/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>93247940
Cute

dear god she's planning to go after the small corpos........

>>93248046
She's gonna kick dooby right in the balls

>>93247940
Cool chuubas!

doki pls no...

Doki is a bit cheekier today.....

>>93248192
she's got big cheeks...

>>93248192
>>93248235
Big ASS cheeks.

>says kick had porn at one point
>HUH
>HUH
>HUH
>HUH
>HUH
>AYO
>HUH
>AYO
>AYO
>AYO
>HUH
I fucking hate chat

>>93248192
How Cheeky?

>>93248322
Average zoomer chat

>gacha and gambling aren't the same because there is a cutoff with gacha
...

>>93248326

>>93248415
It isn't, casinoSHARTS don't have cute waifus

>wasted the money on weapons
CRINGE

Reminder Weapon Gacha is GARBAGE

>>93248574
Reminder that Gacha is garbage
Fuck all of it

>You can learn how to be Santa for 500 dollarinos

>Doki turned down a massive gambling stream offer
>because she doesn't want us to develop more life problems
SHE LOVES US !!!

>>93248733
Based anti-gambling oshi!

>pay thousands of dollars on outfit
>pay 500 dollar for santa school
>get paid hourly for a shitty rate to sit in a chair for 8 hours
And for the record, my store's santa's beard was homegrown. If you're paying 2 grand for a yak hair beard, you're a PHONY

What would Doki do with 4 million dollars?
>I'd make a huge 3D studio and let all the vtubers use it. I'll make it cheaper than Brave's and cause a competitive pricing war so 3D becomes cheaper for everyone
>still tries to frame it as an evil plan

Why is she so perfect?

>Santa university
Do Americans REALLY?

>Santa School Training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmU4oxslvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mRjN1Focog

>6k figures
that's a lotta money doki

>>93248950
Wtf...

This is getting too USA centric that I'm zoning off ngl

>>93249068
eurojealousy

Doki is going to become American soon

Justin should get stabbed by an Indian for destroying the country :)

>>93249200
>How a male vtuber destroyed Vshojo

>>93249200
Kek

Steven King was high as fuck when writing

>don't read It
>there's a chapter with the kids having an orgy
80s cocaine was industrial grade crank

>>93249410
look it was a VITAL step to defeat the clown
it was NOT for pleasure, ok?

>>93249410
JESAS

>>93249410
Cocaine is one hell of a drug

furries won

>>93249578

Doki, I'm sure these teens read more degen shit on AO3 on the reg

>>93249640
aw that's cute, I... I... huh

>>93248436
i played this and my cat woke up

Heh...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zAwKodtadTQ

>>93249728
Kek...

The 90's... it was the best era so far before political cucks ruined every fucking hobby

>>93249640
O-OH
It took me way too long

>>93249640
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Quick one eh?
The rapid fire topics was so good though

Until next time Doki...

Bye Doki...

Bye Doki... finally you are back, it was an amazing yap stream

Bye Bye Doki, nice short yapping stream, Scheduled Content is finally back...

>>93249793
When ever people say that "the 90's wasn't great, that's just your nostalgia" have no idea how different(in a good way) the world was back then to now.

I think she genuinely hates me
She hasn't read like the last 10 supas I've sent...

bye, dorkbird...

Good night, Doki!
Love you!

>>93250047
NAUR...

>>93249793
I was a toddler then!

>>93250047
Naur...

>>93250047
I'm sorry goon...

I'll head to Bed soon now bros, Goodnight Goons~

>>93250047
I highly doubt it.
She gets a lot of them, and she misses most of them. The only way I can think of you really getting avoided would be something like you being so obnoxious or political on Twitter that she doesn't want to take the risk of you getting singled out by antis as a definitive example of dragoons.

I mentioned this to another goon a few months ago, but I think she's more likely to avoid repeat super-chatters, and I think that's for a couple of reasons:
>poor-goons may feel pay-walled from interaction
>there's a chance the chatter may start to get delusional and go full gachi
>giving too much attention to individual goons, rather than the whole chat may give off the feeling of favoritism

>>93251215
I think it's more likely that she just can't read quick enough to catch them all.

>>93251215
No, anon
She accidentally misses the others. But she specifically hates me.

>>93251090
GN goon o7

>>93251090
Good night.

>>93250023
I flew like a few weeks before 9/11. You could just go on a plane with no security nonsense. Just check in, go to your gate, and fly. My entire life has just seen everything but tech getting worse, and now even that's starting to fall off.

Threadly divegrass reminder: we're about a couple of months away from the next official iteration of the VTL, so I've made the first couple of team polls. Vote in them below if you can. You can submit multiple answers for both of them, and you should probably regularly check the first one in case someone's submitted a new and potentially cool option.

>NEW: http://poal.me/apxjcs
Poll #1 is for potential new players to be added to the roster (you can submit entirely new answers of your own if you want to). Vote for which ones you want to see enter the team. The initial choices are taken from the ones submitted via the offseason suggestions poll.

>KEEP: http://poal.me/cb2c66
Poll #2 is for gauging which of our existing roster members are still relevant to us. Vote for which ones you want to see stay on the team.

I'll be closing these two polls at the end of this thread, so get your votes in now!

>>93250083
so was Doki

>>93250023
>>93252136
Counterpoint: There was no doki in the 90s, therefore it was worse

With that out of the way, good morning goons. How was the stream? Did she say anything about whether or not she's on track to stay in the top 500?

>>93253038
Good short yap, she's on track but she's worried she might have to play more to maintain it. If she does, she won't stream because of rampant stream sniping, but she might record it

>>93253038
GM goon, she was happily yapping and she plans on playing off-stream if it comes down to it

>>93253030
Pretty good point!

>>93253030
There were other cool people out there though.

I'm going to annex your bird and nobody will stop me

>>93253479
Whoa there, this isn't a Paradox game.

Goons I fell asleep to Doki yaps, did anything exciting happen?

>>93253038
She's keeping an eye on the leaderboards and plans to gorm an emergency stack tomorrow if it looks like she'll fall out if top 500. She also said she plans to do more twitch streams and they'll most likely be Marvel Rivals streams

>>93247940
what a disgusting picture, dont taint my oshi with dookieshit

>>93253553
Yes

>>93252891
>first poll results haven't changed in two threads
>second poll results keep getting funnier every time I make another post
Think I might have to close this early. The results look pretty clear to me at this point anyway and we have a few more things to establish before we finalize the roster.

>>93252891
>>93254368
Thank you for the hard work divegrass dragoon

>https://x.com/ikiroutah/status/1877122149304942906

>>93254368
Wait for a few more days before stopping, like Sunday
Thanks for all btw, Divegrass goon

>>93255052
Normally I'd wait, but it sure looks to me like someone's trying to manipulate the second poll's results considering the first one's results haven't moved an inch recently. We still have a few more things to decide (who gets to be the second gold player, who gets to be the second silver player, what to do in terms of names/models for our new players etc), so I'll make a cryptpad poll for that and leave that running for a few days. Sound good?

>>93254446
Me under her left arm.

>>93254368
Thanks for the work. Can't wait to see it.

>>93253725
still salty about the vtuber awards, eh?

>>93256027
Don't acknowledge threadshitters.

>>93256109
He's replying to himself, goon.

>Doki streamed on YT
>missed it cause not scheduled so i slept through it
Naurrrrr...
>>93250047
VRFlipgoon here who'se had my nonsupas:supas read at a rate of 100:0 ever since she came back(i should know, it's always supremely specific and she rofls her head off everytime while she has not read a single supa)
it's definitely because she misses it and not cause of hate
it's rare for Doki to pay attention to supas unless she has to like bad icon xd commissions cause of names(and even then she hilarously fucks it up by giving freebies like clicking the wrong name), our poor dum Bird can barely read as it is
if you want to metagame it just to verify that she reads yours:
don't supa when it's likely for others to be also spamming her, so basically all triumphant return streams where other Goons will be suppa-ing.
just don't risk Supa-ing when the game makes her lock in with the need to utilize Apex Predator mode...so basically MR, you can try to time it when queue starts if you want but DokiPee can also get in the way + it's short enough as fuck as it is since MR queue time is like Season 3 League time where even giga high elo is instant
just don't try on collabs if you really want her to read, she's barely a social wreck as it is so she'll be focusing on her collab partner more: Especially during Pure Chaos collabs like Monopoly
Wait for a more chill slow stream that filters normalfags & doesn't require much focus, so basically a middle of a slog like Sand Land or B o i streams when others tune out
a litmus test for that is if you are tuning out yourself
>>93250023
>>93249793
in the 90s, you can buy s fucking SKSes and AKs by the crate for cheap, and Dragunovs for super cheap prices it would be no different than buying bitcoin when it was $0.01
in flipland we could've still bought Full Autos at that time too until 2003, hell even on 2009 we could buy an AK for $1k which is significantly cheap, and the Norinco NR-08 Mp5 clones at $1k were expensive already
not even counting how the irl Meta isn't as fucking intense yet, so much more loopholes and options you can use
this isn't even getting started on how 1 average joe's 8 to 5 can support a house, 3 family and a sahm, with overtime being for vacation times
save for specific dictator-already hell holes even till now, anybody who thinks the 90s wasn't cruising on easy mode is a delusional fuck

>>93256127
Ah. I'm the dumbgoon this time.

>>93256141
>>93250047
Just saying, in membership streams chat moves so slowly that she actually reads most if not all of the membership supas.
That's my tip.

also unrelated, but I'm really depressed every time I see my other oshi show up in the catalog or on twitter, it's just her getting shit on. She's been through a lot, and has had a great community for years, but it doesn't seem like we can even do anything for her anymore. I won't elaborate who but I'm sure you can guess. I just wish people could all be friends again, man...

>>93256274
>spoiler
Don't give them any unnecessary attention. A lot of those people aren't worth her time, or yours for that matter.

>>93255276
Sounds good to me!

>>93256274
that too, but i deadass forgot about membership streams being EZ mode because brainmath locked in how cheap af AKs were and i'm crying because right now a semi auto Russian AKM in flipland is $6850
yes the mass reproduction version
thank goodness my math skills hasn't been degraded unlike reading skills like Doki
>spoiler
i avoid /vt/ catalog so...can't say i know who your Oshii is Goon

>>93247940
Doki is going to collab with Neuro or is that just a cope fanart?

>>93256576
No, idk why it was posted unless it was to appease schizos desu

catching up on Doki's review of Stephen King

lmao

>>93256761
It was really fucking crazy, best time lmao

>>93252891
>>93254368
Alright, I'm closing these polls now.

>SACKED
Doki's Oshi (Male)
Chibilen (likely to be used in place of Chibibird whenever we end up using the Selen version of the team)
Skinsuit DLC
BIG Gumilkers

>AT RISK
U-MAN
Doki's Oshi

>NEW
Luna Snow / Marvel Rivals top 500 rep (name/model TBD)
Sloppy Sisters rep (whether it's Laimugoon or we merge all of them into one is something we need to vote on)
DoGief / MY LOYAL FANS
GoW NEVER EVER
L Rizz

>POTENTIALLY NEW (pending Sloppy Sisters rep vote)
This Shot Could End The War

We still need to determine a few very important things (who our star players will be, what names/models to go with for certain players etc), so I've made one final poll for this. I've set it to close at 23:59 UTC on Monday, so you've got a few days to vote. Once this closes, I'll get to work on bringing the team up to date for the next league. Chime in while you can!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/n4b1t6CABG4vCPF8UqHBihPRFcKVja1o3RE3u7M3TTo/

>>93257132
>selenbear stays
it's so over

>>93257132
Mintgoon's in, right? Right?

>>93257205
Technically she's also at risk, but while I was making the post she got one more vote and was bumped up above Kuromi.
>>93257227
Yep! Only question is if she gets to stay as her own rep or gets merged with the other Sloppygoons.

>>93256576
Never

>>93257227
she's safe, it's just up to whether or not she becomes part of a single "Sloopygoons" player to free up roster space

I can finally catch up on the stream now...

>>93257288
Yay!

>>93257132
Thanks for all the hard work drivegrassgoon

I want to squish those cheeks

>>93254072
You were right this was a good stream.

>>93247792
Same, honestly. Unless you care about esports, most of them are people that vtuber fans don't even know anything about.

>>93259646
I don't necessarily care about them, but beyond Doki I'm also mostly not a vtuber fan so to me it makes no difference so long as she's happy.

>>93259723
I just think that there's more vtubers that she could try to become friends with, instead of trying to cross vtubers over with esports people/normie streamers, all the time. There's a lot of indies that she could become great friends with, if she tries collabing with them.

>>93256141
Gumilkers was funny, though.

>>93258281

>check leaderboard to see if Doki kept her spot
>she's not there
>check her profile
>3 losses in the last hour
Doki...

>number faggotry
out

>>93260717
Oh no...

Oh my mistake
>tracker stalking faggotry

>>93260717
Dumbbird...

> though stream was 10am my time
> it was 8am
> missed all of it
maybe i am even dumber than doki

>>93260868
It be like that sometimes time zone can be hard

>>93260717
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my god that's fucking devastating but still fucking funny
I hope she's not taking it too hard (she is)

why?

>>93261111
She talked about how the cutoff was rising in her stream today so probably felt she needed another win to be safe and try to do it off stream, but I think she should've stuck with her gut originally. Eskay seems to have 260 pegged as safe too based on her stream title...

No why respond to the retard stalking trackers

Why is Nuero in the op?

>>93261320
OP just picked an art and it just so happened to have them. it really isn't that deep

>>93261320
Because she is cute and funny!

>>93261301
shut up retard, doki is obsessed with this stuff right now and talks about it for 50% of her streams, you're the weird one for getting mad about it

>tourist wondering why tracker faggotry isn't welcomed here
lol lmao

>>93261477
and yet you're the only one seething about it

>not denying the tourist bit
Go to your catalog thread you made about her climb if you want to stalk her kiddo

ogey

He's still there, holding the fort

>she lost top 500
>losing streak
its so over

No stream POV? No care.

>>93261844
ok well then leave the thread
there's no stream right now so there's nothing to discuss is there?

>Wah let me post about me stalker trackers
Paladin shut the fuck up and fuck off already

https://x.com/r1salt/status/1877225890825798073
Doki mug

>>93261970
One step closer to Dragoon mug!

>>93261970

GN goons, try to keep the bread comfy

>>93262123
sleep well goon

>>93262035
>>93261970
Hot damn I want a doki mug

>>93261970
>>93262035
cool

>>93259646
She will milk Marvel for years at this rate. It is way better than Apex or Overwatch ever was.

>>93262123
gn goon

>>93261320
To appease swarmtards that hate Doki (it won't work)

Goons, I'm having trouble sleeping.

>>93262308
Dream of doki being cute

>>93260717
What a dumb ass bird lmao

God, I hope she can get it back. The elo she was at is now at like 400th place. The ranks are climbing HARD.
I wouldn't blame her if she cancelled the marvel rivals stream to play marvel rivals

>>93260717
Deserved

Orochibird

>>93262758
>if she cancelled the marvel rivals stream to play marvel rivals
how the tables have tabled

>>93261907
Why do you think he's a Paladin? They were always nice to us, and their oshi was a fan of Doki, too.

>>93262758
Oh so that's why she started grinding again, welp GL to her, either way, I can get my enjoyment anyway

>>93263463
I think he means a chatter with that name

https://x.com/kuusairieko/status/1877226891662233699

>>93262231
That's true, but the ecelebs, esports people, and normie streamers are more or less the same people that played those games, and they were pretty annoying in the collabs that she did with them in those games, too. There's plenty of vtubers that she could play the game with, instead.

>>93261320
Idk why that was chosen, when there's lots of other fanart that could've been used instead. I honestly thought that it was a little weird that it was used as an op, when they haven't even collabed.

>>93263515
god they've been cooking so hard with the bunnybutt

>>93263567
If she's trying to be leaderboard competitive, there's really no other vtubers at that level, unless you wanna count Eskay.

>>93263515
Bunnybird!

>>93263480
Is that the name of a regular in the chat?

>>93260717
She might do another stream on Twitch, then.

>>93263463
don't give him attention
whining about following her top 500 struggle means he doesn't even watch her. it's been 99% of her content for over a week

>>93263515
This artist is slowly becoming one of my favorites

>>93263754
i'm guessing yes
>>93263836
>following her top 500
no one is streaming tho. it's you stalking a tracker and posting about it Even discord fags don't do it

>>93263908
You don't know what stalking is

>Watching tracker when neither she nor her stack are streaming
what do you call it then?

>>93263978
Looking at publicly available and easily obtainable information that she has hyped up to an extreme amount
this argument is fucking retarded

if for some reason you can't differentiate between actual malicious actions and normal ones like you seemingly struggle with, ask "would doki be upset or care". The answer here is obviously fucking not

You are very new here then trackers are never posted here in good faith.

>>93264075
It's SEA hours and that's a tourist.

>>93264075
>>93264092
I've been here since early selen days you twats
if you can't differentiate top 500 shit to detailed trackers you have a mental deficiency

>93264115
>Been here since the Selen days
>Let me watch trackers and post about it
Okay Janet

Both of you are fucking retards and should shut the fuck up already.

>>93264139
Im gonna post about it more just to piss you off :)

>trolling outside of /b/
There now everyone shut up

>>93264188
Just because you say something doesn't make it true, you little pissbaby

>>93264140
Been a while since a tracker fag posted here and someone ended up biting the bait. I didn't miss this

SEA hours :(

First of all, nta
but someone please explain the logic here? How is top 500 stalking? You just check if she's there or not, there's no personal or identifiable information about her games or activity
I feel like this thread "rule" is being enforced to a schizophrenic degree to the point where it's lost the logic that created it to begin with
but I'm open to being convinced
Also, I dunno if that other anon is lying but I'll admit it, I am a newfag. I joined post selen. So from an outsider looking in this looks really weird

>>93264325
What’s wrong with SEA goons :(
> i am one

>>93264330
It's a taboo topic for the lack of the better term. It's cultural, there's no logic to be necessarily found, things like this do happen and exist.
If that anon wanted to share the news he could've just said "hey I was checking the leaderboards in-game and Doki isn't there". You can't enforce not using the tracker sites, but you also don't have to bring the topic up because you've gotta know you'll get severe reactions and therefore risk shitting up the thread.
If you do, it's either sheer ignorance or a willful attempt to bend the existing thread culture or subtly or brazenly malicious.

>>93264330
Same, you could check player profile in game and spectate any game in detail as well, players do that to learn from top players all the time, what's so wrong about it or it's just one guy being pissy about it

>>93264330
Had tracker schizo shit up thread during Selen days stalking when she played off stream to shit up the thread (they've admitted to doing so)
Would be reported and deleted on sight because there is never a good faith reason to bring it up outside of the period she was MIA but even then we had no info and were clutching at straws for signs of life. That time has passed and now there is zero reasons to bring them up here again

>>93264330
Some Goons here have an averse reaction to Tracker posting because the person who previously did was a clear and obvious schizo pushing certain rrats.
They've since however come clean about their actions and reasoning behind it and have stopped, though I'll personally never forgive them for coming after my oshi like that ofc.
The anon here isn't pushing any rrats as far as I can tell, even if don't agree with the tracker posting much, so at this point I can really only see two retards flinging shit at each other...

>>93264623
I refuse to take chances so as far as I'm concerned unless we have another situation like December - February trackers have no place here.

What in the schizo is going on in here...
>sees Swarm unity pic
Of course someone decided to make the OP tourist friendly, NGMI
>>93264330
Since this thread has already gone to shit i'll tell you: there used to be an anti who would track who Selen used to play games with so he schizo out about "dragoons getting cucked" or some shit. That's literally it.
The tracker schizo stopped when she was terminated since they were primarily a Niji anti and Selen was one of the biggest NijiENs but suffice to say it still leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth when somebody does it

https://x.com/SaikaraArt/status/1877149248002642158
Doki Undertale edit lol

>>93264691
Das it?
Ok

Yeah btw why the fuck do we have Neuro in the OP pic. Don't do that again, it attracts attention and all attention is bad on /vt/.

>>93264721
Yeah, the biggest problem with some of the oldgoons is schizoing out when someone triggers their past trauma - even though there's also a lot of new goons here who might not necessarily know about previous issues.
Either ignore it if it's minor or tell people politely if you think someone is going too far

>>93264520
>>93264582
>>93264617
>>93264623
>>93264691
Ok, well thank you for the nice responses. I still can't say I understand it at all for this specific situation, but I was genuinely asking in good faith so I'll drop it
have a crowki

>>93264707
I never liked Undertale because the true ending is literally
>We won by the power of friendship!

Quick question am I retarded or did she say the tomato winter hat and the sweater would be future merch or just the sweater? I keep checking that part and my brain ain't braining so I'm confused

>>93264956
I'll let you know when i catch up to the VOD.
I popped in a few minutes ago to ask how the stream was just to be met by schizoposting, sigh....

>>93263515
Bunnybird my beloved...

>>93264115
Are you the Britishgoon that's been here for years?

As a casual anon who visits from time to time, you can't really stop tracker use. Even external anons from this thread will use it as a means to either platform Doki's skill or bash it in the catalogue. I think we have all seen this pattern enough times via Apex and Overwatch

>>93264140
Commanderlen's titties! They were so big!

>Have to skip Balatro and only see first hour of t he Marvel Rivals stream
Not like this...
Also Doki forgot to pin her schedule in X

>>93265648
Oh she did lol
>Have to miss part of balatro
Naur....

>>93264330
There were reasons to get defensive about trackers during the Selen era, since there was someone who used to post tracking information about Selen playing games with certain people that the tracking schizo used to try and say were her boyfriends, but now there isn't as much of a reason to get defensive about it. Just keep in mind that some Dragoons will still get really defensive from seeing anyone posting trackers, if you want to post them, though.

>>93265596
As someone whose been high elo in a bunch of different games, it's literally just part of the experience.

Neat still never post about it in this bread.
Now let this topic die

>>93265858
get over it

>>93265858
from what the above anons have said, the only reason to avoid trackers, the shitter from the selen era, no longer exists
so the only downside to posting now is that you will throw a hissy fit and ruin the thread over it
sounds like you're the problem

Your posts read like if you don't also love tracker faggotry you aren't a real fan

>>93266127
Whatever you say bro

>>93265932
I think I've had some arguments with that poster that you replied to, before. He gets really defensive really easily, and calls anyone he disagrees with a "tourist".

>>93266218
When you act like one who pretending to have been here longer then you actually have then yes you are a tourist

>>93266259
I wasn't "pretending" though. I started lurking in this bread back in 2022, and started posting in the bread in late 2022.

I do find it funny that the niji era fan discord is actively posting about it while the current fan discord is silent on it

>>93266342
That discord is still around? Did they rebrand at all?

>>93266383
Yes and they are still as terrible as I remember

>>93266383
They fell off extremely hard after their rebranding took weeks due to muh rules
The other one at least has a NSFW channel and it's all I need

>>93266259
>>93266319(me)
Btw, are you a new fan? Because I don't think you started posting in this bread until after Doki came back.

>>93266429
They still have an anti NSFW rule?

>>93266438
Bitch I've been here since her debut in Niji fuck out of here with that shit.

>>93266405
>>93266429
That's the one that has the chat "celebrities" in it, isn't it?

>>93249793
I'd say it depends
>t. Eastern Eurogoon

>>93266461
They are a still 'for everyone' server and I think they have it still for those who don't care for nsfw.
>>93266503
Chat celebs and subhumans like flipsie are in the current fan discord the other one was just annoying with the moderation

>>93266461
The Niji era one, yes, the other one opened a nsfw chat, a lewdtomato one and a general one
Chat is full of cringe, just enjoy the images in the other ones
>>93266503
The niji era one is a barren land, the other one is as you describe, I don't engage with the circlejerk tho

>>93266463
Well you've never been this defensive before. Why are you fighting with other Dragoons and calling them "tourists" when they're not tourists? It's something that I noticed you doing several months ago.

>>93266541
>>93266549
Was the Niji era one the discord for birthday projects, etc?

>>93266541
Are they as cringe in the Discord as they are on Twitter and in the chat?

>>93266630
It was a general one that did a bit of everything birthday projects, would screen share the films that were members watch alongs etc.

>>93266685
I see.

>>93266677
Worse

>>93266744
Oh no. They don't do anything extremely weird in there, do they?

>>93266582
You the guy that got pissy and started claiming anyone who didn't want to engage in an idiot topic was a troll?

>>93266798
Depends what you call weird. Medi actually has respect there and they spend more time sucking each other off then anything

>>93266822
No.

>>93266852(me)
Anyway this has gone far as fuck off topic so here
https://x.com/hechium/status/1877210969341927452
Have a Dokitty

>>93266852
By "weird" I meant sucking each other off, talking about politics, and flirting with each other.

>>93266934
Idk about the other stuff but mostly sucking each other off. Only use that place for notifications.

>>93266852
that's the dude who had a melty when everyone told Doki to rest after she reached her goal instead of continuing to stream
Anyways it's not a bad place if you want live pings/updates or participate in projects, just stay away from the non-member's chat though

>>93266986
I see. I've never gone into either of those places, because of all the things that I used to hear about both of them, back when I first started posting here.

>>93267013
He was the one who did that? Why?

Brain finally started braining (I think?) I'm pretty sure she said Just the sweater will be future merch. Anyway GN dragoons

>>93267144
Sleep well goon

>>93267144
Goodnight, bro!

>>93267072
I think he just hates it in general when people tell Doki what to do, it's not a bad thing but i just found it weird because there were no bad intentions behind it
this thread is so off-topic now i think bumping it till we can bake a new one would be better

Anyone who's played dad of boi how far in is she? Asking since I'm sure she'll want to play the new dynasty warriors at some point on stream

>>93263754
iirc he's the dude who bet like 500 bucks that she wouldn't make top 500 during some apex season a few seasons back when she said she totally would.
So Doki made him double or nothing on stream.
She was too busy to get T500 that season too, so now she allegedly has to play majora's mask for failing both goals.
At least that's what I think happened? It was funny when she drew up a contract on stream

>>93267144
I might buy it. It's subtle enough to be super cute when around normies, and knowing her it'd be comfortable.

>>93266879
God that cat looks so bratty.

>>93267538
she halfway thought it

>>93267415
Want to bump it together with fanart and images?

>>93263515
Sexo

>>93266879
Dokikitty!

what the fuck happened h- you know what nvm, at least this only once in a blue moon
>>93264483
seaniggergoon here
this thread is fucking chalked anyway
it's no surprise that alot of shitters are from SEA instigating shit for reasons i have 0 fucking clues about in the catalog, it's well known
we also have to do extra for redemption
seafujos were the backbone of those attacking Selen during those dark times
i may meme about how we are SOL about no Doki conventions, but if i'm being serious i do not mind at all if she doesn't want to bother being here because this stupid fucking country's inhabitants was 1 of the most toxic to her during those trying times
>>93268144
for something less serious how do i instigate Doki for this with Into the Radius or Sekiro kek
then spam curse of Ra
>>93267538
half way apparently
i'd get Kratos in the cuck chair memes ready if i were you kek, the timing is perfect since season end already while DW is released
curious about Doki thoughts on Lu Bu though

>>93268871
I've noticed a lot of SEAfriends especially flips are self hating, why is that?
>for something less serious how do i instigate Doki for this with Into the Radius or Sekiro kek
Ask nicely during member's streams. That said i very much doubt she'll play a Soulslike anytime soon since she still has to do the Elden ring boss rush from the Charity

How is your day/night going, goons?

>>93269465
Kinda bumped that I missed the return stream but besides that, uneventful I guess

>>93269005
>spoiler
t. goon from EEU
It's a thirdie thing. Their countries don't work well, life is poor, people don't trust each other and the elites are corrupt. Individuals with a greater awareness of the world outside will think both the elites and the common folk are to blame. But then, to them, hoi polloi being usually chauvinistic of their primitive nation is despicable.
These individuals tend to form "diasporas" in "internal exile" and react with hatred to compatriot plebeians invading their safe spaces on the internet or elsewhere.
But don't think it's only self-loathing, they don't particularly like firsties either: where there should be inherency of intellectual equality between them, they find (well-hidden, but still) seepage of superiority that comes from the firstie, who never had to go through an identarian crisis of "why did God let me be born in this shithole".

>>93269875
slavgoon....

>>93269465
Been sick all day sadly. Overall divegrass workload is also looking big this time around which has me worried.

>>93269875
**it would be a lie to say i don't get jelly of Western EUgoons just by being born lucky so much,what with being expected to provide for parents while pressured to get kids, even when i loopholed lucky with US salaries WFH, part of why i can't splurge on Doki merch and guns as easily is because of grandmother medical bills + parents bills while being trapped with one of the weakest passports in the planet, all while some fucktard from France ran away from home as a teen and has been to dozens of countries i can only fucking dream of doing even if i became a cutthroat ruthless middle manager here like seriously $5000 for Lapland trip for Northern Lights while Eufags get it for $150, while not having to care about parents* eventual medical bills, that said Korean Gooks and chinks in the mainland have it worse than me**;
but at the very least flipland has what i consider 3rd to 5th best gunlaws in the world that isn't a warzone so there's one silver lining, i feel sad for IndoGoons though
that said, member streams are the least type where i want to spam Sekiro cause it's Doki vulnerable-time kek

moldy bread...

>>93271312
have some DokiMonkeh

>>93271762
thanks

Balatro frame up.

>>93272351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4QHdpe_1Q

>>93272491

>>93272491
her fucking MR addiction wouldn't be so bad if it just wasn't purely on twitch, then again it's apparently better algorithim-wise for her so iunno
eitherway incoming kek

>>93269465
I almost woke up late for work. I didn't know cross continental traveliny could fuck with my circadian rhythm this badly...

Badump

>>93274175
Spankable

>>93274175
>>93248436

>>93272491
Barvel Livals?

>>93274175
Need Doki ass

>>93274627

How smart is this birb?

>>93275724
almost as smart as a 1st grader

>>93275724
Buff shared to Dragoons, depending on how long you've been infect- a Dragoon:
Maximum end are the Bark Knights/Elder Dragoons
-20%-30% Int
+15%-45% Accuracy.
+1% to 20% FPS Gamesense.
Doki herself:
- 55% Int.
+75% Accuracy.
+95% FPS Gamesense.
so...not that smart but at least there's a strong tradeoff
..i just fucking realized we are basically a less insane and less recruiting Axis Cult under Doki kek

>>93275724
Bird brain

>>93277326
>ACK

>>93275724
Given she didn't know what a hoppus is, which is something even children should know, not very smart.

>>93277326
Lol

stinky bread

>>93279226
>The hoppus cubic foot was the standard volume measurement used for timber in the British Empire and countries in the British sphere of influence
gonna be honest with ya m8, I wouldn't get that one either

>>93272569
>>93272715
>>93274586
>>93272491
I hope you Goons like hours upon hours of big numbers and Jokers

>>93280507
Imagine the smell

>>93280507
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>93280507

smelly moldy bread

rotten melted bananas

>>93280928
I love jokers, but I'm tired of numbers these days.
Hell, my bank account isn't even a big number anymore.

so since she's in one above all rank now, does she need a specific score or rank before the end of the season as well?
Since it looks like she's still playing even now.

https://x.com/Kalm_ol/status/1877418561175695754

>>93282304
>so since she's in one above all rank now, does she need a specific score or rank before the end of the season as well?
One above all just means you are in top 500 at 7 pm EST. If she's not there then she loses that rank. You need a certain score to get top 500 which goes up cause more people are getting higher scores. Right now the bare minimum is 5018 score and Doki has until 4 am EST to end the season top 500.

>>93282505
NAUR

>>93282505
Kek...

>>93282550
>4 am EST
So that's... 12 hours and 45 minutes from now.

>>93283067
>>93282550
Doki if you are reading this, time to grab the power of Monster
Or Red Bull
or idk if it's available there, but Booster C the Tan/Yellow version aka good for the brain and not the red one
that saved my ass in exams and saved my ass in the grinds
>>93280928
i'll pretend i'll know what the Jokers and Numbers mean

>>93283196 (me)
just noticed that you go full drugs up the ass if you really need to when grinding
Is bacopa monnieri available there at your place?
ISTG it's deadass OP

https://x.com/GabiGangx/status/1877421514615627903

good morning goons
I see she's not top 500 anymore
poor doker...

>>93283864
gn goon

>>93283864
funnily enough she literally just made it back, though she'll probably have to win another to guarantee the finish

>>93284254
Oh wow, I checked when I made that post and she wasn't. Go doki!
I'm glad it let her keep One Above All

Man that looked like a rough night, you ok goons?
A tracker fag struck eh?
I hope she makes it, she really wants this and ofc all we want is for her to be happy

>>93281380
calm down laimu

>>93284472
It was someone excited about her 500 race who got accused by overly defensive weirdos for being the same as an old school tracker fag, so no

>>93284254
400 shouldn't be safe tho, maybe if she gets 200 now she can rest but who knows

It's once again snowing where I live, how's the weather where you're at, goon?

>>93284552
>hows the weather where you
re at
picrel

>>93284552
Still mainly Ice over here.

>>93284543
Oh I see it.
Bros, tracker fag cares about WHO she plays with. I think this actually was just a curious goon. Still don't push it to much that it goes off topic.
>>93284639
Me too! Still safe tho, although the looming ash clouds over my house isn't really nice to see

>>93284552
Wet, the snow is slowly but surely turning into slush and i hate it.
My socks are wet.

>>93284924
Funny because for me over here the Snow's turned into Ice, and you can't make one step without almost slipping...

>>93284552
No snow in sight over here.

>>93284552
I hate hot weather, please bring the windy one back...

>>93284552
Cold. no snow tho....

>>93282550
she's at 5029 and has been playing for the past 14ish hours...

>>93284254
She seems to have a decent stack, which might be enough to get her through. Really hoping she will.

>>93283196
>Monster or Red Bull
Reminder to use code Dokibird for your gamersupps goons!

>>93285382

>>93285382
More importantly, how do we make her into the driver she was always meant to be?

>>93283196
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hZSNOG0q80g

>>93285502
Dokistappen my GOAT

>>93284254
I'm getting emotionally invested in her success. If I knew anything about the ranking system, I'd try to calculate a safe cutoff score. But Doki might have done that already.

>>93284552
5c / 41f with slight rain. Average winter weather for here.

Fun fact: Doki has the 10th or 11th most playtime in the entire top 500 leaderboard

>>93285745
tryhardbird

>>93285745
Pure suffering.
She really deserves this one

>>93285745
Because everyone and their mother 4+-stacked from the beginning. It's a horrible system. Honestly, between the way bans are done, the way the ranking system works and the strange balancing for the tanks, this game seems to have massive issues right now.

>>93285888
Yeah, the game needs some rework on the upper end

>>93284552
I fucking hate rain. I'll probably move to Sweden next year

>>93284552
i need aircondition
in 5 fucking am
that's all you need to know ugh
>>93285382
>>93285638
kek
>>93285745
she really did tap into her Apex side
iirc wasn't this how she got #28 Apex Pred too initially?

>>93285745
>heals the thanos snap
>+20 rank roints
>misses the bus once
>-19 rank roints
game is bullshit

>>93286146
Yup, she did say she would disappear for months to just grind until she reached the top of the leaderboard

And i guess that's bump limit

>>93286357
Finally

>>93286357
good

>>93286357
No...

Who's got the next bake? Or shall I get it?

>>93287235
I'll get it!

what's the odds on stream being GoW'd for more MR grind, bros?

>>93287448
if you mean the stream turning into a Marvel stream? 0% because she doesn't want to get stream sniped

>>93287448
I have a feeling it would be MR but instead of Roblox on the side it's Balatro.
The Balatro frame is a rouse against the snipers

>>93287448
this >>93287495

>>93287608
She's not gonna do that because she wants to play balatro on youtube for the first time

>>93287448
Shes' a single win from being on the leaderboard again, 2 wins from securing a spot for the season end. I believe she can do it in the next 2 hours.

>>93288318
>2 wins from securing a spot for the season end
what is that based on? she was several wins up already and that wasn't enough

doki i know you're here it's not too late to hire a professional

>>93288574
KEK

>>93288516
hope I guess, 2 more wins would put her at top 300 which I hope is just enough to edge into the season end but who knows maybe she needs 3 more wins

imagine doki had an army of eternity goons to snipe others or sabotaged their games to lose rank roints

>>93288731
Sounds terrible because climbing that high is actual torture. Would be funny if real tho

>>93288811

>>93289274
>>93289274
>>93289274
Here is fresh bread

>>93288941
Kek

>>93289301
Ty baker

>>93289301
Thanks bread maker!

>>93289301
Thank you breadmaker

>>93289301
Thank you Breadmaker!~

>>93289441
mitabird!

o7