/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>94077804
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>94077817
Amen.

Why is a whore the op???

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>94077817
amen

>Garbris Assbooty Dog

>>94077817
Amen.
>>94077957
SEXO

>>94077902
the whore is erotic

>>94077804
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>REGIS ALTARE Hero's Haven VR World FREE DOWNLOAD
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
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https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW EXTERNAL COLLAB COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbJtxDr6L7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LWE70I2cGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqFPgcMt_Jo

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR25LxbagR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv1XpamEEEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD357Gyrsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT3dsUILcXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ln0frZs_4U

fucking retard can’t read the screen

>>94078064
Oh boy lol

Bettel learning and accepting he is assbooty dog

>>94077817
Amen.

>>94078468
(´⊂_｀;) monkey!

TAVI ON THE BLOCKY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfcbjUuA6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfcbjUuA6E
ALSO PURPLE
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

TAVI ON THE ARMADA BADLANDS BLOCKGAME TELLYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfcbjUuA6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfcbjUuA6E
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

Gibby is roon

>>94078690
of course he is, he's black

>>94078724
>>94078690
He's certainly horny and black enough to be one...

>>94078724
first he was a vestie. then he was a hakkito. now he's a roon. what a bandwagon fan

Who should I check out if I never watched Stars EN before?

>>94078879
He never was a hakkito, he just said that so it would seem like he only watched Nowa like most vesties kek

>>94079003
all of them then pick your favorite

>>94079003
Vesper

>>94079003
Mr gavis bettel,Octavio,and Flayon are Streaming right now ( ;∀;)

Flayons a control freak

>>94079003
probably ruze, he has a lot of different things going on. tavi if you like music, he is really going at it. bettel is popular but opinion on him is pretty divided, he is streaming right now. axel is my oshi but he has been really sporadic and his latest streams have been marver rivals or league and i don't think it's a good place to start

>>94078879
he's always lied

>>94078510
Sasquatch, actually.

>>94079003
What kind of stuff do you like?

CHIKNGRAVY CANCELLATION HATE

bettel giving a thumbs up to 14Black_Sun88 has me giggling out loud at 5am

>>94079003
Depends mostly on taste. They all have their charms, but they're pretty different.

>>94079951
Happy MLK day, anon.

>>94079951
>14Black_Sun88
damn it, i like 88

>>94079003
Axel, Shinri, Ruze are solid choices.

>>94079865
dumbasses HATE

>>94079865
Hey, Hakka just wants to be like his oshi, leave him alone.

>Assbooty vs Bootygrasper
kino

>>94079003
It depends, are you a bro or a sister?

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1881562060972249574
LOREKINOOOOOOOOOO

>>94081812
looks like he's doing a lore video like Bettel did for his reveal, it's eerily similar with the black & white art and contextless posting ahead of time
though unlike Bettel, Jurard hasn't credited the artist yet. Could it be his mama?

>>94081812
SEX WITH DINOSSSSS

>>94062876
>Jan 29th
>collabing with psycho blue on rapist blue's birthday
Yep. Shiny Spicy is totally dead.

>>94083704
Altare's birthday stream will probably be around 20 hours after this collab, but you can't expect much intelligence from monkeys like you

Hes such a fucking smug brat

>>94083704
>Jan 29th
>JST
>meaning it's on Jan 28th for Altare, which isn't his birthday
Retard.

what is this

>>94083977
cowboy

flip learns to gamble, the stream
>Y0w00M

>>94079003
Hakka

>>94079542
Hakka is the whole package. He's sweet and cute but also edgy and chaotic. He draws, sings, does funny chatting streams and gameshows. He's fun alone or with friends. He'sa complete baby gamer but at least he makes it entertaining to watch him struggle. Most of all, he loves his fans and holostars very much and delivers on his promises as much as he can. I highly recommend you watch him.

why is he such a stalker?

>>94084736
god I wish I was Ron and alone with Flay

He's probably seen your account to be honest

>>94084811
you wanna be and unloved son that gets verbally berated and disowned by his own father?

stuffing adderall down flayon’s throat and making him stream minecraft for 6 hours

i love my red retarded pilot prince cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much

>>94084875
for a bit, yeah.
I bet he secretly still loves him tho

I've given up waiting for holostars to be added to holocure. Please somebody make a good holostars-only fangame!!!! No rpg maker or visual novel shit...

(*＾▽＾*) since being here I feel less depressed. I love the roons and flayon is cool I guess!

>>94085700
Silence niggerman, you will play ze fire emblem

>>94085700
Better start learning Unity or Godot and make a game yourself pal.
Or wait for someone like KevinCow to make one.

>>94085700
It takes time anon.......

>>94081812
The tone is dark and grey in contrast to his debut lore video. I think he is leaving the Badlands behind. Are we getting a defeated prodigal prince in 2025?

Any favorite Armis outfit predictions, Anons?

>>94085700
>>94085999
kys

>>94086977
I feel like a clash with Tempus would be more likely than Cover being brave enough to show whatever Jurard's scaly kingdom would look like.

>>94085700
Be the change you want to see

I MISS MY BABY DINO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THESE HOURS AREN’T RIGHT WITHOUT HIS SUPERSONIC SCREECHING RATTLING THE INSIDE OF MY SKULL I NEED HIM BACK I NEED HIM BACK I MISS HIM AAAAAAAAAAA

>>94081812
>copying bettel
First the whole boyfailure act. Now this.

>>94087817
Fuck off nigger

>>94087845
>Not denying it

>>94087817
because it works?

>people on /vt/, of all places, thinking Bettel invented the idea of a grown man acting like an incompetent child

>>94087817
I wish Bettel would copy his drive, his passion, his motivation, his commitment to the bit, his character acting, his love for lore and being chuuni, his vocal lessons, his Japanese lessons, his enthusiasm for streaming, his love for cuteness aggression, how he bullies his mascots, how he works through his anxiety appropriately without dumping it on his audience, how he gets excited for and hypes up his own projects, how he backs himself and pumps himself up full of confidence, how he doesn’t drag himself down with unnecessary criticism, how he doesn’t have anything negative to say about his MVs, how he owns his vocal performances and builds on top of them to get better instead of burying his back portfolio and pretending it doesn’t exist

>>94088027
>I wish Bettel would copy his drive, his passion, his motivation
why would he need to or want to?

>>94088053
These are all things that had in his first nine months before he went to twitch con and got coof and then decided it was cool to sit on his ass doing the bare minimum while the money rolls in

>>94088116
Blame not magni for convincing bettel that side hustling a podcast with him was a good idea.

>>94088027
I have to say, it is nice to have someone with some confidence around. I feel like a lot of the boys are afraid to really hype the shit out of the things they do the way he does. It's sweet seeing how genuinely excited he is to share all his projects.

>Dog-coded
Altare
Axel
Hakka
Jutard
Goldbullet
>Cat-coded
Altare
Bettel
Flayon
Shinri
Ruze
Octavio

>>94088382
AWNBAD

>>94088382
FWNBAC

>>94088373
>I feel like a lot of the boys are afraid to really hype the shit out of the things they do the way he does
Knowing how holo treats the boys, it's understandable how some of them have been disillusioned about everything behind the scenes.

>>94088382
nya~

>>94088382
>believing flayon’s cat propaganda
he’s like a pomeranian raised amongst cats that bounces off the walls and nyooms around but believes he is a cat because the cats sit still and accept him getting up in their faces and sharing their food bowls and beds

>>94089065
I think flayon should be a chihuahua

>>94088027
>love for lore
>barely uses dino toggle

>>94088432
I had trouble with reeda since he really loves dogs and has a praise kink, but yeah almost everything else about his personality screams cat to me
>>94089065
Interesting... I can see it

>>94089065
>>94089139
you are both wrong, he’s a dachshund

>>94088544
should have been public and shown how CUTE he is

>>94089293
nyo because it’s so much sweeter when he tells us that he feels more comfortable letting his hair down in relative privacy, that oshi trust is everything, the strongest drug

>>94088486
And this is when I began to appreciate Jurard: When Altare announced that he's taking a break, almost everyone on twitter sounded displeased and pessimistic. Then Jurard took the opposite route and said that he'll do his best, not just for himself but for holostars as a whole. It was a bold move going against the tide. I respect that.

Taking Flayon to the vet to get neutered

>>94085999
>KevinCow
Hell nah that dude is a big menhera and only makes games for clout, also not to mention he's a big unityfag so there's no way he's not gonna slip some holo references in

>>94089453
would i get to keep them? if so i’m gonna cast them in resin and make them into earrings

>>94089381
shut up jutard

>>94089381
Jurard only cares about hololive

>>94085700
>>94085999
What kind of game do you want to see the boys in?

any poses in mind, roons?
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1881604458020552845

>>94089772
jacketless kabedon the camera, arms up both pits visible

>>94089772
face down ass up

Just curious. The audience for homostars is primarily women and homos right?

don't do it

>>94089687
Farming game :3

>>94089832
tranny he/they women and mentally ill sea women only

>>94089862
WHO UP GRIPPING THEIR WORM

>>94089772
him being breastfed pov shot

>>94089909
COME HERE I'LL SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU

>>94089772
Down on all fours butt to the camera

>>94089979
Ueeee I miss him

>>94089979
reeda rabu chu

>>94089909
You will never match my magnificence, Wormkka.

>>94089687
something like holocure would be cool

>>94090086
LOVE LOVE LOVE REGIS ALTARE

>>94089772

>>94090177
Ugly

>>94090177
everyone remembers bettel doing this move but no one remember shinri's

>>94090318
No, I remember all of Shinri's very vividly...

>>94090177
still miffed that i sat there looking at my phone waiting for the segment to be over for 50 minutes and it turned out to be the whole point of the showcase and then i had to watch this useless asshole forget the lyrics and choreography and completely flub find it like an embarrassing afterthought

>>94090318
Because Bettel's was ugly.

>>94090164
HATE HATE HATE REGIS ALTARE

we hate regis altare

rabu rabu rabu cutest blue leader biggest beloved leader in the whole wide world

>>94090616
Yes~!

roons getting late night slammed

gaviskettil

>>94089879
Which one are you?

RAPE RAPE RAPE REGIS ALTARE

we fuck regis altare

I think I can confidently say I'm the last straight dude in /MANS/ now.

>>94090756
a little of both columns

>>94091023
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

>>94091023
>>94091114
slurping balls, even if it's your homie, is still gay you know

>>94090616
Always.

>>94091023
>>94091114
Nice to know. Now spread those legs open.

i think i can confidently say i am the biggest faggot in /MANS/ now.

>>94091023
>>94091114
Post dick

>>94091023
>>94091114
not for long

>>94092292
>not a hakkito
Not gay enough

>>94092292
weak

HAKKA MONITORING COVER WHEN

rubbing awwtare's butt on /mans/

>>94090318
By the time Shinri got on I was bitching in the thread instead of watching the stream desu

>>94094818
no wonder it smells like dried cum in here

>>94095409
....you get off to awwtare?

>>94096466
awwtare is a cute rapeable shota

I am currently masturbating to Machina x Flayon

I am currently ejaculating in Machina X Flayon

>>94097757
hey me too

When will there be streams of games that aren't marvel rivals?

>>94096777
ewwtare is not cute

>>94098009
You are in luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDs4M33iQM

>>94098009
Literally watch anyone other than dingoose

Octavio's new hair looks like a bad clip on ponytail extension I'm not sorry it doesn't match the rest of his hair texture at all

>>94098413
I’m prepared for severe disappointment with how all of VG’s outfits went. Only axel had taste, and looks like even ruze is pulling a bettel with his personal tastes overriding the character.

>>94098281
>Don't watch the one worth watching
amazing advice

>>94098863
>bettel and axel
>worth watching
you just have shit taste

>>94098192
Yes, I am.

>>94098862
Axel's mama had taste. Not Axel. He left it all to her.

>>94099166
Well, he gave her like a general "I like this" and then let her do her thing, Ginka mama knows what's good

>>94099141
aesthetically awwkka and awwri are miles cuter, but i understand why choices were made with the proportions and rigging to make it VR full body compatible and highly expressive in movement. i hope we get a little bluefuck dance time soon, i miss my ugly first gen test son.

>>94098413
Octavio hates his twinky model. He wants to be a Final Fantasy character so bad.

>>94099245
Awwka and Awwri will never be able to dance like this. They have no hips and no knees. Awwtare is superior.

>>94098862
I think long-haired boys are overrated

>>94099426
what other alternate hairstyle could he get? his hair is so short you can't really style it many other ways

>>94099426
In fact long hair on men is low tier. You have to be careful with it or else it looks too womanly or like chink shit. I'll reserve my judgement for when it's actually revealed though

>>94099543
It's not that short, the longer parts are just in the braids. You could do plenty with short hair though

>>94099543
let P-poco mama handle it desu, she’s accomplished in drawing across many different character stylings while retaining her sovl

>>94099426
I think you're a colossal faggot

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDs4M33iQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDs4M33iQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDs4M33iQM

>>94099714
Fuck off, ruze

>probably won't be able to follow the schedule due to family and work stuff
No....

>>94099945
on the bright side the game/stream choices are set, so he’ll be able to guerrilla them around if needed… silly little dumbass. but i’m excited for cooking cover work in the studios :3

>>94099993
True. It's probably for the best that it's happening this week so he doesn't end up overlapping with ARMIS outfits.

Axel's idea of good stream content is just malding repeatedly at other players I guess

As long as Armis kept their respective og mamas, I'm confident that they'll get good designs. Their mamas occassionally watch their streams and know their characters well. The affection between the boys and their mamas is so evident. They're in good hands.

>>94100979
very good content

>>94101123
I mean... Bettel had his og mama make his second outfit and Senzaki is the most invested Stars mama there is

>>94101280
But Bettel's original design is not as good as Armis' to begin with.

>>94090712
>bundle of sticks

I remember when /MANS/ was a general of people who liked HolostarsEN, now it's just a bunch of faggots who waste their time shitting on everything related to it. Why even bother anymore, just scrap everything and make an anti general.

>>94101692
it's uncooked spaghetti. clown is brittle as fuck

>>94101857
maybe if we had streams and didn't have a baby who threw a fit and left for 3 months

>>94101857
I remember when anons used to ignore shit tier bait instead of constantly bringing attention to it and making the schizos stay.

>>94101857
Did something else go down? It's been worse ever since nyfco went offline, but the past few days have been threads speeding with inane bitching.

>WAAAHHHH!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SHITTING ON THE LAZY BOYS!?!??!?!
>ITS NOT FAIR!!!

>>94102171
apparently, yeah. The retarded post above didn't use to happen until recently

>>94102111
It's not bait, it's just the state of the thread. People constantly shitting on other talents while propping up their oshi, it's the thread culture right now.

His single function brain is reverting to JP when he does try to talk kek

your oshi SUCKS me off

>>94102348
The powerful single core CPU...

I personally love when Axel is full immersed on a silly game like this. It never fails to amaze me how it seems like the simplest the game the more it appeals to him, while the big AAA games barely catch his attention

>>94102885
Yeah he said it's difficult to commentate but I'm loving these retard sounds escaping him kek

Guys I think that the more time passes the more the Axel copypasta is actually a prophecy. Axel keeps using these games to relive the HQ adventures because they all died on him

>>94102885
I mean, have you looked at big AAA? Bloated unfocused shit that does absolutely nothing new or interesting
This game though, I haven't seen something like it before. It focuses on exploring a specific idea for probably like 4 hours and you leave satisfied. Aniki knows his stuff (except for the league)

>>94103187
I hate how right you are

>>94101857
I was bored. It's funnier to make /mans/ angry.

>>94103187
There is no HQ in Holostars English.

>>94102171
I backread a little, seems like there was another one >>94067038

>>94102310
people, namely ruzaders, bettelion, octoposse and axelotls

JEFFSUIJI TODAY

>>94104099
i wonder which of the like 5 assets he's gonna use kek

I like every stars member except Flayon and like when they play together even Flayon, except in league

>>94104348
How do you like Jurard and Gibby if you don't like Flayon?

>>94102111
>I remember when anons used to ignore shit tier bait
That time never existed

>>94104528
They're not horribly autistic

>>94102310
Maybe their oshis are also talking down to other StarsEn talents? As they say, like oshi like fan.

i like to watch streams and support my oshi

>>94104657
And which of these possible oshis are you referring to, anon?

>>94104900
based
LOVE YOUR OSHI NOW!!!!!

>>94104988
My question was non-rhetorical. And please answer as truthfully as you can: which talent never spoke negatively, either directly or passive-aggressively against another StarsEn talent? And please do not use the old "it was a joke" excuse.

>>94104657
idk if any of the boys are as sensitive as you sound

they all hate eachother

>>94105726
Nta my oshi has told Flayon to GRADUATE which I think he was based for kek

https://x.com/Tina49506635/status/1881304071564628258

>>94106289
cute, I hope the taiwanpuras have fun

>>94106125
I'm not the one bothered by comments putting other people's oshi down in favor of their own. Hey, freedom of speech. I'm simply responding to the person who was wondering why this attitude among fans exist.

>>94106265
you need to rewatch that stream, he was saying it to all of them since none of the retards even tried to fix the oxygen

>>94106265
See, exactly.my point. This is why we enjoy insulting the shit out of the Stars. Thanks for the honesty.

>>94102885
Me too. I also like the games where Axel has to figure out the mechanics himself versus the game info dumping at him. Like the language one and the one mystery game where you have to piece the clues in sequence to get the full story. I dunno, I like seeing Aniki's RPG/puzzle/mystery brain kick into high gear.

>>94106666
VG (and especially Flayon) ruined the original Tempus dynamic and didn't gel with Vesper at all. There's 10 of them and the closest thing to a group dynamic now is Armis.

>the Stars

>>94106860
This is why he was great at Portal, there wasn't a lot of rules to read and he got to just figure shit out. I really would love to see him play the campaigns

>>94102171
The Elysium doxxsite went down a few days ago and they had a painfully desperate schizo who spammed inane shit like this all over it every day. He's got nowhere to go now so he's spamming here instead.

Do we have these for all of the boys, or just Hakka, Flayon and Jurard?

>>94101857
just ignore the antis and mag on

>>94108616
I saw some for Bettel but they aren't as good

>>94108696
Lol, I was gonna say I was surprised I haven't seen a Bettel one.

>>94108616
we need an axel version

You tell 'em, Ruze!

>>94108966
yes you can

>>94108966
I bet it was because Jurard threw a tantrum about being red since it's his only possibility to score "holored" collabs and Ruze gave in and took purple instead

>>94109073
why the fuck would ruze give in? has he gone soft?

JWNBR

Ruze is better associated with a sandy color to be quite honest with you family
It also doesn't overlap with the dead paripi

>>94109195
Unfortunately he is mature and has more important things to do than squabble with a retard when he isn't paid for it

Samefag-kun...

>>94109285
yeah but his name is crimzon

>>94109285
i miss dead paripi. he partied very hard

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE COLOR OF THEIR HAIR

>>94109377
*pubic hair

>>94109274
artists are really going all-in on the japanese-style predictions
https://x.com/N2111021/status/1881630026065719455

The only thing that matters is that they're whores

>>94109377
shut up jutard, you aren't red, never will be

>>94109377
no... shinri really is brown...

>>94109411
Yeah, I kind of wish there were some more western/modern-looking guesses for him, since the tag mentions "in the city", but I guess some bits of the silhouette hint at it looking Asian.

>>94109376
It kills my small withered soul

jurard will never acknowledge your dry pussy no matter how much you schizüpost

>>94109274
>>94109411
These remind me of the fucking hilarious outfit of someone who sounds very similar to him...

>>94109411
big dino brain using his costume slot to get his kimono because he knows stars en will never get them

https://voca.ro/1jhlHfaGKunC

>>94109743
Markiplier has a kimono outfit?

>>94109498
He's not brown!! He's... brownange

>>94109797
I really need a lyrics script for some of these
My favorite is still squeak squeak though

>>94109913
Burnt umbri...

>>94109898
Jurard wishes he sounded like markiplier

>>94109498
OK SPECIAL EXEMPTION: HE'S YELLOW

>>94109797
these things really shouldn't be as good as they are

>>94110184
No he is reddish brown

>>94109797

>>94110184
That's racist

>>94110368
look man he said it first

Imagine a Tempus collab where they say the Guild is in need of funds and they play Fast Food Simulator? That would be fun

It's over for Axel...
https://x.com/FURUICHIGASAKI/status/1881535396347269381

>>94109797
The “you will never be a woman” cracks me up every time kek
LEADER RABU

>>94110867
>FURUICHI
Before opening it I thought that was Magni's mama, but I went to check and she's called Showichi Furumi so I just merged the two names in my head

>>94108783
He even has the collar(s) and leash!

>>94108616
his torso looks like musk's

>>94110804
please dont let axel near the burgers

>>94111424
Wdym? Flipping burgers was literally his job man

>>94111424
Don't force him to speed cook shit and he'll be fine.

>>94111692
I mean, it's called fast food

https://x.com/HyacinthAlien
I found this artist (´⊂_｀;) interesting work

>>94112359
i dont wanna see what you schlick to kaomoji anon

No hakker today...

They're probably going to get busy soon as they record their 10 takes for the Expo appearance right?

Tavi hired me to mix his next orison from behind the jollibee's dumpster

https://voca.ro/153pfpDMWwYU

>>94112979
( ;∀;) I don't though.....

>>94113675
You have to be over 18 here

>>94113512
sunoanon love, sorry the threads are so shit these days

I miss ripdesk

>>94077804
Regis' graduation deflection thread.

I miss rentry yaoi fics

>>94115956
try this one
https://rentry.org/rooaz

>>94115939
i'm tired of peropero-ing, i need to sink my teeth into his bony hips

>>94115768
You are the only one that does, maybe make him his own thread or something

>94117751
Uh oh, melty incoming, everyone get your popcorn ready

CLOWN FAILING AT CARDS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kcJyF6ycAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kcJyF6ycAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kcJyF6ycAg

>>94117923
>says the one throwing the melty kek

>>94117924
So if all that matters is hair color, is Bettel's color grey?

>>94118338
No he’s black and purple, and facial hair is the most important

>>94117924
What the fuck is a balatro and can I eat it?

imagine altare brutally killing rpr and spreading his guts everywhere

The Jews cut power to my house yesterday before I could send my Jan 20th cookies. Made them ARMIS colors since they'll be getting new outfits this week. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy 4 More Years, and Otsustars!!!!

imagine altare brutally riding rpr and skewering his guts on massive slavcock

>>94118790
Why do you live in Gaza?

>>94118400
here is the updated new colors for holostars no gamma makes me sad...

>>94118790
Top view. I know I jobbed Jurard's colors, I was trying to mix black with what I had. Unfortunately, color theory is not my strong suit. Theories on the coloreds, though...

Imagine Altare streaming, now that would be crazy. I don't even remember the guy's voice

>>94118790
>>94118914
YAY COOKIES

>>94118914
And here is me turning Goldbullet a bit whiter using my homemade icing.

>>94119084
Ew

>racistmite fucks niggers
knew they were a woman

clown gets sets one rule in place and the self-assigned mods have already come out

>>94119084
And here is mein fuhrer taste testing the icing.
>>94119151
Silence Israeli and stop using your winter making machines to break my generator

>>94118790
>>94118914
Thank you!!!
______*chu*______
>>94119393
>break my generator
Hakka... is that you...?

ten bucks says every polmite itt is a black woman

>>94119471
>turning polmites black and female
DEI has gone too far

>doesn’t read
>doesn’t get the game
>chat trying to help him get the basics down
>still doesn’t read
>don’t backseat!!!! spam in chat
this is hell

>>94119393
>baking cookies
>fake cumshots
The estrogen is palpable, your dumbass loves getting raped by huge black cock and schlicking it to koreans. Being a magmite is but the most obvious aspect of your womanhood.

>>94118790
I want the orange cookie please!
(*＾▽＾*)

>>94119562
I don't know what you expected, there are some streams that you can smell from a mile away that it just aren't gonna work.

>>94119571
>BBC talk
>Sexual perversions
>Flaunts his weakness like virtue
/mans/, we have identified a Shlomo

>>94119726
You’re right. For some reason Hakka’s Balatro stream gave me false hope.

tradmitewife

>>94118790
>>94119084
>>94119393
>Deleted
Why are you such fucking snitches /MANS/?

I wanted to keep seeing cute dessert
(´TωT`)

altare should cut off rpr's balls and eat them raw

Flayon on the SF6 telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs

PILOT FINAL TRAINING ARC ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69PxasDIFTs

altare should suck off rpr's balls and eat cum raw

>>94119557
silence jezebel

Are you enjoying balatro???

>only an hour and a half today
he hates us so much

>>94120745
( ;∀;) I guess naptime for me then...

>>94120114
I consider my baking, antics with icing and the resulting tears of jannies and tourist trannies to be a winter tradition now. I've succeeded for another year except on the recipe front, my sister bakes them way better

Flush build is bad, most of the good jokers are for pair / two pair so you want full houses.

Spoiler alert: He would not remember what a pair build was

>>94121019
Do you bake other stuff besides cookies '.'?

>>94121606
Jews

>>94121676
(´ﾍ｀;) I don't think those taste good

>>94109797
RABU RABU RABU CUTEST BLUE LEADER
BIGGEST JOBBER JOBBER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD