/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

>>93653494

>>93653480
Part 2 when?

>>93653480
She should do a Super Bowl watch along stream

Someone finally woke up...

>3 hours to make a new thread
Looks like I'm the last chumbie after all.

>>93653685
hah!

>>93653480
>new thread 3 hours later
we are dying a slow death

goob today i can feel it

>>93654239
>advent is still doing their slop outfit relay
Nope, while it's not against the rules to overlap outfit reveals you just know that management "asked" her not to do it.
Probably on weekend.

>>93654452
They've all been at 9 EST so she could do a 3 hour stream at 6 EST, but yeah, she probably won't. No offense to Advent, but 5 days to do outfit reveals is really stupid and really inconveniences some other members.

>>93645669
If I remember correctly, Jehu was tasked with wiping out Ahab's lineage and his allies by God.

>>93653685
The guys who made it are Russians. The only frame of reference I have with games from a similar people is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which was made by Ukrainians.
So like 17 years.

I miss being able to wish oyasamebud a good night

I love my wife so much!!

The Hoshino Ai of hololive

Biblebuds made it so I keep getting cute Christian girls recommended. Now my question is, am I a traitor if I watch them.

>>93656819
Gura makes out with men that aren't you so I think you are ok to watch those Christian girls

>>93656819
Why would you ever be faithful to a lying cumdump whore like Gura?

>>93656819
>>93657052
>>93657103
Sad samefag.

>>93657422
Don't lump me in with those faggots.

>>93657639
Dios mio...

>>93656819
You’ll be okay chumbie. Just dont oshi them

chumbies i think gura is dying of aids or has a newborn

>>93658153
The odds of AIDs is really low. It's statistically much more likely that she has a newborn.

>>93657639
la creatura...

Gurass

>>93658490
Lmao is that a tyrannid?

>>93658908
lovander from palworld

What causes constant insomnia and nightmares anyway? Is it just anxiety? Wish she'd go see a therapist, dumbass probably has untreated GAD

>>93657639
rhombus.

>>93658263
>>93658153
Yeah, me

>>93659075
Existential dread.

When is that Liar's Bar collab?

>>93659396
Tuesday

Tons of GuraCappie fan art after Miside stream.

>>93658011
Thank you for your wisdom chumbie.

Goob morning.

Sex with a fembud.

>>93653480
I was going to call for a violent revolution, but now there's a revolution in my pants.

>>93656819
Christian girls are so hot and are always the craziest whores. It's like they're perfectly brainwashed into being the perfect pump and dumps.
Then when you're done with them some other christian beta can go through the trouble of trying to put her back together.

>>93658823
SNIFFFFF

>>93658153
>newborn
If I were Gura's son, which one of you would step up and become my dad?

>>93660767
hi

why did she make fart noises with her hand

>>93661666
she should use her armpit instead like she said she would before not doing it because it would sound like a fart that one time. do it. make the armpits noise gura

>>93661666
To show her sweaty armpits.

>>93661939
she didn't use her armpits

>>93661966
To show her sweaty hands then.

>>93662002
I don't think your hands need to be sweaty to make those noises

>>93661666
To show her bushy pucci.

>>93662108
that doesn't exist

I want to kabedon Gura only for her to turn the tables and rape me.

>>93658153
I think there's probably a good chance. It would explain mostly everything that has happened.

>>93662123
too bad she's going to be reallly disappointed in you that you didn't follow thorugh

Gura sticks dice up her butt.

>>93662340
She also chews on it after

https://x.com/uruti_2388/status/1879079813451026723
this is what gura likes

>>93662340
>dice
You're probably right, but you seem to have made a typo with that last letter

>>93658263
The chances are pretty high when you're as promiscuous as this whore.

>>93662800
What makes you think she sleeps around? I've seen the rrats about a boyfriend but not that she puts out every night

>>93662779
Dich?

When do you think Gura's graduation will be?

>>93663632
Now kiss!

>>93662800
>>93663101
Why do you keep talking about your mom here?

Is Gura still the same same desu?

>>93664403
*WHEEEEZE*

>>93664383
Because Gura is my mom and this thread is about her?

>>93664551
I think you're having an episode again

>>93660003
gura cute

Why was she being weird about loli Mita and implying she was a small woman

>>93664757
Did you think management considering her a brand risk was a joke or something? They're literally not allowed to say loli anymore, Irys called her a loli and corrected herself a second later.

>>93664830
total management death

Goop goop soon.

>>93664618
Me crawling inside her sleeve on my way to sniff her stinky pits

If Gura were my mom I don't think I'd ever leave her side.

>>93659439
where?

>>93665683
Gura's channel at 6 pm et

Imagine sexually violating Gura in her sleep while she's having a nightmare. Imagine the terror and despair in her eyes when she wakes up and realises that the nightmare continues TuT

>>93666854
This but Gura is my big sister and she's only pretending to be alsleep while she subtly wraps her arms around my body, the next morning she acts as if nothing has happened until one night she's the one night crawling me.

Why do chumbies want Gura to be their relative?

>>93666854

>>93667013
idk but it seems most people who fantasize about having sex with a sibling never had one

>>93664830

why deer urine

>>93668007
oh nyo!

FUCK gura

looks like they have perms for "Thank Goodness You're Here!" some anon said he wanted Gura to play it, I hope she does

>>93668653
Yes, I'm going to!

Gura is my imoutodaughterwife

>>93657052
>>93657103
>t. samefagging cuckschizo

Love Gura
Love Chumbies

>>93668818

>>93670091

Reminder Gura has done 0 male collabs whereas everyone in the JP branch has done at least one.
Gura is too good.

>>93670419
I thought Kanata went out of her way to avoid men like the plague.

gura POV

>>93670419
Gura would have talked to Matpat if she could have. Though I don't think that counts.

>>93670541
kanata still did a big collab with male irl streamers

>>93670091

hope all the chumbies have been doing ok

>>93670419
she collabed with pewdiepie noob

>>93671362
I miss Blu...

>>93671201
I'm just very sleepy

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>93672368
just got done exercising
now it's codin time

>>93672368
Playing Songs of Syx

how soon is soon

Goob morning retards

>>93670091
GAME WHERE YOU PUT CUM HOLO

>>93672953
its not morning anymore

>>93672953

Imagine if she streamed daily Imagine how powerful she would be. She would be unlike any streamer known to man. 10 million subs. Probably would have won multiple Content creator of the year and streamer of the year awards.
She's just TOO powerful.

Imagine if gura peed herself

>>93673352
uh she did a few days ago

>streamed 3 times in the past 4 years
>still most subbed vtuber
how?

I will marry this cripplingly anxious womanchild and make her happy.

>>93673515
This is why

>>93672368
mischief

>>93672368
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93673933

>>93674767
my carapace remains unharmed

>>93653723
>>93653723
Legit the only way I'd be caught watching the Super Bowl for any reason.

>>93675516
I'd have her voice on without the game, no fucking way am I ever watching that shit.

migu

>>93672368
I'm gonna bake some bread tomorrow and I just made some poolish

>>93675616
>yfw the NFL pulls a Dodgers and pays COVER to get Gura to appear during the event

>>93675894
The best part of that was that she managed to work in a feet mention.

>>93655429
Naruhodo. It's been a lomg time since I looked into the lineage of Christ, so now I'm curious who the monarchy shall pass to and which branches of the line of David survive. Perhaps one of Ahab's cousins?

>>93674961

>>93656330
But oyasamebud is still here chumbie
>>93656819
Gura would approve of cute Christian girls

>>93672368
More collegeslop

Unreal how many people have an irrational illogical hatred of Gura. The comments on her past streams are so mean. I hope she never reads them.

>>93676968

>>93677666
She deserves all the hatred she gets. It's ridiculous at this point how much sex she owes everyone.

>>93677666
well you're in luck!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93679034
samen

>>93679034
>>93679930
This one was recommended to me by my godfather. I hope it is well-pleasing to the chumbies.

>>93663477
now this is good tail to thigh ratio

>>93657052
>>93657103
Cuckposting? Time for another reminder that they are!

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

Don't let any cuckposters try and tell you some bullshit rrats based off of milktoast nothingburgers. The far more likely scenario stares us all in face. I believe these 2 will collab again and when they do, the truth will be revealed.

Where is our girl? No activity today.

Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>93673515
She's gonna get surpassed by Marine in about 6 months.

>>93682841
idk if your post is good or not, but I always close it because it takes up way too much space

TF2 is pretty fun

>>93683252
and it'a katnip to retards

>>93683351
it is gura have fun

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>93677666
I don't see that many haters.

>>93683075
maybe in 12 months but probably not.

https://youtu.be/yU5wu3zwCgo
https://youtu.be/WWB01IuMvzA
I was hoping for God knows but then she instantly shattered my dreams by saying the song she chose for Fes 2025 is "cute"

>>93685159
I'm glad she understands that her cunny voice is a strong asset no matter how much people whine about it

>>93685490
she busted like a sprinkler shorty after...

>>93664357
They're multiplying

>>93685769
WHERE IS THE SOUNDPOST YOU HEATHEN

>>93685769
I hate the.

>>93683351
what does gura main

>>93686695
ummummummmummummumummmm i think i think i think she would be heavy weapons guy because hes easy and does tons of damage

MY wife

>>93685159
It's cute and something only us anime boomers would recognize. What could it be? Ranka Lee song?

MY Gurandma.

>>93676911
I'll have to look up a flowchart one of these days

Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I had a piece of foil or paper or something on my desk so I picked it up and subconsciously starting squeezing and squishing it.
It was a stinkbug...

>>93687153
my best guess:
https://youtu.be/RXOS9GjzJJg

>>93687558
chumbie...

>>93666854
This, except throwing a snowball at her head, but the snowball is made of cat pee and then you laugh at her while she cries because she smells like cat pee.

>>93666854
this but gura sexually violates me

>>93673224
Yeah, and imagine if you weren't a cuck.

>>93677666
Most people don't like being used and lied to. And anyone with half a brain knows that Gura is the Hoshino Ai of hololive. Of course they hate her.

>>93688261
meds

Wife soon?

I have a bunch of old expired spices that have lost potency and I want fresh spices but it feels like such a waste to throw out the old spices

>>93688426
That's kinda sad, but I wish Gura wasn't a lying whore. Unfortunately we don't all get what we want.

>>93688426
what if you blended them together? or get fresh spices but only use them every other time you cook. I still wouldn't throw them away either way

>>93688583
meds

>>93688426
they'd still be good for mild dishes

goob night

Well anyway streams in 2 weeks for valentines. Bet you;re excited.

>>93689909
Sleep tight buddy

>>93670091
Look at that chat speed , Ironcucks would never

>>93689909
nini

>>93688583
How does it feel to be completely alone in your assessment of Gura?

>>93690814
Leave him be it's funnier to see him blatantly samefag

I just woke up from my second nap

>>93689910

>>93691057
>>93689910
holy sebsian lex

>>93691055
Goobmorning napbud

>>93691127
sesbian
lebanese
the

>>93691057
https://files.catbox.moe/7y64zc.png (embed)
This one would break Ame's leg with the strength she displayed using her tail as a chair.

>>93691220
Rubrubrubrubrubrub

Are you a chumbabooey?

I don't like when people pick on her.

>>93684693
Marine will definitely pass her in 12 months.

>>93691972
ye

>>93692105
>>93684693
>>93683075
good, that's exactly what Gura wants

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

>>93687558
Feel better soon stinkbud

>>93692444
Gura said she wanted more subs. Her not streaming has nothing to do with her sub count.

Baguraette honhonhon

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>93690814
I'm not. I see other anons here say the same thing.

>>93691972
Oui oui mister

>>93692973
the voices in your head don't count

>>93692973
Sorry but nobody is falling for your samefagging that you try to pass off as "other anons saying the same thing"

Your throne awaits...

>>93692816
Yes I am monsieur

>>93692786

Almost done with my insurance stuff biblebud. I'll get back to progressing on the Bible soon

>>93683075
marine will have graduated by that time

Gura doko?

>>93694707
we can only hope.
vile creature that marine is

It's been the first time in a long time since i've watched gura and I see she is still the same dork that I watched 5 years ago

Marine isn't fit to lick the dog shit off of Gooba's cute little shoes.

Why is a Gura fan only Silver I?

>>93698745
Video games are one of the most pathetic things you can spec into.

>>93697704
5 years? Ha-
oh god it's 2025.

>>93694369
Based. Enjoy your reading tonight Biblebud. I'll still be busy with collegeslop.
Something that may be of interest: I found a video earlier today by a so-called "Monk" at Mull "Monastery" in Scotland, in which a guy called Father Seraphim screeches against "Christian nationalism", claiming that the new batch of Orthodox converts across the West who were inspired to come back to the church due to being in part by the wretched state if the secular world, and who want to protect borders, return to traditional gender roles, etc. are "Protestant heretics, misogynists, and cowards who subvert the faith with worldly politics and condemn the world rather than themselves because it is easy." Suffice to say, he himself is a prideful, subversive, politically motivated heretic and false teacher who is imposing his own personal theology and projecting his own teachings onto others to condemn them rather than himself, and selectively forcing the faith to conform to his own pacifistic preconceptions out of pure cowardice and narcissism. To drive home the point that it is in fact him who is the fringe heretic, he has to venomously denounce both accepted patristic exegesis as well as the countless military saints and saintly kings like Constantin and Justinian in order to justify his fake, hollow charade masquerading as "Christianity".
He's also a fake monk, a grifter and a charlatan, see here: https://youtu.be/onvhIx4NoC8?si=DNya0OM2Jo7tgFt6
Funnily enough, an older, well-meaning parishioner at one of my churches recommended his radio show to me a while back. When I tried tuning in, it was liberal political propaganda against the use of weapons to defend your family.
All this to say, my advice is to avoid "Ancient Faith Ministries" and to be wary of false teachers, truth-seekerbud. Wolves in sheep's clothing abound.

>>93698745
Probably just started playing.
>>93698868
If you're good at video games, you're good at everything.

Don’t feel good

FUWAMOCO's new outfits are really, really good.
And Mococo is now a kindergartener.

>>93699167
Nice cope, you know it isn't true.

I just read the bible and this jesus guy sounds a lot like gura....

>>93699103
Will do chumbie. I actually never heard of this guy

>>93699379
Yeah, and hopefully the same stuff happens to her!

>>93699379
really? I expected his voice to be rather deep...

>>93699302
Nta but its true. All the smart guys I've ever knew played league of legends at a pro level. I'm dumb and I sucked at it.

>>93699302
It's true. I apply skills from video games to all my jobs and interpersonal relationships.

https://files.catbox.moe/o5bk20.png

>>93699819
Nice, but who is that girl on the left.

Gura is a homosexual

dammit that rules out friday now

>>93699867
NTA, but I'd recognize that butthole anywhere. It's Coco.

>>93699403
Sorry for the rant, bud. I hope your reading is going well.

If Gura wants to get 5 million subscribers she should just pay someone to make Youtube shorts for her

retards

>>93700660
No need to apologize chumbie. I learn a lot from your insights

>>93700660
thanks for apologizing to not me, I don't like your rants they make me uncomfortable

>>93699103
NTA, but why does he look like a nerdy rabbi from Portland going to college for a comp sci degree?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126120692

>>93701903
need more IRyS with goob seggs

Mococo looks like she's six years old being accompanied by her hot mom, lol.

>>93653480
Is...is this ai?

>>93702301
yeah

Why did Gura stop doing karaoke
Why is she always such a shitty idol?

>>93703014
meds

>>93703014
I demoralized her with my posts here.

I thought Gura cared about music, but she doesn't ever sing new songs or have fun singing.
She's just a fake sack of shit that lost all her interests. It's clear what happened and that she doesn't have time for any of the things she used to enjoy because she's a Hoshino Ai whore and it takes up all of her free time.

>>93703611
Meds, now.

Gura just died

>>93703796
Good. We are finally free.

>>93703796
bummer, but she has buy back so its fine

What if Gura farted

>>93704248
What if Gura was honest?

>>93704248
SNIFFA

>>93704248
smelly

>>93704248
OH NO *BRAP*

I bet Gura couldn't even name 10 miku songs.

i hope she isnt getting those creepy ai ads that use your face when shes scroling reels

>>93704664
I hope she gets one and it triggers her tachycardia so bad she has a panic attack that leads to heart failure.

>>93701786
Bioleninism

For King and Cunny!

>>93693256
La basé

>>93704963
First time I'm seeing that term and after looking it up, it pretty much describes every black-run shithole city in the US like SF, Chicago, NY, LA, etc.
But that has nothing to do with how much of a repulsive contemptible lying whore Gura is, since she doesn't live in any of those cities.

>>93701000
Would

>>93703902
meds

>>93704884
I hope you get cervical cancer and die painfully

I want to see dinogura jump up and down and see her rotund belly bounce.

I went to the grocery store and bought candy. And now I am eating candy.

Gura is sedated

>>93700244
this was about fauna coming back if anyone doesn't know, be sure to watch

>>93707652
Based. What did you buy chumbie?

>>93705055
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>93707652
What kind of candy are you eating chumbie

>>93707652
WHAT KIND OF CANDY AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU BUY

>>93707757
I bought the party bag mix. I just ate a milkyway and then ate a bag of skiddies

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>93707815
>>93707819
I also bought cininonmon rolls and banana and vegetable tray pack

>>93707846
>>93707951
Based snackbud

>>93707853
I just want to rape this poster is that too much to ask?

>>93707951
what the hell is a vegetable tray?

Gura is in this thread shitposting with us
Captcha:SANDY

>>93708005
It’s like a platter of pre washed vegetables that you serve at partys but I buy them and throw away the vegetables I don’t want (celery and tomato) and just keep it in the fridge and snack on it

>>93705221

>>93708106
Based, hi Gura. Will you marry me?

>>93708226

Goob night.

>>93708289
Goobnighto

>>93708125
Oh those are way too expensive for me to buy. I forgot they existed.

>>93708278
Hooray, I'm Gura's husband now

>>93708289
sleep well bud

>>93707780
I made s’ghetti with garlic bread today!! I usually use a ground pork and beef blend, but I used full beef this time.

>>93708201

>>93708470
based s'ghettibud

>>93707846
I want to hold a Halo LAN party at the Gura sleepover

>>93707983
O…Ok…

>>93708425
They really are too expensive. What I really need is a big bag of baby carrot sticks, a bag of little broccoli, and a big cup of ranch. Walmart was lacking in produce this time so that’s why I settled for the tray

>>93708431
Sorry chumbie but that’s not Gura, that’s me

>>93707853

Fart

>>93708609
I used to play the halo demo you could download from cnet. It only had CtF Blood Gulch but god damn is that not the best fucking map ever made. I was really hoping MCC would have a 24/7 CtF Blood Gulch playlist bad sadly it seems that experience will only exist as a memory now

>>93708795
*WHEEEEEEEEZE*

>>93708470
That sounds tasty! Did you like the full beef more?

>>93708839
I still have my Halo CE pc copy. What a fun game that was, the memories in Gephyrophobia.

>>93708839
Based Halobud, I greatly enjoyed that map as well

>>93708684
What if Gura was the rape poster and gutsbud slice Gura everytime?

>>93709050
Gephyrophobia was great too. Also Boarding Action and Hang ‘Em High.

Gura is baby

Yeb

>>93709000
not sure, I guess it tastes a bit "meatier" I like both though

My shoulder is sore. I think I need to look into getting a better pillow chumbies.

>>93709961
me too does anyone have pillow recomendation

>>93709961
I should look into upgrading my pillow too

>>93710138
>>93710139
Pillowbuds a CUTE

>>93710138
I have a softer pillow - Wamsutta brand. And I have a firmer pillow - Pacific Coast brand. I prefer the firmer one, but I sleep with both every night.

>>93654733
You literally could stream any other time during that day retardkun maybe think before you type something next time.

I don't know if its a meme but I want to try a buckwheat pillow

>>93710553
I like mine it's very huggable and good to prop up my side

Chumbies this metamucil is giving me the toots

>>93710813
that's what it's supposed to do isn't it

>>93710903
Mmmmmango habanero

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>93711158
Mmmmmango...

>>93711523
>*Li touchí*

The dinos will take this one