie, and then 'helping' her by nursing from her in public while time is frozen
imagine slowly nurturing kronii's fetishes for lactation and exhibitionism at the same time
imagine her breasts swelling with milk, her nipples getting puffy from the constant stimulation
imagine kronii practically begging you to milk her, because it doesn't feel the same when the machine does it
imagine making her moo like a cow in order to get you to attend to her heavy, milk-filled breasts, her cheeks red as a tomato as she humiliates herself
imagine making that a regular thing, so that every time she wants you to deal with her leaking teats, she has to moo like she means it
imagine her accidentally not freezing time before doing it at one point, and not noticing until you've already started squeezing her nipples to let out the pressure
imagine kronii being unable to stop time as she's overwhelmed with pleasure from having her over-sensitive nipples played with, begging you to stop so she can reverse time as a crowd gathers
imagine making her moo as she cums in front of dozens of people just from being milked

>>9497698
>>9497277
What planes would an /∞/ squadron use?

>>9497806
P-Please don't do what Gosling did to Ame...

>>9497820
Mobius 1...

>>9497820
helicopters

>>9497808
Very good anon, very good.

Question, how many anons got a heart for giving Kronii criticism? Did you bust a nut?

>>9497865
Need more Kronii Architect moments.

>>9497857
Shoot down that ribbon!

>>9497921
Nah but I don't know shit about streaming.
Is nitpicky since I like that she's completing them but I would have been fine if the 2nd Frost Punk stream was next week. It's not like the information of the game needs to be retained by the viewer that hard.
Guess same could be said about Hollow Knight but I personally don't like that game.
I don't watch for the game anyway so everything im saying is just shit

>>9497860
J-CATCH

>>9497921
I got a heart and that made my day...

>>9497921
I haven't busted to Kronii yet but even if I did I think the heartless thing would be to not give her constructive criticism. Like for example she could easily cover a lot of the dead air with simply explaining her thought processes on the things she's doing in the game. Though I can imagine it can be difficult to keep so many things in mind at once so adding more may not be a great idea, but what can you do.

>>9497828
Oh, I probably wouldn't go all the way to snuff
They would just either be so broken they don't care what happens to them, or are tortured by being denied their pleas for sweet release of death after the intense physical and mental abuse.
Now that I think about it I was planning to make something like that as part 3 for Flare with Noel, but I guess I could switch it up and do something fucked up with Takamori instead
I also sincerely apologize to people who thought I am more on the vanilla side of the spectrum, I just didn't wanna reveal the power level too soon, so I stuck to less fucked up stuff. And I will continue writing stuff like CoT, just might mix it up with the occasional abuse fic or two for my own indulgence

>>9497921
>>9498127
I was too late and got ignored. I should just delete the tweets.

Threadly reminder that Hakos Baelz is 149 cm (4'11ft) tall while Kronii is 168 cm tall. Kronii could breastfeed Baelz while standing up. It would be extremely easy for you to subjugate the rrat, her small frame is more akin to a sex doll than a normal woman. Her skin is very soft, imagine groping her fat rrat tits which are quite large for a girl her size. There's no way her tiny little hands could stop you from touching her, you wouldn't even need to use your strength to make her submit. What would she do? Scream? Just cover her mouth with your hand while you unzip your pants. Imagine how tight that little rrat pussy is, specially if you force your way into her. Imagine licking the tears off her face. Imagine forcefully kissing her while ramming your cock in that tiny entrance. Kronii would be recording everything. She would make sure to never let Baelz speak about it.

>>9497019
Still an sjw dyke and none of you will ever convert her with your baby dicks

>>9498204
IMAGINE

I'll never have a gf like kronii and it hurts sisters. Doesn't matter if I have lots of money because I'm autistic and nobody wants the autistic. It's even hard to watch without feeling that enormous emptiness inside

>>9498268
The brrat MUST be disciplined!

>>9498204
Based and brratpilled

>>9498297
LONDON

yo how's Takeshi Central today?

>>9498385
Kronii is live soon. I'm ready. We'll soon see if my body can take it.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX UUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK KRONII'S TITS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9498297
If tumblr has taught me anything, it's that there's a huge market for autistic lesbian weebs out there. Just start retweeting Madoka posts on twitter and watch them come.

>>9498297
Kill yourself fat ugly whore

>>9498204
I'm sad that whenever I imagine fucking Baelz all I can think about is some forced scenario and somehow one of her arms being broken violently

>>9498385
Probably not the only one sus of new IPs just now but I am excited!

Time to go full SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
UUUUUWWWWWOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>9498268
>>9498307
choking the brrat!
punching the brrat!
using the brrat as foot stool while she is bondaged up and covered in vibrators!
taking naked brrat for a night walk and fucking her in public places!
fucking brrat's throat till she passes out from lack of air!
cuddling the brrat afterwards!
giving her a long, warm bath and cleaning her properly with you wife Kronii!
treating brrat's wounds and bruises!
letting her sleep between you and Kronii, telling her they you both love her and her hugging you both tightly cause she loves you too!

>>9498481
>breaking your toys
Don't be a nigger anon, the beatings must never leave permanent damage

Huh, fauna said she played aoe2 back in the day I wonder if Kronii ever did too

>>9498297
>sisters
Thought I was in /xivg/ for a second

>>9498508
BASED BASED BASED BASED
KRONII AND ME WILL NURSE OUR RRAT GIRLFRIEND BACK INTO HEALTH TO RAPE HER AGAIN!

>>9498540
That's why I'm sad anon, I know this kind of behavior is faggotry, yet Baelz just triggers some instinct in me

>>9498596
This is dumb but I was actually introduced to AoE2 and RTS through the PS2 port as a kid.

>>9498639
Thats not dumb, I never knew there was a port though

>>9498641
Better pour that energy into Ollie, she's a zombie and actually deserves the hardcore beatings

>>9496906
>cums on you"

>>9498634
making brrat call you and Kronii daddy and mommy!
even and especially during the rapeplays!

>>9496967
what was the original message?

>>9498726
>mommy and daddy roleplay
>rape Baelz and make her promise she will always be daddy's little princess
>she goes crying to mommy Kronii and tells her what happened with daddy
>mommy doesn't believe her
>"liars must be disciplined"
>mommy Kronii slaps Baelz until her cheeks are raw red
>makes Baelz eat her cunt

>>9497771
Instant boner

>>9498675
I don't remember the quality but there's no doubt that when I finally got a PC the games that attracted that me at stores were the RTS ones.
Also the Sims since I had the PS2 port of that too kek

>>9498694
>Ollie and Olivia abuse
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

>>9498895
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
DO IT

>>9498895
That's necrophillia...

>>9498612
Thought I was in /gig/ for a second

>>9498861
Anon, I can only get so erect
also noting that down for later
>>9498926
I will note that one down for later too, its too late for me to be up and staying up yesterday to watch Frostpunk fucked my sleep rhythm already
>>9498948
Don't worry about it, I will probably frame it as Ollie having to watch Olivia being broken physically and mentally

T minus 1 minute Kronies!

>>9498895
just beat up marine, the hag is on-record into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_zT7bi5Go

Just gonna take a quick piss before the stream, bros. Be right back.

>>9499096
Also a good prompt, but fuck, the list is getting way too big...

Clock doko

CAM ON KRONY, START THE FAKKIN STREEM

>>9499081
Holy fucking based! Thanks vamparonii

Time is late.

TAKE
YOUR
TIME

>>9498297
Just become straight lol

There she is!

My wife is exhausted.

Oh good her mic quality is good again

Best voice

>Had ramen
>Cup noodles
Kronii...

>>9499081
>Kronii brings you Ollie and Olivia
>Ties both instructing you to rape the latter
>Any stimulation Olivia suffers is transferred to Ollie, so when you breed Olivia, Ollie will be feeling a Phantom Cock in her pussy and eventually the sensation of a Phantom Creampie which she cannot escape from

>those spicy ones
KRONII NO

Demigods shop at Costco.

>>9499287
it's that playing gacha games at 4am then waking up at 10 vibe

>>9498895
i know it's not abuse but
>fucking Ollie
>older sister Olivia barges in, telling her to stop being so loud
>blushes liek a tomato as she realizes what's going on, and slowly backs out of the room
>zombie laughs uproariously, boner ruined
>she asks jokingly if you want her to be even louder instead, to show her sister what she's missing out on

alternatively
>olivia decides that ollie's not being a proper girlfriend
>decides to show her what to do by example
>going out on a date with you while ollie follows along, acting all lovey dovey
>pulling you into *her* bedroom when you return to their place, asking if ollie wants to watch this part too
>she does
>olivia is much gentler than your zombie girlfriend, holding you tight as you part her folds
>ollie jokes about her still being a virgin, you panic and look down to see a little bit of blood trickling down
>olivia just tells you to ignore it, kisses you passionately
>in sharp contrast to the rough, fast sex you have with ollie, with lots of scraping with her nails and biting down on your neck, olivia is slow and methodical
>instead of 'fucking', she informs you between moans, this is 'making love'
>when you're about to cum, she locks her legs around your hips
>whispers into your ear to come inside her, just like you do to ollie
>ollie points out that you only do it without a condom because as a zombie, she can't get pregnant
>olivia realizes too late as you release inside her, sperm painting her womb white

the contrast between screaming boomer zombie and prim and proper older sister human makes my dick diamons

But Kronii I can't handle spicy food

Huh she really is poor

The only thing I dislike about Costco is that their packages of chocolate chip cookies are always a day or two away from their "sale by" date. I don't like my food rushing me.

Is this a new bond level? She asks us what we ate.

SHES BAD AT COOKING CONFIRMED!

I will cook meals for Kronii!

>>9499354
You like the option of reselling it?

>Bad at cooking
Uuuuuh wifebros ???

>Learning my ropes
Sex begins now

>>9499397
Huh? No, anon, I don't like that I have to eat it soon (and quickly) or it'll expire.

>>9499399
The fics that featured cooking mostly revolved around either you cooking or kronii being bad

>9. Please refrain from making voice requests as they were most likely done already.


probably got tired of people asking for megane

>new rule
FUCK YEAH KRONII TARD WRANGLE CHAT

People will still ask because they're dumb clipniggers but at least Kronii can ignore them now.

>Bad at cooking
Still wife material. If you love your wife, you eat what she cooks and fucking enjoy it cause she made it for you. It's a meal, for you.

>>9499289
thats a good one anon
>>9499333
interesting idea, will keep it logged somewhere if I feel like writing something more vanilla and new

Anyway, enjoy the stream Kronielads, I am about to pass out

Kronii has imposter syndrome!

Sorry for numberfagging but are there any other streams going on right now?

>>9499424
I fucking love this woman. Her superchat reading was pure monkey read. People kept asking her to read bullshit phrases.

>>9499458
Sus

>just woke up
she's here bros...

>>9499460
Fauna and Ina

>>9499424
Good. Repel the clipfags

I WILL COOK FOR KRONII
I CAN DO CURRY AND HAMBURGER STEAK