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OFFICAL /WG/ RULES (no bitching!):
1.) You can request or write about any single topic that comes to mind, as long as it centrally involves Hololive chuubas. Exceptions are made for Nijisanji livers and otherwise as long as they're not the central characters.
2.) Don’t reply to bait
3.) Don’t reply to bait from last thread either
4.) Don’t spam prompts
5.) If you post a futa, cuckold or fart fetish prompt, you're a fag (Deadbraps especially)
6.) Respect the thread culture
7.) Don’t complain about stories no matter how disgusting their material may be
8.) Early threads are a part of the general's culture, deal with it
9.) If the thread goes to shit just close it and think of a cool story or prompt
10.) Reps, reps, reps, always improve
11.) Fanfiction is not serious literature, don’t critique it as such
12.) Your favorite story sucks
13.) Everyone better at writing than you is a hack, everyone worse isn’t trying hard enough
14.) Reps once again
15.) Readers are equally as important as writers, do not favour one over the other.
16.) Stories involving Fubuki in any capacity but a supporting role are NOT WELCOME HERE.

You will wear those socks. You will take the shots. You will write my prompts.

Polka had somehow convinced you to go on a date with her. A romantic and expensive restaurant for the two of you to go together. The date goes like shit, Polka just can't seem to stop messing up. After you two leave the restaurant, through tears she looks at her notes:

w̶h̶e̶n̶ if we get intimate, do this for a fun night:
>Let him hold my hand
>Its fake
>Let him Grope my Breasts
>Honk noises
>Lift up my skirt
>Paper snakes fly out
>let him try to take off my pantsu
>More keep appearing
>Finally cum
>Confetti instead
Unfortunately, what actually ended happening was:
>she agrees to rough anal due to low self esteem
>you plow her asshole and she starts crying
>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal
>she's out of breath after 30 seconds
>you jerk yourself off and finish on her face
>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum
>you feel like shit
>night ends, you leave while she is sleeping and never talk to her again

Polka accepted to suck you off, but as a joke, after she pulled down your pants and saw your throbbing erection, she honked at it with her clown horn. She starts laughing very hard until she hears: "That felt good, more please". She takes it as a joke at first, but through her embarrassment, she starts honking away at your cock, enveloping it around your cock and squeezing. It doesn't take long for you to cum, much to her surprise... what other crazy circus tricks can she bring to bed?

After a bad slip up on stream, Polka lost her job. The days go by without much ever happening in her life. Tired all the time, sleeping through most of them, Polka is left without much hope for the future.
>In one month, I'll end my life
She marks on the calendar, a deadline to live, and nothing will change her decision. That's when she meets you on a cold and lonely night, wandering through the dimly lit roads without a goal in mind. Will you be able to convince her that life is worth living?

Polka calls you. She is crying again. Something about people calling her fat all the time and that she hates herself. However, at the end of the call she asks you to help her lose weight. "How can I help?" You ask. Polka tells you of this new method that supposedly works wonders. Eating fresh sperm, twice a day for 6 months. You feel like telling her the study is bullshit but... you couldn't bring yourself to do it. Once you arrive at her place, Okayu is standing next to her. It's time to take off your pants and help out these poor girls.

During her usual antics, Mel gave Polka a surprise kiss. Polka was not ready and her reaction made Mel bite her lips by accident. As expected, Polka turned into a vampire not many days later. You agreed to help her with her urges but after a while, you were diagnosed with Anemia and Polka was forced to go cold turkey by doctor's orders. She lasted a good month, but one night while you were sleeping, you wake up to Polka on top of you with a scary look on her face, ready to suck your blood dry. To save your life from this crazy bloodlust of hers, you tell her that if she wants to suck you dry, she can do it through your cock! She agreed to it on the condition that if you ever run out of semen while she is still hungry, you can kiss your cock goodbye. Without many options, you accept her terms.

Matsuri and (you) are out dining, in a restaurant or something. Matsuri starts rubbing your crotch, and makes you touch hers, revealing that she has a dick. She pulls it out of her skirt and jerks herself off right there in public while she also tries to jerk (you) off. You blow your load in her hand which causes her to cum as well, she gets up and blows her load on the table, leaving it there next to an empty mayo packet for disguise. Alternatively you could make her cum on her food and force to eat it!

Risu asks Korone to help her to extract all the nuts from a listener.
Listener is strapped to a table. Risu is giving him a hand job with one hand while holding a half-full jar with cum in the other. Korone is lubing up a strap-on (or her cock) preparing to give him additional stimulation. They make listener cum over and over again until their dick and prostate hurt; the jar must be filled no matter what!

Towa being a shy futa that can't resist her urges and constantly asking Kanata to help her with her boner, no matter where they are, clothed or not, in public spaces, against walls, with someone sleeping next to them, even jerking off onto Kanata while she is sleeping! Possibly behind Coco's back or in the same room!

Risu visiting OkaKoro and they have a fun off collab stream, but Korone has to leave for something for a while and Risu suddenly switches to Ayunda dominating Okayu and fucking the shit out of her. Korone gets back and smells the sex, but doesn't confront them about it, only being much colder to Risu. Later that day Korone kidnaps Risu and makes her cum over and over without ever touching her pussy to show who is boss!

A whole story about Haachama losing her virginity but written in the famous pepperoni copypasta speech style, aka Haachama's english speach pattern. The more brain cells i lose the better. Bonus if you can actually make me nut with it.

You convince Mori to have sex with you while she's depressed because her songs were treated as garbage. She feels that it's wrong but can't stop because you are one of the last people supporting her. It could also be reversed and Mori forces herself on you after her songs are rejected.

>Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCX5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7FUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

To any newcomers and those prone to replying to bait, there are no rules here. Write what you want.

>>9363484
There are rules here. >>9363042
If you don't like it, consider going to /lit/'s writing thread.

>>9363042
P.S to newcomers, there are no offical rules. That post is bait. The only rule is to post stories related to vtubers, and all vtubers are welcome

P.S.to any newcomers, lamy.

>>9365206
Lanonymous! Sashiburi! I've only seen the regular Lamy that can't write and got screamed at by Lamy prime here recently.

>>9365249
I am always here, shush though. Acknowledge my existence after the bump limit is hit.

>>9365445
If you actually cared about that you wouldn't be namefagging.

Man, yesterday I went ahead and did a 50 minute walk around the beach, watching the ocean waves crash against my feet as they sunk into the sand. The seashells were coarse at times so I switched on and off from water to the more fluffy parts of the sand. I also climbed some rocks and it was pretty cool to look at the ocean from those heights.

In short, life is beautiful. There's no need to be upset. If you feel like falling for bait, remember this image, close the text box and go drink some water, maybe walk somewhere, eat something nice. Relax. We are all gonna make it.

>>9365584
if looking at water inspires you, you probably have an extremely easy life

>>9365584
Based Neneposter

>>9365723
dumb fuck
retard

>>9368915
Eloquent.

>>9332103
If this anon is still here.

Liked this a lot, smut and all. Looking forward to more.

>>9373364
Anon, it's not nice to give someone a pity (You), especially when you don't talk about what you liked. They can tell a mile away you don't mean it.

>>9372654
I want to FUCK that shark

>>9372610
I was happy, thinking it was Mori but when I opened the image and realize it was Baqua it became not so kash money anymore

>>9373621
You couldn't tell from the blue hair underneath?

>>9373621
Indeed. Mori and the rest of EN are such a cancer. Hololive would've been better off without them.

>>9373952
My eyesight is pretty fucked anon

>>9373621
Aqua is the one chuuba I don’t think I’ll ever be able to abuse. No matter how annoying her autism gets it wouldn’t feel right

>>9374000
Are you kidding? She's the perfect mix of naive, gullible, emotionally immature and open to suggestion. If you commanded her affection, you could do whatever you wanted and she'd still find some way to be okay with it.
She's a canvas waiting for the right painter.

>>9374000
I get what you mean anon. Her and Nene

>>9374150
But Nene WANTS to be abused.

>>9374088
>a canvas waiting for the right painter
That painter would be Pricasso, I believe

>>9373543
Didn't mean for it to come off like that.
>>9332103
Cycle was a good start. Smut was hot as hell and sweet with the teasing, though at times mention of the fish bits was somewhat distracting. There were some pretty neat things you did with their anatomy during the smut though. Loved the description, though to nitpick, some rephrasing could make it better at parts like "Finana caught her with her pants down, metaphorically.". "metaphorically" takes you out of it for a moment.

I didn't just want to sing praises while complaining about barely anything, but I really am looking forward to what else you've got in store.

>>9374229
That's much better. Good on you, I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

>>9374207
Nice.

>>9374229
You responded to a shitposter who got mad that people never responded to their "criticisms" of works by just saying "It's shit" and refusing to elaborate. Their presence is noted quite easily by their hatred of HoloEN and anything not related to Hololive as a whole, but this may just be two people who are both equally autistic; read their posts and learn their tells/patterns and ignore them, always. However, good for you for providing a deeper form of feedback, specifically stating what you liked and such. That's very helpful for writers.

>>9374357
I'm not your bogieman, anon. Take your meds.

Given that there's plenty of write anons here who can't get off to their own smut, you'd think that something like a "smut swap" would be more common. I.e two write anons agree to write each other smut. "If you write about my oshi getting railed, I'll write about your oshi getting railed." I guess the two main issues would be doing reps for a chuuba you may not be familiar with, and that there is no guarentee the other write anon will deliver

>>9374515
...Isn't that just a form of ERP?

>>9374531
It's literally just filling the other's prompts. How is that any where near ERP?

>>9374515
I've thought about that before but there's a lot of issues with getting the trade set up so never bothered. There's also the issue of difference in skill or quality, and as you've noted, difficulty in chuuba reps.

>>9374531
In the sense that when you boil it down, you're just helping another guy get off, then yes - but that's something you're doing anyway writing smut

>>9374000
I don't want to abuse Aqua. I want to groom her to be my personal sex slave maid.

>>9374561
Nevermind. The idea of writing something specifically for the other person just sounds very ERP-y to me but as >>9374569 said, all smut is written with the express purpose of making someone - usually another guy - get off. Also, yeah. I've thought about trades or collaborative stories before, but it's really hard to imagine pulling off properly.

>>9374609
It's only gay if you think of it that way; in such a hypothetical situation, I'd treat it as a more of a thought exercise in pounding a different chuuba.
It wouldn't even have to be a different chuuba, come to think of it.

>>9374515
I think the closest we've gotten to this is that one collborative story we did of "Anon goes around fucking all the chuubas", where a new write anon had to continue where the last one left off

>>9374815
And that went to shit almost instantly

>>9374847
Wasn't a great idea to begin with. Very little control over what happens, so very little personal investment.

>>9374229
Anonchama...

Mumei laugh like a fucking bird, and may be as retarded as one

>>9362641
just wanted to put this to paper so it stopped bouncing around my head and distracting me from other things.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQtFv5RJdbydT-_Os4Fygy6Lssyoy9QKO0RBhY0hAJjlRCsETGxtEUIQK2JgxAu3dHOj-o-vTW-qVX3/pub

Tags: NSFW, Kiara-centric, Mori, references to incest

>>9376999
"Permeating" has a typo, but that aside, fuck, man. Great time for more chicken sex. Really loved the dialog with Kiara and her teasing you over your sister. I know you said that you did this as a way to get fat chicken ass out of your head, but if you were to ever make a sequel or spinoff of this with more Calli stuff - maybe the date Kiara makes allusions to at the end - I'd be really glad to see it. This was some hot stuff, and I'm just saying that because of Kiara. Really love the small touches to point of Kiara's body language during it. Twitching, looks back to you, plus the little actions like leaning down to bite her ear. Thanks for the work - and boner.

writeanons, tell me, why do you write?

>>9379832
Not a writeguy but people wanna put their sausages through the blender but can't find exactly what they wanna do it to. Same reason I write shitty Fire Emblem rarepair smut, I guess.

>>9379832
It started as boredom. Now it's a combination of boredom and wanting to finish what I started.

>>9379832
Reasons are spooks. I can never fully trust someone who writes for a 'reason' or 'purpose'.

>>9376999

Good stuff. It both read and flowed well.

Would have found it interesting if you explored/expanded upon the incestual overtones towards the end, perhaps anon's lust for big sis Mori was overriding to such a degree that he imagines he's doing it with her rather than Kiara towards climax. Although I understand if it wasn't your intention to go that route.

>>9379832
I just love Fubuki too much and have to express it somehow.

>>9381602
Based fox appreciator.

>>9362641
TFW my story last thread didn't make it into the archives

>>9382299
this one
>>9332103

>>9382299
It's ok anon, same here.

>>9363042
We can't post futa fics anymore? That's a shame, I literally started writing for the first time in my life because these writing threads motivated me. But I cannot write dudes into my fics without gagging so I write futa instead. Otherwise, it's just lesbian sex and that's not appealing to write.

I'm gonna miss visiting these threads.

>>9382624
No one will miss you.

>>9382624

>>9364832

>>9382624
It's for the good of everyone, sport. Try AO3 or something.

>>9382624
>But I cannot write dudes into my fics without gagging so I write futa instead
We've got enough mentally ill here already

>>9382624
>Rules
ahhahahaahh nigga just post futa here and fuck the haters.

>>9382299
>>9382624
Pretty sure archiveanon just hasn't updated the archives. The other 10 fics aren't there yet, too.

>>9382805
Damn anon got a good laugh out of me, thanks.
Looks like I got baited, glad to know there's no actual rules yet

>>9382624
Good news, now you can write futa while pissing the earlythreadfag off. Ain't that neat?

The early thread maker is a hero. If you disagree, you're part of this thread's problems.

>>9379832
I need to tell you guys about my fantasies

>>9363240
a feminine-looking and small Anon is invited to a chuuba cosplay party and decides to go dressed as his oshi Gura, sadly he missed the memo that men should cosplay Holostars and women should cosplay Hololive
he ends up getting teasing by a bunch of people in the party and initially he's embarassed but he ends up getting a bit too into it and the costume is too tight so he can't hide his erection
then a bunch of men leading him into the bathroom and turn him into a cumdump

>>9363240
Detective Ayame apprehending a gaggle of niggers who are holding up a KFC on Christmas Eve and stealing all the fried chicken. Being the Dirty Harry she is, she leads the cuffed niggers to the alley out the back and shoots them dead for their crimes against melanin, chicken, and glorious Nippon.

>>9386071
How the Oni saved christmas

>>9383001
I don't think the ruleposter actually cares if there's futa or not, he just wants to start arguments in the thread

>>9387603
I mean, it's not like he's doing the wrong thing. If everyone would just obey the rules, there wouldn't be any arguments, but we've got a few dedicated shitposters who just won't accept them.

I, for one, think they're a great addition which helps focus discussion.

I'll agree with the rules so long as we get this one too:
Rule 17.) All the rules are shit and don't exist except this one. All anons are to dress up as the hottest Hololive chuubas and they suck and fuck me until it's done. Blowjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, ass to ass, ass to mouth, nothing is off the table. Everyone will be high up in cocaine and filled to the brim with aphrodisiacs and energy drinks. We will cum again and again until the whole thread is just cum and other mysterious sex fluids that we shall uncover during this scenario.

>>9388639
I think we can all agree on this one

>>9388639
Sounds pretty gay.

>>9388639
pretty fucking based

>>9388639
I'd rather this place not become the MoguYahct, please.

Will take the free coke though.

>>9389528
The Japanese media did a good job of covering that up...

>>9390819
Just give it a few months when the families of the Okayus go public. That's when the truth will come out.

Archiveanon you silly boy, wake up honey. I made breakfast already, today is pancakes, your favorite! But you can only eat after you wash your face and archive our stories ok? Go on now, wakey wakey. I'll be in the kitchen waiting~

>>9392381
Record yourself saying this and post it on vocaroo like you mean it

Do you anons fit your oshis preferences in men? Why not?

>>9395053
Suisei said she would like a rich man and I have about £30 in my bank account, I think I have a chance.

>>9395053
Risu likes big cocks so no. My 5.5 can never compete.

>>9377173
Noted, and fixed a couple other issues I caught. Thanks for the compliments, and I'll keep it in mind people would like more, incest and encouraged incest from non-family gets me going.

>>9381373
Thank you! Yeah, I hadn't really meant for it to be Anon using Kiara as a replacement, but rather her encouraging the idea of fucking Mori as well.

>>9362641
Ran out of brain juice at the end.

Tag: Suisei, SFW, Tragedy
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSz3hODXId1OpggNk1RYUGQfLb65xA-rrYL44h4wtSi80j5QYTU9ZuinAEHKdwTJzsG6VxGMRo8rhB8/pub

>>9395053
Well, I'm not a shota, nor am I a handsome, smoking old man, so usually the answer would be no.
But given that I've been married to her for two years now, I'd say I do fit her preferences just fine.

Pic related, it's my wife.

>>9395053
I'm a big burly dude so maybe. No idea if she likes buff or twinkish men. I can always go for Marine or Gura if it turns out my oshi doesn't like me though.

so I just found out that Selen played with Pochi

needless to explain further, toxic gamer /ss/

>>9386071
Best prompt I've ever read, laughed hard

>>9382299
>>9382386
Sorry. Give me a few minutes. Series of crises earlier.
>>9392381
what

>>9395585
I like it but I have no idea what happened at the end

>>9395053
I'm both very big and also weak willed so I think I have a chance. Now if only my bigness was in muscles..

>>9397643
You can get muscles anytime. A small cock is for life. Though I suppose a lazy boyfriend would be compatible with Okayu, it would be a terrible relationship to keep up and would go down in flames once the two realize that not getting shit done is an incredibly undesirable trait. In short, hit the gym.

>>9363042

A humble addendum to the rules list - a mere suggestion, what say yous?

17.) ERP after the bump limit should not only be allowed but actively encouraged, especially if it is thematically gay in content.

>>9395585
I don't really get it.
Was the entire story just Anon in a mental funk, vaguely recalling suisei and only returning to consciousness briefly before getting Isekai trucked?
The suisei nurse scenes are pretty cute. Although it really fucking stumbles the landing in regards to ending it.

>>9397643
Anon okayu wants someone who can dominate her mentally remember? She’s got a thing for stuff like degradation

>>9400844
I do wonder if there's still a sizable amount of people that find it hot. I mean, sure, it's been a while. You can only wank to pekoanon so many times before you need new material. So I guess one wouldn't really know unless they were to go ahead and just do it. What this thread needs is a Lamy that can actually write.

>>9402808
A Lamy who could write convincing stuff on Pekofag's level would be kind of nuts. Funnily enough, I do think that maybe they have a point with their observation. Frankly, I don't have an issue with it so long as it's quality. It almost reminds me of the old days of posting stories post-by-post instead of dropping a link, back when we were so slow and the stories were so short, they acted as much needed bumps.

>>9402789
Did you not see the way she simps over characters like Chunky Kong? She fucking loves simpletons.

>>9395053
What does Pekora look for in a man?

>>9404541
Money, power.

>>9404541
Consensual sex. Lots of numbers, mainly in your salary. Someone who does the chores for her without complaining, never talks about her weight and diet. Pekora would be a terrible girlfriend unironically.

>>9402808
I once tried to play devil's advocate about Lamy transformation, just because it was pretty unanimously written as horror.
Then I realized it just sounded like a Lamy trying to justify it, so I figured I might as well play into it.

>>9404703
>>9404872
Hey, the only things I had to fix are the numbers and learn how to cook!

>>9405073
I really liked back when the Become Lamy stuff was very horror based. It's incredibly horrific to think about becoming something else other than yourself by force. However, there's plenty of people who find that aspect hot, and sadly, I'm not immune to it either, though I'm very much in the camp that prefers to get my hands on someone post transformation rather than be transformed myself. As a result, it's focused more on the fetishy parts of Become Lamy lately, rather than the horror elements.

>>9405079
God you're one of those that thinks you could handle a girlfriend that doesn't do shit and expects you to do all the work. Look, I know you're lonely but you'd surprised to see your incredibly slow standards showing themselves to be surprisingly high when someone like that comes along.

>>9405292
I've tried to write into the existencial horror of the process but again realized it's just "Wait you're just writing about how fucked up you are already" and just kinda dropped it as when I'm feeling way too tightly to a story I'm writing I stop since It leads to some weird feedback loop shit and just wrecks my mood to just look at what I get.

Especially since a lot of my ideas start to have the process feeling like becoming honest to god schizo or like having dementia as I went with more mental effects over the physical and legit that starts getting into personal fears especially with how the 'meta' here is first person narration and first person gets really weird for me.

>>9405292
right but its not all too interesting when the Lamies just lean what people expect from them
Lamy erp is people knowing what they want and getting it

Peko erp was people getting something they didn't know they wanted

>>9406663
That's true.
>That Lamy photo
Elf tummy erotic...Goddamn she's pretty stacked here all around.

>>9400844
It'll get added.

>>9395585
Gonna echo the sentiments of slight confusion stated before hand. >>9401724 summed it up pretty well.

>>9395053
I'm not handsome like Dwayne Johnson, and like a foot shorter, but if I hit the gym hard enough I could make a pretty good buff manlet of an ojiisan. She might like me then, I think.

Stay motivated, writeanons. Ganbatte

>>9414319
There's my boy. My motivator.

>>9362641
Choco-sensei catches you venting your frustrations at school, and lends a helping hand. She leaves you with an invitation for more. . . To be continued!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSz6ahnyZy_lpte9ACoKz8UiQSWHVNmsOYc777QXSE9W5sJCKj17vwgDwiwTAN0as_p9f8t9SLZFR13/pub

Tags: Choco, NSFW, Exhibitionism

>>9397553
>>9411962
JWU and I too am currently wondering what the hell was I thinking when writing that. It was supposed to be (You) jumping off a window, vaguely 'reliving' your best moments in your life with Suisei, and regretting your decisions. >>9401724 got the gist of it right.
thank you for the inputs.

>>9415074
You know, for being a succubus, Choco is really under represented in the smut field.

>>9417937
Maybe it's just too obvious, like writing a murder mystery where the butler really did it?

>>9418586
I think it's because no one really gives a shit about Choco

>>9418586
It's not too obvious. She just doesn't have a lot of fans because she can't use the personality she signed up to be.

>>9418700
do you expect her to shove the mic up her pussy or something?

>>9418953
I'm not gonna dignify that with a proper response.

>>9418953
I wish

>>9418953
Yes.

The worst thing about the Hentaiverse is the stupid ponyfaggot riddles...

>>9418953
I expect her to grow a cock and do selfsuck ASMR while helping the viewers get off by flashing her tits too.

i was trying to remember why i don't watch Choco then i realized that 80% of her content is Apex

>>9419743
About 60%
Other 39% is Ark and 1% zatsudans talking about makeup and shopping

>>9420022
She IS able to be lewd on her roommate Ci-en though, and boy is she ever

>>9420022
well its not like any of the Fubuki stories so far are about her playing minecraft or speedrunning undertale

>>9420249
You're missing the point - Fubuki is able to play to her strengths and pull in her own audience, whereas Choco was neutered and can't do what she's good at and what she wanted to do.

She's got a smaller fanbase as a result which means a smaller amount of interest and a smaller amount of stories as a direct result

Does your oshi play apex?

>>9421257
Sometimes, but thankfully not frequently.

>>9421295
Lucky bastard... Twappers...

Ogayuuuuu

>>9421257
Playing Apex literally deteriorated my Oshi's mental health so she stopped playing it.

>>9423456
Wait, who? I need a refresher.

>>9423673
Aqua

>>9423673
probably aqua

>>9423673
It's Aqua

>>9423969
>>9423974
I thought Festival was the one who was having a series of breakdowns? Huh.

>>9423969
>>9423974
>>9424083
Comforting Aqua after she has a mental breakdown over a video game!

>>9424084
she has breakdowns regularly in general, doesn't need a notoriously toxic community to help her

>>9424084
Yes, but Aqua used to play apex nonstop all day running only on redbulls

Don't doze off, not yet. Shift change will be in before you know it.

We're so dead. So very, very dead.

>>9415074
Pretty hot, but the early stuff sort of made me guffaw. Honestly, being unable to wait for the bathroom, Anon's only choice is jerking off on the stairwell? Assuming I read that right, at least. Boy has Takeshi's blood. That aside, your ellipses - the ... - don't need to be spaced out. I can probably provide better/deeper criticism later, this is just off the top of my head. I'm looking forward to more Choco fucking in the future.

>>9426185
You've gotta be joking, right? There's little chance there's gonna be "more in the future" when you're such an asshole to him. Chill the fuck out, dude.

>>9426281
We've been getting more and more trolls attacking our writers recently. It's disgraceful.

Post sex

>>9427328
have some suisex

How do we save /wg/?

>>9428031
Write stories.

>>9428258
There's 400+ stories in that archive yet we're dead as a doornail.

>>9376999
Pretty good stuff anon, I jerked off like an hour ago and this got me riled up again.

>>9376999
Pretty good stuff anon, I jerked off like an hour ago and this got me riled up

>>9415074
Pretty good stuff anon, I jerked off like an hour ago and this got me riled up.

>>9429119
>>9429148
>>9429164

While that anon said we're as dead as a doornail, this isn't how you revive /wg/, anon..

oh god they’re multiplying

>>9428031
Unironically. Just ignore bait and just respond to good faith discussion.
Also write and review/give criticism to the stories posted on the thread of course.
Other than that the thread being 'dead' isn't bad since it's not like vtubers have much of a 'lore' question that isn't answered by doing your stream reps.

Well there isn’t a whole lot to do in this thread other than post stories and talk about them, but like I’ve said many times before this is what /wg/ was like when it started out. It’s slow, but that’s ok because a place to post and read stories still exists, and we aren’t going through one thread every hour because people are responding to bait. Rather than “dead”, I think it’s “chill”.

kinda disappointed that this arc is reusing the doomsaying plotline even though we went through a banger in the detective arc. Kamon, /wg/, show us something good.

>>9430979
Unlike the fiction we write, rarely does anything in life end dramatically. By the time we're beyond the brink, even the doomsaying will have stopped.

>>9431325
We can just use doomsaying as a meter for the remaining lifespan of /wg/. The more doom saying there is, the more time it has left. The less doom saying there is, the less time there is left. Just the fact that there are people doom saying and posting bait is proof that /wg/ still has enough blood to keep going

>>9432362
If that helps you sleep at night, then so be it. I don't care.

>>9376999
Good shit, anon.

I've already submitted that prompt on the archive, but fuck it, I'll post it here too.

(You) died from an exceptionally severe pneumonia (or tuberculosis, your choice) and moved on to the afterlife. Or at least, that was the plan. Fortunately, Calli offers you a deal: She would create a new body for your soul to inhabit in exchange of you becoming her assistant for her side gig as a live streamer.

Following your reincarnation, you decide to hold a journal which chronicles your thoughts and experiences about your new job, the colorful people you now interact with on a regular basis, as well as your growing feelings for the pink-haired reaper who gave you a new lease on life.

>>9430979
I second this.

>>9433037
>Fortunately, Calli
stopped reading there

>>9433677
Sasuga anti, kek.

>>9429119
>>9429410
The duality of man.

Interesting concept.

>>9434552
Isn't it?

>>9434552
Wait, which prompt are you talking about here ?

I notice a complete lack of Uruka on this Uruka themed writethread. Officially requesting an FMG story with Uruka. She takes some weird expired cough drops or something and ends up growing hyper muscles bigger than the Hulk. Sudden rush of confidence, tons of flexing and showing off and bragging, especially her biceps and pecs. Optional: Lia and Tenma lusting after her muscles, Pippa doing something that makes Uruka even MORE musclebound for the lulz.

>>9434725
Sorry, we don't write about nobodies here.

>>9434725
/wg/ has mostly been holo-focused with some nijifics here and there, so other chuuba fics are usually a hit-or-miss.

Also let's be real, you can't make Tenma lusting after the muscles optional, she lives for that shit

>>9434725
I know this breaks rule 1, but this IS the Uruka edition. Anyone willing to give it a shot?

>>9434747
Her pic and name are in the fucking anchor and first post.

>>9434875
Yeah, we don't have any control over those.

>>9434845
All the writers here are holobronies, so there's next to zero chance it'll get written. I'm blunt on purpose so you don't hold out false hopes.

>>9434875
He's baiting.

>>9434965
Meds

>>9434930
Honestly the only chuuba I watch out of Phase Connect is Tenma, otherwise I'd pick up that Uruka prompt

Also ironically I've been watching less Holo and Niji as of recent but since /wg/ only mostly writes about Holos.. Eh.

>>9434845
See >>9364832 , The rule post is bait, ignore it

>>9435133
Thanks for your input, rulebreaker, but we've already discussed this at length in previous threads. These are the official rules of /wg/. Try /lit/.

>>9434725
I just want to know whether this is some kinda reference to something in her streams, or if you just like musclegirls.

>>9435133
This.

>>9435221
This.

>>9435257
Both. Really into muscle women with big pecs and biceps, but she did show a cursed drawing at the beginning of one of her streams recently, i think the Muse Dash one, a sketch if her getting jacked, and Tenma replied in the chat, and Uruka had to time her out. Also, in her theme song, she calls herself weak and bony.

>>9435380
Fair, I guess.

>>9435943
Don't guess. Take control, for once in your life.

>>9435951
I had a stroke trying to read this. What the fuck are you on about ?

>>9435221
You will never be a mod.

>>9437178
Be thankful for that.

Whenever I see Polka, I think of the shitposter; whenever I see Lamy, I think of the schizos; and now whenever I see Pekora I think of the faggots

I wonder which chuuba is going to be violated by /wg/ next

>>9438025
if you let a chuuba fanbase ruin them for you
you are actually mentally challenged

>>9438025
Don't think of the faggots. Think of motivation.

>>9438212
Point out the part where I said ruined, o retard?

>>9438350
Can't, already associated with vergil

>>9438697
simple solution: associate the three together

>>9438025
Aqua is next.
> atishi sa...*Slurp"... hontoni....hontoni kirai omae

>>9434965
He's not, retard.

>>9429119
>>9429148
I thank you and your clone

>>9432537
Thank you!

>>9439187
>Bunch of anons acting like a clueless retarded girl
I'm fine with this

>>9440749
Don't mention it.

>>9363240
Visiting your lovely friend Suiseis apartment for the first time. She has to walk off to take a phone call and while she does (You) decide to go to the bathroom. To your horror you soon discover that there isn't a single bathroom in her apartment.

>>9441330
Keksimus Maximus

>>9363240
I just woke up feeling like fucking Ryan Gosling. I blame Matthew for this and it was the most in depth chuuba dream I've ever had. Fuck.
A story in which you are trapped in a Themepark with Aqua for an extended period of time. Originally it was meant to be a virtual Themepark experiment gone awry and you couldn't get out, but that's too close to SAO for my tastes and can be up to you. While initially distrusting of being stuck with some nobody fan, Aqua begins to gradually warm up to you over time as you cooperate with her and keep her safe. Carrying Aqua through the ankle deep water of a water ride to avoid her needing to try to navigate it in her clearly-not-meant-to-do-this-shit shoes, getting her sweets and other themepark food to keep her happy, and protecting her from the occasional gigaotaku. A fluff story about winning the onion's heart before the two of you are seperated. The last thing I remember was sex with the Onion before I woke up so... That's a possibility.

>>9437178
It's just SEAnon and his butt buddy... Or he's replying to himself which is another possibility. It's that time of day. Whenever you see overtly hostile behavior and tribalism, it's usually them. They've been awake since around 5:30AM EST and will generally fuck off in a few hours. Learn your time tables.

>>9442110
I don't know if I should envy you for having such a nice and heartwarming dream... or pity you for getting a taste of the impossible only to wake up and realize it will never happen.

Kusatori request. Mori is tired of chimkin's whiny shit and finally agrees to fuck her. Mori's flaccid cock is bigger than a telephone pole stretching her like a living condom, and after she finally crams it in chimkin, her cock grows fully hard, bigger than a skyscraper inside her, and she busts a few octillion nuts and cumflates her before chimkin bursts with Mori's cum across the far reaches of the universe. She revives, of course, but knows her place afterwards. What the fuck is this sliding capcha shit

>>9443423
Well that's just obscene

>>9443423
>What the fuck is this sliding capcha shit
fucking gold

>>9443470
No the capcha is really bullshit

>>9443423
I think you lost buddy /d/ is two doors down

>>9443952
I was gonna say.

>>9444333
Nice triple double samefag

>>9445762
Kek, I'm not the other anon but okay.

>>9443423
>what the fuck is this sliding capcha shit
holy fuck my sides

Bump

>>9454216
Double bump for (you)

Word of the day : Gasconade n. Boastfulness; bravado.

>>9456496
But can you use it in a sentence?
I actually sincerely like the challenges stuff from the last thread. Feels helpful.

>>9456620
I'm not the challenge anon. Just thought since I know a lot of words, I could post a word of the day as a sort of bump if the thread needs it.

Use in a sentence as you requested (as taken from the merriam-webster dictionary) : "if you believe the gasconade of his memoirs, he pretty much won World War II on his own."

>>9456772
The thread needs it.

>>9459803
This.

Just a slow night. 57 IPs are pretty nice.

>>9460918
It's normally bustling with activity, and 57 IPs is the usual for a thread that has been up for 2 days. We're getting slower and slower.

Challenge of the day. Add one more line of description to 5 objects, living or otherwise in your current work. Bonus: Add 5 more lines of description to one key moment in your story.

>>9463567
You couldn't be more obviously trying to rouse interest if you tried...

>>9463509
>bustling with activity
If by "activity" you mean "shitposting"

>>9463703
No, there's been bait but recently it's gotten ignored. I mean normal discussion.

I miss pekoanon

>>9464313
They're still around. They just don't post much actual Pekoanon stuff unless they're hilariously horny.
>>9463793
Yeah, but there's not been much to discuss, really. No stories to discuss, criticism, etc. It's been actually slow. I dunno, man; I'm certainly not a font of topics. We've all made the discussion of stuff we like.

>>9464313
I don’t. Hope he fuck offs already.

>>9464735
Ditto. Attention whore schizo needs to choke on his own tongue.

>>9464604
That's because there's not really much to discuss especially since the forum in general has kind of started to turn against 'lore' due to EN2 drama so the only kind of secondary discussion that can really happen is horny posting as the primary discussion of the fics can't really happen without new shit getting posted.
Unless anyone wants to gush over something from the archive you recently read and want to talk about?

>>9466578
Yeah, sure. Kintsugi. Excellent story with good build up and a satisfying payoff. The only thing I'd really have liked to have seen would have been some sort of resolution with Fubuki. I think there was something offhandedly mentioned but nothing I can remember off the top of my head, but Mio implied that Fubuki knew (You) liked her and was basking in all that attention and affection. I'm curious as to if Fubuki ever actually felt anything for (You) or if she was just sucking up your affections because it made her feel good (or maybe she was even doing it to be a bitch to Mio). Also would have liked more info on what the fuck Yagoo was, but y'know. Just a wonderful story I wish I checked out in depth sooner.

>>9466772
>it's another matthew story
why should new writers even bother trying

>>9467019
To learn, grow, improve, and maybe one day be on the same level as that motherfucker. Dude's pacing and knowledge of just what to do at the right times is infuriating. Gotta start taking notes.

>>9467082
I'm going to track down matthewanon and climb up his ass to claim his knowledge

>>9467469
Would you say you were going to... wriggle up his ass and wear him like a suit?

reminder that if you don't make backups of the stories you like, you have no right to complain if they ever get privated/the thread dies

>>9464735
I hope he finishes his Risu nut jars story in time for NNN.

>>9467737
I'd advise this as well. If anything ever happens to the archive, that's one thing. The Pastebin still exists and gets updated every so often it looks like. But if anything else happens to the links or something, that's something else entirely.

>>9467082
Where is matthew anyway? I feel like I haven't seen him in a while, did he leave?

>>9468296
He said he mostly lurks, rarely comments anyway

>>9468296
Most authors don't self-identify unless the situation specifically calls for it. Examples being stories being posted, discussed, questions for the author, etc. Matthew would usually post their stories, respond to some feedback, and then vanish back into anonymity. In short; there's just no way to tell if he's around or not until he posts a story.

>>9463567
I want to pull that swimsuit forward just enough to shove my dick into it and then thrust against Watame's tummy while the suit clamps against me and keeps me pressed against her. I know that sounds like a pain to pull off and probably wouldn't be stimulating, but it's the principle of the thing. Sheep erotic. Bump.

>>9468296
He posted the sequel to petting your fox not too long ago, like the other Anon's said he's just not vocal about his presence. Most author's aren't.

>>9470505
>Most author's aren't.
Dustbunnychama....

>>9470704
she's dead, anon. you have to let go.

>>9470753
No, I was more referencing the fact she was only too eager to tell everyone it was her posting.

>>9470753
>It wasn't Selen who died in the accident, it was Dustbunny

>>9470802
I wish.

>>9470753
Is she ever gonna actually debut as a vtuber?

>>9470892
was probably just looking for attention
reminds me of that old video
some kid saying "you are disrespecting a future united states serviceman" or something

Any stories you're looking forward to?
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the second part of Nursing Catto.

>>9470892
Maybe? I just realized I think she blocked me on Twitter. I never even said anything, what the fuck.

>>9470892
You believed that bullshit?

>>9471010
at this point i will be happy if anything is written

>>9397472
Archiveanon, I must ask. What are your criteria for archiving something? Because at this point I can't really tell. It can't be things that are too short because poems get in and the tag "short" exists. Greentexts are a thing, shitposting is a thing. Effort... can't be measured. I'm assuming whatever is anchored gets archived along with whatever is handed to you in a document?

>>9470964
Except that guy actually did end up becoming a soldier

>>9471213
did he really?

I'm honestly not sure that Dustbunny was a girl. I'm 90% sure it was just some random ddude.

>>9471308
the vocaroos
i mean they could have gotten someone else to record them, or even paid someone on fiver, but i have to question how far someone is gonna go to pretend they're a girl on a niche fanfiction thread

>>9471363
>but i have to question how far someone is gonna go to pretend they're a girl on a niche fanfiction thread
Yeah, and we found out how far one schizo is willing to go.

>>9471245
Double checked, I got bamboozled. Someone was pretending they were that kid.

The real guy is a soundcloud rapper now.

>>9471505
fair point lol

>>9471162
Stories, notable shitposts/greentexts that aren't single line things...shitposting in particular is kind of hard to quantify and I've probably been slipping on some things due to several complications demanding a lot of my time, energy, and attention. I've been relying on the story anchor to sort of alleviate some of the "Oh no I've fucked up" situations. Why, exactly? Did I miss something you want archived, or is this a general question? If the former, my apologies, please point me in the right direction. It's more than likely I just glossed over it by mistake.

>>9470892
She posted a sort of 'animated music video' on her channel a few weeks ago, in which she covered a song. I think she geniunely wants to become a vtuber, and wasn't lying about it. Furthermore, she started talking about debuting as a vtuber on /asp/ a while before she appeared here. It's just taking a while, and she's probably busy with real life or something right now. Or maybe she gave up on being a vtuber after seeing how difficult it would be to gather an audience wanting to watch her, i dunno. You can find the channel if you look around /asp/ in nyafuu.

>>9471363
Meds onegai...

>>9471870
>>9364672

Dustbunny might still be here for all we know, after all, the last time she was identified here was when she was told to stop avatarfagging so maybe she took that advice.

>>9472033
probably woulda popped up as soon as the topic was raised
safe to say she's gone
we're running a skeleton crew right now

>>9472033
>>9472076
Nah she's gone currently, I also tried asking about her on /asp/, but there was only radio silence

>>9472221
i don't blame her

>>9471998
Ah. Right.

Real talk I think a guy pretending to be a guy pretending to be chuuba is too many degrees of separation to be applicable to these threads

>>9472346
i would agree with you if the pekowatameshitposter didn't exist

>>9472397
He's who I'm talking about. I don't want to come off as content policing but there's gotta be some line, surely.

>>9472465
what kind of line are you trying to draw?

>>9472465
I'd agree with you if Miyuki didn't exist.

>>9472530
are you still seething over the incestfag's OC?

>>9472568
Sorry, force of habit.

>>9472599
people like you are why writers are leaving us

>>9472524
I'm just of the mind that the actual chuuba should be featured in some way. At the end of the day it's ArhciveAnon's call and he's got a good head on his shoulders it seems. It's just how I feel.

>>9472530
I think those fics get a pass because Fubuki still prominently features in them, even if I don't particularly care for them either way.

>>9472647
oh i see you're talking about the pekoschizo's roleplay
i don't think it should be archived either, it's just ERP

>>9472688
Erp should t even be in this general.

>>9472754
no it shouldn't, but once again we don't have any control over that and unfortunately a few people here encourage it

>>9472688
Yeah, I don't think removing them is a particularly good idea, the warning that they're gay as fuck is fine, but I don't think they should be added after either. I've just never seen anyone say that ERP and fic writing are equivocal until it was someone who was an admitted malcontent doing both.

>>9472647
the pekofag stuff being archived is weird enough but it was sort of a big and widely responded to deal at the time of posting and something akin to thread history if only due to the response it got and the insanity that followed as more things came to light so i can understand it

>>9472841
The fact that his stories haven't deleted even after the shit he did is just sad.

>>9472866
Archiveanon is just being a huge fag with this shit.

https://www.strawpoll.me/45644119
So we can prevent samefaggging opinions.

>>9472866
The problem with that lies in that who can say what he actually did or did not write, and it'd be dumb to just trust him on what he says he wrote.

>>9472346
I mean in objective terms the pekofag ERP shit is very much Chuuba related due to the character rping as a chuuba.
It's dumb but it fits the criteria of vtuber fic written and posted to the thread.

>>9472937
This. You fucking idiots are really going to take a notorious schizo at their word? Are you fucking retarded? Sorry, I'm Pekofag. I wrote Cover High and I'm also Matthew. Oops, all my stories are gone now! Whoopsie! You fucking mouthbreathers are insufferable.

>>9472922
>vote
>your vote has been counted
>results page says 0 votes
thanks strawpoll
for the record i voted no to both

>>9472900
Get out, now

>>9473014
>for the record i voted no to both
Same

>>9473030
stop sucking his dick
he's doing a great job with the archive but he's not the fucking second coming of christ

>>9473078
Get out, now

>>9473030
We're allowed to critique him. We can't even access the prompt archive anymore.

>>9473090
You realize this does more harm than good? People are fallible.

>>9473014
>Vote yes to first, no to second
>check votes
>yes to both had four votes and everything else has 0

hmm

New thread
>>9473161

>>9473162
lol riggedpoll more like

>>9473134
That's because the moron posting the prompt board isn't posting the fixed link. They broke it and never bothered to repair it.

Anyone else notice that the dumb prompt spam at the start also correlate to less prompt spamming general since the prompt board post is lower? Or is that just a dumb observation that could just be linked to the thread reclining in activity in general.

>>9473206
Yeah and archiveanon got pissed whenever someone posted a prompt first before the prompt board.

>>9473253
Shit. He shit talked an anon about posting prompts first and now he can’t even bother posting the prompt bird anymore.

>>9473311
Don't even know why people suck his dick much.

>>9473354
because anonymous penis tastes so yummy, slurp slurp

>>9473311
>>9473354
You two SEAniggers really need to be less obvious

>>9473354
Just a few anons. Who get extremely vocal at any critique.

>>9473381
He's right though. There's no denying that.

>>9473381
Really? I think it's nice that they post the exact same shit at the exact same time. It makes it easy to single out. They are correct in that maybe it's a little egregious at times, but their obvious tells are...well, obvious.

>>9473311
>bird
phoneposterchama...

>>9473205
it's just reclining in general. it's not so much a bad thing since for every 10 prompts posted, maybe one would get picked up anyway

there's a finite number of people interested in a niche hobby about a niche interest, and those people have a finite amount of patience
why bother fleshing out a whole scenario if it's just going to get ignored again...and again...and again?
of course, this is only natural - writers are not obligated to pick up prompts at all, but it is why we no longer see as many prompts

I really honest to god think that that dude is making me hate polka

>>9473449
Most prompts were made by me. I've stopped making them entirely. There's literally no change beyond that, I was the only one putting in actual effort into prompts, with the occasional idea of two per thread. It's the same as it's always been, sex posting.

> me me me

>>9473552
>>9438212

>>9473563
that's not true, like 90% of the prompts in the archive were made by me

>it's the middle of day in SEA
holy shit they really are aren't they? Either that or Zhangs.

So, who's the faggot that keeps spamming the polka prompts?

>>9473606
it's the pekoschizo's prompts and he keeps claiming someone else is impersonating him

>>9473606
The Schizo.

>>9473592
I never archive my prompts, it's useless. I did it once like 3 months ago and never again. I used to post them like 3 threads and drop them.

>>9473604
correlation does not equal causation
but since i'm biased, yeah it's probably indogs or malays

>>9473648
Someone used to transfer prompts to the prompt archive but they stopped. Probably bailed, which is a shame.

>>9473606
Someone pretending to be the Pekoanon or the Pekoanon being twofaced.
>>9473604
No shit. We deduced this ages ago. They work on times tables. They'll fuck off in maybe 7-8 hours. I'm convinced at this point it's one faggot phoneposting to back himself up, but there may be two.

>>9473728
>Pekoanon
It's him and you know its him.

>>9473728
Sigh. Come on then, make a list of mentions and I'll reply with the (You)'s. I'm phoneposting so I can't do the hackerman thing. I haven't written a single comment that could spark discussion since that thread.

>>9473721
people can do it themselves, that's the entire point of the prompt archive having the submission form

>>9473721
can't blame them

>Around post 275~ some sort of heated discussion kicks off that forces the thread to bump limit
>New threads always just so happen to coincide with SEA posters being awake and the initial burst of early thread shitposting with the Pekoschizo prompts and bait rules posts.
Many such cases!

>>9474045
welcome to the future, anon

>>9474045
To be honest, the near bump limit discussion post this time was me and I didn't notice we were so close.

Though they clearly hopped on and used it to shit on ArchiveAnon to get there faster.

>>9474102
holy shit dude you should write a story about sucking and fucking him

Still not gonna post in your early thread until this one is archived SEAmonkey, nice try.

>>9474102
True, but worshiping isn't the right call either. Call out reasonable errors, else leave it be. If they wanted their dick sucked so badly they'd wear a trip or something.

man I just don’t know anymore

>>9474356
that's life

>>9474356
It's that time of the night dude. The SEAmonkies are awake. Seems they've gone on to the new thread for fresh bites now that they've been called out here. Just ignore it. All they want to do is stir up shit and cause fights/generally cause instability. Just chill.

>>9474892
Now cut to the one where it shows Marine cumming.

>>9474892
why is she white

>>9474892
>find source
>fat hairy bald man
GODDAMNIT FUCK

>>9475079
oh nice, i assumed it was more garbage futa

hard to believe we're at 400+ stories huh

>>9475297
564 if my line counter is accurate and 1 line equal 1 story.

>>9475356
jesus christ
good job fellas

Do you think a community curated archive besides the G. Doc one could work, or is that idea destined for failure by bad apples?

>>9475780
If you mean in the sense of making like a voted on "Best Of", it's quite obvious to see when someone is arguing in bad faith about the quality of a work, and you can just look back in the thread archives to see what the actual reception was.

If you mean a community edited and added to archive? I think more often than not would be spoiled by malcontents or abandoned and left to one or two people, leaving not much point to it's existence.

>>9475907
Was specifically thinking of the latter, yes. A shame. Would someone else step up to be the archiver if something were to happen to the current one?

>>9475954
I'd sure hope so, and if nobody else would I guess I could. I'm here all the time anyway. :\

>>9475985
That's good to know, then. Always good to have a contingency.

>>9476058
I sure hope you're not planning to kill him. I wanna see more HoloFantasy

>>9476089
He mentioned things being hectic. May come to the point where someone else is needed.

>>9476194
Ehh, everyone's life gets crazy from time to time. Until shown otherwise I'm not gonna worry about that possibility.

>>9475780
Shitposter here, I'll just delete it all