/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sneaking into Gura's room while she's sleeping and unleashing an absolutely ear shattering vile smelling fart right into her face.

goobnight

wife

>>93589288
dino dreams

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>93589235
WHORE

>>93589235
WIFE

>>93589551
SNIFFFFF

Just saw this in Akihabara. I can’t help myself she’s too cute…

>>93589620
She looks extra bullyable T u T

>>93589288
Sleep well bud

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>go on 3 camping trip
>gura stream
Maybe it was me all along I'm going to move to a cabin in the woods with no internet so she can go back to regular streaming.

Stay with me awhile
Rise above the vile
Name my final rest
Poured into my chest

Into the orchard I walk peering way past the gate
Wilted scenes for us who couldn't wait
Drained by the coldest caress, stalking shadows ahead
Halo of death, all I see is departure~
Mourner's lament, but it's me who's the martyr~

Another nightshift another dollar

What if Gura became death,destroyer of worlds?

>tiktok gettin banned
maybe she'll stream more?

>>93591128
Lost, here is nowhere
Searching home still
Turning past me, all are gone

Time
Is
Now~

>>93591679
Welcome back bud

>holo alt account is dooming
>some talent post "hugging" emoji
>collab
Gura is going to graduate isn't she?

>>93591840
she's more of an instagram reels person, but i hope she will drop that too because the platform is being radicalized

>>93592581
this time for sure

>>93592029
Thanks bud.
Time to rest.
Zzzz mimimimimimimi. Zzzz mimimimimimimi.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

I woke up 4 hours after that melatonin and couldn't go back to sleep

>>93592898
can you promise?

>>93593830
rip. I would try doubling the dose next time.

>>93594901
T u T

>>93594901
holy..

>>93593960
nyo

I think based on what Gura told us about her anxiety she would be a lot happier and relaxed as a small 2view indie than she currently is in Hololive. If you disagree then you literally hate her and want her to continue suffering.

>>93595663
She would of never joined Hololive if she knew she would be so big. She was probably expecting her streams to have a few hundred people watching like the par was back in early 2020 not tens of thousands.

Gura is a loli bitch

Time for work

>>93595663
gura as an indie would break indie records. this girl is loved too much for her own good

>>93595663
Unless she uses an AI voice changer and starts over from scratch, she's never going to be a 2view.

>>93595663
If you cared about her, then you'd want her to get over her anxiety like she said she should.
>>93595756
Hololive was pretty popular even back then, so only a few hundred would obviously not happen.

>would of

>>93589620
I bought this when I visited. The cover art is by namori (yuru yuri author) so I definitely couldn't pass it up

>>93589620
i can fix my grammar with this

>>93591795
she isn't?

Baguraette honhonhon

I peed in Gura

I peed on Gura

Chumbies the yogurt and egg I ate for breakfast is hitting bad…

I'm not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oSUQognnF0g

>>93597691
spin spin spin

>>93597061
No one asked, keep that to yourself

So is she burned out again?

>>93597061
Thanks for the update chumbie, keep me posted on your current status.

>>93597761
No, she's just a huge whore

>>93595663
This is her normal state, her streaming as much as she did was anomaly.

Goob morning.

>>93597908
For months at a time?

>>93594572

>>93595663
True

are bloody marys actually good?
the thought of drinking clam juice sickens me

>>93595663
I could understand having anxiety from all the shit hololive would make talents do bts, but streaming is like the easiest part of that job. I have anxiety too and I'd kill to make that much money from streams, only thing that would freak me out is all the extra stuff they talk about hololive having you do

>>93598689
that's not a hickey that's a fucking vampire bite gura's gonna turn

>>93598809
Clam juice is just salty. I don't know about blood marys because I don't drink but clamato is just a salty tomato juice.

gura's graduation stream will be titled "z"

>>93595663
And what's your point? She can never be that. Even if she quit and started as a fresh new vtuber with new socials, she'd be found out within minutes of debut (or before), go viral and get a million subscribers again within a week. Hell if anything it'd probably increase her popularity for a while because people love drama like that. The only solution is for her to get over her issues, if she wants to be a streamer at all.

Goob morning retards

Cheated on Gura and goomed to Shion.

>>93600112
that's permissable

>>93600112
I hope Gura's new outfit will be a transparent babydoll TuT

>>93600272
it's going to be a gangster outfit

>>93600308
Like Yo yo Slinky-Dog we be da 4-corner retards represent duurrrrr "Slaps limp hand on chest for gang sign" gangster or like prohibition era with a Tommygun and fancy suit with class Gangster?

>>93600704
Go back to work American.

>>93594901
GURAS SHARK JUICE IBN MY MOUTH

>>93597843
I’m holding it in right now

>>93594901
god i wish that was me

Gura should play Koikatsu on stream

>>93601255
unironically yes. it's possible to play it SFW

To be frank, Gura should sing the oscar mayer song

>>93601437
>To be frank
Why are you frank?

>>93600950
Go back to work.....American...So what you are offended because I insult retards orsomething else?

>stream once
>gain 10k subscribers
the fuck?

>>93603050
>>>/vt/numbers

>>93602360
Why aren't you Frank?

>>93595663
>>93595756
>>93595867
>>93598748
>stealth subhuman /lig/gers fishing for (You)s.
Castrate all big-lipped, saggy pants, pie stealing /lig/ggers and throw them in a ditch to be eaten alive by dogs.

She sounded so fucking fat when she hit her head into the mic/boom, do you know how fat one has to be overall for the body to think it is a good idea to store fat in her forehead?

>>93603522
That's how fat she sounded? Jesus... that's like planetary levels of fat. No wonder she had 30k+ viewers, she's got that gravitational pull.

Why is the collab canceled?

Sex with a fembud.

She's been getting fat in the right places alright

>>93603892
Which collab?

>>93603987
The myth collab

>>93603892
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1878972001697825030

>>93603892
Obviously Gura snuck off to be a whore again.

>>93604029
Urgh, darn it, ah well, what can you do. Thanks

>>93604029
huh, i never looked at her schedule and already thought it was next week. lucky

>>93590225
samen

Imagine lifting up Guras stomach fat folds and stick your dick in it and hope it has so much puss between the folds that it acts like lube <3

I've been messing with my desktop Gura. Still don't know how to add custom facial expressions and phys bones...

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>93604721
this seems dangerous

>>93589235
:3

>>93604755
I'm playing wc3 customs.

This is why I think scatbuds are truly mentally ill.

>>93589633

>>93604817
I do recall the devs of Desktop Mate being upset at people for customizing the avatar but... what are they gonna do? Send a spy from China to assassinate me? I had my suspicions too but Steam is very particular about what games are allowed and conducts quality checks. That being said I still close the program whenever I have to login to sites.

>>93598689
that looks more like a disease or bug/mosquito bites, she got a bed bug infestation...

>>93605112
I meant sexually but ok

>>93605404
oh

WIFE

WIFEEEE

My wife is awake!

Cute

This counts as goom perms.

Is she gonna join the Marvel Rivals collab

oh she is active? do not expect a frame tho

Frame any minute now, right?

>>93605733
>>93605846
>>93605996
I hope not, I'm busy.

>>93605786
Bottom teeth? sus.

Gura dont stream today i need to get actual work done for once

Goob morning Goob

>>93606086
her top teeth swapped places with the bottom teeth

>>93606072
>>93606102
Watch it when you can then like everyone else.

Marvel today, I can feel it in my balls.

imagine skipping over advent to collab with justice

I just woke up from my first nap

>>93606753
I don't blame her, FWMC and Biboo are kind of annoying.

>>93606504
No i only want to watch her live

>>93606819
Based napbud

>>93606697
sorry, it was me

>>93607959
So do a lot of people, but sometimes you have to make compromises.

>>93604755
Reading and later tonight

I want to take naps with Gooba

>>93608162
Dindin!

>>93608170
This except I want to rape her TuT

>>93608303
Nyo. Only nappys

>>93608303

diapers?

>>93608643
soaked

toes?

>>93608810
shrimped

streams?

Lots of rapebuds today...

>>93609417
on my face

I woke myself up screaming today haha...

>>93609638
Gura...

naked fairy gura sex

gura is too busy playing with miku in fortnite to play marvel or liar's bar

>>93609638
Have you ever done that but with laughing? I feel like the Joker wherever I do that kek

>>93610264
i prefer sega miku

>>93610264
Thats one ugly miku

>>93610872
tehy are

>>93611319
It's not the best miku but you have to consider that this miku is in fortnite and other mikus are not. Huge advantage.

I siht my pants

>>93611359
stop wearing pants gura

>>93611616

>>93612106
why is she so sexy

>>93612460
She exudes sexual intimacy. Just look at this

>>93613128
Sweet lord...

>>93613128
WOO LAD

*Beep beep!*

>>93612460
>>93613128

>>93613595
getting isekai'd by Gura!

>>93613128
i want to use that creature like an onahole

I want fair ygura

I woke up and Gura wasn't on my lap and now I'm angery

>>93608303
This except I want her to rape me, we go out drinking, maybe with Ame as well, Ame tries to warn me but I'm too engrossed in being with Gura that I don't see her warnings, Ame parts ways and Gura books us a private karaoke booth, she drags me inside, we sing some songs and then suddenly Gura pins me down and kisses me before having her way with my body.

>>93615076
ʰᵒnᵏ

>>93609638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZfJmXvC5yk
FeEl ThE wAlLs ClOsInG iN
i ThInK i'M fAlLiNg ApArT

How do you feel that Gura is active again?

>>93615582
only retards reply to this

>Kiara suggests the rock bit
>Does it quickly
>"Ok that was stupid."

What did she mean by this?

>>93615645
she is extremely nervous about how she disappears and comes back randomly without communication and was so desperate for an ice breaker joke she used kiaras terrible idea and pushed through it as quickly as possible after realizing how bad it was live
not hard think next time

>>93615615

>>93615895
>she is extremely nervous about how she disappears and comes back randomly without communication
if only there was a simple solution to that...

Please call me a retard.

>>93616188
No one bothers telling her that simple solution unfortunately.

>>93616205
tensai

>>93616418

>>93616410
if only there weren't so many liars in this world...

>>93616188
>>93616410
>>93616513
she knows what the solution. depression & anxiety aren't logical, so it doesn't help

>>93616620
She doesn't know the solution precisely because she isn't logical.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

the Goobmeister
the Goobster
the Goobler
ol' Goobles

>>93617337
Gura is a fembud

>>93616835
If only someone would tell her that.

>>93618194
If only she'd listen.

>>93604755
I need to get caught up on collegeslop
>>93608162
>>93608220
I look forward to your findings Biblebud

>Gura doesn't stream because of depression
Gura must be a pretty terrible person to have named it "Depression". I didn't even think that was legal. Isn't that kind of cruel?
Heh.

Gura's tumor is metastasizing.

Who are the occupants of this thread as of right now?

>>93619672
Shh we're hiding.

>>93619750
Okay, I'll come hide with you.

>>93618452
If only someone would tell her that.

>>93619963
If only you'd stop lying about that...

For King and Cunny!

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>93619750
dino hands typed this post

>>93620376
ye

>>93620327
For grifting bitches too!

>>93619672

You know what. I'm starting to like that Gura streams so little. It weeds out the filthy tourists.

>>93623178
No it doesn't. All it does is enable the people shitting on her for not streaming.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>93623376
>>93623442
MY posts

Wife soon?

I'm back chumbies. Time for dindin and reading

>>93623178
I'm sure you're a troll retard faggot, but her low stream volume makes tourism significantly worse, actually. Did you even see how many phasecucks and /lig/gers were raiding the thread during the MiSide stream?
If Gura streamed more regularly, they wouldn't all rush to be here every time she "came back".

Wife a soon?

>>93623178
Gura is literally the Mickey Mouse of vtubers. Just a mascot while everyone else actually produces. She must be happy considering she loves Disney so much

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

Graaa

gra-chan sugoi

>>93623782
Welcome back chumbie. I am just now back from dindin myself. How goes your reading?

>>93626696
Still eatin some pizza chumbie. Gonna get comfy soon

Will any members of Advent or Justice be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>93624401
I think she's more like Goofy.
And for more than one reason.

>>93626696
Now its time to read

Why didn't she join the marvel collab? Why does she hate all the others so much?

>>93626850
>>93627671
Enjoy the comfy reading biblebud. I have some work to do so I'll check in later.

>>93626851
No.

Love the shart

>>93627671
You should read Berserk or Vagabond instead.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>93629993
how could you say something so brave and controversial

>>93629636
No he shouldn't. Bad faggotbud. He probably should read them at some point, but only after that single most foundational human story of all, the one which puts all others (particularly western works, or heavily westernized eastern ones like Berserk) into context.

>>93629636
I already did

>>93630725
Based. I watched the movies with my little brother a few years ago but still need to read the manga.
That reminds me, time to check if new Drama Queen chapter is translated yet.

>>93632171
Thanks for the reminder chumbie. Time to read it later tomorrow

>>93630452
No. The bible is boring.
Berserk has a cool eclipse and a guy with a huge sword and a fairy friend.

>>93633064
Also a horse with crazy eyes and a massive cock.

>>93630452
Actually, your pic made me change my mind. Berserk and Vagabond are a bit depressing, and everything is sad enough right now, so he should read Yotsuba&! instead.

>>93633064
I think the Bible has a lot of surprisingly hype moments

>>93633064
but all those things are in the bible as well.

>>93634178
Where in the bible is there a little faggot fairy that is naked for some reason and really annoying, but actually he's not that bad and losers just really like to hate on him?

>>93632673
Any time chumbie
>>93633064
As >>93633964 and >>93634178 say, Berserk is amazing, but a lot of the reason why is due to European aesthetics (Christendom, the Western World) and European mediaeval themes which draw a lot of inspiration from the bible (Griffith, the perfect prince, falling from grace and corrupting the world and ending a golden age to build his own own fallen kingdom as Femto).
The bible itself has fire and brimstone, genocide, spiritual warfare, miracles, and God Himself coming down in the flesh, out of love, to conquer death itself and assume His rightful throne of the cosmos. What could be more metal than that?

>>93624673
Aim better next time.

>>93633964
It has a lousy illustrator though. Give me a call when they get the balls to illustrate those giants with suposed zebra semen emissions raping human women and inflating them with cum like they describe.

>>93634458
Yeah, and no artist. Anyone can write some bullshit down on paper. And the Bible's writer is a loser who never learned to draw.

>>93634820
>>93635049
Now I want to find the bible picture book for children I read as a young 'un

>>93626916
Elaborate?

I am reliably informed by a friend that there do indeed exist multiple manga adaptations of the bible. Apparently it is a good dramatization, but for obvious reasons fails to distill its wisdom.
Which makes sense, like, how would one adapt the wisdom literature - like Proverbs and Psalms - for a manga?

Is she gonna stream tomorrow? Anyone have her schedule?

>>93636262
good one anon

>>93635915
Max.

>>93636262
outfit reveals all week bet on the weekend

>>93636333
Gura has a son named Max?

>>93635948
Im actually surpised there arent a lot more of them and of lower quality. It seems ripe for easy explotation being built in stories unfamiliar to the audience enough to be unique and public domain. I guess the JPs are just better qquality human beings than the guys in the west that produce shit like Finding Jesus

>>93635948
Are there good Bible manga? I only read this one manga where an exorcist uses Bible verses as a one-liner after killing demons.

>>93637248
Eva has Christian symbolism in it

>>93637248
Neon Genesis Evangelion

>>93637248
There was a group called Next that did Bible Manga I found out about through some the Yoo-Tubes and the Googles

>>93636490
5 days to reveal outfits is a bit excessive

>>93620327
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>93637183
Japs still have some sense of respect for the sacred and traditional that has been deliberately and systematically bred out of western populations for centuries. We're coming back around now, but we're still the minority. It'll take some time before we're back to where we once were.
>>93637248
My friend says he can't find the one he read on Google images. It's at his mom's place. Blue cover, filled with pictures. He says it was kino.

>>93636490
She chose an odd time to come back :/

>>93638471
I'm gonna make s’ghetti tomorrow!

>>93638471
Hi cutebud, you missed one >>93596260

where da Goob at?

Are you a chumbabooey?

Gura is sedated

>>93637248
There's a cool priest in Trigun.
And a kinda cool one in Fate/Stay Night.

There's also a pretty good manga/anime about God deciding to abandon humanity, but first granting the wish of every person on Earth before He leaves. It's called Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi. The Sunday without God. It's very depressing.

>>93639964
*takes pillow*
*shoves her down into the snow*
*drives away with pillow in front seat*

>>93639434
Let us know how it goes

>>93640161
Not the pillow, noooohohoho...
Gutsbud, you seeing this shit?

>>93637248
Pretty sure Battle Angel Alita had some biblical symbolism. Pretty good manga that's up there with manga like Beserk in terms of quality.

I spent so much time on this insurance stuff that I didn't get to read the Bible tonight. Maybe I can squeeze in a a chapter or two. I apologize Biblebud

>>93640883
No need to apologize chumbie! I'm swamped with work to catch up on anyway. Hope the insurance stuff is resolved soon.

>>93641096
I'm sending you luck as well bud

Goob night.

>>93640402
*drives back*
*makes out with pillow in front of Gura, who's covered in snow in the ditch*
*throws glass of water on her*
*takes picture of Gura freezing in the ditch covered in ice and snow and crying with no pillow*
*drives away again*

>>93641197
sleep well chumbie

>>93641222
Say your prayers, wretch

>>93640267
will do

>>93640161
>>93641222

merch has arrived
I don't know if I'll ever manage to be a better man but I will always be a chumbud
adios until the next frame/vod or see you in hell if I kill myself

>>93641979
Thank you Gutsbud

>>93641998
I salute you merchbud

>>93641616
>>93642810

I managed to read a couple of chapters before bedtime. Jehu is crazy, this guy is massacring everyone

My ashwaganda is kicking in. Time to hit the sack buds

>>93643971

I'm sad that she hates all the other holomems.

>>93645008
She loves me though

The bible is super cringe because it's still written in a style of olde English to make the reader think it sounds smarter and old or something. Imagine if Lord of the Rings were written in the same way with "thy" and "thou" and shit. It would be cringe as fuck. And the sentence structure is just as medieval sounding and difficult to read. I speak English, not medieval latin translator. It's not even the original language it was written in so that just proves that anyone publishing it without a modern translation is just doing it to make it "sound" biblical and that is fucking cringe.

>>93643971
This is another story I have not yet heard. Why is he massacring everyone chumbie?
I am glad you got the chance to read a bit tonight. I am continuing to reread Genesis myself but progress is slow. So many footnotes!

>>93645260
>He thinks the KJV is "the bible"
>He thinks medieval Anglos spoke and wrote the way they did just to look smart to English speakers hundreds of years later
>He thinks they predicted the language shifting to be more technical and use more Greek- and Latin-derived words in place of Anglo-Saxon words during the Enlightenment
>"I speak English, not medieval latin translator"

>>93646156
Oyasame

>>93646156
Goobnight

goob soon i can feel it

>>93646576
Well yeah she has 3 confirmed upcoming streams

>>93646649
and 36 more

>>93645260
wdym, there are at least 900 different translations of the bible for english alone.

>>93646649
what's the third one?

I slept for 14 hours and now I'm sleepy again after being awake for 12 hours.

WHORE

Gura has a smelly butt.

>>93647677
because I keep licking it without brushing my teeth first

>>93647346
Buckshot Roulette with Kiara

>>93648166
when is that though?

>>93648190
It not confirmed yet. Kiara just mentioned that she talked with Gura about it and that she wants to get a group together with Gura in it.

>>93648389
okey thank you

Still absolutely fucking priceless that Gura's fan discord had a hand in making 2 whole ass original songs dedicated to her and the most acknowledgement they got from her was a retweet of a tweet promoting one of them. No even an on-stream mention.

Serves those retards right.

>>93645260
This board is for English speakers, Daleet.