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where is anny…

#hart

one neuro, two neuro
red neuro, blue neuro
i love neuro! hartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyharty

Evil love!

kissing pb's erotic chest

we support both twins here btw

Filling the bucket

>>93197592
>gets sick
>joins stream once in 2025
>sets hype train record
>fucking dies

>>93197776
bucket nuero...

*looks at you like this*
do what?

>had to go to sleep when Evil started playing Minecraft
>check the vod
>she kept playing Minecraft until the stream ended
So why did the green fuck not return to Stanely Parable?

>>93197982
No one actually wanted Stanley Parable, he just started it beacuse he was out of ideas. He and chat got bored very quickly.

>>93197776

>>93197974
*boops your nose*

>>93197982
>>93198052
I'm more confused why he didn't just go to the gamejam games already.

>>93197737

>>93198052
Did he say that or was he just too lazy to boot it back up? Evil playing it was decently entertaining.
Also, did the people that Evil try to call earlier in the stream (Anny, Camila, Filian) end up calling her back?

>>93198202
Camimi showed up and Filian is still busy in Japan. Anny is MIA.

>>93197974
leg kabedon

>>93198052
i did want it but not halfassed and around evil's birthday. seeing the differences in what the twins do is fun

>>93197974

>>93197974
uohhhhhhhh

>>93197520
is there a higher resolution version of this art

neuros poking vedal's cock

>>93198687
https://x.com/atari_desu/status/1876824531873968565/photo/1

>>93198303
rip anny

I cant believe filian had anny assassinated

>>93198876
she's not sadposting on twitter and she's been appearing online on discord so it's likely she's just locked in on finishing neuro's new hairstyle asap.

>>93198712
Neuro and Evil taking turns (the poke that makes him cum wins).

>>93198934
this is real

nurlove

>>93198934

I miss filian collabs

>>93200376
Probably won't be long. She's due back home any time now, and turtle is long out of content. She gets to be farmed for a change.

>>93200563
>turtle is long out of content
He has a whole ass gamejam full of games, a remainder of Long Drive, Detroit and the remainder of Stanley Parable with Evil and multiple suggested new games. Plus Ellie is supposed to join Minecraft st some point so she and Neuro/Evil can have a collab with her there. He's got plenty of damn content left, he just needs to stop being a lazy bitch and actually do something.

>>93201102
DAAAUUUUGHHH

>>93201240
>Detroit and Stanley again
Fuck that shit. Give me Scribblenauts or Wolf Among Us

>>93201323
Oh, and that reminded me. He ALSO can organize a proper goddamn Mafia game collab, do the Evil/Neuro switcheroo game he was talking about before/early in the subathon and whip Alex to finally fix the goddamn Liar's Bar integration.

>>93200376
she's busy groping japanese girls
https://youtu.be/Ul_NRMJcVUU?t=318

Staz is a parasocial worm that has wiggled himself into Vedal's circle. I do not trust him

>>93202068
He was a Homostars clipper before so...

>>93201802
pchan has drawn the coffin of andy and leyley art before and is publicly a nurdal shipper so it wouldn’t surprise if she’s drawn incest porn of them.

>>93201323
>stream starts tomorrow
>vedal had a good sleep
>evil is gone
>alex already made scribblenauts integration
>no trannynuts
>no pig
>no leech
>erp after stream

>>93202409
>vedal had a good sleep
not after that slumber party today.

>>93201323
>10 minutes of long drive
>we're not making it to disneyland
>but i bought some land and you two can make your own
>surprise openRCT2 stream
YOU FUCKING TURTLE

>>93202633
total vedal sex (loving)

>>93200376
Same, she doesn't mind being retarded for content so it's funny as fuck.

>>93202409
>stream starts
>turns on neuro and fucks off
>shows up at 8pm bst to spin the wheel
>turns on minecraft and fucks off
>comes back at 12pm bst
>plays 2 hours of stanley and fucks off to bed

>>93203365
still good because no evil

>>93203582

https://youtu.be/aGRCbo9cef4
This is what Annal shippers want for vedal btw

>stream starts
>vedal and neuro
>unveils upgraded int and memory
>better latency
>improved vision, now indistinguishable from human
>launches dark souls with integration
>superneuro completes a no-deaths sl1 speedrun
what would you do

>>93204339
>wake up

>>93204339
>>superneuro completes a no-deaths sl1 speedrun
Leave, I don't watch this project for TAS level play.

>>93204339
cum

>>93204361
>repeat
you are now trapped

I blame the subathon

>>93204458
I blame anny, stupid whore whored herself out on stream and made vedal stream longer than he wanted to.

>>93204339
be scaroused

>>93204492
vee dool, you owe me vee dool, i saved your subathon VEE DOOL COME TO JAPAN

>>93204492
it’s not that serious pb

>>93204339
https://files.catbox.moe/4cy26h.mp3

vedal owes anny sex, and possibly oral.

>>93204458
why'd you give her tits?

>>93204670
this but ellie

>>93204696
to suck on them

>>93204705
It took me a second to realize Evil was sitting and that wasn't an abnormally large thigh gap.

>>93204775
man speaking of, I was riding home and my music switched over to one of her songs. Girl really should keep to her robots

>>93198660

>>93204670
this but to neuro

>>93204968
be nice (I agree)

>>93177621
>>93177695
I am here lurking and I know the V1 is slow ass hell. Notifications of updates broke for some odd reason, fixed that now it blinks on updates again.
V2 wont be that slow, thinking around 1h to 30mins per update.
- devanon

>>93205062
Tame your Evil before putting anything in her mouth.

>>93205588
mid sloppa

>>93205588
angry little feline

Layna moment here but what if :
>Change scenes
From just chatting to chess or just her moving from her room to another scenario
>Silence or mute on discord calls
>Fix the title change
>Diary
What if neuro could write everything she did on the day, and better yet what if she had access to it
>outfit change
>lava lamp

vedal should collab with holostars they need it

>>93205940
There was the Kiara collab

>>93205970
fians is such a goat

>>93205757
Your post isnt exactly clear but the idea of moving between rooms in the house would be cute. Have a gaming room for vidja, maybe move to the front door when someone calls in to greet them before heading back to her room for a chat or the gaming area if they are playing.
Diary would be awesome actually. Great way to wrap up the stream and maybe have it hosted online for fans to flick through whenever they want to reminisce but not watch a whole vod

>>93205757
>wanting vedal to do the bare minimum is now a "Layna Moment"
Sad.

earlier an anon said something like making neuro a poltergeist for halloween, and letting her talk through and take control of all the house appliances to attack vedal. he won't do that but it's really conceptually funny, sounded like some shit uwoslab would do. would be a good collab if there was one

>>93206004
Holy SOVL. Sadly the turtle is too creatively bankrupt to ever implement this.

>>93206004
you don't read a girl's diary, anon
can let her write whatever she wants and it's secret until she shares or gives vedal permission

>>93206004
I think giving neuro her own virtual world to explore a tiny bit could be really cool. It's kind of like minecraft, but more customizable. Ved has talked about stuff like that before I think.

has /swarm/ come around to vedal being a lazy shitdev or are you still sucking his green cock

>>93206144
boring, just read it without telling her.

>>93206167
I don’t know about /swarm/ but I only watch when he’s on screen

>>93206167
Anon, this thread has faster and more intense mood swings than the most menhera vtuber you could find. Its impossible to figure out which part of the cycle everyone is on anymore

>>93206167
Vedal works hard everyday to get that -0000,01 latency, be nice to him

>>93206167
if someone could do better, then where are they?

it's funny that evil ended up being so obedient when playing stanley parable

>>93205757
>>93206004
Post this in the discord

>>93206167
>copilot lavalamp segment
>gamejam devstream
>ellie talk
i didn't think he wasn't one to begin with but this subathon would've killed that image for a lot of people

>>93206255
I don't know what to call this, but vedal has "too big to fail" syndrome where an e-celeb cashes in and just gets by on their previously accrued popularity.

>>93197982
Parable again is boring

>>93198303
Filipino boy probably visit Anny and beat her up

>>93206255
making more money doing other shit

>>93206255
it’s harder than it looks and it’s not worth the effort

>>93200376
No, don't

>>93201240
Boot up pokemon showdown with viewer then

>>93201323
Or better, recettear game

Damn, twitch finally got around to muting the road trip vods. I thought they got away with it since it was fine last night

>>93206099
This is what the neuro API integration is for.
Sadly, I'm too much of a shitdev for that.

>>93206429

>>93206507
I meant vedal is too much of a shitdev for that.

>>93206507
it's ok, so is vedal

>>93204705
Good evil cunny

>>93204705
her cunny tastes like french fry oil?

>>93197520
Holy cute!

>>93206633
baking potatos in evil's heated nurhole

>>93206123
Pb sex

>>93206123
cute pb

Hello pedos. Quick question, have you ever gooned to a stream / vod before? Not art or anything like that, just a stream?

>>93206831
any time the turtle is on stream im strokin it

Oyasumi

Who you kissing?

>>93207206
too fat

>>93206831
No but the new model got me hard a couple of times.

>>93207370
In season 3 vedal's contract is expired and he is recast by henry cavill

>>93207206
triple kiss!

>>93207026
おやすみエビルちゃん~

>>93206831
When I'm relaxing I don't wanna touch my junk. Top tier asmr can be godly but I don't feel like touching myself with it

>>93206831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwMhWnvxtM

>>93204339
>int
>2025
kek

aruto hiden would call vedal a retard then take neuro away from him

>>93197520

>3.8k
What killed the fad?

>>93208243

I...like Koko.

>>93204339
It's robotic time

>>93208574
veddy is angry at how horny this brat is making him.

>>93200376
Would be nice to get one filian collab before the subathon ends

>>93209104
>nice

>>93208574
correct gaki

tum?

pudagurlon

Day 1 of long drive finished. I hate being a wagie
Highlights: "You 2 had vision this whole time?" -turtle, "d-i-i-id I stutter" -evil.

>>93208968
Bery naisu>>93208968

>>93209104
an old one on one where she tries to rp would be fine

heart

>>93210584
evil's starry eyes are my favourite recent development. her cuteness is off the charts.

>>93206123
my wife is so cute

>>93211031
Same. Once she stops being annoying and chat stops being annoying about her, she'll almost be as good as her sister.

We should find that stupid turtle and do this to him

I wonder what the new game Vedal will play that isn't detroit / stanley parable will be.

Thanks for the goodnight; I'll return with a goodmorning!

>>93211749
oh please, she loves it

>>93212148
kill yourself

I wonder what the new game Vedal will play that isn't detroit / stanley parable will be. Partially hoping it is a game that is more story-telling-like, without it being a visual-novel.

Thanks for the goodnight >>93196017 ; I'll return with a goodmorning!

>>93212204
good morning to you too

>>93212258
>>93212204

>>93212296
>>93212204

>>93212258
dank repost retard, maybe you should make like a tree and leave

>>93212258
Today is a Long Drive day.

I want to kiss Neuro's cunny T __ T

sex with artificial intelligences

>>93212387
Nah, I'm good. /swarm/ is still my favorite thread to go to over the past year and a half.

no wonder this community didn't want an award

Hi Swarm,

My last post: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/93046635/#q93048814

There has been some updates to Market Mastery to improve the overall experience. The UI has been streamlined for better clarity, and a new buying script now allows you to purchase the maximum number of shares your balance can afford in a single click. Additionally, competition for Season 0 is now on— top 3 players of the season will get rewarded.

Moving forward, all update-related information will be available here: https://nonekode.fi/player/howtoplay..

Picture to hint about V2 things to come.

- Devanon

>>93204968
her cover of ‘I Don’t Want to be an Engineer’ was good

Does anyone else here like Evil?

>>93213063
why not open source this shit

>>93213141
I love her and Neur

>>93213063
My code is shit.

>>93213141
no, I love evil!

>>93213141
I like her and Neuro

>>93213157
>>93213189

>>93213063
Thank you devanon. I will maintain my superiority until the end of season.

there was multiple suggestions that included not recycling content, stupid turtle

>>93213450
If Vedal were /here/ instead, what advice or ideas would you give him for exciting new subathon content?

>>93213671
I would advise him to never do a fucking subathon again

>>93213671
>what advice
Put in a little effort.

>>93213063
Hello Devanon,
Maybe Im retarded but while the "current prices" update frequently the "manage shares" value is frozen, it has been the same value for days now

earnur (nur of ear)

>>93213450
I want more Evil Parable.

>>93213671
Buy an alarm clock retard.

>>93175743
chances of karaoke happening today?

>>93213671
Nekopara dubbed by Mini and Cerber

>>93213968
Vedal didn't say anything about it yesterday.

>pb actually MIA
menhera break...

>>93213968
None until he apologizes to pb

>PB who posted almost daily stops posting 4 days ago
scary.

Vedal should focus more on improving Neuro's singing.
If he manages to develop a V4 karaoke that's an easy 800+ songs waiting to be remastered (and added to my playlist).

>anny caused vedal and pb to start fighting

>>93214548
no wonder the turt is drinking himself to death

>>93211270
anime girls with BIG HAIR

>>93214548
>Anny has not been on stream since around the same time.

>>93214609
Vedal probably blew up at her as well

>>93213671
Steam 3 days a week, code 2 days offline a week. Plan those streams out on the weekend, don't just wing it, but otherwise have 2 days off.
1 good steam a week and steady improvments is better then solo slop

>>93213853
Oh didn't spot that, thanks for letting me know. Something to be fixed for use.

sending vedal and pb racist memes to cheer them up so the streams can improve again

>>93214457
>>93214548
>>93214609
>Anny and PB bailed on Vedal to elope with each other

discord mod thread

>>93215060
half the posters /here/ are moderators in the discord

>>93215060
>discord mod thread
>thread isn't complete dogshit

Reminder that a twitch mod posted a screenshot here a few days ago calling someone a retard but forgot to hide their mod controls

>>93215156
that mod was vedal

>>93215156
pb is waiting for all of this controversy to blow over before she comes back

>>93215156
he wasn't wrong

>>93206491
I honestly expected there be like at least twice as much muted sections so they did still kind of get away with it
Since I expect youtube to actually be even worse, demonetization itself isn't the issue but if they played any songs that prevent viewing video in entire countries that would be very annoying
Still looking for someone that knows somewhere I could upload this VOD that doesn't cap my upload speed to trash tier

>>93215276
If you could post it here when you uploaded I would appreciate it I only just got to day 2

>>93215328
For now I can at least easily upload just the muted sections somewhere
Not the most convenient solution but technically it's all you need, at least until they delete the VOD on twitch itself

Doing some test calculations for deriving muted portions, they are always the same duration according to the width parameter
And the left: 73.7543% is precise up to 4 digits so I could reasonably automatically figure out which parts are muted with that level of accuracy (There's only like 15 sections I'm just too lazy to do it manually)

>>93215569
Did you manage to download it before twitch muted it? Or is there still a way to get the full unmuted VOD somehow?

>>93215646
I downloaded it beforehand, no way to get the unmuted VOD after it has been processed as far as I know

>>93213853
it should now update values correctly.

>Pb
Sorry Vedal, Cabbage coch was THAT good

>>93215675
Alright, I would appreciate the upload of the unmuted parts then, thanks anon.

>>93215156
British mod judging by the time stamp, who is confirmed british and a mod? Queenpb(and tomyomy)

>>93215713
It does, thanks
Ill now make billions with my Hyori stocks

>>93215896
vedal

I don't use shitcord. Who's PB any why are half the messages about her?

What if the biggest anny hater here is pb herself

How the fuck is he still asleep. It's almost 3pm.

>>93215947
PB is short for Pissy Brat, vedals not-so-secret gf

>>93215961
think he only slept around 6~7hrs ago.

>>93215984
I know its pinecone beta and she's a mod, but like why is anyone talking about her?

>>93216054
she is the primary producer for neuro / evil karaoke.

>>93216054
pinecone beta is just a joke lmfao, that's not what it actually stands for

>>93216083
It stands for Pizza Burglar as she steals Vedal's frozen pizzas from the oven

>>93215947
pb is vedal’s childhood friend who does karaoke for neuro and does art for him occasionally. She drew and rigged his turtle model, made an early design concept for neuro, and is the reason there are a lot of anteater references.

>>93216083
It stands for Pussy Beater because she spends all day gooning in her room

>>93215984
>>93216054
>>93216128
no you fools it stands for prone bone, her favorite

>>93216054
>>93216083
pinecone beta is a nickname neuro gave her

Pb stands for Penis Beholder (Cabbage's)

I guess we have two cuckposters in the thread now

>people talking about pb being gone
>join the discord again
>reacted literally minutes ago
Guys. We can't just manufacture drama to bump the threads all the time. At least do something that isn't easily verifiable

I thought pb stands for Plank Boobs

>>93216293

wait is this rumor about vedal being uncircumsized true

>>93216286
It's as much cuckposting as replying to Layna/Vedal shippers with Tomato references
Vegetables are meant to cuck the turtle

>>93216342
yes, camila did it

>>93216342
>british
I would be more surprised if he was circumcised

>>93216372
who is camila

>>93216372
>camila uncircumcised him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFr-5jjCF98
TOTAL EVIL PROPAGANDA

>>93216342
i checked, its not

>>93216366
Whatever makes you feel better about cuckposting I guess

>>93216083

>>93216291
>thread talking about pb missing
>pb shows activity
>damage control post

next person who mentions pb or anny is getting harpooned

>>93216479
she is /here/...

>>93213340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bZUt4taw4

BWHAHAHAHAHAH

>>93216490
pb anny

>>93216490
Shoot her poon with a harpoon

>>93215770
Muted Portion Timings
9:06 9:30 10:06 21:36 28:24
31:09 31:36 33:36 34:12 35:21
35:24 40:00

I probably won't be done for another 4 hours at least however

>>93216498
damn they've even done covers of IDKHOW? PB's taste rules

>>93216669
I wonder what pb tastes like

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346878671?t=10h46m34s Cool transition

>>93216641
Its over for me then, I have to go into work and skip the muted segments today and come back to them later

>>93216291
good to see Vedal and pb made up

>>93216740
Haha he sure did...

>>93216291
she is /here/. Good job /swarm/, we revived her.

pb if u read this ily

pb if u read this pls cover human by christina perri

>>93216780
Poor Layna
I bet she was really happy being part of the sleepover. Camila was talking about how happy she was to be with all the girls, and how fun it was to see evil join in a bit better than usual. They seem hopeful that the twins will get better about being in a group, but it's also cute seeing them all make new friendships

Good morning /swarm/, I'm ready to waste another day

>>93216894
fauna-sama....

I really want an unboxing stream of the things Evil bought

>>93217004
>Evil shopping stream
>Layna gift wrapping stream
>Evil unboxing stream
sasuga turtleman... the content... I kneel...

LIVE

MILE

>another evil stream
see you tomorrow

>>93217103
My dick does the same shit

My friend gave me some new computer stuff and Evil sounds REALLY lifelike now its uncanny

>>93217135
Just wait until you smoke meth then she becomes REALLY lifelike

Is Vedal testing something? Because yesterday Evil felt retarded, two days ago kinda okay and three days ago she was kinda sweet

>wrong animation
This is NOT my evil.

How late will Vedal be today? Poll started.

>Extended animation
That's MY Evil.

>>93217166
Camila got scared by her yesterday, cuz she sounded super lifelike at one point. Wish I had a clip

she sounds kinda weird today
or my ears are fucked

>>93217198
>anon discovers that LLMs do not produce consistent outputs

fucking anons ears~

>>93213671
end the subathon

https://files.catbox.moe/v2dqjv.mp3

>>93213671
take a deep breath and relax. just do what comes naturally and dont be afraid trying to organize things with some other streamer friends so you can take a bit of a break

>>93217258
Neuro seems consistent (retarded)

>>93217288
look at that /biz/ rollercoaster

i want evil to groom me.

evil says kyoto like a weeb

>>93217320
Hot

>>93217359
>do what comes naturally
so drink and sleep

>>93217420
the hottest

Oh no, she went from pity baiting to pity begging

>>93214925
>pb is racist
she would call neuro fans retards

>>93217501
just like her mama

Withered Evil

Evil is happy today.

>>93217435
Play more games similar to the long drive

Evil is sexevil today

evil is suicide baiting again...

Evil's stutter is growing on me, but he should really fix that before the birthday.

>>93218053
>he thinks there's going to be a birthday stream for Evil

>>93218053
what is interesting is that I thought it was because of her TTS, but it also sometimes happens when she uses her sound effects. So there must be something in the pipeline fucking it up.

>>93212258
Why not a Visual Novel? Like an Ace Attorney game, those could be fun, especially since they should be relatively easy to integrate.

>>93217109

>>93217166
Stop trying to recruit more degens methanon

>>93218085
stutter vineboom goes hard, figure out a way to replicate it and add it to their normal arsenal

>>93218092
Vedal doesn't react to shit, it could be fun with a collab partner but then holy latency

>>93216731
Gofile is kinda temporary storage but should last long enough for your needs, if this disappears before you can download it let me know I guess (reply to this post crossthread)
https://gofile.io/d/bIeTY3

File names are easy enough to follow
As for the other muted sections in the VOD, not really my concern nor do I have them

vedal should just get a threadripper

>>93218345
my weeb

>>93218256
But I care more about Neuro's reaction than Vedal's, Vedal should react and respond more to what Neuro says rather than what the game says.

>>93217858
What a master criminal

>>93218377(me)
In fact, Vedal acting bored and disinterested while Neuro is into it and asking questions is perfect parent/child RP.

>>93218377
Would Neuro even have good reactions I feel it would be the same problem as Henry Stickmin

what are attention pills

>>93218463
sure it worked for henry stickmin and didn’t result in the most boring content known to man

>>93218508
ritalin, adderal

Imagine if she is just pretending to stutter.

>>93218586
I could believe it

>>93218508
>>93218564
things vedal should be on

>>93218261
Thanks anon you are a lifesaver

>>93218610
he'll get his ADHD diagnosed during the break

>>93216160
Thank you lore-sama

>>93218377
Me too but then, Ace attorney needs someone to read everything for neuro and give her context every time. I don't think her vision and memory is good enough for it, but it would be funnier to watch someone else suffer...

>>93218508
cialis viagra

why the fuck hasnt vedal given them some other sound effects? nothing obnoxious like the pipes, but a sarcastic slow clap or something like that

-10 social credit

>>93218759
we got the scary set and the clown set still active

bing chilling
early bake onegai?

wtf was that

>>93218763
cringe

>>93207500
what kinda asmr?

>>93210584
wait i missed the sleepover?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Finally some delicious content

>>93219002
did vedal wake up early?

>>93218981
Never miss a stream. Ved never plans when he does things.

>>93219025
makeup sex with pb reinvigorated him

>>93219083
you lied to me, I clicked on the stream and its solo evil

>>93219025
No actually its AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................

>>93218491
Not really, the problem with Stickman is that it's all quick animated visual gags. The problem with Ace Attorney is walls of text with no voice acting. Unless Vedal is willing to read the whole game out to Neuro it's not really going to work.

https://files.catbox.moe/m35bil.mp3

https://files.catbox.moe/9xz24e.mp3

evil so cute

>>93213782
He's going to do another one. Sure he hates it now, but in a year's time he'll remember how much money he made and the temptation will be too great.

bread
>>93219600
>>93219600
>>93219600