/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>93265545
>s-she's lying bro, trust me instead
It's not that hard to do splits, I think you're just fat and retarded. And also a schizo nijinog who unironically thinks that Cover ever employs skinwalkers. Now go kys.

>>93265775
I am gonna practice splits everyday for 1 year, when i can't do them by 9th january 2026 will you admit that you fapped to a guy?

>>93265252
Why is she looking at me like I just asked if I could have one of her mickey d's fries?

Gurass

>>93265893
>this retard unironically thinks that being able to do something as simple as splits is something unattainable
Genuinely how fat and out of shape are you? Literally just stretch your legs for several minutes everyday and you should be able to do a split in few months. Baffling post.

I've seen some really dumb (Cross-thread)ed fights in my time.

I don't think joint pain have all that much to do with flexibility actually. My back and waist hurt a lot but I can still lick the tip of my dick, just barely though and it hurts.
I wonder if Gura also can lick her own cunny?

>>93266036
>Original post clearly states that Gura can't do the splits due to all her known joint issue
>SeRiOusLy HOW fAt ArE yOu if YOU CaN't Do the sPlItS
/ggg/ never sends their best are they, huh?

Gura is a lying whore

hewwo...

I don't understand where this stuff about Gura not being able to do the splits and being skinwalked is coming from. Hasn't she mentioned that she's pretty flexible despite her issues before? I vaguely remember her saying something like that a while ago.

>>93266297
I know isn't this whore great? T u T

Contrary to popular belief Gura have peed with Fauna 3 times, not 2

Dark Souls battle
One block challenge
Faunas graduation

>>93266297
Stop projecting your prostitute of a mom to Gura. Settle your familial issues.

>>93266473
No. At least most whores pretend to care about you.

What's the character type called in animes that are portrayed as ugly smelly bastards with oozing stink-lines emanating from them? I think the whore poster might be one of them

>>93266225
>tYpInG like a mongoloid retard
>ESL
Where the fuck did you come from? Go back jesas

>>93266471
Just ignore any and all skinwalk talk. It's foolish to get involved with it no matter if you're right or wrong, it always gets way too dumb.

>>93266471
It's projecting nijinogs since their corpo loves to use skinwalkers for everything.

>>93266681
Mad cause mogged and curbstomped into oblivion, many such cases

>>93266597
>most whores pretend to care about you.
And yet your mom didn't.

Just met my Goob in Tokyo

>>93266733
Do you have some sort of deficiency?

>>93266785
Only D-vitamin while you have DNA deficiency

Here we go, all the way back in fucking 2020 she talks about how flexibility is one of the few physical talents she has is flexibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqdMmdmAlg&t=3010
And she also mentioned she was training her flexibility more before the anniversary stream.

>>93266814
Vitamin d deficiency doesn't cause brain damage which you obviously have.

stop fighting

>>93266833
Chumbie you're giving attention to obvious niji shitstirrer.

Will this suffering ever end?

>>93266833
lol the retard thinks that touching ones toes and doing the splits is just as easy. Every tard in the world can easily touched their toes but only 1 in 10000 of those will be able to do the splits

>>93267014
Your posts are embarrassing, brown.

>>93266992
It just bothers me when someone says something so blatantly false that I can remember a moment that directly refutes it and I was able to find a timestamp. There are actually several other times she mentions being being flexible, but I'm not gonna link them all. I'm done. Goobnight.

>>93266746
Ooooooh SHIIIT!

Comfiest Gura stream? I need something to fall a sleep to so not alot of yelling, please and thank you

Everyone eepin'

GOOD thread

never reading the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>93268779
You mean GOOB thread?

Imagine being mean and bullying Gura T u T

I love my wife so much!!

Goob morning.

Biblebuds should read about Hephzibah, pretty interesting stuff ;)

gura would laugh at this

>>93270086
She would, and I hate her for it.

>>93270086
I did

Only children find poop funny

>>93270557
T u T

>>93270557
gura is a child, yes

>>93267419
Bump, seriously, not a single suggestion? I knew ggg only consisted of fake fans and shitposters. But seeing the positives, i'm obviously the last chumbud

>>93267419
any relatively chill minecraft or the gift wrapping one

>>93270239
play the slop before it runs its course stinky

My neighbour said that Gura sounded fat

>>93272474
My girlfriend said the same thing.

Do you pray for Gura's wellbeing?

>>93273001
Of course.

>>93273001
I'm a math major. God and I don't see eye to eye.

>>93273001
Fuck no.

This thread is as dead as Gura

hope geckobud's gecko is doing ok

For s'getti

I heard the word lowliest and the first thing to pop into my mind was Gura.

>>93274093
Remember when she tried to imitate a young british girl she saw a video of: "it's lovely", it's been 2-3 years and i still get an erection thinking about guras girly british accent

>>93274211
https://youtu.be/Kb62_lYilFI?t=2660

weegee mansion is actually kind of boring lamo

>>93274540
Don't hate on onee of my wifes favorite games

>>93274540
no

>>93274540
True but her stream was good masturbation material.

>>93274997
why is this child trying to seduce me

I finished my pussle

>>93275475
wow it looks better than the picture on the box. good job chumbie!

>>93274540
Shut the fuck up faggot. Luigi's Mansion 3 was great, that 20 minutes silent vacuum was pure kino.

>>93275889

>>93275889
nah

>>93276509
Qwhat game is that?

Would you follow her into another life

>>93276545
weegee mansion

>>93276629
no it isn't

>>93276552
>Would you follow her into another life
Yes, but her RM wouldn't call herself the number 1 fan of Gura if she no longer wanted to work at Hololive.

>>93276509
gura wants to be gooed on

We will finally get a high quality Gura Doujin
https://x.com/Lucasyc99/status/1877317432508842059

>>93276739
She's number 1 fan of Gura and someone still yet undisclosed, retard. She's saying that anyone who likes Gura should also check out that other person.
How are some of you this fucking dense?

>>93277129
that is good

>>93277129
Only 50 pages? Why are artists so lazy?

>>93277248
Nope, it just says she's her number one fan, it doesn't say anything else.

it's cold and there isn't enough humidity and my noise hurts to breathe

>>93277621
It says & right there, dumbass.

Sex with a fembud.

>>93273721
Did nene get a leopard gecko? Very cool

>>93277955

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>93278108
Nice dildos

>>93277955

>>93277955
.

>>93269729

>>93265906
>>93268810
>>93277107

>>93277955
:3

Cosplay thots aren't real fembuds.

>>93278401
I appreciate the thought

>>93278509
they're bigger fembuds than antis which is enough

>>93277936
It's says number one fan and has a &. That's it. Nothing about your interpretation is legitimate.

>>93278694
This tard doesn't know what an ampersand means

>>93278759
haha, sand....

Gura is a fan of and

Gura made my penis puke

sand and crayons

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93273001
Unironically yes

>>93279301
samen

>>93271869
One block minecraft, KCD was good, Mario Party with Ame, any rhythm game, GTA/Bully/RDR2 are all good for eeping

>>93279642
Would do lots of inappropriate things to those thighs T u T

>>93279642
I use Gura reading Konosuba as my nini material.

>>93279815
I don't understand japanese or else i would have watched that stream, i guess just hearing her voice is relaxing enough even though i wouldn't understand what she was saying

>>93279843
Anon....

>>93279843
bad news anonymous. you have a mental disability

>>93278694
She's the number one fan of Gura and no one else, that's what it means.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

Gura is making me frustrated. I need to take it out on her via sexual bullying.

>>93276739
Will you at least have the decency to rope yourself when she finally graduates and goes indie?

>>93280109
Unfortunately you'll never have the decency to not make shit up constantly.

>>93280089

>>93277248
>She's number 1 fan of Gura and someone still yet undisclosed
Okay but it's far more likely that Gura will add Dooby and Nimi Nightmare than to add some new indie account. Their might be a fight going on with management but that doesn't mean she would be hyping up a 2 year project with a graduation announcement when there is a better explanation.

Does Gura like me even though I'm impotent and bleeds from my ass while pooping?

>>93280302
Bait or mental retardation?

>>93280446
Probably not, Gura loves /fit/buds with normal functioning penises and asses.

I just woke up and gotta go to work but I thought orangutanbud would like this
https://youtu.be/dOSbiVHUHF0

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>93280581
How many times are we gonna tell you that Gura is lesbian and thus don't even like asses?

>>93280495
The narrative you're pushing is pretty retarded, yes.

>>93280719
I need to call my college tech department to get an issue with my student email fixed. Then, afternoonshift.

Gurass

>>93279954

Baguraette honhonhon

Zeta is my new oshi, she's also cute, she has a relaxing voice and seems nice, why is she so under-rated? What am i missing, seems like a nice one?

>>93281258
sexo

>>93281274
ponponpon on you too bud

>>93281390
that's neat, now leave and go to her thread

>>93281390
An indog is your oshi? Bruh...

>>93280719
Hewwo, just woke up but could use another nap

>>93281390
zeta sex this is true. anyways have fun, maybe our paths as chumbie and [ZetaFan] will cross one day

>>93281437
Loafbud my beloved
>filename
Bag Fembud, is that you

>>93281652 (me)
Oh wait I see, like "baguette". I'm rarted.

>>93281446
Not really a surprise. A fair amount of Gura antis have been fans of SEA Holos.

>>93281446
>>93281845
Zeta doesn't count, she's the least ESL of them all

>>93281878
It's not about being ESL. It's about them being SEA.

I feel like playing shogun 2 FoTS again

For King and Cunny!

My new oshi is daddysgirl222

When will Gura do this?

>3DPD
>Too big

>>93281253
SNIFFFFF

>>93281390
Ignoring that your post is likely bait, Zeta is cute and I'd love to see her do more with Gura one day since most of their interactions have come during large event collabs.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126067252
not gura

>>93282878
I want to see more of the animation before his last Gura post

>>93280719
I'm playing wc3 customs.

Gura is sedated

Gura is using the new Miku Desktop mate

>>93283893
probably she is a miku loving consooomer. but she soon got disappointed by how theres no voice, no panty shots, no nothing

>>93282878
I hope he animates some Gura seggz eventually.

it's snowing, I'm scared it doesn't snow here often

>>93284054
The no voice is a huge miss

>>93283893
link please? I'm very interested in a miku desktop mate

>>93284113
Its on steam

Not tonight, but she will be here soon. I can sense her presence. We are connected.

>>93278440
that's a man

>>93285714
idk how men manage to not have stubble. do they laser remove it or something? is it photoshopped?

>>93286017
either laser or photoshopped, who knows for sure.

Ate some scrambled eggs for lunch

>>93286554
I got a couple tacos from Taco Bell. The guy at the window had a big ankh tattoo on his arm. I asked him if he likes Vampire the Masquerade but he said it's because he's Satanist.

>>93286691
I see. I didn't know satanists used that as a symbol

>>93286741
Neither did I.

>>93285714
No it isn’t, are you dense?

>>93283940
>>93283983
>>93284025
>>93284075
>>93284148
>>93284199

>>93286691
but aren't ankhs egyptian?

>>93287112
Satanists are not creative with the iconography they use. Pentagrams don't even belong to them even though they plaster the damn things everywhere.

>>93287170
Christianity would never

>>93287301
Early Christians tried harder.

I like fish

>>93287432
aren't these the main christian symbols, the cross and the fish? i don't think they're really copied from anywhere, they relate to jesus' crucifixion and idk feeding people fish or something.

>>93287170
you mean like how the upside down cross has somehow become associated with them, even though its he cross of Saint Peter?

Fuck, you religiousbuds are getting so fucking annoying, go somewhere else, you have been at it for over a week now nonstop, assholes

>>93287065
gur

>>93287733
cringe, just let them go at it.

>>93287800
You are worse than the cuck poster

>>93287547
>aren't these the main christian symbols, the cross and the fish?
and among the earliest, though the fish was used more as a way to avoid getting purged by the less-than-friendly Emperors of history
>>93287572
Yep. In fairness, I knew a LaVeyan once and he was pretty open about the fact that it's more of a satirical religion and a lot of people that call themselves Satanists are basically an edgier version of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

>>93287733
>>93288346
We mean no harm irreligiousbud. Would you rather talk about Halo, or perhaps doors being subsets of buildings?

>>93287543
I want to sexually bully this fish T u T

>>93289453

>i was going to make burgers but i have no burgers
this can't be happening.....

>>93273001
Gura isn't sick. She's just a liar. Gura doesn't have any medical condition which is why she hasn't said she has one. She lies by omission and manipulation and tries to make her fans believe things that aren't true without lying directly. Things such as "she doesn't have friends", "there's no one else in her life", "she isn't a whore", "she thinks about her fans", etc. None of those things are true, but she deliberately leaves out details or brings up specific information in an attempt to make people think they are. That is how sociopathic women like her lie to other people for personal gain.

>>93289934
What happened to all your burgers chumbie

>>93289934
i have ground beef that i could make burger but I dont have any buns to eat burger on

>>93289960
To people like Gura, she believes it isn't her fault if her fans believe certain things about her as long as she doesn't tell a direct falsehood. She doesn't believe that misleading people is morally wrong, and so she feels no responsibility or empathy if you just so happen to think she is a lonely virgin that loves her fans and doesn't spend her time with "friends" if she never states those things directly. She will also make promises while leaving herself outs. Saying things like "I WANT to do that", when she knows she won't, instead of being honest and saying that it's unlikely, is another example of sociopathic, manipulative behavior.

>>93289960
Wow you really know nothing about Gura and it shows.

>>93289960
>Gura isn't sick.
>lists several things that indicate mental illness
shitposterchama...

>>93273001
I pray that Gura becomes as sick as she pretends to be.

>>93273001
All the time.

>>93289934
i want to put my meat between your buns

>>93290212
You should call her out on it.

>Devotes paragraph upon paragraph to desperately denying the obvious truth for years and years
>STILL no evidence
>STILL not true
She's not misleading anyone and you don't have access to any hidden truth, brown man. You're just a liar and a low-IQ schizo in denial who hates her for telling the truth.

There's no reason that Gura cannot stream. She's just a lying whore. She is most likely busy with something a woman her age would typically be busy with.

>>93290274
>Still hasn't gone to see a therapist
If she won't take these supposed mental issues seriously then no one else should.

>>93290758
She did go to a therapist. That's why she started using therapist language such as "self-enrichment".

Ame lied.
Fauna lied.
Most of the other members have been outed as liars.
There is no reason to assume that Gura is not also lying about her life, and is constructing a fake personality to trick people she views as loser cucks into giving her money.

>calls gura a liar
>has lied for years now about Gura and makes up shit she is doing in his head.

>>93289960
She might have already recovered from it yes, but the lack of streams doesn't denote that she's telling you she's still sick. it's just that you're not entitled to her attention (this is mutual and fair as she never begs for anything). Don't try to complicate things retard.

Gura used to stream often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7APdvzezI

Repeat it again anon, surely people will start believing you after the 8000th time you post it.

>>93287733
I think its fun when we are at peace talking about religion and video games. Shitposters looking for fights isn't what we want

>>93291201
Go check the description of her last stream. She said she loves us very much. But her actions are not those of someone who loves her fans. She wouldn't even talk about why she doesn't stream, spend time with her fans, or what she did the two months she was gone other than "watch a couple movies". She is a lying sack of shit and she deserves to be in pain for the rest of her miserable life. Gura is an evil, manipulative liar. There is nothing that excuses what has happened. Nothing.

>>93290934
Until she says so herself it's safe to assume she didn't. She only talked about visiting doctors for physical health.

>Gura hasn't seen a therapist for her mental illness
>According to my mentall illness
>For which I have not seen a therapist
rumao

>>93289934
This has happened to me multiple times chumbie. Sucks when it happens

>>93290698
>>93291450
don't indirect reply just report

>>93291301
I'm glad you feel the same biblebud

>>93291472
How long will it take for someone to come by and clean them up?

>>93291528
all we can do is hope and not shit up the thread further by engaging

Speaking of the Bible. I've started 1 Kings and Solomon seems like a smart fella

>>93291261
Gura operates her channel on the implied promise that she will come back strong and the direct statement that she "loves her fans" and "thanks us for being patient". But she never had any intention of coming back and is instead relying on the gullibility of lonely people hoping that she will come back any day now. People truated her. People believed in her and she lied. She is an evil, manipulative liar and she should not exist.

Gura cute! Gura cute!

I get banned within 10 seconds of posting a non nude picture of a real human but THAT poster roams free, is he a mod?

>>93291624
This is true, which makes some of the decisions he made during his reign somewhat puzzling... you'll see

>>93291794
You can't post 3dpd on a vtuber board unless its a cosplayer cosplaying as a vtuber dumbie

BOOBA

The bible is clear about liars and those that manipulate others for personal gain. The bible says that women like Gura who lead good people astray should be removed from society.

Thank you, Gura. Totally not crying right now.

https://youtu.be/yvowrOfCNHk

>>93291892
Where does it say that chumbie? I haven't studied the Bible intensively yet. I'm still going through the Old Testament

>>93291854
She was cosplaying dumbud, didnt you see the outfit, pink hair and trinkets?

>>93291980
Was it a vtuber? Was she cosplaying as Gura more importantly?

>>93291966
Thats not a chumbie, but a liar.

Mococo hinted that Gura is graduating.

>>93291663
>she "loves her fans"
And do you have any idea what her secret project is going to be? Love manifests itself in various forms, and I find it evident that she loves me because her projects are always costly and meticulously planned.

Literally anyone can sit down and stream, if you yearn for someone who "loves" you, simply visit Twitch and browse the directory.

>>93291414
be sure to tell her that

>>93292109
They aren't even streaming right now chumbie

I also heard king Solomon wrote a bunch of magic books. Are those worth reading?

>>93291966
You're replying to the shitposter chumbie.
I can think of what he MIGHT be alluding to, but I doubt a SEA would know his scripture. Plus he can cheat by using Google. Not that it's applicable to Gura, because it's only applicable to *actual* "strange women", schizoid make-believe doesn't count.

>>93292242
I see

>>93292232
It is generally best to steer clear of daemonic magicks, chumbie

>>93291966
Proverbs 12:22: Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are His delight.
Proverbs 6:16-19: The Lord hates a lying tongue, a false witness, and those who sow discord among brothers
Proverbs 13:5: The righteous hate what is false, but the wicked bring shame on themselves
Proverbs 14:5: An honest witness does not deceive, but a false witness pours out lies
Zephaniah 3:13: The remnant of Israel will not do wrong, speak lies, or have a deceitful tongue.
Ephesians 4:29: Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.
Revelation 22:15: Liars will have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone

>>93292242
>God thinks lying is cool, actually
You are no Christian.

>>93292441
I heard that you aren't suppose to take these out of context. Whats the context behind them

>>93292366
I'm kinda curious about its history but I shall listen to your advice chumbie

>>93292242
I know you're lying and that your words are those of satan because I distinctly remember there being an entire Vegietales episode about not telling lies, loser.

>>93291892
>half of bible written by bronze age jews
>told them not to lie
Even the target demographic didn't listen and didn't care, stupid.

>>93292876
Well that explains Gura, then.

>>93292876
I watched a neat video recently where a lot of it is written in the iron age

>>93292945
It is rather interesting how there's pretty much nothing about the Bronze Age Collapse era in there.

what is this body type called?

>>93293018
I watched another video where apparently the philistines were apparently a part of the SEA peoples. Kinda crazy

>>93292923
You activated my trap card: Kiara confirmed Gura eats pork.

>>93293056
TuT-type

>>93293077
>philistines
>Philippines

>>93293217

>>93292312
Yep see, I knew it
>Cites Proverbs
>Cites the wrong verses
>They all say something different from what he was talking about
>Forgets there were other passages in Proverbs more applicable to his fanfiction
Pathetic and predictable
Remember, bud - demons will always twist scripture to their own retarded ends. They'll also put words in your mouth when they can't handle the truth, like >>93292592 just did (by contrast, I think >>93292852 is just funposting)
>>93292617
Proverbs is a collection of wise sayings from the spiritual teachers of Israel, generally to the young. Whenever faggots try to pull something like this, I advise looking up the verses in question on Bible gateway and seeing what came both before and after, from multiple different translations.
>>93292808
I don't mean to discourage your curiosity, chumbie. I should have clarified that by "generally" I meant, say, if you don't have a wise and knowledgeable teacher on-hand. If you do, it's definitely prudent to seek as much knowledge on these matters as possible. I hope to get the chance to speak to a learned scholar on the topic myself, including Solomon's own consorting with the unclean spirits.

>>93293056
SEEEEEEEEEX

>>93293239
Glad to have you here bud

Behold, King Schlomo, son of David

>>93293018
That's a really good point and it's most likely because the torah was written around 600 years after the Bronze Age Collapse and the people who wrote it weren't really aware of it.

>>93293403
Why must you cause me this pain king schlomo

>>93293326
I'm glad to have *you* here, chumbie. You are seriously helping to rekindle my motivation to study these topics again, partly to ensure I don't accidentally lead others astray. As they say - the best way to learn is to teach. I truly appreciate that.

>>93293160
57% of American Jews eat pork.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/57-of-us-jews-eat-pork-and-9-other-findings-from-new-pew-study/

>>93293495
He got bored from constantly fucking his 1000+ wives. Wanted to spice things up with a little trolling

why do you guys talk about religion like its real in that case I prefer halo posting its more cool...

>>93293837
It's one autistic orthodoxbud that keeps bringing it up and the rest of us are forced to put up with it.

The Bible is cool and all, but has anyone read Mein Kampf or been planning to read it?

>>93293239
All those posts you quoted? Literally all me.
Picrel, the Lamb of God.

>>93293837
Maybe I should give the Halo books a read after I finish Plato

need a miside goob mode with chibi gura on peaceful mode...
would gura play miside?

Biblebuds should read about Hephzibah, very interesting, but don’t fall down the rabbit hole ;)

>>93294130
I heard the devs are adding a sexo mode. Is that true?

i find it crazy how buds are knowledgeable about the bible, are buds really that learned?

>>93293622
Yeah, and 20% of hispanics identify as white. What's your point?

>>93294240
This is what no Gura does to motherfuckers

>>93294257
only 20%???
more like 60%

what streams hahaha

>>93294161
Apparently shes in the book of Kings which I'm currently reading. I'll get back to you on that

>>93294202
dunno but i really liked the chibi game mode in the beginning, it's too sweet it melts my heart.

>>93293936
Nyo, it's definitely not just me. Happens a lot when I'm not even /here/. Don't be mean.

>>93293160
>>93293622
Damn, anon. Was this your trap card?
Did you mean to play that? Wow, how embarrassing. Thanks, I guess...

A lot of words in here right now.
Just dropping by to check out some cute images and love my gooba.

>>93294453

>>93294492
T o T

>>93294008
I've read excerpts but still need to read it in its entirety. Hitler was a peculiar man who had some strange opinions on topics such as Islam, but there is no denying his intellect nor his fortitude of character.

>>93265252
>does thing with Dodgers
>California burns
Guys I think Gura is cursed

>>93294656
The Dodgers already won last year chumbie. The LA fires are a result of foreign space lasers

>>93294656
It's incredible how she never really talked to us about the game or how she felt about it. It was like she didn't even watch it.

>>93294788
I thought gura was a Mets fan

Gura is probably playing Marvel Rivals with her online friends.

>>93294047
You're silly
>>93294126
I cannot recommend them enough. The Eric Nylund and Joseph Staten books are absolutely peak and I enjoyed them thoroughly as a kid. Though the prose was too high-octane and high-IQ for twelve year old me to fully process...
>>93294240
I had a strange childhood and hang out in interesting places. I'm sure the same could be said for many of the buds.

>>93294788
Unless you bring it up to her, she generally won't talk about it. That's how she is with a lot of topics.

>>93294884
She's been playing games with me actually

>>93294917
Even if people bring it up, she still doesn't talk about it. She hides what she does off-stream because she knows it would be incriminating to her viewers' perception of her as a pure idol that isn't a whore.

>>93294047
>Lamb of God
>The blood's on the wall, so you might as well just admit it

>>93294888
or maybe you're just a nerd.

>>93295175
Remember Reach hereticbud

>>93294492
Oh yeah, that's a cute gooba.

>>93295291
T u T

Man I love Bungie-era Halo

Reach's campaign was still dog water cum compared to Halo 1-3.

>>93295353
I’m hoping the new Halo 1 remaster/remake is good

Is schizo.exe on tonight?

>>93295264
i'm not hereticbud and i do remember reach, this trailer will stay with me for more decades to come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3MabEog3yQ

>>93295353
I like bungholes

>>93295146
What other fantasies go on in that buckbroken head of tours?

>>93295353
Oops forgot picrel

>>93295291

>>93295466
Wow, I've never actually seen this... E3 used to be so fucking hype man

Wife soon?

I wonder what guras tears taste like

>>93295425
Same desu. Has there been any news on an H3A?

>>93295425
Did you even look at the woman who is in charge of it? Are you retarded?

>>93295425
wait what, are they making a remake after the remaster a decade ago or so?

Gura is the Hoshino Ai of hololive

>>93296201
no

>>93295909
Ye. Though iirc this one will be a proper remake rather than basically just what was basically a graphics pack.

>>93296345
Yes. It's why she's gone

LA buds OK?

>>93295909
Ye, new studio so I’m guessing they’ll try remaking the first game again

>>93296412
no

>>93296412
Nah

>>93296412
KEK

>>93296412
she is gone because she has to take care of me, her one and only favorite shrimp.

>>93296408
Microsoft has been completely co-opted by woke trannies and pajeets. They are incapable of making anything good. One look at the obese non-binary blue-haired black woman with a lesbian haircut that is now in charge of Halo should have clued you in on what to expect from next Halo game.

>>93296591
Nah. If that were true, you wouldn't be able to read or write yet.

>>93295795
Havent been keeping up on the current happenings. I’ll take a look around

>>93296863
midwit retard.

>>93295798
For her sake it better be good

This is the new Chief of Staff at Halo Studios
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/people/mebrow/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/melissa-boone

>>93297290
grim...

>>93291885
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>93296421
toasty

>>93295264
no u

>>93297717
PITIFUL APOSTATE

>>93297290
Its over

>>93297290
>deletes this, but not any of the other posts about Halo.
Whether you like it or not, the people who make games have to do with those games. So if Halo talk is okay, then talking about the team should also be allowed. Otherwise all of it should be off topic. But we all know you wouldn't have deleted the post if it were talking about Marty O'Donnell and his incredible music.

>>93298023
the legend, even jannies would not live it down...

>uǝɯ
>ɐ
>ꓕSƎ ɟo sɹnoɥ ǝɥʇ ui puɐ ʍou ʻsɹǝdɯiɹɥs sn ɹoɟ ɯɐǝɹʇS
>sǝɯǝɯ ɟo ɹǝɥʇoɯ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʎʞuiʇS
>sns/ɓɓɓ/ ʻʎuunɔ ʎɥʇ ɟo ʇinɹɟ ǝɥʇ si pǝssǝʅq puⱯ
>siʅoʅ ʇsɓuoɯɐ noɥʇ ʇɹɐ pǝssǝʅꓭ
>ǝǝɥʇ ɥʇiʍ si ooɓɐY
>ɹʍɐꓨ ɟo ʅʅnɟ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʅiɐH

>>93298235
Why is King Schlomo like this

>>93281390
Unironically ID debuff. If Zeta or Kobo were in EN they'd both be running laps around Gura right now.

>>93297290
I've never seen women or queers playing video games at any point in history except to make money off it.

>>93298763
i get not liking women and gays but this is just fucking retarded and you have to know it

I like women. They make my pp feel funny.

I am confused, why are there two seprate versions of Guras karaoke in 13th november 2020 with two differet set lists and yet both seem to be accurate? What the fuck is happening. and both archives are missing the other version that the other has. what in the mandela effect happened here?

>>93299591
wdym, it's true. Women do not game!

>>93298023
it was deleted because it was a gura dox

someone please tell me theres a complete google drive or something with all karaokes and not just shitty youtube rips i need a copy