/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I'm watching the collab and I will never read this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I love my sped wife

>>92515563
SNIFFFFF

look at my cute special needs wife

>>92515519
That's my goom in her cheek T u T

Chumbies I'm seriously in love with this dumdum. What about you?

Gura...

I don't believe she's smiling all the time, I'm convinced :3 is just a setting

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

I would pretend to be retarded just so i could join Guras special ed class to be able to spend more time with her <3

Ngl this is a very awkward collab. Not sure that the chemistry is all there.

>>92515624
Ye

i thought her being retarded was a bit not reality

There's a snake in my boot!

>>92515719
How new?

>>92515719
she's a woman, anon

Reach for the sky!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura please stream more, you keep making retarded faces on your 2.0 and I need to see it

is Gura actually drawing or just observing and commenting?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>92515889
It's not her turn yet

>>92515889
They're taking turns and spinning a wheel to see which holomem they have to draw.

Now it is

All smiles

Gura has been removed

oh nyo Bae

>has to draw bae
CUTE

>Gura can't see her legs
just how much weight did she gain?!

Sex with a fembud.

this is everything i wanted

Mickey mouse bae

>>92516079
Brosnan I swear to god

Gura's art is very cute. And actually pretty good.

>>92515519
when was the last time she streamed?

Bae has a longer hair side?

>>92516254
She draws better than me

Gura's voice does sound a bit off to me. Has a bit less of a drawl to it?

>>92516255
He took his meds...

>>92516300
yes her left side, Gura got the wrong side

gura,..

>PAT

>>92516379
I'm really terrible with details

>>92516330
She’s been taking her normal pills

>>92516437
don't worry I just googled a pic of her

god i love when she has a collab with someone who enables her

>>92516433

She does have great legs

pat the rat

>>92516615
with a mating press

I'm going to put all of her art right on the fridge.

She drew a really sexy tummy

Gura has good taste as always

Fauna is a based thighs enjoyer.

I’m gonna to fuck the shark and you will all watch

>>92516885
Fauna please be gentle with her

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

magenta isn't a real color

Gura and Bae are so cute together.

>>92516885
I'm going to fuck both of you

Gura is the most sexable but Baelz is the most rapeable.

She remembers her much better than I ever could.

>>92517090
Well I remember that Bae has cheese on her collar.

Gura...

I'm going to beat up those girls that made fun of her

browser...

Gura remembered that forever...

I'll be your stud Gura

>no mouse trap on ear

She finally noticed PAT
LMAO

I want to squeeze her

She's going to fall asleep thinking about childhood traumas tonight...

Bae from gura's memory

Gura is my princess

>>92517588
Just like every night!

Gura is my Gurandma.

Gura sounds more and more like a toddler for everytime she streams, she is mentally regressing as we speak, within 2025 she will only be able to communicate in "gogo gaga"s

>>92517905
lol

>>92517905
kek

Who's pat?

God, it drives me crazy when she whispers

>>92518113
same desu

>>92518051

>>92518051
mean girl who pulls up the football before you can kick it.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>92518181
invisiblessed

subaru always reminds me of one of the random pokemon trainers you beat early on

>>92518181
[Spoiler]time to rewatch the indigo prophecy playthrough for the hundredth time[/spoiler]

>>92518325
It reminds me of Richard Burns

You can hear the plates on her desk...

she's about to stab you with the sharp end of a basketball

>>92518325
You mean like Brook and Misty?

I missed this retard…

Off, once again, to the nightshift

Gura sounds defeated

boring stream

This is fucking killing me

>>92518684
no the ones with the cap

>>92518786
Stay safe out there bud.

Ah crud I didnt even notice a Gobidaba collab going on until just now. Im glad she got to hang out with Fauna once more

>>92518786
Goob luck bud

STOP WHISPERING GOOOBBBBN FVDKSVNDSJVBSDKVNKSANVCIWHNIVENIDSVNIDSVNKDSNCKSNCKASNCEIWCNIEWNCDVD

Gura wants the big D

Comfy stream i like

>>92518786
I got two hours left until im there as well. Stay strong chumbro

i like how her streamer room echoes

>>92518782
Aim better next time.

>>92518684
>>92518843
Youngsters

gura is nervous you should say nice things about her

>Jimmy Carter dies
>Gura stream
once again, she always streams when we have some kind of event in this geopolitical world

>>92519143
Gura is a portentous omen

>>92519217
Jimmy Carter was a submariner btw

>>92519104
if there aren't any others with a cap then yes

Gura is starting to sound a lot more like herself now, or maybe I'm just starting to remember her voice.

>>92519272
Jimmy Carter visited Atlantis with his submarine crew and was recieved by goombus 70 years ago

Feelin' shark vibes

Gura is gonna get luna

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

this is the last one? D:

>>92519431
the lore deepens

oh nice

>>92519374
I think her mood is improving because she's hanging out with fauna.

kek

>Lap
uoh

>>92519455
samen

Gura's tumor is metastasizing.

Ah the Lacunny

>>92518875
>>92518914
>>92519008
ily

>cue the three-cunny dancing song

Would you sex Gura if she ripped your head off after?

Gura like cunny

>>92519761
why not

Why does Gura sound like she only has the energy for one more Hololive? Is she feeling sick?
>>92519735
Bro at least Spoiler this. Nasty stuff

Gura looks at Laplus a lot

>>92519792
She's just like me fr fr

>The womanlet 139cm Chunnidork
>The Chad 141cm Shark

Laplus is so hot.

was she drawing bloop?

>>92519898
except the former is a terrible grifter

laplus hair shaped like scrotum

Ina has the talent and smarts to be good. Just drawing ain't enough

>>92519859

Gura looks like a pro artist compared to my ability. I just have zero artistic ability.

UOH

>>92520114
Same desu

>>92519859
>>92520113

>every few minutes
this explains so much

my wife's dopamine fried brain...

I think tiktok is bad for special ed kids

>>92519862
Damn brats.. too strong..

i need soundsposts of goomba saying loli

I truly love my autistic brain rotted daughterwife. Unconditionally.

Day 22, Give it up for day 22

>>92520334
Based

Gura consumes dice

Gura is just hording dice...

Gooba why

guras whispering is making me act unwise

She 100% puts all of those dice in her mouth

Gura the dice collector.

She's spending all her hololive money on dice and other trinkets...

>>92520733
And maybe other places...

Its called autism Gura. I have it too

That's autism Gura...

>>92520733
this was gura's dad showing off her dices

I wish Gura would join my D&D campaign. It's Planescape.

I love her!

my adhd wife...

i want to play a 3 year dnd campaign with gura

>>92520835
>>92520848
Isn't autism usually the opposite, though? That you don't form very strong emotional connections?

>>92520883
Gura put all of that in her stomach

>>92520940
and it came out the other end...

I made a dice post like 1 year ago or something, Gura must have seen it, i am the cause of her addiction

How do i search for file names on waro? I want to see when i made that post

she's gotta think about what to omit

I kinda want to try some DnD too. But yeah... people are scary.

>>92520932
different forms I would assume, I thought some forms of autism included hyperfixations on things.

>tfw missed the whole thing because Gura did not even tweet about this collab
Why is she like this?

>>92520973

I really forgot how chill and funny gura is

>>92521059
Anon?

>avoids the question about what she's been doing lately
gura..

Gura was and is autistic

>>92521059
Retard...

>kin
AAAAAH
TWITTER TERMS

>>92521089
Holy wizard dude, i don't know why i failed, thank you my sweatest chum <3

>>92521059
she retweeted fan art before retweeting fauna's post

>>92521105
Well then Elon need to fix his dying fucking site, since I got nothing.

Chumbies... She's just perfectly imperfect

>>92521198
Skill issues.

>>92521022
same desu I REALLY want to roll for stuff

>>92521198
please no i don't want the chinese bot accounts posting chinese cp to go away

>>92521265
No shit, he fired all skilled people, only pajeets with work visas left.

>>92521298

These bitches are gay

tying up gura

>>92521298
post the uncropped or you're a coward

>>92521588

Cute Lap honestly

Billion dollar company and they still can't implement cloth-config on La+ hair: https://youtu.be/eUWJWuOupy4?t=15

THE ASS

ending already?

a winners is you

>>92521779
About an hour and a half sounded about right.

Im gonna miss this

>>92521022
I've run a DnD game every weekend for years. Had one today even.
I was lucky enough to have friends

double shark wieners

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gura, ask Fauna to cancel graduation plz.

Gura you bought that fancy chair...

gurandma...

Gura would slouch on purpose

GURA LOVES ELECTRIC SHOCK BDSM TORTURE

At least we heard a lot about her in that short time.

>>92522044
Gura's house must've been destroyed, she definitely lost all her stuff somehow.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

do you sit like a shrimp, chumbie?

she's listening to AC music again!

>>92522044
she used it for a few streams
I remember the adjustable armrest clicking
but then months later she says she got a pink gamer chair

Onyo she is gonna cry isn't she

POSTURE CHECK

Gura's slouching gamer girl figure...

ohhh here it comes

:(

uuu...

I'm sad now

confirmed for no world tree tomorrow dang

no snot collab....

>>92522212
She's had like 4 chairs at minimum. She also had a big comfy one that wasn't the gamer chair, and the first one that was fucking her back up.

Did she just say shit?

pain

man...

you could have called her a friend, Gura...

>>92522458
This

Man....

I'm going to miss the last chumbie of EN

the level of teetee is insane

Gura will be waiting for Ame indefinitely. Meanwhile, even if she waited an eternity, Fauna is never coming back.

>>92522458
She did her best to avoid saying that word for a reason anon.

>awkward silence

>>92522458
She's speaking from a broad perspective, for everyone. We already know they're friends personally.

Would be nice if Gura would stay in touch with us

Love Gura
Love Fauna

ill miss her

Hang UP, i hate when the convo obviously needs to end but no one ends it and now it's just awkward "yeah....yeah...yeah", if NO ONE has anything more to say, the "yeah yeah" is an unspoken rule to "please end the call", why do some people not pick up on that cue, it was cute but then it's just awkward

>>92522777
Aim better next time.

>>92522721
(You) are not Fauna

>we'll keep in touch
https://youtu.be/HipYv9XijqU

kino

gura stinky...

my wife

Well that was awkward

And now gura doesnt have any friends she finds comfy to stream with in hololive.

>>92522721
Should've been a famous fembud

man...

Welp, see you all in a few months, probably.

whys it gotta be this way bros

>>92522458
gura is fauna's oshi chumbie, they can't and shouldn't be friends

I feel very empty inside now
What do I do to fix this?

>>92522979
Moom...

>>92523060
few understand this

Fuck fuck FUUUUUCK

>>92523174
have you tried psyllium husk? it keeps your gut going even when there's nothing else in there

2 months until next Gura sighting, what do we think?

>>92523174
Sounds like you’re hungry chumbie.

Never been more sure that Gura will also go after fes/project are over
She has no motivation or reasons to stay after those
She can just affiliate and that's it

>>92522806
No dumbfuck. Have you ever had a friend before. That's shit getting real bro

>>92523174
>What do I do to fix this?
wait three weeks for the next stream

>>92522979
Gura still has the moom

>>92523256
That's dangerous, never eat psyllium on empty stomach, your mega-solid turd will wreck your intestines on it's way out, i've made that mistake

Our Shark is really bad at goodbyes.

>>92522979
Mumei, Ina, Mori?

Did you guys see me spam the hearts

>>92523380
Mumei never streams
Ina has the personality of a wet towel
Mori, are you fucking kidding me? Reps doko?

Fuck, some people here are so retarded it's not even funny

>>92523174
pour your pain into your workout, that's what I'm doing now

>>92523292
dunno, sounded to me like she was clear she was staying.

In the end, SNOT collab never materialized...

https://files.catbox.moe/b96mzo.png

It was a nice stream with lots of fun Goob and Fauna.
Try not to let the goodbye at the end get you too down, they're always like that.

Crazy that it's not the talent that's barely streaming every two months is graduating.
Seriously, what's stopping Fauna from just quiet quitting like Gura?
I'm just annoyed as fuck, I hate this. I hate graduations. I hate that the door for collabs just shuts the fuck off and there's a permament hole in the crew now. I know they're still gonna talk to each other but because of some dumbfuck rules they can't be "Fauna and Gura" anymore.

This is why despite everything I like indies more.

Damn wish I knew this stream was happening. Guess I will watch the VOD.

>>92523419
I did chumbie. I was right there next to you spamming them too.

do you think goob & moom are going to stick around? or are they next
i still think of ame saying "for now!"

>>92523060
>>92523231
I will never and I refuse to

>>92523459
What about Kronii and Kiara?

>>92523494
>https://files.catbox.moe/b96mzo.png
WTF is Gura sucking on? That doesn't make any anatomical sense

>>92523273
>>92523477
I'll do both of these

>>92523539
Yeah…I’m thinking we’re based

>>92523553
I believe the rrat about ame/gura/mumei/fauna/mint/doki

>>92523459
You never watch any of her stream retard

alright they're swarming see you fags next thread

>>92522310
Good. Faunsame is better than SNOT and Gura gives way more of a shit about her than Kronii and Mumei.

>>92523635
Qrd?

>>92523640
>Quoting a post that mentioned 3 girls
"her"
Fuck, you are so retarded

>>92523687
>Faunsame is better than SNOT
This is true
>Gura gives way more of a shit about her than Kronii and Mumei
This is not

>>92523644
ill be there next stream however long that might be

>>92523616
There's a male underneath both of them, blindbud

>>92523727
catalog bait

>>92523727
he's jerking it to a fantasy of ex-corpo avengers

>>92523788
where have you been ending transition screen-kun?

>>92523295
exactly, i hate the cunts in here calling it awkward

my lovely and sweet shark wife

>>92523727
>>91851439
I kinda buy it. Gura will go after fes and her project are over.
Also fits her already following riggers and model artists. I don't even want this, just seems likely.

>>92523616
>WTF is Gura sucking on? That doesn't make any anatomical sense
My cock of course

>>92522979
"You attend the funeral, you bid farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times, the fact of her absence will hit you like a blow to the chest, and you will weep. But this will happen less and less as time goes on. She is gone. You are alive. So live."

>>92523553
I think Gura is dead set on staying with Hololive . For some reason she took the position of a hololive representative today and thanked her for her work, instead of a more personal approach. She set distance. She did the same thing with Ame, and I remember very well on Sanas graduation she said Hololive is the perfect company for her and she is here to stay for a very long time.

>>92523811
>>92523616
yeah me

>>92523519
>I'm just annoyed as fuck, I hate this. I hate graduations.
Some day you'll have to deal with funerals, and that's even worse.

See you next month lol

Someone rattled the monkey tree!

>>92524063
Somebody punch this thing

>>92523998
Next month is in 3 days...

>>92523930
The thing is Gura could literally do what she does right now while being affiliated. She can still show up for fes or the occasional event and also be used for printing merch money.
But it would get her out of a ton of meetings and other such behind the scenes work. Why wouldn't she take that deal?
What about affiliate status would be a downside for Gura?

>>92523802
>Watches her even while streaming
>Confirmed she talks to her off-stream
>Followed her RM on her RM

You can't say any of this about her relationship with Kronii and Mumei.

>>92524126
they’re not sending their best

>>92523292
Yeah, the way Fauna was talking to her felt like more than her just saying goodbye, but like she knew Gura was leaving too. I guess we'll see.

>Gura has now said bye to 2 of her friends in hololive
Howm many let doe she have?

May I offer you this Bloop in these trying times?

So Gura made a whole speech about how Fauna is a dependable streamer, whenever she looks at YouTube Fauna is always there to comfort Gura, how nice it is to have a consistent streamer like Fauna...that's cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

>>92523295
Don't respond to "all vtuber friendships are fake" schizos.

>>92524259
are you a fembud?

>>92524258

>>92524154
Theres no point in being affiliated if she can stay normally and put in just as much effort. Why would she change anything from the current situation?

>>92524259
How does she say things like this but at the same time not spend 1 min to wish us merry christmas on Christmas or do a single stream on Halloween or anything else
Like how can she be both things at once

>>92524300
Yes and they have a bucci pucci

>>92524362
M+RT

>>92524362
M

>>92524362
M RT

>>92524350
>Like how can she be both things at once
because she sits and guilts herself and feels depressed instead of doing what she feels like she needs to be doing. it's called major depressive disorder

>>92524362
Rt

That was the most awkward end for a collab I have ever seen

>>92523553
The opposite, I believe Gura will outlive literally everyone in EN.

>>92524509
Seemed pretty typical to me. Maybe you just don’t watch that much Gura

>>92524362
L + LT

>>92524348
Yes, there is.
That's the point. If she affiliated she could get a vtuber model and occasionally collab with Ame and Fauna for example.

>>92524154
> She can still show up for fes or the occasional event

We really don't know this. Right now it looks like its for merch only.

Thread's gone to shit, I'm outta here

>>92524362
M RT

>>92524629
she could do that now with a png.

Besides throwing shit at each other, what's everyone gonna do now?

>>92524362
Gura you need to play something where the button input for this is A so we can say MART

>>92524731
But only with a png. Given her activity it sure seems like she's looking to get a model.

>>92524772
I’m going to keep playing project wingman

>>92524716

>>92524772
I was supposed to get groceries but I chose to stay home to watch the collab. I guess I’ll take a shower or something

>>92524772
go back to distracting myself with reels

>>92524772
Masturbate, Comiket should be happening these days so I'm sure there are some new loli doujins out.

>>92524772
I'm gonna go install some janky aliexpress power supply adapters into some dell towers to replace their proprietary power supplies with atx standard ones and hope the whole thing doesn't catch fire

>>92523811
Still doesn't make any sense, have you ever seen a human before? How does the dick end up between faunas melons? Does she have a hole in her ribcage for the dick to pass through?

>>92524888
Hi Gura, I love you.

>>92524154
>. She can still show up for fes or the occasional event
This isn't true though. Ame hasn't been, and won't be, back for FES. Chloe will not be back for FES. No one really knows what the fuck affiliation means anymore especially with Chloe being booted out of that magical girl shit

>>92524802
so she really really wants a new vtuber model, and will graduate for it?

>>92524772
>what's everyone gonna do now?
I'm gonna watch a movie

>>92524972
They could if they wanted to, they just don't want to. Ame is done with idol reps and Chloe's voice is busted and she's in bad health.

>>92525004
*affiliate for it
And lose nothing. She's already practically affiliated except she can't use another vtuber model to spend time with Ame and Fauna now.

>>92524772
Debating on pulling an all-nighter or going to sleep. My schedule is fuuucked.

>>92524154
>The thing is Gura could literally do what she does right now while being affiliated. She can still show up for fes or the occasional event and also be used for printing merch money.
It seems like this isn't actually the case since Ame hasn't shown up in anything that wasn't likely recorded before she left. She was even left out of myth merch. She did say she didn't know what exactly being affiliated would entail, and honestly it doesn't seem much different from graduation in the long run to me.

you guys eppy?

Gura, please come home <3 You are such an amazing person <3

>>92524350
because she's a woman

Why does she hate us?

>>92525240
Ye…

>>92525241
because it isnt, cover said as much when they released a statement, they're the same thing

>>92525181
wont be able to sing and dance on stage though.

>>92525241
That's just Ame not wanting to, though.

I'm going to miss hololive having a chumbud rep like gura

>>92524362
M+RT

>>92525317
I mean Fauna

>>92524772
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>92525403
You made an oopsie

>>92525315
You don't know any more than I do. We've yet to see it so it seems unwise to state things so confidently like that.

>>92524772
I am playing WoW Vanilla

>>92524772
I gotta go to work. I got a bunch of days off coming up through the new years so im gonna catch up on any streams I missed after this as well as gaming and ALL the other shit Ive been wantint to do since then.I also missed the beginning of the Fauna collab so thats first on the list

I want to see her autistic collections

Its fucking over

>>92524772
suffer

>>92525577
It ended 20 minutes ago, retard

Everyone that makes fun of gura is making fun of a special ed kid

>>92525660
she may be retarded, but shes cute, so its ok

How do i get a girlfriend like the Goob? She is the perfect wife specimen but since i can't date the original i will settle for someone similar, where are they?

>>92525473
I guess. I just don't see even a spark of motivation left in Gura beyond her finishing up that one big ass project she already put so much time in.
Beyond that she has now skipped how many major holidays with us and basically given up on doing normal solo streams entirely? It's only ever the monetization-refreshing appearance or collabs for the sake of spending some time with her friends, if even.

>>92525660
I was in the Special Needs homeroom for my anger issues, but also the Talented and Gifted program for my college level reading ability. Send help.

Baguraette hohoho

>>92525660
I only ever tease her lovingly. I would never do or say something to hurt her.

>>92525835
Ho ho oui oui!

>>92525799
Its over

>>92525786
You need to look for girls that look like they went through special ed

Why did Gura claim that math was one of her favorite topics in school when it got revealed today that she was in that tard math class? Did the special ed teached force feed Gura crayons and cookis and thats why she liked it so much?

For Milk and Cookies!

>>92525803
Many such cases. If they put you in a room with other boys instead of drugging you then you would prob be a normal member of society.

Not gonna lie, i stopped watching fauna after that last Stray stream when she supported the homos but man it really is a shame she is leaving hololive.
Her with gura and mumei was top content i will miss, hope that gura collabs with mumei a bit more, maybe the doll girl from Justice can full that green hole fauna has left.

>>92525936
For s’ghetti too!!!

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon