/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I have suspicions that Gura is actually /here/. That post in /uuu/ was 100% her

Cucked thread

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>93087417
Care to elaborate?

>>93087460
samen

>>93087591
>>92504628

>>93087767
*rapes*

>>93087721
Huh, neat
Hi there Gura, how you liking the threads lately

>>93087649
I still maintain that Gura added the prayer pose to this shot as a nod to samenposters

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>93087938
I belieb

Gura is sedated

Bustin' makes me feel good

>>93088149
Belieberbud my beloved

I was browsing my Gura reaction folder and I JUST noticed that the pen she's holding here is a trident

>>93088447
Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin'

Day 97! Give it up for day 97!

>>93089155
Lol did you somehow miss Fauna's graduation and collab?

I think some our in jokes are a bit too esoteric for outsiders. Good.

Gura lies dead but dreaming in her cyclopean slumber chamber awaiting the stars to align.

Goombus
Grombus
Gooba
Goob
Gooby
Goomba
Grungus
G
Garbanzo
George
Gargoyla
Gouda
Goobert

>>93089219
I like when the dinogura and gawr fight

>>93089279
Repent hereticbud

Baguraette honhonhon

So what's the verdict on doors as subsets of a building?

Goob morning flesh sacks

>>93088149
B E L I E B

I finally fixed a hardware issue with my laptop chumbies

>>93090043
Glad to hear it chumbie. Is it no longer crashing?

new mingkozus just dropped

>>93090262
Ye. The M2 seems to finally be maintaining proper pin connectivity for more than an hour at a time or so. I'm happy.
How's your day going buds?

>>93090616
I’m actually going to bed soon. I’m watching a video on the iron age to get comfy and sleepy

>>93090665
Sounds cozy. Goobnight, sleep tight.

>>93090525
I like it

>>93090616
i recently installed one of those for the first time, kinda funky

Stream tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

I remember the good old days when chumbies here would have a feeling she was going to post a schedule any moment now, and sometimes they got it spot on. That feels like yesterday, but that was 4 fucking years ago. Holy shit.

I love the shork. I love da Gooba.

Gurass

>>93091945
SNIFFFFF

>>93087721
What does "on gst" mean? I feel dumb, but I don't get it.

>>93091945
>>93091952
Do you have 4chan pro or whatever it's calleed?

>>93092006
It's called a 4chan pass, dummy. And I can't imagine posting without it, so anybody who doesn't have one is soing themselves a disservice. Though I am NTA

My mom says Gura sounds fat

>>93091994
Gura Standard Time. Fauna Standard Time was a common term Saplings use.

>>93092243
No one will buy 4chan pro no matter how much you advertise it, Janny

There's a beautiful red cardinal that's been perching right outside my window
I think it's trying to tell me that the birdfeeder is empty
I wanna take a picture but it's impossible to get one without a reflection

>>93092275
No captchas and having a shorter cooldown is such a huge quality of life improvement, it's legitimately difficult to downgrade.

>>93092282
Shoot it, stuff it, then place it on the feeder again, then photograph it, pro strat

>>93091111
>Quads of truth
I hope you've had no issues chumbie. I have a strange system that does the connection in an odd way, so hopefully you should be fine?

>>93092247
She definitely sounds heavier than a few years ago.

Another nightshift another dollar

>>93092274
Ah, right. I remember GST being used a few times now to refer to usual stream time.

>still online

>>93092247
>>93092533
How exactly? I'm always confused exactly what people mean when they say someone "sounds fat". And to me Gura sounds the same as she has the past 2 years or so

>>93092706
I’ve found that the fatter the person is, the more nasally their voice gets.

>>93092533
Bleeding-heart retards might call this "toxic", but ironic architect-posting aside, I honestly wish I could put her on a diet and exercise regimen. I sure as fuck know better than to expect her to go on one herself.
Few things are more depressing to me than beautiful white women letting their health and beauty go to ruin, and Gura's natural beauty is genuinely peak. I'll love her regardless, but the thought that she's letting herself go still makes me sad. FUCK.

For King and Cunny!

>>93092813
*country

>>93092706
I'm the second anon. It's not a science, and I could be wrong as mic stuff could always be a factor. But the heavier you get, the more your voice starts to have a certain amount of reverb to it and it sounds deeper. While that's most obvious is extremely morbidly obese people and no holo has anywhere near that level of reverb, you can hear tiny bits of it in chubby holos like Mori, Polka, or Okayu. As for Gura, it's more about comparing what she sounded like a few years ago compared to now. If her voice was always like this, then I would never be the wiser. But since I have material to compare it to, it has the signs of it.

>>93089191
That's not a stream on her channel, retarded newfag.

>>93092752
Ah, that makes sense. In that case Ina must be huge. lol. But she has some sort of condition that makes nasally, I believe. And Gura didn't sound nasally to me.
>>93092780
I really don't think she is. She might be a tiny bit heavier from eating cookies and other holiday food, but considering how often she has trouble finishing her food or loses her appetite due to nerves and such, I really don't think her actually becoming fat is something to worry about.

We finally have some believers

goob morning
i love gura

>>93092845
Joke's on you, I am a Cunnydian patriot

>>93092845
Kuni in japanese means country TuT

>>93092876
Yeah you're probably right. I hope I'm just being paranoid. I've just seen this happen so many times to so many otherwise marriagable women (usually concurrent with being ideologized by society and universities) and it makes my blood run cold.
Beauty is precious and sacred, and it must be protected.

>>93093870
Even if she might be getting fat, due to how women's fat distribution is different compared to men, it won't make her neck bigger because women's bodies prioritize getting rounder in "other" areas such as the chest and the buttocks. The neck is one of the last areas that gets fat priority.

I hope this is her right now

I know for a fact that Gura is fatter than me and i fell through the floorboard of my porch a couple of weeks ago

>>93094134
Proof? Also, fix your weak floors. I wish I had your people's motivation to make things up. I am just thinking about the books I could publish.

I hope gura plays KCD2

>>93094331
Hopefully she will be just as high as she was during KCD

>>93094042
You don't mean to imply the neck getting fat is the only place that would affect her voice, surely? I'm positive that body mass in other areas also affects vocal acoustics. Or do you just mean that's the only thing that would make her voice more nasally, specifically?
Also
>the chest and buttocks
So you're telling me we're getting booba Gura? Huh, neat

>>93094331
Truly the spiritual successor to Oblivion

>>93094402
I'd imagine because voice is primarily produced in the neck area that the amount of vibration would affect how it comes out. You'd have to be reaaaaally fat to start getting a fat neck. I think "fat" for Gura is just being a normal weighted girl due to how small and underweight she usually is. And since she's naturally flat chested, I don't think she'll have more than just a slight bump on her booba. Think about going from AAA cup to AA, she'll still be mostly flat due to how underdeveloped and small she is

welp, i'm back to work today
have a good day choombies

Didn't we have enough schizo hypotheticals yesterday?

>>93094758
Good luck m8

There was so much snow during the night that the company told us not to bother to come in for work so now i can keep an eye on you guys all day

>>93094974
same desu, all the schools are closed

I used to work healthcare so we had to come in no matter what
Driving my old bondo civic through blizzards out in the boonies where they don't clear the roads... scary but honestly kinda nostalgic for it
My boss slept in her car the one night because there was no way she would have made it home

I never understood how people shave their cunny with all it's intricate details and all

Goob morning retards

>>93096422
Fuck off, i'm not in the mood to babysit you 2 days in a row

>>93096283
Gura doesn't need to shave. She's got thousands of years before she needs to.

>>93095929
Chumbuds don't actually want to wife that... right?

>>93096559

>>93096283
it's not harder than shaving balls

>>93095929
I am intrigued
More

>>93096635
If a guy shaves his balls it will reveal a vagina underneath

>>93096635
I wax my nuggets

Back too eep.

this is my favorite place for thought-provoking discussions

https://www.youtube.com/watch/4Ngw9cbd2oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch/4Ngw9cbd2oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch/4Ngw9cbd2oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch/4Ngw9cbd2oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch/4Ngw9cbd2oY

>>93096283
If you have to shave it, is it even a cunny?

>>93095929
I've been staring at this for a while now

>>93095578

>>93097307
Imagine planting your heel straight into its solar plexus and watching the body rag doll a couple feet.

>>93097307
And no gooming? Are you impotent?

>>93090525
sex
>>93095612
cute

>>93097709

https://x.com/mrcanary3/status/1876207082594332954

>>93095929
Woul

Can AI transform this picture-set into moving images too?

Goob morning.

>>93097709
Gura underestimates her physical strength constantly and hitting her would be a very bad idea. If high caliber bullets cant even faze her you are more likely to break your leg hitting an absolute monster adapted to acitvity at the bottom of the ocean like Gura

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1876120620934865317

>>93098430
stealth sex is so hot

Imagine Gura trapped on a boat for a year with 100 male chumbies and no internet access

>>93098451
yes!

>>93098021
Yes
Would you like to see this one moving?

>>93098476
She would eat all of them then swim away once the food supply dried up

>>93098803
Yeah, i think it would be pretty swell to see her wiggle her butt ;)

>>93098021
ask the ai thread

>>93098070
Yo yo hey man, wus good my g

>>93099457
No, i don't want the general public to goom to Gura

>>93099561
the general public already has goomed to her

>>93099561
Gura wants that.

>>93098476
Chumbies would split into 3 groups. Ones that would want to sexually bully Gura, others that want to protect her, and the independent chumbies hell bent on slaying everyone and keeping Gura for themselves.

>>93099708
i will be in the last group
i will be the last of the last group
i am the last chumbud; the only one

>>93098410
Flicking Gura in the forehead would send her flying and she'd crash through several sky scrapers like Ichigo during his fight with Ulquiorra.

>>93099838
why that particular image anon
have you been watching bleach again or something
its as much a throwback reference as shakespeare

>>93100111
bleahc is a classic dont hshame him

I want to use this thing as a masturbatory tool T u T

does anyone here have any tips for separating large ground beef packs for freezing. I'm putting roughly 1 pound into a freezer bag and going over it with a roller pin but it takes a while to do all of them.

Sex with a fembud.

>>93102721
Gura is a fembud

>>93102721
Those exist?

>>93089303
no u

>>93102844
Do you have your head under a rock? There are many fembuds.

>>93102844
We had bag fembud but everyone here made her run away and that is putting it in a nice way.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>93102994
There are fembuds stealth posting here.

>>93100111
I don't know. I've been thinking about bleach lately for some reason, even though I haven't watched it in like a decade. I really liked the soul society and los noches arcs.

>>93102994
Yeah, "fem"bud

fembud (male(female(male)))
fembud (female(male))
fembud (male)

I'm a fembud, at heart
Did you guys also tuck your cock and balls between your legs and pretended to be a lady?

>>93103648
You are lisping to much bud

Gura cute

>>93098430
>>93098451
Theres really nothing hotter than seeing Gura having sex with other men

>>93104605
Those men? Me

>>93104605
all of those men are me

>>93104605
yeah, me

gegeegee neeed some new material

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>93104605
What about the same thing but it's Biboo instead?

>>93105236
I only care about Gura, sorry...

>>93104981
I have a steak ready to go for later. Cant wait to eat it

>>93104981
I got work overnight tonight (Not the usual overnightbud though) but im free until the end of the week after that

>>93104981
First day of work after the Holidays. Will probably play some games when I'm back home

>>93104981
idk what to do yet, so I'm just gonna play some Isaac

>>93104981
I'm gonna eat something and then shovel snow out of my driveway. At least I don't have to go to work today.

>>93104981
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93108002
Why is this guy always playing wc3 customs?

>>93108857
why not

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content, and I want impregnate her.

I knocked her up

I just want to chase Gura down and rape her TuT

>>93110000
checked

Imagine slamming Gura on the table and absolutely annihilating her anus with your cock using only her tears as a lubricant while she's screaming and sobbing and begging you to at least pull out so she doesn't get pregnant

>>93110074

>>93107838

>>93110750
This is just depressing now

Imagine gently placing Gura on the table and absolutely make love her anus with your cock using only love as a lubricant while she's moaning and breathing heavily and begging you to not pull out so she gets pregnant

>>93110255
>>93110943
someone skipped biology class

>>93111042
Yeah, gura

>>93110904
Such is life.

MY wife

>>93089155
Can't wait for 100 :3

MY Gurandma.

>>93111589

>>93094688
It's so funny when people go on about how small and underweight she is because if you look at any of her IRL pictures she's chunky as fuck

>>93111832
Nothing wrong with fucking a chunk every once in a while.

>>93111942
is Gura a slampig?

MY Gurandma.

>>93111832
>>93111942
>>93112045
>he doesn't know
watch streams

>>93111832
Doesn't she have an eating disorder or something? That kind of shit accompanied by eating something really unhealthy for the morning like something too sour or spicy would destroy your stomach and make your weight fluctuate like a swing.

>>93112275
I do, this bitch talks about food 50% of the time.

>>93112466
Never talked to an American?

>>93111832
Only in the really old pictures

Speaking of food, my steak is ready to be cooked in 5 hours chumbies. My mouth is watering

Chumbies I'm drinking coffee again. This is what happens when I have to quit beer for a while

I wonder how she's doing now.

>>93112906
I got a kettle for christmas for making coffee.

>>93113059
Probably being a little whore

>>93113166
Hey...I don't see any panties...

>>93113166
Nyo

>>93112698
are you smoking it or something?

Gura can do the splits.

>>93113511
I'm doing OMAD

>>93113539
its true, i seen'd it

>>93102854
WRETCHED APOSTATE

>>93113539
I don't think she can anymore. You lose flexibility quick if you don't keep training it.

>>93102994
She reappeared a few days ago, actually. She says she just wasn't posting updates because she took a break from the bag project.

>>93113299
https://files.catbox.moe/ps1aw9.png

>>93113539
Look at her. She not only looks and acts like a child, she moves like one too...
I find it hard to believe she's an adult.

>>93104981
I just ate some cimininmon rolls

>>93113592
oh I was asking why it's ready in 5 hours

>>93113983
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY UOOOOOOOWWWWWGHHHHHHHHH

>>93104981
I am on the nightshift
>>93106357
Glad to hear you're joining me bud. When choccybud comes around we shall partake in the gift of choccy drink together.

>>93112906
I hope you don't develop a caffeine addiction bud

>>93114084
Least horny chumbud

Gura can sing.

>>93104981
Just got home after spending half the day traveling from my parents'. Gonna catch up on some Holo holiday event clips, maybe watch an episode of Columbo, then go to sleep. First day of work tomorrow...

>>93087767
Rubrubrub

>>93084150
Another reminder that they are just to piss you off.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

Keep coping.

>>93116145
base THEY ARE

>>93116145
Hello theyarebud, I just wanted to verify that you saw me accepting your truce and reconciliation offer. We must present a united front against the cuckposter heretics. Sorry for being mean, we cool <3

>>93118190
Hell yeah I saw your truce. We cool. Together we will make sure the Cuckposters never touch this board ever again.

why does she hate us SO much bros?

https://litter.catbox.moe/g1hr8i.png

>doesn't stream
>doesn't tweet
>makes millions
what a life

>>93118774
You forgot the part where she's married to me.

>>93118456
Based
Total cuckposter DEATH

>>93118530
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>93118530
CUNNY
>CUNNY
CUNNY
>CUNNY
CUNNY
>CUNNY
CUNNY
>CUNNY
CUNNY

>>93118819
Look at that little bop, she's so fucking CUTE I can't STAND it bros

>>93118774
Take it up with Cover or YouTube if you think people that don't produce content should have membership disabled. They are the ones enabling this.

>>93119239
You could also try to get people to leave membership en masse.

>>93119352
It would actually be easier to get everyone to read the Bible

is it true she made so much money off of the taco bell nacho fries that she never had to work again? what a deal

>>93119692
The Bible would condemn Gura's behavior the past few years.

>>93119866
Thats okay. God forgives

god forgives, but I don't. sorry goomba, I can't keep giving you money

>>93120011
Chumbie here. I'll love Gura twice as much for you anon. Chumbies have each other's backs

>>93119836
No. It's mostly from fans giving her passive income from membership.
>>93120011
This is the right idea. Don't keep rewarding her bad behavior with passive income.

2 more hours until steak time

>>93120865
How many more hours until Gura time?

>>93120968
I dunno but the steak is going to fill my tumtum up

>>93121061
That's good at least. Have a good dinner steakbud.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>93120775

>>93121435
Gura is a fembud

>>93119692
Based, how goes your progress on Samuel?

45 year old man saying tumtum

>>93120011
Seventy times seven, heretic
>>93119961
With the caveat that grace only comes through true repentance bearing fruit, yes. Do not make peace with sin, chumbies!

>>93122193
2 Samuel feels a bit drier than the first part of Samuel. I'm only 8 chapters in though

>>93122408
Based, I shall cheer on your progress from here bud

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125985119

I'm watching videos on marching music in Total War

>>93118774
Does anyone genuinely think Gura passively makes "millions"? Without even those big sponsorships like sushiro or the aquarium, I doubt her income is big. The merch cuts in general tend to be shit

>>93125949
with taco bell nacho fries, she got a % of all taco bell revenue from every location

>>93125949
dino gura was probably her peak income.
Aside from some figures she doesn't shop a lot. Unless she secretly bought real estate then her computer, microphone, and cat are her most expensive physical assets. Her family is capable of making sure she has good financial planning and that counts for a lot.

Wife soon?

gooba could be playing bloodborne right now but nooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>93127068
Gura should play armored core for answer instead

>>93126373
Anon that's an embarrasign statement

>>93127068
Gura could be drawing.

>>93126510
I would hope she bought a house near her parents so she could enjoy a pleasant life.

>>93127068
Gura could actually be streaming right now but people just had the keep enabling her laziness.

>>93127068
she's playing with my pp instead T u T

Are we all creepy perverts?

Graduate, you worthless fucking whore.

>>93129035
ye

Its time to cook up my steak chumbies

KORE WA

Off, once again, to the nightshift

I need to sniff the shark butt...

>>93129728
Enjoy your steak chumbie

>>93125949
She makes multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars per year from memberships alone. Are you retarded?

>>93130191
Proof?

>>93130429
she has AT LEAST 5500 members. now do the math

>>93127068
She's with the person/prople she cares about right now. Why would she stream for a loser like you?

Day 1578! Give it up for day 1578!

>>93130429
10k members is roughly 10,000 * 5 * 12 * 0.35 = 210,000.
And that is just memberships. That doesn't include adsense or merch income or sponaorship deals.
She's a multimillionaire and you are a cuck.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>93130493
(((5500 * 5 * 12) - 30%) - 50%) - 25% = 86625

gura makes billions of pesos a year

>>93130788
nice unconfirmed numbers

Hey, what happened to that retarded cuck that said Gura was streaming at gst today? Looks like someone else wanted to hang out with her instead.

Gura makes people lose gallons a day.

>>93130493
That's less than 10k a month after youtube and cover take their split, and that's before taxes.

>>93130896
>Do the math
>Uses verified numbers
>NICE UNINFORMED NUMBERS
ogay

>>93130788
>>93130934
She has way more than 5500 members. That number is based on likes and usually less than 20% of people like posts.
When Fauna's membership VODs were made public, they had 5 times as many views as likes.

And you have no idea how many only buy membership when there's a stream.

how many likes does her most recent members stream have

>>93131183
5195

>>93130730
*She's a multimillionaire and YOU are a bitter and seething about being a poor, mudhut dwelling cuckposter from AIDSistan.

So she's really just going to mimic last year huh? Wait until February to "come back" and stream for a bit, ditch during the summer and come back to stream a bit during the fall. Nah she's fucking gone this year, its over

>>93131104
1) I responded to the tard that thought 5000 members would equal to "hundreds of thousands of dollars a year", which it doesn't
2) View vs like ratio is a shit metric, says nothing since people also watch the VOD, or new members watching old VODs (same active membership count but new members inflate old numbers)
etc etc etc

Yes, Gura earns a shit ton of money but it is way less than people think because retards can't do simple match, doesn't understand YT and Cover splits & definitely have never filed a tax form in their entire life

>>93131351
Uh oh, melty!
Throwing a tantrum isn't going to make her stream or get her to stop hanging out with whomever she's with tonight, little guy.

>>93131556
I don't think she's coming back anytime soon. The next time we hear from her will be related to her project or fes.

It arrived. Its bigger than I expected.

>>93131605
you are obsessed and mentally ill

>>93131578
No. You are literally retarded. Beyond anything else we know she makes millions based on the remuneration information presented in Cover's shareholder information.
You have no fucking clue how much even small streamers and youtubers make. One of the tiny niji en shitters leaked her dashboard and she was making 10s of thousands per month and she had less than a twentieth of Gura's numbers. You are a dunning-kruger tier retard when it comes to this and it is you who can't do math.

>>93131750
Holy shit that's a lot of burring, who the fuck made it and who the fuck had 0 QC?

>>93131674
Is she actually working on another project lol, let me guess her yearly MV? I can't believe chumbuds think its ok for her to be like this just because she does 1 yearly project

>>93131987
Aren't you tired of this shit? "ooh you chumbuds accept this"
What's there to accept, I have no vote

I just woke up

>>93131929
1) I clearly said she makes a shit ton of money so "YoU hAvE No CluE BUddY, She EArn a ToN of money" stupid post isn't gonna work since i already said it myself you fucking mega tard

Do you even read posts or are you really THAT fucking retarded?

>>93131605
>M-m-m-MELTY
Contain your tears and come up with something original, please. Or keep deflecting and proving me right about what a jealous thirdworld ape you are. Won't change the dismal reality of your existence either way.

>>93132086
you could stop replying to the tourist though

she makes mucho dinero
let's just end it at that

>>93131750
Cute merch

>>93131966
Its from the ipass collab they did last year.

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

>>93132564
Ipassed on that alright

>>93131605
I hope she graduates and comes back as HER so cuckposters like you can commit mass suicide like you should've done 2 years ago when Gura showed up at Ame's place for her bday.

>>93131605
>>93131929
>>93131987
>>93132086
Antis will never be able to cope with the fact the their oshi can't compete while Gura doesen't even try.

>>93132797
Oh, so you are the anon that hasn't figured out airtravel yet, even though people informed you about it the other day

Sometimes i feel like there is just 4-6 people here and you all have 10 bullet points that you constantly rehash

>>93133121
This.

I think I ate too much steak because I feel sick

>>93132797
Don't you feel pathetic spending all of your time stalking people you don't know on the internet just to fuel your cuck fetish?

>>93129967
Just got back from eating, goob luck bud

>>93133261
hope you manage to keep it in your stomach, would be a tragic waste of steak

>>93133549
Chewing some gum and drinking water right now

Being a chumbud is the most worthless, cucked existence possible. It's incredible to me how none of you seem to realize how much she hates her fans. Like how do you actually listen to her say shit like "you're my home" while she doesn't even try to spend time with you or bother to even say shit like happy new year. You have zero perspective on how much of a despicable lying whore she is and have convinced yourself that she doesn't do anything all day when she isn't streaming instead of the shit that every other young wealthy woman her age does.

>>93133503
tenks

>>93133121
>>93133258
First of all, holy samefag. Second of all. Remember when you retards went "He didn't play Rust for 5 days, that means he flew to her house for her bday" and then you got btfo'd by the fact that he actually did play Rust ON her birthday? Keep saying "h-h-h-he f-flew to her house!", you have no proof of that whatsoever and you never will have proof of that.
>>93133445
Anon, I'm the one arguing against the Cuckposter.

>>93133767
He did not play on her birthday. The graph didn't lie.

>>93133915
He played for 4 hours on her birthday.

>>93133767
>>93133612

>>93133982
No he did not. The activity graph was posted that week and is still available in the archive, you clown.

>>93133612
Shoot yourself in the head anytime, loser.

>>93133767
Keep coping. All of their disappearances last year and in 2023 lined up with each other. There wasn't a single time she went to Japan that times and hours didn't change and resume when she got back. That says more than anything else.

>still making shit up about le trans Atlantic cock bullshit.
Imagine being so mindbroken over a fucking discord friend pre hololive.

>>93133261
I ate too many cinininamon rolls and now they’re all gone

>>93134648
I know that feeling chumbie

>>93124208
>>93124259
>>93124316

>>93134913
T u T

I have literally no idea what the doxxfags are arguing about

>>93134293
>Still spamming the same talking points without any proof
Anyways, here's actual proof of a relationship beyond "trust me bro": https://files.catbox.moe/44ezzs.mov

>>93135051
I think they're gossiping about a boy they both like

>>93135051
You should start hiding those guys chumbie. Some people come here to argue

>>93135233
>people

>>93135177
>((("proof")))

>>93135051
Best I can guess is there's some streamer that they have a fantasy of Gura fucking so they stalk his twitch or something.

>>93135233
That's a good idea chumbie

I’ve been sleeping for the past 3 days and I’m still eepy

>>93135387
I wish I could do this, my back would kill me

>>93135387
Goob morning comabud

>>93135276
More than whatever the fuck your disease riddled mind can come up with.

The fats from the meat is making feel funky

>>93135443
I sleep on my belly and side. Maybe that’s why my back doesn’t get achy

>>93135574
they're good fat though

>>93135429
Bread, milk, custard, and... a cookie...?

>>93135622
True. My body isn't used to eating so much in one sitting I think

>>93135574
>tongues ur belly button

>>93135276
>H-H-H-HE WAS OFFLINE FOR ENTIRE DAYS EVERY DAY SHE DIDN'T STREAM! T-T-TRUST ME!
>HE S-S-SPENT HUNDREDS O-OF DOLLERS ON A 10-13 HOUR LONG FLIGHT TO HER P-PLACE JUST SO HE C-COULD SPEND 5 DAYS THERE AND THEN FLY R-RIGHT BACK TO HIS COUNTRY
>G-G-GURA B-BROKE HER NDA TO TELL HIM THE EXACT DATE S-SHE WOULD BE FLYING TO J-JAPAN SO HE COULD GO THERE TOO AND THEN SHE CONTINUED TO B-BREAK HER NDA SO SHE COULD TELL HIM HER EXACT DAILY SCHEDULE SO THEY COULD P-PLAN THEIR DATES AROUND IT
>HE ALSO T-TOOK A 10 HOUR F-FLIGHT TO TAIPEI JUST TO SPEND A W-W-WEEK THERE AND SH-SHE CONTINUED TO B-BREAK HER NDA TO TELL HIM TH-THIS INFORMATION SO THEY COULD S-S-SPEND T-TIME TOGETHER

I hate sleep. I'm too comfy in the morning and don't get out of bed until like 10am.

>>93136020

New bread doko?

>>93136020
I like sleep because I don't have to be conscious for a at least 5 hours(I kinda miss the days when I could sleep 10+ hours, but I was also severely depressed at the time), but I rarely feel rested when I wake up

bread

>>93136112
Hello to you too, tourist

pɐǝɹq

>>93136112
what, too soon. be considerate of the 2hus

I bred Gura!

I heard the dino are going to take this one

>>93136173
>>93136234
breadbud my beloved

>>93136290
C’mere you

Good to see this place is as shitty as usual. Schizo rambling, threadshitters, cuckposting,... it's like they never ever left