/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 22! Give it up for day 22!

Gurass

Gee Gura! How come you get TWO threads?

Gura's speech about Fauna being dependable, always there to comfort her, and how nice it is to have a consistent streamer felt really tone deaf

Gurass

>>92546130
It was, but you don't need to post it again.

>>92546067
SNIFFFFF

>>92546118
Gura is a big shark

>>92546174
Gura farts

>>92545994
Retard?

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

There's a snake in my boot!

Reach for the sky!

Why are you like this?

>>92546326
>>92546345
>>92546357
This is getting too esoteric for me

>>92546235

I did the math lads, we've got a bright future ahead of us

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>92546357
>>92546345
>>92546326
i had that woody

In the new threads there is are always a link to the previous /ggg/ thread, but why isn't there a link to this thread in the previous thread? Would be much easier to just click "next thread" link instead of insulting my eyes in catalog for this thread

aikonara on chaturbate it cosplaying Gura again, why can't they leave her alone?

>>92548327
Because no early thread

>>92548327
begone tourist

>>92546201
For you

When does Gura usually wake up? I need to talk to her about something

Roseate spoonbill

>>92549369
Just tell me and i'll tell her personally when she wakes up

>>92546243
It's always counted streams on her channels only. That's the entire reason you got to pretend that she hadn't completely destroyed her record when it reached 60+ last time.

>>92549921
>It's always counted streams on her channels only
Not on my tally

>>92549968
the mr krabs posts always have

>>92550019
So?
Who gives a shit about him? I am only talking about my own counter stop being a schizo

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>92550295
You're not, you're replying to the bot.
>>92546243

thoughts on gura's new laugh? do you love it? do you hate it? what would you rate it?

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Sex with a fembud.

Fauna is so lucky, she can get away with spanking gura

>>92553708
That’s me

>>92553691
To be fair everyone can get away with spanking Gura
She’s into it

>>92545953
Does Gura Gawr have a black boyfriend?

She sounded extra depressed yesterday. I guess she still hasn't seen a therapist

really though can someone explain why she's collecting dice? she said she wants to play more dungeons and dragons when she's never played that on stream

>>92557326
i think she meant she collecting dyes
you know like crayons
to munch
mmmmm

>>92557404
stop being stupid, she clearly meant the popular dice that are filled with random shit

>>92557439
whats the flavor inside those
choccy
pb and j?
lemonade?
candy cane?
cheese dip?

>>92546130
why do you need to steal posts and not even slightly alter them?

>>92553708

I want to eat dice like gura

>>92548080
You didn't have to tell me about your woody.

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>92558107
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>92557326
Ask her yourself

>>92558167
There's a pretty high chance someone will if she ever streams with superchats open again.

>>92557326
She really likes Bae, and her first draw (hehe) of the Fauna collab being Bae is no coincidence.

>>92558107
I think I shall play some project wingman later

>>92558026
I liked dice when I started gambling. I hope gura doesn't get addicted to it or she really will go down the Norm Mcdonald route.

>>92557326
It's a thing autistic women do instead of collecting jewellery. They're shiny and pretty

Gura should buy oracle dice and roll them to make decisions, but she's probably buying lame normal dice that will never be rolled for their intended purpose.

>>92558434
You're not supposed to roll them, retard. Just like how you're not supposed to actually wear merch

>>92558504
I bet your the kind of faggot that doesn't play pretend with his dinogura

>>92558613
My dino Gura lives in a cave I made for her out of the box and packing paper she came in.

>>92558107
I'm making Goulash, then I'll play some more Isaac

>>92558386
also usually a lot cheaper than jewelry and might actually be used for something

>>92558699
My Dinogura has gone to space, battled genius fairy Cirno, among many other things.

>>92558986
I think the cave I made my dino Gura is more accurate to what the real dino Gura would do.

Test

>>92559059

>>92559018
So, you're telling me this idiot forgot the about the cave dinoguras?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjS59qX2G3U

The last time Gura streamed not because she felt obliged to stream was 4 months ago.

>>92559340
retard

Goob morning retards

I liked the part of the stream where Gura was about to draw Bae's cleavage but didn't.

>>92559470
Goob morning faggot.

why do you think she looks at laplus so much

>>92559759
rubbing her cunny probably while I fuck her so hard she passes out cumming

My youtube recommendations are all plane crashes and orangutans now

>>92560995
here is one of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBxAe8npYPQ

I just had a clip from yesterday's stream show up on one of my social media feeds and half the comments on it were the exact same garbage the threadshitters post here, some word for word. It's actually impressive how schizo some of these people are to spend every second of their lives upset at a shark girl on the internet.

>>92561161
anon a good chunk of them are bots. I'm not joking

Hello I'm in love with this retard

>>92561211
Someone still had to pay to set them up or make them themselves, which is still in extra schizo territory.

>>92561155
peacocks are strange animals

>>92559759
She likes cunny. Simple as.

>>92560995
Same desu
Watch this now
https://youtu.be/_7-mG3F2QMY

>gura's into lentils
basedbasedbased

>>92561495
I should make a lentil soup today

>>92561495
>>92561542
I love lentil soup, I've been eating it since I was a kid

>>92561495
i've been eating a lot of rice lately that's kind of like lentis.

Are lentils the green things?

>>92560995
She's prepping. I knew it, she's planning a massive underground bunker to ride out world war 3.

I had a lot of moments like Gura's browser story. You never live those moments down

>>92561769
Ye

>>92561769
the ones I'm eating are red, brown or reddish brown

>>92561634
my mom never got lentils when i was growing up because "they are gross"
but simple boiled lentils with a sauteed onion is one of my favorite foods now

I wanna be Gura's mommy so bad

de-ter-mination was oneo f mine

>>92562826
we always boiled them with bullion cubes and added wheat dumplings to the pot when the lentils were done cooking

I think my dog eats lentils

>>92561495
maybe she thinks lentils will cure her terminal illness or buy her another year

>>92562935
I said de-ter-mine-ed and my family didn't let me forget it for a year

God I seriously need to marry this girl...

https://youtu.be/c-A-aeNCWu4?si=X2vL62nECtu2y_kH

Are lentils actually good? I don't think I've ever had them before but I could get some from the grocery store. Do you eat them in a soup or something?

>>92563771
They are like beans which are good.

>>92563771
Yes and yes. It's been a while since I eat some, but they are actually good.

>>92563771
You mush them into your asshole until your cum

>>92563869
They make Gura toot?

>>92564207
Beans are good for your heart

Actual child.

>>92563771
they are extremely healthy. tons of fiber, and decent protein too.
i know my go-to recipe by heart:
-put a teaspoon of oil in a pot
-chop up half an onion and saute it (wait until it gets soft and a bit transparent, but do not brown it)
-boil 3 cups water (add a teaspoon of salt)
-add 1 cup lentils and let simmer for 30 minutes

you can put it over rice, potatoes, etc. but i just like to eat them like that.

>Beans beans the magical meal, the more you eat, the better you feel

>>92558107
Im pondering if i should go to the gym today

>>92563771
Turkish lentil soup is top tier.

I;m thinking about thos lentils

>>92564868
This will help you make your decision
https://youtu.be/Z99aoPkFrEg

>>92558107
Deep cleaning my room. I procrastinated for months now and my figures need some undusting.

Gura eats mashed potatoes with a straw

Did you notice how she said this will be her last collab with CERES FAUNA? Surprised more people aren't talking about it
The writing on the wall is practically glowing at this point

>>92565218

>>92565218
>Fauna said she's gonna be in the audience and cheer for Gura on stage when she can
The writing is on the wall is practically glowing at this point, no way Gura is leaving now.

Imagine the majestic fragrance of her farts after consuming lentils.
She probably farts every couple of minutes now and definitely unleashed some silent stinkers yesterday.
Imagine walking into her dark unventilated room and inhaling the aroma.

>>92565304
She meant her upcoming graduation sololive obviously.

>>92564329
I'm going to try this right now chumbie. Hopefully I still have a bag of lentils laying around

>>92565459
She actually meant she'll be cheering her on when she does her 100 chumbies in 1 day event T u T

Sometimes I eat the same food that Gura talked about eating and then smell my farts while pretending that it's hers

What do Gura spats smell like?

>>92565531
i use the big ass onions, so if you're using a small one you probably need to use the whole thing
try adding garlic if there is not enough seasoning

>>92566381
Not much. Gura begrudgingly wears them for performances and nothing the rest of the time

>>92566381
Moth balls and pissy

>>92566381
my jizz.

>>92569357
based

Can I eat lentils with Buldak?

>>92569692
yeah

>>92569692
You are a genius chumbie. I'll have to try that

Imagine bullying Gura and making her even more depressed T u T

>>92569798
Imagine ripping off your skin and submerging you in salt T u T

>>92564340
Where I live it has always been "Beans beans the magical fruit: The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. Beans beans for every meal!"

why does eating a lot of candy make you feel sick? if I were the body i would love getting a lot of fuel

Gura x dog status?

>>92570458
Candy is not made from only sugar. At least the chewy kinds aren't. They're made from gelatin and something else. You don't wanna know. There's a reason why candy factories stink like crazy tho.

>>92570870
gelatin is good for you though it's got protein and I've eaten a lot of it before and it doesn't feel as bad as like a bunch of sweet chocolate does

>>92570458
Sweets make my throat hort if I eat too much

>>92570458
here's what chatGPT said:
1. High Sugar Content
>Blood Sugar Spikes: Candy is often high in sugar, which can cause rapid spikes in blood sugar levels. This can lead to a subsequent crash, making you feel fatigued or jittery.
>Insulin Response: The body releases insulin to manage high blood sugar, which can lead to fluctuations that may result in nausea or discomfort.
2. Lack of Nutrients
>Empty Calories: Candy provides little to no nutritional value. Consuming a lot of it can lead to an imbalance in your diet, making you feel sluggish or unwell.
>Nutrient Deficiency: Overindulgence in candy can replace more nutritious foods, leading to deficiencies that can affect overall health.
3. Gastrointestinal Distress
>High Fructose Corn Syrup: Many candies contain high fructose corn syrup, which can be difficult for some people to digest, causing bloating or gas.
>Artificial Sweeteners: Some candies use sugar substitutes that can lead to gastrointestinal discomfort, especially in large amounts.
4. Fat Content
>Greasy or Fatty Ingredients: Some candies, like chocolate or chewy candies, may contain fats that can be hard on the stomach when consumed in excess.
5. Overeating
>Portion Control: Eating large quantities of candy in one sitting can lead to overeating, which can cause nausea, stomach cramps, or a feeling of fullness.
6. Acidity
>Acidic Ingredients: Some candies, especially sour ones, can be acidic and may irritate the stomach lining, leading to discomfort.
Conclusion
>While enjoying candy in moderation is fine, excessive consumption can lead to various unpleasant physical symptoms. If you feel sick after eating a lot of candy, it's a signal from your body to moderate your intake and balance your diet with healthier options.

>>92570795
I believe she has been experimenting.

Hey chumbuds, im about to watch yu yu hakusho, what am I in for?

>>92571670
it's kind of bad but watch it anyway. the op is the best part.

>>92571670
Dogshit.

>>92570972
I don't really get sick from eating lots of chocolate. Gelatin is fine, indeed. I was talking about the literal pig fat that they're made of. They're mostly made of a combination of the two. If the candy is soft and shiny and chews easily, it's made mostly of gelatin. If it chews harder, it's made mostly of pig fat and you should smell your fingers after eating a lot of it.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>92572140
shouldnt you be smelling your fingers all the time anyway? gura does

>>92572451
samen

Squeezing Gawr Gura's eggs out directly into my mouth...

>>92571670
I thought it was a fun show back then

Gura should kiss Fauna on the lips

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

I bought 2x spicy buldak chumbies. I'm going to feast for dindin later

>>92572540
My little angel is so cute.

>>92573856
Gura no your butthole..

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

Are there any other chumbuds in Hololive besides Fauna?

>>92575332
me

>>92575332
ogayu

>>92575332
Okayu is still around, and Gigi felt like she was a bit of a fan. Im sure there are a few more JPs like Fubuki are still fans but don't really talk about her much anymore.

>>92575332
Not many. Fauna and Okayu are miracles

>>92573310
all 6 of them!

>>92576484

For Kirin and Cunny!

Gura is sedated

So really, how do we fix her?

>>92577716
Fix your own life.

>>92577716
We can't chumbie. My daughterwife is a special girl

Gura
Wife

Gura
Daughter

Gura
Onahole

Gura
Cum dumpster

Gura
Fish

>>92571670
I liked it when it was on toonami after school. Apparently a lot of other animes were inspired by it too

Wife soon?

>>92571670
the tournament arc was really good

>>92581554
lol

Gura daughterwife onahole cum dumpster

Knife spoon!

>>92576728
For s’ghetti and sapling too!!!

>>92573710
Hon hon squeeb squeeb!

>>92581554
MY SIDES!!!

>>92582644
I love s’ghetti!
I'd eat a sapling too!

>>92583545
I wonder what sapling taste like

>>92583880
me too

>>92558107
i will get drunk and play RDR2

The 2x buldak is hurting my tumtum

>>92583058
La buuusé

Off, once again, to the nightshift

>>92584911

>>92584911
goob luck bud

>>92584825

>>92584951
Thanks choccybud. And thanks again for foraging choccy for me when I was bedridden a couple days back, too.
>>92585225
chu~

>>92585299

>>92584603
One time I ate 2 servings of shin black ramen and it really messed up my stummy.

>>92584603
Hang in there bud

>>92585362
You’re welcome chumbie.

*farts on your lips*

>>92563771
>>92564329
my go to recipe is;

-dice half an onion, a couple tomatoes and as much bacon as you like, usually i use like 4 slices of thick bacon per cup of lentils
-saute on butter until the tomatoes get all mushy
-add diced bacon and let the fat render
-ideally you already have a cup of lentils and 3 cups of water on the stove beginning to simmer
-add the stuff we saute on the pan into the pot and mix
-add salt and black pepper to your liking, usually a teaspoon of salt is just enough.
and let it cook on high heat for 40 minutes or 60 on medium. it depends on the texture you want your lentils to be.

Gura
Gay

>>92584911
Stay safe bud.

>>92586854
I don't like how close my daughter's hand is to that pot...

>>92585588
>>92586906

Checking in on biblebud

>>92588533
I've been reading a chapter of Joshua a day. I got side tracked by the book of enoch since I was curious

>>92588533
>>92588603
I mean Judges. I finished Joshua a week ago

>>92588603
>>92588666
Based. How you liking Enoch so far?

>>92589184
I thought the first couple chapters were pretty neat. The rest of it is filled with a lot of metaphors that would be worth looking into at a later date

the bible grants flight for the current room and can instantly kill mom and mom's heart/it lives, but will also instakill you if you use it against satan (idk why though)

>>92589498
Ahhh. Most interesting, chumbie. Very sugoi!

>>92588970
zamtrios was pretty cool

I wish Gura was black :(

>>92589327
>metaphors
I absolutely love the way the ancients wrote, especially with divine inspiration. It's so much more rich, evocative and multilayered than the more clinical and technical we have in modernity.
>>92589498
I have never played Isaac. It looks neat. Maybe I'll get a primer on the lore and mechanics by watching speedruns.

>>92589803
winter sale is still on if you wanna grab it

Red lentils are also super delicious in sweet potato mash, especially if you make the mash from oven roasted sweet potatoes, but boiled is okay too, highly recomendedadedtioned

>>92589950
Thank you for the reminder chumbie, there were actually a few other things I wanted to buy too. Will do once I'm home from the nightshift.

I suspect that nightshiftbud is actually un-employed, he just says hes going to werk just so he can spy on us while he's "gone", i'm onto you buddy boy

>>92590872
I believe securitybud. I hear security work is pretty chill most of the time

I'm doing it. Going to buy some snacks.

>>92591322
I could use another snack

>>92591322
DON'T DO IT, YOU GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>92591868
Gura is a fembud

>>92591968
Cope

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>92592401
retard

>>92592501
ye

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>92545953
>"4:30 AM"
...

>>92594168
damn you got me

>>92594569
Hi, fellow Eurobud

>>92594758
hi

>>92593337
ye

You know, the cuckposter gets a lot less concerning when you realize he bases all his rrats ,everything, on the steam activity of a single dude living his life in his own country. It's somewhat comforting thats the rubric this schizo is working off of.

My daughterwife is a sped

When I imagine all the bullying gura went through as a special education kid, I become angry

>>92594168
This reminds me of the time mane-san was baiting me into spilling secrets. I misunderstood and did it wrong tho. Always so honest, I am.

>>92595498
same desu

>>92595498
I'm scared that she confirmed that beyond a doubt. That's not something you say if you intend to stream in the future, chat will never forget it.

Gura likes to consume pretty and shiny dice

>>92596070
with her butt

>>92596109
What if she consumes it both ways at the same time

>>92596070
does she store her dice collection inside her tiny cup collection? how many collections does this girl have?

>>92596161
Gura check. Roll 2d20 in your stomach from each end.

>>92596249
Women love knickknacks. My mom has a Santa and colorful plate collection

Im only one achievement away from getting all them in holocure

>>92594586
okayu has less hair than gura...

>>92597421
Disgusting. These women need to stop de-hairing themselves immediately.

>>92597421
Anti, Gura is bald down there.

>>92590872
I am indeed telling the truth chumbie, I assure you. Once I have moved on to another job perhaps I can share more details, but for now I must ask you to trust me.
>>92591075
based faithfulbud

>>92596867
Which one do you have left achievement-hunterbud

Bushy

>>92597783
This is a good image

I genuinely love this sweet little autist so much.

>>92598130
Those missiles will tickle her tummy

Gura loves me and I love Gura.

I just woke up from my nap

>>92598929
Goob evening bud. Its pretty late

>>92599010
Yeah maybe I should take another nap…

>>92597730
Just the one to finish all the achievements, gotta do runs with the rest of the girls.

>>92595498
Qrd? She was in the sped class? Link

>>92599964
watch streams, tourist

>>92599964
25:13 in the fauna gura collab anon

>>92599964
>>92600333
She did drop out of high school I think. Maybe it was because of poor performance, or bullying, or David Matterson. She never talked about it in detail has she?

>>92600737
retard

I want to chew on fancy dice too

To make the most of her long abscences, Gura should incorporate a slumbering aquatic god element into her lore.

Goob night.

>>92600958
It was me. I ate him

>>92601019
Goob night chumbie

>>92600377
>mispells three-letter word

>>92600958
for thousands of years I lay dormant, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY SLUMBER?!

>>92545953
i'm worried that gura will graduate/become affiliate after her contract expires.

>>92601242
when does her contract expire?

I've been watching a lot of flight videos after that jeju crash

>>92601320
i'm just guessing but maybe somewhere around may at earliest, september latest.

>>92601242
alright what the fuck? i thought everyone agreed she's leaving after her project is finished and released

What the troll masquerading as a grem doesn't know is that I also want to fuck Gigi until she is a blithering mess.

>>92601574
like I said, just a guess. let's hope that I'm wrong.

>>92600377
>special ed class
I want to give Gura the chromosomes she’s missing, through my sperm

I wish we could go back to when there wasn't so much drama surrounding all this shit. She streamed more when there was less drama. Stop engaging with these faggots and I bet she'll stream. Dumbasses. Stinkies. Fuckers.

>>92602204
Nah she loves the drama. She loves the attention. That is why she got into this business, first with LPS then vtubing then idol work

>>92602204
What are you talking about chumbie. We always knew gura was a sped

>>92602281
careful wearing that irony, some people can't tell the difference

>>92602406
I'm not good with sarcasm either

>>92602497
I’m good with sarcasm but I often shit my pants so you win some you lose some

>>92602406
I’m not ironic I’m Gawr I’m speaking on behalf of her dark side

The buldak is really hitting now

>>92603548
Goob luck bud

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>92605147
Oyasame

>>92605147
sleep tight buddy

>>92605147
sharkdreams

>>92602782
I actually believe you, you little shit

>>92605147
Goob night retard

I don't understand how anyone thinks Gura is hairy or even genuinely likes the idea of that. It makes sense for hags, but Gura is a loli and a shark girl, 2 different things which cause it to make much more sense for her to be smooth and hairless.