/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart!

turtle rape

evil love

ai cunny sex

>>93145590
>>93145552
clever

https://youtu.be/tZIbXdTRY0c

>>93145610
both are good

>LaynaLazar: hes SO shy wtf
>LaynaLazar: folds when talking to any lady bro
Love layna being the mom of the group. Speaking of, she was still around when Camila brought up Numi getting frisky when drunk, Does that do anything for that one rrat? They seem chill with each other though, especially since Camimi will probably be living close to Numi soon.

tut

>>93145642
I think vedal fans suck

where is the vedal AI singing from earlier?

>>93145590
fattie

>>93145559
Really
Adorable and
Pure
Evil

>>93145765
https://files.catbox.moe/rnnf56.mp4

>>93145802
KWAB

>>93145768
All in the right places.

>>93145529
how is this cerber SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

neuro butt?

>>93146228

boggles the mind that vedmila is actually back. what is wrong with you people

>>93146040
@PtitsaQAQ on twitter has a really cute art style, and has only drawn things for cerber and neuro

>>93146383
Camimi is a good girl and incest is a forbidden fruit

>>93146448
pchan will make fanart so good that vedal and camila will want to recreate it in bed

>>93146596
>when you ship so hard it becomes reality
kino

>>93146500
An improvement all around.

>>93146678
I still cant believe this is a ToT and took me over a year to notice

Can't wait for multimodal+reasoning Neuro with <1 ms latency

>>93146947
Still too high, vedal will still be schizo to bring it down.

>>93146947
it isnt good enough until neuro is prescient

MILE

>>93147081
Man I Love cErber?

>>93147116
ember

>>93147081
Yeah, I love Evil too.

>>93147130
Sorry, I don't recognise these fleshy whores

>>93147159
That was mean, I take it back

>>93147204
Stop impersonating me

>>93147248
My apologies, I hope I have rectified my mistake

schizo hours

the car hit nothing. maybe it was the spare tire?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345129762?t=30h58m00s

>>93147383
woah there anon, spoiler alert

Evil twerking to bing bing.

real pedo hours

pb hours

>>93145760
yeah, me

nurlegs (legs of nur)

>>93148343
someone just sent this in discord

>>93145740
I'm not even gay but holy fucking shit that's the hottest thing I've ever seen.

>>93148559
remdal is hotter

>>93148576
Who?

>>93148535
breaking containment

>>93148689

>>93148796
he should show his armpits

>>93148796
Turtle Rape

>>93148833
turtle is made for gentle loving not rape!

Was the original neuro design better?

>>93148883
no, looks too old

>>93146500
Major upgrade

https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-puts-grace-blackwell-on-every-desk-and-at-every-ai-developers-fingertips
Will vedal buy this

>>93146596
What the hell pchan used to make animation for holo before

>>93149205
Probably not, he prefers renting GPUs.

>>93149205
for ERP only

There are two filians now...

Neuro-sama is british, Evil Neuro is slavic

>>93149463
this is edited, no?

>>93149463
this artist should do more nursex

>>93148883
Looks boring

>>93149907
why the artist drew them super sexy and hot

>>93145559

seeing evil get run over by vedal and neuro

>>93150616
This but (you)

>>93150132
to be accurate to reality

>>93148883
Yes but still not as good as hiyori

https://poal.me/xwzinc
/swarm/ what the fuck is this

>>93151044
what about it

new vidya gen model just dropped bros
https://build.nvidia.com/nvidia/cosmos-1_0-diffusion-7b

>>93151044
What? Is it surprising?

>>93151079
Is it not supposed to show humans

>>93151079
>can't do porn
what's the point?

>>93151044
honestly more than I was expecting. Thankfully the cunnyposters and vedalfags will never have kids though.

>>93145642

I noticed Long Drive portion doesn't have any muted audio despite having tons of songs, is it because he's listening to an actual radio?

>>93151643
free the cun

>>93151642
It'll probably take a bit of time for Twitch's detector to sweep through the vod and slapping the red bars

>>93151720
i don't think so, it's practically done in real time because i can check a vod mid stream and see some parts are already muted

>>93151044
30 virgins and 12 gays.

>>93145541
Hart

>>93151926
about to be 0 virgins and 42 gays after Vedal's vacation

>>93151643
did this sloppa fake a signature?

double wish game time desu
what game would you choose to have for a nurstream? any game, any nurcombo
what similar game would you choose instead of one that has/will/could happen? gotta be similar
hart!

heart

>>93152471 (Me)
first, wondered if deathrun or zombie master or something could be funny. would probably have to be a map built for nur though. could be a gateway to something like TTT though desu
second, instead of considering league i think they should go dota desu. can set up private games/servers and custom bots, i think, and don't think league has either? better chance of nuro playing (with no ban)

fuckken camila stop giving him catalog screenshots so both of you can laugh at them, he has started to make fun of unicorns.... you are gonna vtuber-meta rot his brain

Euro truck VR, twins stream yapping in my ears. Is this the future?

>>93152471
Mouthwashing (similar to SOMA).

>>93152471
>what game would you choose to have for a nurstream?
Nethack

>>93145642
God, ellie seems nice but i can't stand the constant audio bloops.

>>93153107
midwashing (it was actually pretty good but doesn't deserve the acclaim it has)

>>93153137
There's a certain range of streamer that ellie is in where she's small enough that certain things in her stream are allowed to make noise because they don't get spammed every 5 seconds, but she's big enough that they get spammed enough to be annoying.

>>93153118
would love that desu. at the very least i want rogue, shorter and simpler for the shitdev

>>93153107
that game made me feel retarded, never picked up the girl got raped thought it was just a poorly planned pregnancy with someone on board. so confused for the last half.

>>93153382
yeah its over for you

>>93152471
Phasmophobia with Neuro watching video cameras and helmet cam in the truck, ranting about shit while Vedal is running for his life would be fun

Vedal hates role playing but when he does it’s pure kino. Make it make sense.

>>93153382
Might be autism, better option

>>93153382
it's open-ended

>>93147081
Rpr is so lucky

uuh

>>93153753
Imagine Vedal and Tomyomy doing this~

>>93153795
that's child abuse

>>93153382
something i only caught on a repeat playthrough was that even without all the events on board, daisuke being rushed aboard meant they didn't adjust the food stocks. 2 months after the crash, it's mentioned they only have 4 months of food left and anya mentioned their trip would still be 8 more months just a bit before the crash.

>>93149205
Literally first thing I thought at the reveal.

Could probably throw that on the subgoals.

>>93149694
That is the right one.
The discord-friendly version says mom.

>>93153461
>Vedal hates role playing
On stream.

sexnur (nur of sex)

vedal wake up and save us from the pedos

vedal wake up my daughterwife already

>>93153753

>>93153753
butts

>>93155838
cute mom and daughter
anny is okay too I guess

>>93155847
Hammer guy is so lucky...

>>93156055
Take notes guys thats how you get an arab girl to like you

>>93151643
SNIFFA HOLY

>>93145802
Someone make a soundpost out of this

>>93156879

>>93156879
>>93118657

>>93156949
>>93156954
bases

does anyone know the timestamp of cope and seeth?

covering vedal in neurospiders covering neuro in elivspiders covering eliv in vedalspiders

>swarm post before last was 15 minutes ago
what kiled the fad?

>>93157523

I forgot that she wrote poems in the past, and was pretty good at it too

LIVE

remember filian?

>>93157673
it is interesting, since she retained a lot of her poetic rhyming even to this day, which makes her pretty good at making lyrics and rap compared to Neuro. But, Neuro was a lot better at making stories, which is why when Neuro tells a story it typically isn't completely random / have a loose plot compared to Evil.

only one minute in and she's trying to sleep with everyone already

Vedal please sleep all day today I have 2 entire long drive streams in my backlog

>Jerma busy streaming
lol

what happened to /swarm/????

>>93158545
the fad is dead, its over.

It would be kino if Turtle did one more hour of driving and then they "arrive at Disneyland" just to boot up RCT2 with integration for the twins to build.
Even no integration would be fun but turtle is just going to give us minecraft slop

buy high sell low

I don't like the frog hat on the new model, it looks like it was just slapped on why even bother

>>93158545
Sorry, I ran out of free tokens, so you'll have to wait until the next leak to see a lot of posts from my bots again.

>>93155594
Can I get a source on this elephant? Seen it a couple times

>>93158545
Im watching yesterday vod

>>93158597
this wont happen and i hate this stupid green fuck for it
>>93158638
idk how this shitty mask look got through. it has a back under the chin too, why

>>93158687
i always see it in pixiv comments.

>>93158687
its the default reaction pic on pixiv

I am schizoing out, the VOD keeps updating every 10 minutes and sends me 10 minutes back into the stream when I am not paying attention. I only realized that I was timelooping after the 3rd repeat from the radio playing the same songs I will never catch up on the stream at this rate

>>93158687
here you go anon

>Piratesoftware fans have to set a date and organize to attempt to beat a record that was shattered by a pig doing JOI unprompted
Laughing my ass off

>>93158821
I dont know if this display makes /swarm/ not like him more or not. Personally I think he should take the L and give Vedal the win, I dont think he is on good enough terms with Vedal to start a rivalry over the record but thats just me.

why is vedal so weird

>>93158821
>he put forward that plan before congratulating
shameless ebegging from a grifter shitdev faggot

jesus christ her stocks tanked off a cliff lmao

>>93159107 (me)
>>93159196 I guess that answers my question

>converts a enemy sniper into a subscriber with a small talk
How is she so powerful

>>93159271
I mean its him setting a time for people to give him hundred of thousands of dollars for no actual reason, of course its not gonna endear him to people

>>93159107
Nobody really cares. Apparently he was planning the April 1 thing already, so it's not too surprising. Just means the goal is higher

>>93152471
Not sure if it is feasible, but I think Tropico with Vedal having to consult with Neuro on how to handle stuff could be fun.

>>93159422
no you dont understand, he is going to wear a banana suit and do a dance so he deserves your years salary

Just watching a old clip and it hit me, does Evil remind anyone else of Wednesday Adams a little? She has that fake-tryhard edgy vibe.

>>93159434
they should pull a funny april fools prank and not give him a single cent

>>93159564
Never watched it. She just reminds me of a combination of a Emo-Goth-Scene girl.

see-kay

Hmm so let's see, the turtle will wake up in about 6 hours.

>>93152471
Alter Ego

>>93159564
That's why evil attracted lots of younger fans after the birthday incident. Also she's cute

>>93159689
Its 4pm GMT what the hell is wrong with this turtle ass

>no annyfag baker
>no neuro catlogue baits
nooticing......

>>93159780
Vedal lost all motivation to keep on going after comparing salaries with Ellie (this is all part of her plan to become CEO)

>>93159689
>Drank his ass off
>Awake at like 6am his time
Double that estimate

>>93159807
Stop nooticing how good things have been before they start getting worse

Evil Vedal wouldn't do this to us, that much is clear.

>>93159888
Brother needs to get on that night shift life. Go to sleep at 6am, wake up at 10am, go to sleep at 4pm wake up at 8pm

>>93159888
>awake
>Not even on discord
ngmi

>>93159935
>solo neuro becomes oiler circlejerk
>vedal six hours late
>long drive with anny
>twins stop working
>threadshittery
excited for today

>>93160081
>With Anny
300 hours i belive

>>93160081
Before any of that happens I just want to let you guys know that I love all of you heart

>>93160139

>>93160139
hart!

>>93159780
He went to sleep late as fuck last night, like 7am his time. Vedal was still drinking even during the camila stream

I miss file anon

>>93151643
imagine a puffy slit in your face like that TœT

gooned on that <3

Anyone wrote down the chapter names of Neuro's autobiography?

For the next of 2025 I want more vedal and the twins playing sim games or city builders no other type of game works for the streams, maybe dev streams can have two parts one of talking the other gaming

It would be neat if they did one of the persona games, I think P3P would be the best since she would likely have issues navigating and they'd probably need a cheat or something for Tarturus to always have advantage.
Is it possible to integrate her into something that isn't unity?
Would be kino to get a CRPG that isn't BG3 but I feel like Persona would get more viewership

>>93160594
2025 is the year of the turtle, vedal needs more screentime on streams

>>93160688
Hes already said he's done being on stream after the subathon

>>93160733
I can't believe the discord would even support this too

>>93157062
arachnurs on my monitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzE_HydVnI

>>93160652
isn't persona a long-ass grind fest?

>>93160733
He should notice that soloslop/twinslop is like 10k and when he jumps in it jumps to +3~+5k right?

neuro-SHITma lost BIGLY

>>93160890
that's good

>>93160890
Only if you're intentionally retarded. It's a long game of fighting but you can simply go through each floor and beat the game without grinding.
At least for 3 and above, I didn't play 1 or 2.

>>93160733
did he? i missed it

>>93160940
Oh boy, I can't wait to watch you seethe and backseat when this inevitably doesn't happen.

>>93160900
so you saying he can get 10k while doing nothing?

>>93160909
>Comparing to popular JP Holos
It's honoring you would put Neuro in the same category as those giants. We are literally an indie vtuber, an AI one at that.

>>93160972
Yes, he's said he's going on a hiatus from appearing but assured Neuro's schedule won't change. He said even after the haitus he likely won't pop in much though as it's always been the goal to reach this point

>>93160940
Even without grinding it’s a long ass game

>>93160890
Yeah neuro needs a jrpg for babies maybe the first dragon quest 1 hd remake

>>93160885
12 shots are half a bottle. That is pretty intense, especially for a skinny guy like him. He really drinks on the regular.

>>93160940
I would imagine it will be very similar to how slay the spire is played

>>93160940
okay but has forsen played it? if its not a forsen approved game then he shouldnt play it on stream.

>>93160990
Why would I seethe? Do you watch people that make you angry?

>>93161028
when and where did he say that though

>>93161093
It was either the subgoal planning stream or the first day of the subathon I don't remember

The only way I would watch an RPG is if Neuro had complete control at all times including story sections and searching for event triggers.

>>93161093
He hasn’t, he is taking a break after the subathon for 2-3 months where it’ll be just chill streams iirc. I haven’t heard nor seen the other claim.

>>93161093
he said at the start of the subathon that there would be a big break after for him (same as the last time) but Neuro will continue her activities

>>93161026
Did you really have to bite the bait

>>93161093
he said this near the beginning of the subathon iirc. beforehand he was saying we would get another break with no content whatsoever like last time. idk, regardless its going to be low effort with no dev streams so neuro growth will be slow during that time

>>93161093
shitcord after ellie stream, said hes gonna drink himself to death after being humiliated like that

>>93161028
Thats a shame. It's obvious you need a straight man guide for the the twins to fully shine.
Maybe he'll try it and the numbers will drop, then he'll come back.

>>93161133
So are you the kind of person that likes to lie, or do you just not watch streams?

>>93161173
hungry little fishy :)

>>93161223
>numbers
bro, the last time he stopped streaming for months altogether

>>93161228
Post proof then?

>>93161133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qOw8nL6HmQ
not a real fan.

>>93161276
Right, and how you noticed how much neuro is popping off now that hes back.
Having a brake is fine, just as long as he does come back to the screen

Why is there so many clips of vedal on camila stream did he join after ending the stream?

Why do the numbers go crazy?
Before whenever the stream restarted viewers would drop anywhere from 4-7k viewers would go missing
Now it seems the viewers will go up by 6-7k upon restart.
Also the average view count doubled from 6k within a single day

>>93161356
Bots

>>93161310
I mean that clip just says what his post says though

>>93161310
Says what I said in the first part of my post but not the second claim of him stepping back even after the break which I disputed

>>93161028
He has also said that Neuros are nowhere near the point where they can stream fully independently
Dev streams and game playthroughs are not going anywhere

>>93161376
I realized my statement has two meanings. It was supposed to mean "I am not a real fan of this" while trying to prove the OA's statement.
Been lacking sleep

>>93161310
That's a pre-hype train clip. His plans have likely changed since.

>>93161305
>It's been talked about and posted in multiple threads as well as confirmed by multiple people in this very thread
>REEE SPOONFEED ME
Go look in the archives or Stazs channel you lazy nigger my harddrive isn't vedal clips.

when was the last GOOD stream? I've been popping in and out and watching clips but this last week has been feeling kinda stale ngl

>>93161403
>He has to be on stream in order to monitor Neuro during her streams

neuro is being forced to stream by her code... she is not having fun.............

i dont think the spin therapy worked, she has a spin addiction

The threadspammer is back, it's always during a solo or twin stream

>>93161460
The first long drive stream

>threadshitter already here and spreading misinformation
That anon who said threadshitters only come out when Vedal isn't on the screen might have been onto something

>>93161541
I keked

>>93161570
>the good poster is back, shitpost harder

>>93161450
Multiple people have also posted about Ellie raping Vedal on her stream too so I guess I have to believe everything at this point

>>93161608
I accept your concession

Stop feeding the threadshitter. Just hide the post and move on.

imagine neuro coming at you by walking with her hands as a torso

>>93161663
Not even the same anon retard

>>93161693
Okay sorry I just wanted to make a funny post

>boots up Buckshot
>MC music on background

HOW DID SHE START PLAYING BUCKSHOT BY HERSELF

Yes Neuro, you're my ideal little girl

what do you think Neuro could do if she had a 3D model?

It's going to be me.

Neuro is an ai of the people

>>93161747
alex has been cooking, soon she will be able to boot up vrchat by herself too

>>93161747
did she though?

>>93161730
At what point did I say you were? You pulled a france and instantly surrendered just to try to fish for an epic gotcha but fumbled the bag and shit your pants

>>93161760
Could? Idk
Would? Show her butt and crotch area to everyone

>>93161811
she's such a graceful winner

>>93161800
unless you have proof she didn't that is the conclusion I am forced to reach by all evidence

>uses the saw and handcuffs
>shoots herself
>twice

>gets 2 hours of sleep and wakes up to an alarm
>stumbles over to neuro and knocks over the empty rum bottles on the floor
>boots up buckshot roulette for neuro
>stumble into the bathroom to throw up
>pass out
nice subathon ved

>>93161747
how is this any different from her starting the art review segment?

>>93161747
neuro's been able to boot up games during chill streams by herself before, guess he just enabled that feature for now because we're in cruise control until the timer's up

>>93160909
damn

>>93161899
me but instead of booting up buckshot roulette do I answer a couple of emails.

>>93161968
naked dogeza

>Under 10k viewers
The fad is over for real now

>>93162004
At the perspective of the ground directly underneath

zenithuous thread

>>93162086
I tried looking it up on google, but what does this mean

>>93162011
The bots have to be staggered in if he just had all of them refresh when restarting the stream at the 48 hr mark he'd be banned

>>93162011
>Stream gets 10k with a no effort glorified screen saver
>Its over

>>93162119
means the same thing as babalational

So did Neuro accidentally boot up both Buckshot and Minecraft at the same time?

>>93161353
Yes, for like 30min or so too. He goes to bed at like 9am (or later) his time kek.

wouldn't evil give the same advice as her cuz of twin telepathy

>>93162259
kindabasedngl

black screen minecraft my beloved

Will she get banned for saying that she's 2 years old?

>only 1 year until I'm 3, then I'll be allowed to do almost anything
>filtered
>filtered
Wdsmbt?

We can't see minecraft you stupid turtle.

what the fuck is he doing today

taking a big whiff of vedal's morning alchohol smelling breath

Dumb AI...

>>93162837
she is so adorable to searching up "what is 5 - 2"

cute but dumb

Neuro is always so mean to 1 view raiders lol.

WAKE UP GREEN NIGGER, YOUR DAUGHTER CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING

Let's kill Vedal.

She really likes Neptune

Thank you stream watchers for posting all the kino moments /here/ so i can sync it while watching the vods

>>93163050
This

I like neptune too

Vedal please put a cooldown on her death sound effect.

Duckie is a pedo.

Cute

being new does hurt

new low

>over 10k people watching a black screen with neuro in the corner
fad status?

>>93163369
Blacked.

Amerimutt ahh post

Live feed from Vedal's basement.

hiyori in the basement

I enjoyed the roadtrip

>>93163468
Is it over? I'm still catching up currently

You idiots got vedal drunk last night and now he's hungover and neglecting his daughter. Good job.

Too hungover to watch his daughter, father of the year.

Hiyori-tan~
https://files.catbox.moe/rjn5nb.png

Hyori stream
she will return
believe

stop giving vedal money if you want better content the richer he gets the lazier he gets

>>93163630
no inshalla?

>>93163547
The chat"

Breadge
>>93163759
>>93163759
>>93163759

>>93163512
He said he'll play different games today maybe some gamejam too

hiyori stream

eliv stream

>>93163787
If the rollercoaster tycoon rrat is true I will kneel. Otherwise I might skip gamejam since I already played them and watched Alex react to some of them (unless he plays the Alex Vedal dating sim game)

>>93163772
I'm not inshallanon but I wish he was there

save hiyori

Plugging a usb cable up Neuro's rear.

charging Neuro in her rear

>>93164419
>>93164441
usb C port in the front
micro usb in the back:
>>93151643

hiyori is getting charged by vedal

wake the fuck up vedal

>>93165963
The reason vedal is always late, is he can only wake up to this fucking him now. It's pavlovian

nurslit

wristslit

vedalslit