/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Tweet
>No frame
Yawn

Day 102! Give it up for day 102!

Day 34! Give it up for day 34!

uoh cunnies!

>>93340795
It'll probably go up later tonight.

I wish people weren't always so mean to my daughterwife...

Gurass

>>93341591
SNIFFFFF

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93335365
Were you not here this last week? I and others posted multiple times every night saying things like
>still up at x AM

oh this general still exists thats kind of sad

>>93342591
That's not proof. Here's another reminder that they are.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

Compare all of the evidence on display here to the fanfiction you write based off this dude's discord activity. You have nothing cuckposter. Compared to your "buh-buh-but she and her brother are friends with him on steam!!!! and muh founders badge!!!!", it doesn't hold a candle to Ame outright calling Gura her family and them watching the Olympic opening ceremony together. Stop passing your masturbatory fantasies as proof and accept the infinitely more likely scenario.

>>93342699
>Stop passing your masturbatory fantasies as proof
ironic

>>93342770
I cite things that they have literally done and said. You cite discord activity that tells you nothing.

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>93342967
I need to do some overdue laundry and find some sustenance.

>>93342967
Im kinda hungy for steak

>>93342591
You're the reason she doesen't stream. She's too stressed out becuase she has stalkers like you trying to track her every move.

>>93342699
This proves they are both my wives

Stop replying.

>>93342967
College slop catchup

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>93342033
samen

>>93342967
I'm gonna eat some buttermilk pancakes with nutella and a melted milky way bar

How are California buds? I'm a Slowking and didn't think much of the fire at the time. I just thought "California and fire? I'm sure they're fine and know how to deal with it"
I didn't realize how bad it was, shout out to you and your families! But seriously though.

MY wife

>>93346057
I live east of LA and all I see looking west is a wall of smoke in the air. Relatives live in South LA so I'm not too worried.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

MY Gurandma.

>>93345100
>>93346621
We got ourselves an imposter...

>>93340784
I'm that shrimp

Baguraette honhonhon

maybe the yuros were right about concrete houses

>>93347389
yeah but is expensive

>>93347239
Hey, what gives?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>93342699
Is this post supposed to be ironic? Like you argued your opponent's position better on purpose?

>>93333351
Thanks for the update, sounds good!
I bet you didn't expect a reply.

4 weeks of streams before Valentines day into disappearing again, let's go...

I don't feel any connection to her anymore.

>>93348407
Are you trying to imply that Ame IS the European? Because that's what your post necessarily implies.

>>93348439
>4 weeks of streams
lmao if only

>>93348557
Why are you here then? Bye, bye

>>93348567
I'm saying that their little schizo paragraph at the end highlighting real events that occured is better evidence than the performative stuff they listed that she did on stream, where she tries to craft a persona. Not to mention the fact that Ame is straight.
But go ahead and counter by bringing up a single female ex of either of them.

Do not reply to threadshitters which may or may not be bots.
Shitposting all looks the same anyway, if they're not bots they might as well be.

https://twitter.com/redcompanygumi/status/1877573813019238909

>>93345806
That sounds pretty tasty chumbie

>>93348975
>Literally everything they ever say onstream is just kayfabe
Pretty desperate reach there, cuckposter. Just admit the evidence is real and that it overwhelmingly pounts to both of them being my wives.

>>93349152
Otay...

>>93349383
If you think either of them are your wives, then you're a cuckold simply by virtue of:
1) you never know where they are, or who they're with
2) they never spend any time with you
3) they never tell you what they were doing when they do come back
4) they hide everything about themselves from you

>>93348975
Are you trying to imply the whole Amesame thing was not done in an ironic fashion? holy shit you're stupid

>>93349900
See >>93348407

>>93350057
>getting one guy'd and proud of it
yep you're stupid, kindly kill yourself

>>93350285
Seems like you keep losing the argument and are a little upset. Feel free to come back later after you've calmed down, champ.

>>93349318
Chat are we cooked?

>Conversational thread incoherent
>Doesn't notice, replies as if it weren't
Yep they're bots

What's going on?

I wonder who Gura's spending time with today on a Friday night?

>>93350442
very ironic post

I hate to break this to you, but if you genuinely hope that Gura is cucking you with Ame instead of a man, you're still a cuck.

>>93350442
I think my filter is working really well. My thread still looks comfy

>>93350393
I was upset because you literally slandered her, phrasing it "where she tries to craft a persona," which strongly implies that Amesame (50% teetee, 30% platonic, 20% ironic) is on the same level as queerbating ships like Nijisanji's Crossick.

Begone vermin

Look at this thing. I'm going to make this thing into a woman and find a way to make her happy forever!

For King and Cunny!

>>93351304
>woman
>happy
>forever!

>>93351304
Imagine this stretchy creature contorting around your member

Time to make more progress on 1 Kings chumbies

>>93351499
Enjoy chumbie. How have you liked it so far?

>>93351636
I was actually expecting more about Solomon but he got old and died pretty quickly in comparison to David's story.

https://youtu.be/7ujwXAzefj4?t=77
Gura is in this

>>93351861
>curing Gura's tummy hort
THANK YOU INNER

>>93351705
Schlomo ascended to daemon primarch. Jury's open on whether he chose Slaanesh or Tzeentch

Gura is sedated

>uǝɯ
>ɐ
>ꓕSƎ ɟo sɹnoɥ ǝɥʇ ui puɐ ʍou ʻsɹǝdɯiɹɥs sn ɹoɟ ɯɐǝɹʇS
>sǝɯǝɯ ɟo ɹǝɥʇoɯ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʎʞuiʇS
>sns/ɓɓɓ/ ʻʎuunɔ ʎɥʇ ɟo ʇinɹɟ ǝɥʇ si pǝssǝʅq puⱯ
>siʅoʅ ʇsɓuoɯɐ noɥʇ ʇɹɐ pǝssǝʅꓭ
>ǝǝɥʇ ɥʇiʍ si ooɓɐY
>ɹʍɐꓨ ɟo ʅʅnɟ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʅiɐH

>>93351861
inner

>>93340784
That shrimp is me btw

>>93352335
Cute

>>93352335
Rape

I think goob is just way too insecure. The reason she doesn't talk much about herself is that for the most part, she doesn't have much to talk about and doesn't talk about them out of fear of being boring and people hating her.
Like when she brought up dice collecting with Fauna she sounded less than proud.
I LOVE talking to her about random shit and so do most chumbies, but I'm worried she's been focusing on the hateful things people say lately and it's been affecting her wellbeing.

>>93348975
>performative stuff they listed that she did on stream
I don't need to explain just how retarded it is to think that every single interaction/story told by Amesame is just performative kayfabe so I'm just gonna argue against your last point.
>Not to mention the fact that Ame is straight.
But go ahead and counter by bringing up a single female ex of either of them.
1. Ame owns a Pekora bodypillow. I'd love to see you come up with some cope about how she got it "ironically" or some shit.
2. She said she likes Yuri and Yaoi equally
3. She literally said "looks do not matter when it comes to who I'm attracted to". Do your reps.

>they don't have female exes, therefore they're straight

First of all, you can't prove that. ESPECIALLY in Ame's case. In fact if you look at her old curiouscat, her wording seems to imply otherwise. Once again, do your fucking reps. Secondly, this is such a retarded line of thinking in the first place. Chappel Roan never had any female exes, does that make her not a lesbian?

And lastly, yes, me citing literal streams is better proof for my argument that Amesame are dating (which I'm not arguing ironically btw, I genuinely believe it) than the cuckposter looking at some dude's discord activity and concluding where he lives based off of it.

>>93340846
More days of no main channel streams than there are dalmatians

Alright, who rattled the monkey tree?

can someone post the soundpost of gura singing kawaiikute gomen please? thanks in adavance

>>93353395

>>93353378
If you keep bringing up monkeys you're going to summon the orangutang poster. Although those orangutangs are pretty cool...
I like the one in the golf cart.

>>93353576
thanks again

>>93353395

>>93352899
Goob, if you're reading this: we love everything about you. Please disregard the schizos.

I want to hug the chumbies like the baby orangutan

>>93353892
Even me?

>>93354420
ye

>>93353892
c'mere you

>>93354502
Hugbug cute

Does anyone else find it concerning of the fact that some birds can mimic human language extremely well? What are they doing with that power and where will they go?

>>93354746
Moom will lead the avian hordes to world domination

>>93354746
they mimic any sound they want to mimic, not just human language. I find it more concerning that some plants take on the shape of birds, like how do they even know what they look like?

(BUTTHOLE WARNING)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtnMlQT35Ys

>>93355336
orangutans sure are goofy

>>93354746
Cats mimic human babies and only use those cries to talk to humans.

>>93355077
>plants take on the shape of birds
Go on...
I love hearing about things that could potentially fucking kill me. I need to know more about it, it's in my genes.

>>93355077
I just looked it up. Plants are scary

my wife tweetered today

>>93355077
They can't see the bird, but they probably came into contact with bird DNA.
One thing you'll notice is that creatures that mimic other creatures tend to do it a lot. Like every praying mantis is doing some different type of mimicry. That's probably because they have a mimicry gene that is actively trying to mutate to match their environment. We know for a fact that genes can trigger mutations in response to stimuli.
As a geneticist attempting to clone Gura's eggs, I theorize that our genes may have some random mutations, but most mutations are guided.

>>93355723
idk, they claim it's mimicry or random mutations, most plants that resemble birds happen to be orchids though, I just know they're up to something...

I don't think I could let a bird capable of talking as a pet. I fear one night or day I'll wake up hearing it saying some terrifying shit. Was it something I said while talking out loud? Music? Youtube? ...mimicking something else that shouldn't be there?

>>93356741
ye

>>93356984
are you afraid it could rat you out if it starts mimicking the pleas for mercy or screams of your victims?

>>93356928
>mantis that's mimicking an orchid that's mimicking a bird

>>93357646
CONSPIRACY!!

Sex with a fembud.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>93342967
I'm playing wc3 customs.

luv my goob

Look everyone! ITS A LITTLE FAGGOT

Wife soon?

I just woke up and I want to die.

Base builder strategy game recommendations?

https://files.catbox.moe/1jnusj.png

Only the most mentally ill fans are left here. Everyone who is sane left this general long ago

>>93360813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oqr06cHAGw

>>93360909

>>93350442
Heretics should be burning right now

>>93360813
Against the Storm. It's on Humble Choice this month if you're interested.
https://www.humblebundle.com

>>93361046
>>93361189
I already played those two a lot.

>>93360813
Command and Conquer series (4 doesn't exist), Starcraft series (sc2 multiplayer+the wings of liberty campaign are free), Age of Empire series, Stormgate, Stronghold series, Battle Realms, Earth 2140/50/60, Dawn of War series >>93361046 (3 doesn't exist)
Cossacks, Warcraft 3, Rise of Nations, Supreme Commander series, Total Annihilation, Planetary Annihilation but I don't like it that much, Beyond all Reason, Anno series, Homeworld series except the new one, lotr battle for middle earth 1 and 2, Spellforce series, Universe at War, They are Billions, Age of Darkness. dont remember any more right now

>>93361578
oh and Company of Heroes 1 and 2, and Halo Wars

>>93361578
Stormgate has negative reviews, did they make the players mad?

>>93361924
idk, but it's free and in beta or something

>>93341129

>>93362547
Yeah, I think I'll play it since it's free.

>>93362886
it's very similar to starcraft and warcraft 3 with the futuristic units, heroes, demons and angels, the coop missions etc.

>>93359581
Knife spoon
>>93360797
Why do you wish to die chumbie

I want to have a pet crow. I saw a baby crow near my home and left it alone. I wonder if they recognize me as family now. Or at least someone who's trustworthy for now.
Is it crow season yet? I've heard them *caw*

>>93360909
>White woman standing in front of cornfields meme
Based, Gura would approve

>>93363773
feed and be nice to the crows and you might get crow friends but trying to make them a pet that lives with you is a bad idea

>>93361149
The Emperor Protects, conformistbud

>>93360813
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oDIG4RRcLM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8v5__Ytf4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oucHl9NM97g
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKEawmH-l9c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9OqAdOfkbU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBr9kp2hYU

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>93364244
Dominions 6 any good?

>>93364387
Retard

Please call me a retard.

>>93364517
Yes, but it's very autistic, even for a strategy game, and it's pretty pricey.

>>93364387
Repent hereticbud (see >>93363968)

>>93365018
Hmm, I think I'd like the depth, but idk about paying that much for low graphics.

>>93364769
Scholar

I just want to know how chumbies are feeling.

>>93366259
I’m feeling hungwy

>>93363498
>Why do you wish to die chumbie
I've 34 years old and I've had depression for 20.

>>93366259
Great, still playing wc3 customs.

>>93366259
I'm a lil eepy, but I have to persevere for another 5 hours

>>93366259
drunk, listening to this karaoke at the moment
i miss my wife
https://youtu.be/dstTa3BFb88

>>93367250
Aim better next time.

>>93366357
I've been in a similar headspace before. Though I doubt our circumstances were similar.
Here, have this.

>>93366259

>>93367712
thanks I do have a milk addiction
im not joking that's a real thing look it up

>>93366259
Hanging in there, thanks for asking Gura

>>93362330

>>93367845
That sounds peculiar and inconvenient chumbie

>>93368077
It wasn't really a problem until COVID happened and all the 24/7 grocery stored stopped being 24/7.

Gura has the voice of a prepubescent boy.

>>93368350
give it a rest you brat, you have thousand of people praising you for your voice and still manage to internalize xbox live commentary as if it is anything but vocal shitposting

Gura has the butt of a prepubescent boy.

No more weird comments. They're scaring Gura away.

>>93368818
if you want to attract gura you need to post more cunny and booba

>>93368900
Here you go, Gura.

>>93369046
thank

>>93369210

grachannn.

So long gay gura

How are you liking Kings Biblebud

>>93369669
what is Kings about?

>>93369669
I read a couple of chapters today. It talked about Jeroboam a bit

>>93369616
I've been sleeping to Pannenkoek's goomba video for the past month. I assume his stuff is a bit too autistic and mathy for Gura most of the time. Though I'd love to watch her react to the Watch For Rolling Rocks video.

>>93369901
>Pannenkoek
Blini?

>>93369901
there is 0 chance she hasn't seen it or at least gotten her fill of memes based on it

>>93369746
It is broadly about the history of the Kingdoms of Judah and Israel after the Death of David.
>>93369892
Based

>>93370093
how is kings relevant at all to the whole book, reminds me of that secion where it only deals x had x son then that son had x son then that son had x son and so on, if that's kings then it has to be the most boring book.

>>93369974
That looks tasty chumbie. Though shockingly the person in question isn't a Dutch pancake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcI1kUvVMYM
>>93370087
Scuttlebud Jamboree

>>93370229

>>93370365
Look at that smug little bastard.

>>93370203
Oh, you're talking about the genealogy given in either Genesis or the Gospels I presume? Those existed mainly for contextual and thematic reasons. In the case of Christ's genealogy, it was mostly there to 1) prove that He was a descendant of King David, which was one of the requirements that had to be fulfilled to be the messiah foretold of in prophecy, and 2) to humble the arrogant Judaeans by highlighting that they, like all the other nations, are the descendants not *just* of glorious patriarchs like Abraham and Jacob and David, but also of harlots, murderers and other such sinners.
Also bear in mind that many tribes of that time and place were the namesake of their founding ancestral patriarch (Israelites, Ishmaelites, Kushites, Canaanites, Moabites, etc.), which would have been more politically and culturally relevant to contemporary Israelites and Jews because those tribes were neighbors of theirs. Thus showing the origins and relations between these patriarchs, going all the way back to Adam in many cases, would have had clearer relevance and meaning to them than to modern readers.

>>93370203
>how is kings relevant at all to the whole book
NTA, but that is an interesting question the more you abstract it. Kings are the historical and genealogical record of the Israelite people and a product of the covenant they made with God and a direct record of human influence on God's decisions. As an overarching theme: When God allows humans to intercede on his decisions it usually blows up in our faces.

This began with Moses' intercession on behalf of the Israelites when God was so angry at them He was going to destroy them all. Later the Israelites essentially demanded a King so they could be like all the other nations. God resisted the request a little bit, knowing the long term consequences of monarchic nationalism, but ultimately gave them what they wanted.

As such, it's necessary to know their genealogical record of succession as well as the actions of the kings themselves, as well as how each of them were flawed men that did both good and sinful things. This leads into the New Testament and the story of Christ because Jesus encouraged the Jews to abandon their prideful attachment to the kingdoms of the past. That attachment is the stumbling block in Zion, and it still exists to this day.

When you do work your way up to the New Testament you will be lacking a lot of historical context relating to the Roman Empire, their relationship with the conquered Judea and its provincial king Herod, and the Pharisee/Zealot political movement in general. I would encourage you to do some reading about the Jewish-Roman Wars at some point. It will help you understand the region better and also understand certain individuals in the story better, particularly the Apostle Paul.

I've been watching superhero clips on Youtube.
I just remembered that Batman's and Superman's mother is named "Martha"

>>93371557
>This began with Moses' intercession on behalf of the Israelites
Actually no, I take that back. The earliest example I can think of is Abraham & Lot, but that was an intercession for an individual person not the Israelites as a whole.

>>93348439
>weeks
*days

>>93370766
ok i'm looking, now what

>>93371160
>>93371557
>>93371783
i will keep this in the backburner, eventually i'll come back to this topic.

i watched a vid about dishwashers. it's probably common sense but i learned a lot

>>93372982
it is not, ask any plumber or those who work with dishwashers

>>93372982
ok but what DID you learn about women?

>>93372982
tell me about dishwashers, am i using them wrong?

>>93373388
Probably
>>93372982
technology connections right?

>>93373433
ye

>>93373388
rinse your desired utensils before putting them in the dishwasher.

Goob night.

>>93373751
oh, i do that.

>>93374391
then your dishwasher should work alright, it's all about residues being thick or clogging your dishwasher.

>>93372788
Based wisebud
By the way, that schism into two kingdoms? That's also critically relevant to the Gospels in another way - namely, it was a precursor event to the religious and ethnic split within the Hebrew nation, between the Jews in the south and who would come to be known as the "Samaritans" in the north. I don't remember the details that well because there's a lot of movement and intermixing of peoples related to the various subjugations and exiles under Neo-Assyria, Babylon, Egypt and so on. But basically the Jews at the time of Christ viewed the Samaritans as estranged, heretical, schismatic and mongrelized cousins. Wars were fought and lots of bad blood was left to fester, with the end result being that they really, really hated each other. This is crucial contemporary cultural context to keep in mind once you reach the Gospels and read stories and parables pertaining to the Samaritans, and is essential to fully understanding why the apostles acted the way they did towards them that would otherwise seem bizarrely cruel, out-of-left-field and vindictive to the point of schizophrenic lunacy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaritans

>>93373299
LOL

>>93374588
>that would otherwise seem bizarrely cruel, out-of-left-field and vindictive to the point of schizophrenic lunacy
tfw you ask God to do a Los Angeles because strangers didn't let you sleep on their couch

>>93375779

>>93374154
dino dreams

>>93374154
nighty night buddy

goobnight
i love guwa

>>93377904
Good night

>>93377904
sleep well bud

I've completely moved on to Phase Connect. Gura is nothing to me now.

>>93378060
awesome, surely that means you'll leave us alone forever now!

>Fags unironically seething Gura is a confirmed lesbian
Kek

>>93378181
>us
Who? There's no community left with no streamer.

>>93374154
>>93377904
Goobnight chumbies

>>93378900
rubrubrubrub

>cuckbud coping by being into lesbians
kek

>>93378060
I can like both. Gura is my kami oshi. Shiina is decent.

I'm just chilling and fapping to fembuds.

>>93378617
>goes wild for Dante
>stares at Isaac Clarke's ass
>"Big Ol' Chris Chadfield"
Bud pls

>>93379846
Oyasame

>>93379846
sleep tight buddy

I miss project diva streams.

I will never read this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>93379212
I simply understand that Ame/Dooby is the perfect partner for Gura no matter which way you slice it. You should be proud that our Shark is together with such a beautiful incredible woman we know so well (through the limited lens of streams of course). And you should be glad that she's getting eaten out, fingerblasted and scissored by said woman instead of taking dick from some ugly ass dude we know nothing about.

>>93378060
I mainly watch phase girls and indies now, but I still like Gura and Moom. Most of the holos I liked to watch have either left or rarely stream so I checked out of holo for the most part.

>>93380295
kys phasecuck

>>93380295
I'm the same chumbie except I watch more indie asmr girls

>>93380408
Yagoo isn't gonna fuck you tranny.

>>93380295
Same. Clara sings really well, Jelly and Panko are kusogakis, and Ember is a big titty whore with a nice voice. All the bases Holo covered for me are now covered by Phase, and indies fill in any gaps.

I still enjoy concerts and stuff from Holo but at this point it's been overshadowed. Gura coming back would help but the damage is done, I wont abandon my new found entertainment just for a less enthusiastic Gura who really doesnt want to be there by all reasonable assumptions.

>>93378060
>>93380295
>>93382138
Don't you have some condoms to buy for your oshis, phasecucks? Kys, trash

>>93353038
Go watch the old 1400 sachi clips channel and come back here and say she isn't straight, retard. You literally don't know anything about these girls. You're a coping tranny faggot obsessed with lesbians and autogynophilia and it's disgusting. It's clear you've never spent even 10 minutes around a real woman in you're entire life and it's probably because your mom abandoned you.

Gura will always stop the world for me. But vtubimg as a genre will be something I want to protect and nurture. Doesn't matter their affiliation.

>>93382138
I don’t even watch the new EN girls. I stopped bothering when it was clear Gura was done with Hololive in terms of streaming

I feel like eating steak tomorrow. What do you guys think?

>>93382430
that sounds like a great idea

>>93382352
>cuckposter gets btfo
>replies to a 10 hour old post with doxxshit and seethe about Ame
Kek, how do you live like this?

>>93379846
Goobnite

>>93380109
Aim better

I've been addicted to eiffel 65's I'm blue

The chances of anything coming from Mars is a million to one

>>93372982
What's the point of having a dishwasher? If you live alone you only need to wass like one plate and a fork at most which will take literally 10 seconds.

will Gura be active again in like half an hour?

>>93382821
spooky

Will Gura find her bread?

>>93382821
Ack ack, ACK ACK!!

>>93382851
Frame up in approx 15-20 minutes If she schedules one like last time.

>>93382904
But still they come!

>>93383009
oh ok you meant war of the worlds, I was going Mars Attacks!

I have started reading the Book of Genesis. Hopefully I will be able to catch up to biblebud before too long, though this Orthodox Study Bible is absolutely chock-full of footnotes and supplementary teachings from church fathers like Basil and Chrysostum. I wonder how much of this I can remember from the last time I properly read the Pentateuch as a child.

I just want my daughterwife to fix her depression and get rid of her brainworms

>>93383057
I'm excited to hear your insights chumbie

>>93383042
I know bud, I'm just watching alien things and I shouldn't drag anyone into my youtube watching

>>93382352
Cope. Ame/Dooby probably pegged Gura during her last trip to Florida: https://youtu.be/by9NjFtmgLE?t=6724

What if a being came from Mars or somewhere else out there? How would handle it?

Gura.

>>93383481
I feel like there would be a massive worldwide shitshow and then the alien would be dissected

>>93383481
I would go "huh, neat"
I assume most people wouldn't believe it was real, at least at first, like last year when the government said that aliens were real. and then there was this mummified E.T. looking thing.
Idk, hopefully it'll share it's technology with us and doesn't get raped and/or killed/eaten by some retard, or drag us into some kind of war.

>>93383672
I believe that aliens have never visited us, but I also think they they're out there, we can't possibly be alone in this universe as far as our brains can comprehended . Space is so cool and interesting.

>>93382652
Anon 1999 called and it wants it's playlist back

>>93384240
shhh, we mustn't speak of the 90s. it will summon the spice girls

>>93383135
I've already learned quite a bit. The introduction makes a succinct yet compelling case for the church being the original, continuous church established by Christ and the apostles, and for the legitimacy of liturgical sacramentalism, veneration of icons, an apostolic succession of clergy, theosis, the use of ecumenical councils to resolve theological disputes, and more - mostly by illustrating that this was exactly how the church functioned from its earliest days. I also already knew that Christ gave many of His sermons in Greek, but what I didn't know is that even when Christ recited scripture to the crowds, He did so not in Hebrew from the Masoretic text, but from the Greek Septuagint translation, as apparently it had been universally accepted for three whole centuries before Christ's birth.
The footnotes of Genesis, meanwhile, make loads of interesting points that relate Genesis to modern theology and Christology. For example, it points to Adam, Eve and Seth's respective origins as analogous to those of the persons of the Trinity - Adam was unbegotten (because he had no human father); Seth was begotten of Adam, his father; and Eve, while originating from Adam, was not begotten by him, but *proceeds* from him. I'm starting to understand why the filioque dispute with Rome was such a huge deal... did you know that the Pope tried to excommunicate the Patriarch of Constantinople in 1054? Absolutely fascinating stuff!

>>93384400
I want to become as knowledgeable as you one day chumbie. I'm still in my baby steps phase.

>>93383481
My instincts say that such aliens would probably be demons, and as such they should be violently exterminated

Stop writing giant walls of text, you pseuds. Nobody's reading all that.

>>93384452
I appreciate your kind words chumbie, but believe me, I am still an utter newbie myself. I haven't even fully read any scripture past Joshua yet (and the Book of Job), and that was when I was like 13 lol. Mostly I've just been passively absorbing knowledge from sermons, online priests, and my fellow converts who are way more knowledgeable than I am.
I look forward to learning alongside you and hearing your insights as well.

>>93384570
I read all of it. But then again I listen to religious debates all the time. Also:
>pseuds
Dazzle us with some real wisdom, faggot-kun

>>93384570
Come read the bible with us chumbie

>>93384667
I don't have any real wisdom because while I may be dumb at least I don't pretend to be smarter than others unlike you

>>93384732
Seeking knowledge is the opposite of pretending to be smart

>>93384732
>calls others "pseuds"
>"I may be dumb"
Pottery

>>93384770
>>93384796
Whatever retard nerds. Still not reading your walls of text.

>>93384823
That's nice chumbie. I'll still be here talking with the buds if you change your mind.

>>93384641
I’m not as eloquent as you chumbie but I’ll happily share my progress as well

>>93385111
Fellow traveller bud LOVE

>>93382825
chumbie... don't tell me you don't cook?

>>93386304
I make eggs occasionally I guess. But you only need like 1 pan for them. Otherwise I order takeout mostly. You guys actually cook?

>>93387210

Well well well, it seems that's I'm the last chumbie after all.

Truly, /ggg/ is the modern School of Athens

>>93389324
KurobaEx has been having cloudflare verification problems on my phone for like two hours

>>93389461
Dumb phoneposter

>>93389527
why you bully me

>>93389324
oh yeah? Then what do you call this!

>>93390433
Dont mind him hes just the local gremlin

https://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1878068250866602266
Rrats? What does she know?

Chumbiss I woke up feeing sick, cast a spell to make me feel better while I go back to sleep please

>>93391512
*casts explosive diarrhea*

Goob morning.

>>93391484
She's talked about liking Gura a lot before.

>>93391484
Nothing, she saw "positive message" and gave the mildest least meaningful react a woman could: a heart.

Anyway the likelyhood Gura would've informed her of anything going on is minimal, I'm willing to bet real money Gura doesn't know who 2/4 Justice (ERB and GG) even are.

>>93393860
Ah yes, Gura does not know the winner of her own spelling bee.

Frame doko?

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1877987264069857411

>>93395878
sex

If an album was released by notgura, in her regular voice. Would you be able to recognize it?

>>93399436
Gura's voice is her regular voice, tourist.

>>93399727
Not even close..."room tour", "camera issues soundcloud" all those "figurine" videos, etc etc

You are a retard

>>93400093
>monkey doxxshitter doesn't understand different mics and voice changing with age
Kill yourself, retard.

>>93400191
Yes, a mic changes a voice from a normal voice into that of a high pitch squeeling kid like Gura, also, voices darken with age, not goes up 2 octaves

You are still a retard, what's next, you gonna claim the voice she is "using" here is her real voice even though she peurposedly made it even more child like to fit the original singer: https://youtu.be/pMYySVEBuMo?t=9

>>93400375
I really like Gura + GG together

>>93400093
>>93400497
>whoa a girls voice changes a bit when 10 years go past
>not goes up 2 octaves
>assuming shit about atlantean physiology
Holy retard

>>93389461
It keeps making me wait 15 minutes to post.

>>93400497
Gura doesn't have a "high pitch squeeling kid" voice. I think you're confusing her with Bijou who actually is using a fake voice unlike Gura.

>>93400842
>Gura doesn't have a "high pitch squeeling kid" voice
Yes she does, compared to her mellow ear pillowing normal voice. Hey, remember when Gura said she wasn't worried that she would ever be recognized in public by her voice? Good times

>>93401061
No she doesn't. What a weird angle, monkey.
Did you run out of things to shitpost about and now you're scraping the barrel?