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DJ Mercy In The Building Edition

>Current and upcoming streams
https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure

>This week's full schedules
https://files.catbox.moe/imhez0.jpg
https://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq

>Holodex
https://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure

>Transparent head cutouts
https://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q

[Gen 1: Indulge]
>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura
>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey
>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac
https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy
>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy
>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi
>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish
https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles
https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny

>VAllure Links
https://vagallure.carrd.co

>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive
https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content
>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING

>Greentext Archive
https://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext

[FAQ for Tourists]
>What is VAllure?
The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.
Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
>Where will the content be?
YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.
>Is there a Discord Server?
Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.
No, they won't be joining any fan servers.
>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
Yes, all of them, with me.

>VAllure Friends!
V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/
Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/
More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/

Previous Thread >>93340368

>> No.93376602

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

>> No.93376616
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93376616

good evening, i love my mentally ill wife

>> No.93376613
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93376613

for me, it's mercy modiste

>> No.93376679
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93376679

my wife has never been THIS autistic

>> No.93377060
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93377060

total zoomer death

>> No.93377102

>>93377060
They're going up your ass, snippet

>> No.93377325
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93377325

I can listen to my wife for hours

>> No.93377378
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93377378

I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!

>> No.93377396

>>93377325
i thought your wife was Mercy Modiste?

>> No.93377414
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93377414

i choose to believe there is no mercy stream, these senpys are simply schizophrenic

>> No.93377531

>>93377414
We are but there is a stream, you should gib my wife money

>> No.93377565
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93377565

>>93377396
She is? wdymbt

>> No.93377728

>>93377565
>I can listen to my wife 'for hours'
>i thought your wife was 'Mercy Modiste', not this person named 'for hours'

>> No.93377776

>>93377728
boooooo, boooooooooooo

>> No.93377865
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93377865

>>93377728
good joke, now turn around real quick

>> No.93377898
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93377898

azura i know you're still /here/, i wanna suck your chocolate titties

>> No.93377911

>>93377865
you mean to paint the world with my brainmatter not rape my ass with that gun right...?

>> No.93378018
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93378018

goodnight everyone.
>>93377865
oh also you're missing a parentheses on that filename

>> No.93378025

>>93377911
i hadnt considered the latter but thanks for the idea

>> No.93378069
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93378069

this might be the cutest stream kouhai has ever done, her anime autism is so damn adorable

>>93378018
danke

>> No.93378080

>>93378025
Dildo railgun

>> No.93378141

>>93378080
just 'railgun' would have been better

>> No.93378156

>>93378069
i hope it's archived

>> No.93378186
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93378186

>>93376613
me btw

>> No.93378189
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93378189

>>93378156
Its a radio stream. Its getting deleted

>> No.93378196

>>93378156
im pretty sure it wont be

>> No.93378208

>>93378189
>>93378196
FUCK!

>> No.93378284

>>93377865
and I get to tend the cracke-

>> No.93378828
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93378828

Icey hugs.
Icey kisses.
Icey seggs.
Icey Love

>> No.93378871

>>93378828
the advertisers are side-eyeing this

>> No.93378883

>>93378871
It's just a rat.

>> No.93379285
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93379285

mercy was literally made for me

>> No.93379461

>>93379285
yellow fever huh?

>> No.93379528
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93379528

>>93379461
i mean that too but also i have never met or even seen another person who so much as knows what spider riders is, much less is as autistic about it as i once was

>> No.93379670

>>93379528
you know what. good for you anon. ive no idea wtf that shit is
guess thats nice

>> No.93380132

That wood? That's right, yours

>> No.93380840
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93380840

I love my girlhusband and she loves me!

>> No.93380900
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93380900

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

>> No.93380912
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93380912

I want Icey to suckle on my flacid cock, is that too much to ask?

>> No.93380929

>>93380912
shockingly erotic post

>> No.93380954

>>93380912
like a paci!

>> No.93380962
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93380962

>>93380912
>flacid

>> No.93381015

>>93380962
ah fucking shit
a fuck
ah damn
nooooooooooooo

>> No.93381077
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93381077

im going to bed with my daughterwife
please watch over us while we sleep

>> No.93381109

>>93381077
oh I'll watch over you alright, hehehe

>> No.93381177

so stronny and mercy are the only ones that wouldnt be deep loli right?

>> No.93381213

>>93381177
what

>> No.93381251

>>93381077
instead can i sleep you?

>> No.93381314

it sure would be nice to get some cunny on cunny action.....

>> No.93381350

>>93381314
just wait on gen 2 twin (real) mesugakis
trust

>> No.93381493
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93381493

>>93381350
no as much as I want cunny I want real hags in gen 2
AND FUCK ALL OF YOU
yeah im drucnk
I want hags
real hags
if they talk about divorces that just makes it even better
i want the experience of meeting a 50 y/o professor at a bar who is drunk and just wants to shit talk the nerds in her department
REAL HAGS

>> No.93381604

>>93381493
anon...im the guy that posted the hagraven image, i also like hags. and gen 2 will be 2-2-2 again anyway

>> No.93381639

>>93381493
30 year old women is the best i can do

>> No.93381736

>>93381639
30 YEAR OLD WOMEN THESE DAYS HAVE DROPPED OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL
do you fucking understand how dire the market is???
HAGS used to MEAN something

>> No.93381783

>>93381493
>>93381736
you remind me of this
https://files.catbox.moe/f06494.webm

>> No.93381795

>>93381493
I just go to work for that shit

>> No.93381798
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93381798

no more kouhai...

>> No.93381823

>>93381783
thats RIIIIIGHT

>> No.93381837

>>93381798
its way past your bedtime

>> No.93381857

>>93381783
FUCK YEAH YOU YOUNG ASS FAGGOTS

>> No.93381890
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93381890

nini

>> No.93381902

>>93381890
Why is there a chicken nugget in the gif

>> No.93381905

>>93381890
ni

>> No.93381915

>>93381902
dont ask questions

>> No.93381927

>>93381902
he was hungry for mercy nugette

>> No.93381931
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93381931

>>93381837
no
kouhai's music got me pumped up so i'm gonna play some vidya first

>> No.93381934

you can ask me i dont mind

>> No.93382017

>>93381931 (me)
I take it back, my archive shit the bed so i'm gonna shoot myself now
it was fun while it lasted /vag/

>> No.93382114

>>93382017
but you promised not to die...

>> No.93382124

sometimes I wish I didnt fall in love with someone I dont sexually align with……

>> No.93382169

>>93382124
stop falling in love with men

>> No.93382231

>>93381934
the local funny man is back i see

>> No.93382243

>>93382231
so you hate me

>> No.93382304

>>93382243
i called you funny

>> No.93382346
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>>93382114
i never promised anything so i'm free to die as i please

>> No.93382348

>>93382304
i know what you really meant

>> No.93383644

>>93382348
i meant you're funny

>> No.93383786

Its funny because it sounds like sarcasm

>> No.93383817

>>93383786
*rapes you*

>> No.93384148
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93384148

I NEED mummeh futa cock.

>> No.93384376

plump loli in gen 2

>> No.93384670

>>93384148
i hope they rerelease this chick on the upcoming april fools

>> No.93385117

>>93384376
so, a shortstack

>> No.93385142

>>93384376
>>93385117
They would never do it. But an oppai loli for gen 2 would be pretty cool.

>> No.93385357

>>93385117
sorry, what i meant was a pudgy/chubby loli, not to fat but slightly more than Immy/Icey/Shibi

>> No.93385568

https://files.catbox.moe/i3x173.webm
me and Immy

>> No.93386322

>>93385568
actually this is me and mercy after i ventured out of my cage

>> No.93386435

Is RoraAtf going to audition?

>> No.93386571

>>93386322
*kabedons you*

>> No.93388309

>>93386435
how are we supposed to know?

>> No.93389696
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93389696

oh Azura reached 15k subscribers

>> No.93391281

good morning retards
>>93385568
this but azura

>> No.93391632

>>93386435
Click on random stream
>male collab
I don't know about this one, anon.

>> No.93391888

>>93391281
Morning vaggot. You better have a good day

>> No.93391999
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93391999

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

>> No.93392660

>>93391632
Current girls had some male collabs on PL. It is not a disqualifier, as long as they don't plan to collab with males while in vallure.
That being said, when youtube recommends me a small streamer, I give them a stalk to see if they are a potential for gen 2. Last one I found was a perfect match. Long time streamer, low 2view, gooning twitter alt, seemed pretty parasocial. Until she said "my husband"

>> No.93394594

>>93391632
I mean Immy PL mostly collabed with male vtubers and still currently admits to knowing of them. Other girls have also been very supportive of them in the past. It's not a disqualifying factor at all.

>> No.93394614

Kissing my sister with tongue

>> No.93395186

Icey retweets
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgJX2oZbYAEzP33?format=jpg&name=orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgeS6AIa8AAoGhY?format=jpg&name=orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GP8V_XYakAAjLI_?format=jpg&name=orig

>> No.93395359

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

>> No.93396418

cum

>> No.93396861
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93396861

Azura post...
https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1878075370877882713

>> No.93396939
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93396939

VAllure friend Rebbi released her first ASMR video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdicMMwb66Y

>> No.93397009
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93397009

wife today

>> No.93397510
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93397510

Madam needs coffee
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878107653123043578

>> No.93398344

Buckshot Roulette collab soon, Icey and Shibi along with O'Lilou and SQUIRMIMI of globie

Icey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgo1xmDFbyE
Shibi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSacVOdKuI

>> No.93399020
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93399020

thinking about pookie

>> No.93399768
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>>93398344
Icey says she wont be in the collab
https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1878123225881694542

>> No.93399816

>>93399768
she's gonna ruin her reputation if she does this more

>> No.93399915
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93399915

Immy awake and in Shibi's chat

>> No.93400481

why has icey flaked on the globie girls like four times now

>> No.93400761

>>93400481
What four times?

>> No.93400786

>>93397510
just drink a coke at that point

>> No.93400994

>>93400761
bit of an exaggeration but it is strange to cancel literally 10 minutes before, after tweeting out the waiting room

>> No.93401028

Immy!

>> No.93401066
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93401066

Shibi kinda cute
Shibi kinda wife
Shibi kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

>> No.93401373

>>93363255
>>93363760
>>93364378
(me)

I was curious if the old contest banners were still around in the archives so I started digging and I actually found a working link for the original pack of banners that was sent to moot anyone else is curious about them.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/89293894/#89294142

https://www.mediafire.com/download/s1sfd9006l1tqn6/4chan+banners+contest+2013.zip

>> No.93401448

>>93401373
do they even do those contests anymore

>> No.93401555

shibi the links in your description are busted

>> No.93401671

>>93401555
weirdly, they work until the page is fully loaded, then they break

>> No.93401779
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93401779

just wanna rot in bed today

>> No.93401833

>>93401448
It wasn't really common then either, at the start people weren't even sure if moot would accept the banners. /a/ kind of just decided to do it on a whim and after a while other boards joined in. Eventually moot and the mods acknowledged it and they accepted them. It was a lot of fun.

>> No.93402598

*Dies*

>> No.93403424
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>> No.93404209

Mercy should consider doing a public radio stream

>> No.93404285
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93404285

missing my pookie

>> No.93404750
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93404750

Not sure if this was posted, from overnight
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1877967275464307093

>> No.93404802
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93404802

also Immy repost

>> No.93405152

>>93404750
nice new brainworm unlocked

>> No.93405200

>>93404750
it's ok I'm ugly enough as it is

>> No.93405217

>>93405152
you gonna shave your head bald?

>> No.93405246
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93405246

my wife is playing AC2 come watch if you got the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl5CC9hWSZE

>> No.93405358

>>93405217
NTA but she thinks bald people are ugly

>> No.93405457

>>93405358
Well she wants to make you unattractive to other people. She has said she's doesn't care a lot about your appearance as long as you won't ever leave her.

>> No.93405489

>>93405358
She's joking around, anon. She doesn't actually think bald people are ugly and she definitely wouldn't think a bald pinpal is.

>> No.93405678
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93405678

https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1878158533700780105

>> No.93405772
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93405772

I forgot about this, shibi is supposed to be in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKA6nR19KMw

>> No.93406023
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93406023

>>93405678
>Kouhai is sick again
God is dead

>> No.93406420 [DELETED] 

>>93405772
the KEKon Season 2

>> No.93406641

we can't blow up over the Button, V&U is our only friend in the OP

>> No.93406763

>>93406641
whos blowing up
besides my penis in mercys pussy

>> No.93406880

>sorry guys i cant make the collab but yeah I can retweet a bunch of fan art instead
wdsmbt

>> No.93407223

>>93405772
immy is also in chat btw

>> No.93407346

>>93309790
>>93405678

>> No.93407488

>>93407346
stop manifesting sickness!

>> No.93407563

Have we ever gone a single month without a medical situation?

>> No.93407704

how much spaghetti will our bun spill?

>> No.93407753

>>93406641
I'll try but double collab day sucks. And I hate that people think it's helping you to get your name out there. No one knew who Rui was and she collabed with us multiple times.

>> No.93407777

>>93407704
all of it

>> No.93407793

>>93407777
checked

>> No.93407871

>>93407753
it is good to get your name out there, but it all depends on WHERE you want your name to get out to

>> No.93407996

Madam is only doing this to make friends

>> No.93408219

the fact that anons here leaked that she talked about this at length in a members stream is great because it confirms that because i cant afford to member that i literally do not matter, not sure how else to take this

>> No.93408322

This is actually really funny, I don't know why you'd get brainwormy from this desu. It's basically no different from when they awkwardly flirt with each other in a normal stream.

>> No.93408529

oh no marvel rivals

>> No.93408562

>>93408219
first off, stop being poor, secondly, she talked about it in yesterday's non member stream too so idk what you're complains are about

>> No.93408747

>>93408219
Shibi treats us all the same doesn't matter if you a member or not.

>> No.93408833

Stronny is lolling her brains out from remembering a funny story

>> No.93408866

if yoy get brainworms from that you should check yourself desu

>> No.93408976

>>93408219
You must be a falseflagger or not watch streams, if you did you'd know she talked about it at the end of her last normal stream

>> No.93409034

Who did I know that this Shibi was gonna use this dating game as a Rivals recruitment machine.

>> No.93409102

>>93409034
It was her plan all along

>> No.93409159

>>93409034
I'm surprised she didn't bring up Bumi or Fia once.

>> No.93409280

>>93409159
Thought she was gonna tell Posiden she was a Mom too

>> No.93409341

Shibi should play rivals with mocha although they aren't in the same skill bracket at all

>> No.93409359
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93409359

Shibroski

>> No.93409500

>>93409159
She said she was playing a character mostly

>> No.93409527
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93409527

https://x.com/Pixel_SeraF/status/1878175597119119842

>> No.93409580
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93409580

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878180847972426127

>> No.93409596

>>93409341
so mochas really good?

>> No.93409615

Kinda sad Shibi dipped when she did, I'd like to see how she handled Grimmi or Beri.

>> No.93410130

I MISS MY SISTER

>> No.93410358
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93410358

I miss her too.

>> No.93410589

thank god Stronny is aggresively straight, the reeflings would live in the bucket otherwise

>> No.93410591

Noticed in a lot of their miside playthroughs they just kinda stand there and wait and then mita stabs them, and THEN they have a sense of "oh, I should probably move".

>> No.93411600

>>93410589
>aggresively straight
>has a history if futa-fucking other girls
dyrbi

>> No.93411754

How many fucking gifted was that?

>> No.93411831

>>93409596
Definitely, but she and shibi follow each other so she should consider reaching out

>> No.93411967

Can we pull together a list of 1-2views potentials just for fun? Good for my research purposes.

>> No.93412019

>>93411967
did you start?

>> No.93412257

>>93411754
i despise that guy
he's just spamming at this point. just do 50 at a time

>> No.93412816
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93412816

New Azu art
https://x.com/stashpower/status/1878188185307512878

>> No.93412910

>>93412257
Oh so NOW Reeflings hate spamming
Sorry I had to make the joke but I hope he leaves. He's just an annoying attention whore.

>> No.93413190
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93413190

>>93412910
...

>> No.93413297
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93413297

>>93413190

>> No.93414020

>>93412910
that aryiancunnyrapist guy? probably buying them in a cheaper currency where memberships aren't as expensive as they are for us

>> No.93414038

>>93392660
>>93394594
she also did 2 in vallure btw

>> No.93414954

>>93414020
Yeah I kind of figured that too. Last time he did it, it was at least 200 gifted. That would be a lot of first world currency for shitposting

>> No.93415047

>>93414020
would be nice if youtube let you geoblock like fansly. Anyone paying in Argentine pesos is probably shitposting at this point

>> No.93415107

>>93415047
i dont know why they don't just charge in USD, their pricing system makes no sense

>> No.93415659

>>93415107
because then the people from shitty economies wouldnt be able to afford anything what would probably be better is to not allow gifting of memberships in their currency

>> No.93415831

>>93415107
I'm not the interjector but let me explain why it's like this.
>In Argentina, the typical monthly salary is around 45,200 Argentine pesos (ARS)
>45,200 is about 43 USD
If they had to pay USD prices for premium it would equal out to 14488 ARS which would be a pretty big chunk of that wage. Therefore, Google changes the price regionally to make it reasonable for them

>> No.93415895

>>93415107
Because to youtube some money is better than no money and any change would make the company less than a rounding error so devote any effort

>> No.93416757
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93416757

Stronny...

>> No.93416764 [SPOILER] 
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93416764

Mummeh news

>> No.93416877

>>93416757
>>93416764
ew mayo

>> No.93416896

>>93416757
>>93416764
Why is there so little mayo?

>> No.93416898

>>93416757
>>93416764
I forget Scotland counts as Britain...

>> No.93416940
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93416940

>>93416764
>>93416757
I love my wife so much, she even made some for me. On the top left.

>> No.93417374
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93417374

God I love my wife

>> No.93417376

[Mummeh news] Burp roh dah

>> No.93417997

>>93417376
>roh
also wouldnt it be "Fus Ro Burp"? because of the whole "Force Balance Push" thing

>> No.93419389
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93419389

I'm having fun with my wife today, sorry I'm not liveposting as much

>> No.93420675

>>93419389
you're the only one here anyway

>> No.93421025
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93421025

>>93420675
Everyone else is gone...

>> No.93421757

>>93421025
continue keeping the thread alive please, my head still hurts

>> No.93422181
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93422181

>>93420675
I'm here. However I'm also watching mummeh.

>> No.93422883
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93422883

Mummeh!

>> No.93423297
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93423297

Shibi!

>> No.93423479
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93423479

my wife will be playing operation in three hours, it is very exciting

>> No.93423873
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93423873

>>93423479
Manifesting healthiness into her

>> No.93424926
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93424926

>> No.93425034

>>93424926
>lay

>> No.93425118

>>93425034
mock my wife again and i will break your kneecaps

>> No.93425238

>>93425118
i thought your wife was Mercy?

>> No.93425655

>>93424926
does that mean no handcam?

>> No.93426307

>you get to marry your oshi
But
>she forbids you from washing your penis and demands to eat your smegma every week
Do you do it?

>> No.93426419

>>93426307
i dont have an oshi but i'd force Immy to do this even if she didnt want to

>> No.93427149

Mercy Modiste is in love with my penis specifically

>> No.93428556
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93428556

>>93427149
I wrote this

>> No.93428924

>>93426307
seems like a win win situation to me

>> No.93429131

>>93428556
no you didnt

>> No.93430614

Mijn schoenen zijn gemaakt van geld en hout

>> No.93430764
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93430764

>>93430614

>> No.93431505
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93431505

>>93423873 (Me)
I failed... The waiting room is gone

>> No.93431717

>>93431505
you didnt try hard enough...you hate her...

>> No.93432745

goodnight /vag/ love y'all

try not to die overnight

>> No.93432790

>>93432745
goodnight anon

>> No.93434078

Immy!

>> No.93434157

>>93432745
Nini anon. Oshi dreams

>> No.93435843
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93435843

I guess I'll rewatch mercyradio...

>> No.93437284

UUUUUUU IMMY UUUUUUU

>> No.93437423

>>93437284
never forget her sin

>> No.93437529

>>93437423
How could I?I didn't get a pookie today

>> No.93437663

>>93437529
actually it was her pissing on the floor, and licking it up, denying me of her pee not once, but twice!

>> No.93437760

>>93437663
She cleaned up her mess which is good but it was wasted which is bad. The situation could have been saved if she made out with me with piss still in her mouth, I could accept that

>> No.93437842

try not to die

>> No.93437865

>>93437842
Make sure you take your own advice

>> No.93437976

>>93437865
i always try to keep myself alive throughout the night anon, you guys are the ones that struggle with keeping the thread away from death

>> No.93438188

>>93437842
i'm going to die in my sleep tonight because of you

>> No.93438514

>https://x.com/vanillaok/status/1878183490283331658
I just want to relax while immy holds me. Is that too much to ask for

>> No.93438733

>>93438188
Nta but you're damn right. any last words?

>> No.93438987 [SPOILER] 
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93438987

>>93438188
You're right. I'll make sure of it

>> No.93439158

i wonder who the mentally ill rejects are that are going around flagging vtuber ASMR in particular for the ASMR bans that have been happening a lot lately, i don't think it's random, seems very targeted

>> No.93439216

>>93439158
all me

>> No.93439476

fucking shit Azu is so good at doing the loli voice

>> No.93440128
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93440128

I want to lick chocolate so much...

>> No.93440138

>>93439476
wish i had a membership to check

>> No.93440182
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93440182

>>93440128
yeah...

>> No.93440582
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93440582

gods this woman is so adorable....

>> No.93441487
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93441487

>>93440582
my silly wife talking about balls and singing

>> No.93441737

>>93441487
is she singing and talking about balls or is she talking about balls and singing?

>> No.93441795

>>93441737
the latter

>> No.93441831

*singes your balls*

>> No.93442051

>>93441831
YAAAAAAHOOOHOOHOOHHOOOIE

>> No.93442241

>>93441831
why did you make my balls look like singed

>> No.93442746
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93442746

No Mercy tonight is as boring as watching cum dry

>> No.93442937

>>93442746
have you tried jerking off

>> No.93444170
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93444170

bruh

>> No.93444479

>>93289537
tell me your favorite audio showcasing this, i need to know if we agree on what makes a good brat

>> No.93444824
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93444824

sex robot azura does things to my penis... that makes it warm...

>> No.93444910

>>93444824
it takes a lighter to it?

>> No.93445056 [SPOILER] 

Immy doesn't just owe me sex but also hugs and kisses too. Maybe even holding my hand and telling me she loves me.

>> No.93445116

>>93445056
sorry, she's too busy having babymaking sex with me

>> No.93445238 [SPOILER] 

>>93445116
(you) are (me)

>> No.93445251

>>93445238
meds now

>> No.93445448
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93445448

>>93445251
all posters in this thread are me. this is simply fact.

>> No.93445781

>>93445448
can you do yourself a favor and jerk yourself off?

>> No.93445970
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93445970

>>93444479
Idk, I think all of her brat audios are nice, and like 90% of them. There's one were rubs her ass on your lap, "bratty bitch teases you" or something. I guess I would pick that. Best example of a bratty neet would be the tongue bath I guess. Her e-girl audios are my fav, those are kinda bratty.

>> No.93446707

>>93445970
>bratty bitch teases you
yeah its pretty good

>> No.93447310
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93447310

>> No.93447911

Azu Retweets
https://x.com/BrothBowl/status/1877598392609571019
>Futa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gg6RmtXWoAA9exB?format=jpg&name=orig
>Pregnant
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gg6RfjSWUAAhEKj?format=jpg&name=orig
>Normal
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gg6RfjTXAAAn4vx?format=jpg&name=orig
https://x.com/TheMothBug/status/1873633352257032215
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgB7jTpXgAALmaP?format=png&name=orig

>> No.93447918
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93447918

>>93447310
i must educate my wife in the way of the plex server

>> No.93447949

>>93447911
I need Azura keep me warm inside and out.

>> No.93448162
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93448162

>>93447911
>futa Azura
now this is the good stuff

>> No.93448167

hi im awake

>> No.93448189

I ate dry cat food again. I'm sorry.

>> No.93448195

>>93448167
hi awake im sexy

>> No.93448220

>>93448195
prove it, please

>> No.93448303

>>93448189
why do you eat catfood again?
>>93448220
you were supposed to say "hi sexy" so i could say "sorry, i have a boyfriend"

>> No.93448381

>>93448303
It smells yummy and it's too tempting.

>> No.93448398

>>93448381
please leave

>> No.93448424
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93448424

>>93447911
Need futa Azura pounding a Shota heart.
>>93448398

>> No.93448472

>>93448424
you continue to be a freak, i cant allow you to stay here im sorry. if it was a one time thing...but this is like the 4th time

>> No.93448511

>>93448472
Too be fair I haven't done it in like a month.

>> No.93448518

>>93448511
>Too

>> No.93448529

>>93448511
An not eat dry cereal instead?

>> No.93448556

>>93448529(me)
Why

>> No.93448573

>>93448511
anon...

>> No.93448599

>>93448529
Well maybe if there was any dry cereal that smelled as nice. I eat dry cereal sometimes when I'm lazy.

>> No.93448614

/vag/ sure is an interesting place

>> No.93448829
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93448829

>>93448614
i'm glad you agree :)

>> No.93448876

>>93448829
love you bud

>> No.93449005

>>93447918
I will educate her in the way of Unraid server with Jellyfin docker container

>> No.93450352
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93450352

https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1878389498847101100

>> No.93452175

don't die

>> No.93453757

die

>> No.93454141
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93454141

Stay alive 32 hours until Shibi!

>> No.93454324

Today's thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrOEMHsCtPE

>> No.93455106

>>93454141
cottonbum?

>> No.93455823

you guys are so cute, i want to fuck your butts

>> No.93455997
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93455997

>>93455823
mine is for azura only, but you're lookin kinda tight today

>> No.93456094

Bros, watching vtubers has just gotten me invited to a date

>> No.93456160

>>93456094
did you say no

>> No.93456195

>>93456094
oshi?

>> No.93456298
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93456298

>>93455823
Mine is for my mummeh only

>> No.93456450

>>93455997
Azura, and me only. yeah.
>>93456298
Your mommeh, and me only. yeah.

>> No.93456588

>>93456450
confirm your a twink via a pic and i'll consider it

>> No.93456683

>>93456588
im not, but if i remember correctly you're like 4-5 inches taller than me

>> No.93456883

will sugarwaifu audition for gen 2?

>> No.93456897

>>93456160
I said I'm busy this week and that I'll contact her
>>93456195
Immy. She was the reason why the girl was into me. Within 30 minutes of meeting her she told me she was raped by her dad all the way through high school, beaten by her mom for it and abused by an ex, has a rape and degradation fetishes, but wants to be loved after and has abandonment issues.
She said she wanted to get to know me better because I said I would be willing to pistol whip a girl and rape a girl if she gave me clear, enthusiastic consent I got it from that one comic Immy reposted a few days ago

>> No.93456936

>>93455997
you're gonna have to bake, im going to sleep

>> No.93457053

>>93456897
kek wtf

>> No.93457090
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93457090

>>93456936
alright sure
>>93456897
>I said I would be willing to pistol whip a girl and rape a girl if she gave me clear, enthusiastic consent
you're either extremely handsome or this never happened

>> No.93457198

>>93457090
My money is on her stabbing him in his sleep

>> No.93457318
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93457318

>>93456897
this is a larp

>> No.93457376

Do you guys think we’ll be getting more “unique” voices in gen2? In this case, unique like with a certain accent, such as Raora, Doki or Enna. They might not sound the best, but at least it’s different.

>> No.93457515

>>93456883
I wishing for her to join gen 1.

>> No.93457558

>>93457376
Roca Rourin or someone that sounds like her please

>> No.93457581
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93457581

>>93457515
*wished...

>> No.93457724

B-Baker-san?

>> No.93457796
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93457796

>>93457724
im not falling for this again retard

>> No.93457800

>>93457724
lurk more

>> No.93457935
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93457935

I can bake

>> No.93457997
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93457997

>>93457935
i got it

>> No.93458007

>>93457935
dummy

>> No.93458103

>>93457997
>>93458007
Oh wait nvm. soz

>> No.93458200
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93458200

Shibi schedule https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878444880839541064

>> No.93458337
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93458337

>>93458300
>>93458300
>>93458300
baked with goat's milk and i forgot the title again im going to kill myself

>> No.93458340
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93458340

>>93458200
I've been hoping they would do a movie watchalong collab at some point. I dunno how I feel about the movie choice but it sounds fun.
Icey will be the only one who hasn't Miside now too.

>> No.93458399

>>93458337
>no subject
how

>> No.93458408

>>93458337
Azura baker... thanks for the bread though.

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