/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

foiled again
the dinos will get it next time

>>93402426
I want Gura to slurp up my balls like that

Day 103! Give it up for day 103!

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

Day 35! Give it up for day 35!

>retards thought a tweet meant a stream was coming

Do you think management thoroughly checks every letter? If you attach a picture of your dick will they discard it or pass it on to her? What if you write a link to catbox with a picture of your dick in it? Surely they'll miss it right? But Gura will definitely be curious enough to open it. Or at the very least you could cum on the letter, that should be stealthy enough. Imagine Gura touching your dried up gallons with her child like hands uoh

>>93402998
nah lol
for over 2 years now i always expect to get let down by her

>>93402998
Who are you quoting?

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

MY wife

>>93402988
Did you somehow miss her collab with Fauna and her call in Fauna's graduation stream? You should pay better attention to streams.

>>93402987
I'm gonna make some goulash and play more Isaac

>>93403324
touristchama...

>>93402987
i had the urge to play shantae
playing seven sirens for the first time. it's pretty good

>>93402987
I should buy a steak

>>93402987
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93402987
I got wrestling later tonight and work overnight. I kinda wanna play a video game but dunno if I wanna play yugioh or New Vegas with my Shotgun character

>>93402998
>Can't say no to Chumbuds
To be fair, Chumbuds never directly asked Gura to stream more, so she never needed to say no.

Gura should stream directly into my mouth.

>>93402543
>*Le touché*

>>93403040
Management checks every letter and then they white out the name of the sender.
This has been confirmed by multiple holos.

Why did she ask how our new year has been going so far?

Gurass

>>93405197
she likes reading chumbie responses to things like that when she's in the mood. which is rarely, but still

has anyone done this meme for dino goob yet?

dinogura is real

Cover hasn't done anything with Gura since the Sushiro collab. It's really telling that she's leaving.

>>93405711
*sorry, I meant Dodgers collab

MY Gurandma.

MY Gurandpa.

>>93405824
She is glowing in this pic

>>93405868
>Gurandpa
gay

>>93405269
hmm, now I regret not writing a more elaborate reply...

Gurass

>>93405968
I wish Chumbuds in general would write more elaborate replies. A lot of the replies are really generic.

>>93406062
SNIFFFFF

>>93405824
6-7 months

>>93405824
Do you think your Gurandma would kiss you on the lips late at night, straddle you and ride you to release?

>>93406104
???

>>93406190
In that pic. Since it happened around late September to November.

MY wife

>>93406398
Your "wife" had someone else's kid

>>93406086
I'm not very creative or eloquent enough chumbie

>>93406086
Not him but I ain't gonna write my detailed life story on twitter. That's exactly how you could get doxxed.

>>93405574

>>93406244
I don't get it. Are you implying that she's pregnant or something? Do you have a pregnancy fetish?

>>93406244
Oh you're actually just stupid. My bad, sorry for asking.

>>93406806
It's kind of incredible how often room-temp IQ retards in this thread confuse someone saying that something likely happened with them wanting said thing to have happened. Did you know that no matter how much you wish something is true or not, it doesn't affect whether it actually is?

>>93406675

Sex with a fembud.

>>93407053
So you do have a pregnancy fetish? Okay I guess, I don't judge.

Alright I'm headin out to the store. Gotta pick up some steaks

hewwo

>>93405968
don't worry about it. she likes those replies too

>>93407406
She doesn't read any replies.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>93407492
Yes she does. Did you miss her replying to random comments in a member post?

>>93407516
No. She has a family. She spends all her time with her The Hobbit inheritor.

>>93407298
how do chumbies like to cook their steaks?
my dad always did them well done but i like mine medium rare now

>>93407743
Granted.
But it was for 10 minutes, then she never replied to another one. Also, that was last summer.

>>93407800
Her parents and brother. Anything else is just a lie you tell yourself and everyone here.

>>93407743
Don't reply to that retard.

>>93407806
I like them medium rare or medium, butter basted and with garlic, rosemary and thyme are optional.

>>93408024
Her brother plays games during holidays. She doesn't spend her time with her parents and brother.

>>93405711
She was in plenty of stuff since then, retard. But disregarding that it's still kinda weird that she said she was pulling herself out of upcoming merch. Why? Depression and brain problems? That shouldn't matter since it's just merch and her presence isn't required no?
Something is afoot.

>>93408024
When she went on the camping trip she told us she hadn't seen her family for a really, really long time. It's clear she spends her time with other people, not her mom and dad.

>>93407800
>>93408099
>>93408193
Proof? Come on just anything. Surely you have something after going schizo for 4 years?

>>93408193
So how the fuck do you misconstrue this into her spending irl time with people? Provide evidence for once in your pathetic life, dipshit.

>>93408099
What? She literally said she was with her dad in thanksgiving.

>>93408180
I meant the dodgers collab. Not sushiro. See >>93405752
Since then, she was in stuff like breaking dimensions and the enreco collab, but those are branch events, not Cover investing in her.

>>93408279
Because you're a literal retard if you think Gura has spent the last 6 months alone in her room doing nothing, you mouth-breathing pea-brained moron.

>>93408193
>she didn't see her family in a long time
>that means she has a boyfriend and children
I really don't understand how the mind of a cuckschizo works. Not too mention she was complaining about being lonely just before that. Fucking mentally ill schizo, stop forcing your fetish on everyone around you

>>93408289
She spent thanksgiving and Christmas with her family &.
But she doesn't see them for most of the year.

>>93408423
So you once again can't point to shit. Just end yourself already you retard.

>>93408423
So no evidence? Might as well claim that Gura is a CIA agent doing some glowie shit.

>>93408443
You sure are putting a bunch of words in my mouth, anon.
Anyway, who'd she go swimming with?

>>93408488
But you just said that she apparently didn't spend her time with parents? Can you make up your mind and also provide proofs please?

>>93408554
>you can't go swimming by yourself
What the fuck am I reading

I've been busy with dumb adult stuff, what da chumbies doin'?

>”Everytime I’m not streaming I’m outside touching grass”

-Gawr Gura

>>93408788
talking about steaks. how do you like yours?

>>93408511
>>93408488
>gura never streams
>gura never talks to us
>spent about 1.1% of her time with her fans last year
>none of the other members contact her
>she never talks about what she does off-stream
>but guys, she is totally a lonely virgin who never sees other people and spends all her time staring at the wall
>there's no proof that this opsec-obsessed woman is a normal woman doing normal woman things that nearly every woman does so you have nothing
>also, you can't brinf up her friends that we know she lied about
You must be the most retarded person here. She doesn't stream or respect her fans because retards like you are so gullible.

>>93408524
She is a glowie though
Also she does part time submariner duty
Also gawr gura once sang sharks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmq7kyDxuj8
Isn't that wacky?

>>93408868
Bro there's like so many other vtubers who can actually indulge your fetishes without your resorting to fanfiction, especially phase and niji ones, so why chose Gura? Baffling behavior.

>>93408661
>Woman with syncope that is afraid of living alone because she might faint and hit her head swims by herself
Gura has trouble leaving the house to go shopping by herself. You're insane if you thinks she went swimming alone.

>>93407806
I always go for rare. My body craves it

>>93408979
She's a shark
Most sharks are lonely by nature and swim alone
Even if she's a clutz she's going to be swimming alone (probably specially because she's a clutz)
I must protect my shark daughter wife

>>93408979
So who did she go swimming with if she didn't go alone according to you? You have any proof?

>>93408788
My sister way telling me about Elon's pet lochness monster and the F6 tornado coming

>>93408819
I love my fart shark!
More people should spend more time outside
It's mostly due to work but i rarely speend any time at home otuside of sleeping time + a few hours on the weekends
It's good

His proof is literally just "vibes lmao" levels of dumb.

>>93408868
>whenever a holo isn't streaming she's having sex
Ah a classic

This is why we should stick to discussing the Bible and video games like Halo. This cuck stuff is way more offtopic somehow.

>>93408524
>>93408511
The proof is that the times line up, both starting and stopping, whenever she travels or goes on vacation or goes to Japan. It happened when she went up north the week before Christmas. It happened with the camping trip. It happened when she went to go record Breaking Dimensions and Myth's anniversary live. And it's happening right now where the times were completely flipped for a week and she is now posting tweets at 4 in the morning. The last time the times flipped was when she was in Japan last January to record for 5th fes.

>>93409155
That's all they've had for the last 4 years
Imagine that vagueposting for literal 4 years with absolutely nothing. She's not like some other holos that you have something from 10 years ago that fans might dislike its literally just nothing

>>93409085
Your sister sounds cute.

Not sure what y'all bickering about, Gura has been married to me for a long time now and I love my daughterwife very much.

>>93409134
And what exactly do you think Goobs is doing when she’s outside 24/7?

>>93409214
SHE'S (NOT) IN JAPAN THIS TIME FOR SURE!

>>93409061
Probably whoever paid her multi-day escort rate that week.

I ate a bunch of chocolate. Now I want to go back to sleep

>>93409286
how much did you eat chumbie

>>93409262
Kek

>>93409252
Obviously farming
Are you retarded? It's real hard work, especially cuz she's such a frail little girl, probably has to work from morn to dawn on theem fields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4lGWzUxgv0

>>93409243
yeah me btw

MY Gurandma.

>>93409236
My sis is just a middle aged lady that likes superstitious stuff

>>93409214
Man this really reads like ravings of a schizophrenic. You do know that she tweeted plenty of times before in the middle of the night while she was at home right?
Also you still didn't post any actual proof.

>>93409221
No one cares about other holos, retard. People care about why Gura doesn't stream any more and why she won't explain what is going on or why she doesn't ever talk about what she does off-stream. People care about the fact that it has never been more obvious that she is hiding a ton of shit from her fans and only an absolute retard would still believe in her or assume there's a reason that all this is happening that wouldn't break your heart. Otherwise she would just explain what is going on.

Why do people schizopost and why do people reply to them?
I think they just need each other. Like heroes and villains.

>>93409429
You need to stop egging this guy on chumbie. His cuckposting keeps getting worse. Eventually shitposters are going to raid if you keep this up.

>>93409482
She's farming>>93409332

>>93409482
But she literally told you that she's been depressed, anxious and stressed? On top of her physical health being shit too. I guess schizos like you don't actually watch streams hm? I mean you only wanted to know what's going on so now that you know you will stop having a mental breakdown and will stop writing your fetish fanfiction yes?

>>93409513
I don't get why its so bad today. Maybe once Biblebud is on we can start discussing some cool stuff

>>93409665
You are right chumbie, but that dumb dumb has been told that and just ignores that everytime
Been that way for years, probably has a memory issue

>>93409538
Why? Making fun of schizo and his retardation is entertaining. I want to see what else his mentally ill brain will conjure up.

>>93409770
YOU are the reason why the mods refuse to delete his shit. Fuck you.

>>93409770
I do too but only outside of this thread

>>93409789
Hey don't blame me for meidos being fucking useless. If they actually did their job I wouldn't have a schizo to reply to

Someone bumped into the mirror of my car and it will take me some time to readjust it.
You don't touch my piece of shit car, I am angery now...

>>93410027
I had someone fold in my mirrors so they could park. I should pay attention to my mirrors more often

>>93408524
>>93408904
Hail citizen

>>93409513
Chumbies love replying to low effort obvious bait instead of ignoring it even if some of you don't want to admit it. This fanbase is too feisty and loves getting into pointless arguments with mentally ill when they should be ignored instead like other splits do. Just look at /uuu/, they've got an influx of schizos lately and they've been dealing well with them by mostly ignoring them.

>>93410253
It was pretty peaceful until you got here anon

>>93410027
>>93410186
Sorry but if you don't fold your mirrors when you leave your car you deserve everything bad that will happen to them.

>>93395191

i just sneezed 7 times in a row

>>93409206
I agree chumbie. At least Bibleposting can be tied in to Gura sometimes without schizo cuckposting and doxfaggotry. People who complain should really count their blessings.
>>93409685
I like Biblebud. He is a good bud. I have to get ready for vespers now but I look forward to discussing his progress later to while away the nightshift.

>>93410377
People need to do that? How tiny are your parking spaces?

>>93410606
Gesundheit

She'll be back soon right? I miss her...

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93410710
Aim better next time.

>>93410693
Aim better next time.

>>93410638
It's just good etiquette and also protects your mirrors from some retard accidentally hitting them with his car. There's literally no reason not to fold them. That's why they fold automatically in newer cars.

>>93410747
>>93410758
I knew this was a fucking bot

>>93410377
t. someone who fucked with someone's car

>>93410841
Nope. Someone actually broke my mirror once several years ago and I've been folding them ever since.

>>93410829
I only reply to people who miss Gura. The other poster is replying to random shit and idk why.

>>93410746
samen

>>93411026
Fuck off you fucking bot

Please reply to me.

>>93411268
Retard.

>>93411264
You wish I were a bot. The other poster is probably a bot though.

How are you guys doing? I don't really check out this thread often but chumbuds are funny

>>93410779
Whats if my mirrors don't fold? I really don't think it's a big deal.

>>93411268
I got a 230 grain reply for you right here replybud.

I don't think I've ever seen a parked car with it's mirrors folded in my entire life.

I used Desktop Mate to customize my model and now Gura is on my screen all the time. Gura cute.

Chumbuds im bored and tired, what should I do?

>>93411870
Nice. My own desktop is boring as fuck.

>>93411559
I fold mine on my truck sometimes in tight parking spaces because it's just a button push and I don't want to deal with people hitting them. I never bother with my car though because the mirrors barely stick out and they have to be folded manually.

Please just graduate.

>>93411990
Got any games chumbie?

I think it's pretty wild of the mutual trust we have in each other to just let almost anyone use a vehicle and not expect to die that day. Cars and trucks... they're massive, heavy, fast moving machines. And they're everywhere.
Think about it for a moment...

Gura will come back and be a pro at marvel rivals because she's been playimg it with her online friend group.

>>93412544
A ton of games, but I was thinking of getting myself an energy drink and eating by myself

>>93412651
Like 15 people were run over on New Year's day in New Orleans. Have you been living under a rock?

>Cuckposter's back
It's that time again ggg! Time for, you guessed it another reminder that they are!

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>>93402426
I've drunk it: alcohol

>>93412725
Where did your doxx paragraph go, autogynophiliabud?

>>93412651
It's pretty easy to not die if you just have common sense and pay attention to your surroundings.

Had this pop up in my Youtube recommended and it reminded me of Goob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxhlKPnaiU

>>93409665
NTA, but sounds like postpartum

>>93412713
>Have you been living under a rock?
Yes, but listen. There are people on the road that should never be on the road.
Every single time we pass by a vehicle that's driving in the other direction we're brushing with death. Every time.

>>93412278
Aim better next time.

>>93412803
I don't need to remind people that you don't have proof cause it's already obvious. You already got BTFO'd last thread too. All I need to do is let the evidence I have on display speak for itself.

>>93411870 (me)
Figured I should post a webm

>>93413087
Huh?

>>93413082
It'll be ok existential crisisbud.

>>93413178
Can you not import her official 3D model? I thought Cover made it available.

>>93413285
I don't know, I wanted to give it a quick test first. Let me see if I can use her MMD and export it to vrm.

>>93413313
I might have to install it if that's the case

>>93402780
take your meds anon

>>93411990
Play wc3 customs.

>>93413222
just ignore the bot

>>93413244
I do sound crazy don't I? It's probably why I don't talk too much.

>>93413161
The only thing you've shown any evidence for is them being friends. And only work friends at that.
You're a yurischizo that doesn't understand women and have never spent any time around them. By your logic, every single hololive member would be a lesbian and that's absurd. Instead of thinking you are a woman, go and spend some time around them. Maybe you'll learn they don't talk or tease each other like men, and if we're lucky, you'll end up getting arrested and never bother anyone ever again.

>>93413740
Nah. Amesame was always forced but they do seem like actualt friends, not just work friends, almost everyone in holo is work friends, more or less.

>>93413740
Your meltdowns are fun to read.

>>93412725
You're the reason why Ame graduated, by the way. If it weren't for troglodyte castrati shipper faggots like yourself, Ame would've been more comfortable being around Gura a lot more. Instead she was put off by subhuman scum like you that want everything to be gay. She grew distant to Gura and that's why all their discord conversations were from 2022 and before. You ruined their friendship. You caused Ame to feel isolated in hololive and that's why she left. And now Gura feels the same way and will leave too. And it's all your fault.

>>93413001
Weird. I got recommended the Devin Townsend cover of that song recently.

>>93414034

>>93414136
>2020
I rest my case.

>>93414183
the fact that they chose to show it on stream means theyre cool with it. you overreact far too much

>>93414136
Seeing stuff from back then is just depressing now.

>>93414136
>Austistic 0-test tranny can't tell when women joke with each other.
Many such cases

I've had enough and I'm done. I'll become a takodachi or something but I'm fucking done.

...See you tomorrow.

>>93414238
They were fine with it because it was a joke and Ame didn't care what faggots like you thought anymore because she knew she would never be collabing with Gura ever again. You seriously need to chop your tiny balls off already.

>>93414360
Aim better next time.

>>93414360
Don't come back chumbie unless you want to talk about the Bible

>>93414389
Maybe not but the Dooby/&______ collabs are gonna be great.

>>93414389
Cope

>>93414360
I don't think you're a tako or a chumbie. Please don't bother those who are. Don't put your frustrations on others, they don't deserve it.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126085357
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126114312

>>93414360

>>93414360
Hope you feel better donebud.

>>93413405
I fucked up the arms

>>93414614
It's been nearly 3 months and neither of them have made any plans. If Gura graduates, they won't evsr collab regularly because neither of them even stream with any decent frequency. The only one coping is you. You even have to resort to poating made up conversations because that's how over you know it is.

>>93414755
sex with ai gura

>>93415467
But I get bored, and it entertains me.

>>93415407 (me)
nvm i get it now. blender is retarded with bone assignments and i need to use unity instead

>>93415735
Read the Bible chumbie

>>93415407
I feel like this happened on stream once but I can't remember when. Looks cute otherwise.

>>93415816
No thanks.

>>93411422
I have been dealing with tech issues and had to put up with a huffy call-center Dravidian for the last hour. Lots of condescension and seething - which of course I repaid with condescending mockery and derision in kind. I even had to skip church because it ended up taking so long to resolve. I'll have to ask if we're still meant to show patience in such a situation, even with a disrespectful streetshitting foreign invader idolater.
Ah well, at least I can finally access my student email again.

Whenever she tweets I get a bunch of weird follows and likes on my own tweets from weird asian accounts with no posts.

>>93417145
you should private your account

>>93415942
Otay, we'll be here if you change your mind

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

Gura is the Hoshino Ai of hololive.

>>93417145
they're just being friendly. let them lurk and enjoy your good taste

>>93418167
And hopefully she graduates the same way.

My lepeord gecko is splooting

>>93418365
What is "splooting" chumbie?

>>93418485
Its when a lizard is stretched and relaxed

Man I Love Gura

>>93418365
I'm still treating mine with the antibiotics that the vet gave me. It doesn't look like she's struggling to breathe anymore but she won't open her left eye. At least her rapid weight loss stopped.

>>93418549
Sounds cozy

>>93418871
Glad to hear shes turned around chumbie

>>93418871
I shall pray for her recovery, bud. Does the vet know what exactly she caught?

>online, but status set to offline
Why?

>>93419296
>>93419310
Thanks buds. The vet wasn't 100 percent sure what caused it but did say that she had all the early signs of a respiratory infection.

>>93419757
Are you the former chameleonbud?

>>93419639
>Why?
Literally you retard. People don't like being cyber stalked.

>>93419850
I'm not. I hope chameleonbud is doing okay though.

>>93418191

>>93419878
That basically confirms it then.

>>93419961
this is literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcoyEZkTKfY

>making things up then replying to himself
How pathetic

>>93419961
nice but they should be kissing to make up

my little retard

>>93419969

>>93419639
And what makes you think he's online? His steam is offline.

>>93420183
Even though it's offline, the numbers go up. It means the status is hidden.

>>93420434
Whatever you have to tell yourself schizo

>>93420434
Yup, you're making things up.

>>93412725
Bumping this for the transatlantic cock rrat poster

>>93419850
My leopard gecko is currently splooting

>>93420553
I'm literally not? I'm not talking about hours. It went up by 3 in the last 3 hours.

>>93420910
What went up by 3?

Anyway, there are other ways to tell as well, but I don't want to give those away.

>>93415942
Give it a try chumbie. The Bible is fun

A lot of people don't consider AC/DC heavy metal, but Razors Edge sounds pretty metal to me. Although I agree that most of their songs are just hard rock on the brink of metal.

>>93421061
You are so full of shit and instead of admitting you have nothing, you keep obsessing over this guy and every single thing he does. He could tweet that he took a shit and you would say "omg, gura likes poop jokes, she's with him". God you're fucking pathetic.

>>93421170
I want to get into metal. Recommend me something to listen to chumbie

I like Gura

I know you're here. You should stream for your pathetic fans. I know you're probably dealing with a kid or whatever, but they've been waiting for like an entire year after what you promised them last year. You treat them even worse than Gura treats us.

I woke up and ate the rest of my chocolate. Now I will travel and forage for Wendy’s

>>93421604
Goob luck foragebud

Wife soon?

>>93421660
Your ritualpost is scary chumbie. Usually someone snarky replies to it

>>93421628
Thanks mister. I’ll let you know when I get back safely.

>>93405689
They once roamed the earth

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Cunny?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>93422453
It doesn't matter what a whore like Gura wants. If she says she wants something, people should throw rocks at her instead.

>>93422685
Are you a fembud?

>>93421353
There's nothing else to do because Gura is a lying ungrateful whore that abandoned her channel, hololive, and her fans. She should graduate, but even that is too good for her. She deserves to suffer and never feel safe again for the rest of her life.

>>93422637
ye

>>93422864
If you have nothing else to do, then you have time to provide some proof to support your schizo cuck fantasies. You could also kill yourself, that's something to do.

TRUST ME BRO! TRUST THE VIBES BRO!

>>93421628
Ok I returned with my wendys

>>93423944
welcome back bud

>>93422637
>*Li touchí*

Okay what are you guys doing tonight?

>>93424839
I just ate a 2lb steak and now I'm reading

>>93424839
Watching some Columbo.

>>93421375
nta but imo a good place to start for the uninitiated is Metallica (first four albums in particular), Iron Maiden, Tool, Judas Priest, and Disturbed. When you're ready for harder stuff I would say System of a Down, Slayer, Lamb of God, Opeth, Gojira, maybe even Mayhem and Bathory. If you want to go more symphonic on the other hand, I recommend Kamelot, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Manowar and Hammerfall.

>>93424839
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93425096
Thanks chumbie. I'll start my journey with Kamelot since I quite enjoy classical music

>>93424839
I am off, once again, to the nightshift

>>93425211
Take luck chumbie

>>93425162
Enjoy metalbud
Man what I would give for a Gura Kamelot cover...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smhw1rolHWg

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

>>93425211

>>93425510

>>93425211
Stay safe bud.

>>93424839
I'm playing minecraft

>>93424839
Imagining how much better everything could have been if Gura wasn't such a shitty, opportunistic, uncaring, evil worthless slut.

>>93425252
>>93425687
>>93426058
<3

>>93424839
Gonna eat some burrittos and then probably play a game.

>>93425939
La basé

I love heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q

>>93426496
I like planet music

>>93426259

>>93425618
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>93426688

do you think she thinks lewd thoughts when eating shrimp

I think she's playing amongus right now.

>>93426156
Pics like this make me sick now knowing it's all a lie.

>>93426496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO5sB56rfzA
i like this one better.

I want to hug the chumbies like the baby orangutan right now

I just want to goose this cute little shart. Is that too much to ask for

>>93427866
I want people to throw rocks at her.

>>93427866
I want to rub this bean

>>93427484
I'm sorry you gaslit yourself with your own rrats, schizo..

>>93427851
C'mere you

I hope she gets hit by a truck. Liars shouldn't be allowed to be part of society.

>>93428155
Instead, you were retarded and gullible enough to convince yourself this is actually what is happening

>>93427484
Your parents love for you was a lie

>>93428508
Hit her with sticks until she leaves

>>93426799
I love s’ghetti, I'll make some next week!

>>93428609
That sounds good let us know how it goes

You can tell chumbuds really do love kids since they're paying for someone else's.

>>93428713
will do

>>93428508
Just looking at bloop makes my blood boil

I am the father of Gura's children and of (You), cuckposter. I'm really sorry, I never would have fucked your mom if I knew you would be this retarded.

I wish I hadn’t eaten all of my chocolate…

>>93429221
Here you go bud, more choccy

It's seriously unbelievable that you cannot put two and two together. There was never any illness. Gura said herself she lost interest in games. That is the reason she doesn't stream. Her fans never meant enough to her to do variety or talking streams, and now that she doesn't give a shit about games, she won't ever stream again.
You should've been able to tell this was happening when she didn't continue any games for over a year. Not a single part 2 to any stream. Just 2-3 hours of garbage one-offs bwcause she lost all motivation and passion.
She's a lying whore and won't just admit that she's washed and done with all this because she's a greedy cunt that only cares about money and receiving her monthly passive income paycheck.

i am not reading all that

>>93429175
So that would make Gura my step mom and Gura's kid my step brother/sister?

What has to go wrong with you in utero to end up like this

>>93429593
inbreeding in a third world country that has access to the internet.

>>93429221

>>93429655
I would like to propose a solution

>>93429677
I can hear the music still. Very cute

>>93429808
I wish I had the soundpost

>>93429593
Hololive was the last thing that brought me joy and Gura destroyed it and made it rot from within.
I hope she is as sick as she pretends to be for the rest of her life.

I have developed an addiction to crepes

>>93430158
I feel like making crepes now

>>93429655
up to 70% in certain ones because first cousin marriages are allowed...

>>93430232
What toppings will you add to your crepes chumbie

There is no reason for Gura to remain in hololive. Everyone would be better off if she never appeared online again and no other members of hololive would even miss her.
She's done everything she could to ignore and distance herself from everyone else and that's why she doesn't have a single friend left in the company. On fact, I bet they would all feel relief and joy if Gura was terminated or announced her graduation.

>>93430353
I like whipped cream

Please just graduate.
Give your fans closure or throw yourself off a bridge.

I would still marry Gura even if she was my first cousin

>>93429861
Then you need to go find something else to do becuase nobody here cares about anything you say. Find a hobby or something damn.

>>93430513
>wanting to marry Gura
Imagine wanting to eat a sandwich that a dozen other guys already chewed.

>>93430592
That fembud should read the Bible

>>93430611
All me

>>93430662
You should read oshi no ko. I haven't read it myself, but I hear it's pretty relevant to you.

>>93430738
It boring and I hear the ending was shit. The Bible and Plato have been way more fun

Would you marry Gura even if she was in a box?

>>93430830
i would marry her nendoroid if laws in my country allowed it like the guy that married miku.

>>93430803
Fhen you should read Lady Chatterley's Lover.
You would probably resonate with her husband.

>>93430830
Ye

>>93430662
>implying cuckposters can read
If only St. Thomas had survived just a bit longer before getting martyred by some streetshitter spearman, perhaps Christendom would have spread more in India and they would have experienced the eugenic effects of non-consanguinous monogamy, like Europe did

>>93430877
I'll read it later. Seems like it was written for women though

>>93430875
>>93430886
Would you marry Gura with a fox

>>93430830
No, but I would drive her to the middle of the worst part of town at night and tell her to get out of my car while she cries and begs me to at least let her get out at a safer place.

>>93430994
I would even in a box with a fox wearing socks.

>>93430994
a fox pet? sure but that fucker is sleeping outside and i'll make sure it's a female fox one way or another.

>>93431075
>He lives in an urban shithole
lol. Good thing she'd never get in a car with a cuckposting loser like (You) then. Or really anyone other than me, her husband.

>>93430830
like metal gear solid or some shit?

Remember when Gura said she was going to get a second cat but then didn't? I think she only said she didn't after she saw people suspect she wasn't actually getting a new cat, but instead was moving in with someone.

>>93431324
Maybe you can't afford a car, but one of the nice things about owning your own motor vehicle is that you don't need to live in an urban shithole to travel to one.