/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>9397495
and funny too

>>9397398
thanks anon

when is goop goop's next stream

>>9397495
and ruggedly handsome too

Guys. Guys!
Chiropractors.

>>9397398
is it possible to calculate Gura's hair length using this

>>9397677
go back

>>9397685
You can be pretty certain it's below shoulder. Very feminine.

>>9397737
yes, she said so before. i want an exact number calculated with utmost precision

>>9397684
I think it's time we had a serious discussion about the legitimacy of chiropractors. I've been hearing a lot of good arguments, recently.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THEY ARE ABOUT TO START AGAIN

>>9398086
Where I live chiropractors are not covered by health insurance but homeopaths are, so I feel unqualified to comment on this
honestly I think someone straightening out my back and neck would do wonders

>>9398144
Just report and ignore.

You don't understand. All the chiropractor shitflinging here pursues a simple goal of Gura noticing and hopefully making fun of us on stream. If she actually takes her health seriously for a change, even better.

Gura Should Do Meal Prep

>>9398152
Sauce?

>>9397773
her hair length changes, you know.

>>9398394
it only goes UP. gura will not cut her hair

>>9398427
only because she can't find her scissors and doesn't want to leave her trailer home.

gao!

>>9398313
https://twitter.com/jsb4807/status/1435237692313329666

>>9398482
Well shit. Guess I need to reupload and edit

>>9398482
The sound link seems to be broken gao

>>9398500
Thanks.

i hope you all here realize that gura most of the time looks, acts and sounds like a literal child

>>9398605
While certainly infantile to a degree(women, lol), she's not that far gone.

>>9398605

I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA I MISS GURA

>>9398605
TuT

>>9398702
This will help

>>9398605
>high pitched voice
>incredibly small body
>often perceived as a child in public
>only wants to eat cookies and ice cream
>hurts herself doing simple, everyday tasks
>shy in front of strangers
>doesn't clean up after herself
>never wants to go to sleep at her bedtime

I don't have the gao sound saved locally... Anybody else have a copy or a timestamp?

>>9398227
>>9398161
>>9398086

Aren't chiropractors quacks that usually end up fucking up your spine in permanent ways?

Catching up on gura and mumeis vods simultaneously, it was a hoot

Is AmeGura busted? Are we shipping GuraMei now?

>>9398956
Ame is cute and Mumei is cute but I only ship Gura with _me_

>>9398918
Yes, but doctors are also quacks. You're going to die.

>>9398862
I never saved it unfortunately. I was even going back for my daily dose of that sound clip earlier today and saw it was deleted.

I miss goomba already...

>>9398862
>>9399026
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=5361

Since there is no gura tonight, what will you be doing for the rest of your day chumbud?

I want Gura to be healthy and happy...

>>9399079
What are the chances we get more DBD next week? Pinhead came out.

>>9399117
Go to sleep earlier, dream of Gura.

>>9399079
lol I forgot that was immediately followed up by "I'm sweaty". God I love her

>>9399144
checked
also big chance she was watching along with the bajs just now watching the hobo fumble with the character

>>9399117
Burn my hands connecting metal

>>9399198
I miss sweat mentions already. Fuck the cold.

>>9399117
I will be cheating on Gura by watching Rosemi in her timeslot instead

>>9399079
Nice. Thanks. Here we go.

>>9399331
Your oshii is chubby and likes her cold, so you will too, mister. I was this way, I would know.

>>9397495
I wish she was always as cute as she was in that karaoke stream...

>>9399331
Cold might mean more warm bath mentions though

>>9399594
She is always at least that cute though

>>9399800
True

>>9399800
And more cuddling under blankets mention. Not as erotic, but very very cute.

I’m so excited for October

>>9399331
Instead she will mention shivering and ask us to get under the blankets with her.

>>9399927
I can't wait

Anyone have the god tier list of gura food?
What is the perfect meal for the shark?

>>9400298
Gummy worms.

>>9399331
I have no idea where she could be that is actually cold. Unless she finally got her AC fixed, as america is still hot as fuck basically everywhere

>>9400298
She really likes curry, which I’m totally fine to make for her, and then she can have ice cream after

>>9398633
What stream was this?

>>9400644
I bought the golden curry she recommended, let it sit for months, then finally bought ingredients, then was so lazy I let them expire before making it. I don't deserve to be her house husband.

>>9400644
Gura…

>>9400777
I can’t believe Gura eats mild Golden curry, there’s way better brands than that… but if that’s her preference then I’ll make it for her

>>9400527
She's small and has mentioned her hands getting very cold easily, it might be warm outside but I can still see her getting chilly easily inside.

>>9399594
Gotta have some samegaki too, to truly appreciate the dere when it comes, anon.

ayo, where da gra at

>>9401380
check back on tursdey

>>9401380
Taking a much needed break. Schedule tomorrow or the day after, probably.

>>9399927
>"Anyway, I'm going to move to reading superchats, now."
>"Actually, I'm really cold... is it okay if I hop under the covers and read them from bed?"
>She turns on the 3Dio and we hear her snuggling under the covers and whispering thank yous in a comfy, sleepy voice as she scrolls through the superchats on her phone.

https://files.catbox.moe/qsy0on.webm

>>9401612
holy fuck

>>9401525
i'd literally cease to exist, no human mind can handle that much cuteness

>>9401612
Nice.

>>9401525
I don't even need the 3dio. The thought of her snuggled up in bed while reading superchats from across the room is super cute.

>>9401612
>that perspective

>>9401525
>"Wait, hold on"
>She gets a text from her mom that makes her laugh
>She keeps getting distracted by every SC and going off on whispery tangents
>"Post a bed tweet? What's a bed tweet? But brain too tiiiiiired. Alright, you guys think of something. You guys think of something and we'll do it..."
>Her voice keeps getting softer
>Her mumbles turn into soft breathing
>She's asleep

>>9401941
>The stream continues for half an hour before someone cuts it
management hate

>>9401989
>akasupas keep rolling in until the end

>>9401525
Where is this from and is there more?

>>9402214
Shrimp's dreams.
One day, anon. One glorious day.

Can chumbuds recommend me which VODs are best for listening to without actually watching? Specifically while driving,

I MISS GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA..
ASSA
AA
AA-
ASF AWHLEIUHLAWA

>>9401941

Gura seems like the type of girl who would forgive her rapist of they were really sorry about it.

>>9402468
Minecraft streams or any SC reading. aka zatsu

don't miss: lost boy, magnet, the a team.

https://mega.nz/folder/jNJiHJKB#PJmeFrBaYHwdIZE7VvuFvg

>>9402660
Thank.

>>9402468
The recent West of Loathing VOD is pretty good for listening as it is mostly Gura narrating. Most superchats are good as well. I also usually only listen to the DMC vods.

>>9401612
Muh dick

Audioanon, since you are here, can you share that pastebin with deleted streams of yours? Time to improve the archive further, I think.

Should I buy Gura daki?

>>9402862
Yes

>>9402468
Minecraft VODs are pretty great to listen to because she'll go on wild tangents sometimes while doing grunt work in the game.

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1435381823417159680

Gura's wife eating Maccas

>>9402861
oh, i did need to update it with the karaoke. thanks for reminding me.

https://pastebin.com/Lz057Xiz

>>9403099
Thanks!

What’s our stance on the owl? Bully or protect?

>>9403275
Protect, but after bullying.

>>9401941
>Gura has the best sleep ever.
>She drags us to bed after every stream from then on.

>>9403099
Oh nice, I needed to get rid of my old archives I recorded with streamlink. Will fix my shit tomorrow.

>>9401941
Aki...

>>9403065
Man they really are perfect for each other.

>>9402468
https://youtu.be/_MiGxbsKyO8

>>9402562
bruh, it hasn't even been 24 hours, yet. just hold on!

>>9398086
>I think it's time we had a serious discussion about the legitimacy of chiropractors. I've been hearing a lot of good arguments, recently.

I had a car accident in my last year of college, some dumb 18yo girl was putting her makeup on in her rearview mirror, and rear-ended me at a stop sign. Had terrible back problems for years afterwords, had to wear a back brace and take some crazy pain killers, could barely walk sometimes.

I went to 4 chiropractors, trying to find anything to help, 3 of them were pure quacks. I can easily imagine them hurting someone with their stupidity, or keeping people in theory for life. 1 was a fucking genius. The dude mixed Chiropractics with xrays and physical therapy. He realigned 2 of my vertebrae in 14 mo, telling me on our first appt he's fix my back in <2yo; between back cracking, exercising and learning a new sleeping posture it worked. no longer wear a brace, haven't been to a chiropractor in 14y.

There are some real ones out there, and there are a lot of scams.

>>9402660
tank u audiobud TuT

>>9403423
qrd?

>>9402660
Always appreciated

>>9403275
bully, she's either shortbus stupid or pretending, either way she should be bullied harshly.

>>9398086
They're like massage therapists. Anyone can become one, but the good ones if you find them are miracle workers. The rest just injure you.

>>9402468
I would say the ASMR test streams but those might put you to sleep. Definitely any of her zatsu's or superchat readings though

>>9402660
Based. Thanks audiobud

>>9403374
you shouldn't consider those torrents necessarily better than streamlink recordings. a good number of them were recorded using youtube-dl, and at least one of them (the only intact source for 2021-03-11) was recorded with streamlink. those torrents are not all my recordings, and i switched from youtube-dl to ytarchive in mid-march.

that reminds me that the last time i checked, my recording of 2020-09-30 has more frames and more audio intact during the youtube dropout than other sources i've seen, but i never bothered releasing it. i don't know if it's worth it because it doesn't affect any songs and doesn't make what she's saying any more intelligible.

>>9403750
At that point just go to a physical therapist and their xrays, braces, and exercises and skip the quacks.

>>9401941
>>9401989
Imagine you just hear soft giggling every few minutes. My heart wouldn't be able to take it

>>9404014
Alright, I'll keep mine then. I was hoping they were ytachive recordings. I remember my streamlink recordings would be fine on playback but would have the audio desync in editing software.

>>9404189
oh, those might just need to be remuxed. i've never really used streamlink except for keeping it on hand as a backup recording tool, so i'm not sure what format it writes, but if it's writing MPEG-TS then that might explain what you're seeing. i'm pretty sure all of those torrents are of files that have already been remuxed from MPEG-TS to MPEG-4 containers, but i haven't exhaustively checked them.

>>9403675
NTA but for me it hurts worse when we end on a bad note like the last stream. You could really tell how poorly she felt near the end.

https://files.catbox.moe/praomn.mp4

>>9404637
this but unironically

>>9404637
Yes

>>9403357
>”Oh, RichAnon, thank for the…the akasupaa. Thank you! Yeah, uh, I wanna read superchats after the stream. Yeah, we’ll read them in bed again.”
>”…No, no, what’s with the—it’s not—it’s not weird! Listen. Listen—we’re not making this weird. It’s that simple. There’s nothing weird abouuut it. It’s uh, sleep—sleep uh, super—it’s a super—suuuuuper—sleep superchat...sleepy superchat reading.”
>”Yeah. I……It’s, uhhhhhhhh (quickly and near-laughing at herself) like the only way I can sleep lately, soooo...that’s—that’s the way it’s gonna be!”
>…"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it helps me get to sleep, okaaay?”

>>9405212
please stop

>>9398605
I act like a child then, and i'm 32. God, she's literally me.

>>9397419
What kind of panties is she wearing right now?

Since Gura seems confident enough to do a lot of public karaokes with themes and such, do you guys still want members karaokes, or would some other, more rare content be preferable?

>>9405336
Isn't

>>9405362
1. ASMR
2. watchalong of a anime with cute and funny in it

>>9405362
Honestly, her public karaokes are getting just as good as the member ones. I'd prefer more asmr (obviously) or stuff like cooking streams instead at this point.

>>9405212
>Gets too embarrassed and never does it again.

>>9405362
gura i'll cut to the chase, we want stereo ASMR

>>9405362
I’ll always love the more intimate feeling member karaokes but if she can keep doing public karaokes like that last one then I wouldn’t mind her branching out to do some other member stuff. More stuff that can be zatsus would be nice

Any Americans here that can tell know if Gura has some American accent?
I've been wondering all this time if it's an accent or it's just how she speaks.
She sounds like she has trouble pronouncing certain sounds but I'm not sure if it's due to a speech impediment or some sort of accent.

>>9405212
The thought of helping Gura get to sleep is extremely cute

>>9405476
she exhibits characteristics of accents from several different regions that are far apart from each other.

Any Americans here that can tell if Gura has some American accent?
I've been wondering all this time if it's an accent or it's just how she speaks.
She sounds like she has trouble pronouncing certain sounds but I'm not sure if it's due to a speech impediment or some sort of accent.

literally everyday with this

>>9405552
It's western Canadian, possibly somewhere like Alberta or Saskatchewan

I want to lick the sweat off of Gura's tummy

>>9405552
It’s a Zacatecas accent

>>9405552
I know something you don't know na na nana na~

>>9405552
She rotates accents depending on what words she's speaking. Some words have a New England accent, some have a southern accent. The way she speaks is really flexible, you can't really pin it down to one accent.

>>9405362
we want loli review

>>9405552
She speaks with an Atlantean accent

You guys ever think you'll live long enough to watch "hololive: behind the scenes" featuring gura and holomyth?
i really wanna know what happened over the past year, and what gura and her friends went through

>>9406044
I await for the Hololive documentary 10 years from now.

>>9405409
I second this. And she has expressed interest in doing an anime watchalong a few times now, once specifically mentioning wanting to see a "cute girls doing cute things" anime.

>>9406044
Well, Gura already wants to look over her notebooks with us and reminisce.
She will probably end up telling us everything herself, eventually.

>>9406113
I look forward to that as well. I also really wonder what Gura will do when she's done with Hololive. Will she start a new online persona? Do more music? Or something completely different and basically disappear digitally?

But I suppose for now it's best just to enjoy the present and the fun stuff Gura will show us in the near future.

>>9406313
>basically disappear
this would unironically be fucking kino

>>9405362
I just want some actual ASMR from her, like her first attempt at it. If not that then more spooky movies sound good, though I think she's waiting for October for that.

>>9406406
haha.. yea..

>>9406128
Prisma Illya watchalong with Gura!

Do you think Gura got bonked by management after minecraft last night? Personally I think management can go fuck themselves but the chances are she got bonked.

How come gura's thumbnails have been very suggestive lately?
Does she want to make us mad?

>>9406902
sharkpit zone

STFU nobody care

>>9406902
She wants us to be horny for her.
As if she needs suggestive thumbnails to do that.

>>9406313
https://files.catbox.moe/5pt2si.mp3

>>9406313
Gura probably doesn't even know what she'll do afterwards. I wish the best for our little Goomba though.
It would be cool if she got even more hooked into making music and makes it into a career. She could be like Zutomayo and hide her identity still

>>9406313
She told us herself
She's going to open a bakery!

>>9406902
are you frustrated?

>>9406902
Mad? Who do you think you're talking to?

>>9404036
>At that point just go to a physical therapist and their xrays, braces, and exercises and skip the quacks.

the pt was who sent me to a chiropractor in the first place.

>>9406902
I don't see an issue with the thumbnails. She even cropped out the bottom part of her last thumbnail >>9407196

>>9403275
Don't care about her, go to global or who

>>9407196
>playing switch in thumbnail
>plays minecraft on pc
yes i am frustrated

>>9407105
One day I want to visit that bakery

Gura cute?

>>9406999
She really is a siren with that humming. Also checked

>>9408527
Very cute! And funny,

>>9408527
Yes. Gura is very cute. I will make her happy.

>>9408301

>>9408301
Same desu

>>9398605
belly and chest

>>9408892

If Gura had gladiator battles for her hand in marriage, would you participate? What would be your weapon of choice?

>>9409207
Yes.
A trident, modelled after Gura's own.

Oh, is that a cute little kouhai Gura sees.

>>9409207
sure, i'll take an AR-15

gooba...

I'm the same age as Gura, probably live in the same area too
the chances of me suddenly meeting her on the street infinitely approaches a hundred percent the more I go outside

>>9409346
just shop for groceries 14 hours a day and hang out near the junk food, you can do it

>>9409207
Might as well.
A katana, because I've studied the blade! But not really

I have a question, have Gura's SCs become less cringe over time or has she just gotten exceptionally good at not reading the bad ones?

>>9409154
u-u-uuu-...
...UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! T~T

>>9409324
Can someone give a QRD to a tourist that liks uohs? Her last vid wat 22hrs ago

>>9409207
Yes
Bioterror, sorry chumbuds.

>>9409529
>Her last vid wat 22hrs ago
WE KNOW

>>9409529
>22hrs ago
don't remind me

AYO
Where da Gra at

>>9409207
Hell yeah. A good excuse to get rid of some of you. I'm bringing a tank

>>9409346
You say that but how can you know even probably? Because I am also 26 and live in the Midwest, and seem to be on much the same cultural wavelength as Gura.

>>9409207
yes, I'd use my fists because I will be the strongest chumbud or die trying

>>9409546
>>9409630
Ahhhh, I see

>>9409706
Cute?

>>9409764
He's either doxxbaiting or trying to show off his forbidden knowledge. No reason to reply to a post like that.

>Another 2 days without goomber
Ngmi...

>>9406313
She seems very cynical about how long she/hololive/vtubers will stay relevant, but realistically, a career change becomes less and less attractive the more experienced and comfortable she becomes as a content creator.
Even if she eventually has a falling out with Cover and isn't able to buy the IP for Gura, I doubt she'll last long before deciding to create a new persona. She'd watch some stream and get the urge to stream again herself, she has plenty of gachikois who would jump at the news, and the online entertainment industry is doing nothing but growing.

>>9409909
why are you trying to doxxbait you retard

>>9409976

>>9410053
I hate you doxxbaiting retards so much
just fuck off

>>9409207
>3 million participants
about 8200 would have to die each day for 3 years for just one to be chosen

>>9410084
I can't imagine all 3+ million of her fans want to marry her or would be willing to participate. I bet that number is less than 100k, and that's if you estimate on the very high end

>>9410079

>calls out doxxbait
>no u!

>>9410209
>>calls out doxxbait

Stop being cringe you two.

So, anyway, Gura cute

Are we being raided by that nation that shall not be named?

>>9410287
Gura cute Chubi cute!

>>9410084
Why couldn't 2,999,999 die in a single moment? You underestimate my love for Gura.

i rewatched her first karaoke stream. it's very obvious how much less nervous she is now, which is great to see. there were a lot of songs in the requests that she talked about on stream and she ended up singing most of them eventually in later streams. some of those were "plastic love", "renai circulation", and "24-hour cinderella", and she also later sang "can't help falling in love" despite saying back then that she wouldn't. i suspect she's already rewatched it to prepare for revisiting her setlist next week, and that was why she quoted "september delta" on sunday, because that came up more than once during the older stream.

i remember something funny at the time was that people were up in arms about the first campfire karaoke being unarchived, because she mentioned during the older stream that her next karaoke stream would be archived. i do think she was technically right, though, because her next karaoke was during "the thing", which remains archived to this day, and just as she said, it was fewer songs.

>>9409207
Yes. Not sure what weapon, I'd have to see the arena, maybe an attack helicopter.

>>9409207

>>9409253 vs >>9409465 results in tridentanon win
>>9409542 vs >>9409721 results in tankanon win
>>9409311 vs >>9409797 results in AR-15anon win
tankanon vs AR-15anon results in tankanon win.
tridentanon vs tankanon results in tridentanon win
Congratulations on the marriage, >>9409253

>>9410335
Yeah, it's great to see how much more confident she's gotten, especially lately. Definitely looking forward to the anniversary stream.

>>9410477
Eliminated in the first round, damn.

>>9410477
I knew a trident was a good idea

>>9410335
>the thing
the what? Is this something I shouldn't care about

>>9410681
anon... you know. the thing.

>>9409207
Maybe a MG3 or a KS-23

>>9409207
>>9410477

>>9410466
Attack-helicopter-anon forfeits for being too indecisive and extremely late to the ceremony. He cries himself to sleep for the rest of his life.

I still can't get over how Gura is put off by the pig on a spit thing....
I knew that she's young and maybe a city dweller, but I didn't anticipate she'd be this far gone.......

I'm in love with Gura!

I have a respectful professional admiration for Gura!

>>9410908
I think she was more worried about getting in trouble than personally put off by it. But it's also really not that unusual for someone, especially a young woman, to be grossed out by an animal corpse.

I have a deep love for Gura!

>>9410703
I hate being retarded

>>9411098
But is at as big as Gura's love for us? I still have no idea what the source of this image is

Haha guys look! Gura is singing!

>>9410873
well, at least i didn't die. I become the villain, defy the ancient honor code of the gladiatorial duels, destroy atlantis, and kidnap Gura.

>>9411202
That was from a Japanese magazine wasn't it? I think she's done two magazine interviews.

>>9411315
Ah, that's what I figured, but I wasn't sure how to find out.

>>9406044
Jap media companies are cagey as all hell. The only way we'll get behind the scenes info is if things get bad enough for the girls to actually break NDA.

>>9398956
No, they're rivals. At least that's what the MC stream from Mumei's POV says; complete with Rain falling down the same moment as she vows revenge.

>>9410908
It was odd given how happy she was about the RDR2 animal skinning.

>>9411309
I like the way you think, anon. Do whatever you got to do to get the shark
You kill Tridentanon, but Gawr snaps your neck in anger

>>9410908
>>9411612
At least have the decency to dress and butcher your food before you eat it.

>>9411664
it is butchered and dressed asshole, why the fuck you think it's on a spit
you think it was born with a spit in its ass?

>>9411641
Whats goomba's powerlevel again?

>>9411719
>entire pig on a spit
>butchered
Anon pls

>>9411750
christ, americans are fucked

>>9411739
Goomba is approximately 9000 times stronger and faster than the average human. Gawr buff doubles that.

People sure have been obsessed with Americans here lately.

>>9411990
It's an american website
I'd find it weird if people weren't talking about amerimutts

>>9411362
Found the source.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1380404137284673536

>>9411641
I'm not done, yet! Acknowledge me, Gawr!

>>9411888
Seems like mind control is the only avenue to victory, assuming her tism doesn't make her immune.

>>9412040
Yes, which is why I found it funny how every time shitposting gets out of control people like you start going "oh no, the Americans are raiding us"

>>9412043
Nice, thanks

>>9412119
It's an american website
I'd find it weird if the shitposts weren't made by amerimutts

>>9412155
Well shit, you convinced me, I'm now in your camp.

>>9412065
Mind control is mildly effective when Gawr buff is not active. Bait her with good food and you might have a chance
>>9412054
You're a tough bastard. I guess if nobody else is left...

mumei is drawing an ... umm, artistic interpretation of gura in passpartout right now.

>>9412467
Oh yes, I see

>>9412467
did you know that baby sharks kill each other in the womb of their mother?

Does anyone else think with the way Gura acts sometimes by being bratty that she could actually be a child?

Why are you guys fighting over my wife? We're already married

My Oshi drew your Oshi /ggg/.

>>9412764
>>9412783
Cutest Gura yet

>>9412839
the twintails really sell it

>>9412764
>>9412783
It's beautiful

>>9412764
>>9412783
It's a nice drawing

Goodnight chumbuds, I hope you all are feeling well

>>9413203
Night bud

>>9413203
Sleep tight buddy

>>9413203
See ya, chum

>>9412764
>>9412783
that's very cute, hooman

>>9412764
>>9412783
Can’t believe she’s doxxing Gura after a small prank… this is going too far owl

You are paying her to get fucked by other holo girls.

>>9413813
How did you know I was another holo?

>>9413813
Hot

I lost will to do anything when she's not streaming.

>>9413813
I will always support cunny. All that's left is for Gura to seduce Rushia

>>9414821
Do your reps for her!

>>9414821
Yeah, feels just like the days before she debuted.

About to watch the west of loathing vod, what am I in for?

>>9414221
ToT

Some of the posts here help me realize that I'm not as far gone as I thought

>>9415080
Giggles, funny voice acting, and focused shark. Game isn't bad.

When was the earliest someone made the connection between Gura and Cirno?

>>9415287
I think someone was banned on /jp/ for mentioning that, or maybe I'm misremembering it.

>>9413813
I am perfectly fine paying Gura to live out her Hololive /u/ fantasies

The most commonly referenced mention is >>>/jp/26624160, but this is the second earliest mention. The very earliest mention is >>>/jp/26428005 which was three days prior, although that was just about cosplaying as Cirno, not actually being the Cirno of Hololive.

>>9415501
>not even a week after her debut, she was already being compared to Cirno
Pretty interesting how her debut was just 4 days after Cirno Day (September 9th)

>>9415501
>is disproportionately popular
And this was back when she was nowhere near the most subscribed Hololive vtuber. It's almost as if she was destined for this.

>>9415649
That is interesting. She really was something special from the start.

Do any other chumbuds pray or channel their spiritual energy towards Gura in her times of need? We can save her if we all work together bros

>>9415981
I pray for Gura every day in many senses of the word.

i'm pretty sure she mentioned liking "cirno's perfect math class" in taiko

>>9415566
>Cirno Day (September 9th)
Never paid attention to 2hu. Thats my birthday
This must mean I’m destined to marry Gura

>>9415981
...no? And save her from what?

>>9415981
I pray for Gura nearly every day, even more when she's not feeling well.

>>9415981
we are not a cult, i think

>>9406999
That humming is making me think of Transistor really hard, where is this audio from?

>>9416226
Anon…

>>9415981
No, but maybe I should start.

>>9416311
I'm retarded.

>>9416364
I think we've all had our moments. It seems the streamer and the fanbase really do reflect each other.

>>9416523
I'm just surprised cause it genuinely sounds like Gura to my ears...

Goomba Roomba real

>>9416722
Anon... that is Gura. It's from the oceanside humming stream

>>9415981
I don’t but I should really start praying for her nightly. She’s a blessing from Heaven after all. I think she’s one of those people Christ himself ordained to be someone of great influence, spreading happiness to those that need it.

>>9416722
…Anon…

>>9416852
A-Am I double retarded?

>>9416889
Anon… Why were you saying you’re retarded the first time’

>>9416793
>>9416889
I'm double retarded.

>>9416943
We'll now I want to know what you thought it was

>>9416943
W-what did you think it was from?

>>9416786
That's really impressive.

>>9415981
Have we not saved her, yet? Is it not enough that I will be with her for the rest of her life?

>>9416889
Are you just a greynigger?

>>9416079
Anon you need to save her bro, she's dying from giga canceraids

https://streamable.com/25ffra
Cute snort!

>>9417276
Such a good snort

I am not joking when I say this so listen up chumbuddies far and wide:
JERK OFF TO GURA TONIGHT, HAVE HER IN YOUR MIND WHILE YOU JERK IT HARD. HAVE THE THOUGHT OF GIVING HER YOUR ENERGY. This is one /x/ schizo theory I believe could work in some spirtual healing sense, especially if hundreds, if not thousands do this, think of it as the spirit bomb for easier understanding as I don't want to say too much.

>>9417276
Very cute. And the desk slam is great too. That was honestly one of the best parts of the stream.

>>9417383
Bro you need to stop reading half-baked threads about chaos magick.

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

>>9417383
Well, I do remember reading that works for charging sigils...

Morning Glory cover was GOAT

>>9417383
I do that every night though
Except for the "giving her my energy" part

>>9417383
I don’t jerk off to my oshi. I jerk off to her friends.

I love art like this

>>9417276
AAA, I want to snuggle her so badly whenever she snort laughs!

>>9416989
>>9416995
>>9417125
I'm so ashamed I immediately spent 10 bucks.

>>9417741
Welcome bud. You have plenty of great streams to catch up on

>>9417741
I mean it’s fine if you didn’t know, it’s just if you’re here, we’re going to assume you’re already a Gura member. Anyways omedetou

Losing my sanity with gura!

>>9417875
Oh, I've never actually seen the full version of this before.

>>9417741
based heimin, enjoy your stay!

Going insane with Gura!

Chumbuds I have a request, please post the Gura singing clip that makes you want to fuck her the most.
Most of the time when she sings it makes me love her but I don't feel like she has a sexy vibe usually. Does she have any songs where she sounds erotic?

>>9417822
>>9417888
>>9418018
Thanks. I had to member to Kanata first because my oshi deserves my membership virginity but I finally have cash available so (along with my shame) I thought it was time and I really like Gura too. If Kanata wasn't around she'd definitely be my oshi.

>>9406999
i love that i embedded this to play it back to see what it was, saw 23:18, and knew right away

>>9418237
I don’t really want to fuck Gura.
t. seiso chumbud

>>9418237
easy. "idontwannabeyouanymore" from 2021-04-16.

>>9418237
https://youtu.be/ct64zD4M7w4
You're welcome

WHERE IS SHE

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cumbuds, stop being faggots

>>9419648
I can't....
TV dinner reviews can only tend me for so long before the Gura withdrawal completely destroys me from within...

It has been 2 years...Do you guys still remember her?

>>9419700
>TV dinner reviews
just go watch some Steve1989 videos

Everybody shut up, have this cute Gura instead

If people are this bad already, I can only imagine what it'll be like when she actually takes a long break.

>>9419875
They're just being overdramatic. They'll be fine

>gura has not streamed in more than 28 years

>it has been over 3 decades
>can no longer remember my own name as I roam the streets in tattered torn clothes
>the only thing I can remember is her last words on stream... "...alright, that'll be all for today, see you guys next time!"
>next time she said...

Heya chumbuds, no need to be sad. I'm back! What's wrong? Aren't you glad to see me? Hoocha!

>>9420232
>this will happen for real some day

>>9420314
Holy shit! It's Gawr Gura!

Do you guys remember that blue girl that used to stream? I wish I could recall her name..

>>9420314
Teeth aren't shark enough
0/10

>the sound of her voice gets harder to remember every year

>>9420358
Freakin sweet!

>>9420394
I can't remember her name...
I only remember that feeling of brief reprieve I felt during those tiny glimpses of paradise

>>9418775
honestly don't feel it with this one, she sings it well but not in a sex way
>>9419241
This is closer to what I was thinking, I find that I only find it hot when the words she sings are hot.

I'm surprised there's not much response since there's usually a good deal of Gura lust around here. Is it the time of day, her song choice, or her voice just being seiso?

>youtube... shark... what was that? when was that?

>>9420474
Santa baby is bratty if that's what you're looking for. Her singing normally just makes me love her more, not really lustful.