/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

Need cat girl calli

https://streamable.com/kamqsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=1752s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=1762s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=2820s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=3094s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=3802s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=3986s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOuCbS0_Ww&t=4524s

>>9488594
>no loli/shota alliteration
I’m literally seething right now

>>9488614

>>9488953
Thanks

>>9488594
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

森りん頑張って!!

Just finished catching up with the ASMR vod, probably Mori's best yet. Got me out of a funk I've been in for a few days.

Any other Mori activity I've missed since the stream ended?

My cute reaper can't be this much of an alcoholic

can some explain this fauna-caligula thing?

>>9489256
Some doxbeat dug up an old clip from her previous persona and is now spamming it

>>9489199
https://youtu.be/Y8PUxGDEo2M?t=5243

>>9489256
Someone on global linked this earlier https://files.catbox.moe/45um39.wav, might be what you are looking for.

>>9489199
mori was literally HERE
she probably still is

>>9489334
>idk about takamori, i think i ship bonebros
based

>>9489334
Mori's gotta be at least a tiny beat bi. Why are yoi ghostlings so against the idea that she might be a tiny bit into girls. Why do you guys only deal in absolutes?

>>9489334
Based

>>9489558
I mean she herself said she love small people it dont matter boy or girl as long as they are small she will fall in love with them

>>9489558
Never give up Lesbeat.

>>9489511
What makes you say that?

>>9489558
>Deadbeats gatekeeping
Whats new?

>>9489558
>Decided I was through the same night I learned I was straight
She might have changed though.

>>9489693
>anon posts "you have to do happy birthday in guh for reine"
>mori does happy birthday in guh

>>9489558
>gays being attracted to you means you have to be gay as well

>>9489796
You'd think after the 3rd(?) time her recorder gets noisefiltered by Discord she'd realise that it doesn't work

super late but Rene was doing her radio show (I think she might've switched to zatsu/SC reading now)
sorry, I'm sleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEdfIE3KlQ

>>9489273
She's been pulling from that Johnnie Walker all day, hasn't she?

>>9489832
I wanna wrestle with Mori . . . .

>>9489832
What is the context for this

>>9489558
You never give up, lesbeat.

I mean calli was always lesbian she said herself she is not into guys

>>9489870
At this point it is time to accept that your boy's a clinical alcoholic

>>9489870
Pretty sure she said she was going to record for more collab songs after her nap, so either she was doing that sloshed or just finished recording and was going back to the bottle

>>9489870
Probably not. Most likely, she's just a bit tipsy and tired from her return home. I've seen drunk people before, and that ain't it, chief.

>>9489918
She said she was into manlets, though.

Fembeats will never win

>>9489951
Hey, me too.
No wonder she is my oshi.

>>9489951
I can save her...

>>9489918
Wrong timeline, Ame

>>9489986
Recording songs while drunk sounds like a terrible idea, though, so it's most likely the latter.

Hope you guys enjoy this fic.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQtFv5RJdbydT-_Os4Fygy6Lssyoy9QKO0RBhY0hAJjlRCsETGxtEUIQK2JgxAu3dHOj-o-vTW-qVX3/pub

>>9490114
>Recording songs while drunk sounds like a terrible idea
you must be new to music

>>9489813
Retardchama? I never said that.
All I'm saying is, the seeds are there. She likes cute tomboys, short tiny girls, mamy kinds of girls. She has to be at least a little bit gay. Under the right conditions she'd definitely take a bite out of the forbidden fruit

>>9489832
did you ever get the soundpost to work?

>>9490152
I think weed is a better alternative but mori doesn’t want to catch on fire again

>>9489918
You're talking about Calliope Mori the Angel of Death, not Mori Calliope, The Grimm reaper.

>>9490200
Dont confused with timeline callis

>>9490187
She has a high tolerance to alcohol, seems like she mostly drink for the warm feeling and sleepiness it brings

>>9490200
What would an AngelAces song sound like in theory?

>>9490152
Oasis recorded Be Here Now while on coke and it was retroactively panned. Puddle of Mudd's lead singer is now a gigantic joke due to him appearing drunk as fuck on stage. My point still stands

>>9490241
This. I don't think she'd get drunk that easily to begin with.

>>9490241
She doesn't seem to mix them either. I can't stand drinking anything other than beer and wine on their own. Who tf drinks whiskey out of the bottle, straight up nail polish

>>9490343
>Who tf drinks whiskey out of the bottle
Trailer trash.
>straight up nail polish
Straight whiskey is actually my favourite spirit. But you put that into a fucking glass you barbarian rather than ruining the flavor with your spit

>>9490159

>whiskey snobs
You sound like my family. Who actually gives a shit

>>9490327
At what point during the Scarface and Spirytus streams did it become obvious she was past being just tipsy?

>>9490426
NTA, but it is expensive whiskey. Might as well drink it right. Knowing Mori though, she doesn't really care about that and just got it as a treat for herself because it was expensive just like my mom
>>9490418
based, fuck you leatherbeat

Rene is hitting the karaoke now, it's pretty sweet and relaxing

Speaking of drinks, now that Matrix 4 is all be confirmed to have a watch-a-long with Mori and Gura, maybe they should include being drunk to make the movie more enjoyable; because they're going to need it if they start watching the other two movies.

Chumbuds
>Overlap with Ame: 22.6%
>Overlap with Bae: 15.03%
>Overlap with Fauna: 13.37%
>Overlap with Ina: 18.53%
>Overlap with IRyS: 19.3%
>Overlap with Kiara: 18.64%
>Overlap with Kronii: 13.81%
>Overlap with Mori: 13.47%
>Overlap with Mumei: 11.1%
>Overlap with Sana: 10.27%
Deadbeats
>Overlap with Ame: 30.38%
>Overlap with Bae: 23.71%
>Overlap with Fauna: 22.11%
>Overlap with Gura: 34.97%
>Overlap with Ina: 28.83%
>Overlap with IRyS: 30.48%
>Overlap with Kiara: 34.06%
>Overlap with Kronii: 23.88%
>Overlap with Mumei: 17.64%
>Overlap with Sana: 17.88%
IRyStocrates
>Overlap with Ame: 31.87%
>Overlap with Bae: 28.23%
>Overlap with Fauna: 24.64%
>Overlap with Gura: 38.52%
>Overlap with Ina: 31.46%
>Overlap with Kiara: 32.42%
>Overlap with Kronii: 25.94%
>Overlap with Mori: 23.43%
>Overlap with Mumei: 20.13%
>Overlap with Sana: 20.18%
KFP
>Overlap with Ame: 35.42%
>Overlap with Bae: 26.85%
>Overlap with Fauna: 25.49%
>Overlap with Gura: 39.69%
>Overlap with Ina: 35.18%
>Overlap with IRyS: 34.59%
>Overlap with Kronii: 25.56%
>Overlap with Mori: 27.94%
>Overlap with Mumei: 20.45%
>Overlap with Sana: 20.29%
Takodachis
>Overlap with Ame: 37.39%
>Overlap with Bae: 28.35%
>Overlap with Fauna: 28.84%
>Overlap with Gura: 43.09%
>Overlap with IRyS: 36.66%
>Overlap with Kiara: 38.42%
>Overlap with Kronii: 28.7%
>Overlap with Mori: 25.83%
>Overlap with Mumei: 24.57%
>Overlap with Sana: 21.34%
Teamates
>Overlap with Bae: 23.91%
>Overlap with Fauna: 22.83%
>Overlap with Gura: 43.18%
>Overlap with Ina: 30.72%
>Overlap with IRyS: 30.51%
>Overlap with Kiara: 31.78%
>Overlap with Kronii: 23.44%
>Overlap with Mori: 22.36%
>Overlap with Mumei: 18.96%
>Overlap with Sana: 18.25%

Interesting to see that the shadowbands and relative lack of streams actually impacts tangible statistics.

https://twitter.com/teddyloidspace/status/1435979724858163205?s=21
Maybe this is the producer she mentioned recording for? A reach, I know, but she's the only Holo who follows him and the like seems out of nowhere

>>9490575
is it going to be streamable? I thought it's a 2022 release and possibly through cinemas.

>>9490601
Its on gonna be released simultaneously on HBO and cinema in December

>>9489697
That's ironic

>>9490581
Chumbuds
>5% below Kiara even with the watchalong collab and generally better times for Gura's live audience
Irys
>8% below any other myth
KFP
>7% drop to Irys, 8% to lowest other myth despite historically high overlap
Takos
>11% drop compared to lowest myth
>3% below 3 of the council
Teamates
>8% below Irys

Yeah Mori's chat is fucked in some way

>>9490581
I still don't know where these stats comes from.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>9490778
https://mipacd.github.io/chat-stats/common-chat.html
Has a bunch of other interesting stats like pic related

>>9490796
You're late! Nichijou is great, but I'd love to watch K-On! I love you!

>>9490837
Now yeet the child

>>9490594
Mori getting a song produced by Teddyloid would be unbelievably big

>>9490837
I voted for Lucky Star

>>9490897
>Mori mentioning wanting to make a dance song

>>9490260
https://youtu.be/gBjjhoWgg-Y

>>9490827
isn't June the time where she had all the extra shenanigans implemented to let her collab with Coco on her channel without chinks fucking it up too much

>>9489889
How new?

>>9491019
My hot neighbor Mori....

>>9491114
Haatochama using 'Calliope-sensei's' vocab

>>9489334
gotta be weird the two people you shipped together are now your coworkers

>>9491152
Calli look more of a dad to hachama then sensei lol

>>9491214
>Mentions that maybe she should be shipped with an EN2
she knows what she's doing

>>9490970
Should have labeled that image.
That one is % and absolute rate of JP messages in chat.
The drop in user overlap that was linked only happened for August

>>9491216
And you look more like a retard, ESLchama

>>9491385
And you look like a clown

>>9491408
ogey

>>9491152
She said it with such power too, good job Haachama

>>9490147
That's an interesting spin, incestbeat. Beats ritualposting, that's for sure. Pretty hot overall.

>>9490434
I'd about three quarters through.

>>9490379
This. Whisk(e)y is for taking from a glass, if you want to drink from the bottle you get vodka.

>>9491569
>if you want to drink from the bottle you get vodka
As someone that has attended a wedding in poland before I really wouldn't recommend that.
The glasses remind you to regularly trink normal water/softdrink between vodkas.
Though I guess cheaper vodka is "fine" from the bottle though even then i can't stomach cheap vodka without mixing

>>9491632
NTA, but he probably said vodka because its already shit

>>9491658
I mean the stuff teenagers buy is.
But even medium priced stuff is actually pretty easy to drink. Just never fucking mix it with beer, that destroys you.

What does alcohol taste like, anyway?

I always see people saying it tastes awful, but people say that about black coffee as well and I like that.

>>9491875
Alcohol itself doesn't taste beyond burning a bit.

>>9491658
nah, well refined/filtered vodka is the second best thing you can drink after pure spirits, they don't really leave too many shitty metabolites, so if you drink enough water/eat a solid meal alongside, you tend to be perfectly fine on the next day/even the same day if you add some physical activity

>>9491875
Couldn't tell you myself desu. Maybe it tastes the same way it smells, maybe not.

>>9491875
Anon...
It can taste anywhere from sweet and fruity to rubbing alcohol.

>>9491875
Just like coffee, it's an acquired taste and differs for everyone, but alcohol itself doesn't actually taste like anything. I've burned myself on most liquors and I think beer is gross so the only thing I can drink straight is wine.

>>9491875
it really depends on the type of alcohol itself, but as far as pure-ish ethanol goes it tastes kinda like bitter water that causes a burning sensation when it goes down your throat
it's honestly pretty hard to describe, but it's not really something tasty, even in the sense of acquired taste and things that make it go down easier usually due so either through blending the ethanol taste with something similar but lighter (various herbal mixes), or through overwhelming/diluting it (cocktails)
also stuff that's not distilled tends not to have a super strong alcoholic aftertaste (beer, wine, mead etc.)

>>9491919
Vodka is just incomplete gin

>>9492078
eh, I like gin but there's no point in comparing, vodka can stand on its own and can be the basis for all sorts of flavored chicanery
existence of tea doesn't make fresh water taste worse

>>9491569
That is an utterly retarded thing to do. I saw a guy at a party do the exact same thing once and he fell into an ethylic coma.

Rewatching the ASMR and I am getting so many tingles. Mori has a gift.

i want mori to sing a song to motivate me to get off my ass again. her old songs have lost their hype.

>>9492214
You've got a maximum of 21 days to wait for a new one

>>9492214

So when are we watching the Matrix sequels?

>>9492214
i want to feel that same rush when i heard Off With Their Heads for the first time. the vtweeter drama was a nice cherry on top.

>>9489558
>deal in absolutes
Here is your missing Obiwan picture

>>9489918
>only want to date dudes but I want to relate
Sorry chief you might have gotten off at the wrong stop

>>9492496
She mentioned wanting to sing on the anniversary. If she finally does OWTH the gravity centered on my knees will be so great it will create a singularity that destroys the planet.

>>9492159
Ya MY gift

https://youtu.be/AUOuCbS0_Ww?t=4511

Why is she like this?

the ASMR was so good that it killed efficientbeat

>>9493035
I guess Mori either gets a flirtatious streak when tipsy, or she's always had it and just kept it at bay until now because she was too nervous. I lean towards the latter, personally.

>>9493130
Her saying stuff like this isn't even new.. Remember the Dakimakura comments

>>9493165
Yeah, that just supports my point. She's always been a tease it seems.

>>9493130
I'm fine with it either way. I'm happy she's back to being playful with us. Remember not to fuck it up like last time.

>>9492415
>TWO default reapers

>>9493268
How kind of Kusotori to check my boy's navel for splinters and shit.

>>9493261
Yeah, same. I for one will do all I can not to fuck it up. You could bet your life on that.

>>9493261
Do you mean the househusband applications are back? Thanks for the heads up.

>>9493531

>>9492159
Mori makes my cock tingle

>>9493035
>you and Mori will never have a steamy phone call where she teases you with that she may or may not be wearing and doing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9493531
What the FUCK did we just say, anon ?!

>>9493659
Why did you post this?

Fuck you.

>>9493552
>>9493686

>>9493688
YOU MUST SUFFER AS I SUFFER

>>9493729

People who think that Mori isn't feminine should be shown that last ASMR stream

I just hope when cover do 1 anniversary design on hololive en i want calli to have a design more darker then the original one

>>9493930
Is this dark enough for you?

>>9489273
Mori's call-in voice is so hot goddamn....

>>9494005
It's sex is what it is

>>9493833
People who think that Mori isn't feminine should watch Mori.

I was going to do the ritual post of "remember to love your Mori" but at this point should I really do that?

I fucking love this woman

>>9494203
No people should watch calli if they didnt like mori

>>9494005
inb4 doxbeats show up.

>>9494015
That it is.

>>9494263
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

>>9494373
Iam not reading this shit its too long

>>9493659
Stop, I can only get so erect.

I'm still at a loss of words that one of gen2 is a chumbeat.

>>9494396
>He hasn't read it at least once
NGMI

>>9494396
You new? It's a ritual post.

>>9491875
All the best I had tasted like cough syrup

>>9494446
I mean, is it any wonder?

How many are newbeats here!?

>>9494446
Based, I'm joining her membership when it opens.

>>9494446
I suspect there's more than one, we just lucked out and got proof positive for one of them.

>>9494520
>It's kronii and she got crushed by her idol dunking on how she pandered.

>>9494575
I wouldn't begrudge her for it. She was an amateur VA. Shit like that was her lifeblood. The only real concern is how it reflects on the fanbase she'll end up cultivating over time.

>>9494575
lmao, I hope she doesn't take it too hard. Better to learn by Mori making fun of her a bit than to learn from getting her own personal Darth Greifious for the next 6 months.
[spoilers] Also Her and Mumei are my other two suspects. They were absolutely watching the Matrix with the Bonebros.[/spoilers]

Welp fucked that one up

>>9494781
>[spoilers] [/spoilers]

>>9494781
Or troll her chat like what calli did in stickman stream when she ignore chat when spaming jojo lol

>>9491794
Why is that though? My fiancee tried it once and she completely blacked out. Was unable to move her body for a few hours like wtf, I was scared to death.

>>9494835
Did EN2 really bring this many newfags?

>>9494835
This is what 4 hours of sleep does to a deadbeat, apparently

>>9494781
Which ENs were confirmed/could safely assume were part of their discord watchalong of the last Eva movie? We know Mori, Ina, and IRyS. I recall a lot of EN2s were Evafags but I don't remember which.

>>9495017
Likely crow and Mumei

Mori and kiara really reminds me of amity and luz from owl house. I mean mori did change her style just like amity. Wouldn't be surprised if mori gave kiara a little peck on the cheek too before she went back home

>>9494858
I have no fucking clue why, it just massively fucks you up.

>>9493729
>>9493531
I like to pretend this was Mori. Shes kind of cheeky like this

>>9495170

>>9494575
>her idol dunking on how she pandered.
Wtf are you talking about?

>>9495170
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>>9495115
>there are /co/fags in these threads
I mean i was one as well but more in the comics side.

>>9495260
He's conflating how Mori personally doesn't like pandering with shitting on Kronii for doing it. He's a dumbass.

I love her so much. How does she do it. Everytime I thought I could stop being a ghostling she comes up with a stream like that. I'm listening to her asmr stream along with acoustic covers of romantic rnb songs. Feels like I'm back in highschool again, falling in love

>>9495302
I like to believe some of them are death battle refugees that never left

>>9495356
This. Sasuguh rrat.

>>9495356
Ah so typical /vt/ retardation

>>9495414
>Feels like I'm back in highschool again, falling in love
Remember that feel. Remember that feel and cherish it.

>>9495414
you are lonely and desperate

I'd take her cute stories, hums and goofs over araaras and moemoes anytime. Those meme words are so superficial, my heart melts everytime she opens up. Those meme words do nothing to me.
Also how come no one is talking about her doug dimmadome impression? She was so adorable, this fucking cute adorable but still cool reaper

>>9495414
>Feels like I'm back in highschool again, falling in love
I love her more than I hate being able to say she makes me feel 10 years younger and mean it completely seriously.

>>9495170
Bro, you just blew my fucking mind.

>>9495619
>Were_do_you_think_we_are.png

>>9495414
>Everytime I thought I could stop being a ghostling
I don't understand why someone would want to stop being a ghostling. If you're not on the verge of becoming schizo, what's the big deal? I've been ghostling for about a year now with no issues so far.

>>9495619
Where do you think you are, anon ?

>>9495619
I have a fiancee that I'm going to marry next year. I was nevwr that lonely in the first place. Mori filled up a hole in my heart that I didn't know I had before.
It's a different kind of love. You can fall in love with two people at the same time you know, a 2d one and a 3d one.

>>9495661
Doug Dimmadome? You mean the same Doug Dimmadome that owns the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

>>9495822
But Mori is 3d?

>>9495957
2d but dont worry hololive en will have 3d very soon

>>9495661
>Also how come no one is talking about her doug dimmadome impression?
Well, there were a couple reactions during the stream I think

>>9495922
That's right! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

>>9495425
>death battle refugees
Wait what happened, did they finally get banned from /co/?

>>9495957
I mean she's technically 2.5D, also it's kinda like having a celebrity crush. Everyone's allowed to have celebrity crushes even married couples.
Except in mori's case she feels more like the dream girl you wish you'd dated in highschool. Listening to linkin park, mcr, patd, playing smash and pokemon romhacks, watching klk, shitposting, doodling stuff, making out when her parents are out. Talking about the future, studying together so you could both get into the same college...
Pretender....

>>9495619

>>9496198
>Except in mori's case she feels more like the dream girl you wish you'd dated in highschool. Listening to linkin park, mcr, patd, playing smash and pokemon romhacks, watching klk, shitposting, doodling stuff, making out when her parents are out. Talking about the future, studying together so you could both get into the same college...
Stop it

>>9495706
I mean it's kinda embarassing to admit that you literally fell in love with a streamer. I was trying to convince myself that I'm above that. She's just too powerful

>>9496198
MOTTO CHIGAU SETTEI DE

>>9496344
(You) must suffer like the rest of >us.

>>9496178
No but early on in /vt/s life they tried to stay here on the grounds that wiz and broomstick are vtubers

>>9496198
>Everyone's allowed to have celebrity crushes even married couples.
Is that true?

>>9496545
Depends on the couple but I sure wouldn't call it uncommon

>No Mori bully ASMR

I just my boy to beat my ass....

kinda funny how everyone thought Fauna was gonna to be a flop due to some strange baggage around the roommate, learned she's pretty much the perfect specimen over the couple streams and then it came out she was a fucking Chumbeat out of all things
it's like a mix of things designed to cause maximum contradiction shock in /vt/

I am a Calliperson.

>>9496838
We don't take well to your kind round these parts

>>9496357
it is definitely embarrassing and stupid and not healthy to fall in love with a streamer and probably means your real life is deficient in some way but hey, what can you do about it man? it happens. just don't be a fucking psycho about it and have self awareness over how completely ridiculous it is so if you do have a chance to sort your life out you can take the steps
If its not negatively impacting you just enjoy what you get out of it for now and try to channel it into bettering yourself.

>>9496819
>everyone
Implying I care what this rrat infested shithole thinks. I knew Fauna was based since her debut. She fills in a niche for holoEN that no one else does so of course she'd be a hit. I have had a blessed 2 and a half weeks being a saplingbeat while ignoring retarded rrats.

>>9497004
Fauna's tastes and interests align very closely with my own, and I enjoy listening to her rambles. The fact that she streams during Mori dead hours is the cherry on top.

for all the shitposting about Gen 2 being Ina nepotism gen, we have:
>Fauna who was pulled into Hololive interest through HoloEN, with Calli seemingly being a big focus
>Baelz who got inspired/motivated by one of her songs, enough to want to cover it and present it to her personally
>Mumei, who got parts of her song written by her
>Kronii trying to connect immediately through their interest in voice mixing

it honestly shows the size of the shadow she cast over the western vtubing scene and must've been a pretty big confidence kick for our boy

>>9497004
If only the Hoomans could filter out the rrats without the excessive Luthorposting, then maybe people from their split can relax.

and then, the less I say about the lewpost general annex, the better.

>>9497251
Shit like this is why people hate deadbeats

>>9489334
>Appreciating how cute Mori is instead of defaulting to coolness
This woman is one of our people.

>>9497251
Sana is the only concrete referral hire. The only lead to Kronii being one is her being Korean.

>>9497308
it's the truth. People like Koopa, Shirara, even Lucitan, who's currently recording are inspired by Mori.

>>9497329
Korean Maple Leaf as well

>>9497251

>>9497308
people hate facts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpbCaWmyLdE
Ina is going to be drawing MY Mori with a different hairstyle.

>>9497394
>All Koreans in Canada know each other

People really need to step outside 4channel to see what some anons mean by Mori's influence over the vtubing scene.

Gura may be the face of Hololive in the west, but Mori is arguably the spirit of it.

>You will never watch True Detective with Mori and gush with Mori about how its almost a perfect Lovecraftian story
>You will never be friends with Mori when Bloodborne comes out and play along side her marveling at the nightmare together
I'm not sure whats keeping me going anymore

>>9497392
It's obnoxious to link everything and everyone to your favourite.
Especially when you have to stretch it like with Mumei and Kronii

>>9497461
They operate on a hivemind, just like Australians

>>9497660
why me? I just got here?

>>9497660
So you admit that the other two aren't a stretch at all then. 2/5 for the new hires being directly inspired by Mori isn't bad at all

>>9497682
shut up moot

>>9497436
Your mori?

>>9497660
>Especially when you have to stretch it like with Mumei and Kronii
>one approached Mori to help in writing her song
>one quickly bonded with Mori through mixing setups.

Meds.

>>9497741
my mori

>>9497632
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9497436
Is Ina drawing bone bros? I missed the beginning.

>>9498008
All of EN, I think. Including IRyS

>>9498008
i think she's going to draw all of myth, makes sense because anniverary week

AHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEX SEX WITH MORI KALLIOPE I WANT TO SLAP HER FAT TITS AROUND AND TAKE HER FROM BEHIND

>>9490147
>The sounds of your hips roughly reconnecting now have a secondary wet sound in between them as Kiara practically gushes all over your bed, and it’s good that the heat and sex haze permeating the bedroom leave your brain unfocused enough to think about how much you hate doing laundry. Still, it’s not too long before you feel the knot of your approaching orgasm form in the pit of your stomach, and you don’t even think to ask. Not that Kiara gives you any reason when she stops supporting her top half with her arms, leaving her ass high up in the air as you rail into it like you’d die if you stopped. You make eye contact over her shoulder as your thrusts get more erratic.

>“Phlease! Ihnside phlease! Phleasephleasephleasephlease-AH!” Kiara is left with a moment of voicelessness as you finally push as far as you can into her, letting out a torrent of seed almost straight into her womb. God, you’re pretty sure you see stars. The high ends, and you relax your grip on her hips, collapsing beside her and pulling KIara onto her side with you.

>The two of you lie there panting for a while, before you collect the strength to lift her leg and pull back so your softening cock comes out of her filled hole, letting your cum spill out and watching the white waterfall over her thigh.

>Wow, you didn’t know you could cum that much.

>Kiara rolls over and plants kisses all over your face while giggling.

>“I didn’t think mentioning her would get you so riled up. Do you really think about Calli like that?” Her tone isn’t teasing, or accusatory. It’s genuinely curious.

>“I uh…..yeah. I do. I have.” Your cheeks flush, and you feel like a thirteen-year old caught masturbaiting for the first time. Kiara just places a gentle kiss on your lips.

>“Hey, it’s okay. I get it. She’s wonderful. Perfect, you know? It’s hard not to fall for her. And if she were your big sister? Unmöglich. I don’t blame you.” She places another kiss on your lips before cuddling up next to you, letting out a yawn.

>“How about this? That lunch? Let’s all go. The three of us. Then, we can come back here and…” Kiara looks up at you, a grin working across her face.

>“You can fuck your big sister pregnant too~...”
We fucking our big sister Mori next?

>>9498372
Why do you people do this?

>>9498288
Calm down the horny, anon.

>>9498656
he probably just watched the ASMR, forgive him

>>9498288
>>9498656
>>9498717
Please try to remember that Mori almost always knows what she's doing.

https://youtu.be/AUOuCbS0_Ww?t=7028

>>9497841
yes MY Mori

>>9498924
no, MY mori!

>>9498656
>>9498717
Not him but I saw it live and still can't get the thought of her in that lingerie out of my mind.

>Ina is giving Mori a bobcut
SEXBEATS DON'T LOOK

>>9499029
Lol she made calli into vergil

>>9499029
>pink ame

So this is calli power i see

>ina is drawing riamu
that's it, im going to report the stream for not asking for the permissions!

Mother of my children, my beautiful dork chuuni wife

Mother of my children, my beautiful dork and dumb chuuni wife.

>>9499310
Damn this design is better then calli original design cover you suck

>>9499406
Watch your tone, you ESL fuckwit

>>9499400
>dead anime mom hair

>>9499509
death anime mom hair

>>9499509
Nah it's cool, she's immortal.

>>9499509
>shota doujin mom hair

>>9499400
please Ina stop I love enough as it is already

Really cover just need to let ina design calli herself its becouse her design is much better then calli original design

>>9498893
Fair enough, kek.

>>9498493
You’re telling us you wouldn’t fuck your big sister Mori, if given the chance?

>>9499868
I've learned to filter out your gross shit. Just stop posting an entire page of it and making the thread an eyesore to look at.

concernfags don't click Mori's sleep schedule is going to be even more messed up due to the temporary two week quarantine

>>9500233
She's fine, probably will go hard on music for a couple days and then have a long sleep before anniversary streams. Just hope that the god-awful energy drink that is Bang doesn't arrive

concernfags don't click Her being in a two week quarantine will cause the pudginess around her waist to grow, her boob sweat will be more profound, and her voice will deepen slightly.

>>9490147
>>9498372
Good to know writerbeats are back.

>>9500563
Speak for yourself.

>>9500563
same

>>9500563
Can’t wait and see what they write next.

When is the next Shrimp Bizkit collab?

Did she forget IRYS?

>>9500723
Ina has PTS from when she drew IRyS, pls andastando.

>>9500563
I'd like for them to stick to /oo/. Or if they must, just keep it to links, and be sure to tag them. I've been pretty comfy since the only relic from the revolving door fetish arc was the incest ritualposter.

>>9500890
¡iɹoW iH

>>9500970
>I'd like for them to stick to /oo/.
Why would they move if they’re deadbeats. Makes no sense.

>>9501038
You'd think that

>>9500890
>Mori offcollabing with Sana and Bae

>>9501059
>Implying I watch any other vtuber
Sorry, I only write stories for Mori only.

>>9500723
Almost as if it's EN1's anniversary and not Irys'

Magical Myth Myth Moririn!

>>9501455
She kind of looks like Watame, WataMori

>>9501455
This is canonically Kawaiiope Moririn.

>>9501455
Kawaiiope Morison

>>9501455
Now she is a reaper can use magic and destroyer of time how strong is she

>>9501455
Oh God, what if this is Ina just teasing us with their anniversary outfit's hairstyles?

I honestly love how hard Kawaiiope caught on, thank you bonebro for leaking it out

Idk if anyone's still thinking of herbirthday merch, but I just checked and it's preparing for dispatch
Can't wait for the poster

>>9501716
Eh personally i think it sounds akward spoken out.
But that's on it being 4 syllables compared to the simple 2 of Calli

>>9502032
saw that and the half year stuff is finally going out too. Definitely going proxy next time though.

INA'S GONNA DRAW SHORT HAIR MORIRIN AHHHHHHH

>>9500970
>incestbeat
>rapebeat
>NTRbeat
>reverseNTRbeat
>abusebeat

Those were rough times

>>9502261
They were almost certainly all the same people.

>>9502261
Don’t worry, I still want to abuse Mori.

The strong but sensitive one

>>9502214
Why a proxy? It shouldn't be produced any faster for the Japanese than for us and iirc shipping only was like a week or so

>>9502455
Have to give it to Kiara, she has pretty great taste in hairstyles

>>9502455
I would stick my dick in that without checking the gender first

>>9502455
Surprised no one here immediately went for the Rene comparison

>>9502455
She looks hot.

>>9502455
Needed a hairclip

>>9502503
She?

>>9502032
Mine still says "Succeeded"

>>9489951
Jesas, Why she drinks THAT much?

>>9502687
Oh wait you mean on the shipping status section

Powerful.

>>9502032
On geekjack? I still have radio silence.

How often do you think she wears a bra while she streams?

>>9503068
About as often as I wear pants when I'm at home.

>>9503068
Since she was complaining about her back pain for a while I hope she went and got fitted for one that fits really well and wears them consistently

>>9502261
>>reverseNTRbeat
There's literally nothing wrong with this. You wouldn't want Mori to steal you away?

>>9502857
Wait swap calli hair with gura hair how good will it be

>>9503170
Especially from a relationship where you aren't being appreciated or cared for properly

cute

Mori looks good with Guras hair. Thank you Inaaaaa.

>>9503527
So cute

>>9499093
>you will never pull Mori's Reaper Trigger

>>9503527
I think Mori would be really happy to try out Gura's hair and hairpins

>>9503692
I now have the cute image in my mind of Gura tying up Mori's hair in her style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_pSqS2s1M

>>9503772
Now if only Gura can grow her's out

>>9503855
don't worry Chama, she already called herself that...

i made this short thing with spiral tones
https://files.catbox.moe/n8gp5f.mp3

>>9504113
very chill anon. i like it

takamori love

Mori found the fanart of her cats and seems to like them as official designs
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1436072363020341251?s=21

>>9504154

Has anyone tracked down what happened to the remix contest participants almost a year ago? I know one of them is the powerhouse in Prism now. Ririsya is going strong and Haruka is still Haruka.

>>9497251
i really, really hope we get to hear that baelz cover someday

The Big Lebowski would be a fun movie to do a drinking watchalong

>>9504300
wait, which entry was shiki? she's fantastic

>>9504154
I thought Kiara being into women was just kayfabe, until Mamatori talked about Kiara's first crush. Kinda makes the ship feel really weird now.

>>9504309
It's something private between the two of them and she seemed embarrassed. I have no doubt her karaokes will eventually include some Mori songs though, so maybe wait for that?

>>9504432
Kiara is quite clearly Bi.
And you realise that you can be friends with people without wanting to fuck them, right?

>>9504432
she was 5 dude. looking way too much into it lol. not that i care either way

>>9504432
How new are you, anon?

>>9504522
>spoiler
where do you think we are?

>>9504561
Wait calli is lesbian too right

>>9504432
her panties got wet when she saw Mori's curvaceous physique

>>9504419
https://youtu.be/FzNTBQxmYfM
Bonus:
https://youtu.be/QP1LIhXuOkc
https://youtu.be/BcWKJCuPtgY

Mori rules the west.

>>9503855
God I feel like Chama's english has gotten better

>>9504666
I mean, she doesn't even try to hide that she thinks Mori is attractive IRL, said she was multiple times on stream. Still, don't schizo out, you can find your friends attractive without wanting to actually fuck them.
>>9504650
No.

>>9504666
Who does not?

>>9504732
She intentionally dumbs down her English to sound cute. If you listen to her earlier streams, she has no trouble speaking English and even has an aussie accent.

>>9504141
thanks
to be honest i don't really like the original song

>>9504748
Relevant clip https://youtu.be/Jva64h8wRZo

>>9489558
All thaht thing about how she wants to throw around small people over mountains and shit is just random filler. She has said before that she likes smaller men because of the fact that tall guys traumatized her and the shorter men she's met were all humble and kind to her which gave her that idea. She does like small cute things regardless of gender like any normal girl if you actually interacted with women in your life. I'll give you something though, she considers tall badass women to be sexy and wants a holo that fit that type in future gens way back in the Q&A so you can take this fact and spin it to make Mori bisexual if you want

>>9504795
I know she does that but her english at the end sound much clearer than she generally uses.

>>9504795
Now that calli teach hachama a little why nobody teach calli japanese

>>9504873
Because Mori didn't do that expecting anyone to return the favour.

>>9504823
One of the first ghostlings...

>>9504873
Please learn English.

>>9505060
Don't be rude, anon.

>>9504720
damn she is so good. thanks for the links

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1436110496495661071
Mori...

>>9504795
>he intentionally dumbs down her English to sound cute
No anon. Her eigo actually degraded due to quarantine and slacking on her reps. She's been putting in some effort to improve it again though.

>>9505895

>>9505895
>Mori getting screwed over by things out of her control
Okay NOW things feel back to normal

>>9506008
Mori...
im sorry this has happened to you
are you sure its actually broken? like the uhh 3dio that one time

>>9506054
I'm pretty sure Mori can put together a a modern day console

>>9505895
At least we know she's testing things out way in advance. She was right though when she said she used up all her luck getting into hololive. I feel bad for our boy.

>>9497436
cutesy ringlets

>>9506008
>later this week
>this week ends in less than 2 days for her
I know she considers "this week" to include Mon/Tues because of her scheduling autism but it's still weird.

>>9506008
Japan's customer service seems like utter shit based off Mori's delivery record. Broken GoXLR, broken WiiU, internet setup delay...why does it have to fuck her over so much

>>9506180
I doubt it includes Tuesday, since that's likely going to be TTRPG day in some fashion or another and it's not on her schedule. Unless you mean Tuesday JST.

>>9497841
>>9498924
>>9498944
>deadbeats finally meet Mori
>go full Perfumer on her

>>9506215
unironically cause she's white
on an aside, what do you hope for the replacement game to be? I feel like she might end up just doing slither.io and chatting, but on the other hand it'd be nice to be surprised with something like Idol Manager
GG is impossible since she needs to grab those way in advance, which is a shame

>>9506223
>Unless you mean Tuesday JST.
Yes because I was referring to the "rest of the week" in relation to her.
Also heads up but ttrpg might not happen next week.

>>9500476
>voice will deepen slightly
What the hell, is this the new architect recruitment strategy? Cause it might just work.

>>9506276
PLEASE BE DOOM
PLEASE BE DOOM
PLEASE BE DOOM

>>9506337
Anon, Doom also suffers of that permission autism, i doubt she can get the thumbs up for streaming it earlier

>>9506337
I don't think it'll be DOOM since her mood got fucked and DOOM makes her unironically anxious

I'd be down for some Idol Manager.

>>9506363
Does she really need permissions on a per stream basis? Wtf I never even heard of JP having that problem...

imagine she comes up with something absolutely off-kilter, like Hotline Miami
I know it won't happen but a man can dream

>>9506464
Don't get me fucking excited like this. I might end up downloading it to play it with her.

>>9505895
Will she schedule something else in its place though? hahahahaha

>>9506437
>does she really need permissions on a per stream basis?
anon, you forgot the time she had to delay the BBQ stream because permission fuckery? well that shit might strike again if she tries to play it earlier than scheduled
>>9506464
isnt hotline miami a permissions nightmare because of the music?

>>9506534
didn't really think of it

>>9506517
She's stuck in her place no matter what, what else is she going to do?

>>9506565
Not stream

>>9506517
dont bait grudgeposts, specially since >we are getting closer to the 1 year grudge nuke

>>9506565
she could always masturbate out her frustrations on stream

>>9506534
Oh I thought that was just because they needed to get permissions again because it had been a while since she played DOOM. Well that sucks.

>>9506596
Mori doesn't do that, she is a chaste woman.

>>9506215
>why does it have to fuck her over so much
She's a gaijin and either doesn't realize(unlikely) or actively suppresses the knowledge that they'll keep fucking with her

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1436116652588888081
VOTE 12 MINUTES I NEED HER TO TALK ABOUT IMPREGNATION AND INCEST

>>9506802
Based non-doxxbeat, I didn't even believe those existed.

>>9506823
>blasphemous DLC
YES YES YES

>Spiritfarer
also I accidentally pressed 12 minutes instead of Blasphemous fuck

>>9506823
12 minutes is flavor of the month it’ll win out

>>9506517
There's at least 4 games she absolutely has on hand that could make for a good stream without permission troubles (MK, Minecraft, Fall Guys, hell even Spiritfarer). If she doesn't stream, it probably more that her mood was killed by this technical setback

>>9506846
too bad, newkiddies are gonna make her play a frustrating game because other girls already played it

Everyone better vote for Blasphemous

>>9506846
>>9506917
Sorry fellas, not today.

>12 minutes
no no no no NO NO FUCKING STOP

>Niggers voting for 12 minutes
Fuck off

>>9506874
Sent this before I saw the tweet, honestly wouldn't mind any of them, good for her picking herself right back up

>>9506958
Its FOTM, anon. The game was rigged from the start.

>>9506823
I'd vote for 12 Minutes just so she could make fun of the plot but I'd think she'd enjoy Blasphemous more.

>>9506823
Anything but 12 minutes please

I LOVE 12minutes!

I voted Blasphemous but I figure 12 minutes will probably win.

chill, guys, there's honestly hardly a losing vote in this
Spiritfarer will just turn into a chill zatsu
Blasphemous is great, there's definitely will be some sufferkino since the DLC bosses are major cunts
12 Minutes will probably be a little on the frustrating side, but we could end up with some fucking hilarious reactions (though I do feel like Kronii and IRyS covered it well), but chances are she'll actually wrap it up in a single stream

>>9506946
>>9506958
Why not? At least the story has a couple moments worth reacting to. As for the blasphemous gameplay, yeah, I've seen it.

I only voted for 12 minutes so I could hear her say "Willem Dafriend" again.

at least it's a short game with points in the story that make you go 'wow i wonder how she's gonna react to this!' which is nothing wrong to be fair along with playing a sufferkino game and watch Mori triumph