/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Day 25! Give it up for day 25!

>>92788666
SNIFFFFF

I must protect this girl.

I love my wife so much!!

>>92788682

I must sex this girl.

Why didn't Gura get invited to the big ARK server? Was...he not watching her at the time?

not gonna read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>92788682
Should have a crabposter that counts from public streams, i happened to go into her channel yesterday and it is 3 months since last graystream

>>92789633
Would ruin this little whore T u T

>>92790272
I'm gonna ruin this anon whore T o T

>>92789296
Write better fanfiction. This stuff is getting really boring.

>>92790081
Would need a different crab edit. Maybe make it grey.

I don't love Gura anymore.

It is 1/2/2025 at 5:44 AM and I am the last chumbie

Day 94! Give it up for day 94!

>>92791160
You forgot the hat.

Fuck off, Kiara, you dumb fucking bitch.

>>92791226
That's the original, i'm not gonna edit the imposter crabs shitty version

>>92791272

>>92791234
What makes you think she is here? Too bad I would like questions answered.

Gura cute!
Cute Gura!

>>92791375
You're kidding, right? As if the biggest, most obnoxious sociopath of them all wouldn't spend nearly all of her free time in here plotting and scheming and gossiping. You're being dishonest.

Any suggestions for 2025 buds? I have no idea what to do this year, 2024 i spent almost the entire year waiting for her return, but i think i'll be doing something else this year, so yeah, suggestions?

>>92791562
If she is or was she is not posting any kind of information for us. She knows a lot of the Gura stuff and other Holostuff going on. I know she does because... well it don't matter.

New year and the self-replier is still at it because no one else cares about his shitty larp?

>>92791195
Knife spoon

>>92791664
Ok, """""""anon""""""".

>>92791628
I'd suggest finding a side hobby to keep you occupied. Treat every Gura appearance like a holiday.

>>92791884
I don't know which Gura is the cutest, that gif or picrel

>>92791562
God I love her

This thread keeps getting weirder

>>92792684
what do mean chumbie?

>>92792684

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>92793097

N

>>92794738
I'm intrigued, go on

I

>>92794738
I

Nii

>>92791375
Why are you responding to the pajeet?

Why do chumbuds hate girls so much?

>>92795108
I love girls but if I talk about having sex I'll get called a normalfag so I pretend I'm like everyone else.

>>92795108
Because Gura betrayed and abandoned us.

I don't watch Gura, but I admit she's very cute and all
I just checked her channel and the last time she streamed was 3 months ago
Is she streaming somewhere else or is it just normal for her not to stream for months?

>>92795436
Pay membership

>>92795436
She's a whore, anon. Don't bother. Your life will be better off not knowing her.

>>92795436
her >recent appearances have been membership and other girls' channels and yes it is normal

Goob morning.

>>92795929
FUCK OFF...asshole

>>92790963
>>92788682
there was a gray crab posted like 3 weeks ago, you can try find it

>>92795929
Goob nite

Daily reminder that Gura only like females

I am canceling my subscription

I wish EN liked each other enough to do a 24 hour special

>>92796720
Fembud?

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>92797186
I am doing a Gura Minecraft marathon, every single Minecraft stream in a row, while programming, pretty cosy comfy actually

>>92797186
Work and sleep. eating since christmas is taking its toll

>>92797186
Stay in bed all day and veg out to Mikkorone 24

>>92797249
160k viewers, wtf, is it a special stream? (other than being a 24)

>>92797214
I don't know how anyone can do this to themselves. Reminding yourself of how much better everything used to be and how much she used to care about us and how she will never care again sounds like a form of self-harm.

>>92797308
It was 200k earlier. It's Miko and Korone's huge event stream they did for a couple years but then they didn't do it last year.
It's sponsored by coca cola and they have a ton of holos doing various events throughout the next 24 hours.

I see all the other Holos streaming, releasing songs, MVs and lots of content and I get really sad that Gura has become a shadow of her former self. What a tremendous downfall. You wonder what could have been. So much talent and potential wasted. It will forever not be tragic.

>>92797308
The clips from mikkorone 24 2022 are pretty funny and would probably give you a better idea of what ot is. Basically a bunch of skits/improv/competitions/just general silliness for 24 hours that gets more and more unhinged as the day goes on..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VNxObENJDms

>>92797694
Gura never had the talent required to be a holo. Her talents were better suited to being a whore.

>>92797694
Be sure to tell her that.

>>92797398
It's actually been 2 years since they did it. The last one was in december 2022 IIRC.

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

>>92797774
Ew, never reply to me again you rancid speck of shit

>>92797774
I think she did have the talent to be a holo, but she's never stuck through with anything for more than a few years in her entire life. She lacks passion and can't bring herself to care about anything or anyone.

>>92797855
Monkeys and the monkeylike are funneh

I wish we would make daylight savings permanent. It's really easy to flip AM to PM or PM to AM and add an hour to figure out the time in Japan. But during standard time I have to add two hours and that sucks.

>>92797930
Again you should tell her that since you apparently know her so well.

>>92798094
I agree Gura, counting to 2 is super hard

>>92798192
Anon. She chose to leave. She chose to be a whore and shit out a kid or whatever happened.
There's nothing left to say to her.

i'm so tiwed of being hewe
suppwessed by aww my chiwdish feaws
awnd if uwu have tuwu weave
i wish thawt uwu wouwd juwst weave
'cause youw pwesence stiww wingews hewe
awnd iwt won't weave me awone

these wounds won't seem tuwu heaw
thiws pain iws juwst too weaw
thewe's juwst too much thawt time cannot ewase

whewn uwu cwied i'd wipe away aww of youw teaws
whewn uwu'd scweam i'd fight away aww of youw feaws
awnd i hewd youw hawnd thwough aww of these yeaws
but uwu stiww have aww of me

uwu used tuwu captivate me by youw wesonating wight
now i'm bound by the wife uwu weft behind
youw face, iwt haunts my once pweasant dweams
youw voice, iwt chased away aww the sanity in me

these wounds won't seem tuwu heaw
thiws pain iws juwst too weaw
thewe's juwst too much thawt time cannot ewase

whewn uwu cwied i'd wipe away aww of youw teaws
whewn uwu'd scweam i'd fight away aww of youw feaws
awnd i hewd youw hawnd thwough aww of these yeaws
but uwu stiww have aww of me

i've twied so hawd tuwu teww mysewf thawt uwu'we gone
but though uwu'we stiww with me
i've bewn awone aww awong

whewn uwu cwied i'd wipe away aww of youw teaws
whewn uwu'd scweam i'd fight away aww of youw feaws
awnd i hewd youw hawnd thwough aww of these yeaws
but uwu stiww have aww of me

I think Gura might be in Japan recording her holofes performance. It would explain why someone's hours have shifted to staying up until 10 AM every night. It's what happened last year.

>>92799051
That EXACT thing happened to me in middleschool, i went to the dentist and the dentist had massive knockers, she couldn't get close enough to look into my mouth because her massive knockers would be in the way, so she kinda had to rest them on my forehead while leaning over to scrape my teeths

>>92799108
i bet she just wanted to rest her boobs on a middle schooler no way she's doing that to adults

>92798938
poor, clueless anon...

>>92799108
i remember getting my haircut as a middle schooler and the lady straddled my leg

>>92799995
Holy cute sex

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>92800670
No such thing, sex is devils work

>>92799187
Would make this nun lose nun status T u T

>>92800774
My stomach hurts

>>92801006
Why does your tum tum hort?

>>92801185
To much KitKats and stale BigMacs :/

>>92800734
Repent hereticbud

>>92795436
>is it just normal for her not to stream for months?
Yeah, the alternative is the exception, not the rule

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>92788801
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

>>92800712
samen

>>92804167
And trust is the first step on the road to ruination.

What did Gura use her four million-sub wishes for, again? Did she ever say?
I feel like she's always getting short-changed though that's what happens when you can't count, huhaha

>>92805092
She used it on her 2 year project which is a 100 chumbies in 1 day challenge T u T

Baguraette honhonhon

I wish to eat salmon roe

>>92790081
>>92790963
>>92796009
Day 92! Give it up for Day 92!

Gura is so fucking sexy

goob goob?

The 2+ year project is the asmr love nest.

I wanna lick Goob's butt through her panties :3

>>92807179
same desu

>>92805276
I bought salmon and it's been in the fridge but 4 days over the "best before". Wondering if I should still eat it. Starting to smell what an unwashed Goob goob would smell like -- it's smell delicious and fishy.

Sex with a fembud.

>>92805522
kek

>>92807970
ew no

>>92808015
You are that kind of person huh, retard

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

If I sleep all day tomorrow and don't wake up that means Fauna won't graduate right?

>>92808546
No

>>92808546
Fauna is graduating?

>>92801570
no u

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>92808775
This anon have negative aura

>>92808752
no, its just a joke everyone is playing on the saplings because they've been annoying bitches for the past however many years

>>92809037
Nice

Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving, keep moving -- if you wanna know what Rockefeller grove is

I can't believe some sick people want to sexually bully this little girl

>>92810405
Little girl? How new?

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125824279
SEX

>>92810405
>bully her
Never.
>sexu(ally) her
Always when she's in a naughty mood.

>>92804755
This is really nice for AI slop.

>>92791272
Her john deere, big steer, hulking green corn-picking' machine

>>92811790

I think it's about time we stop sexualizing her altogether.

>>92808775
BURN APOSTATEBUD

>>92811609
As an AI slop artist myself I respect those who don't rip off a drawn artist's style + spend some time inpainting and utilizing photoshop to polish their image. Agree, it's good not to disregard AI slop if there's effort and a nice final image produced.

another new follow activity

For King and Cunny!

AI sloppers deserves no respect, expect for Dinobud ofcourse

>>92812592
expect?

>>92812592
Its necessary for the dino. Palps hasn't made any new dino content in a long time

>>92812455
... So when little Goob starts to blush you won't help her in they way she needs?

>>92812532
who

>>92812715
>that dino goob
Wait Gura doesn't fart fart though..?

>>92812532
Lies and deceit.

>>92813005
Omocat

>>92813106
that's not new that's old

I'm tired of this fandom being so weird.
Act normal, guys.

>>92813177

>>92813106
kill yourself slowpokenig

>>92813177
I want to change your diaper

>>92813005
idk

Haven't used it today

>>92813403
Don't say this word you'll summon him....

>>92813229
idk this really looks like Ina is enjoying herself, arching her hips into it, throwing her head back and moaning in pleasure.

>>92813507
You just used it, though.

>>92813229
Oh well, Gura likes to eat cunny.

Well fuck you Gura that makes you and I both.

I don't wanna go to work tonight

>>92813507
based

>>92813953
>sits on your face after you've come home from working your work shift.
that's why i love goob. she would do this.

Why is Gura staring at Laplus so much?
https://youtu.be/urOB39G656I

Who do you guys believe in this whole Kronii and Fauna falling out situation?

>>92815373
Neither, they're both whores.

>>92815373
im not familiar with who said what and whatevers going on but i like fauna more than kronii. side chosen

>>92815373
I like fauna. Kronii is being weird about it

Off to the afternoon shift.
If I see any cybertrucks I'm calling the fucking cops and booking it.

>>92815924
Goob luck bud and stay vigilant

>>92815924
Ford Lightning are dangerous during these times of year too, be safe out there bud

>>92815924
Aren't faglons stupid cars exploding all the time during the winter?

New degrees of lewdity content.
>This update adds a housekeeping class to school. It also adds cooking, a choice of facial expression styles, lets the PC auction off their virginity at the brothel, and adds new stalking sprites.
>There are four facial expression styles, called demeanours. The PC can choose between catty, aloof, sweet, as well as the original, gentle.

>>92789296
Reminder that they are.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>>92817206
The yellow one is DEAD now. She no longer exists.

>>92817102
Neat. Time to put some time into it again

>>92817102
thats cool and all but i want more farm content, not sure what i expect but i want it

Gura ugly!
Ugly Gura!

>>92816007
>>92816053
>>92816273
ily~

I just woke up

Kinda sad that we're not even getting one last SNOT because of Kronii's unbridled autism and pettiness
Man...

>>92818949
>>92812498
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

I think Gura should play milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk and it's sequel milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

Ok back to sleep

notGura will continue to interact with notFauna through X
that's my random prediction

1 more day for no more fauna posters!

>>92820577
Lol

>>92820846
hows that song go? Celebrate good times come on!! something like that

>>92820577
You can stop with the names autism, mods don't care anymore after Doob's debut.

I like when h-games have panic buttons. Very soulful

a bunch of kemono fanboxes updated! yay!

I have always used ham in my grilled cheese but the store wear out ham so i got salami instead, fucking delicious with salami in grilled cheese, much better than ham, you'll been scammed your entire life

PS. Goob

>>92821793
I love this goob so much you have no idea

>>92821912
Try grilling it on a radiator

>>92822471
Your mom is a radiator

If Gura was a Naruto character she would be Gara. Quiet but extremely powerful.

>>92825083
she would be choji actually

>>92825376
Why

>>92825407
fat

>>92815373
I'm inclined to not trust Korean women

>>92825508

I'm the last chumbud

>>92825083
No she is Neji. A character who started out strong but then fell off hard

>>92826135
Gura is actually kakashi. Shes super cool

>>92826135
Neji needed to die to show how the war arc was no laughing matter.
He didn’t fall off. He was the sacrificial lamb.

I’m watching my favorite Gooba vod

>>92826781
and that is?

>>92826977
FUCK OFF, don't indulge attentionwhores, what is wrong with you?

My birds get really concerned when I act autistic

>>92826977
https://www.youtube.com/live/Gzsa_B-9mOc
This one. I’m 10 minutes in if you want to watch it with me

>>92827143
Gura dies

>>92827223
in part 6

>>92825083
she would be Itachi. very talented and skillful with a heart of gold, but forced by the situation to go fuck all

>>92827061
What did you do?

>>92827732
I like to slap and clap when I walk around. Then I do I really high pitched sigh and they sound super concerned when I do that.

>>92828044
That sounds fun and autistic

While in work, i have the gnawing daily feeling that she did an unarchived and i missed it.

I caught the jeb

yeb

>>92826209
Kakashi is too cool and charismatic to be compared to Gura

>First wagecuck'd day of the year and back from vacation
>Already wanting another vacation from soul sucking customers
I am tired Chumbies.

>>92829834
What do you intend to do with the jeb

>>92830959
I'm going to feed yeb steaks and spaghetti-os

>>92830657
Hang in there wagebud

>>92831038
I had a nice ribeye with a crabcake and red wine sauce with a pecan pie dessert on New Year's Eve, my last meal of 2024. One of the best meals I've had in years.

>>92829834
>>92831038
More Palworld soon?

>>92832772
Mh arc next

>FaunFaun gone tomorrow
>No more chumbie prime
It almost doesn't feel real buds :(

>>92833223
I'm going to miss the last chumbie of hololive EN

>>92833314
At least we've still got the Moom

Wife soon?

>>92833478
**we've still got the Orc

>>92833478
I like moom

>>92833748
I like (You)

>>92834546
Thanks chumbie

>>92834725
C'mere you

How are you liking Judges biblebud

>>92835290
I finished Judges a couple days ago. Its the most brutal book of the Bible so far. Samson killing 1000 dudes with a donkey's jawbone was pretty crazy

>>92833478
She's almost as dead as Gura

>>92835572
Naruhodo. Goes to show why the Bible is actually metal as fuck. The Lord is a Man of War - no matter what all the heretical, lukewarm megachurch televangelists, aesthetically bankrupt charismatics, and other such grifters will have you believe.
So you're onto Ruth now? It's pretty short iirc, so maybe you're already onto Samuel?

Gura and Mumei are both busy being married to me.

>>92836084
seeeex 3d mumei is soo seeeex

>>92791422
Those legs... are divine... So shiny... So... soft and smooth... and squishy too...

>>92836027
Yeah, I'm a couple chapters into Samuel now

Sometimes i feel like some people talk way to much about a topic just to get added to the list

When's Fauna graduating again?

>>92836818
20 hours from now

>>92836931
Fuck

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>92836264
How you liking it so far?

Gura smells

>>92837419
like my goom

>>92815373
I think if they were actually friends, they would be collabing and talking. I think Kronii's line about how she's above showing it on stream is absolute bullshit, especially considering she made the effort to show up for Ame and broke down crying in Ame's Aquarium stream, which proves she doesn't even believe what she's saying herself.
The truth is if Kronii cared about Fauna at all, then she'd want to be a part of her final moments in hololive because this is important to Fauna. That should be all the reason a friend needs. That's why Gura came back to do a stream with her.
So Kronii is just a liar. She hasn't even said Fauna's name in almost a year.

>>92837369
Not much has happened so far. Eli just died by falling backwards and Samuel just became the top priest

>>92837623
The bible is pretty spicy huh?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>92837623
what a retard, how can you die from falling backwards.

>>92837747
Hes just old and blind

>>92837719
ye

Grraaachanannnnn

>>92815373
>>92837486
QRD?

>>92838486
>>>
> Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)02:57:10 No.92837747▶>>92837847
>>>92837623
>what a retard, how can you die from falling backwards.
>>>
> Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)02:58:51 No.92837847▶
>File: 1729207722737458.png (250 KB, 481x506)
>>>92837747
The fat anon you quoted gave you QRD you tarded tard

>>92838600

Will any members of Advent or Justice be good frens with Gra-chan?

I sure wish Gura would fucking stream

>>92838781
She's too busy with me

>>92838781
Gura is streaming in my mouth though?

>>92838781
bruh, give up, she done with it.

I wish my pants weren't so itchy

>>92838976
What kind of pants are you wearing chumbie

I fell asleep watching my favorite Gura vod

>>92839093
Itchy

>>92839272
tasty

When i am done diddling assembling this darnest hifflin time machine I am sure to give highschool Gura a cozy comfy hug

>>92839093
NTA but I’m wearing pajama pants

>>92839316
that thing can reach 88 mph huh? cool beans

>>92839446
This is probably bad but I wash my pajama pants every 6 months

>>92839568

What kind of special-ed is Gura actually? Like, if i was her husband, would i need to wipe the drool from her chin on 10 minute basis?

>>92839568
i sleep on my lycra boxers, it feels great to have the sheets and my skin touch.

>>92840406
I want to touch your skin

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125846042

>>92838939
Then why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>92840406
I sweat too much and if my sheets get sweaty then it’s game over

>>92840766
if you shower before going to sleep then it's fine if you wash your covers and sheets on a weekly basis

>>92840863
I do neither of those things…

>>92840863
what the fuck every week? are you insane?

>>92841279
is it a crime to wash them weekly just like you do your clothes?

>>92841509
yes, it's adding multiple loads even more if you have more than one bed to wash

I should probably wash my clothes tomorrow

>>92841551
i live alone so i do my laundry on my day off, i throw everything into the washing machine and then the dryer. i wash the bedsheet and the cover alongside my 7 changes of clothes plus a windbreaker i use all week.
i spend the entire day nakey

I just wear the same jeans to work every day and then wash them on Sundays you guys are weird

I’ve shit in every pants I’ve known

goobnight
i love gura

>>92842570

>Animal crackers in my soup!
>Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop!
*Crowd begins booing aggressively.*

>>92842848
nighty night chumbie

>>92842848
Goobnighto

>>92842958
>>92842848
>>92843020

Good night

>>92842848
Sleeb well

>>92843133
This is cute because you can see where she was nibbling before she passed out