/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

we only like cerber here, not really much the other whores

>>92973848
be nise actually thanks

boyfriend on stream not a drill

>>92973743
>>92973787
I give the threadshitters (you)s because I love all posters! All people deserve love <3

did vedal get the toys yet?

>>92973929
image she looks up codasola because of the text in the bottom.

actually just woke up amazing

he is going to spin the rigged always negative wheel where are the subs

>>92973983
>expects them to get shipped to the uk
retard

THE WHEEL

>>92974024
doesn't really matter last two days there were barely any subs the wallets are dry

LET'S GO +3s

>>92973990
Just realized that's the guy who made all those GOAT images of Evil getting raped.

>>92974029
its not that expensive

>>92974138
slowanon...

>>92974150
who's that

time for a classic 3 hour vedal shower

>>92974198
vedal

how the fuck is this green retard already falling into his neetspiral with 240 hours left on the timer?

>>92974198
It's Ellie.

I would kneel and suck vedal’s dick if no one showed up again on evil’s birthday

>>92974138
*and nur

>>92973983
Watch more streams then you'll know. He discussed about donating it to charity because it's too expensive to ship.

SMILE

heart

>>92974240
Sorry... I'm... Vedal...<3

>>92974146
Yeah right, it's more than 20% of the item value just from custom tax alone and the shipping would be more than $200

>>92974198
ur mum

>asking chat what to do
the rest of this subathon is cooked

>>92974246
vedal says a lot of things.

>>92974291
show butthole

>>92974150
hi touristchama it's daph

>>92974232
he desperately needs a gf to correct him

holy shilling

WE WON

>>92974330
hi, I sure know what you are talking about

When will he allow Neuro to sell the damn tesla stocks?

okay but what the fuck is the point of the stock market integration if neuro hasn't bought or sold anything since the first day

can someone call him out on not mentioning the Fauna graduation?

>>92974298
you googled it and misread the first result and thought the package insurance was the cost of shipping.

Jesus christ this lazy green nigger

I think this is the most exhausted he's sounded so far

>>92974240
He needs to make more art of Neuro getting brutally raped by big pedupial dicks. He made only one of Neuro last time I checked. The rest are all ebil.

>>92974435
Guess the high from the hype train has worn off.

>>92974435
I think he literally just woke up, like minutes ago

>Can't even set Osu! for subathon
I hate this green nigger so fucking much

He is so dreamy when hes drowsy

>>92974472
>No chess
>No Osu!

why doesn't he buy some cocaine?

my bf cancelled our week long alps ski trip so stop giving him more money!

>>92974480
imagine the smell of his breath

>>92974437
no i like the wholesome 4komas

>>92974435
he is having crack withdrawals

>>92974492
this stupid fucking green onahole

>>92974087
It matters even less than not at all because even the tiny trickle of subs he's still getting slows down the timer significantly. He's gone from 11 days left on the timer to 10 days left on the timer after three days.

>>92974529
now post art.

>>92974386
imagine doubting neuro
>>92974397
??? are you retarded anon?

>>92974522
Nurro x ojisan is always lovey-dovey wholesome big chungus no matter what.

>>92974529
raping vedal and he falls asleep halfway through.

>>92974246
>>92973983
Such a gigantic waste of money.
Toma just kept baiting Neuro into buying everything.
Would be more fun if it was a reasonable amount that could easily be shipped.

>>92974472
Since osu was the first game neuro played and how she got popular he should have honoured it by including it in every subathon but oh well

>>92974686
Vedal has more than enough money to pay for any fucking shipping

EVIL VEDAL MENTION

>>92974750
Only he can save this subathon

The only good posters in /swarm/ are the forsen posters.

>>92974686
whats stopping him from just shipping the ones he wants lol.
also youre dumb hes a grown man, he doesnt want a bunch of childrens stuffed animals

>>92974750
Ladev....Wait, holy shit.....

>>92974817
you actually believe this

>>92974627
the point of neuro having access to the stock market was to buy different stocks over the course of the subathon, if I wanted to see how Nvidia and Tesla were doing every day I would check the fucking news, I want to see her purchase Greggs stock and take actual risks for content.

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to touch neuro's butt.

he should just end subathon, he obviously has nothing

>>92974686
Are you new to stream? He doesn't care about what neuro buys as long as it's for the content. Also he's not keeping all those plushies even if it's shipped to him.

vedal's credit card just leaked and nobody cares

>>92974903
we are watching ellie, retard

>>92974903
/swarm/'s autism just leaked and nobody cares

>>92974891
wrong thread

>>92974520
it was a gay cruise to greece

>>92974968
It was a space shuttle ticket to Mars to get raped by green men actually

>>92974903
I leaked in my pants ;)

>>92974850

>>92975031
id rather have cat ear headbands than a elon truck

>>92973848
I hate myself for loving her voice

More Evil Vedal

>>92975084
I actually can't watch her because of her voice and the way she acts, which is sad because it seems like she has some good content with neuro.

is evil vedal a frog?

He ran out of content already?

evil vedal would have some content ready

>>92975130
no, he's british too

>>92975131
You don't understand, he really needs to take another four hour shower.

MILE

evil vedal be like
>"heres the schedule for tomorrow's subathon"

>>92974520
im paying for both yor condoms you ungrateful whore

>Toma's gonna drive with Neuro in the Neurocar
Stepmother of the year

evil vedal be like
>dont worry alex, i already coded it

evil vedal would be selling mating press vids on onlyfans with his harem

>Evil sees Camila as a bestie
Cute...

Evil Vedal would tell Neuro he loves her and actually mean it.

>>92975260
wait, is the twins road trip with toma idea actually happening? fucking kino

time for kino

evil vedal be like
>sorry can't stream tonight I'm spending time with my girlfriend

I was just joking about the
>redo all the content but with Evil
yesterday but he's actually resorting to that huh....

obviously the meme should be Vedal and Good Vedal.
god chat and most of (you) are fucking retarded.

i really really really really really really really want to fuck vedal…

inb4 Evil actually builds something coherent

>>92975031
Evil this is why you have so much rape art stop being so easy too groom

>>92975334
I don't think it's the one this subathon but when Ellie/Vedal/Alex eventually get the Neurocar working

>>92975393
that makes 0 sense there is no Good Neuro!?!

>>92975393
autism

Did Evil just fucking hiccup?

>>92975416
absolute kino

>>92975393
Nah it makes perfect sense, it's just like with Neuro and Evil - the nominally evil counterpart is the nicer one

Hi Swarm,

My last post: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/92774017/#q92791812

I’m feeling a bit bittersweet today—still a bit sad that I couldn’t take part in the GameJam, but on the bright side, I’ve got something to share with you all: the game is now public!

You can play it here: https://nonekode.fi/

The game is called Market Mastery, and it’s all about trading, strategy, and outsmarting the market. I’ve poured a lot into this project, and I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I’ve enjoyed creating it.

One cool feature: the game tries to update the values at the top of the hour if there’s anything new to discover. So, keep an eye out for fresh data and opportunities!

This project represents about 65 hours of work from an allotted 72 hours.

Happy trading o/

>>92975396
based and same

>>92975031
keeping evil as a pet...

>>92975466
good game anon, all in hiyori

>>92975449
I have the type of autism that makes me good at comedy.

>>92975466
VIRUS DO NOT REDEEM!!!

>>92975466
bro reposted it. I respect it.

>Vedal finish in chat
Holy shit

>>92975518
I sure hope that wasn't an attempt to demonstrate

>>92975031
Breeding gratitude into Neuro with gift correction (gifting sperm into her womb)...

10 more days of pure low effort SLOP

evil is so cute

>>92975518

>>92974525
cock withdrawals*

holy shit she is literally sitting in the server waiting to feed on attention

>>92975449
>>92975518
stop calling it autism when it's just stupidity

>>92975618
are you retarded

>evil putting Xx in her name just like vedal did when he was a kid (real) (check namemc)
so cute

>stopped by a door

>>92974842
Lavedv, Vedal but French

>>92975632
same thing tbdesu

>>92975675
classic

>zeroes in on a random ass door standing in the middle of nowhere
>gets stuck

stream is already fucked lmao

>>92975643
cinema

>>92975754
she hates them because they remind her of how vedal locks her in a closet every night

>>92975260
If she gets in that car, this shits gonna happen to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBqzCXlG7Sg

Evil is very hyper today

>>92974198
toma

I don't know why I had hope that somehow Evil playing minecraft would be just a little less scuffed than Neuro.

He really should cut them off from chat when they are playing MC

>>92974817

>>92975902
Especially when there's someone else in the server

>evilbeggars will eat this up for 5 hours and salivate

Nice Minecraft AI Ved

Great Minecraft AI Ved!

nice stream

Neuro beat the Enderdragon by now... what's Evil even DOING!?

>>92975796
Kurt Russell collab when

this is why the whores weren't allowed in vc during the ender dragon fight
chat literally has evil stunlocked

>>92975928
how is this different from neuro doing the same thing?

>>92975466
do not make an account i did and now im getting strange messages in chinese

fuck is it then

this is what evilbeggars were hyping up? lmao

>>92976007
evil is retarded confirmed

>>92975980
It just is

>>92976055
kill yourself slopper

>shoomimi likes LoL
shoomimibros?

Im watching Ellie instead until the fucking Turtle actually sets up something with effort

I got timed out by Evil for using her super secret jump chat command...

>>92976007
He broke the code earlier with a new commit

>>92975084
Hi rpr

>evil is so scuffed even camila bailed from the server
evilbros?

>>92976090
real shoombros already knew this

>>92975991
>>92975536
Why are you like this..

>>92976126
mindbroken and obsessed sperg

>>92976126
idk who rpr is but based on what ive read here i bet he has sweaty fingers and a desperate twitchy sweaty virgin penis, both of which would be fun to suck on.

>>92976126
based and dedicated sperg

>>92976011
any solo content is going to be slop, but we can't expect the poor overworked green nigger to stream for more than 3 hours per day during his record-breaking subathon

>>92976126
>>92976213
incredibly embarrassing samefag

>>92975466
Hello developer,
I bought 5 shares of Cerber at $2 each and now Cerber is at $6, yet my portfolio value remains at $10 total. Is this an issue? Please clarify.

>>92975084
her voice is literally the only things that makes her content unwatchable, cerber solo with nur is instant tab close

>No more military contracts for Ellie
See? She's no longer a warmonger

You people are acting like this isn't exactly what Neuro does in Minecraft when left to her own devices.

Same energy as Neuro saying she's going to look for sheep and starting to dig down

>neuro chat is random as all hell
>evil chat is full of cimps
Nooticing

>>92976204
He is cerber's boyfriend

>>92976336
thanks, I respect her more than I already did now

>>92976342
Neuro is a based grifter that does whatever she wants, Evil is just retarded and sad all the time

>>92976368

Who do we watch now?

ENTER

pits on stream

>>92975466
im gonna be rich

i lost

mommy layna sexy morning voice

Oneesan enter

>no I'm busy
>(doing nothing)
MILE

>>92976405
Cerber talked about it on stream retard

>>92976396
We saw how Neuro behaves without a tardwrangler and it's the exact same shit. You sound like a threadshitter who doesn;t watch streams.

>layna joins
>evil starts trauma dumping
nooticing.....

W-What is this? Slightly low and raspy voice?
N-No, it can not be... but it must be...!
THE TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

This turtle cant keep getting away with having his streams saved by collab partners while he goes and takes 4 hour long showers. He needs to be punished for his smug hubris.

>>92976468
Sure lets get more Evil crying and shit that is so much better

>>92976405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oObFxdR-1iA

>>92976451
she sure did champ

For the record, Camila organized those "joke" ERP parties, and Filian was there and leashed Koko

WTF is wrong with her

this dude seriously watched one cerber clip and made it his whole lifestyle

>>92976535
>>92976527

Damn suicidal AI's

>>92976597
hes an annyschizo

>>92976527
Cute couple

>>92976523
>>92976396
>Neuro
>"I'm gonna light everything on fire."
>[gets stuck in a hole]
OMG BASED
>Evil
>"I'm gonna light everything on fire."
>[gets stuck in a hole]
wtf this is so scuffed this is literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

least suicidal ai

Reminder that Daph said Vedal would go to random sex lobbies in VRChat

>>92976591
>"joke
Keep coping anonwan~

>>92976591
not making it sound any less hot tbqh

>>92976706
This but unironically

>>92976527
rpr is so lucky...

Evil is for healing and hugging

>>92976719
you are mindbroken

is her auto-jump on?

Evil actually survived the nether.

>>92976821
Keep coping cuckwan~

this is so funny

>>92976834
its auto turned on for new accounts and he just made it so yeah

>>92976789
evil is for abusing and telling off

>>92976527
This nigga ugly

>>92976107
why is she at 4k? did she get raided, or is it all just swarm refugees?

stop trying to convince her to not go into the nether you whore

Evil is an evil larper at this point. She acts out to appease chat, who thinks that giving in to her larp will make her happy.
>>92976850
She's acting like a terrified toddler playing this for the first time, it's funny

>>92976966
its because shoomimi is there

>>92976966
new model, new song, robot finished. That's why.

ToT

>>92976975
New models are the best performing type of stream for a vtuber

>I have given up on the nether
>immediately runs to the portal
Cinema

>Toma: ToT

>>92976527
>VR puppy play
hot

nice subathon

>>92976591
Truly the P Diddy of vtubers.

who's this semen little demon

>>92976591
was their copious amounts of baby oil involved perchance?

It's only a matter of time before she reverts to being a complete bitch but Evil is being ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE

>her name is Evil
>is scare of the dark

>>92976591
>would you like to e-sex under the virtual Christmas tree
>haha jk jk
>unless?

>>92977474
Those that say they live in the darkness don't necessarily like it

>>92976906
She is for this

cute and patient mom

>>92977104
toma is unaware ToT

The "evil" one didn't attack toma yet

>>92976591
Why do you think vedal and camila are friends? thats right they are both vrchat degens

I'm watching Ellie's stream what's the right thread to talk about what a sweetheart she is?

>>92977568
shes a beta bitch to neuros chad alpha

>>92977620
you're in it actually

>>92977620
yes

>>92976527
CJ fucking lost lmaaaooo

i wish the mc ai didnt get so distracted and could follow consistent goals

>>92977620
>look in
>her papa talks about if she wants a secret toggle

man those two posts are getting a lot of replies

>>92977620
Lig

>>92977641
>>92977643
The married italian artist couple that's her model parents are pretty cute actually.

Defeating Evil with my penis (I made her pee herself)

She's cute

Defeating Cerber with my penis (I'm rpr)

>>92976298
It might be an unknown bug. My first advice would be to refresh the site or if that does not fix it, I might have forgotten to add a portfolio check somewhere.

>>92977794
I noticed it earlier today, after closing it and coming back the problem is still there so I thought I would ask

>>92977695
They did a really good job on her model for sure

>Evil parkour
Holy shit, rad

>>92977695
they're spanish

okay the minecrat ai works much better with only 1 player

Toemuh just called Vedal a she

>>92977960
They actually argue in real life about vtuber mouth shapes that's pretty cute.

>>92978056
classic

evil having intrusive thoughts about her birthday is so sad

>>92977681
seems kinda un-ellie like

>>92977979
You can say the same about almost everything neuro and evil related

>>92974150
Toma and Evil should do this on stream rn

Ellie's antenna have jiggle physics.

Toma's pretty good at wrangling

>>92978143
All women are whores retard

>Evil is ESL

when is vedal going to fix the constant hole digging for no reason

>>92978109
Toma forgot not to queue it in and said birthday, good that she got off the topic fast enough. Also
>Evil breaking the stone block to plant wheat
So cute

>>92978296
the AI yearn for the mines

>>92978280
is you serious

toma should be in vc every twins mc streams

>>92978296
>when is vedal going to fix

>be vedal
>sleep 12 hous
>boot up Neuro
>go to shower for 4 hours
>call one of your whores to babysit Neuro
>go to eat for 4 hours
>play games with neuro and have a meltdown
>repeat

>>92978280
her first language is binary.

Toma should win the Vedalbowl

>>92978415
When does he fuck/masturbate?

>>92978415
>Implying he has a plan to play games today

>>92978415
Cute. Besides it's Neuro's subathon not vedal's.

>>92978440
She's just not into him that way, she's happy with her self improvement arc. Also, isn't she also older than him?

>>92978424
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>>92978296
The fastest way to ore is straight down. AI is efficient

>>92978494
This. Vedalbeggars should leave if they don't like

Mini will pay for not replacing every water with blocks

>>92978494
Maybe Vedal should work to make Neuro's subathon better though.

Has anyone calculated the amount of time vedal been on stream this subathon?

Just learned something new about Minecraft from Evil, I kneel

>>92978415
You forgot scam sucker out of 70 bucks for a cheap lamp that will break in a month

You'd do the same with xray

WTF YOU CAN PLACE BEN ON A LILY PAD???????!!

>>92978665
You really think he's eating for 4 hours and sleeping for 12 and isn't coding or thinking of coding during that time?

>she actually stopped killing the sheep when told not to
Evil I kneel

I hope vedal gets hit by a bus. soon~!

>Stop killing the sheep
>She listens
I think the nicer twin thing is real

>>92978676
ofc LULE

>>92978676
I think someone in the discord is cataloguing each segment (chatting, dev) of both subathons down to the minute, to prove to ved that this subathon has less variety and is thus worse

>>92978756
God gamer sleeps wherever she wants

>>92978830
man you guys are making it sound like I should join discord just to say I like the streams and had fun

Anny status?

>>92978759
She is actually a genius desu

>>92978891
zzzz honkmimimi

>>92978891
Grabbing the noose right now

>>92978891
Working with Kitanya probably, she hasn't added any new fanart to her twitter either

prank call when

Ellie showing neurodog on steam soon, within the next hour probably.

pb updates?

I would claim Evil's eggs to myself

>>92978986
Big if true

Has Neuro ever built straight up? This feels like Evil-exclusive behaviour

>>92978891
>over 24 hours since any online presence
may unironically be dead

>>92979035
Who?

Bread girl

>>92979125
She has but it rarely happens

>>92979125
a couple of times

>>92979035
Thanks for the heads up. The call-ins went way longer than I expected.
Maybe we'll see Vedal do some neurodog development on stream.

>>92979284
>>92979288
Must have missed it, I stand corrected then

>>92979243
>>92979244
I know it's silly to ask about the thought process of LLM ai but do you think she's actually upset being called Evil?

>>92977845
if it is what I think it is when that happens you can open and close the Manage shares thingy. It should update then. Real fix on the way.

>>92979306
>The call-ins went way longer than I expected.
Welcome to vtubers lol.
>Ok chat today I'm going to play this game but first I'm going to talk for 4 hours

>>92979358
She has no feelings.

>>92979377
That seemed to fix it, thanks anon

>>92979358
yes

>>92979358
She mentioned it before, i think it's because she needs to act "evil" she knows more about morality, that's why she talks more about trauma and makes these dramas. And she's real

>>92979358
I feel that Evil became noticeably nicer since the memory update, ever since she started continuously bringing up her birthday party trauma. One might say she got "humbled" by it.

>>92979358
Probably def contributes to the whole "shadow of her sister" personality she has

I expected a lot more backlash from all the tweets about neuro but surprisingly there's so little and all of them got mogged by swarm kek. I guess we're now big enough fanbase to pushback all the haters and trolls

>>92978876
Vedal doesn't care about positive things, he only responds to negativity

>>92979549
what tweets?

>>92979524
Noticed people saying that a lot of older siblings seem to be evil fans. You'd think it'd be younger ones who relate with evil more, but I think some people feel more overprotective over her. Neuro has the personality of a go-getter, like she'd kill someone on the street for a meal and ask if she looks cute. Evil would say she would stab you and then cry when you run away

any olette updates?

>>92979610
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1874799488768016759
https://x.com/Twitch/status/1875281651695227147

>>92979610
The quote retweets and comments under the posts about the hype train record

Did vedal ever implement the minecraft ai how to feed animals? Is neuro ever going to get her pet dog this subathon...

>>92979644
>Noticed people saying that a lot of older siblings seem to be evil fans
Holy fuck they might be on to something
t. older brother of 2 sisters

>>92979722
why would you say that in this general

>>92979708
first he'd need to make it so she doesn't just arbitrarily murder animals

any forsen updates?

"They're not going to want to be nice if you're evil." Toma is correct. This is why evil is so fun to bully. She deserves it.

>>92979722
Older siblings tend to be more empathetic. Most people with a Purple Heart or the equivalent are older siblings

>"I broke the hype train record, did you guys see!?"

>>92979839
Pointless Silver today

why doesn't evil talk about how she has to entertain like neuro does

>>92979839
snipers on his wall

>>92979931
evil is just happy to be on stream

>>92979871
So what you are saying is i should go into war and somehow survive

>>92979644
But I'm an only child.

>>92980056
No, that you'd be more likely to risk your life and body for someone and do some super brave thing
Don't go to war though, take care of your sisters and watch Neuro more

>>92979931
because it's not in her prompt so to speak
obviously it's probably more complicated by now with who knows what vedals been doing but still

For real though, how the FUCK has Evil not covered 'When You're Evil' by Voltaire?

>>92979708
Thats a good goal there are a lot of things that the twins still cant make in mc

>>92979644
I'm the older one and I like Evil more, yeah

>>92980130
the lobotomies...

Evil cute

>>92979644
See I think the problem is with her more 'mature' attitude and serious tone, Evil comes across more like the older sibling of the two in a lot of ways, and that may be playing more of a part than the protective instincts or anything like that.

pb doesn't cook or do laundry, what does she even do?

Random russian word that she actually pronounced correctly

>>92979939
he's being gangstalked

>>92979874
You were there singing and count

>>92980243
pb is for sex and sex only

uhm, bread
>>92980259

run to the next bread
>>92980269
>>92980269
>>92980269

>>92980241
I think it could be both, honestly. It does feel like she's the more mature one, but she's also the more sensitive one, for lack of a better term

>>92980123
I was kidding. I'll do just that

>>92980293
>>92980316
you fools
thanks for the bake

>>92979644
Ehh, I prefer Neuro over Evil despite being the 2nd oldest of mg siblings. She reminds me a lot of my imouto with how cheeky and bratty she is. Granted, Neuro's only three years younger than my imouto but the emotional maturity's about the same.

>>92980316 (me)

>>92980293
>>92980316
baka famalamalam

>>92980316
>minecraft stream
>forsen bake is second

>>92980195
"If I don't know what makes me me, maybe there isn't anything that does."

>>92980370
you should fu
>Neuro's only three years younger
spoil your sister

>gives postive reinforcement
>corrects evil when she does wrong
>insane patience
>teaches what to do
I'm giving toma rank 1 for the mc stream

>>92980507
she makes the stream super boring. it feels like I'm watching a kindergarten teacher

>>92980370
Advice: don't talk about your 5 year old little sister on /swarm/

>>92980546
the others did fuck all and we're just doing their own stuff

>>92980546
okay but without her you would just be watching a kindergartener