/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9352241
In the post-nut clarity wasteland, I can't miss her. I see her for what she is too clearly now and not even her fake tears can sway me.

She's so cute in the thread's icon.

>>9352241
I seem to remember a streamer like this but it was so long ago. I hope they're doing ok.

Stop shilling this literal who, discord tranny

>>9353591
this isn't a nijien or holoen gen 2 thread though

it has literally not even been one full day

>>9354315
Dads are high maintenance.

Bear stop making threads

It's not time for this thread to die yet

The 5k party has been scheduled

Eat the mammi, Bea.

>>9352303
based

first I downgraded my membership, then I removed it entirely.
Sorry bea, I guess I was not a good dad

>>9366307
I don't believe you. Post proof

>>9353591
newfag detected

This bear is responsible for both the happiest and saddest times I've had in a long time. I wish her the best and thank her for making me feel alive.

>>9352303
fpbp

I'm kind of bored of the bear but I don't want to leave.

Fuwa Fuwa Bea hype!!

Stupid pandering bitch

Which thread is the real stealth yah?

>>9375144
Every thread in this board is a stealth thread

>>9375215
>Every thread in this board is a stealth thread
This time without fucking up the file name

>>9375144
This one

>>9375238
this movie was too great for the reception it got

I have to admit it kind of bothers me to see Beatani play games like yakuza or postal that have male characters in them. The males in video games are always made unrealistically handsome and manly. Real men don't look or act like that. Males in video games are also voice acted by professional voice actors, but the average male is not going to have such a pleasant-sounding voice. I believe playing video games is the reason Beatani is so turned off by men. She has completely unrealistic standards for human males. Let's hope she stays away from video games during this break. Maybe it will reset her sexual preferences, so that she can once again be attracted to mediocre men such as myself instead of those furry little shits.

>>9375359
I know that the bear isn't interested on the idea of doing watch alongs, but it'd be fun if she were to at least once in a while share her thoughts about some movies

>>9370003
gay

>>9376406
no u

It's weird how the horny posting has completely disappeared after she jerked us off

>>9375478
Imagine not having an on demand broadcast ready voice. sad.

>>9375478
She swaps the models out in Yakuza.

The shorts have been a great idea, their numbers are pretty good

>>9380556
This is the true post nut clarity

>>9352241
Literally who?

>>9383852
why, dad?

>>9383852
why'd you show me this? Now I'm sad

>>9383991
I can see this kusogaki bear for what she is now

>>9384056
What is she?

uoohh

>>9352241
bear paws

Tell me something about yourself that Bea doesn't know

>>9384470
I act like a desperate loser around Bea, but I've really been dating someone for 4 years.

But she last uploaded 15 hours ago

>>9384470
I'm widowed and using Bea and the community as escapism. I'm also one of the friendliest and most upbeat dad's.

>>9384470
I feel safe with Bea and the community and yet sometimes I am mean and push her and everyone else away from me because I am scared of being too attached.

>>9384766
here's your pity (you)

>>9384470
i am the trapfucker dad

>>9384766
Felt sorry for you at first but that second sentence just makes you look like an obnoxious faggot.

>>9385565
It was a lie bro don't feel too bad but thanks for the (you).

>>9384470
I'm completely aware she's lying and manipulating me but it's fun to play along. Also about half the doomposts and NTR posting was me. Sorry.

cute dad confessions

>>9384470
I hope we can keep hanging out even when she does eventually stop streaming. But it would be too cringe to say that directly.

>>9384470
I enjoy her content, but my main reason for watching her is because I like her a lot as a person, it almost feels like hanging out with a friend
I'm aware that it's highly probable that she doesn't care about me, but I really enjoy watching her and I wish her the best

>>9386147
>>9386482
I'm kind of in the same boat. I do enjoy her streams but they stopped being why I followed her a while ago. I don't have the attention needed to focus on a game stream for more than a few minutes at a time honestly and they kind of become background noise (granted, background noise I listen to rather than background noise I just hear, but still.) But I like her for her and not for whatever game she's playing or song she's singing. I think the reason I love her Yakuza streams in particular is because there's so many derails; it's just nice to hear her talk about things she's interested in even if it's just a restaurant or something like that.

>>9384470
I know Bea probably doesn't give a shit about me, but I like her a lot

>>9384470
Bear paws cheered me up when I needed it most
I still don't know if it was really her and I'm too shy to ask her about it

>>9387159
Probably not her, sorry dad

>>9384470
some dads more than envy make me feel sorry for them and bea is a bitch but I love her

>>9384470
I'm jealous of her skills

>>9384390
cute bath bear

if you were able to contact n**** for the magazine?

>>9390793
Bea I'm sure you can just ask him on line.

>>9390793
Honestly, it wasn't that I didn't want to, it was just nobody seemed really for or against me doing it. There was mostly just apathy. There's still plenty of time left if people thought I should at least give him a heads up.

>>9391098
He's still in the streams all the time so I think he would appreciate a heads up.

>>9384470
I fap with my non-dominant hand.

>>9384470
I have jerked off a couple of times to Bea's nutkumolity countdown.

Did she actually jerk you off? How so?

>>9391284
She asked us to not fap for a couple of weeks, did a RFA stream and at the end of it she told us to grab our cocks, masturbate and cum after she counted down from 10 to 0

>>9391284
https://youtu.be/HiJQ1HdIj30

>>9384470
i had a dream i sucked my own dick last night. i couldn't cum even though i got most of the way down

>>9391142
OK I'll message him later since it's middle of the night

>>9391587
I had a dream that cats evolved so that they could talk in order to make themselves more appealing to humans.

>>9391681
What if Nyatani actually existed?

>>9391681
I had a dream about my mom

wasn't she like a huge cunt?

>>9391802
A bit of an autistic shitposter but not a cunt really.

>>9391850
ahh the only snippets of her were kinda off putting, but im out the loop so

>>9352241
Who gives a shit?

>>9391410
Why did she ask you not to fap tho?

>>9391466
Her voice... is erotic enough for you?

>>9391681
I once dreamed Bea somehow made the anonymous channel on discord, but it malfunctioned and everyone's names were revealed. I was saved by my own stupidity because I couldn't figure out how to use it.

>>9392072
First question, she asked her viewers to not cum for two weeks so everyone could cum at the same time and achieve clarity together as an experiment. Second question, after not fapping for two weeks I could cum to almost anything. Her voice isn't erotic most of the time but there have been a couple times where it was. The countdown wasn't it. I actually popped off early on one of her fake countdowns which pissed me off a little.

>>9392072
She saw some post nut clarity memes and thought it would be interesting if everyone were to cum at the same time after saving up for a while

>>9392072
>Why did she ask you not to fap tho?
To save cum.

>>9392072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mF9649eTg

>>9391990
>Who gives a shit?

>>9392159
>I actually popped off early on one of her fake countdowns which pissed me off a little.
My edging reps saved me, the second time she almost got me

>>9392313
First time I held off, but second time she got down to three and it was impossible to stop. If she had kept counting down my timing would have been PERFECT.

You DID cum at the right time, right dad?

>>9392410
No. Two weeks wasted because the bear wanted to play games.

>>9392410
yeah, the day before to this sex kitten

>>9392410
Yes, it was the best orgasm I've had

>>9392633
I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt.

I can't believe this bear is FORCING poor anons to associate the sensation of pleasure to her.
What is the Vtuber police doing?

>>9392726
They got two in the head and dumped in the river.

>>9392726
shit she used us like pavlov's dogs, who am I kidding that turns me on

>>9392410
Yes. It felt way better than usual. Now I'm a slave to the BBC (big bear cock)

The burger brain.

Bear hair brushing ASMR onegai. I want to conceptualize the fuwa fuwa.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1435296107483987968
give me your rrats

>>9393498
her furry design isn’t rigging right so she’s going to go halfway instead of full furry

>>9393522

>>9393498
she is bored and is playing with reddit features

>>9393498
Why is she asking a question about reddit to a bunch of people who don't go to reddit?

>>9393498
She wants to start an exclusive hidden reddit

>>9393557
She's joining a private vtuber subreddit of course.

>>9393557
She had too much fun collabing with a redditor and wants to do more

>>9393573
>>9393585
I'm asking why she seeks knowledge from people who don't have it.

better avoid getting angry the last time it was for no reason

>>9393607
Lots of redditors follow her. Of course, when she asks questions like this it's not for advice but to subtly let you know what she plans on doing. It softens the blow when she does it later.

>>9393692
Why does she need that when she already has the damn discord?

>>9393557
There are redditors here. Go into the threads she makes and see how many familiar names there are. They even have long post histories. Pretty disgusting.

>>9393692
She already has a sub which is dead in the water.

>>9393744
Why does she need Discord when she has the damn Twitter?
Why does hse need Twitter when she has the damn thread?

>>9393744
Numbers and networking of course. It's annoying her that it's taking so long to shake the stink of this place off of her.

>>9393557
what if she got banned from virtualyoutubers?
did the fan made subreddit go private?

>>9393821
it would be kind of funny if discord got cucked by reddit tashikani

>>9393841
the sub is still there. really what's happening is she heard about the secret r/lowlevelaware dating subreddit and is on the market for some casual sex during her break

>>9393822
Now she cares so much about it after claiming it is a hobby or is that why she tells us that we should not love her and mocks us, she wants us to leave on our own?

>>9393925

>>9384889
>I am in this picture and I dont like it

>>9393821
bea can't stay in one damn place for long, it's annoying but what the hell can we do? nothing

>>9370003
>File: 1630361330438.gif
without a doubt this is the best gif on the internet

>>9393822
I would not doubt that those who stay with her until the end will be the people of this place or maybe she will do something to make even the most loyal fans leave but I find it very difficult after so many things whether she likes it or not she is /ourgirl/

>>9394557
>I would not doubt that those who stay with her until the end will be the people of this place
I agree, I can't imagine any new viewer becoming so attached to her as we are.
They can watch all the VODs, but there's something you will always be missing about the Bea experience if you weren't here since the early days.

>>9384889
bear paws

>>9384470
I think she has a crush on me. I also love her back. I hate knowing I could start dating her if I were brave enough to take the initiative, but I'm not. If she gives me just one more sign, like another reply or something, I promise I'll try my best to do it.

Please God, I want to impregnate Beatani so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure on the screen. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would send more streamlabs donations than every dad in her channel's history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in carnal union.

I want to suckle at her modest bosom, slurping that rich milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of a Keith Moon drum solo. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her bury me under an avalanche of trash just to be near her for a brief moment.

She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her pure untouched body. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven bear cubs have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my passion always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off and let her live out her every degenerate fantasy with my body.

My polar bear queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the korokke crumbs from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her chair but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Beatani's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, menhera polar bear. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my master, my everything. Say yes. Answer my DMs, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Bea. I’m waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

>>9395156
>Beatani
>scared of being too attached
hahahaha dad you are so stupid

>>9396599
Dadchama...

>>9391410
This anon and the rest of the people in this thread are lying in a desperate attempt to get people to watch Beatani, by the way. Yes, they're really so desperate that they're now going after the coomer audience.
Obviously if it was real they would just give you a timestamp. But It's not real. Dads have really sunk quite low..

>>9396682
pretty sad if true

>>9396682
It was an OB only stream.

>>9396638
We are just virtual pets for her, know your place

Crabs in a bucket

>>9396520
love it

>>9396682
It's real, do your reps.

>>9396682
There is video evidence in this thread anon.

>>9397157
There's a countdown video with no context, nice try though.
>>9397151
>do your reps
>its fucking nothing
Every time.

>>9396682
>"Please make sure your hand on your cock or pussy... cunny..."
https://youtu.be/WxbkpfWSxio?t=5318

>>9397210
baited into doing reps for me
arigatou, matane nigger

>>9397348
No problem, I don't mind spoonfeeding. Any more questions?

>>9396638

hope she's having fun

Poor one out for shy risuna. Probably died to death by now.

>>9397348
>baited into doing reps for me
>arigatou, matane nigger

fuwafuwa bear is just a pretense for bea to get her bush back

https://twitter.com/biligbilig/status/1435337102477205511?s=20

>>9398396
super based, the gun on the nightstand is too good

>>9391410
I am so fucking glad I bailed the moment this cringe started.

>>9398386
>She is just going to post a picture of her bush

>>9398764
Shit was getting stupid far before that. But whatever.

>>9398396
4channers stereotypical idea of redditors is so annoying. I've never met anyone one the platform that acts like that.

>>9399095
I have. Numerous times.

>>9399113
That probably has more to do with the subreddits you frequent.

>>9391681
I dreamt my aunt recovered, started playing guitar back, joined her old band, and they released an album :(

>>9398850
You are right. The discord arc and the abuse arc and all that shit was 100% cringe no tabun maybe. I did like the bear though she was entertaining and I wrote it off as her not quite understanding western culture or oil balon influence. The threads and community were cringe and mental as shit though.
Gay adds fucking coomer/no fap/ group wanking shit is just utterly indefensible even to me though. I’m shamed by the fact I was ever subbed.

>>9399145
What are the good vtuber subreddits then? Even bea's reddit threads had redditors like that.

>>9399396
r/woodworking

>>9398379
you're not meant to quote the person when doing that newfag

algorithm bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j389sH6skpE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j389sH6skpE

If she is japanese why does she laugh in english?

>>9400178
Why does algorithm bear never run community polls?

>>9400416
Laughing is universal

>>9400463
it's not a very smart bear

>>9399095
>>9399145
Powerjannies act like that. Most normie subs are controlled by them.

>>9400463
She doesn't care what Risuna thinks. Bea is getting more subs from Shorts than when she was streaming so she's a vshorter now.

>>9399304
Can't tell if this is a bait or a genuine opinion of a burger

>>9399408
>yikes site:reddit.com/r/woodworking
>412 results
Yikes!

>>9400463

>>9384470
Despite how I act online I'm pretty abrasive and have a short fuse with like 99% of people I meet in real life(even though honestly it's just my way of keeping them at a distance since it's not like anybody listens when you say "I want to be left alone" or "I don't want to talk about it" otherwise)

>>9400463
I thought that shit stopped working once everyone found out about it (not even because YT changed it but because the entire reason it worked was because nobody realized how effective it was and now that they do and spam it as hard as every other dime-a-dozen algo-appeasing tool its usefulness has diminished hard)

>>9400834
>412
Try https://redditsearch.io/ google doesn't index reddit very thoroughly.

>>9399396
Good VTuber subreddits do not exist.
I used to regularly visit some subreddits, but a lot of those were for small/niche gaming communities. In the years since, most of those communities have just moved to Discord.
At least for things I'm currently interested in, there's not much good discussion on Reddit.
Sometimes the posts in /truegaming/ could be interesting, but I haven't checked it for a while.

where did timestamp bros go? can someone do it for this one? https://youtu.be/r73IWmrvYew

>>9398764
Beatani Nutkumolity stream was the best content she ever produced that will be hard to top. Any antis still complaining about it are delusional normalfags seething in their sad schizo delusions

I love the smile she makes at the end of this video.
https://youtube.com/shorts/HiJQ1HdIj30

>>9402107
>brave /r/woodworking
>627 comments found

I love this fucking bear!!!!!

>>9402993
me too

My corner bear looks odd, I think it's broken.

I love fucking this bear!

>>9383979
>>9402993
>>9403125
>>9403419
I guess this officially a /yah/ now.

Her channel welcome video changed from an amogus tutorial to a jerk off countdown. Based?

>>9403839
I didn't know what to do, and I'm expecting a lot of these over the next week.

Did Haachama read her SC?

>>9405314
when?

unsure if bait or if this is just jack and he doesn't realize we aren't all haatons

>>9405373
During the stream today. I was catching up chuuba shit and someone posted this on a rundown of Haachama's stream

>>9405550
I don't know moon runes, what it says?

>>9405449
Not a Haaton but I do like to (try) to keep up with what's happening in the scene in general. The farms has a good thread Hololive/Niji news and I ran into a random bear sighting so figured I'd ask here

>>9384470
when I came during the nutkumolity stream I busted over my beatani sisters shirt only over chihiro

>>9405661
I know that the bear does like chammers

>>9405625
machine translation but plausible

>>9405550
Dumb brea, she should've sent it in english. Or is she going for the JP audience again?

>>9405625

>>9405775
It's for chammers

>>9405771
>>9405784
>Bea concernfagging again

>>9405825
Bea complaining about a bonus and throwing money at a huge corporate vtuber

I'm mostly curious if Haachama read out her name. As far as corpo chuubas go, it would be a good fanbase to syphon from since they already get a kick out of simple English and weirdness.

>>9405550
Remember this when someone complains about another vtuber "shilling" in Bea's chat

>>9406002
We definitely don't need more holofags

>>9405804
What do you mean? I'm saying her target audience are the English viewers, so she should've sent the SC in English.

>>9406055
Haachama and Beatani Reddit Meme Review!

>>9406055
Who do you think populates this board and reddit? New blood has to come from somewhere

whim or is she planning something? I don't know what she intends to do anymore

>>9406058
I don't think that was meant to be marketing though. It was to send an encouraging message to Haachama, who is Japanese and speaks Japanese best, like Beatani. It was sent as a fan.

>>9405784
Yeah not bad.
大学生活もvtuberも楽しんでください!

>>9406105
She mentioned early on she was a fan of Haachama so I doubt it's anything to read into.

>>9406105
She was talking on her last stream how vtubers don't have so much time to watch other streams. Since she's on break she has more time to watch streamers that she enjoys.

>>9406105
my guess is she just wanted to send her a SC but was logged into her vtuber account instead of having a burner for this kinda thing and now the schizo managers/doxxers are trying to find a reason behind it beyond the obvious "she likes her and wanted to send her a SC"

>>9406196
as already said again multiple times above. she likes haachama

>>9406196
I just want to know if Haachama read out her name or not....

>>9406196
No, Beatani unfollowed Haachama so she must hate her. There has to be some deeper meaning here.

Bea also once said being Haachama is pain

>>9406124
You are too gullible. You don't send an SC from your vtuber account if you don't want to advertise yourself. I think she should be shilling herself, but she should be doing it in English.

>>9406302
I'm sure Bea wouldn't mind if she googled her but that was at most 10% of the motive.

>>9406334
What? Haachama wouldn't care about her streams enough to shill them, even if she ended up googling her. She's probably not even allowed to do so. You want the viewers to google her instead. But because Bea wrote the message in Japanese, the Japanese viewers are going to google her and find her channel that's full of English videos, so they just end up leaving. She needs to send another SC, preferably a red one (she should use ARS to make it more cost efficient), and write the message in English. Sending it to Haachama was a very good choice as she has a lot of English viewers, just change the language.

>>9406105
she forgot to use her other account it's stupid to shilling herself that way especially because of what she said about cover or they will think her is a leech

>>9406703
>>9406302

>>9406869
>it's stupid to shill herself that way
>and they will think she is a leech
better luck next time ESLchama bear paws tabun maybe

>>9406869
what's her other account? :)

>>9406869
I thought she used the alt account because she didn't want to get doxxed by streamlabs?

>>9407064
Kumagai Chisato is a business account so no doxx, but this was a Superchat so it doesn't matter anyway.

>>9406869
You don't just forget something like that. Also, being thought of as a leech is irrelevant. The biggest leeches such as the ame clone or the shill shark have gotten insane amount of subs. She should be shilling herself everywhere and leech at every opportunity.

>>9407149
She's begging you to spread her, dad. You don't want to make her sad do you?

>>9407136
That's what I was getting at. She didn't do it to avoid advertising herself

>>9407260
idiots here still think posting art on a dedicated tag is somehow helping her

>>9407149
bea the girl who prefers an infection before going to the toilet yes I think it's possible

>>9407260
Her viewers don't gain much by shilling her. The more viewers there are, the less attention they are getting from her. The goal of the viewers is to shill her just enough to keep her motivated enough to keep streaming. She has to do the shilling herself.

>>9407384
That's a result of laziness and apathy more than stupidity.

>>9407478
She posts as /yah/server-owner because changing accounts is mendokusai

>>9407478
She could be just that lazy to not switch accounts

>>9407532
>>9407548
Changing jewgle accounts is just one button click. Changing trannycord accounts needs login and logout.

I Tried to watch her several times because i think her design is great, but i just found it too boring fellas i am sorry, do you really need to be after the escapism experience to enjoy her streams?

I hope the dads in this thread are just baiting. You can't be so trustful or you are eventually going to get scammed...

>>9407464
I don't think it matters, my prediction is that we will have bear at least for the middle of next year or with a lot of luck christmas

>>9407464
Don't lump everyone in with the attention whores.

>>9407740
What do you mean?

>>9407724
Which streams did you try and what are some other vtubers you like? Sometimes she goes on derails but the funny moments are amazing. There are a lot more obscure in jokes than other chuubas but there is less of that now.

>>9408028
*inside

>>9407464
Trying to tear down other dads by antagonizing them, how nice of anon dads in /yah/

>>9408089
you're doing the same thing moron

>>9408231
Intentional

>>9408089
first time on /yah/? it's still better than how it got during her last break

>>9408266
the bullying to fireworks was a bit funny

>>9408089
The statement isn't specific to Beatani and dads. It applies to all indie chuubas and their viewers.

>>9408413
Some viewers. It's just that the attention whores are more noticeable because they are all over chat, twitter, discord constantly.
Bea averages ~900 views on every VOD. Only a couple dozen of those are the attention starved ones that are only happy when senpai notices them

Just think of all the time Bea's saving not shaving her bush!

I just hacked Bea's computer, she is making a private subreddit to replace the community tab in youtube and moving everyone to twitch. Sorry you had to find out this way.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Mistress Bea-sama" bullshit that's going on in these threads right now. Chihiro deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself went to Japan and paid for a date with Chihiro for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been going on dates with her for almost 3 months now. She can turn my dick into solid steel with just her gaze. Chihiro is a true bitch who spent years mastering the techniques to please her dads and produce the finest sexual practices known to mankind. Chihiro has three times the sex drive of menhera polar bears and can make me cum thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything Beatani can do in the bedroom, Chihiro can do better. I'm pretty sure Chihiro could easily bring every dad to orgasm simultaneously and then go on for round two as well. Ever wonder why Beatani never collabed with Chihiro? That's right, she was too scared to lose her fanbase to Chihiro's sheer sexual might. Even during her normal streams, Bea will avoid mentioning Chihiro at all costs because her power is feared and respected. So what am I saying? Chihiro is simply the best girlfriend that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires more love in these threads.

I want to have sex with Chihiro...

>>9409467
While what you say is true, I'll stick with Bea because she's a cheap lay. A six pack of Asahi and dinner at Saizeriya will have her doing shit to your dick that make 8 generations of her ancestors cringe.

>>9409467
Based

>>9408833
The point of >>9407464 wasn't even to call out attention whores, it was to point out that bea should shill herself instead of expecting her fans to do it for her. Not shilling her obviously doesn't mean you're being an attention whore, as you aren't doing anything.

>>9409717
Chihiro doesn't even have memberships or superchats on. A true friend of the greys.

rratmancers I need your strongest rrats on her bad dream

>>9410113
>>9391587

will we give bea bad dreams? because I had one during the last big meltdown

>>9410113
She had to have sex with (You)

>>9399095
It's pretty exaggerated yeah, there are many small subreddits that are their own subculture just like boards on 4chan can be very different from each other. I've used 2 subreddits in the past year and never saw any of the shit I've seen anons describe, those seem contained to SJW subreddits you can basically never see while using the site. Like you could just take /qa/ /mlp/ and /pol/ and pretend all of 4chan is like that to an outsider.

>>9402823
I didn't get the appeal at all and ring fit is fucking boring, the ending was nice tho.

Have we found a similar japanese menhera vtuber to replace chisato with?

>>9412308
No.

>>9412308
She's a very good at programming, sex, and cooking.

>>9412308
I've been searching for 2 months already with no success. I've found a few huge menhera as I have a liking for those but they didn't have a similar flavor to beatani nor her creative talents and community projects. One aussie from here may be debuting in a week so I'll keep an eye on it even if my exceptations are low.

>>9412577
>they didn't have a similar flavor to beatani
and now you know why she doesn't bathe

>>9412308
risuna

>>9412577
What flavor is Bea and does she change her flavor at the beginning of each month?

>>9413244
She was mikan flavored at one time, I think this month she might be apricot.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1435435253548548101
Here it comes... She has a boyfriend, doesn't she? I fucking knew it.

>>9413244
In march she was cinnamon bun flavored this month pickle juice. Last month was bleach and copper for some reason.

>>9413551
My cursor is hovering over the cancel membership button. Choose your words carefully!

>>9413551
I hope she just doesn't elaborate. Fuckin power move. Let everyone stew for the next week.

This fucking bear

>>9413551
>She
anon did you see the last post made before that

>>9413838
Better than a boyfriend... I guess?

>>9413907
She's a gay man with a boyfriend

I'm expecting a great fucking fire today, Beatani. Don't disappoint me.

damn she's really got me wondering, what the fuck did she do?

>>9414393

>>9414420
She was fucking a certain balon during the last RFA stream. It's no coincidence that his break is ending now.

>>9414654
Selfposting again?

>>9414654
It might be true but it would be really dumb to admit it. Bea is Japanese Koopa.

>>9414420
she sold the expensive gifts you dads sent her

>>9414803
More like she forgot to renew the PO box and they threw out all the packages after it expired yesterday

>>9414654
Very small chink hands typed this. I'd be more worried about the dads who have been MIA the past few days. There's a couple of them.

>>9413930
babiniku arc, wherein beatani uses a voice changer at random points to give the impression of "software breaking" in order to pretend that she was a man all along

>>9414999
She saw the snails popularity on the board the past month and wants to catch that lightning in a bottle. Guitar endurance streams until 10k

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1435428364878159874

Are you working on your crossdressing reps? There's so much to do: hair, makeup, mannerisms, manicure...
Crossdresser and trapfucker dads if you're here help me out pls.

Can someone explain to me who this chuuba is and why does she cause this much hurt in anons?

>>9415139
>crossdresser anon was actually bea

THIS
FUCKING
BEAR

>>9413930
At this point I wouldn't even mind. I'm so afraid of her eloping with one of the dads that it's starting to affect my well-being. It would actually be better if she were a man. She's already proven she's a good enough actor to play a female reasonably well. Sure, there are some times when it's pretty obvious she's actually a man, but it's easy enough to ignore a mistake or two once in a while.

>>9415208
She's a mid twenties Japanese polar bear lady stuck in Windows XP who likes to drink beer. She's a little strange and sometimes mean but she's pretty sweet underneath all the insulting dads and Pokemon raping.

>there is no sin she just wants to see new rrats she can play into

>>9415208
Roller coaster. High highs low lows I'd describe her as a lazy generalist chuuba. Pretty good at a lot of stuff but not expert level at anything. ADHD working class Japanese woman who's easy to relate to. She's also a shameless degenerate which is a plus.

>>9415283
At this point one of the few things keeping me from falling for the "Beatani is a babi" rrat is the constant cystitis talk

She actually looked at the streamlabs names and mail return addresses to build a profile on dads. Then she sold the info like Hiroyuki sensei did.

>drop a tweet
>disappear for 30+ minutes
>watch engagement go through the roof and flames consume everything
>laugh

>>9415579
I hate and love this bitch

>>9415499
Maybe she's just pretending to have it so people don't find out

>>9415499
(S)he gets them from constant sounding.

I feel so nervous, fucking hell, confess it bear

>>9415513
She used the doxx from the letters to search images of everyone's house and find the ideal husband

>>9415847
Too mendokusai I'll tell you this weekend ok

>>9416000
I feel her pain

>>9415970
>all the images of my house are outdated and terrible
It's over for me bros

>>9397370
NTA but what is nutkomolity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbG5uLQCM6I

>>9416118
LETS FUCKING GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9416118
Holy shit these expressions

>>9416062
Nutkumolity is the warmth or connectedness after her fans stopped jerking off or otherwise cumming for 2 weeks and then came at the same moment at the end of one of her Ring Fit Adventure streams. She wanted to observe what it would do to her audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mF9649eTg

>>9416118
nice

>>9416118
Dads fighting over breeding rights tournament when?

Don't mind me, just posting cute bear face

>>9416197
How'd the word come to be? It's not close to post nut clarity not sage time.

>>9416363

>>9416426
This was my favourite moment.

>>9416380
The word nukumori means warmth in Japanese, the word nukumority/nukumolity (sometimes rendered nukumoritea/nukumolitea) is used by Bea to refer to a metaphorical warmth of a loving community. Someone in youtube chat or maybe Bea, can't remember came up with nutkumolity to describe the togetherness and warmth that might come from cumming together after saving up for 2 weeks.

>>9416363
>>9416412
>>9416426
this bear is too fucking cute!

>>9416529
iirc nukumolity is old 2ch slang, nukumori + quality, nukumolitea is the one that was invented I think

>>9416426

>>9416607
I think you're right. Didn't mean to imply that she invented it, just uses it.

>>9416640
Lasto one

Instead of posting all these shorts she should post nudes

How furry is her fuwafuwa model going to be? This might be a deal breaker

I can already imageine groomers getting a switch for the chance of playing with her and the ones that have one pushing for playing on stream or offstream because everyone else is stupid

>>9416778
https://twitter.com/XeniVari/status/1428479689698562057
I'm guessing that inspired her

>>9416914
Yeah, I'm going to skip this arc kek

>>9416822
Just admit you are jealous that you aren't part of the inner circle.

Is it possible to mod smash? I want to see a beatani getting abused by a pichu.

>>9417090
I was thinking about this the other day

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH!!! EVERY DAY THAT PASSES WITHOUT HER I MISS HER MORE!!! BEATANI!!!!11!!1!!!!1!!!!!!

>>9417582
me too

>>9402594
>where did timestamp bros go?
A*tism-san let AnonR*ven take care of it after he started doing his own timestamps, and last time I checked AnonR*ven said he would not do the timestamps for streams he didn't catch live or something along those lines.

dear dads,
you're pretty cool in general
sincerely,
dad

Before the thread dies I will say I hope Beatani took part in the zine project without anyone knowing.

>>9420420
too mendokusai tabun maybe

>>9420420
that would be great

Beatani Chisato is the greatest vtuber of all time! ALL TIME!

I love the way Bea's last video was edited.

>>9420895
Shorts really allow her ADHD energy to shine.

See you menhera next thread.
Bea needs singing lessons and I will die on this hill no matter how many protective dads come at me

>>9421954
They would be useful but I still love her sovl

>>9421954
Her singing the SSBU theme melody was perfect though

>>9421954
There's one already

new thread >>9421138

>>9421954
I like the punk bear

We are doing the same shit as last time? Shit baiting threads?

>>9422080
It's only half-baiting if it's true