/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

can this thread get a soundpost of synchronized pee 2

Sex with a fembud.

Day 93! Give it up for day 93!

>>92932643
Ebi has evolved!

I hear dog outside my home, you guys don't think it's

>>92932598
Come in little one

Day 95! Give it up for day 95!

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us shrimpers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

>>92932719
>>92932863
I like how the one that has hat in the filename has no hat. Also, which is it?! 93 or 95?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

I return from work. Now I must play video games

>>92932969
>*Le touché*

>>92932982
It's 96 days since 30 september for me, dunno how they count though \o/

The way Gura and Fauna talked to each other made it obvious they don't talk much off-stream, otherwise they would've told each other the simple things they talked about many times already.

>>92933018
>*Lo touchõ*

>>92933060
WHAT GAME

>>92933018
She's not lonely, she's a hag, and god only rests after working a whole week.

>>92933476
heh

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This year will have even less streams than last year.

>>92932863
>I love watching your streams
>What streams? - Gura 2025
Well that explains why Hololive considers her a brand risk. The malicious compliance might be worse than 2022. I don't think it was related to Fauna leaving but management has been lying to her and that is the only reason she would be that angry.

She didn't sound sad or sick at all. At what point will you realize how much of a manipulatove lying whore Gura is? How can you be so stupid to possibly think there isn't someone else?

MAN
I
LOVE
FAUNA!

>>92933805
>How can you be so stupid to possibly think there isn't someone else?
Everyone already knows but who cares? Any sane people in this community loves if vtubers have someone that supports them for real.

>>92933781
Is this bait, or are you retarded? Usually I would say it's bait, but most chumbuds are genuinely some of the stupidest, most cucked retards that cope more than anyone else I have ever talked to in my entire life.

>>92933959
No. You're simply a disgusting and pathetic cuck.

Are the shitposters just talking to each other now?

>>92934122
Ye, nothing new though. They would rather talk about that than the Bible or Halo for some reason

I've got a rrat for you... they planned the synchronized pee out in advance and that's why Gura didn't pee and Fauna knew that and took forever with the people before Gura cause she knew Gura was holding her pee. Then they peed together.

>>92934122
Wouldn't be the first nor the last time.

>>92934118
You are just the type that gets upset that the cashier have life and family too, that is so fucking pathetic. Picrel is obviously you, that's why you have such a sexist view of women because no one will ever look your way

>>92934122
Always has been

>>92934260
Thats no rrat chumbie. Thats the truth

Chumbies

>>92934255
I blame the fact they are brown

>>92934463
I told you two threads ago. Project Wingman first

>>92932874
*squeeeeb...*

>>92934601
There there, squeebbud... there there...

>>92934042
Anon you are so bitter and obviously you want someone to blame. Still it doesn't make sense for Gura to be doing long term damage to her Hololive career unless she was furious with management. The continuous "health" breaks that have been going on for over 2 years only look more suspicious with the recent graduations.

>>92934601

Shiori is playing Guras favoritue game with "Shovernites" or whatever her community is called. What could have been :S

Why does my browser want to translate this site from Vietnamese? Anyone also getting that popup?

>>92933781
Why should I think she was making a joke at Cover's expense rather than her own?

if you ask me, teamates were better at dealing with loss compared to """saplings""" itt

>>92934720
Muse Dash?

>>92934815
Could it be the demon LARPpost? >>92933544
If so that's my fault, sorry

>>92934968
>Dealing with loss
What do you expect, they're saplings

All faunas member streams are public now, have at it gray-leaves

>>92935345
I wish fauna did more members asmr. Its mostly watchalongs and some games though

>>92935345
i saw a third of them before canceling my membership a year or two ago, i saw all needed to see

>>92935476
I always love seeing this gif

>>92934696
Anon, Gura is clearly mentally ill. Most likely a pretty common depression. I know what its like because my sister is suffering from it and she is unable to do anything she previously did and is most of the time just lying around doing nothing and taking meds. It gets better slowly thanks to constant therapy. I hope Gura has a good therapist and recovers at some point. And yes, it can take a very long time to actually get significantly better.

>>92935433
There is a lot of doodling streams too, i like those, and it's also one of my fav Gura member streams, super cosy, i wish Gura did more

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

early-mid 2022 - just received an official 3D model from Cover, workload hit hard as she needed to do everything from home
mid-late 2022 - has mentioned a few times that she's working on original songs, was depressed by the EN Civil War started by the homobeggar faction
late 2022 - was talking in a members-only stream about the health issue she recently discovered after visiting the doctor
early 2023 - was traveling to Japan for the first time, was also sick and very nervous
mid 2023 - still sick + workload hit her real hard + her dream of performing on stage came true therefore suffering a mild burnout
August-October 2023 - was experiencing a slight respite yet the cancellation of some of her projects disappointed her (Kyun Vampire Girl Halloween cover was one of them), then all of a sudden her big project (presumably a sololive) received the go-ahead
late 2023 - some issues found, her big project cancelled. has mentioned that she needed to stay away from technology and that she was experiencing a burnout
early 2024 - was extremely depressed by the cancellation. the loli kami project suggested by her manager helped her get back into the swing of things. has mentioned the 3D outfit. has shared ideas for her new projects
mid 2024 - has mentioned manager meetings entirely dedicated to Full Color
August 2024 - has expressed some disappointment over the cancellation of her projects and the delay of Full Color, but she was also excited about receiving approval for her 2-year project (again)
late 2024 - Breaking Dimensions + Myth 3D + life stuff + graduations + EN Civil War 2 + hurricanes + some health issue + sololive prep. has mentioned that the 2-year project spent time on some irrelevant issues and that frustrated her
now - probably preparing for her surprise announcement stream
2025 - the 2-year project is finally released + Cover tries to rectify themselves at a rapid pace. Gura will truly be happy this time
mid-late 2025 - she becomes even happier as Marine finally takes the #1 spot from her

>>92934968
well one of them is truly gone for good the other one is still here in her own way

>>92935570
Yeah depression sucks cock. I had one for over a year and only recently started getting slowly better after taking meds for half a year.

>>92934968
amelia "dont member me, don't superchat me, don't expect to see me" watson had been prepping everyone for a year or more. fauna was in her prime and seemed really happy.

Chumbies I've developed a new method of taking the edge off of buldak. You need to melt the cheese first before mixing it in the noodles

>>92933310
Elden bling

>>92936436
go back retard

>>92935614
Hon hon squeeb squeeb!

Turns out Fauna "forgot" to play a pre-recorded message from Kiara, i have never liked or disliked Fauna, seemed like skimmed milk to me but fuck, now i love her

>How can you be so stupid to possibly think there isn't someone else?

Of course there's someone else Anon. Isn't it obvious? It's Ame/Dooby. In fact, here's a reminder that they are.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>>92937006
Kinda funny actually. I think she forgot after gooba showed up

I'm going to buy more buldak tomorrow

Am I retarded or did she sound more than buzzed during the call?

>>92937333
Chumbie, I don't think you've ever been buzzed before

>>92937261
Get something else, like carbo or kimchi, very delicioous

>>92937482
I'm not a big fan of the carbo. Too light on spice and taste. Maybe I'll try the kimchi

>>92937333
yup you know it, sounds like she had been hitting the galaxy gas

>>92937595
You guys are weird. My brain gets slow when I'm drunk.

>>92937474
I’m pretty buzzed at the moment while I make a shitty fettuccine Alfredo—I think I know well enough lol. But that’s beside the point: it feels obvious when someone who is used to drinking is suppressing how it looks outwardly.

>>92937750
you're taking me too seriously chumbie

Ah, classic. Gura is totally a drunk party girl druggie. Trust me, bro.

>>92937333
If you wanna see her gassed out of her mind, take a look at her Kingdom Cum Deliverence stream, she definitly was under the influence of something in that stream

>>92937872
I'm not good at jokes chumbie. I think I might actually be autistic

>>92937979
nah in this case its on me. i played it stone cold, poker face

>>92937916
I'm really excited for KCD2. It sounds like the devs are real proud of it

>>92932598
hey, kid. u want a candy?

I'm going marry Gura.

>>92936808
Nyaruhodo

>>92936955
La buuusé

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

>>92939300

>>92931551

>>92938083
Based dinoknights terrorizing Bohemia

>>92939300
Pls stop hiding, you nervous wreck. It's daijoubu.

>>92939379
I'm glad I ate before because I would be very hungry right now

>>92939379
Do you live in the 70s? What the hell is that cabinet? Anywhoo, nice bananabread, may it give you alot of prosperity

>>92939379
That is some tasty looking bread

>>92939379
That looks good chumbie.

someone pls post this original skyrim shork png

>>92939574
something about her face looks slightly me off to me now, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

Well, at least she's still got her owlsister

>>92939509
what's wrong with wooden cabinets? idk how old they are, we had them since I was a kid. it's where I store my pots and pans, and baking dishes. also the (marble?) plate on top isn't actually connected to them

>>92939574
>>92939552
>>92939503
it's sweet, soft and moist, and slightly crunchy on the outside

If you pay attention Gura was providing us with a hint as to why Fauna left

>>92939379
Now I want some banana bread.

it's too bad, because I really love her 2.0 overall, but it just doesn't look quite right at certain angles

>>92940099
Spell it out for me, I'm too tired and too dumb for stuff like this.

>>92940099
i wasn't. i only remember the pissing. is that relevant?

>>92940119
Most vtubers don't look right on certain angles because they haven't figured out Korean rigging magic yet.

>>92939379
i need to dip a fat slice of bananner bread in some milk or choccy milk...
am hungry now.

>>92940119
I think her 2.0 is hot as fuck. That bouncing motion she made by bobbing her head up and down drives me up a wall.

>>92940070
May I try a piece of your bread chumbie? I offer some bobr nuggies in exchange

I'm so far behind with Gura stuff. I only come here once a week now. I watched her Fauna collab. I know she was in Ina's concert, the Hololive NYE countdown and now Fauna's graduation. I Anything else I'm missing? I need to get caught up.

>>92940576
sure here you go

>>92940223
It has to do with management being too risk-averse and demanding them to be more family friendly https://youtu.be/vVqNHuCBPT0
She started the call-in with "I wanna PEE", which was very out of character for her. I think she's trying to dunk on the Fauna manager or EN management in general, a move that Fauna understood immediately

>>92940628
Mmm... tasty. Thanks breadbud. Enjoy your bobr nuggies

>>92940594
there was a members stream, you watch that?

Where the fuck does bananabreadbud lives? I can't really pinpoint it. My heart says rumania, but it doesn't fit, i would be supplies if it was anywere in USA, maybe argentinia or brazil

Fuck, i suck at geoguessr

>>92939379
Big bread look good

The Citadel got a sequel game. I know what I'm doing this weekend

>>92940291
>in some choccy milk
One choccy milk coming right up

Gura isn't the nice girl she pretend to be, at night she goes out and high five blind people

>>92940749
Hmm, I can actually buy this rrat. I did think it was interesting that's how she decided to start her call in. It was a very Gura move, but yeah, there could definitely be a deliberate element to it like that.

>>92941055
much appreciated choccy bud.

Literally just minutes ago, I got pulled over by the police patrol because I was going 31 MPH on a fast lane on a 25 MPH speed limit. And that's my day.

>>92941237
given the things gura said relating to mods actually watching members streams last members stream when months ago the were forbidden to do so it all makes sense.

>>92941425
retard you deserved it.

>>92941425
Sorry to hear that chumbie. I got caught in a speed trap too a couple years ago. I'm never going down that street ever again

>>92941327
Your picrel is deeply unsettling chumbie
I like it

>>92941509
i just crave choccy milk and some bananner bread rn as i am comming off this buzz i got going for a couple hours.

>>92941491
No, I didn't. There's a slope under a bridge so I had to speed up a little bit. Fuck those greedy fuckers. Thank god I just got a fair warning, not a ticket.

>>92941632
get fucked either way, back the blue

I've ended up getting sucked into the rabbit hole of of "Beating Minecraft with only/without any" type videos. It's pretty fascinating the things that are possible with clever planning and usage of mechanics. Some of them are pushing it with using stuff like glitches that mess with the save file, but still very interesting from a technical perspective.

>>92941430
>last members stream when months ago the were forbidden to do so it all makes sense
What?

>>92941425
Sorry to hear that bud. I hope they didn't give you a crazy ticket or anything like that.
Something similar happened to my brother a few years ago. There's a state law where he lives that requires drivers to declare if they have a firearm in the car if they are stopped by an officer. He told them it was in the glove box, and the officer was so impressed that he knocked $50 off of the $100 speeding ticket. Apparently people usually forget to do that.

>>92941986
months ago she mentioned how managers are not allowed to watch members streams
on her last members stream gura joked about how she couldn't say stuff because managers were watching so she should be careful.
that's what i meant.

>>92941982
Man I love restriction challenge videos like that. I recommend one in particular I watched a few weeks ago, "Can You Beat Age of Mythology as an Atheist"

Goob night.

>>92942078
while joking, it makes sense how hololive is changing and how bad talents had it before and now its getting worse thus even the ones who would have had the will to stay in hololive despite the hardships are the ones to jump ship now.

>>92942345
sleep well bud

>>92942295
AoM is the ugly step-child of the franchise, holy fuck it's so bad, fucking cartoon joke. AoE2 and EE2 are still the kings

>>92942676

>>92942766
sir, that's a fish.

>>92935345
Everyone who hasn't should watch her Austin Powers/Master of Disguise watchalong stream.

>>92943031
Can't she was shewing on ice during 80% of that stream, that really bothers me :/

>>92942676
Graphically it's the awkward pubescent teenager for sure, but I still love it.
Also here is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfm_Ad9uK4A
Holy shit some synchronicity just happened. My brother is playing some more KSP on Discord right now and he JUST brought up the topic of challenge videos of his own volition, totally independently and unprompted. Apparently someone landed on all the moons of Jool with the "worst" rocket engine in the game. It required a rocket with over 4000 parts and 900 in-game years to complete, and ends with the kerbals having to survive a crash at the end, thus leaving them stranded.
MAN I love challenge videos.

>>92942779
I want to sexually bully this fish T u T

collab when

>>92942779
it's clearly a barn owl, dumdum

>>92943668
Never, Gura has ghosted Kobo since before she ghosted us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7w68Y2TlCc

>>92943395
If you don't mind challenge videos on the sillier side, you could check out ambiguousamphibian. He's done a ton of challenges and survival runs for Rimworld, Sims, Project Zomboid and plenty of other games

>>92943031
I should go back and watch all her old member vods and watchalongs. I haven't seen most of them since she actually streamed them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazyhnymUQo

Let's urge Goob to sing this next time

>>92943972
I've seen a good number of ambiguousamphibian videos. Good taste, chumbie. His narration over SimCity 4, Spore, Zomboid, and so on is entrancing.

>>92944175
Goobnight

>>92944014
That's the first time i have seen a gay nihongo, i thought they were outlawed in JP

>>92932598
punt the smol ame

>>92944175
Oyasame

>>92944175
sleep tight buddy

>>92944191
:3

>>92943923
cute

I have a feeling that they will announce Gura's graduation right before Holofest, and that will be her last appreance.

>>92940760
Yes, the one from 3 weeks ago. I watched that

>>92945364
Nah tourist, they're not going to hang a graduation over Fes

>>92945461
Yes they will, it's very strategic, ticket and merch sales would go through the roof if the simps knew it would be the last opportunety

The crew of plucky kerbals have successfully returned from their research mission and have touched down on Kerbin with all the science of the Pol expedition in tow. It took them seven years in total as well as countless silly mistakes, ranging from forgetting to transfer the crew from the hab modules before re-entry to forgetting to install the parachute onto the command module, necessitating savescumming to inopportune points and repeating the long journey to and from Jool's orbit at least twice. They ultimately managed to generate 2800 science from experiments alone.
Meanwhile the audio of my brother's girlfriend playing The Stick of Truth has been audible in the background. There was yet more synchronicity as we heard both "Crab People" and "Let's Fighting Love".
My desire for Gura to play Kerbal Space Program has only grown stronger.

Yeah they're def waiting until after Fes to announce it. Also with only 20% of the big giant project remaining, it's definitely gonna be done by the time Fes roles around (which is usually March).

Calling it that that project is gonna be her Swan Song.

>>92945635
No, they won't want to risk causing a controversy. Announcement is mid April at the earliest

stinky

>>92945753

Gura is going to announce her graduation at CES, trust me.

Gurass

>>92945986
SNIFFFFF

Gura was extremely cute in her call-in
She sounded pretty positive. I'm sure things will remain good between them.

>>92945643
Kerbal space program would be a pretty neat stream. Gura launching Ina into space in minecraft is the closest we'll get though

What the hell does Gura even look forward to in Hololive anymore? Aside from her big project?

>>92946084
So, I've always regarded Gura as an angel. Like, an actual angel. And it occurred to me today, why should we expect to be capable of fathoming the thoughts and plans of a being beyond our understanding?
So I will not try. I simply believe in her.

>>92946075
What happened to KSP2? I didn't really follow the drama, did they CEO take the money and fled to Cuba or something?

>>92946084
Good question. Not much, it seems. She didn't sound too excited about FES when she mentioned it in the members stream.

>>92946221
Apparently Take-two did some gamer moves and the studio shut down

>>92946270
Good thing I'm going back to pirating fes this year
I'm not even gonna watch live, I'll just get the torrent

I need to remember to blink

>>92946877
Sometimes I forget to breathe.

>still online

>>92947414
Look at this tard watching someones computer on standby. Who cares about online, means nothing, come back when you log playing statuses

>>92947443
Also even if they did show his playing status, it still wouldn't prove anything lol.

>>92947414
Not gura related

Gura and fauna synced their piss

>>92947734
I had just woke up and had to go as well so I ran and made it back in time for Fauna to get back. I was very proud of that moment

Gura is a silly girl.

>>92948016
Proof?

Gura is a slitty girl.

>>92947414
yeah, me

Gura is a sully girl.

I miss her...

>>92948818
What's this from?

>>92949088
Hyperion

Too much elden ring. Too eepy

>>92949200
same desu

Fauna and Gura CHALLENGE PISSING

Thank you for crossing streams with fauna. That was really cute

>>92948818
>>92949123
I still don't get it, was it fauna or gura who wrote it? It's not very clear from your image and post

>>92949123
Those books have really cool covers. I've been interested in reading the series

I am inside your walls gura

Whore

>>92949763
Yeah your mom

>>92934305
Cashiers don't generally tell you they love you or are implicitly not supposed to have a boyfriend because they don't call themselves idols.

>>92949990
Yeah, vtubers and hololivers doesn't either you fucking retard. Imagine being so fucked up in the head that you think ENTERTAINERS aren't allowed to have whatever private life they choose to have

Fuck off, no vtuber will ever be your wife anyway so what the fuck are you fighting this for?

>>92934696
>it doesn't make sense for Gura to be doing long term damage to her Hololive career unless she was furious with management.
You realize cover wouldn't hesitate to fire her, right? They terminated their most profitable member over a menhera breakdown and they'd cut Gura out too if their relationship was as cartoonishly antagonistic as you so desperately want to believe it is. You're just retarded, anon. She isn't spiting her fans in some war with management. She just hates her fans. You can't accept that because you're a delusional cuck moron, so you invented a bad guy to be mad at instead. You're pathetic and cringe.

>>92950162
>They terminated their most profitable member over a menhera breakdown
When did Gura have a menhera breakdown?

Chumbies I should really wash my bedsheets more often. My pillowcase doesnt smell like ammonia anymore

>>92935570
>and is most of the time just lying around doing nothing and taking meds.
That is what depressed men do. Depressed women go out and have meaningless casual sex with multiple men to "find themselves".

>>92935829
>>92937020
Please get a lobotomy.

>>92950379
Calm down chumbie, you should be telling those posts above you that instead of Guramebud

>>92941237
Anon. That anon is a schizo. Don't reply to him.

>>92942078
She never said managers aren't allowed to watch members streams. That would be retarded.

>>92942364
Other members are doing just fine. You just have to accept that all of this is on Gura. Even if such restrictions were in place, then she must be too much of a stupid whore to make it work and takes it out on her "home" instead.

>>92947414
Not only that, but it didn't even start until after "5 AM". I think they're in Japan or something. Probably recording for fes.

>>92950119
Gura calls herself an idol, you morbidly obese melanoid fuck. She's a lying whore because she isn't just an entertainer. That's the point of idols, retard tourist. If it wasn't a big deal like you pretend it isn't, then she'd be honest about it, you sped cuck.

>>92947414
>>92950991
I cannot fucking wait for Gura to graduate, come back as HER and announce she's dating Dooby so these cuckposters can finally commit mass suicide like they should've done 3 years ago.

>>92951129
I hope Gura is getting reamed by 15" as we speak just to make you seethe. Go Gura Go

Gura and Fauna aren't friends off-stream. The things they talked about during that call-in were all very basic things they would've talked about before if they ever regularly talked together.

>>92951266
Ah the master of friendship is here!

>>92950119
>Yeah, vtubers and hololivers doesn't either
Why are you even here? You clearly don't watch streams. Gura literally told us she loved us last stream, you ESL gutter chimp.

>>92950265
Gura isn't their most profitable member. Not even top 5. Especially nowadays.

>>92951362
Yeah, i get that it is hard for a special-ed kid like you to connect the relevant parts of the original post that got quoted, i bet your asshole is 12" dilated as we speak

>>92951189
Gura was more lively and awake when she called into Fauna's stream than she's been on her channel at 8 PM in years. She's likely in a different timezone.

We're looping again bois

>>92951428
Anon, you're literally a cuck. Nothing you say matters at all. And on top of it all, I don't even think you're a chumbud. You don't watch streams and you're definitely not a member.

>>92950119
Isn't your dog-faced arranged married wife waiting for you, Muhammad?

>>92951548
I’m glad they are looping at 2am. Its sleepy time now

Gura is my real girlfriend, I'm so happy.

Gura
Wife

Does shark fin soup taste good?

I can save this nervous wreck of a womanchild. I will save her.

>>92951916
Apparently shark fin itself has basically no flavor, all the flavor comes from the other ingredients. Basically the entire point is that it's expensive and you can say you ate shark. Pretty pointless, I feel.

I hope Gura succumbs to her fake illness she pretends to have.

I think Inas AC prank was mid tier achually

>>92951189
The last time the hours flipped was when Gura was in Japan.

I love Gura and you should too.

>>92953484
I don't love lying whores.

>>92953561
Gross don't (You) me please.

No matter what has been or what will come, all that matters is that Gura has roastbeef cunny

NotFauna followed the homos already. Welp…

>>92954102
The bushy talk is one thing, but I won't stand for roast beef slander!

>>92954281
Following the two that were fired really highlights her hatred of management.

Gura has peach fuzz at most.

Friendly reminder: Gura said on stream that she wanted to make wigs out of her pubic hair, so she clearly is very bushy if she thinks it's enough for an entire wig

>>92955505
She also thought pubic hair referred to body hair in general at the time and I think she was just wondering if it would be possible, not specifically something she would do.

good morning monsieur

>>92955903
goob morning, I was at work all night and I still haven't went to bed yet.

>>92956078
dont do it chumbie, lack of sleep is bad for your liver

btw wawa is reading fortune for goob soon

>>92954555
What's wrong with roast beef?

>>92956363
Fortune readings? I don't really like those, they've been mean to my goob...

>>92956390
Lose morals

what did gura do...

>>92956705
What's Fort Bragg and what's going on in Fort Bragg?

>>92956705
Probably nothing. When a trend is that low its often just general acivity they decided to show you instead of some random shitcoin trend of random replaceable pop star number 36. Gura probably always has roughly that many tweets going at any time

Great Luck Gura!!!

>>92957056
She's going to be daijoubu?

MOTHERFUCKER i was told that gura wasn't going to show up yesterday, a chumbie even pinky promised me! I demand retribution

>>92957238
Endless possibilities and a great career ahead
her success will continue to come effortlessly

>>92957304
Don't trust random anons on the internet so readily. Can you even be sure that was a chumbie?

Gura got great luck in Kiara's fortune reading btw.

>>92957665
Rigged, imagine the seethe in catalog if agent orange gave her bad luck?

>>92957665
gura year confirmed, we out here

I don't believe in fortune telling unless it benefits me, then it's not real.

>>92957665
Eh, it's AI so it's not a real fortune desu

>>92954281
>>92955312
And it's probably just the beginning, saplings on life support right about now :D

Seeing how Nimi followed HER it probably means that she knows that she will be active on that account soon in the future. Why else would you follow a currently not active account?
The writing is on the wall...
And she'll probably be a dolphin to continue with the marine theme, that Dobbie the dolphin wasn't a simple joke, it was a hint all along

>>92959008
She's been following them on LL for a while, retarded catalog tourist.
>:D
Jam a shotgun barrel into your throat and pull the trigger please.

Dwamafagging is so dumb. Especially when it gets into "oh they fuckin' territory.

>>92959247
>>92959264
Seethe, you know the same will happen with notGura :D I will laugh while you cry yourself to sleep

finally happy with that one song that i originally wanted to make for this image

>>92959408
I recognize your posting style. You really love fishing for reactions. Well it worked, your emoticons frustrate me more than any words you could ever accompany your posts with. You are not cute.
Not cute like Gura.

>>92959408
You type like a tranny. Hang yourself.

>>92959673
I like it when AI and artists give Gura defined lips T u T

by the way I didn't say it during the stream but I'm very sad that Gura didn't say anything when she got back, she knows we like timing her pees and she denied us

Have you ever got a stinky rash?

Chumbuds
Home

>>92959673
Btw i initially wrote this back in midst of 2022, this song has unironically gone through hundreds of changes from genre to style, to main message, length, etc (if you search the archives you might find a few of the previous versions as well)
Still not 100% happy with it, but its good enough for me

>>92960093
Yeah okay, but can you post it on a real host, not gonna install the 4chan malware just to listen to your mixtape

I don't want Gura to stay in hololive anymore after Ame and Fauna left.

>>92960172
Yeah but neither would gura, and its too bad for her to listen to it, while if i post it in a real host she might come across it
try this https://files.catbox.moe/egzqd3.mp3

>>92960351
Oh, you have the voice of an angel, good job mister

>>92960034
No matter what anyone says, she considers us her home! Well I mean if you're not a gray.. But you know she loves the gray fans as well.
It's just among the grays there's a much higher percentage of people who aren't fans at all and just straight up only want to be there to hate her. And while the chat is still fast in her member streams, the public ones are even more scary fast often.
TLDR: please don't scare my daughterwife or overload her senses...

>>92960414
the voice is all ai, the lyrics are my own (its actually much harder and annoying to make something "passable" and true to the original songs vision in ai than it appears but its still "just" ai)
https://files.catbox.moe/tvk0sx.mp3

Imagine how easy it would be for some schizo to firebomb Cover's office or Fes venue since Japs never expect anything like that to happen, just remember Kyoani.
That's crazy huh? Good thing Hololive's fanbase doesn't have mentally unwell people.

>>92960832
Posting this in the wrong thread shitposterkun, we are all good shrimps here

>>92960892
Letting evil flourish while doing nothing makes you evil.

>>92960996
You're picking the wrong target if that's your philosophy.

>>92960996
Go fight China then if thats your view. Leave everyone else alone

>>92961063
>China
You mean Israel?

>>92961119
You might as well lump America in there too if you're going that way.

>>92960996
Out of all the evil forces in the world you decided to fight against the one that hosts anime girls. Thanks for the self esteem boost, found a bigger loser than myself today.

I'm going back to bed. Please stop being weird when I wake up. I still haven't slept, what the heck.

>>92959110
>Why else would you follow a currently not active account?
The same reason everyone else follows it, you coping retard.

>>92961456
This anon has -100 aura

I only wish the greatest luck upon her. I love her.

>>92961456
Everyone else don't have constant access to Gura and don't know what she's planning unlike Nimi, you absolute fucking retard.

What streams?
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>92961933
Anon someone's performative vtuber identity followed someone else's performative vtuber identity. None of these are private accounts they are signals for audiences. "I love the account you identify as Gura/HER".

>>92962251
*wheeze*

Stop saying "kek"!

>>92959955
seriously how does someone defeat a stinky rash, I am not gura

>i am not crazy! I know i heard that dog! I knew it barked after she said "you're awesome". One second after she said that. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! We just... we just couldn't prove it. She, she covered her tracks, she got that manager at Hololive to cover for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That KU-100! Are you telling me that a well-paid chuuba can't just buy it? No! She earns more than orchestras! Gura! She wiped her pee on her shirt! We all heard it! The grays should have. We took her into our own heart! What were we thinking? She will never change! She'll never change! Ever since she was 9000, always the same! Couldn't keep her feet rubbing on the glass! But not our Gura! Couldn't be seiso Gura! Stealing them blind! And she gets to be an idol!? What a sick joke! We should've stopped her when we had the chance! And you - you have to stop her...

low quality ritualposts is all we got nowadays huh?

>>92962847
lol

/ggg/ should retire like their oshi

I wonder what kind of dog breathe Gura got

>>92961933
And yet sen still has hundreds of thousands of followers you complete fucking clown. Why do they follow her if they don't know what is going to happen with that account?
Fauna following it means literally nothing and yet you just assumed the ONLY reason that Fauna would do it is if she knew for certain that it will be active again. Your leaps in logic are retarded.

>>92962775
go to the doctor you can die from those

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

>>92961933
Gura and Fauna don't talk much off-stream. If they did, they wouldn't have told each other the basic things they did during the call-in. They would already know a bunch about each other if they talked off-stream, but they were surprised and reacted to stuff like "I like your singing" as if they had never heard the other one say those kinds of things before. They are not close friends off-stream.

>>92964014
It's a bot actually

Man I hate bots, I was about to buy the 9800x3d when it got snatched by what I assume is a bot. Please I just need the cpu and ram to finish my build you cunts!

Her first christmas in Hololive she ate a lettuce mayonnaise sandwich, on christmas eve, that was sad, i still think about it. May her latest christmas have been more christmas-y

>>92964522
She spent the holidays with the person she loves, so yeah, great for her.

>>92964707
If true, that makes me very happy

>>92964522
>>92964707
>>92964778
>cuckposter schizo literally talking to himself now
Grim. Maybe you should stick to phase instead.

>>92964849
Has samefag accusers ever been right?

>>92964707
>still no proof of anything years later
Pathetic.

>>92964479
just buy intel lol

>>92964956
Didn't you hear the dog barks yesterday?

>>92964902
>inspect element proves I'm not samefagging
Lol

>>92965063
No since I'm not a hallucinating schizophrenic like you are.

>25 deleted
This is why /vt/ needs flags. Imagine how easy it would be to ignore schizos and their samefagging.

>>92965086
Inspect element does not persist after reloads, your move mega-schizo

>>92965589
>mac
Haha fag

>>92962964
Repent hereticbud, my ritualposts are peak

>>92965586
Flags are for fags we need thread ids. Flags would just reduce discussion into flag bickering. Ids on the other than would allow you to mute a specific faggot away if he's acting like a retard.

>>92965897
No, flags are good because then you can safely ignore anyone from SEA and other shitholes.

>>92966024
sex

>>92966024
Rape

>>92965986
I normally and in a perfect world would agree with you but those subhumans have invaded many what used to be good healthy nations with their dysgenic beings. No ids would be better.

lol, no way mods deleted all those posts at once, fucking pathetic anon was the low-tier poster all along singlehandedly, go figure he self-deleted his shitposts

>>92966503
You do know they can nuke all posts from an IP when they give bans right? I know because it happened to me once. Even unrelated posts in different threads got deleted.
The faggot just got jannyraped lol

goob morning chumbies

>>92966657
Goob morning

What even keeps you going? Serious question.

That's a lot of deleted!

I've been lurking in the comment section of the VOD and I've noticed that most of the people breaking containment are Europeans. From the ones with weak OPSEC, I've identified one Italian, one Czech, one spic, one Canadian, and a bunch of Russians, but sure, the threadshitters are from SEA. Whatever you say.

>>92967122
Probably just seashitters falseflagging as europeans

>>92967230
gura doesn't wear panties

>>92967566
Does that look like Gura to you?

what ztreams

>>92967566
False she wears them sometimes.

>>92968293
She only wears them so we can have fun taking them off.

>>92948818
Aim better next time.

>>92965831
no mine are

Dino

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

MY wife

MY Gurandma.