/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>93548041
Trannychama...

retards

I want to make love to Pippa's ass

I LOVE MY MOM

Why is this creature so sexual? Why do my balls fill with semen when I watch her? What is this witchcraft?

>>93548133
can i get proof of your claims and what she does to you?

>>93548133
bit you're balls are always full of semen

stop pretending to like eimi

>>93548218
or what faggot, HUH??

>93548205
bait

>>93548082
pippa's xl ass

What did the guy on the phone say?

But what us a Mint janny doing here

>>93548082
Ok /pcg/, regardless of whether or not eating ass is a meme that people have been psyop'd into thinking is a good idea, if your oshi said to your face that she wanted you to tongue-fuck her asshole, would you?

>>93548218
Don't ever tell me what to do ever again ever

https://x.com/miltaire94/status/1878784906958090455

>>93548305
"they're all green, sir!"
"naruhodo"

>>93548284
And puffy pink doughnut

>>93548279
>93548205

>>93548355
Gumi artists PLEASE improve your faces.

>>93548321
I would chow down like a death row inmate given his last meal.

>>93548321
I don't think I'm strong enough for that, anon... is it washed, at least?

>>93548218
Stop pretending to like Hitler [here] you have a whole board for that shit

>>93548321
I don't care what the Internet says, I will devour Lumi's butthole.

>>93548321
depends
jelly yes
eimi HELL NAH

>>93548426
i'm pretty sure that guy's just a general phasefag

I love Shiina!

>both threads I frequent have a shitton of deleted posts
I was gone for like a second

>>93548218
>>93548460
>pretending

>>93548452
It's kinda implied she cleaned her asshole with an enema first, yes. I'm already asking you to eat ass, you dont need to get trench mouth too.

>>93548321
Maybe

>>93548321
not even twodee

REVEALED
how lumi keeps control over the gumis

>What happens when an asian with a boner bumps into a wall?
>He breaks his nose

>>93548494
>Just threw someone else's carrot away
What the FUCK is his problem?

>>93548563
lol

Jelly is a pickme whore who should kill herself live

>>93548494
those are some fat chipmunks.

>>93548603

>>93548520
If it's for my oshi...

:(
I miss our phase friend https://files.catbox.moe/yyzrlj.mp4

>>93548556
women shouldn't have this ability

After the last thread, I decided to enter the rabbit hole since I'm cursed of being a truth seeker. wish me luck guys.

>>93548603
post cock

>>93548603
Grave tidings.............

>>93548674
don’t have one

>>93548321
>psyop'd
This traditionally means govt run operation to control the population. What happens in porn is all the lonely fool that consume it will need to chase after more and more obscure and degenerate thrills, and anal or ass-eating just sort of became some more common thing with people. Meme'd into popularity would be a better way of saying it.

But to your question, no. I would not put my tongue in her ass, just the pussy. I'd finger or toy it though.

>>93548647
I remember Jelly saying that she did a CIV playthrough where she roleplayed as good guy Hitler but I never found the VOD
Is there an archive?

>>93548671
retard

>>93548556
>we found that sniffing emotional tears
What the fuck were their methods of collection?!

>>93548355
God I want Lumi to step on me.

>>93548694
That was Shondo

>>93548603
This but Amy

i jate jelly

>>93548647
I always laugh at how Pippa has an, "Oh shit, what have I gotten myself into this time" expression, while Jelly is excited and Panko is just smug
This pic is absolute cinema

>>93548556
>Born with an AoE pacify ability built into their genome
How the FUCK do we compete with this guys!?!?

>>93548556
They've shown their hand. Now that I have this information I will use it to fuel my anger. This trick will no longer work on me.

>>93548321
nobody does that
porn is all AI, these people aren't real

>>93548603
Damn bro chill out.
Quieres?

>>93548671
Oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>93548701
>>93548789
You guys are scaring me

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>93548755

>>93548321
>Ok /pcg/, regardless of whether or not eating ass is a meme that people have been psyop'd into thinking is a good idea, if your oshi said to your face that she wanted you to tongue-fuck her asshole, would you?
Of course I would. Most of my fantasies revolve around performing oral sex on the girls I like and indulging in all sorts of non-penetrative sex. And since I have indeed eaten ass I assure you that it's not a meme. More than that, I prefer that sorta thing to usual forms of sex. The only way to truly be intimate with a womans body is by knowing her with your mouth.

>>93548755

>>93548727
damn I got my lolis mixed up

https://poal.me/knvdjf

>>93548671
TURN BACK! DON'T DO IT, ANON! THINK ABOUT THE LAST TIME ARCHIVE READER MADE A POST HERE! HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

https://files.catbox.moe/rkwfxb.mp3

>no panko manko

>>93548755
build an immunity to it like anything else that doesn't kill you

>>93548853
>willy
Bri'ish

>streamer ignores members and supas
>giggles constantly and bites her lip when that one gray shows up in chat

Phaser for this feel?

>>93548873
why is christopher walken singing about naked ringos

>>93548919
my oshi...

>>93548919
>Phaser for this feel?
Lumi when she tries to make me jealous, yes she does it intentionally.

>>93548919
Sorry she missed your birthday aka

>>93548919
Gura

>>93548853
The soap runs down your body so there’s no reason to wash your lower half

>>93548919
don't fucking remind me........

>>93548919
Lucy
no the other one

>>93548954
Lumi's chat is like 90% gray names obviously she will read gray posts in that environment

>>93548919
Eimi apparently after all the posts I've seen here lately

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>93548921
>christopher walken
More like Luis Prima

>>93548974
Hi Miru

>>93548919
none of them have a bites lip toggle

>>93548919
Me often enough.
>Phaser for this
Not telling.

>>93549058
rie does actually

Eimi would let you do her in the butt at least once just because she's a filthy fujo and wants to know how it feels in yaoi.
Think about it.

>>93549020
It's okay, we flirt with eimi here instead

>>93548903
Stop it

>>93548919
That's just a game to convert greys to greens. As soon as their name is green she will move on to the next grey.

phase out

>>93548919
that guy? yeah, all me

>>93549083
then she would make you get a boyfriend

>>93548755
Become sexually aroused by tears or gay.

>>93548812
NTA but you're pursuing actual child porn.
Incidentally Pippa got range banned around the time this leaked soooooooooooooooooo...

>>93549058
>>93549081
All of gen2 does he did it as a package

>>93549083
Anon that's step 1, step 2 is wanting to know what its like from the other perspective as she whips out the strapon

>>93549100
That sounds evil

>>93549124
Not necessarily but she'd definitely insist on playing with (you)r butt a lot

>>93549129

>>93549171
Okay, but would she rape me if I said I didn't want it?

>>93549181
it's just business. you'll understand when you're older

>>93549147
Fresco e originale!

>>93549207
She'd use her woman tears to pacify you

>>93549093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqSNHqC8DpY

>>93548873
This is godawful

>>93549263
It's over.....

>>93549171
Dont threaten me with too good a time here, Amy

>>93549207
No, she's all about consent (with the exception of her own consent because she's into that)

>>93549129

>>93549147
panko manko
panko manko mankoooOOOᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
panko manko
panko manko mankoooOOooooₒₒₒ

can we go one thread without talking about rape

>>93549403
post cock

>>93549403
but it's on topic?

Phasers are the best livers.

>>93549403
Why do you hate our femanons?

>>93549403
It's all been about consent so far

phase connect? rape connect.

>>93549403

>>93549417
https://litter.catbox.moe/wtuhe6.jpg

>>93549579
nice cock bro

>>93549579
women are gross

>>93549579
Ngl I was kinda expecting you to post a rooster or something

>>93549579
Janny ain't gonna like this

>>93549579
how is it so thick?

>>93549579
MODS

>>93549403
No. you must accept our board's culture

>>93549579
why is /pcg/ so gay?

ワオ!
お前ら全員バカだ。

>>93549724
そう、私。

>>93549634
Gays are grosser.

>>93549579

Bareback sex with sex bear while playing with her pierced urukas.

>>93549775
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>93549403
Half our talents could get date raped and as long as it wasnt violent, would be making excuses as to how it wasn't really rape.

>>93549805
Hime technically can't be raped because she wants it, so it's consensual.

>>93549724
本当だ!

>>93549775
Stop trying to meme this into existence it's not happening

Oh Saya, where have you gone,
Once bright on streams till the early dawn?
Your voice, a beacon, so sweet and true,
Yet now we wait, with nothing new.

Your fans, they cry, they yearn, they plead,
For the streams they once would so eagerly need.
No more the laughter, the warmth of your smile,
Just silence and shadows, mile after mile.

We waited, we hoped, for your return,
But every hour makes our hearts burn.
With each passing day, the anger grows,
The longing deepens, as frustration flows.

Oh Saya, dear Saya, can't you see?
Your absence has fractured the community.
Our loyalty was strong, our love, unbent,
But now, it feels like all hope is spent.

Come back to us, where you belong,
Return to the stage, and sing your song.
For a fanbase without you feels incomplete,
And we long for the day when again we meet.

where hina

How do I get Pippa to read this?

>>93549579

~My recipe for BEETONS~

>>93549579
why is it so small?

panko is my girlfriend

Hand over the spaghetti and no one gets hurt.

>>93549938
Shit you can't even get me to read all that. I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.

Say...would you buy the upcoming role-playing game experience The Elder Scroll VI: Skyrim 2 if it was set in Phase World featuring the one and only Komachi Panko as a possible playable character? The deluxe edition would come with free* Phase Coffee

>>93549799
>>93549775

why

6 inches is normal

>>93550036
>6 inches is normal

>>93550036
No need to brag, big guy

>>93549403
No, we must rape Uruka.

>>93550016
I already bought Skyrim six times, Todd.

>>93550035
WHY NOT

4 inches is normal

>>93550140
>4 inches is normal

>>93550140
Faggot

>>93550140
Don't let anyone convince you otherwise, starknight

>>93550036
>>93550140
Can you stop being gay now

>>93549886
If it were anyone else I'd agree but Uruka's urukas will be pierced by the end of the year.

Stop inflating the (you) market

Okay, I won't reply to anyone anymore.

TFW 4 1/2 inches

give me a yuu

Nobody reply to anybody else, just guess based on context who is replying to who.

>>93550336
good

Delete your post immediately, anon. Stop breaking regulation

thanks

what is the definition of a 'good post'?

Eew a schizo replied to me

faggot

>>
Ok I'll take you up on that challenge, faggot.
>>
Seek out a psychiatrist, you need drugs.

No you

yeah me

no me

Would you let Uruka pierce (You)r nipples, anon?

yeah you

No anon

schizo broke, someone call the schizo repair guy

yeah

rape

>>93550413
First priority: On topic.
Second priority: pleasant.
Third priority: Informative/helpful in some way.

>>93550568

He fucked it up.

>>93550568
WRONG IT'S CUNNY

>>93550568
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The (You)s are too valuable now, exports are down. Sorry I will have to reduce your pay.

>>93550568
Kill him with hammers!

Surely the economy will recover soon, right?

only the gsg general doesn't do replies don't take this from them

>>93550598
Some would call that pleasant or helpful (Catbox links only please)

WTF DID THEY DOD TO MIKU???

>>93550750
that's a man

>>93550598
cunny fits all the criteria so I'm not sure what you're trying to say

>>93550750
too much chug jug

>>93550750
Damn she's bigger than me

yeah, i do fall asleep cuddling my dog while listening to yuu vods. what are yuu gonna do about it?

>>93550750
yasai juice? more like tren juice

>>93550814
Please Saya stream

>>93550659
No.
Search some Whitney Webb on youtube. They're planning on switching to digital. They'll switch off targeted individuals funds and make the persona non grata

>>93550862
feelings hort

>>93550750
Man shoulders

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmNJ4j4vf38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5SChZA4PQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBIa60kKBKI

https://wheelofnames.com/cxz-sfw
https://pastebin.com/S9vFLMKN

>>93550536
when she sees my dick

>>93550750
Did you not see the Rabbit Hole implied porn video?

Technically every post (You) make is a reply

Nipple piercings are for women and fat gay men only

>>93550750
It's ma'am

uruka should get her nipples pierced

Piercing are like tattoos but more trashy

Stop asking Uruka to pierce her nipples you weird fucks

Uruka should pierce her clit on stream

>>93551046
That would be extremely painful

I'm so painfully sober it hurts, but I have no whisky left

>>93550931
bakers get all the (You)s, we should overthrow and behead all bakers

Clara is the "Jelly is a pick me whore" spammer.
t. knower

Remembering that time Runie changed panties mid stream to spite Airi. Good times

>>93551067
She's a big girl

whats the point of posting if I don't get (you)s anymore

>>93551120
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>93551134
>>93551134
>>93551134
>>93551134

>>93551120
No its Eimi, i know cause she's really cute the way she replies

>>93551021
I'm no longer asking, we're past asking

The updoot machine is broken?

Should I donate $100 when Saya returns?
On one hand I miss her so much so I want to incentivize her to stay and keep streaming, on the other hand I don't want to reward laziness. I don't know what to do!

>>93551120
i accept it

>>93551237
How about only donate if it's a high effort stream

>>93551237
Saya outright said on one of her last streams that you shouldn't reward her laziness.

>Saya
>return
yeah about that.

>>93551292
>if it's a high effort stream

Only donate out of gratitude for streams already streamed. Donating for the promise of future streams is folly.

>>93551120
Clara can at least pretend to have a sense of humor, pickmewhoreposter can't even manage that.

>>93551237
Donate $10 after each hour she streams

>>93551237
i'm gonna do it regardless because i do really miss her

Phase Connect is the Bethesda of vtubing

>>93551221
but Eimi loves Jelly, she loves all her girlies

>>93551365
anon will only donate 5!

>>93551237
donate 10 if she even streams and then if it's a good stream donate another 90 and say that it was because the stream was good.

>>93551397
we keep releasing the same vtuber?

Should I watch Hina's return stream again for some suffering?

>>93551476
>Should I watch Hina's return stream
> Hina's return stream
A bunch of comedians in the chat tonight.

>>93551397
Fill in the blanks

>Arena - ___
>Daggerfall - Tenma
>Morrowind - ___
>Oblivion - ___
>Skyrim - ___

>>93551504
a cautionary tale on sniffing markers

>>93551476
just the moment where she pulls the thing out of her ass

>$100 dono to Saya after the usual Saya routine
>Rewatching Hina's return stream (2 months old)
What a gen, sasuga sakana

>>93551440
It just works

>>93551539

if I donate using stream elements with a blank name field will it use my name from PayPal on stream or will it default to anonymous or just be blank?

>>93551525
Clara
Lumi
Airi
Pippa

>>93551476
kek no saving this one

>>93551645
Name field can't be blank when submitting

>>93551525
who's da horse dlc of phase connect?

>>93551120
He's just another anonymous attention whore.

>>93551645
Honestly I don't know and I would never risk it because PayPal is gay and forces you to use your real legal name unless it's a business account. By the by, at least someone at Phase Connect has access to all PayPal transactions and can see everybody's PayPal account names next to their donations and purchases.

>>93551703
Aiko

>>93551504

There really wasn't any other stream in between the two Lumi ones.
That doesn't happen every day.

Has Sakana tried hiring a gen of people who actually like vtubing?

>>93551780
Shh, Tenma is resting. Biding her time and gathering power.

>>93551731
>someone at Phase Connect
Yeah, that's called accounting.

SAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA LIVE HOLY FUCK
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8iEMVr7GFg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8iEMVr7GFg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8iEMVr7GFg

>>93551825
>actually like vtubing
Anon this is Phase not Holo

>>93551848
no thanks

Wish that one of our girl would putt the effort and beat Morrowind on OG Xbox

>>93551848
This is saya

>>93551780
It happens most Mondays. Sometimes someone's streaming an hour or so after she ends but that's about it.

>>93551825
why stream when you can just earn free money and have retards "miss you" when you stream twice a year?

>>93551825
Don't worry, you'll get 3 burnt out indies in 6 to 9 months.

>>93551848

>>93551848

>>93551825
A gen of Tenmas, Lumis and Runies?

Mondays suck

Invaders predections
Burnt out indie
Burnt out ex corpo
2 view who takes a 2 year vacation
a month in

>>93551848
I clicked because I wanted to hear a Otamatone Cover.

>>93551731
>Someone at Accounting knows who Anon is
Oh fug

>>93551967
illiterate

>>93551825
He should clone Lumi at this point. Imagine 3 Lumis 24/h Lumi streams and best of all 3 way collab with TONS of yapping

Is it true that racists always remember their non white friends?

>>93552053
No

>>93551731
>Susan in accounting knows who I want to plap
oh my

>>93551967
2 view who ghosts her company and fans and turns up in Hololive a year later

>>93552073
who did that

>>93551994
fuck dizzy knows where I live?

trade uruka for yuri?

>>93551967
True and predection-pilled

>>93552070
>Susan
Anon, it's Kevin.

>>93552099
I bet she got your picture off linkedin too.

>>93552027
Make it so.

>>93552090
no one
yet

>>93552164
I'd like to see that retard try and format an excel he is taking 7, going on 8 months, to ship my one (1) package

>>93551731
it's so easy to get a paypal business account i don't know why people don't just do it

>>93552172
My ears are bleeding

jelly has a fat ass

>>93552027
>>93552172
Same energy

>>93552027
The three lumis would just overlap.

>>93552130
No. But I offer Shiina for free, and Clara for Yuri.

>>93552217
Accounting is not that hard. By the way, 6 of those months is pre-order period.

>>93552090
Gigi

>>93552279
So it has still been basically two months and depends on the accounting. Therre are a lot of really easy ways for a retard to do it though quickbooks, etc.

>>93552053
I am racist but for some reason i only have brown friends and only had a single gf before who was also brown. They are not even that common where i live

You guys notice how Pippa and Lumi don't interact anymore? After Offkai things have been almost non existent between them.

Nasa and Memory offer you breakfast. Which do you take? Image: Nasa's brakfast

>>93552285
really?

>>93552239
Paul Miller?

>>93552389
they did cards against humanity with filian and lia together

>>93552389
They broke up anon

>>93552053
I grew up in a third-world country (colonial style) and with one or two exceptions have only ever had friends of different races.

>>93552399
I need to see what Memory's breakfast looks like too before I make a decision.

>>93552389
it was after Summer Camp when Lumi raped Pippa into participating in a fun company event

>>93552328
>depends on the accounting
True, but I think the most complex is remembering what they commissioned a year ago.

>>93552457
This is last week's

Hag sex

>>93552389
Pippa killed yabcast. Unforgivable offence

>>93552389
I assume Pippa gets drained from social interactions. So a few months break might not actually be a long time for her in terms of interacting with someone.

>>93552489
I'll go with Nasa's breakfast, I don't like my cereal crispy.

anon should listen to touhou 8 ost is very good marisa and kaguyas are my favorite

>>93552233
that's fucking bullshit
post proof
liar

Where streams?

Imagine bizarro Phase where every talent has a schedule

>>93552549
A little char boosts the flavor...

>>93552575
I can't remember Sayas last schedule

>>93552399
Memory, only because I'm more afraid of saying "no" to her.

Which chuuba for this feel

>>93552389
Wait, is she... getting rounder? Her face I mean.
Lumi's face, it's getting... rounder isn't it?
I thought it was just me at first but no, no it's definitely getting wider. Has anyone else noticed? Someone is changing her model slightly every day. Pixel by pixel... causing... growth.
That's the only logical conclusion at this point. The only thing that makes sense if you really really think about it. Can someone get this message to Sakana?
It's Lumi, and her face is getting.... rounder.
No. I don't want to jump to conclusions...
I might need to double check and cross reference more.

>>93552569

>>93552572
Wrong corpo

>>93552342
Well, aren't you the fool.

>>93552389
good pipnigs are cancer

>>93552572
Lumi in about 2 minutes on twitch.

>>93552399
Is this supposed to look bad?

>>93552399
Nasa..... why is the meat raw looking...

>>93552563
I have every touhou ost in a giant youtube playlist.
https://youtu.be/L6rvPc0ANvc

Saya only streams once per fortnight

Using Lia's mouth

>>93552563
I like Keine's and Reisen's

>>93552665
Bacon is cured you can actually eat it right of the the package.

>>93552662
Do you eat raw bacon(?)?

>>93552676
>per fortnight
Oh shit he said it

>>93552389
Lumi very obviously got annoyed with Pippa over all the yabcast bullshit she pulled because it made it impossible to collab normally. I don't blame her, Pippa was being a bitch.

>Nasa in 15 minutes
what the fuck

>>93552620
Disgusting soundpost

Booty

>>93552719
Yes I also drink two raw eggs every morning. It's healthy for you.

>>93552676
>Last stream December 5th

>>93552704
Me first
https://files.catbox.moe/8jyvdz.png

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>93552736
One doragon must sleep for the other to stream

>>93552775
Nice load bro

>>93552775
can I use your mouth?

>>93552620
i could never make it past those...

>>93552781
please remember, don't be parasocial towards her

>>93552839
Or if you are gonna be parasocial towards her you better come prepared with your 5 year plan and proof of employment.

>>93552839
Honestly Lumi owes me GFE

>>93552772
holy grim

>>93552905
My brother in Christ, it is all GFE

>>93552837
proof?

i need it bros. i need love from anime girls. i am withering away.

>>93552772
Nuh uh

>>93552925
Is posting in /pcg/ GFE?

I think Lumi SUCKS

>>93552961

>>93552961
Well there are no women here but in a sense of kissing a pillow as practice, yes.

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>93552935
why would you wanna see that, i thought you only liked big ones?

>>93552982
Honestly she probably sucks at sucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnlzk-lcJ9k
>Feeling Lonely? I Can't Fix That
wdsmbt

>>93553010
What's Lumi like? What's the best part about Lumi.

>>93553047
ASMR finally

>>93553019
i can appreciate them

>>93552961
No, but posting in chat is BFE

>>93553047
You woke up today and made the choice to feel lonely. It's within your own power to choose not to feel lonely.

>>93551848
Why doesn't she stream?
I can count the number of times I've actually seen her streams posted here on one hand, and I've been here since long before she debuted.
Was she always like this?
Is she just really lazy?
How the fuck did she get through the vetting process?
Why would anyone oshi her, how CAN you even oshi someone who basically never streams? You're just being a fan of a model at that point.