/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Damn, amy looks like THAT

Hag sex

I miss my wife...

tenmaballs

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I love Shiina!

which phase girl is the most pickme

I've gotten at least 6 kids (aged 11-13, one 15 year old) to become Phase fans on the high school RP server I play on in Roblox. I usually start by showing them Pippa (my oshi) meme compilations or Jerry's autism streams, they eat it up. They really love Shiina, too.
I still talk to most of them on Discord and they're even bigger fans than me since they can just watch streams all day. It's cute how excited they get for big events.

>>93068280

>>93068346
Jerry!

>>93068321
I want to make Hime cum

>>93068346
Jelly

>>93068346
you

So are we picking Shiina ITT?

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

>>93068356
Ok so this is a worrying post for a multitude of reasons.

>>93068397
picking on

>>93068397
Yeah

HEY CHNYAAAAT

wait we pick Shiina now? I thought we picked Jelly?

This what an actual pick-me looks like FYI

>>93068397
I pick Yuu

>>93068356
i don’t get the joke

CRISPY NIGGA

>>93068493
Mii?

>>93068356
Why are you grooming little kids on roblox?

>>93068397
Shiina is like my 15th choice after
Jelly
Lumi
Nasa
Pico
Eimi
Muyu
Yuu
Dizzy
Saya
Pippa
Panko
Runie
Saya

>>93068485
This is just a normal woman? A good one, even.

>>93068532
not Mii, Yuu!

I miss Anonymous and his druggie rave

>>93068562
>A good one, even.
lol
lmao even

>>93068485
Which talent would femdom me

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 41

>>93068615
My mom Erina

>>93068615
Pippa

>>93068575
he went to see Hina's dad

Phasers are the best livers.

>>93068565
Aii!

>>93068155
bounce that ass

do we like eimi here?

>>93068615
Femdom isn't real, no women are dominant

Period connect

>>93068397
I pick Erina

>>93068356
You are doing nothing wrong byt your account of events. You are doing something good, even. But still... I cannot help but to feel a vague sense of unease.

>>93068615
Nasa

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>93068676
chinese women are

Pico doxx (safe)

>>93068664
You're looking for this one.

>>93068155

>>93068677
Syncing periods

>>93068677
>synchronized
impressive

>>93068356
I don't understand how there are kids at some of these vtuber cons like Pippa is not kid friendly at all what the fuck is wrong with you
Do they just let them watch pre approved clips or something?

>>93068785
>>93068788
they're laughing right now

>>93068356
Congrats anon this is probably the most disgusting shit I've seen posted in this thread in months, and that's saying a lot.

>>93068768
nuh un

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです
I also love Lumi very much but don't tell her

Eimi Doxx (not safe)

>>93068728
I trusted

>>93068677
Definitely synced periods.

>>93068677
Eww, gross

>>93068615
Clara, Erina, Pico, Loki, Runie (cause you suck at sex), Muyu (for the domination loss), Panko, Ember, Nasa, and Lia (get her raging)

>>93068677
Clara just shit herself again and is embarrassed

>>93068842
How do I architect a woman like this?

>>93068356
Do not try to fuck the kids

>>93068842
Here is the real dox

>>93068615
Honestly I'd let Runie dom me

>>93068846

>>93068677

>>93068935
How the fuck did bro have so many nuts in his mouth

ive seen a couple of the girls trying twitch lately, do you guys think they are preparing to expand to twitch and is it probably cause the new invaders are twitch related?

>>93068677
This is why I like men

>>93068906
Well given that both the mammoth and the mastodont is now extinct your best bet would be to keep a woman on a steady diet of seal and walrus blubber.

>>93068677
this is why i love woman

>>93068992
Ask fagham

>>93068900
Pico is the only liver i couldnt top

>>93068973
Can't decide if I need to rape or put a gun in my mouth

>>93068997
No Shiina is just on Twitch because Youtube has a hateboner for guns

>>93068997
They're using Twitch to escape Youtube's bullshit.

>>93068906
Marry an African Bantu woman.
They are built like ogres and have eaten half of Africa’s ethnic groups into extinction.

>>93068485
>100% submissive
Oh yeah? Explain this

>>93068973
I like these type of streams, they always make me feel like I'm one of the girls, like a part of them, accepted/validated

>and remember chat
>nothing ever happens
files.catbox.moe/fjmhnc.mp4

>>93069143
Is that even Lumi?

>>93069179
you can tell by the buns

>>93069179
it is
and this is rie

>>93069155
Trannyknight...

>>93069155
Faggot I’m going to lynch you

>>93069143
This but Runie and im brown

>>93068356
I really hope you're a woman. Still creepy, but around 90% less so.

Speaking of periods, apparently many women have a deep desire to get eaten out while bleeding. I have no idea why they find the idea so appealing but it's very widespread and a kind of ultimate desire on their part. Me? As a guy, I want to taste breastmilk but I'm unsure if we can get a girl to produce randomly without pregnancy. Lactating fully flat loli chests could even be some sort of immortality elixir.

Also platypus milk. The platypus excretes milk as well and I wonder if anyone has ever tried it.

>>93068724
Maybe to Chinese men but not foreign men

>>93069155
rope

>>93069179
Looks like some generic Light novel art to me.

>>93068677
group sex connect

catch

>>93068677
Sorry, I just kept forgetting the condom.

>>93069279
pippa...

>>93069250

>>93068973
Which one of the talents was it?

>>93069268
this is the type of swarthoid who got the simp trampstamp.

>>93069286
Whatcha got there? hmmmmn

>>93069343

>>93069155

Iori is an ALBINO WENDEERGO

>>93068935
So if I throw a hamster against a wall, will it explode into peanuts? That's insane

>>93069343
Catch this ejection from the ship.

Shiina's tiny non crushing claw

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>93068356
LUMI STOP GROOMING!

>>93069425
Crab breeding with shiina, choking her with my crushing claw

do NOT repost this
you are not allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART RAPE

Jelly is a disgusting pickme whore

any of you guys watching charls' stream

>>93069002
So you hang out in vtuber boards to scope out all the beta males?

>>93069529
Yeah, i pick her

>>93069478
Vtubers have ruined me. I never wanted to choke a girl during sex until I listened to them talking about it all the time.

One time on twitter, shiina said that she can appreciate when a girl is attractive but that she feels nothing looking at them. She only feels that tingle when looking at men. Then lumi responded and agreed. I don't understand what women see in men. I can't even comprehend how they don't care about women. I think about that every once in a while.

>>93069529
I pick

>>93069086
Rape your mouth

>>93069566
You never see a hot dude and acknowledge hes hot without creaming you pants?

>>93069542
Holy, this is the Ideal woman.
Which phase talent is this? likely a soft mommy like Loki or a tradwife like Eimi

>>93069566
We expected as much from you, you filthy animal

>>93069599
https://files.catbox.moe/qttj8u.jpg

>>93069622
read the filename

>>93069596
You offering?

idk if its been posted yet but Pippa collab at 7 or 8 pst

>>93069566
You see anon, women like men, and men like women

>>93069654
oh....
>the one phase talent i cannot watch due to anxiety

>>93069566
Romance as a concept is predicated on babymaking. Of course there are outliers and misfires and such but that's the basis of it.
If not, relationships would just consist of how much you considered someone a friend.

Pillowdear is an honorary phase invader

>>93069542
>>93069622
Sexma

>>93069649
No panties up ass, I sleep

>>93069700
>consist of how much

>>93069622
that's not Eimi's. she showed her results on the members only guerilla stream where she's playing the guitar

>>93069622
>Loki
>soft mommy
retard

Ever had a dream so real that it frightened you upon awakening? I was married to Dizzy, and it was horrifying.

>>93069622
The ideal woman was already posted >>93068485

>>93069729
Hot

>>93068973
Eeeeeeeeww, that's so gross!

>>93069798
NTAB Describe sex with Loki-sama

Daily reminder all women are submissive for the right man.

>>93069828
Fuck outta here unless you’ve got sexy wedgies

>>93069810
ok pippa is definitely the worst choice for a wife, i dont think any other talent could do worse

>>93069164
Sad and kind of true.
Why are you all still sitting around waiting for autistic girls to entertain you?

>>93068356
Autism in action

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>93069673
He/you asked which one, I said the former.

>>93068676
Women will do anything for money
>Oh you want that diamond necklace? Well you're gonna have to fuck my ass

>>93069566
That's because you're not gay

>>93069974

>>93069566
Their appreciation of beautiful women is the same/very similar thing you and me feel when seeing an exceptionally beautiful man with a developed physique, muscles and all. It's aesthetic appreciation and instinctual understanding that a lot of effort went into becoming and being that kind of person on top of inherent genetic fitness. In my mind I equate that feeling with the feeling of seeing a tank, aeroplane or other impressive piece of war machinery.

The "What do women see in men" question is something that kinda sabotaged me way back when I was a teen and even in my early twenties. The answer is simple - we cannot see ourselves and other men the way women do, and women don't see and cannot see themselves as we do. Consider feet. A girl can never understand why a guy can like her feet. In essence, don't be concerned with the question. To answer the question you'd have to be a woman and vice versa, even if the question can be answered. The answer can be felt, but not elaborated upon to any satisfying degree because you'd have to encompass the whole of human experience to answer it.

>>93069567
All women like that. Even your mother and grandmother.

>>93069792
Imagine Jelly (moon) scissoring with Jelly (jerry)

>>93069974
This seems like a lot more work than just being a fag

>>93069697
Absurd

>>93069974

>>93069974
Lumi can own a strap-on, but she's only allowed to use it on Jelly and Dizzy. My bunghole is exit only, thank you.

>>93069761
Yes, consist of how much. I was talking about attraction as individual dimensions, friendship or romance. Graphs. Number lines. It's not rocket science coon boy.

>>93069974

>>93069810
Bullshit

>>93069974
Me on the left

>>93069974

>>93069810
>be in relationship with oshi
>love and cherish her
>have to rape her in order to have sex
>that isn't love
>Want to have children
wat do?

>>93070107
yeah
i don't think anyone really believes pippa is dominant, especially after that brief spiel she went on about how she'd say sorry if someone pushed her over

>>93070198
Drugs to make her horny

>>93070198
>>have to rape her in order to have sex
She is literally made for /pcg/ rape posters

i don't have any more from other talents if they did them

>>93070290
Who is yuri?

>>93070201
Nah, she's the type that turns into a sadist when she manages to get the upper hand but is otherwise a pussy. Deranged femcel archetype

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1876073609795678443

>>93070325
The sniveling vizier

>>93070324
Phase friend Yuri Gagarin, first man in space

>>93069810
Pippa thinking she can be the dominant in any relationship is kinda cute

>>93068973
it was pippa. she has no ass and actual boobs, she's a liar.

phase girl for this feel?

>>93070374
>4 person noise collab
>2 hours past normal time
>No Pippov
lol no, I'm going to bed. Nini pcg

>>93070461

>>93070502
im a girl

>>93070461
Pippa has boobs fuck off

>>93070534
grim

>>93070546
prove it pippa. you know what to do

Guess my oshi

>>93070546
Today's color?

>>93070325
Pippa would have a bunch of naked men locked into a basement and all their food would be laced with powerful aphrodisiacs, and after three or so months of mutual rape and sodomy she'd have each of them locked up in chastity. The dosages would then be increased, but no sexual release would be possible, only spontaneous ejaculations via grinding or prostate massages. This would continue for another month or two after which she'd personally castrate them and take their balls to make the finest bread spread there is. It would rejuvenate her.

>>93070385

>>93070515
and 80% of the noise will be from FatHina being physically incapable of not using her fat voice

>>93070597
Why is your oshi gay?

Shiina should clean guns with Eber one day

>>93070597
Anon's mom?

>>93070598
meant for >>93070534

>>93070546
yeah, flat boobs and that's a good thing

>>93070597
Eimi

>>93070597
Lumi

>>93070534
Show bobs and vagene

>>93070502
Eimi

>>93070656
Yeah, mine
If you know what I mean

>>93070546
post it

>>93070534
go live eimi

>>93070762
is a gun that shoots blanks really a gun tho

>>93070802
I drop more loads than a cargo plane nigga

I hate you pippa

>>93070870
Nice cock

>>93068356
There are guys in Jelly's chat saying their kids watch her with them so I don't think it's so bad. But I wouldn't want my kids watching lewd content from the other girls.

>>93070859
shut up pippa

>>93070859
I love you Pippa (blue)

>>93070928
Imagine being a 12 year old getting your sexual awakening from Loki

>>93070859
no reason to be mean now

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is #1 PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>93071008
Imagine Ultra Super Genius Detective Yuu investigating your dick when youre a young boy just hitting puberty.

>>93071008
Ngmi, not quite as stimulating as Sex Kitten Sim Date

Pippa love

>no Hag-Ching!! today

Dizzy: I have this habit of putting cute things in my mouth so I can suck on them

>>93071183
I believe her

>>93071091
God, I wish.
Yuu is so sexy. Loki tries overtly to be but Yuu does it so effortlessly.

>>93071183
I trust

>>93071185
I'm cute.

>>93071197
its cause she's a silly giggly dork.

>>93068485
normal women are pick me's now lol lmao touch grass

The feds got Shiina

>>93071183
I've got some cookies to sell you

Kirsche's fat ass killed the stream

>>93071185
Yeah, not me

>>93071174
>My name is not important

If I drew another half-bird ecchi, uploaded it, no one would take it well right? None of my 7 followers? I should just keep drawing my Phase oshi right
I was also going to upload a cool half-goat thing but they're all going to think I'm a freak or furry or something ahahaha
I'm not a furry btw

>>93068356
>>93070928
I could only ever fathom showing Phase to a baby who doesn't understand anything they're saying. Even then, I'd still filter for just moments the PC girls were being cute. And even even then, I bot sure exposing my kid to hyperactive, super colorful anime women on the internet is a good idea. I feel like that would just fry their brains.

>>93071318

What should i do to stop attracting faggot men /pcg/?

>>93071386
It would only mess them up socially. This won't matter after arranged marriages are back inshallah.

>>93071462
If we knew the answer to that this would be a very different thread.

>>93068615
Tenma, because women from around there are the head of the house, end of story.

>>93068155
>>93068778
NOW (Literally right now)
Amanogawa Shiina (23:00UTC | LIVE | Cleaning Benelli Nova - Handcam)
https://www.twitch.tv/amanogawashiina

SOON
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 2h15m | 100k Celebration + Model Update)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix-DCiVYTb4
Pipkin Pippa (04:00UTC | 2h15m | Collab)
Idk, here probably https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu or here https://www.twitch.tv/marimari_en

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (13:00UTC | 11h15m | Go!! (Kanji game))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjNutL51Vqo

Notes:
>Airi may guerrilla today
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/h7qdwc.jpg & merch https://arcanecafe.com/shop/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Panko, Erina, Airi, Jelly, Saya, Hina, Eimi, Loki, Clara, Pico & Yuu

>>93071386
Introducing minors to vtubers is retarded unless it's like clips or tiktoks or whatever. Vtubers, unlike other adjacent hobbies are very community focused past surface level engagement, and vtuber communities are like 99.99% adult.

Is uploading a video gonna be OK or does Youtube only have autism fits over live streams of guns?

>>93068973
I'm gonna say it was...Dizzy

>>93071673
there are plenty of gun youtubers so idk probs fine

>>93069366
Dizzy

>>93071656
the only "vtuber" that qualifies as kid-friendly would be someone like cookieswirl

How many of the phase girls do you think has ever queefed on stream?

>>93071372
Post Oshi right now and be judged furnigger

>>93071913
Yuu queefing on stream right into my face!

>>93071913
Pippa

>>93068356
wtf

>>93069164
I thought the implication of "nothing ever happens" is the conspiratorial idea of something can't just "happen", it has to have all been (ironically) a planned conspiracy. That it's a rejection of the idea that the people in charge don't have any better idea of what's going on than we do which admittedly is a lot scarier than the idea that it's been planned because it means the whole system is filled with people who just kinda lucked their way into it.

>>93071074

would you date pippa

>>93072135
Why do you keep asking?

Your oshi is getting older. Shes rapidly reaching childless old woman status.

>>93072135
I'm taken by Jelly, sorry

>>93072180
it's a bot

>>93069164
>nothing ever happens
Tell that to Grigori

Jelly soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agIIYB1aF0c

>>93072135
I would gaslight Pippa into thinking I'm a pullout king then intentionally cum inside her.

>>93072307
She has not posted her BGM all day, im gonna scold her

Worry the bottle Mamma, it's grapefruit wine
Kick off your high heel sneakers, it's party time
The girls don't seem to care what's on
As long as they play till dawn
Nothin' but blues and Elvis
And somebody else's favorite song

God I wish Shiina would cock my shotgun (and by shotgun I mean my erect penis)

>>93072307
>soon
>26 hours
When is "a long time" for you?

lumi hasn't been doing her sc2 reps and when she fights filian she's going to get embarrassed in front of thousands of people and her title of queen of /vst/ is going to be stripped from her

I had a dream where I called Pippa ugly and she started seething and crying

>>93072375
I wish Shiina would shotgun my cock like a beer and then crush it against her forehead

>>93072375
can i see your shotgun?

>>93072396
Did you fuck her afterwards

>>93072330
You'd have a better chance at impregnation if you sneakily poked holes in the condoms over multiple sessions

>>93072433
This post glows like a glow nigger

>>93071943
I dare not taint my oshi's name and you wouldn't be able to find me anyways

>>93072488
>sneakily
No, it bust be openly intentional.
She will know the exact moment i impregnate her and i wont let her squirm away

>>93072433
l'll show it to you later ;)

>>93072488
This doesn't work. I mean, it WORKS, but at the same time she's gonna notice after attempt 1. It's going to be pretty damn obvious a condom is leaky if you've ever seen what they're like when filled with cum.

Say I just noticed that Erina looks a lot like Azuma Fubuki from Mato no Slave

>>93072433

>>93072668
I was online and laughed with everyone when that image happened but I really need to look into it one of these days. Looking back, I genuinely think it's too stupid to be real

Pippa is a whore

>>93072859
Yeah, mine

My life is just pure bitter hatred. There is no redemption. I'll just watch these girls until I spill brains.

slow day today

Pump guns are so satisfying to use

>>93073033
it's a sunday, it's usually like this

>>93073033
I know, isn't it beautiful?

>>93073139
I LOVE PIPPA!

Someone needs to make sure that Memory cleans her room.

>>93073170
Me too

>>93072488
>>93072330
The best chance is to just eat her out until she cums multiple times and is too lost in her orgasms to think maybe you sticking it in raw isn't the best idea.

Shiina's boobs make butter lol

>>93073174
This picture is going to make me clean out my balls.

Much better

>>93073253

Jamming inside of Shiina!

>>93072759
retard

sup nerds

Cum

[Shiina News} New sensation sweeping the nation: Tacticute outfits

>>93072759
That was real. I was there that day. Frightful.

Why do men watch Shiina

>>93073319

Shiina wants this as a matching outfit with Ember

>>93073420
her tiny hands make me horny

>>93073406
in my mouth

>shiina is so weak she can't even rack it smoothly
hot

>>93073420
She's cute and funny

>>93073420
She has hobbies and usually acts like a normal woman. I like women.

>>93073502
>Shiina
>funny

>>93073615
>I like women.
wow gay

>>93071168
Airi today!

>>93073636
Yeah

What is it with women and corset patterns?

>>93073615
If you like women so much why didn't you marry one?

>>93073683

pippa should post her tf2 loadout

dead hours...

>>93073715
>Why do women like beautiful things?

>>93073728

why is Lumi such an add whore I haven't gotten one from Shiina's stream

>>93073812

>>93073670
>>93073728
What is it about my response that makes you so uncomfortable?

>>93073812
imagine pippa recording her asmr video and being disgusted the entire time

>>93073834
Female post

>>93073895
but knowing she's very much into it

Anyone else going to /pcg/ is just looping of the same topics everyday?

>>93073873
Isn't she an actual twitch partner?
I think they make you run a certain number ads if you want to get paid

>>93073895
>I want pippa to look at me like this

>>93073873
She lives an expensive lifestyle

People being afraid of guns is weird to me

I hate POE jelly should find some retarded puzzle game to get obsessed with instead

>>93073946
Is this a question or a statement?

>>93073785
>fag
>pure
lia what

>>93074011
shiina literally said she was afraid of guns not too long ago and now we have her cleaning a gun on stream

>>93073946
like what? give me a list

>>93074059
god you're dumb

>>93074059
Retard or bait?

>>93074021
Rude? That's gonna be a haunting for you faggot

>>93074051
yeah a pure faggot, just like many of the posters here

>watching Nyana
>most of the chat doesn't know who filthy frank is

>>93074169
fucking how

>>93074171
sleepy's big breasts

do any of you fine men have Rare phase connect pornography?

That was fun, I wish the girls could do more gun streams. I wanna see how Dizzy handles it

>>93074212

>>93073934
nta
but there is no one on that i can see

>>93074266
>canadians
>guns
retard

>>93074256
ye, but i'm not sharing

>>93073253
Orgasms are great but no woman has ever lost the capacity for rational thought just because they were cumming, that's a porn thing to push the idea that the guy makes her feel THAT good.
In reality a lot of girls will you you do them raw when you're in a relationship because people are dumb and think "eh, nothing's gonna happen"

>>93073946
huh
do you mean that we repeat the same shit over and over?
if so then yes we do

I just wasted 3 hours reading Genshin lore
It's kinda interesting

>>93074171
pippa's flat, cutting-board chest

>>93074287
hunting rifles are ok in canada

>>93074169
>>93074205
It's been 7 years,

Can't believe Sakana stealth suspended Clara.

>>93074317
>will you you do

>>93074278
Shiina was on Twitch but just ended. Holodex broken?

>>93074354
did you really waste your time if you enjoyed it?

>>93074256
https://files.catbox.moe/3cqr24.mp4

>>93074380
8 years actually

>>93074391
Deserved. she didn't call Cappie cute

>>93074418
dick too small

>>93073946
one must imagine /pcg/ happy
no I wouldn't date pippa
yes I pick Jelly

>>93074256
I just imagine it and render it inside of my mind.

>>93074256

>>93074451
well she is a small lady

>>93074451
Agreed, im straight btw

>>93074451
I'm sorry to hear that

>>93074287
She can come down to Texas. If she misses more than half her shots she has to let Ember and Shiina piece her nipples on stream.

>>93074366
God, I love flat chested girls

>>93074424
he was good, very good
found out recently that pimp my wheelchair was similar to an mde skit, as for the fighter plane pilot helmet I dont know who used it first frank or sam but they both have it

>>93074287
I have two rifles and a shotgun

>>93074533
>piece