/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>92527938
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>92527953
Amen, this thread is gonna last 4 days

>>92527652
hakka also has a stream tomorrow at 7pm EST/9am JST! chu
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1873480478646489336

>>92527953
Amen.

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>92527953
amen

>>92528060
I didn't put him on because he immediately uoh tummy horted his chicken dinner everywhere right afterwards, kek. I live by "I'll believe it when I see it" and tend to only put on proper schedules in advance, then fill in day-by-day on guerrillas after they've aired. chu!

>>92527938
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>REGIS ALTARE Hero's Haven VR World FREE DOWNLOAD
https://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_b09c176f-b681-45aa-88a8-57c2529599fc

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Lore Voice Drama【Mission File: A】 VOICE PACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_armis?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Seasonal MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.p.m.custom.merch-category=シーズナル企画グッズ

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production/banzoin-hakka

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- 3D Celebration Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>HOLOLIVE MEET 2024 Preorder MERCH
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2024

>Memento x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- collection MERCH
https://mementostop.com/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>hololive production Fan Name Charm MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveproduction_fannamecharm

>HOLOSTARS English holoEmblem MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/search?q=holostars/holoemblem

>holomini Vocal Series HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_tempus
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_armis

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2024 ~A Christmas Gift from Santa's Little Helpers~ MERCH
>Cheki-style cards are currently sold out, wait for restock!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_christmas2024

>NEW EXTERNAL COLLAB COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMiQXYqu698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRJLwBIwP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbJtxDr6L7k

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbCjlHw6aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR25LxbagR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv1XpamEEEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD357Gyrsk

Octavio being a nijifaggot once again:
https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1873581707393413166
https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1873582045479538772

anon being a faggot once again:
>>92529060

anyway
that cover is a banger, Tavi's mama was a perfect match for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD357Gyrsk

>>92529060
image board

>tavi hyping up lui-nee
cute, love how the maestro interacts across all the musical community. utsuru wo aogu with axel was an absolute banger, lui knows how to make a good co-ed MV. looking back on 2024 i also really loved hakka's interactions with towa, still waiting on his anemone cover if it ever makes it through the corporate machine. braid bros learning from their jp senpai is always cutie cutie rabu rabu tier

the vibe really shone through, absolute banger of a duet

>>92530739
that collab was so unhinged and chaotic XD

>>92531543
Eh, it was just okay

>>92525013
>>92525073
oki doki, its not really stick figures but here, have my yume slop instead of my word vomit
https://files.catbox.moe/miaw8p.png

dino...
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1873596826496233491

>>92531543
>XD

>>92532008
the single celled sisterwife organism has been given a form.... wao... good luck on your pilot draining duties!

>>92532008
it's still just word vomit

>>92532255
You think it was his fault? I guess it's approaching flip time so no wonder you're so dumb

>>92532255
How is it even possible for talent to be locked out of their accounts like that?
You'd think they would have figured that out already

>>92532473
Possibly, who knows? I think from what I've heard in the past, its part of the normal 2FA process to say "new login detected, please use your additional code". The delay comes from that code needing to be generated to management and them passing it along for use.

>>92532008
kawaii

>>92532008
( ＾▽＾)
wah cute keep Making yume art!

>>92532535
How so? Google randomly kicks out people when an account is used from different location as a security device, the account is owned by Cover not by the talents, they won't and shouldn't have access to things like 2FA.

>>92532255
Banchou boyfailing on a whole new level...

( ;∀;) why you guys don't believe in your artwork.
Milf anon
And now yumeroon
You guys keep drawing

>>92532473
never thought anyone could attribute this much meaning to a simple "dino dot dot dot". sucks for him, hopefully he'll get it back before the 31st for his Minecraft thing

worst (best) talent vs worst talent

I love my immunodeficient oshi

>>92532899
( ´_ゝ`) well I feel bad if he's sick, he might be working on year in review

>>92532255
I'm getting Vesper flashbacks

>>92533436
Oh yeah, remember when he got kicked out of his youtube account and that somehow made him unable to use his new model? I bet everyone still believes that

>>92533511
>unable to use his new model
they could have used it on Altares collab, but they didn't feel like setting it up. They explained that at the beginning of the stream

>>92532765
Nowa did it first

>>92533895
>picrel
why bother am I right

>>92533978
>doing a collab
>usually you would have yourself as live2D and your collab partners as png/fugi to ease the load on your machine
>being locked out of his account means vesper couldn't have his own POV of the collab with his new model up
>decided to still go png on altare's channel, instead of nerfing leader's frames to showcase his new live2D in a relatively heavy FPS game

wdhmbt?

ruzader survey closing soon! grab the link from his youtube community post if you haven't already!

>>92532008
Not a yume but your art's so cute it kinda makes me want to try drawing some

>catching up on aniki league vod
>bro, we gotta call PETA on ashe, holding this many hawks has gotta be illegal
i love my dumb fucking dog oshi

>>92535132
try it! haven't drawn in a while and i couldn't find my old tablet but it was still fun. let whatever shitty idea you have take over

https://twitter.com/selimutperca/status/1873563881853108496

>quitters spam
>always in sea horas
seek therapy sister

hawt pawt

another octavio shorts duet gauntlet thrown down! show him your pipes, octoposse!

>>92536106
I feel bad for this yume, her art is so cute

>>92536106
Ok this is pretty good kek

>>92536269
Official shorts upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q76_TnUkeZg

>>92536276
Don't worry it's "platonic"

sometimes i fantasize joining hololive and meeting my oshi and him falling in love with me even though there is nothing extraordinary about me that would get me hired, let alone have a dude look in my direction more than once

>>92536860
please say your oshi is bettel and you will get him instantly terminated

>>92532255
lost child has been picked up from the service desk by his mom

>>92536996
Without bettel we will have no one funny in tempus, he has to stay

>>92536860
What in the wattpad. Level up your fantasy yume-chan

>>92537483
>bettel
>funny

>>92532255
>>92537181
KEK

>>92537181
Shikamane should've just left him to rot, she doesn't get paid enough

'_' I'm Making platonic art with holostars en to I'm no simp lol

>>92538357

>>92538357
people conflate being parasocial or fostering a yume relationship with it being strictly romantic/sexual, but there's not necessarily a connection between the two. wanting to sit on the couch and play video games and be a friend to your oshi is as self-inserty as anything else, even if your oshi isn't inserting themself into your holes. wish you well in your art journey kaomoji

shikamane obviously fixed his account since his NYE Minecraft waiting room is up for 21 hrs from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6BmW0pAKZs

>>92538836
I mean true there are a lot of people who call others "parasocial freaks" even though they never said anything romantic about Vtuber. You can respect vtubers in different ways. I think it's also another way where people get shamed for having a crush on entertainer and Don't want to hear about bf or gf which I don't think it's bad you can have a crush just not become self destructing.also thanks for the words I was just making silly posts

>>92536106
yoink

God i remember jurard's new year fireworks on minecraft last time. That was so funny.

>>92540161
That was honestly unfiltered pure kino, I've never seen anything like that in my life.

WOOOOOOO NANA COLLAB LETS GOOOOOOO

>>92540371
I bet Doki didn't know she would be responsible for this cute couple

>>92540371
Jutard really loves his hetero collabs

>>92540161
Finishing out 2023 with a semi-success and then immediately failing in 2024...it was a sight to behold.

>>92540371

>>92535856
I blame you
https://files.catbox.moe/azle00.png

>>92541211
A SECOND CUTE ROONWIFE HAS HIT THE THREAD BY GAWD

>>92541211
CUTEE
where did u get this pic of me

>>92541211
Kawaii ( ＾▽＾) also his boobies are crushing you friend

>>92540614
Looking forward to this. Jurard has a pretty cool voice when he tries

>>92540614
Tavi guarding his boyfriend's female friendships

>>92541559
That's not Ruze though?

da bois should do a full group collab like JP for new year

>>92540614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCd1H1Q0RBc&t=10890s
Oh, neat, that's the song they sang in her birthday SIF event

>>92541905
They're a throuple

>>92542142
Half of them don't want to collab with each other

>>92542142
Maybe Armis. Tempus on the other hand... :(

>>92542142
>bettel asked ruze to pre-record a video segment for year in review rather than get all the boys together for a collab stream
sad

>>92540161
It was pretty incredible, ngl

>>92542446
What a way to demoralise your kouhai. Would he react the same way if it was Altare?

Fuck Octavio don't give me false hope

gn mans

>watching the part of Axel's League stream I missed
>"I kept getting a 39C (102.2F) fever most of the day. I'm better though!"
Holy fucking shit Aniki.

>>92543735
oyasumi,sweet dreams

>>92544966
We need more of Axel's hot as fuck 3D model in 2025. It's a crime that we've only seen it 3 times.

>>92544850
Axel...

I hope my blue son is feeling happier. I miss him, but I'll just wait patiently for his return.

I want Axel to be happier

>>92547041
Leave it to me. I'll make him happy.

>>92548413
No, me.

>>92548505
We all know who truly makes him happy
https://x.com/garbage_mmr/status/1872979467838410773

>>92549030
yeah we do

>>92549030
but altare and axel are both straight men

>>92550036
yeah, and? there's nothing gay about a brojob.

>>92540371
Literally who and who?

Getting into Hololive just to pretend to befriend Jutard and get him terminated after he gets too comfortable

>>92550036
If you and your homie can't trade off sloppy blow jobs then are you really homies?

>>92550286
>>92552231
idk bro sounds kinda gay to me

I've recently been cheating on /MANS/ and on the boys with an indie and it made me realize that we have something beautiful here, anons.
Even the most toxic tempura/armada would be considered just an entry-level anti in other places.

Hey, /MANS/.
I'm not up with the news, probably there was an announcement or something. But is there going to be Holostars Countdown this year? Waiting room is still not up, and descriptions of Hololive Countdown doesn't mention the boys in any way.

>>92553228
>probably there was an announcement or something
bold of you to assume management would be transparent about anything kek. as far as we know, no countdown or new years outfits or anything

>>92553550
>bold of you to assume management would be transparent about anything kek.
True.
>as far as we know, no countdown or new years outfits or anything
Grim. Then why the fuck all of them went to Japan if not to record Countdown?

>>92553695
orgy

>>92553695
watch streams

>>92553695
they're all bugchasers

>>92532535
Possibly made too many mistakes putting in the password

>>92532535
Session ended for one reason or another. And they probably have double factor authentication enabled that only their managers have access to.

now that they've all been sick at the same time they'll be healthy for the next few months, right

>>92555868

>>92555868
anon they're vtubers. they'll never be healthy.

Ive been cheating on the boys with an indie too.
and he streams.
It's weird having frequent streams to watch.

>>92555868
>Leave the house
>Get covid
>Get the flu
>Get bird flu

>>92555868
we're not out of seasonal depression season yet

>>92556141
To be honest, im surprised that Altare has gone two christmasses without blowing his brains out.
It really is a christmas miracle

>>92553695
For fun
Actually FSP paid for their flights according to....hakka I believe?

There's a severe lack of collabs for merch announcements in StarsEn and that's kinda baffling.

>>92553228
>>92553695
>>92557148
Go back

>>92558489
Sorry cover can't risk not making at least 1 million yen please understand

>>92559154
I have no idea what you're talking about, when I say collab I'm talking about streams.

What have we learned in 2024, anon?

>>92558489
Shinri found out this merch was live when it dropped while he was streaming. Can't do shit if they find out about the announcement at the same time as us

>>92559154
I thought you meant outside collab merch my bad
But desu merch drops happen more randomly via Twitter these days

>>92559837
>>92559923
Oh yeah I'm not blaming the talents that much, that stuff should be organized by management.
Nowadays merch drops are so random I don't even feel excited for it.

>>92559835
Not matter how low your expectations are, you can always be disappointed even more

>>92559972
esl

>>92559835
That the altare brainwashing is real and super effective. I tried to find someone else during his break but no one can ever replace him for me. Please come back soon blue fuck, I miss you so much.

>>92560041
It's 4am fuck grammar

>>92560100
You're esl regardless of the time

>>92559835
That Axel has more original ideas than bettel yet people still think the clown is the creative one

>>92559970
You vill buy ze acrylic stands. You vill buy ze chekis. You vill own garbage. You vill be happy.

>>92560295
can't even gacha with the chekis anymore, they're sold out

>>92559835
i am entirely dependent on pilot

>>92560271
Bettel is the best because bettellion sends more SC and that means his content is incredible

>>92560295
Why are you german?

SHINRI IS NO LONGER DYING
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1873809335308214546

>>92561413
i cant believe he aborted their child...

>>92561413
Sorry for his loss

>>92561500
Don't worry. He's ready to carry another baby.

>>92560271
No one thinks Bettel is creative

>>92561413
KEK
https://x.com/Anonamos_701/status/1873812188798083548

>>92561413
>>92562136
Xenokunians love, I hope they get to travel around Japan next year

>>92559835
That i should watch boys who stream and criticize the ones who dont

>>92559835
always drop your kamioshi for a variety of lesser oshis. five guys are way more satisfying than one

>>92565544
do not listen to the foul words of this loose used up whore

>>92565695
All my oshis are whores too tho

>>92565751
multiple whorish oshis? you're disgusting

>>92566016
how many liters of splooge are you getting ya greedy slut

>>92566016
:3

I miss Aniki, one last zatsu to end the year please

Scheduled today:

Bettel week in review
3PM PST | 6PM EST | 8AM JST

Ruze T3 catcam for Arcturus’ birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHDNz1XEFG8
3PM PST | 6PM EST | 8AM JST

Hakka return to the jungle Tengu Talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8CEYO6eWE
4PM PST | 7PM EST | 9AM JST

Jurard NYE Minecraft countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6BmW0pAKZs
9PM PST | 12AM EST | 2PM JST

Mama... I don't think you'll get it
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1873841055227158861

>>92565544
Why are women like this, bros?

MAMAAAAAAAA ToT truly hoping all his dreams come true year on year

>>92567490
I feel like these are gonna be the longest 10 months of his life

>>92567490
weh, hope it works out or he finds some other nice place later. it will feel unreal when he finally moves...

>>92569983

>haven’t streamed for ~19 months
>graduated for ~17 months
Asking once again if we can remove defunct magnoir from the OP template for 2025

>>92570568
we need the links

>>92570568
I'm all for it.
>>92570654
We do not. If you somehow still need them, you can find them on the other Tempus boys' channels, which are linked there.

No one watches the quitters so they have to keep posting about them

>>92570806
that's not convenient

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1873856712555536811

>>92570874
/MANS/ at page 9 never use to happen back then

>>92570913
There is absolutely zero need to keep the alumns linked in the OP when they're so easy to find anyway.
>>92571010
We know how to bump our own thread, stay in yours.

>>92571138
>absolutely zero
They are Holostars, that's why

>>92570993
Who's going to edge the fanbase longer for 3D: VG or ARMIS?

>>92571252
>>92569983

>>92571269
Armis

im scared

>>92571390
you ready for some ear licking, hakkitos?

>>92571390
ASMR time

>>92570993
I'm curious to see if he'll surpass mama in fruitiness

why are no /MANS/ anons autistic enough to make a lifesize plush of their oshi?

>>92573261
I've made a 1/3 size bjd

>>92573261
weak anons can't even post a cum tribute, let alone a life size onahole

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRglH2St18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRglH2St18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRglH2St18

uh... public T3 Ruze menshi on the telly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHDNz1XEFG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHDNz1XEFG8

Had to disable Ruze's YouTube notifications because it's really annoying that he keeps setting membership streams public just to send notifications to everyone.

>>92574017
thanks for the update

>>92574153
Don't mind me troonzader, have fun with his dogshit content

>>92574017
I feel like all of Armis does this, Ruze just has more menshi streams than others. He fucked it up now and set it to T3 too late though because I'm still able to watch without even a T2

>>92574345
shit, I should have opened it

>>92574325
Thanks I will! Hope your oshi streams for you one day <3

>>92574639
ywnbaw

>>92573261
I was going to print out lifesized version of my oshi on paper and tape him onto my wall once but got self conscious about it

>>92573638
DOWNLOAD THE VOD!!!!!!!!

>>92573261
Scaling up a non-creepy plushie to human height takes up an insane amount of room. It's already bad enough when they're 1 meter tall.

>>92572664
>surpass mama in fruitiness
it's easy to retweet some mantit fanart like vesper did while lying about being gay like vesper did

>>92576162
I was enjoying my free cat stream, what the hell happened

>>92576299
Go back.

>>92576299
>lying about being gay like vesper did
there are multiple wrong statements here, I'm not even sure what's going on

>>92576299
Shinri and GB are on a completely different level

>>92576391
Why must Ruze paywall his pussy

2025 IS THE YEAR OF FRUITY OURPLE AUNTIE NO MORE BROWNBULLET FILTER WOOOOOOOI

>>92576299
>lying about being gay
dude never even talked about his sexuality from what i remember. where is this coming from lol

>>92577483
The funny thing is, the two bi guys in HQ were never open about it, do we thing something changed in management about being open with sexualities or was it just the talents being overly cautious?

Please there are TWO possible streams on the telly and bird is about to go live, can we stop talking about quitters

>>92578147
Both bi guys still in Holostars are very open about it, so who cares?

>>92578301
Nah.

>>92578147
They don't exist anymore

>>92578301
T3 and Bettel...

>>92578461
To think the jester used to carry this entire thread and now subsists on exactly one schizo

shitty bird is LATE

>>92578668
he's also killed this vod twice now

>>92578668
that's what I thought too but I recently learned he has several schizos! go clown go

>>92578668
>the jester used to carry this entire thread
This never happened.

>>92578301
management is still there

>>92578763
Several, or just a few working extra hard?

>>92578668
I am the last straight male bettelion ITT

HAKKER BACK ON THE SHITNOKUNI TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8CEYO6eWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8CEYO6eWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8CEYO6eWE

>>92578668
I feel like a lot of /mans/ is just schizos and then machiroons whom are schizos but in a different way

>>92578879
well... at least two

>>92578879
Enough to be the only ones posting about him in half the threads.

>>92578668
That only happened in your dreams

>>92578964
HE'S STALLING, I WANT TO RAPE HIS CLOACA

>>92578964
>>92578964
finally

>>92578961
It's like 60% schizos, 30% machiroons in heat, and 10% everything else.

Aniki doko

>>92578997
In all fairness, 3D debut aside, it's not like he's been dropping amazing content this year.

>>92579244
He hasn't but there's not even an attempt to talk about his streams other than schizoposting. It's almost sad.

>>92579244
I was basically pissing myself with the nopixel stuff. Some of that shit will live in on my head for quite some time
Otherwise probably not

>>92579180
despite only making up 13% of the thread, machiroons make up 50% of horny posting in /mans/

Ruze’s cats are all so pretty and he cares for them so deeply as individuals. CUTE

>Model shows up for 1 second
>"Can you put cat ears on"
kek

>>92579414
Whenever I get excited for one of his streams he either cancels them or just put out the most low effort stream I've ever seen and in both cases I leave so disappointed I don't even have anything to say about it

>>92579662
He just keeps adding more
And these cats will sabotage the camera at some point

>>92579709

>>92578147
>Magni
>never open about being bi
maybe catalogniggers were right..we dont watch streams...

ENTER FUMA

ENTER TRASH PANDA!?

why are the boys all catting out right now

>>92580162
hakkitos are treating bird like a dress-up doll...

>>92580547
Ah, the dream...

>>92580518
2025, year of the cat

Hacaca...

I think we should talk about lgbt topics in /mans/ since it's important.

Busy listening to Hakka talk about what underwear colours you should open the year with

I'll take that over League any time

>that sounds like you have a very functional family
Hakka...

>>92581425
stop you're going to manifest a shinri league stream somehow

>possibly allergic to pork
That's a rough life

>>92579038
Nah I remember when this thread was full of fawning Bettelions before he moved across the country and just stopped putting effort into his work

#UNDERWEARFORHAKKA

hakka is gonna FUCK his clone

>I'm just gonna play the longest game of chicken with my clone
WHORE

>3 days to travel from xenokuni to xenokuni(shitty version)
>I can sight-see during my layovers
damn, well at least he sees the bright side

>I gotta burp! Bleaghh--*mutes*
>like a minute of silence
Classic Hakka stream

>Thunderstorm in the background
Ah...
Home...

>>92582948
>rain & thunder
oh yeah we're so back

IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE

>Father Hakka is getting wet
WE'RE SO BACK BABY~!!

>rain, fireworks, or gunshots in the background
WE'RE SO BACK

WHINY WET BIRD

>Is this rain sound real?
Oh neko, the things you have to learn...

>hakka "life is a very wet mistress"
>chat: "i doubt she's down for you"

>Removed the noise gate
JESAS

Pisskkito...

>>92583530
I know it's real but jesas
the rain is insane

Happy New Year!
Have a calendar!
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1873896980008624193

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1873896980008624193

When will they give him the funny document that would make his life easier

>>92584112
>>92584123
Thank god!

>Picrel
Huh
>>92584112
>>92584123
Cute

>>92584112
>>92584123
Cute kimono leader~

>>92584302
nope, just a calendar

>that's like the forbidden fruit, the forbidden walnut

>>92584112
>guild roundup
>sniper training day
>golden hakkito day
nani

>>92584837
>guild roundup
They are sent to the camps
>sniper training day
the day of their execution
>golden hakkito day
at last, the chosen one is reborn

FREE $600 UPGRADE AND THE WHOLE ROW FOR HIMSELF!

>no leader bday on the calendar
Hmmm....

Hakka is so easy to please man

>>92585064
Such are the children of the third world

>>92585062
wdym? leader IS the golden hakkito

>>92585020
Camellia-san I kneel

>>92585167
Hakka will summon him with his demonic ritual again...
https://youtu.be/6yzOMeDYx3A?t=7

>3 airplane seats are enough to use as a bed
>61 inches (160 cm)
Huh so he IS around 160 cm tall

>>92585520
Birb...

>>92585062
>Leader oshi mark
>Leader art
>No bday
The intern that did the lazy ass edit couldn’t even get the dates right, amazing

>Paywalled toilets
>In Euros
His worst nightmare...

he's turning into a train autist...

>>92586491
it's the day his second outfit will be revealed

>>92586491
Now that you mention it, I wonder if they're hinting at a return date with that

>>92586972
HWNBAJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pee9O-K4IvY

>bettel thinks most of his streams in 2024 were boring/bad, except for every leechbert collab, which he rates each one higher than any of his solo content

i frew up

>>92586986
>>92587049
I would be very surprised if they actually mean something but they are probably just made up stuff to fill days

MAMA ON THE BLOCKING TELLY PT. 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMlC_HL9r3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMlC_HL9r3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMlC_HL9r3o

he sounds a little less like death today

>>92588837
Yeah, sounds like he's finally getting better

Time to move to Japan birbo

>public asmr
oh he seemed pretty shy about it before, i wasnt sure if he was going to go through with it

The racial profiler profiling Hakka? Me

>>92589259
wtf let my nigga sleep

>>92588369
Probably, yeah, but that is actually around when I'd start seriously expecting him to come back. Would make sense to return before the Armis anniversary so he can hype them up.

>>92589511
maybe he should STOP BEING XENOKUNIAN

>>92588837
i was about to post that he wasnt coughing but kek...

>>92589543 (me)
*VG anniversary, not Armis, I jobbed

HAKKA. HAS. MORE. THAN. THREE. INCHES.

>vg anniversary in a week!
>we don't have anything... planned...
well. already knew it but it still kinda sucks

>shinri's gotta lock in pretty hard for 2025
>knows that hakka is also going to lock in pretty hard for 2025
>doesn't know about the other guys but it is what it is

I forgot about the odyssey he has to embark everytime he goes to Xenokuni
>>92589931
nuh uh three inches or less sounds about right

these sound like the words of a man who is going to get a cat

>>92590479
ALL OF THE HOLOSTARS HAVE AVERAGE PENISES OF 5.5 INCHES. EXCEPT THE FLIPS, THEY'RE 2.5 INCHES

MY EARS ARE BEING VIOLATED

Hakka just farted in my ear

Shinri has his whole life in Japan planned out already

>>92589166
I can't wait, I'm kinda curious how different the dynamic will be without an all green chat

What happened to bettel stream I had it opened then it was gone??? Did something happen.

>>92590579
WRONG (at least for Hakka)

>>92591304
no idea but it was known that it was getting deleted, probably doxxed his brother idk >>92576162 >>92578734

>>92591304
his spotify was playing through his headphones for the first 30 minutes before he noticed, knowing him the VOD will be back in three weeks

Oh shit isreal

>>92591304
Spotify played 30 minutes in, was faint but he wanted to be safe

>>92591574
( TДT) why you no turn off spotify...

>>92591421
HE'S A GROWER, NOT A SHOWER
ITS JUST CONSISTENT WITH BIRDS THAT DO HAVE COCKS
YOU DON'T SEE DUCKS DRAGGING THEIR CORKSCREW PENISES OUT ALL THE TIME

>>92591061
probably will get a few wandering with some different expectations, then he pulls out wood soup or something

>>92591729
maybe we'll finally get the fish slap asmr

>>92590416
well, 2025 will be interesting

>>92591630
He needs something to numb the pain of streaming to bettelion

shitzoin is too much for a sick mama

>>92590579
flayon canonically has 4 inches

>>92592073
Then why does he have 8 inches inside:
>Bettel
>Hakka
>Shinri
>Altare
>Axel
>Goldbullet
>Jurard
>Octavio
>Ruze
>(You)
>(Me)
>The Faggot Reading This

>>92591964
(*´-`) sad

shinri...

>>92592073
STOP WITH THE SLANDER AND LIES, HE HAS A 13-INCH BOA AND HE IS STILL A GROWING BOY

>>92592289
good topic to scatter his pickles to

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>>92592372
He's older than most of Tempus

>>92592430
wtf is guild roundup

>>92592372
flayflay is a slutty old man

>>92592465
Orgies

>>92592465
Leader's annual Tempus guild penis inspection.

>>92592436
>>92592497
old to YOU, flayon is still 13 years old in his soul

>>92592372
Unless you're saying that it's the R-Trus packing 4 inches, just not happening

>>92592623
>I identify as a child
sounds something a pedofile would say

I'M SO HAPPY MY SHIT BIRD OSHI IS BACK
>Shinwi's stream
His gasps sound so uncomfortable...

>>92592803
no he just hasn't mentally matured past that age

>>92592805
dw his gasps are just him trying to suppress a cough by pushing air against the itch, it's not painful

Baker? I can bake in 30 minutes if nobody else.

>>92592930
I'm here

>ao3
bet you look at the holostars ones huh

>>92592990
Chu! Stupid lizard bake if possible because he’ll be holding up 12 dead hours tonight

>>92593130
I have gonna bake with picrel but if anyone has a good dino pic I can use that

Shinri... KEK

>>92593040
unironically he does. said so a couple months in.

>>92593270
Use this one, it's cute

>>92592372
YOU'RE WRONG TOO, IT'S 20 INCHES AND VEINY MOTHERFUCKER