/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>92605555
Its so cute and hits right in my kokoro

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I am the one who loves Gura the most

>>92605755
Woahh!! Sugoi!

>>92605755
Nice you got up to a 30% chnace to crit with ranged attacks and apply a 500% DOT effect afterwards with those things

Irrelevant now and anyone who still stays are just miserable cucks

Anyone who hates Gura is gay, and rancid, and smells of cum and pajeet doodoo.

Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

>>92605472

>I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been

I can't believe I married Gura, an actual child...

I'm in real schizo hours right now.

>>92606307
Oh nyo…

>>92606346
oh yes

>>92606307
Oh really? Say something schizophrenic right now.

>>92606160
It's funny how anti's will say she's old news and past her prime and yet she'll still pull in numbers even on other girl's streams.

Gurass

>>92606391
nyo

>>92607049
I knew you didn't have what it takes.

>>92607166
You mean the fucks to give? Correct.

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us squeebers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

gura sexy

>>92607355
But if you were truly a schizo, wouldn't you have the fucks to give?

Gura is hairier than a Mack truck pilot, she has skidmarks as one too

Gura is sedated

>>92608196
*squeeeeeeeeeb*

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUUUREAT
AGAIN!

>>92605555
My daughterwife is so talented

I have 2 apologies to give

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

We were talking about that girl who banged 100 dudes in a row. I said she regretted it and looked upset. Another anon replied that she wants to do 1000 now. I called that anon a dumb bitch retard. As it turns out, I was the dumb bitch retard. I am sorry for that.

>>92608225
Nay, you underestimate the schizo. You think it is something base and vulgar. My schizo is beyond that. It is calculated yet irrational. It is considerate yet callous. I have ascended to being a Shitposter Incarnate.

>>92609388
She will forever be remembered as a morbid lesson in what NOT to do in a female's life. I feel sorry for number 100 let alone number 30's.

And my other one: this one time in here someone mentioned liking Garand Thumb. I said that guy sucked. In truth; I’ve never watched that channel. I’m sorry for saying the person you liked sucked. I shouldn’t have done that.

>>92609437
>how anon sees himself

>>92609665
I don't know how guntuber's can be disliked unless they support less guns in the hands of civilians. Californian btw.

>>92609388
she wants to do 1k because she's doubling down instead of taking accountability for her terrible life choices. she already disassociated after the first 20 or so and was a mess after the whole ordeal
>>92609584
this.

>>92609665
I think I vaguely remember posting a Garand Thumb April Fools video on UNSC weapons a few months back. This was when the thread was on one of its big Halo kicks.
On the off-chance it was me that you were replying to chumbie, you are forgiven; don't worry about it. I'm likewise sorry if I have ever done or said something pointlessly mean to any of you guys for no reason.

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

Gura's voice is like a purr.

>>92609665
It was me and my gunshii is now Charlie.

>>92606425
SNIFFFFF

>>92609165
Hon hon squeeb squeeb!

God, I hate hackers. Been a while since I encountered one in Elden Ring. The ones that like put on a light show and then leave are kinda fun, but this one did some weird thing that caused the game to lag like crazy and then kick me to the title screen. I don't understand why some people just like ruining other people's fun.

>>92610304
For sh’ghetti and sapling too!!!

>>92610932
I lub sh’ghetti and shaplings!!

>>92610990
I lub both of those things too

I kinda want spaghetti now, it's been a while since I've made some.

>>92609758
yes but no, but yes

>>92610845
I’m sorry that happened to you chumbie. I never understood their mindset either.

>>92611103

>>92609388
She seems like she has a mental illness that makes her self destructive, I feel bad for her.

Soooo... was it a strong year, chumbies?

>>92611445
Thanks. At least it's not like in DS1 where there was a period of time that hackers could literally ruin your save file.

>>92610253
Why did the forerunners keep live specimens of the flood if the whole reason of the rings was to exterminate them?

>>92612807
Haha, that's a good one, anon...

Gura's speech about Fauna being dependable, always there to comfort her, and how nice it is to have a consistent streamer felt really tone deaf

Chumbies I'm really feeling the heat. I should get some sleep before my bowels start moving again

>>92613226
You posted that last night already.

>>92612807
I don't think it was the worse year as per her recent update.

Fellow awake all night buds, what games do you play?

Why wouldn't Gura tell Fauna what she's been into lately and what she's been doing off-stream?

>>92613551
I just got done playing project wingman

>>92613611
Doomscrolling Instagram from bed

>>92613701
For 3 months? I don't think so.

So, what do you think the chances are she even says Happy New Year?

>>92613755
I mean, she probably also doomscrolls on the toilet, so I guess not all from bed

>>92613790
The real question is what will you be doing for new years chumbie?

>>92613790
Zero. She doesn't care about her fans.

>>92613837
Celebrating with my family. Well, celebrating might be too strong of a word, but having some good food and watching the countdown. Got a bunch of appetizers and snack stuff. And some bubbly.

>>92613966
Glad to hear it chumbie. I'll probably read the Bible tomorrow

I don't ever really do anything for new years.

>>92614136
Same desu. I like chillin out

>>92613551
Youtube playables have been taking up way too much of my time.

>>92609388
That was also me, I forgive you bud. We all make mistakes.

Please don't bully my daughterwife

>>92614759
What if she wants me to bully her?

Be honest. Did you really think 2024 would be worse than 2023?

>>92614862
She likes stuff like fun teasing and banter, consensual "bullying". She definitely can't handle being actually bullied at all.

>>92615096
I don't really know man, I just live day by day, week by week. Once you get into the years things very quickly just start blurring together.

>>92612772
My onaholes

>>92610761
La buuusé

>>92613949
You aren't a fan anyway so your opinion means jack shit.

>>92612894
Research, I think

I found a dojin where a Futa Gura nails Kaela and now I want them to collab again

Another nightshift another dollar

>>92615649
Welcome back, fellow nightshifter.

>>92615727
How was your nightshift anon

>>92615649
I work night shift too but Im actually off until after new years. Good luck out there nightshiftbud

>>92615813

>>92615649
Stay safe nightbud. Protect the package at all cost.

>>92615813
>>92616119
I think I am being misunderstood, that particular post means that I have finished the nightshift and am coming home.
Still, I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you buds!

>>92615805
Pretty easy, I was only around to help the other departments with my forklift powers. I just moved things around, loaded a truck. All while chilling and listening to podcasts and music on my phone. I'll watch streams too.

>>92613226
Yeah, speds tend to lack social tact.

>>92605555
So cute

>>92616246
Forkliftbud my beloved

Is there actually a lot of nightshift buds?
We need sunlight, but one perk of working nights and not partaking in much daytime activities for years is that you don't have that sun damage on your skin. People always assume I'm younger than I actually am which is nice. And it's not like I'm a small guy with a baby face. All it takes is to have beautiful barely touched skin.

Have any of you actually watch one of those "TOP TEN ANIME __________ MOMENTS!" Youtube videos that get memed a lot? I'm kind of an anime watcher myself and I finally want to see what that's all about.

>>92616973
This is an interesting point chumbie. I'll talk with the other nightshiftbuds so we all agree not to hog all the fembuds.

>>92617627
You know how those girls are like with vampires, be careful.

>>92617627
I think some girls have hit on me and I'm too autistic to notice.

Do you ever just think about the stars and the massive nuclear power they could unleash on us at any moment? I love space.

>>92605555
Whores

For some reason the new year makes me watch more space and time related documentaries on youtube.

Sex with a fembud.

CHUMBUDS!!

HAPPY (pre-emptive) NEW YEAR! I hope the best for you weird fucks!

>>92622944
thank you chumbie im going to go do things tomorrow today is comfy inside day

is gura going to be in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Jjwu3YwPo

>>92623793
ye

>>92624176
when

>>92624237
Sometime between now and the end of the stream

>>92624314
oh. please go wife wife wife and post the timestamp when that happens thanks

>>92624387
It's a free concert featuring Gura. She isn't going to say when she's on. Just watch it. Gura's friends are also in it.

This shikonoko manga was made by Kanata's mama.

>>92624757
I don't want to watch it, I want to watch other streams and youtube videos

>>92624757
>Gura's friends are also in it.
Ame's not there despite becoming an affiliate so that she could appear in stuff like that. Management truly is scum, no wonder Fauna's leaving and Gura's planning on doing the same soon

>>92624898
then enjoy not seeing gura

>>92625222
I will see her when the wifes wife

>>92625061
Ame doesn't want to be in things like this anymore. And the affiliate thing was a meme and you should have realized that when all the girls cried and when everyone here called you a retard for falling for it.

The lighting is better here than in past concerts.

WIFE

Is this done with unreal5 yet? They said they were switching. It looks good.

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE

>>92625855
>>92626120
>>92627035
i appreciate you just saw your oshis but this is the gura thread

WIFE!!!

>>92605555
don't show this to Bae she will ban you in chat and then come to your house and murder you for it.

This is really cool

Gura when? Also did I missed Fauna?

>>92627808
is this real

Wife!!!!!11

Gura's not gonna be in this right?

>>92628371
She is

>>92628279
try baiting less
>>92628326
Yeah, my brother was murdered by Bae for retweeting it!

>>92628550
>try baiting less
Are you fucking retarded?

>>92628371
Would not surprise me in the least

>>92628550
>baiting
???

>>92628371
who else would sing shirako? another wtf why mori moment?

>>92628600
>>92628627
We have known for weeks that Fauna will not be in any of this. So, yes, baiting.

>>92628494
>>92628605
>>92628650
Wait, we don't know? I thought they announced the roster and she wasn't in. Plus there was a splash of all participating holos I caught for a second

Gura will be in the Medley with Biboo, Marine and whoever is left.

>>92628279
Fauna was in the first song

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>92628821
Based retard I guess.

Does it go past midnight? Because it's new years in japan in 10 minutes and they still need to do the outfit swap MV.

>>92628934
>Fauna was in the first song
Fuck me at least I got in time for Gura.

>>92628821
Fauna was already in it, you fucking retard.

>>92629006
why isn't there a timer on the screen

>>92628821
You colossal dumbass. I hope you're embarrassed about how stupid you are.

Wife wife wife wife

Actual wife on screen!!! (Not mine)

Gura could've watched this with us.

>>92629831
Gura does not even wish her fans a Merry Christmas so what do you even expect at this point? lol

its over

goob mornin :D

gura sang this

Nerissa is so freaking tall, lol

why is yagoo dead

gura does not even feel like a part of hololive anymore
tragic

shouldn't it be over now? it's the new year

>No Gura
HAPPY NEW YEAR fellow chumbies.
I am gonna kys now.

>>92630729
proof?

>>92630800
merry big new year, have fun

>>92630729
There's still the original songs

>>92630729
nigga its like 4pm for me here

>>92630562
She really doesn't. And the worst part is we won't ever know why

I want to sexually bully and ryona this little cum dumpster until she goes super menhera T u T

>>92630944
They could put Gura x Marine on 19 would be nice

>>92630973
yeah and? this is a concert for japan not for us
>>92630944
ok so if gura isn't there for shinkiro I can turn it off, got it

Happy new year to all JPT chumbuds.
I hope this year will be better

>>92631004
She started hating us again. Just like last time.

Oh shit actual Gura

WIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>92630562
>>92631004
what was the point of shitposting if we already had the schedule dude?

MY GOOB

KNEEL FAGGOTS

>Stuck her with the whore again
FUCKING WASTED

This is like watching a talent show and waiting for your daughter to show up only to be left disappointed because she skipped out to get railed in the boys' locker room by the football team...

>>92631252
I was just trolling! I knew she would show up hahahaha!

WIFE WIFE WIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Jjwu3YwPo

wife cute

>Gura with Marine
>again
Yawn.

A fucking collab, I can't masturbate to this. Fuck this.

She spent the whole year on this.
Can't wait to see her in a year.

Marine mio mona
Gura
BUT GURA DOESNT START WITH M

The goob is cute

THE STREAM IS FUCKING DYING

WITH MIO FUCK YES

>>92631531
Marine is the only talent left that Gura cares about.

They had already recorded audio and footage of Gura singing this, so they reused it

I will always be glad for marine shinkiro.
Is such a mood

CONFIRMATION OF SURVIVAL

>>92631793
Shion...

Mio has such an incredible vibrato

When will Marine stop leeching off of Gura and just let her sing her own shit.

>>92631960
Shion is her wife she doesn't count.

I'm off to play wc3 customs.

>>92631793
It's her own fault.

>>92632042
aight cool. i'll be watching from the window

WOW SHE APPEARED IN A SONG THAT HAS USALLY 2 SINGERS BUT THIS TIME IT EVEN HAD 4 SO SHE WAS EVEN MORE DROWNED OUT! BEST CONTENT OF 2024 LMAOOOOO GURA GURA GURAAAAAA! WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92632009
Shinkiro was put together and paid for by marine. Kill yourself.

>woke up just in time to see gura
i am spiritually connected to gura

man, antis live like this?

>>92632346
the fuck cares? kys

>>92632195
That's the whole point of this, retard. Bibida was meant for one and had three. Same with all the others. Why would they do it the same way again?

Is this what we are celebrating at this point? Gura appearing for 2 minutes, singing even fewer lines than usual in a song that has been sung ad nauseum? Precious crumbs I guess that is where we are at huh?

>>92632346
If only Gura would be honest and give her fans closure like this too.

>>92632297
I know that dumbass, but she gave Gura barely any fucking parts in the actual song. But drags her along every time for this song. I want Gura.

>>92632593
What were you expecting? A solo? Kill yourself, moron.

shes so tiny T u T
>>92631961

i got a different brand of hot chocolate and it's really good

>>92632781
huge tits

>>92632781
>Gura dancing with big tits holos again
Im noticing a pattern

>>92632710
Marine didn't organize this concert, you tiny-brained faggot. And of course Gura had less time, there were four people singing. It's a group concert, retard.

>>92632931
she has insanely based taste in liking both big titties and cunny

>>92632781
Please collab with Mio mama again. The height difference is too cute.

2025 will be even worse than 2024

I just realized how little I care about hololive without Gura.

>>92633211
i literally dont care about vtubing and this board without gura

>>92633151
>gura collabing with jps
anon, she barely collabs with her genmates or other ENs if its not out of obligation, heck she barely streams solo anymore

Idol Gura is too cute to be sex

Kinda wish she had sung something new too. Like one of the other originals. what an amazing swing would've been fun.

>>92632945
I didn't say that. Do you really think Gura, with how meek she is didn't just go along with whatever management or Marine said? And that's not what I mean, I mean in the actual song brainlet. She barely got any fucking lines in the first place, but she got more hear to even it up between four people. Quit strawmanning me.

>>92633344
I disagree, idol Gura is built for insane amounts of breeding and ryona T u T

Goob morning

>>92633270
She collabed with Towa recently.

>>92633504
I agree.
Plap Gura intensely.

>>92633450
>she bare got any lines
She got about a 1/4. Because there was four people. Which is twice as many as normal. Go back to school, you dysgenic third-world asshat.

I guess the one and only thing to slightly look forward to is the release of her big project next year. At this point however i am already bracing myself for disappointment because I am too used to Gura letting us down.

are we expect gura to?
or is ending?

She does it on purpose for some reason. She really hates her fans. You can tell because of how much she praised Fauna for being there for her fans. She knows she treats chumbuds like garbage, and she does it on purpose. She thinks her fans are loser cucks and pretends they don't exist right in front of them.

>>92634272
What do you expect from a professional whore?

>>92633703
Alright since you're clearly either a troll or you just can't fucking read I won't be responding further. I mean in the original song with just the two of them. Gura got far less lines than Marine. She got more here as in what we just watched as it's split between four people.

>>92634272
This is why Gura won't wish her fans a happy new year and she'll be the only one who won't.

>>92634384
That's wrong, though?

How are we feeling chumbies? Was the one collab song worth the year long wait? It was the big project Gura worked on behinds the scenes after all.

You really should have expected this. Don't ever forget the last thing she said to her previous fans.
Gura is a horrible person and she will never change.

Someone rattled the monkey tree!!

>no bloopers from Gura
She wasn't actually there.

>>92634788
maybe we are just horrible fans instead

>>92635034
she confirmed she was part of this weeks ago but the shitposters are still mad...

Our response, chumbuds ?

>>92635089
No other group of fans would still support their oshi this much after what she's done and how poor she's treated chumbuds. Chumbuds are even more dedicated(read:cucks) than nekofami.

>>92635399
but enough about phasecucknet fans am I right

SEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

am i retarded and blind? was that the holofes lineup and no shark? she said she was in it though, somethign about it being stinky too

>>92634384
You are arguing with the retard who insists that she was talking about monhun when she said that 2025 is going to be quite the year (sololive year). Even Fauna confirmed it

Gura was cute
Retards seething
Happy 2025 chumbuds

>>92635334
two nukes not enough

>>92635865
anon you can't gaslight people about that, we were in the chat.

>>92635881
Happy 2025 bud!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125759560

>>92636723
eh...

>>92635753
what a little whore T u T

Goob morning retards

>>92633831
>>92634272
>>92634348
>>92634454
>>92634788
>>92635399
What is this mental illness raid? Did nijinogs and phasecucks have another oopsie?

>>92637560
Antis get mad when they see chumbies being happy. It makes them seethe lol

>IPO happens
>no summer
>no summer festival
>no sports festival
>no MK tournament
>fucking ads lmao
>no fucking NYs medley
>down 6 people with more to come
No wonder she's so depressed, imagine wasting 4 years of your life on a supposedly dream job only to see it slowly start going to absolute shit. Someone should turn Cover's office into new year's fireworks.

>>92632795
Does it have marsh mellows

>>92638501
I don't own any marshmallows. Those are for cheap chocolate that needs the help anyway.

>>92638170
>ITS ALL COVERS OR MANAGEMENTS FAULT GURA CAN DO NO WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
the absolute state of chumkeks
i bet gura not even wishing you a merry christmas and happy new year is also covers fault lmao

>>92638717
Is this how you spend your new year's? Seething at Gura while gobbling management's cock?
Why are you here?

>>92638629
But the marsh mellows are the best part…

>>92638944
I'll think about getting some maybe.

>>92637350
Goob morning faggot

I wish for management to die in an earthquake

Imagine not melting chocolate into a jar of fluff and then spreading it over some graham crackers to make big s'mores sandwiches.

Marshmallows are disgusting.

>>92639517
no

I want marshmellows now

>>92639604
Yes.
They taste like foam and plastic

i buy the yummy fruit flavored marshmallows

Kinda weird how she's the only Myth who didn't get a new outfit this year. Either Nacho have become completely useless or she's leaving.

>>92640725
Why bother when you can count the number of times she streamed with her newest outfit on one hand?

>>92640725
let's be honest she hasn't used her schoolgirl outfit enough to deserve one

>>92640725
She has streamed with her 2.0...what 3 times maybe? I don't think giving her anything new is worth it desu no matter how sad that sounds.

>>92640841
>>92640843
>>92641119
Is this an anti thread now? There was plenty of times she could have used it, she just didn't because it was absolute trash and Nacho is a hack. Also them getting new outfits has nothing to do with how often they used previous ones, tourist niggers.

>>92641197
you have shit taste, the outfit is great, she prefers her 2.0 now obviously

>>92640725
Kek meme shark geting terminated soon chumtard just like blode spic whore and green vegan whore kekkarooo
>>92640841
>>92640843
>>92641119
Lmao this. Glad y'all chumkeks finally see the truth kek. Hope this bitch gtaduate soon she doesn't deserve to be popular unlike the superior Biiboo

Advent and it's cancerous fanbase was the beginning of the end for Hololive. I said it a year ago and I was right.

>>92641437
shut up your oshi is forcing unfunny zommer memes and trying to hidet hat she is a fucking miget

>>92641809
wow antis are acting like we hate small girls here

>>92641651
tbf justice only has like 2 members as bad as advent

>>92641437
She arguably deserves to be more popular than a glorified endurance twitch streamer that only got where she was because of the Hololive brand.

>holo vs holo
not even trying to be subtle now huh sis.

>>92641860
>>92642016
We don't have to like someone or their fanbase because they are small and/or work for the same company.

You might want to cook up a new /cc/ dinobud. The monkeys in here aren't going to calm down for a while.

>>92642016
something something fauna vs kronii

>>92642129
>we

>>92637560
They just got btfoed by gura again prease undelstando, they thought she wasnt going to show up so when she did they had a melty

>>92642247
>we

>>92642247
Yeah, we don't.

>>92641860
Biboo < Gigi < Gura

>>92642016
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>92642882
gura loves booba gura

>>92643022
THATS GURA SHES /HERE/

Move over chummies.

>>92643625
How about you move out of this thread already you pest.

>>92643625
How about you move into my house so I can rub your cunny, fembud?

https://youtu.be/k8Jjwu3YwPo?t=4162
Gura's dancing has significantly improved, demonstrating a sharp yet graceful style. I am eagerly anticipating her sololive!

Yes, it is the management's fault everything sucks now and Gura is depressed.

>>92643625
Is Biboo thread so boring you had to visit us?

>>92640725
Why waste money on her? Gura isn't worth investing in, emotionally or financially. And she's made that clear by her own decisions.

>>92641197
>is this an anti thread now?
No, it's just you're a fucking moron. Wake the fuck up, retard. Gura is done. How is it that you can even function day to day? Have you even been conscious during 2024? Do you not understand how bad things are and how NO ONE fucking does this to their fans? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously. How are you so unaware of what is going around you? How could you possibly think Cover or anyone else wants to invest in someone like Gura? Are you just simply retarded?

>>92641437
Shitty larp. Try harder next time.

>>92641197
It's not, we just believe she still hasn't maximized her assets' usage yet.

Imagining seething and shitting himself to a cute girl at the first day of the year, what a pathetic loser. Happy new year chumbies.

>>92646866
It's 1 pm.