/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

can someone post the image of Gura's chat messages from the stream please? I can't find it.

yeb

>>93459841
>>93461106
Aim better next time.

>>93469713
Don't help this anon, it takes him 10 seconds to scroll back ggg for him to find it, he's just a lazy greedy bastard

So are her depression and anxiety gone? Did she finally go to the therapist?

>>93469713

Sex with a fembud.

>>93469861
Nyo, she still has terrible nightmares and insomnia

>>93469877
thank you. I also found it in the old thread, whre the person who posted it spoilered it like you did. I don't understand why you did that. It's very mean and makes it hard to find and I had to ask but nevertheless thank you for posting

I still think she will affiliate after Fes when her project will be complete. Way too many hints and she wouldn't change her bio to something that inflammatory without a good reason.

I am back from church chumbies, how was the stream

I will keep her hydrated, don't you worry chumbies

She played through all of indiana jones over christmas but couldn't take 5 minutes to wish us a merry christmas or a happy new year.

>>93469906
Yeah insomnia and nightmares are one of the main symptoms of severe anxiety and stress. But it also means that she probably doesn't have depression at least.

>>93469968
Welcome back bud. I'm watching the vod right now as well

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93469968
She talked about going to the baby sections of stores and was "just looking" and reading the nutrition labels and stuff on baby food for "no reason".

>>93469959
>inflammatory
>affiliate
She literally just said that she was her own fan, that's a bullish sign if anything
Don't be mad that you don't know her as well as i do bud

>>93469748
hehe, yeb.

>>93470125
You really do have a fetish
Honestly I gotta admire the persistence

>>93470125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhzO8etejw
22 feb 2021 btw

>>93470125
meanwhile all the real chumbies know the reason: gura's baby fetish

>>93470158
NTA, but it's extremely unusual, in fact it's unheard of, for a holo RM to link to their holo channel in their RM profile. It's still very fucking weird.

>>93470203
I ate that weird baby food once. I got it in a food drive

>>93470158
Uh-huh, she's her own fan &
And who? Her next persona obviously. She's literally just copying Ame and you guys keep sticking your head into the sand and ignoring the writing on the wall

>>93470267
you should superchat gura about this or make a youtube comment, she would love to hear about chumbie baby food eating adventures

>>93470242
She's just stating that she's a fan
Its a great sign, knowing how shy gura is if she was graduating any time soon after that she'd never do that

And i mean several people said that, but instead all the shitposters (you included) saw it as some grave error that would mean she was quitting that moment/getting fired by cover
And as per usual you just got btfoed by gura again because obviously she was just doing it so she wouldn't lose that twitter account (becausse, on the clock, it had been 2 years of time like last time she tweeted uh oh, but don't let facts stop your narrative)
I kept the posts to grudgepost anyway so enjoy

I actually had a period when I used to snack on baby food. The apple and banana purees honestly kinda slap

>>93470373
I'm gonna save your post to grudgepost later on if it'll happen.

She better play with Rvssian voices

>>93470505
why? it has japanese which is superior

The name she's going to put after the "&" is the person she bought the baby food for. But she has to wait until she's allowed to announce it.

>>93470203
Do you have a timestamp were she also mentioned having baby food in her kitchen cabinet "a recipes called for it" or something, i am to retarded to even think of which stream it was

But, yeah, alot of babytalk:

Gura talking about "tummy time", how toddlers learn to move around and walk: https://youtu.be/_aeIw9DJnBw?t=5886

Gura talks aboutt dust eating 2 year olds https://youtu.be/WM4cyuUqa_c?t=6638
Oddly specific 2 year old, in 2022

Have spoken about babyfood since debut, even saying she had baby food in her kitchen cabinet. Still today talking about baby food

Yeeeeeahhhh gogo gaga Gura, can it be more obvious?

Gura and Ame really were talking about UAPs before

>>93470079
I must sleep before the nightshift now so I'll catch up then. Enjoy the VOD chumbie

>>93470470
Sure do, im sure that in 10 years time you'll eventually be right
Keep calling for a graduation tomorrow every single day of your life until then, im sure its a very productive use of your time

For everyone else that doesn't remember that day
Those posts saying that she was "100% terminated/graduating/leaving hololive the very next day (on november btw" that i got in that image were about 10% of the total amount of posts. So so much time wasted typing useless posts just for the answer to be the most obvious one (WHICH IT ALWAYS IS) which is that she was just posting to keep her old twitter alive
Retards sure read a lot into it though

>>93470373
>And as per usual you just got btfoed by gura again because obviously she was just doing it so she wouldn't lose that twitter account (becausse, on the clock, it had been 2 years of time like last time she tweeted uh oh, but don't let facts stop your narrative)
Absolute fucking bafoon. Actual cretin.
You don't need to post anything and you don't need to change the fucking bio to keep your account, you fucking retard. You just need to log in. I had mine since 2012 and I've literally never posted anything. Secondly it wasn't on the clock, uh-oh tweet was in October, bio change was in November. You talk about facts while twisting facts and literally making shit up. Absolute idiot. Never post again.

>>93470590
We all know Gura has an abdl fetish dude.

>>93470564
She's gonna doxx me? No...

>>93470702
>uh-oh tweet was in October, bio change was in November
Right so it was 1 month off (in 2 whole years). Very coincidental that she never posts anything whatsoever except 1 thing in exact 2 year intervals (give or take a month)
>You don't need to post anything and you don't need to change the fucking bio to keep your account
She thinks you need to, so that doesn't apply
Use your brain next time

Gurass

>>93470604
????????????

Gura is the #1 fan of herself and no one else.

Im surprised no one here made a webm of gura walking in and out of the wall
Pathetic /ggg/

>>93470817
If she thought that then she would have posted something in August 2022 since her last tweet before uh-oh wad in August 2020, retard. And no she doesn't think that, you fucking retard. You just want to her to think that because that's the only thing that supports your flimsy argument.

>>93470373
I never said she was going to be graduated or terminated for changing her sen bio to that. I was the one who said that she might have already graduated internally and that was her way of letting us know. But that ended up not being true. It's still very strange that she did it and I think management probably did get on her case about it hence her talking about management watching her last members stream and calling her a brand risk.
Ultimately, it remains one of the strangest things to happen on any holo roommate account, of which I follow every last one.
Also, you're mistaken in that she doesn't need to tweet or change her bio in order to keep her account. All she has to do is log into it once a year.

WE ARE SO BACK

>>93470945
member content bud
You can have this though

>>93470945
They didn't even screencap most of it, you expect them to post webms? If you found one somewhere else post it.

>>93470995
Newfag, that didn't stop people before the thread went to utter shit.

>>93470638
sleep well bud

>>93470979
>If she thought that then she would have posted something in August 2022 since her last tweet before uh-oh wad in August 2020,
This retard thinks that gura can count lmao

Face it, you want to create some weirdo narrative when the simplest explanation (that my daughterwife is a cute dum dum) is the most reasonable explanation

chumbies...
I'm fucking PUMPED

>>93471024
Make it yourself.

>>93470505
No. I typically try to enjoy things in their original language but the Japanese dub is the original dub similar to how the English dub is the original dub for Resident Evil 1.

>>93471066
dino desu

There wouldn't be an & there if this was a one off shitpost. She's gonna put a link to her new account there and this should be obvious to anyone who's not completely retarded or delusional.
The real question is when will it actually happen.

>>93470981
>of which I follow every last one
Maybe this is your issue
It seems very normal to me that she did that and i don't follow anything else hololive related
I think its really sweet she said she was her own fan, surely being a fan of yourself is a sign you have more confidence in yourself and don't want to give up (the gura account especially since it was mentioned)

Besides what is the alternative? That she is leaving so wanted to say that sen is gura? dosn't literally everyone already know that? It's the worst kept secret in existence, literally first vtubing baby secret

>>93471051
Okay, dumbass. Explain &. Also explain all the artist and rigger follows while you're at it.

>>93471133
Right so explain why she would write biggest fan of gawr gura?
why did she add that? You always beeline focus on the "&" but isn't the "gawr gura" incredibly telling there? Surely you're not retarded enough to believe that other people don't know who she is right?
Don't even reply to this without properly answering that if you want me to take you seriously

>>93471078
No...

>>93471203
Missclick obviously, my wife is a dumb dumb
Your turn? Why did she write biggest fan of gawr gura?

It's going to be:
>#1 fan of Gawr Gura & Gawr Gura jr.

I need to eat something before I fall asleep

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>93471222
To tell everyone who likes Gawr Gura that they should also check the mystery person X that she'll link to after &. Are you really that dense? I already told you that she's literally copying Ame who did the same exact shit and used her old rm to advertise Dooby

Why do you guys argue about old and busted rrats? Theres a stream today

>>93471271
Missclick? Why didn't she delete it then? Did she also missclick followed like 30 artists? Jeez that's quite an accident

>>93471383
That shit is why they hang out here. They don't actually like Gura. Assuming they aren't bots, which is unlikely.

I feel like I should make /cc/ today but I'll be busy so I wont be able to watch it

>>93471466
based dinogura

You know you can always just send her an SC telling her that she has a new #1 fan. Sure she'll probably ignore it but her reaction whatever it will be should tell you enough.

>>93471343
Absolute fucking retard
>To tell everyone who likes Gawr Gura that they should also check the mystery person X
EVERYONE knows who sen is, she doesn't have to say #1 fan of gawr gura that way, she'd just write "#1 fan of" and leave that empty if she wanted to go for that angle and dind't care for gura whatsoever (aka the whole she's leaving and wants to push a person)
She might be promoting ame. She might be promoting fauna or even both (maybe by the time she made that change she didn't know what accounts they'd use and leaving it open leads to a "stealth promotion" of them) or she might even be making a new vtubing account for herself, but the addition of gura means 100% that she's not leaving any time soon once making that


Why would she write gawr gura except to say that she likes being gawr gura?

>number went up again

Gura if you're browsing this thread, please tell me the recipe for your blueberry crumble pie, please...

>>93469959
She's likely to stick around until September when her contract is up before becoming an affiliate.

What da chumbies up to today?

She's going to change it be
>#1 fan of @gawr_gura & @[you know who]
How funny would that be?

>>93471589
I'm going to start 2 Kings today

>>93471579
Contract renewal time means absolutely nothing now that Fauna graduated several months after her contract supposedly got renewed.

>>93471579
>year 1
>this year for sure
>year 2
>this year for sure
>year 3
>this year for sure
>year 4
>this year for sure
>year 5
>this year for sure
>year 6
>this year for sure

>inb4 this is the first year i am doing this dont lump me in with the other retards
Sure

>>93471650
& Voldemort?

MY wife

I hope the jannies swing by today

I wouldn't mind if Gura did non-stop members streams

>>93471657
May the Written Word enrich your mind and soul, chumbie

>>93471870
I would mind because it goes against her stated goal and Gura achieving her goals makes me happy.

>>93471778
jannies have abandoned myth threads

Logically not a single chumbie should be against Gura graduating and going indie.
>no management calling her a brand risk
>no meetings
>no deadlines
>no homework
>no perms bullshit
>less eyes on her = less anxiety
>can hang out with Ame and Fauna
I personally don't care either way and just want her to get over her anxieties and depression but graduation isn't really a bad thing.

>>93471906
Imagine how comfy it would be though

MY Gurandma.

>>93471949
This is true.

So erm are we getting that anniversary stream at some point or what?

>>93471986
What game would you like to see?

Gura trying to get over her anxiety is just good in general.

>>93471986
Why would she? She BARELY mentioned the merch today.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>93472035
PROJECT DIVA PLEASE IF POSSIBLE GURA I HAVE REWATCHED THOSE STREAMS HUNDREDS OF TIMES
or a dinogura stream please? 3D dinogura? would be great!

Is Baal-zebub the same thing as Beelzebub?

>>93471778
I think you should focus on being happy this whore is streaming today and hoping it's not the euphoric suicide phenomenon where she comes back and streams a bunch before announcing her graduation like Coco and Aqua did.

>>93472140
THIS TIME FOR SUREEEEEEEE I CAN'T BE WRONG 150000+1 TIMES

>>93471925
You're what we call an unintentional anti-fan. You're retardation and lack of awareness makes the things you say appear as the words of an anti, but you don't mean harm, you just don't realize how retarded you are.

>>93472273
Pls don't reply to shitposters

>>93471668
It means something if someone want's to leave on good terms and get an affiliate contract. Faunas case was the exception to the rule.

>>93472136
x-fag here
no not really baal was a totally different guy than Beelzebub

>>93472082
No. She's buying baby food for two.

>>93472273
Pls reply to shitposters

>>93472140
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
>>93472291
dumbuds like him should just leave the intellectual talk to geniuses like dinogura posters
"i" "love" "dino" "gura" are all the words you need anyway

>>93472317
maybe they have to sign that they wont do anything nsfw or smth as an indie to get affiliate but i do not want to ponder the implications of that

>>93472273
I'm not saying that's what I think it is. I'm saying your naively optimistic head-dented ass should hope it's not that.

>>93472347
I see

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>93472140
Did you get any sleep cuck schizo? You've been angry cuck posting non stop for over 12 hours.

>>93472432
SURE
another cringe post to my compilation!

>>93472291
So what will you do if she does decides to leave and go indie? Are you not gonna watch her next iteration?

>>93472136
Baal was the caanonite god that the wind god fought that eventually became the hebrew god. Yes, the judeo-christian god was based on a different civilization's god and wasn't original. Bible fags don't want you to know this.

>>93472554
Stop trying to pick fights anon. We are all friends here

>>93472554
Yes anon that was totally exactly what that other guy was suggesting you are totally not retarded
Just do me a favor and don't post anymore lil bud, remember that bed sharks bite

>>93472417
As long as they don't associate whatever they're doing with hololive it shouldn't matter, there are active holo members that do nsfw stuff on the side. I imagine that the biggest thing in an affiliate contract os agreeing to not join competing companies.

>>93472348
Your rrats looking a little dead. You might wanna cremate it.

>>93472604
I ask because chapter 1 of 2 Kings is talking about a Baal-zebub worshiped by Ekron specifically. It seems really similar to Beelzebub

Comfy time after slaying all the rratretards
Victory sure tastes sweet

>>93472847
>Day 2

Finally caught up with the member stream from today. Man that felt nice. She really was talkative today.
My favourite moments were probably mentioning Ame and her calling us Darlings so often.

>>93472604
*modern biblefags
shoutout to my former god of war yhwh

I forgot my Bible had a little section that explains things. Apparently this Baal-zebub is the Lord of the Flies

>>93472956
5 mins to come up with that?
Weak
I could write that in 5 seconds flat!

I wish Gura would wipe her boogers on me.

>>93472847
An actual true blood feisty bud in 2024 is a rarity

>>93472957
Yeah I just finished the vod right now too. Love Goob

im gura's darling

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>93473204
yeah, me

>>93469948
I spoilered it so it's less likely for shitposters to find and use it

>>93473428
that's fair but there's nothing there they could use for their shit. nobody ever posted this as a shitpost

>>93472847
A brief respite, but they'll be back soon and in greater numbers. (In about 3 hours and 20 minutes).

>>93470116
samen

In chapter 2, Elisha curses these kids that called him bald and two fem-bears mauled the 42 kids to death. I just thought that was really funny for some reason.

>>93471870
same desu

>>93473592
That is funny actually lmao

gura's cunny is bald

Gura's cunny is bushy.

>was asleep
>wake up, Gura had a member stream

WHAT THE FUCK MAN..

>>93473876
never was

>>93474039
Same here. Feels good but also kind of bad, bad good, bagood.

what kinda therapy is this bitch going to where she thinks drooling into someone's mouth is part of it

>>93474267
The good kind. (I'm her therapist.)

>>93474267
she knows what chumbies want

>>93473876

>>93472956
This doesn't hold weight or mean anything anymore. Its just so old and busted, I look at this angle and just feel sorry you're still sticking to it after getting btfo'd time and time again.

Her expression won't change but at least her arms aren't broken...

>>93474628 (me)

>>93474267
>>93474318
that rapist? yeah me

https://x.com/TororoRose/status/1878450412778328085

>work stars again tmr and i have to miss the guba stream

>>93474821
Are you a fellow eurobud?

If management wants Gura to do public streams she should just change the chat to members only to try and make it more comfortable.

gooba pls open chat

I love my wife.

Cute

>>93475097
hello @anonymous

>>93475130
yes!

>>93475133
hi @anonymous and @anonymous and @anonymous. It is currently 2:11pm in my timezone haha

christmas outfits are my favorite
they look so fluffy and soft

will Gurer enable supas today?

>>93475258
I like the upskirt shots, even though she's wearing safety shorts

>>93475291
I assume she will for the stream tonight but won't read them.

>>93474891
yep

Won't have a chance to watch the VOD till later, did she give any updates on anything?
Is she "busy" or depressed

>>93475396
We have a painful existence

>>93475418
depressed, her anxiety got worse, her ability to speak in public regressed

So what the chumbies plans for today besides watching Goombus?

>Once again says she doesn't drink
>one reason is because she doesn't like the feeling
She's just like me

>>93475492
I have the benefits of working the night shift, so I can catch all the Gooba streams

Gurass

>>93475571
Same
i have learned how to drink/serve/talk about wines for work related stuff though, it's suprising the amount of times people will bring that up in business meetings
They'll never know i don't like that yucky stuff!

>>93475560
the members stream gave me energy, so I'm working out. I'll relax while watching Gooba and chowing down on my oatmeal.

>>93475560
reading web novels as usual

>>93475571
I'm sure the person that used to drink daily hates the feeling

>>93475826
extra retard

>>93475571
>>93475649
we have so much in common...
I really hate the taste and no matter how sweet they make them, I can always taste and smell the bitter alcohol. I seem to be sensitive to "chemical" smells in general. deodorants and perfumes don't smell nice to me, they just smell like industrial chemicals

>>93470179
Yeb hehe

>>93475826
Do you perhaps understand that she hated drinking but in the past (because she is such a shy person (she still struggles with it)) she used to drink to force herself to stream? (liquid courage)
It's sad that she hasn't won over her demons yet, but its great shes not forcing herself through drinking anymore

>>93475560
Gotta cut my hair and read more

Goob morning retards

I love Gura but I feel like she should've played Miside from very early on, it just feels stale after others have watched hundreds of different other vtubers play it now. Sometimes you gotta grab these types of games while fresh.

I'll still watch though..

>>93474687
I bought the miku dlc. What I like to do is sit Miku next to a window of a Gura vod and then move my cursor over Gura so it looks like Miku is watching Gura

>>93476103
I didn't watch anyone stream the game, I only saw memes about everyone wanting the yandere girlfriend that climbs onto you

>>93476020
Goob morning faggot

>>93476103
I've never watched it so I will be enjoying it together with my wife, sucks to be you.

>>93476103
why care about the others? all that matters is that gura streams this game

Man her dreams sound just like mine too every time she talks about them. They move around so fast, the settings change constantly, and they never make any sense.

>>93476103
I do not watch other vtubers besides Gura so luckily i do not have that problem.

why did she stream so early

Wasn’t there somebody in here a few days ago that said Gura was gonna stream this weekend

>>93475943
She drank off stream quite a bit. You need to read more books and develop critical thinking skills.
Stop believing everything people tell you.

>>93476321
I said she would on saturday. I was off by a day.

>>93471857
>*Le touché*

Gura gets to eat all this cake?

>>93476179
Cute

>>93476316
watch the members stream and find out

>>93475643
SNIFFFFF

>>93476419
thats what im doing -.-

>>93476186
>>93476205
>>93476219

I really wanted to wait too, but it had been such a long time, so I ended up watching gameplay from some of my other oshis. Hopefully, Gura will switch things up a bit.

I say this because playing these games much later often leads to spoilers, meaning the VTuber might already know what happens, taking away the element of surprise and making the stream less engaging.

For instance, Dokibird played Miside early on, thinking it was just a silly game. When she realized it was actually a horror game, she was completely terrified since she doesn't like horror games. That unexpected twist made it one of her best streams.

>>93476599
Oh, you aren't a real person. Here's another (You).

>>93476644
I made very valid points, don't get upset because you can't prove me wrong.

>>93476599
>Dokibird
who?

>>93476599
You know what, I'll agree but I feel that Gura might've missed the train of actually playing it, so I'll still give the stream a try

>>93476599
>other person that isn't gura
Who? You do realize that you are in the presence of the greatest vtuber to ever exist right? Surely you're not watching slop from other "people" right?

Baby orangutans hugging each other

>>93476849
I love baby orangutans

>>93476849
What other monkey species do you like?

Gura was a reindeer all along.

>>93476599
I watched a couple girls play but I wasn't really following the plot lol. I don't really care if I've seen a game before, just how they react to it

>>93476923
C’mere you

>>93476849
what do they taste like?

gura likes sticking things up her butt

>>93474570
Notice that day 2 coincides with how long it's been since Gura tweeted her new year's tweet.

>>93476958
Gibbons, Gorillas, Golden Snub-Nose Monkey, and whatever this is
https://youtube.com/shorts/lO6-5Hg-cs8

>>93477038
The brainrot is really showing itself with post you make.

>>93477028
Monkey is friend NOT food

>>93472291
>You're retardation
Now this is rich.

how long is the game? will she be able to finish it in one stream?

>>93477374
4-5 hours

>>93477117
my favorite monkey is gura

>>93477279
what if friend aaand food?

>>93477470
She’s one stinky monkey

>>93476978
Thanks chumbie. I want to hug the chumbies like the baby orangutan too

>>93477540
Read my lips. N-y-o. Nyo.

>>93477686
sex

>>93477673
aww man...

I just woke up after watching the member stream. She's so cute isn't she? Although I can't help but worry about her.

Ok write up of Guras capabilities

Atlantean Physiology-For most Atlanteans, this means they can breathe underwater, endure the pressures of the deep (among other adaptations), and can only spend a very limited time out of water. However due to either Gura's hybrid nature or her royal heritage, she possesses a number of traits others of her species do not; for instance she can spend an elongated time on dry land with little ill effect and is shown to be 20–50 times stronger, faster, tougher and more or less tireless compared to others of her race. Also akin to other amphibian life is her ability to not only function indefinitely within water but to easily withstand the crushing depths of the ocean deep, as well as the harsh environment of the sea itself.

Super senses-Gura's senses are several times more acute than human capacity. Her senses are similarly enhanced beyond the regular human norm, she can see perfectly fine in the pitch black abyss of an oceanic trench as well as hear things from a good distance away even while deep beneath the ocean line

Superspeed/Reflexes-Gura is phenomenally fast be it while running or swimming. In the sea she was able to outrace a skydiving plane owned by Polka. Combined with her super-senses this facilitates her advanced rhythm gaming capability

Strength-Guras Physiology enables her to lift insurmountable amounts of weight, for instance towing around fishing boats while tidal waves were crashing down upon them, lifting a 160000 ton Sea Liner barehanded, or lifting and throwing a sunken cargo ship. Some of her greatest feats of might include pushing a tectonic plate over the entrance to the trench lair, and matching the legendary Hercules blow for blow.

Shark Telempathy-While popular belief is often debated about Gura talking to fish or other aquatic fauna. She can 'Hear' the voice of the sea and 'Communicate' with its many denizens living within it along with those who spring from it. Being capable of sending out worldwide telepathic broadcasts with ease both telepathically in Minecraft or on Youtube

>>93478181
Magical capability-Gura has the underlying potentiality to cast and manipulate arcanum. Normally she needs an item of power through which she can channel these abilities; like an imperial polearm of national design.However Gura has displayed the ability to conjure a water trident Indicating this power is more innate than reliant on a channeling apparatus.Since then Gura has undergone extensive training as a Wizard and has put on a cloak and wizard hat. She has since displayed the following spells

>Testicular Torsion
>Summon Crossbow
>Fireball
>Tornado
>Reduce size
>Embiggen
>Cute Innocence
>Lightning Bolt
>Summon Grenade
>Heal
>Tungston Tail
>Manual Breathing
>Back Pain
>Instantanious Diarrhea
>No Toes
>Funny Farm Banishment
>Golden Experience Requiem

>>93475560
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93477686
chu

>>93478181
>>93478297
Any normal human flicking gura in the forehead will send her careening through the air and into the side of a mountain. When the dust clears, her tangled motionless body is visible in a crater.

i got snacks for stream

>>93475560
I am one of the overnightbuds so I am trying to rest for tonight. Think I might play some vidya but im not sure what I wanna do

>>93478575
You clearly underestimate her as much as she underestimates herself

anyone got that one image of gura and the chair

>>93478866
This one?

No doubt Gura is going to be tired during this stream. She was up until at least 10 or 11am. Why do young adult females stay up so late? Go to bed.

>>93478957
yeah that one. she better be careful

>>93479043

>>93479075
nooooooooooooooooooooo

>>93476103
I didn't watch anyone else play it because Gura is the only Vtuber I watch.

Check this out.

>>93478718
>>93479075

>>93476599
You have more than 1 oshi? Gura is the only one I have and the only one I watch.

>>93479178
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>>93476103
I watched a non holo girl play it and I'm still looking forward to Gura's playthrough. Hope we get to hear some of her cute little girl screams at the jump scares.

I love this little dummy so much you don't understand.

I need to get motivated to go get some stuff from the store before the stream starts.

>>93471537
That is days old news. Catch up.

I can't wait for all the "we're so back" people to be btfo'd once again when she disappears for another month or two.

>>93469661
https://litter.catbox.moe/lb2pbu.png

>>93479191
Too bad she can't say the same about her fans.

>>93479573
Both me btw

>>93479454
No, it went up this afternoon again too.

>>93479622
She can't. But I don't care. I've tried to watch others. They bore me and don't male me feel the way Gura does. She has the perfect female speaking voice and no one else even comes close.

>>93479688
This is why everyone else I watch is a dude. Plus Neuro but she's an AI that doesn't count

>>93479685
Nope. It was 134 yesterday.

soon

two streams in one day and this retard is still trying ramao

>>93479688
Whatever you say, cuck. Enjoy your taylor swift cumdump whore that you aren't even allowed to watch.

Gura should have wrote "Do you love women", not "Do you love woman." It makes her sound ESL.

>>93479750
Moshi moshi? Wrong number-kun?

>>93480194
Retard doesn't get her humor

>>93480095
Every vtuber you watch is cucking you. I don't care because I watch to be entertained. I don't give a fuck about her personal life.

>>93480194
yeah or pull a psycho mantis "You dont like girls?"

Do You Love Fembud

>>93480277
I love Gura

>>93480267
Idols aren't supposed to cuck you. It's why Gura will never be an idol.

She loves girls and so do I.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

When was the last time she streamed twice in a day?

>>93471222
>Right so explain why she would write biggest fan of gawr gura?
So as to signal "I AM GAWR GURA REMEMBER" and tie all her accounts together. All of these vtubers have a chip on their shoulder about the idea that they can't directly take credit for all their work under these corpos (which is honestly retarded you don't see anyone banning Henry Cavill from letting you know he used to be superman and starred in man of steel), prime example being Kson.

>>93480611
Everyday, she streams in my mouth multiple times a day.

>didnt see the member notification
>not only do I see a stream soon but now I dont have enough time to watch the memberstream before the next one
Suffering from sucess

>>93471532
>Why would she write gawr gura except to say that she likes being gawr gura?
Because she likes being Gawr Gura? Doesn't mean she likes being beholden to what Cover thinks she has to do as Gawr Gura. Her "liking" the identity of Gura doesn't wash away that its not hers alone and she doesn't own the IP. Again, it's her saying "I am all these identities, it's me".
Only to a massive coper is it "I support Cover Corp and shall never leave because I want credit for the work I put in"

>>93480336
Post proof anytime my little faggotino.

>hololive
>korone is live
It's just like old times

>>93472554
>Are you not gonna watch her next iteration?
No one is going to watch her next iteration because her mental illness is the problem. She will simply not stream after a brief debut period without a contract to drag her back.

She should just do member streams if the public scares her so much. Sorry grays, some of you are just too mean.

i wish gura puke in my mouth like a mama bird

>>93480788
That anon literally said he knows Gura is cucking him and he is fine with it. You don't need proof with someone like that. He already has a cuckold mentality whether it's true or not.

https://youtu.be/YIBjarAiAVc
Gura should sing this in karaoke

>>93481135
>>93481165
They really fixed her 3D, so that's good. I guess.

I will never understand the weird obsession with cuckoldry. Please don't force your fetish on others.

>>93481165
I like this one more

>>93481233
Tell Gura that.

>>93470125
>>93470203
>>93470590

Cuckposter's interpreting Gura's autistism as something else, time for another reminder that they are.

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

The Cuckposter has lost. He will be back to keep shitting up threads, but never forget the fact that he is indisputably wrong.

>number just went up again.

>>93481357
Hey she isn't really forcing her fetishes on others... It's not the same.

>>93481396
add today's stream to the list shitposter pretending to be a guramefag

>>93479750
Wrong number. Also >>93481520

>>93481520
Numbers??

Maybe I should take a nap before the stream

>>93481565
My list is of things that point to them legitimately dating, them texting each other isn't enough. it is very cute tho
>>93481520
For the millionth time, vagueposting is not proof

>offline(online)

So many fembuds in denial.

>gura ate a bunch of cheese last night
What the fuck, I thought she hated cheese

>>93481690
Its going to start soon bud, be careful

>>93481701
I hope that as every new month comes around, you are once again reminded that you will never have your period and thus you will never be a real woman. It's impossible for you to be a lesbian and women are repulsed by you even more than men are.

>>93481690
You have less than an hour.

I don't like 6 pm as her new slot.

>>93481962
same desu

>>93481962
Yeah, FST is hard on me since I'm PST

>>93481962
It is for when she wants to do a long stream

>>93481867
The swede isn't gonna fuck you bro

gura please open the chat I want to vaguepost about how good the member stream was to irritate greys

>>93481962
I like it

>>93481962
I like it cause it means she can still sleep at a reasonable time if she wants to stream longer.

>>93482080
we know gura

>>93482260
You are literally the very definition of uncanny valley. When people see your masculine frame in a dress or with long hair and make up, their stomachs turn and a small flight or fight reaponse is ignited within them. You will always be viewed as an abomination by 90% of humanity.

>>93482333
you'll encourage gifters with that

>>93482467
Oh no, not Gura getting money, anything but that.

I don't like that she's been having so many nightmares.

>>93476791
Calm down Cover intern.

>>93482756
at least this one was cool as fuck. I would kill for nightmares as good as hers.

>>93482756
You'll never clean Gura's sheets when she pees herself because of a bad dream...

I took a shower I'm clean for my wife

I don't like that she's been eating so much cheese.

>>93482846
Same desu. My armpits are already sweating

>>93482756
She deserves way, way more.

little miss gura sure was cute earlier

>>93482756
It feels almost as good as hearing she fell down the stairs!

I hate missing streams why does she keep doing random ass members in the ass crack of sunday

>>93482906
Why are you like this?

>>93482987
He likes fishing for (You)s

>>93482938
Aim better next time.

I'm going to kill all nightmares and stairs

>>93482982
She said she has the most energy in the morning and is proving it with her actions. Praise her.

>>93482987
Whores should be unhappy. It is the natural way of the world

>>93481962
Bitch pray to fucking GOD that she has a "new slot" at all.

>>93483085
I guess but I take it as a merit that I try to catch any Vtuber I really care about live. I will even watch multiple streams at once just to be there and fill in any gaps with the VOD. In my schizo brain its like she is hiding from big crowds of even us. Which I know isn't true but its hard to shake the feeling.

>>93483122
I would rather she graduate and never show up online ever again at any slot. How about that?

gura soon
goon

>>93483254
That's a dumb mindset. I suggest finding a streamer you like, but not that much, to watch clips/vods of until the idea that you have to watch live is killed.

Gura is my wife.

>>93483376 (me)

>>93483049
what

The plot of this game is just like the dynamic between Gura and her cumbuds but the roles are reversed and all the cute anime girls are the cumbuds and Gura is the player trying to run away from them

>>93483365
nah clips and vods are for fags if you can help never using them still I will never budge on this.

>>93482554
>oh no not more greys infiltrating members streams
yes

First day of work starts tomorrow chumbies and I'm nervous

>>93483454
Yeah and also Mila dies

>>93483510
It gets old after about a month or two then the dread sets in that you need to do this for another 30-50 years barely surviving the entire time. And you wont be able to retire.

>>93483298
How about you cope and seethe?

Wife soon!

>>93483596
Crippled that dude.

My daughterwife is about to stream for the public. I'm proud of her.

savour this stream chumbies
you know you will not get another one for the next 3 months at the very least

my twitter died so I can't respond in case she tweets again...

Do you guys think tapirs taste like pork

>>93483849
Don't worry. This whore is sure to grift for Valentine's day. But she'll save Valentines day night for someone else like last year

>>93483849
We're getting one as soon as next week at least. Don't make things up.

>>93483849

>>93484018
Don't tell them that! It's funny seeing them lack critical information.

>>93483952
here's what chatGPT said
>Tapirs are not a common source of food, and their taste is not widely documented in culinary resources. However, some people who have tried tapir meat describe it as somewhat similar to beef, with a rich flavor and a texture that can vary depending on how it's prepared.
Key Points
>Flavor: Typically likened to beef or pork.
>Texture: Can be tender or tougher, depending on cooking methods.
>Culinary Use: Rarely consumed and not a part of mainstream cuisine.
Due to conservation concerns and the status of tapirs as endangered species in some areas, hunting and consuming tapirs is generally discouraged and may be illegal in many regions.

>>93484132
Interesting

>>93484073
I regret hovering over that soundpost, it scared my dog.

>>93484263
Sorry but if I warn you then the retard gets warning as well.

OPEN CHAT OPEN CHAT OPEN CHAT I WANT TO SAY YOURE CUTE

Chat open

>>93484495
fine jeez

chat open

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>93484004
Is that what your dowsing rods and spirit stones are telling you?

>>93472317
>if someone want's to leave on good terms and get an affiliate contract. Faunas case was the exception to the rule.
>amicable graduation with the channel not getting nuked, members content becoming public and the whole holoEN sending you off is now considered leaving on bad terms.

See you in a bit, buds.