/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

*Chops your dick off*

Gurass

>>92527873
SNIFFFFF

"Browser", it broke my heart, she was just trying to make a friend and instead she got mocked into oblivion :(

Gura, i'll be your friend, you seem sweat

when I was a kid he wasn't "Bowser" anyway he was "King Koopa"

Love my dumb little gooba and always will. She needs to be protected at all costs.

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

My daughterwife was a sped and got made fun of for calling bowser browser

There's a snake in my boot!

Reach for the sky!

I haven't drawn this shark in years and I keep meaning to draw her again

Have an old one, chumbos

How much of Guras personality is just acting and how much is real stories from the voice actress?

Sex with a fembud.

>Its a collab so its basically a VOD
Ill watch it later.

Reminder that your wife is a special ed kid

>>92526314

>>92528173
Hey I remember you, I like your Gawr drawing

>>92528318
I'm going to go back in time and eviscerate every single person that made fun of her

>>92528318
She is my Gurandma though.

I need to hug her so so much, you have no idea.

MY Gurandma.

>>92528490
I think I do

If Gura want's to play DnD so bad why don't she play the online version with us? Playing with the top regulars should be pretty risque-free, right?

How was the stream? I didnt watch it

>>92528726
We learned more about Gura's troubled past and that Fauna loves Gura very much

why are chumbuds obsessed with dying on battle?

>>92528996
Huh? I know that's pretty true of guys in general, but I haven't seen anything chumbud specific.

>>92528996
I will die on the battlefield for gura

>>92529077
you don't seem to see it but it's there, look at the fight between chunbuds and bait

>>92528773
Are they getting married?

I still can't get it out of my head when she came back from her first JP trip, she said the following, an actual living breathing human said this, let it sink in: "I made lots of good eye-contacts", wtf? Who even says something like that? What? Who speaks like that? Who thinks like that? Who remember that as a take-away? I am still so confused 2 years later

>>92528996
I refuse to die

>>92529156
based chumbud, some might die for family and country but i only care about my wife gura.
i will die for her if needed.

Do you think Fauna and Gura will still do MDLG erp after?

>>92529229
faggot

>>92529184
Apply what you learned today chumbie. She was in special ed and struggled to make friends in school. Gura is a strange lass

Holy.....

>>92529184
i thought eye contact was considered rude in japan

>>92529351
What timezone is this? 8pm pst is right now

>>92528798
>rape

SHE'S BACK!! WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BEFORE THE END OF 2024!! PRAISE BE TO THE SHAAAAAAARK!!

I LOVE GURA!!
I LOVE GURA!!
I LOVE GURA!!
I LOVE GURA!!
I LOVE GURA!!
I LOVE GURA!!

>>92529289
yes

>>92529337
>strange lass
she is one in a billion wife material

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Fauna will always be Gura's mommy.

>>92529536
No, me.

>>92529184
Gura is very shy, awkward and autistic. It's pretty common for people like that to have trouble making eye contact, so I guess she was proud of herself for remembering to do so.

>>92529536
I want to be Gura's mommy

>>92529243
Anyone have that Shadman WW2/WW3 art with Gura as the Zoomer's pinup girl?

Gura is sedated

Gura will always remember when someone is making fun of her

>>92529707

>>92528010
>>92528053
>>92528085
>>92529776
What is the difference...?

>>92529776
You did it!

>>92529829
Hey now, what are you trying to imply there mister...?

>>92529983
Don’t mister-post to an anti. They don’t deserve it

>>92529829
Funny thing is the original was Belle Delphine, which is oddly fitting in a way.

My daughterwife was in special ed and I love her

>>92530054
retard
>>92530068
funny indeed

>>92528996
i will die and let my mortal body mangled in a way that cant be recognized anymore for gura

>>92530054
How is posting a meme template being an anti? Oh, unless you're interpreting it being blank as jab at Gura? lol

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>92529829
WW3 you might as well not even have a pin up because we're all fucked.

*humps Gura*

>>92530225
Yeah, me

Gura doesn't wipe at all

>>92530300
Not true, she uses her dirty shirt pile

>>92530300
I help her with that.

https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0924/99/1735523855799446.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dwjauu.png

>>92530165
I was interpreting it being blank as jab at Gura…I’m sorry mister. I must be cranky…I’ll go eat something now.

>>92530355
These are good images

>>92530355
mommy...

>>92529506
samen

>>92530355
hot

>>92530440
Gura...

Day 22! Give it up for day 22!

goobnight
i love gura!

>>92529923

>>92531134
sleep well chumbie

>>92531134
nini

So then what’s the new excuse for her not streaming since she was perfectly fine and healthy this stream?

>>92531140

I love my special ed wife

>>92529303
Nuh-uh

>>92531381
le depression le anxiety

>>92531381
She wasn't perfectly fine and healthy, her tumor is metastasizing.

Goob night.

>>92531381
the same as always, she doesn't want to.
get it through your thick skull already...

>>92531899
sleep well bud

>>92531941
The problem is that she keeps making it seem like she wants to stream but can't because of circumstances that she never explains.

>>92531899
Nighty night

>>92531466
Faggots

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>92531788
A big part of it yea, but without the cringy "le"
Does even reddit do that anymore?

>>92532423
gura baby...

>>92532603
It's used to make fun of it and imply it's not a legitimate excuse.

>>92532783
I'm aware. It's still dumb.

>>92529829
I don't really know how to properly do image editing, but I made an attempt.

chumbies i like gura..

Oh, I also found the one that anon was talking about. But honestly I like mine better, no fake booba and no bloop.

>>92530566
Don't c'labs count?

>>92533088
same desu

>>92533163
if they dont count then neither should member streams

>>92528996
I've had dreams like that. Some in the US military and others in the German. I dreaded being left alone and forgotten in my American dreams but I'm happy to be the last in the German one. Strange.

Gura should show her butthole

>>92533341
Are you germany?

>>92533088
I don't like her at all I love her!

>>92532966
Based

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Gura is in love with me.

I looked back at my Gura twitter tab and noticed this what was trending. More Gura thighs is always good.

So why did her mic sound so weird? It sure didn't feel like the good mic

>>92533163
only those on her channel

>>92528996
because the "every man has 2 fantasies" meme is accurate

Gura seemed a little slow in the beginning of the stream (a couple times she was trailing off into dead air and Fauna had to keep things moving) but she seemed to get more into the swing of it as it went on.

>>92534169
why did they end it so fast then

>>92528996
I like fighting in video games, but I think it would be miserable in real life.

>>92534191
They probably decided to do about 90 minutes before they started.

Man I hate heineken. Gives me a headache

>>92534284
Why does it give you a headache?

>>92534321
I don't know. I'd like to know too

>>92534284
I'm not a big drinker but I'll have a beer or cider on occaision. I tried a beer I'd never had before and later I had a headache for the rest of the day. I'm not sure it was the beer but it might have been.

>>92531381
She's a whore. It's why she wouldn't talk about what she was into lately. It involves people she can't talk about on stream.

I think I'll drink this new year's eve, it's been years since I've done that. I promise I wont be too much of a rascal here if I do.

>>92534513
Whoreposter please you need to stop.

>>92534534
Same desu. Perhaps we can all discuss baby orangutans hugging on new years

Watching her again reminds me how much I hate her 2.0. Something about her forehead dosent feels like Gura anymore.

>>92534731
I think her 2.0 is exceptionally cute.

Baguraette hohoho

>>92534513
Do you just enjoy being the chumbie's whipping whore? Because that's all thats happened to you with every time you poke your head out of the dog kennel.

>>92533131
Ah thank you chumbie, that was the one. But yes, I like your version better.

>>92534731
Well I really like it.

I am the Last Chumbie.

>>92534872
Ho ho oui oui!

>>92535140

>>92534731
Something about it doesn't feel like her anymore agreed

Gura's speech about Fauna being dependable, always there to comfort her, and how nice it is to have a consistent streamer felt really tone deaf

>>92535157
And to all, la basé

>>92535306

>>92534731
has her head always looked like picrel or was it just today

For Milk and Cookies!

Can't wait for 2025 countdown with Gura. I wonder what are her new years resolution for the year.

>>92535350

>>92535370
For Dancer and Prancer too!!!

>>92534965
she looks like a kid here

Im depressed... and horny

>>92535476
It's been so long since I had any venison, but I remember that it was yummy and tender!

>>92535592
Yeah mine T u T

We happy?

>>92527859
then what, make a pepperoni pizza with it?

>>92535660
I never had venison. What does it taste like?

>>92535787
sad

>>92535635
Mmmmm feet

>>92535635
Gura... just use your vibe and go to bed already.

>>92534731
This is actually one of the first things I immediately noticed when I opened the stream. It looked really, really off. She should just use the older models. Newer isn't always better.

>>92535364
Damn it I can't unsee it

2.0 is cute

>>92535303
Gura hasn't developed self awareness yet

>>92534514
Cyute

>>92534593
That's not me, I whorepost because I'm horny. That guy is a cuckposter.

>>92535835
Y

>>92535787
not really, I'm feeling rather somber

>>92534731
Im glad she likes it but I think ill always prefer her original. I don't even dislike the 2.0, I just don't like it as much as how we saw her for years. She's still the cutest either way.

>>92535303
Not really. She admires it because she knows that she has so much trouble doing that herself, she's not very strong.

>>92535787
I'll be honest with you, i feel like ive been crushed by life.

damn you all are depressing

>>92535845
>>92535635
Rerorerorero

>>92536259
So is your moms butt, freaking soggy ass

>>92536259
Pretty sure half the people here need to go on trt. Low t really fucks you up.

>>92536259
All the chumbuds just need a little kiss

>>92536259
I'm chillin right now. I recommend the chumbies to watch that video of the orangutans hugging

>>92535808
kind of like beef, but more tender imo, it's also very rich and has a slightly earthy undertone. they usually serve it with dumplings and red cabbage like picrel, sometimes they put red currant into the sauce

>>92536104
miss gura

Antis will never take away my enjoyment for life

>>92535635

Now that the holidays are finally basically over, I can actually feel my depression fading away. I'm just so glad it's over.

>>92536397
Have you ever had turducken?

Gura seems like she don't have many friends in hololive. If she graduate now, it would be better while her friends are still here to bid her farewell or she would just fade into irrelevance in a few years...

>>92535635

>>92535787
Feeling pretty good.

I'm not a footfag but I like Gura's feet

>>92536662
So this is the fabled anti-fan

>>92536593
I haven't actually, is it good?

>>92536964
Oyasame

>>92536933
I’ve never had it either. I’m not really good at small talk, you see

>>92536964
sharkdreams

>>92536964
Goob night retard

>>92536964
sleep tight buddy

>>92537087
I'm not good at it either

I want turducken

Gura, do you have this set? https://store.gamersnexus.net/products/snowflake-full-tabletop-mtg-dnd-premium-dice-set-7-piece-dice-wooden-box-cat-card

$70 bucks sounds like a steal

>>92537424
Gura will buy this and put it in her mouth

>>92537424
Gura can't even count the number of sides on a die.

why did my oshi collect dice bros....

>>92537424
These are cute.

>>92536964
Goobnight

>>92537478
I guess it could be worse. She could’ve been collecting pen caps or something.

>>92537478
They're cool and look like they taste good.

>>92537478
She likes how yummy and pretty they look

>>92537478
She's one of those whores in a tabletop group that shows up only to sleep around and garner male attention.

>>92537424
I don't understand, how do you roll it with the cat on top of it?

>>92537635
Who doesn't

It's pretty sad if she collects dnd dice but doesn't have anyone to play with. Almost as sad as when she said she used to play Uno by herself :( Her entire backstory makes me sad

Gura is the kind of player who would try collect all the cards in pokemon tcg pocket but never play a single match because it makes her brain hurt

>>92537770
Isn't that the majority?

>>92537770
I know a couple of people that do that. They should just buy real pokemon cards

>>92537752
>aqua gone
>ame gone
>fauna gone
i wish i could do something for the shark

>>92537752
I think it was monopoly she mentioned playing around with by herself before. But she definitely plays Uno with the family.
I've played around with my boardgames by myself too! Although I was probably quite a bit younger than when she did it.

>>92537844
She said it in her members stream. To her it's not like they're really going away because she can still talk to them.

CUNNY I KNEEL

>>92537870
She sad she played Uno by herself

>>92537903
Oh I see, so she did that too. My memory isn't the greatest.
Gura...

Buds i made a grave mistake, i came before the anal section.
I am too weak it seems

>>92537844
>You will spend a long, hard time working on many useless things.
Full Color...

>>92537893
T o T

>>92537844
She'll never find her lost bread...

>>92538171
I am her lost bread.

>>92531381
She's made her money. She's checked out of streaming.
She's ready to move on to explore what else life has to offer, but is bound by golden handcuffs.
There may have been a significant life event that caused this paradigm shift, but the current attitude towards streaming is probably best explained by shifted priorities. Anxiety/depression/etc. is just an excuse that takes advantage of pathos.

>>92534939
And yet I was right that she got back home, coincidentally the same time as someone else.

>>92537998
yawaraka midori is one of the great ones

>>92537971
https://youtu.be/SC47pvmL9Yk?t=6612
Although i don't know how one can play uno by oneself, wouldn't you know the "opponents" card then?

Here they go again. Cute.

>>92538074
UOH

what if the chumbies hugged each other like baby orangutans

>>92538636
I will not hug filthy feistybuds.

>>92538582
You can do anything with imaaaaaaaginaaaation

I still genuinely think Gura, Fauna, Gigi, and Ceci would have been the best new grouping.
Gura and Fauna really ruined hololive.

>>92538703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K8IEzXnMYk

goob night

>>92538567
What is wrong with all of you?

I want to play Uno with Gura so fucking badly <3

>>92538894
sleep well bud

>>92537478
she likes to put them in her butt and fart them out whenever she needs to roll for something

>>92539054
Why is our oshi so obsessed with butt stuff?

https://youtu.be/bZmMvX-KZUQ?t=15030
”I’m gonna go play with plugs”

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>92538894
Goob nighto

>>92538973
Same desu I'd kick her little but.

>>92538973
same desu the "no mercy" edition

>>92539054
hopefully gura cleans the dice before eating them

>>92539176
? Just extra flavour

>>92539159
>but
I mean "butt"

There’s more than 1 samedesubud???

>>92539252
thats never been a one person thing anon.

>>92539252
Uh, yeah? Saying same desu is just a /ggg/ thing, not any particular poster.

>>92539252
Of course.

>>92539292
I thought it was a fanbase-wide thing

>>92535303
I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking that. Didn't want to complain about it at the time, though. She knows exactly what she should do, what her fans want, what she herself as a vtuber fan appreciates, but just doesn't do it for whatever reason.

Its midnight and I can't stop eating

>>92539393
True, but I mostly see it here. I'm not actually sure where it originated.

>>92539405
I don't assume whatever she thinks, but it was a tone deaf thing to say and I wish she would bother to address why she keeps disappearing and how can she keep claiming to appreciate us when she doesn't bother to spend more time with us.

Do the other chumbuds know there’s more than 1 samedesubud?

>>92539767
Same same desu

Is Gura still the same same desu?

I have been gooming everyday at different timings within 24 hours for 365 days. So that there is at least a chance that Gura and I are gooming at the same time TuT.

>>92538549
You didn't post shit though. And you didn't even prove your boyfriend went anywhere you delusional retard.

>>92539841
Wait…was that lyric a nod to /ggg/ then?

>>92540113
Domo same desu!

Why don't you guys ever give up? What's wrong with y'all?

>>92540239
I want to hug my fellow chumbie like a baby orangutan

>>92540186
You’re confusing me now

>>92540239
idk what you mean, but I'm very stubborn and I refuse to give up on Gura, I'm very persistent in general when it comes to things I like and care about, there aren't many of those though.

>>92540297

>>92540239
What why? What did I do?

>>92531381
She never claimed she was too sick to stream in her member stream lmao.

>>92539446
What are you eating fatfuckbud

>>92540398
Hot cheeto fries and honey bbq pretzels. Time to do some hindu squats so I don't feel fat

I have increased my 30m rowing output by 40 watts in 1 month, i am still a fatfuck but my shoulders and biceps are noticeable bulgier, just FYI

>>92540528
maybe I should invest into a rowing machine

>>92540549
Yeah, i used to have an indoor bike, i can ride outdoors on a real bike for hours on end without getting bored but on an exercise bike indoors i want to kill myself after 5 minutes. Rowing i can withstand for up to 60 minutes but it's still boring, it's more mentally draining than physical :/

>>92540528
does that mean you have a dynamo attached to it and produce power when you use it?

>>92540458
>hindu squats
Is this a euphemism for bowel movements?

>>92540528
Who gives a shit

What does the Bible say about sex with children?

>>92540677
It must be why pajeets are so good at pooping

>>92540627
No, the dynamo only powers the display

Been sick all day. About to watch the Fauna collab, how sad was it?

>>92540785
It was quite cozy. They got mushy at the end

>>92540785
Felt like a funeral than a collab. Gura didn't have that "energy" from her, she wasn't on her top form.

>>92540785
The end was a little mushy gushy, but it was an overall nice stream. Learned even more about how much of a silly little weirdo she is. I love her.

>>92540239
love me shork, simple as.

Can't believe i had a crush on a special ed girl this whole time

>>92540716
Let's see how they like being turned INTO poop

>>92540981
This technically isn't new info, right? It was just reconfirmed.
Please don't tease my daughterwife about it.

>>92541194
Can't have been Gura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hBBzZrHeQ

>>92540981
I know, she's perfect.

>>92540981
That says more about you than anything really.

>>92541194
Idk I feel like eating a pajeet is like eating a nurgling, you'll probably catch some kind of disease...

time to eep~

>>92541454
sharkdreams

>>92541454
rest easy chumbie

>>92529490
1 in a trillion in fact!

>>92540239
The funny thing is I've wanted to several times, but I just can't. My desire to see her again is stronger than my desire to give up and move on. Or more accurately, I'm not able to let go. Not until she says herself that it's over.

>>92541766
same desu

>>92541811

What is it exactly that makes her so incredible alluring?

>>92542030
She was forged by the fires of special ed classes

I hate this socially inept shark.

I am in love with this socially inept shark.

Dino Gura as a special ed kid, doko?
Something like picrel but DinoGura would be lovely

I used to dip my pretzel sticks in glue

>>92542538
What flavour?

>>92541317
No saar, we are very nutritious and high in dietary fiber saar

>>92542554
Elmer’s

>>92542580
At least it was nontoxic glue

>>92542604
I also liked dumping sand and gravel in my hair and then in class brush the dirt off my head on to paper because I liked the noise it made

>>92542763
Yeah. She gave up. She’s just like me. What of it.

My left thigh is rashy after those squats I did. I should really be sleeping chumbies

>>92542846
Same desu
I just clipped my toenails so at least I’m being somewhat productive

Alright time to stop watching orangutan videos. Goob night buds

>>92542948
Goob night

I harbor 0 romantic feelings for this shark and only see her as a masturbatory tool T u T

I should probably sleep too, I got work later.
Try to play nice.

>>92538549
It's that time again /ggg/. Time for, you guessed it, another reminder that they are!

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1304308298631352351/1322103432731168828/Captura_de_pantalla_2021-06-07_155115.png?ex=67739cc5&is=67724b45&hm=0a3590ef66ff91e619bd8cd408fceeca1f2e54f9c8e899d7e98fbc413c3f11a6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

Compare all of the evidence on display here to the fanfiction you write based off this dude's discord activity. You have nothing cuckposter. Compared to your "buh-buh-but she and her brother are friends with him on steam!!!! and muh founders badge!!!!", it doesn't hold a candle to Ame outright calling Gura her family and them watching the Olympic opening ceremony together. Stop passing your masturbatory fantasies as proof and accept the infinitely more likely scenario.

>>92543250

Why are you all sleeping in the middle of the day?

I'd eat a crayon if Gura offered me one.

>>92543623
I work nights.

What would doing drugs with Gura be like?

>>92543623
It's the middle of the night/early morning in the US and lots of people here stay up for a long time, myself included.

>>92539252
I do samedesu from time to time

Ewww!!! Who left this cum bucket out at sea?

>>92544204
Sugoi!!

>>92544783
My onahole factory and my new onahole T u T

I passed out in the middle of the collab and had to finish it after I woke up. I don't feel like "were so back".

>>92545081
>were so back
I'm pretty sure 95% of the people who says this are being sarcastic or similarly shitposting.

>>92545081
Gura once again dropped hints that she will be joining Ame and Fauna last stream. Trust the plan.

>>92545293
No she didn't.

>>92545081
I'll feel like "we're so back" when she actually addresses why she didn't stream and goes back to doing schedules/commits to being consistent.