/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>92970538
sex

For king AND kunny

Day 96! Give it up for day 96!

Stream soon? Please?

>>92970857
No. You will just get jokes about not streaming instead

Fauna’s favorite stream is the bardcore stream while mine is the dinogura karaoke

>>92969192
ACKNOWLEDGE THE ONE TRUE RITUALPOST APOSTATE

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us shrimpers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

>>92970538
Would sexually bully and ruin T u T

Sex with a fembud.

>>92972136
What's that?

Is Gura a fembud?

>>92972136
>>92972666
Gura is a fembud

What streams?

Are we gonna get retarded spam for 3 months every time she makes a self deprecating joke about not streaming? cause she's not gonna stop and SEA seems convinced self deprecation is mockery

>>92973006
Tell her to stop making self-depreciating jokes and actually stream. She's the one causing the shitposting.

>>92973006
horfhorfhorf

>>92971367
*squeeeb...*

>>92971437

>>92973006
garlic bread

>>92970632
me btw

I appreciated her silly joke, her whole segment with fauna was the highlight of the stream for me. They really agreed to go piss first. I love them both so much it hurts

Oh nyo chumbies I’m gonna be stuck in the polar vortex oh nyo chumbies oh nyo!!

>>92974151
i hate cold

>>92974151
stay warm and comfy chumbie

Gurass

>>92975402
SNIFFFFF

I’m gonna buy a cininmon roll

>>92975695
I could go for a cinnamon roll right now

*beep beep!*
I’ll be back in a bit chumbies

>>92976308
watch out for those bobrs chumbie

>>92976308
Would rear end this critter T u T

I expected this thread to be a shitshow given the state of the board today.

>>92976808

>>92974151
Be safe bud. Looks like I might be on the tail end of it tonight too.

MAN
I
LOVE
FAUNA!

Hewwo

>>92977827
hewwo

>>92977912
Feetbud my beloved

MY Gurandma.

MY Gurandma.

>>92957750
Gura was a helicopter pilot in the 1960s. She doesen't stream becuase she is busy running from her past.

>>92970857
I kinda like her being self aware about her not streaming and laughing at everyone for it. I makes me respect her more, like you do a coach or a cool professor.

>>92970538
A child shouldn't open her legs like that

>>92979482
i thought shes currently deployed in the caspian somewhere
how that sub ever got there no one will ever know

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

goob afternoon, retards.

I would like Gura to stream the hot new game Miside so that I may watch it and enjoy it and live vicariously through her first time playthrough.

>>92979505
buddy, everyone here is trolling or insane

>>92979992
is it a horror game

>>92979992
It does make me a little bit sad to think about how many fun games we'll never get to see her play.

I should give my body a break from buldak

>>92979952
Henlo bud

>>92980079
It's more like horror-lite.
>>92980113
I genuinely expected Gura to show up for this one. She likes spooky games and cute girls, it's right up her alley.

>>92980252
the way she's talking there's a very high chance she doesn't know it exists.

>>92980177
You're going to destroy your intestinal lining buldak bud.

>>92980177
May I suggest a nice, smooth miso soup instead

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

>>92980226
I want to see her when she goes way too long before a much needed haircut.

>>92980252
It feels like she's just completely done at this point. I doubt we see any normal streams for the remainder of her time as a holo.

>>92980252
>I genuinely expected Gura to show up for this one.
Then you are genuinely a fucking retard.
How are there still idiots like you that haven't realized she isn't coming back? She's enjoying your money while living her life without you. She isn't alone. She has a life now. She isn't sick. She doesn't care. You're patiently waiting for someone that hates you like a clown.

Why are there still shitposters haunting here? I thought they'd be doing something else by now. The graduation shitposting party is over.

Everyone would be happier if Gura disappeared forever.

>>92981160
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

I love Gura

MY wife

i had hot choccy

No one even likes her in hololive. Not a single one of the other girls would care if she graduated. She doesn't have a single friend in the entire company because Gura is an unlikeable whore that has never cared about anyone other than herself.
She's a worthless lazy slut that has spurned any tiny amount of talent she had. She's a parasite that lives off the suffering of others and the world would genuinely be a better place if she went missing and was never heard from again.

yeb

>>92981192
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad

Chumbies is this a bot? It honestly all looks the same to me these days so I think it might as well be. Just change the names and you can apply it to everyone and everything.

>>92981894
Yeah I think it is. It says the same thing everyday

no games to play
nothing to do

>>92981939
Have you played the citadel chumbie? Beyond Citadel came out recently.

>>92980696
As cute as it is when the smaller minds among us read: (You) lash out when confronted with the truth, like the pathetic invertebrates you are... this particular charade has long outstayed its welcome.
It's time to cut the copium microdosing, stop living in an alternate reality fanfiction centered around what you WANT to happen, and finally acknowledge the cold, hard facts about what's ACTUALLY happened: namely, that you've come up empty-handed. Not one iota, not one SHRED of evidence, absolutely NOTHING to show for it after YEARS AND YEARS of dedicated cuckposting.
No, she doesn't have "someone"; she's never HAD "someone". They MADE IT THE FUCK UP to play on the emotions of naive, gullible retards like yourself and CON you. Don't you fucking get it?
Pack it up and face the music, anon; you lost. It's over. It's fucking over.

here's Gura's fortune reading
https://youtu.be/bh86IDwjZR8?t=3618

>>92981939
if there was an easy way for me to set up a poker table for chumbies to join i would, but as is we would have to swap stool samples and shit like that

>>92981939
I like The Game of Life. I like playing with the little cars and going "vroom vroom" around the board.
She does things like this as an adult

>>92980696
Is this fantasy version of Gura you made up in your head in the room with us right now?

>>92979731
Hon hon squeeb squeeb!

>>92982169
I like Kiara and actual KFPs, they seem alright.
I just posted Gura punching a chicken and making it explode only because it's very slightly related and I found the reaction funny. Comedy!

>>92980453
For sh’ghetti and sapling too!!!

>>92981894
Dunno, I probably have whatever you're talking about filtered already.

>>92982657
>I like Kiara

>>92982754
I lub sh’ghetti and shapling!!

>>92982648
La buuusé

Fauna is graduated

>>92981939
Have you tried playing wc3 customs?

>>92982811
Based. If you're using filters and it's working it's confirming that it's just the same old shit again. Keep being you, bud.

>>92983445
whos that asshole in the lower right
dont look much like me
IM GONNA FUCJKING KILL YOU

Why does gura lust over lolis?

>>92983734
why do you?

>>92982931

>>92983734
I like that admitted that she looks at Laplus a lot. She's really a lolicon. And is mostly into girls.

>>92982657
I liked hearing the stories about them hanging out in japan together during the first Fes trip.

>>92983902

Man, imagine what her twitter feed must look like.

>>92982948

>>92980511
This but her bushi pucci instead T u T

>>92984208

>>92984035
With that context i see this image in a new light

>>92970773
Can we make it to 100 lads

Sometimes I think she might actually be a lesbian. I've been watching older clips of her and Ame and forgot how gay she was (and still is frankly) with Ame.

>>92985127
Gura should come out of the closet

Soooo umm… when is Gura actually gonna return? It’s been far too long.

>>92985827
She's still busy with me

>>92985827
>When is Gura going to return to streaming consistent
Don't know. You can try to ask her whenever she does bother to stream I guess.

>>92985127
we know

>>92985827
realistically never, hopefully some day

>>92985127
Who can blame her? Men are disgusting.

imagine if gura came back while fauna was doing her final week and she stole all her views due to overlap everyone would hate her (more) good thing she is not dumb and will just stay gone so everyone will hate her (normal)

>>92985827

>>92985127
She isn't. She liked posts on her old account that talked about doing anything for dick.

I'm watching a 3 hour long video on Youtube about people working and living on a tugboat.
I don't know why such a specific type of video showed up in my recommendations, but I blame Gura. It's comfy though.

>>92987019
Go back

>>92986747
>imagine if gura came back
That would be great
>But what about my retarded schizo narrative I only use against her
Don't care

>>92987071
sounds comfy

>>92987019
proof next thread

>>92987071
I got a youtube recommendation about aircraft carriers having to make 17,000 meals a day. It’s pretty cool how big we’ve made boats.

>>92985127
Gura loves cum and keeps insinuating to chat that she's really good at sucking dick.

>>92985127
Gura is having straight SEX (penis penetration inside her vagina) as we speak.

Sometimes I think that not only has this girl never touched a penis before, she's never even rubbed cunnies with someone... she gives off that energy.

>>92987437
I told you guys to look at her old account's likes before you couldn't anymore and none of you did. I even talked about it in this thread while I was going through them. There was about 900 likes IIRC.
Weird amount of callmecarson posts.

>if I can't get her no one (men) can!
classic cope

>>92987470
Aircraft Carriers are so awesome. Literal mobile floating nations.

Why are you upset? How many beaches worth of sand is in you vagina? Jeez.

What da chumbies eat today?

No one cares about your cuckoldry obsession. Post more about cool things to watch on youtube. It's actually more Gura related if you can believe that.

>>92970705
forking a cunny!

I'm probably going to make a double cheeseborgar

truth hurts

>vacation ends on monday
no more gremlin sleep hours for me

>>92988453
I need to fix my sleep schedule badly too.

>>92988453
I hope you enjoyed your vacation, bud.

>>92988131
No. You don't deserve my recommendations.

>>92988131
have you watched the baby orangutan videos yet chumbie?

I hate Gura for not giving anything a chance. I hope she has constant back and stomach pain for the rest of her life.

>>92989009
The baby ones? No. But I really love that orangutan riding the golf cart. It's somehow so calming and relatable, but it's still just a faking monkey...

>>92987970
my mom made chili, I don't like spicy things, but I still ate it

>goes on at midnight.
Yeah, no. I don't think so. East coast.

>>92989707
You mean the guy who has been playing tons of Dota 2 on European servers for the past month?

>>92970773
didn't she show up for fauna's last stream?

>>92989639
I could go for some chili right now

She's been doomscrolling a bit during her depressive episode hasn't she?... Goob you know you're not supposed to look at the bad things people on the internet say.
I'll be there for her no matter how long it takes.

Wholesome comments only to cheer up Goob.

I'm hungwy

>>92989768
Shhhh don't ruin it for him. Let him believe he has everything solved.

>>92988727
it was chill. i hung out with family for christmas, cooked some recipes, worked on a hobby programming project. i started working on a model car kit but i didn't realize i was missing a lot of tools like air brushes, tweezers, "cement" for plastic, so i'm waiting for those to come in.

>>92990467
I bought bananas and cimininmon rolls

Hey gura, you look GAY

>>92971195
Scotland foreverrrrrr!

>>92990892
Nuke Scotland NOW

>>92991046

>>92991129
>>92991046
>>92990892

>>92989454
Where did you get that video of me

>>92989454
Give them a try chumbie. I quite enjoy the hugging orangutans

>>92989009
I watched rhesus macaque bideos cuz they're in dwarf fortress. They make a funny shocked look whenever a human steals their food.

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>92989454
ya and you are a talking monkey so...

>>92992176
I've been playing Beyond Citadel all day today. I haven't blinked in hours

>>92992176
I'm eating wc3 customs.

>>92992200
We're all monkeys in the end...

>>92992176
Just got home from vespers service. Now prepping for the nightshift.

>>92992176
my sternum hurts (possibly from chest dips) so I might skip my training this week, I ignored the pain last week and I think it got worse

did gura secretly travel to japan in 2024 to do recordings and told members to not tell fans she's there?

>>92992176
pokémon platinum

First Luce...
Then Gura...
Then ALL the anime girls...
Then... THE WORLD!
TOTAL ORTHODOX DOMINATION!

>>92993601
I've felt my sternum feel really sore from the overwork I've done at work.
It makes me feel like most of my ribs are close to losing their connection and it scares me.

>>92994527
I really like the feeling of my sternum popping when I stretch.

>>92994745
>Sternum
>Popping
Is that, uh... normal?

>>92991428
kek

>>92994527
My right knee is starting to hurt from all the lifting I do and I'm getting worried it's gonna just snap at some point.

>>92994915
Idk but it feels good!

I know we don't talk about them but homos are streaming Marvel Rivals rn, lets hope this new perm would motivate Gura

>>92994527
that sounds pretty bad, mine hurts when I stretch, turn my torso or breathe in deeply, I hope it goes away soon
>>92994915
the popping is from air bubbles between joints right?

I really don't like things popping around my ribcage, and I really hate being reminded of fleshy alive things in my body that are moving for possibly 100~ years just to keep my mind me. Or are they only thinking for themselves...
I heard after 7ish years you're not even the same person anymore... Physically at least.

>>92995483
ERB has been playing it for a while already

>>92995486
>air bubbles
nitrogen bubbles iirc.
>t. former SCUBA diver

Off, once again, to the nightshift

>>92996218
Take luck chumbie

>>92995486
>the popping is from air bubbles between joints right?
It is. I sometimes forget that I naturally crack my neck without thinking and that it might make people uncomfortable if they're not used to that.
I've apologized to people who might not be used to it when I realized I've done it out of nowhere. Some get it and have the same problem, some don't of course but they're very understanding and don't think much of it, but I can tell at this point who doesn't like the cracking sound.

>>92996233
ur cute

>>92982029
Amen to that. Although I do think she has someone, but it's definitely not who the Cuckposting schizos want us to believe it is. I think the person she's with is none other than Ame/Dooby. Here's a reminder that they are.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

The Cuckposter has lost. He will be back to keep shitting up threads, but never forget the fact that he is indisputably wrong.

Wife soon?

>>92996509
Knife spoon

>>92996218
Stay safe out there bud.

>>92996503
>My two wives being bisexual to more effectively alloparent my offspring with both
Based

>>92995486
I think stretching more regularly will solve most of the scary popping problems.
Stretching everyday might sound overrated the way some videos present it, but it's a very simple daily routine that can help you a lot. Everyone can do it, every day! I need to get back into doing that.

>>92996736
I am ready for anything, huhaha

>>92992176
i watched a bit of the handegg game
it sucked ass but this was funny

>>92997290
oh I do stretch several times a day, makes my body feel less stiff

>>92997675
wtf why isn't that fatty on the line?

>>92997675
I don't understand what happened that made everyone excited or why they zoomed in on the guy who looks like he regrets being there.

>>92997785
I did my best dude, what more do you want from me?

i hope im not sick tomorrow. my throat is raspy today

What can make you feel the need to pop joints less often? Can just leaving them alone help? I've noticed that I don't think I've been popping them as often ever since I've been distracted with other things. Can my body heal if I just... leave it alone? Even with something like that? I've been popping joints since childhood.

>>92998667
At this point you literally have ligma so it's too late.

>>92998870
So I'm fine, thanks chumbie!

>>92997785
they were winning by so much that they started fucking around
kinda like being toxic in a game
>>92998064
it is very rare for a fatty to get the ball

>>92999257
Why is the fatty even there then? Why not use his spot for an actual athlete and boost the team by 10% instead of -5% from the fat enriched person?

>>92999387
fatties are good on the line tho.

>>92999432
I wonder how good Gura would be at handegg

Gura and Fauan peed at the same time TWICE

What videos are chumbies watching tonight? I frew up so I'm trying to take it easy.

There is a handegg Dino Gura, right? Or do i miss-remembering?

>>93000297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJAHVE8FM0

>>92998667
>Can just leaving them alone help?
that's what my doc told me, but I think I'm too far gone.
I can't stop cracking my neck, I do it subconsciously and as a stress response

>>93000297
I haven't watched anything too interesting today

>>93000297
why do you constantly post this forced conversation starter shit
just the thread be chill and run itself

>>93000841
This thread is dead, if no one toastmastered it it would have 2 posts mer day, max

I like knowing what da chumbies doin

I have been doing a Gura Minecraft marathon since the start of Christmas, it was very cozy because she played a jingle jangle Christmas version of her original intro when it was Christmas for her that perfectly aligned with my own ;) I have now reached https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im33aBeSyf0

>>93001019
good this thread should be nothing but cute gura art and affirmations she is cute and nothing else outside of shark activity
anything more is needless off-topic spam

>>93001456
Are you a year-round Grinch?

>>93000297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfzY9FiXgoc
I am thanking the Good Lord that we aren't England right now.
>>93000841
I could ask the same for you throwing a melty and shitting your pants over something totally normal, natural and innocuous. I for one enjoy talking with the chumbies. Fuck off neurotic retard tourist.

>>93000297
I was watching Gura singing The Moon Song

>>93001456
Fuck off thread police. You contribute nothing of value.

Omad really gets me sleepy. I could use a nap right now

Gura butt
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/109274489/post/118267300

>>93002774
Ew what the fuck

>>93002774
That level of scat is too high for me

>>93003321
Gura and Calli playing happily together

>>93002774
Saw that title and my gut told me to immediately click off before I saw something I would never be able to unsee.

The comments above me proved that my gut was right. Thank you gut.

>>93000297
I'm watching timelapses of mealworms eating food

>>93003363
Any amount of scat is too high. Scat fetishists should be drawn and quartered.

>>93004067
eventually we will be the food those worms are consuming, i always found those videos quite morbid similar to timelapse videos of human corpses left in the wild to study states of decomposition in the wild. it also reminds me of that video in liveleak of that guy finding a carcass full of worms and then grabbing a fistful then munching it before vomiting uncontrollably.

>>93000297
I just watched the first ep of solo leveling season 2, it was awesome and I want more!

>>93004455
>eat worms
Would you like to try Casu martzu cheese?
I heard it's delicious.

>>93005026
if you're eating of have eaten recently, do not open the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68S99Nktfs4

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>93002774
Do you think Gura would like it?

>>92992176
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>93006514
lucas, the greatest of all the lewd gura artists.

Can jannies please start banning the gross shit before someone uploads a full on shock video.

>>93006892
they're not going to get rid of things they dont see

>>93006942
they do see doxx shit though

I think being cognate of dying the slowest time even possibly conceivable for thousands of years while feeling every single pain throughout all of it... It might be up there with the the worst things a human can feel before dying....
Yes I've watched some videos.

black desert bud, is it worth it?
why is it paid to begin with

I've been so horny lately that I'm starting to think about buying an onahole
Maybe even one of those loli ones...
Imagine if Cover sold onaholes that are perfectly sculpted from talent vaginas

>>93007549
if nijisanji didn't dare to go that route for easy money i doubt cover will due to their investors and ESG creditors.
it would be quite the gold mine for those talents willing to go through the process and it's remifications but in the end, money.
good thing i got the real thing and don't need a goob onahole.

>>93007142
I'm about to go down a long rabbit hole again, please someone stop me.
Or don't

>>93007758
isn't that just like being schizophrenic?

>>93007142
What if you simply learned to enjoy pain?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>93008205
post meant for
>>93007142

What is Gura's most depraved fetish?

>>93008288
fits both though

Has anyone heard any news from this game?

When is the Gura bread game releasing on Steam?

>>93008231
No.
I don't think it could be that easy. Time as a human concept would have worn out an incomprehensible amount in the beginning.

>>93008871
Pain is an old friend, i don't get why the idea of endless pain is frightening to most people.

I want Gura to sing "Mack the Knife"

>>93008584
>the forum dates back to October 2022
huge game?

i want gura to use fillets of my testicles as the meat in her sushi

95% of vtubers are just yuri-baiting because they know the sad bastards who watch them will eat it right up and simp out billions of dollars for it

But with Gura, it's not yuri-bait, she genuinly drool at the thought of women, right? The amount of times in her Holo-career she drooled over female character, that doesn't seem like yuri-bait, it actually seem very genuine every single time

Gura is a lesbian, right? Seriously, she is?

>>93006892
You weren't here early in the morning yesterday (?) some dummy was posting gore and scat trying to shock buds. In the end nobody cared and he was spanked for being a monkey.

SEAbud isn't familiar with women

>>93008285
ye

>>93008479
Probably baby play. It's the one that seems to make her the most uncomfortable. She'll joke about pee all day and refuse to pretend to be a baby for a bit.

>>93000297
Im watching bjj vids to get better at fighting

>>93008479
Vore, or some yuri femdom shit

>>93010388
she can lolidom me any time.

>>93009363
She is, even when you look at how she was before Gura it's obvious.

Also "Musky Maiden Lover" lmao.

Yeah she's 100% a lesbian or at the very least a fem leaning Bi.

>>93000297
A 3-hour documentary about the Hundred Years' War

>>93010673
It's more like she gets lolis to dominate her

>>93010866
I can fix her

I had tears years well up when Kakashi became the Kage. He deserves it. He's the best.

I had tears years well up when Kakashi became the Etho. He deserves it. He's the best.

>>93010866
>She is, even when you look at how she was before Gura it's obvious.
Okay, so why did she only write fictions of males then?

>>93012384
grachan is a fiction writer? i will write a short story in her honor.

>>93008584
Dev occasionally posts stuff on twitter
https://x.com/kennyparkpark
last tweet was a month ago, so it's not dead.

>>93012384
What are bro waffling on about

goobnight
i love gura

>>93012934
"Oh My Gosh...This is F-G. THEE hottest 10th grader in all of Beverly, scratch that, in ALL of California. Not to mention he's a total sweetheart. Like, if you imagine your dream boyfriend, F would be him, or mine at least. Anyways, for him to be looking at me is just aaaAAAAaaAAAAaaAAA" and many other like that

>>93013003
nighty night chumbie

>>93013003
nini

>>93013434
Post the clip/timestamp

>>93013562
baiting me to get banned, you're fuuuuny

>>93013434
The Adventures of Fag, the most handsome doberhusky in all of California. The maidens' hearts will surely melt.

>>93013612
You're not gonna get banned for posting HER, your post might get deleted but that's it.

>>93013666
https://files.catbox.moe/9p9fbx.mp3

>Some dumb roleplaying shit she did as a 15 year old proves that she likes men

You're really bad at this Anon.

cease this braindead discussion and post more gura art for god sake

>>93013937
and how does this prove anything?

She's in Japan.

>>93014128
>>93014202
Yes, should be pretty obvious, you don't write fiction about a gender you are not interested in and "for him to be looking at me", all straight school girls think like that, if she was lesbonic she would not know

>>93013937
>ai slop

If I had girls like fauna fawning over me I'd be gay like gura

>>93014328
>all straight school girls think like that, if she was lesbonic she would not know

Are you 11 years old.

>>93014307
for her sololive announcement stream which needs to be done in 3D yeah. soon (tm)

Would you love gura if she was a condom?

>>93014430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD_6AW8nzUE

>>93014430
Writing 10 fictions about her fictional boyfriend
>proves nothing
Calls herself "Musky Maiden Lover"
>OMG SHE IS A LESBIAN CONFIRMED
Ogay

*humps Gura*

>>93014167
I too would like to see some of your finest cunny art, "fellow chumbuds"

Goob night.

>>93013003
>>93014713
Night night buds, I will be on the lookout

Gay or not im still calling gura a faggot

>>93014713
sleep well bud

>>93014626
>Writing 10 fictions about her fictional boyfriend
It took me 5 seconds to find the source that audio clip is from and that is definitely not what it's about. She was writing a fictional character, a girl character, gushing about her crush. That is not indicative of what she's like irl. But you know what is? Her telling a story about a girl she ACTUALLY had a crush on in Highschool. Remember? The girl who really liked Fairy Tale? So she bought like 10 volumes of that manga just to get close to her?

I don't understand why someone would become so engrossed in this kind of stuff, their life must be incredibly depressing. Also, chumbuds are not grems whose only interest is shippfaggotry, to demand that we be like that is to look like non-chumbud scum.

>>93015112
>Her own stories about guy crushes is proof of nothinng
>Other peoples fictional stories ARE proof
ogay again

"Boys ARE confusing" - Gawr Gura, Bully, anno 2022. What did she mean by that?
https://youtu.be/hjdsUPEtNoA?t=823

>>93015772
They are degenerating into shipping fags even harder

>>93014507
No, I'm extremely picky with my condom choices.

>>93015809
>Other peoples fictional stories

She was literally telling a real life story from her past when she was in Highschool.

>Gura
>Highschool
"what's our star? pluto?"

Are you a chumbabooey?

I love creepy stories

>>93018692
What spooky stories are you reading/listening to

>>93017289
I don't know what everyone is talking about, but all I know is Pluto is our 9th planet and always will be.

I don't understand the arguing about whether she's straight or gay when the answer is both. Gura is bi.

>>93019263
is there an arguement going on?

>>93019263
>The woman is a woman
Imagine my shock

I would believe she's Bi if people actually posted examples of her simping for men beyond some skits she made as a goddamn 15-17 year old and her thinking Dante is cool.

>>93019485
Do any of the girls that we know for sure are straight ever openly drool over men on stream? I know there are a few, but most don't, for obvious reasons.

>>93019485
>Erm, I need more than literal proof, sorry
>Gura's attraction to men magically vanished with age

Does Pluto orbit our Sun? That's what considers her a planet to me.

what if the chumbies hugged like baby orangutans

>>93017141
You troglodyte, she made several stories about her dream boyfriend. You on the other hand think she wanted to have lesbian sex with her classmate just because she bought a fucking book just so she could befriend that girl, not once did she say she had a crush on her classmate, you made that part up you retard. It's the same as the "Browser" story the other day, she just did it to try to make friends.

Now, fuck off, retard

>>93020009
Oyasame

>>93019623
Bro what. Bae has openly drooled over men dozens of times on stream, Gigi has made it obvious how obsessed with Yaoi she is and Ame has gone full fujoshi whenever she sees male friendships in movies (and said she's played otome games and wrote TF2 fanfic. Granted Ame is Bi but yes, plenty of Holos have shown their attraction to men on stream.

>>93019485 (me)
And also I'm not just referring to Gura, I'm also asking for examples of HER showing her attraction to men and I swear to god you better not bring up the prostitute clip cause the only thing that would prove is that you've never had friends that you've made edgy jokes with.

>>93020009
sleep tight buddy

Pluto is a planet, I don't care what anyone say says.

>>93020259
I agree

>>93020259
some people get mad if you call pluto a planet, idk why.

>>93020009
Goobnight

>>93020369
It's because they worship official institutions and genuinely believe they have the authority to overrule the actual reality of human cultural conventions

>>93020143
>'m also asking for examples of HER showing her attraction to men
"i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff"
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"What are you? The big gay?"
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"no"

>>93020472
good ol' appeal to authority

I don't care if you think Pluto is our ninth planet or not. She has been with us there forever and always will be. I'm off topic posting, this is not related.

I want to stuff Pluto into her Uranus

>>93021215
Can't tell if Dino Gura is smol or ebi is large

GO GO GO
LAST POST GETTO

>>93021317

ALL HAIL LORD BLOOP THE ALL JIGGLY