/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>92398113
Cool Bounty Hunter

dorkbird love

Schedule!

>https://x.com/i/status/1819228502023196859

>>92398978
Dokikitty!

>>92398912
Cute as fuck webm!

Frame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oP1r4NU4LI

>>92399942
we have god of wars back... but at what cost

>>92399942
Nice

>>92399942
super cute thumbnail art

>>92399691
goon that's an mp4

>>92400042
which one of us is the mug, goons?

>>92400243
me (lobotomized)

>>92400243
>Doki puts her lips on the goonmug every time she goes for a drink
Me

>>92400243
I have no brain so it's literally me

I’m a relatively new goon so I wanna ask. I noticed her acknowledging super chat by saying
> thank you for the super, thank you, thank you
Has that been a thing long now or she just started doing that after re debuting as doki

>>92401076
Nope that's been a thing for a long time!

>>92401076
That's an old thing, like from the first couple of streams of Selen

>>92401076
No, she even had an emote!
>

>>92401076
She even used to have an emoji that was "10Q"

>>92401146
We need this emote back...

>>92398742
NAUR

>>92401076
new goon here too, whats wrong with that

>>92402303
i don't think anyone said it was wrong, goon

>>92402303
Nothing, I was just curious

>>92402269
Bird wife is so cute...

>>92402269
cute

Did Doki end up reaching out to Kamame?

>>92403757 (me)
Also any guesses to what it could be about?
New Skinsuit for LNY?

>>92398113
Your oshi is pretty cool. Have a good day/night

>>92405189
Thanks bro, you are too.

Ok, now I will play this game

>>92405335
Lunabird!

>>92405335(me)
Oh god the face is a nightmare, good thing you're looking at her back for most of the games anyway
Also the mod barely came out I'm sure it'll be fixed

>>92405922
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Get Healed, Get Healed, Get Healed, Get Healed!

>>92405922
I hope you aren't using your main for mods though, they might start banning people for that soon

>>92403757
Probably
>>92403792
Maybe

>https://x.com/MaskofGabriel/status/1872843685077098749

>>92413300
What the doob doin?

>>92413300
Cute

>https://x.com/RiYae69/status/1872873046438232410

I had a dream Doki ended up laying on top of me and was teaching me how she likes guys to kiss her. I think I strongly imagined her hot breath in my face cause the blanket was over my mouth so I was breathing into my own face.

I woke up and couldn't fall back asleep to get back into the dream.

>>92415177
i wish i had dreams like that

>https://x.com/chattdraws/status/1873022345377681499

>https://x.com/nomi_illust/status/1873002065041244660

>>92386743
late but eh i reaaaaally want her to play Into the Radius VR aka diet Stalker in VR
the initial start where she is scared flimsy Makarov, then how in the endgame she can rampage 1vEverything for Curbstomp Rage Revenge would be overloading her brain cells in a good way
The ideal games i want her to try being Sekiro and Hellsweeper VR are more than impossible even without Marvel Rivals addiction anyway...
excuse the conversion, i can't figure out ffmpeg for shit(and it's so incomplete without the audio)
>>92416570
offtopic and /x/ territory, but you can always get into lucid dreaming assuming work isn't up the ass tyrannical with schedule
idiotproof is Hemisync Lucid Dreamin 1-4
if the first 3 files are 90 minutes each then that's good

Cultivating a Doki tulpa... She makes you play Marvel Rivals all day...

>>92418335
>>92386743
I may as well add to this too, since I just rewatched the Game Dungeon ep about it, but since she mentioned how much she likes Prof Layton I wonder if she'll ever enjoy Puzzle Agent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4SUYRhHC88&ab_channel=AccursedFarms
Even if her brain manages to be too small for the puzzles there too...

>>92418519
>Tulpa
that's a significantly different beast than just Lucid Dreaming lmao
it's like the distance between Tryhard Incarnate in FPS Doki vs scared as fuck Doki
>>92418577
it's still more possible than Sekiro
Doki knows how hilarous her suffering is as our dumb Birb

>>92418335
maybe i should try to lucid dream, what could go wrong

>>92419231
you'll get addicted and begin to disassociate and not tell the difference between dream and reality like in Inception

actually literally nothing, lucid dreaming is a skill you can cultivate without negative effects

anyone wanna place side bets on when we get Elden Ring Doki?
$5 that July 2025 and still no ER kek
>>92419231
see >>92419273
though realtalk, i think one flaw i can think of is getting absurdly giga high standards
then again that can just be a me issue specifically

>>92413300
Crowki...

>>92419883
10$ in june

Doki in 2 hours

her message talks about her nenderoid but my blind ass misread it as she has a hemorrhoid

>>92422364
Dumbgoon...

>>92423232
The fattest goon.

>>92423232
FAT FUCK

>>92423330
yeah me

>>92423232
FAT FUCK

>>92417079
Demon Slayer Doki...

uuuuuuu I miss Doki uuuuuuu

>>92425329
Doki soon, goon

>>92425042
Festive Chibibird my beloved!

Today I had a dream about Doki. We were talking on the phone and she was very worried about some stuff so I told her it was okay and most importantly we loved her and cared for her no matter what. I'm not even a Dragoon, wtf

>>92426719
It's a clear sign, anon. Join the ranks.

>https://x.com/Sumin88529950/status/1873059535373648212

>>92423232
I wonder what became of this goon post-concert, do you think some staffgoon took it home and now has a quarter of a room taken up by chonk?

Today I had a dream about doki. I dreamed she was this thing called a "vtuber" and I was part of her "chat". I would watch her be silly and dum while she played games for my entertainment online.
In reality, she is my wife and we live together.

>>92427972
Mint... It's 5:20 in the morning, go back to sleep.

GoW getting cancelled again lets goooooooo

>>92428129
fucking KEK

>>92428027
She is in fact wide awake
https://x.com/MintFantome/status/1873097327914959090

>>92428129
>>92428215

>>92428129
>>92428215
Se acabo...

She's going to walk DAD after her marvel match ends so stream will be at least 10 minutes late

>>92427832
IIRC Doki said, in either the off-collab or the post-concert celebration stream, that she hoped to re-use him in the future. So yeah, he's probably stuffed in a box in either a staff member's place or Doki's apartment.

if it's marble i'm out as soon as the yap stops

Man and I was actually excited for an interesting stream...

>>92428129
>>92428215
>>92428326
Owari da...

>>92428129
>>92428215
I am so tired of Marvel...

How dead am I if I take a shot every time doki cancels or postpones streams because of Marvel's Rival

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oP1r4NU4LI

>>92428890
omae wa mou shindeiru...

>>92428890
Depends on if you're counting postponements multiple times a day, hard to get alcohol poisoning if you're only taking a shot a day

>>92428890
You will actually die in a week

Starting Now! God of War fans will forever be eternally cucked by Marvel Rivals...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oP1r4NU4LI&ab_channel=Dokibird

she has an addiction...

>>92428954
the overlay...

HOLY FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>I literally need 2 wins
Oh, welcome to a 8 hours stream.

Oh my god she's really doing it LMAO.

>>92428978
She makes my alcoholism looks like casual drinking...

Jesus Christ

Guys, I think she has a problem...

I don't know at which point this went from being funny to being annoying, but it certainly did.

God fucking damn it, Doki...

Doki...

Good Lord, just how many dragoons are gonna get shitfaced tonight?

That poor Dragoon getting MR for their bday stream

>>92429171
she PROMISES we will have GoW today
she PROMISED

>>92428954
ENTER panicked yapper, Doki

Getting my alcohol ready

>make overwatch 2016 clone
>rake in the cash
>mind break virtual women
Not pursuing game dev is the single worst decision I have ever made in my entire life

>>92429121
I agree but on the other hand i don't want her to be forced to play games she has no interest at that moment.

> came for god of war
> she's playing marvel rivals

DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>92429265
Goon, I work at a AAA studio, you made the right call. The industry fuckin sucks right now and probably will be for the foreseeable future.

>>92429121
I generally agree, but the eternal cucking of GOW is actually still funny to me.

>>92429337
Will Nintendo actually announce the Switch 2 in January?

Guys, my god of war looks weird

>>92429337
Bro where you work?

I don't care much what game she streams but GoW: the Cuckening must fucking sting for the goons who actually wanted to see that game.

>>92429362
Same
I'm actually a GoW fan and this is incredibly hilarious to me

Hey goons time to finally watch Dad of....Oh

I'd join the drunk goons if I didn't make plans for tonight to go somewhere
I'm not even supposed to drink at all. I'm on meds that has a warning to not drink while taking it, but I've been ignoring it since it doesn't seem to physically damage my organs by mixing them. Alcohol just makes it less effective

>>92429444
>Kratos is a Dryad looking bitch
Why are AAA devs like this?

>GOWgoons are resorting to DDoSing

She says she will switch when she ranks back up to GM1
But what if she deranks instead

>>92429444
I'm not even surprised.

>>92429474
I wanted to watch GoW but this is too fucking funny and on brand for her.

>>92429426
my buddy at NTD actually honors his NDA so I don't know, and our studio doesn't work on Nintendo stuff.

>>92429458
We made Halo when we were good at our jobs.

Guys... I need to go exercise... and do chores... so, uhh... I normally don't do this but I'll... be back later.

>>92429540
Don't do it goon
I was once told by a pharmacist that I should be able to drink with a certain med and it ended up permanently fucking me up. There's a lot of things I can't do anymore because of it

>>92429540
STOP GOON
Mixing meds with alcohol is a fucking bad idea, don't do it anymore

>>92429575
Oh I'm so sorry bro...

>>92429362
MR is literally the guy she told GoW fans not to worry about

BLESSING OF APEP

The curse was so effective it also crashed my Chrome

>>92429575
Yeah but eververse amiright, bro?

>>92429575
>second spoiler
WTF happened?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He0R3-3U4YE

>>92429575
I'm so sorry to hear t hat.
Man, I remember playing that game back in high school. Some kid installed it on all the computers during math class and we got to play a LAN party during a free day.

At this point she should probably just embrace it and live in the game while streaming like Eskay seems to.

Our comrades keep falling...

>>92429920
She should start doing God of War roleplay in her rivals matches. Roleplay Freya (luna snow) violently fighting with Thor

>>92429920
Eskay hit eternity last night.
She unironically should have joined her...

Hopefully she actually reaches it this season after this obsession. I don't want another season of her being this desperate.

>>92429990
would eskay have hit eternity if doki joined though

>>92429591
>>92429602
You know, maybe I should quit for good, or at the very least until I'm off the med, which is not happening any time soon. I've been drinking an unhealthy amount lately to the point it's not funny to joke about anymore.
I need healthier coping mechanisms

>>92430252
I'm not your mom goon but you're following my footsteps, step-for-step, and I'll tell you from traumatic experience that the destination is not where you want to go

>>92430252
>healthier coping mechanisms
I'd like to introduce you to Marvel Legends.

>>92430398
>Legends

Loki bird!

>>92430550
BRAT

>>92430550
I know what I said.

>>92430332
Thanks for the wake up call goon. It shouldn't have taken multiple people to tell me to quit when I should've known better, but better stop now than when it's too late

What do you actually get from reaching GM1 again? won't she just lose it again in hour or 2?
Do you get something from reaching it multiple times? I though you just need to be in it the moment the season ends.

She's gonna derank, isn't she?

>>92430868
You can do it goon. It's addicting so you will want to go back to it, just be vigilant. I believe

We'll never get GoW today, isn't it?

>>92430882
I assume it has more to do with keeping herself in top 500.
You only get rank decay when you are Eternity and above, which, let's be real, doki will never be there...

>>92430882
She gets closer to top 500. She only loses GM1 if she doesn't play for a couple of days

>>92431069
I know isn't it hilarious

>>92431183
What do you mean? GoW is on the screen right now, she's playing it

>【GOD OF WAR 2018】dad is back with milk【Dokibird】
>marvel rivals
I wouldnt mind if she was actually SHOOTING at enemies like the FPS vtuber that she is supposedly

>>92430882
>What do you actually get from reaching GM1 again?
A chance to get One Above All after 5 more games

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>92431291
She WAS shooting at players. Though mostly to heal them

>needs two wins
>wins the first
>so close to greatness
>loses the decider
>lose streak
Like clockwork.

>>92431069
Yep...

>>92431337
That requires 90% less focus and stress than shooting enemies

>>92431398
>t. eternal bronze shitter

Mindbroken Doki soon...

>>92431259
>She only loses GM1 if she doesn't play for a couple of days
Wait, is this the reason why she can't simply play GoW now and leave the grinding for later?

>>92431253
>You only get rank decay when you are Eternity and above, which, let's be real, doki will never be there...
Nah. She'll reach it. But she'll probably need to take the entire last week off for the final push.

>>92431398
Yep, bein easy and stress free is why everyone wants to play the coveted support role.

>>92431922
nope
kek

We can't put up with the machinations of the Priesthood of Ra anymore.

>>92432121
Where is the pride in that? Woman brain is a different breed.

Doki can't ban me if I curse her /here/

BLESSING OF SET

RA DID NOTHING WRONG
SET IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT THOUGH

>>92432411
Set did nothing wrong too, it was all propaganda.

I dont watch a lot of dokibird but ive seen a few dozen hours. Its so rare to hear her curse.

>>92429990
She probably would have hit it already if she played tank instead. The one time she played Magneto she single handedly turned around a very one-sided game from the brink and carried a shit team.

I can't figure out anything from that colorful mess on the screen, does Doki suck or it's her teammates?

>>92432644
>Its so rare to hear her curse
lol
lmao

>>92432644
>Its so rare to hear her curse.
Anon if I get a penny every time she curses I could've retired last month

It's been 70 minutes since the start of the God of War stream.

>>92432758
Is she down 5 games now?

How are her teammates ok with this behavior? She is clearly tilted beyond belief. I dont think i would want to play with her when shes like this.

>>92432795
Frankly I haven't been paying attention. I'm just doing something else for now.

>>92432855
It's not like they have her stream open to hear her losing her mind

>>92432873
She's 3-4 games down

>>92432758
GM3 Soon...

>>92432693
At this point half the fun for me is seeing the pretty colors....

>>92433042
This, but also Doki losing her mind

>>92432693
She actually is a good support but theres only so much a support can do. You can keep your teammates alive but its up to them to kill the enemy team and win.

>>92432693
She's a competent support but she's pretty tilted. Unfortunately as a support you playing well enables the rest of your team, but if they don't carry through then it doesn't matter much if you're doing well or not.

Just noticed Doki forgot her aimbot eye, no wonder she is getting her ass kicked.

>>92429121
She'd probably play through GoW if she were playing the the Greece saga of games instead of the Norse ones on PC.

>>92433245
Oh no... she is our jobber...

"3 minutes left"
>Leave to use the restroom
>Score 0-3
Nice

>>92429121
The joke got ran to the ground, that's what happened

>>92429579 (me)
Hey guys, I'm back from the gym. Is she-
Oh.
Oh no...

The mindbreaking is delicious

>>92429121
The "rock" arc was the most annoying arc btw

Dino in chat

Maybe the real GoW stream was the friends we made along the way Goons :)

Holding GoW hostage...the 5 goons that wanted that stream will NEVER EVER get to see it again

>Dragoon in lobby
Not sure if this is good or if it is a JINX
>>92433822
Dont let him join this hell lmao

>>92433969
From how it was worded could just be one of the folks that just plays and remembers player names/ check the leaderboards

I just logged into the stream, and I am completely not at all surprised to see Marvel Rivals.

This is probably my favorite Doki ongoing meme-cum-shitpost.

>>92434026
>cum
yeah, mine

No God of War today, bros

>>92434178
She should schedule it for next week, and then play GoW (2005) out of the blue just for the bit.

>>92434287
At least there shouldn't be anything stopping her from emulating it.

>>92434287
Would be 100% kino. ps2 god of war had monstertits and is therefore better any

She's locked in

>>92434566
Surely

>>92434566
honked in

>10h stream to get back to GM I
>followed by 10 mins of GoW just for malicious compliance
I wouldn't even be mad.

>>92434689
That would actually be Kino.

If Doki played CS2, would it be better or worse?

>>92435151
Worse since she is dogshit at CS-likes.

>>92435151
Much worse that game you cant get carried on nearly as easily

>>92435151
Both, she would enjoy the climbing but it would get addicted... but tbf, she doesn't like those kind of shooter that much reason why she doesn't enjoy Valorant (and that's a good thing)

She's finally got a Win!!!

Imagine sex with mind broken doki

>>92435322
Only one more hour of nonstop wins until dad can come back with milk!

>>92435407
IMAGINE

bbc in voice

Does she really believe she'll play any GOW today?

So... OW is finally kill right?

>>92435464
Yes but she's not smart

>>92435463
They got that voice buff

>>92435463
Surprise mothafucka

>>92435591
I think so, did you know they released a new character? The hype for that was non existent

>>92435463
I remember when OW was at it's peak and everyone wanted Doomfist to be voiced by Terry Crews

I don't have any chickens in this race cause the cucking is hilarious, but honestly just expect to get GOW after season ends(Jan 10) lmao
>>92432668
that's cause Tanks have more agency and can carry
she's actually good so won't have to rely on shitters
(un)fortunately that requires Doki to not be stubborn so good fucking luck kek
then again if she wasn't so stubborn we'd get more French singing Doki anyway so..
>>92435151
I don't think CS is good for ADHDoki

I usually try to stay the whole time but man I gotta go.
See you on the other side goons. The joke was funny for a little bit but I really hope she wins

>>92436175
GN goon. She'll probably be still playing when you'll wake up.

>>92436175
See ya, goon o7

>>92436175
Good luck with whatever you are up to Goon.

uykta

>>92436175
See you goon!

>>92435591
Yes

Wow they were not pressuring doki at all they deserved that loss

3 more victories

Eepy....

>>92437611
gonna pass out here too

>>92437611
Same. Gonna call it a night. GoW never ever...

Lmao, Tenjin in chat.

Mantis is so broken

>>92437778

>>92437878
LMAO

I BELIEVE we're not getting any GOW today!

>>92437778
>>92437878
KEK
Based

>>92435812
i follow overwatch on twitter and reddit and i unironically had no idea they released a new character but my twitter feed is FULL of season 1 leaks for marvel rivals

>>92437878
Kek

>>92437878
KEK
Didn't 10jin said he quit smoking tho

>>92438531
Just two more cigarettes.

I'm honestly thinking of unsubscribing. Play the game you promised or switch to a new stream. I don't even want to play Marvel Rivals because of this. Apex brought fun collaborations, at the very least.

>>92438724
ok bye

>>92438724
Her worse trait is feeling fulfilled getting carried in competitive ranked games by actual dps players.

This is not an airport etc.

LMAO

Kratos in the kek chair lol

HOLY KEK

not the cuck chair kek

There's a bait post on the catalog again, so expect the usual shit to trickle in. You know how to handle it.

>>92438938
Yeah I figured. Posts like the one above always MIRACULOUSLY coincide with catalog faggotry

>>92438938
It already did, I think.

>>92438907
>>92438977
KEK

>>92438938
It's not unreasonable that there are subscribers disappointed by Doki playing Marvel Rivals for the millionth time over a game she promised she would play today.

I just got here, what's with the trolling from antis? Were people upset in chat about not playing GoW 2?

>>92439153
It's literally one person who just showed up 5 minutes ago

>>92439153
no

>>92439153
Not really.

If you want to unsubscribe, do it quietly. No one needs to know how upset you are

>>92439153
No one is mad, it's just fake manufactured shit from the catalog again

Quit giving attention to an obvious shitter, you retards. It's pretty clearly not a thread regular or a dragoon

>>92438810
She's addicted to that flashing rank up

>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

>>92439153
>>92439182
>>92439188
>>92439195
>>92439326

Oh okay, I saw a post saying she had a meltdown and started banning people in chat from her team losing, I got worried

>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

This is a Doki general. I'm talking about Doki. I honestly don't want to support this behavior. Play the game you promised to play or just cancel the stream. Don't dangle the keys. We all know she lurks here, so I hope she's reading this too.

ENTER

CHAOS

>>92439452
SHARK

>>92439420
so you bit catalog bait and came here to spread it? and how are you any better

>>92439440
Bro who gives a shit just watch something else lmao I agree she should've just changed the stream title but it's whatever

>>92439525
quit replying you fucking idiot

>>92439153
I'm not a fan of MR, but I don't have to catch every stream so I don't mind. I tuned in to Phish's maro Q&A and she clearly likes Doki a lot which is nice.

>>92439467
i love this image

>>92439153
A megafaggot tried to make a troll log post but nobody cared, so now it's trolling here. Ignore and move on.

>>92438907
>>92438977
Oh btw here's the Goon who made the meme!
https://x.com/DuckAutomata/status/1873146316030918883

It's GoWer.

DOKI STOP

>>92439420
People in chat were sending ancient Egyptian curses at her for her hubris of "one more game"itis and Dokibird blamed them for her losing games and started banning (allegedly) people for spamming the chat with curses and making mods anyone who spammed the chat with countercurses, all in good fun (except for Doki who keeps suffering the consequences of her actions)

>Gets GM1
>"Now let's get to Eternity"
She's never playing GOW, is she?

>>92440478
GoW is a lie

>>92440478
>She's never playing GOW, is she?
She is. Someday in a future stream

>>92440478
She didn't actually think she'd get GM1 today

>>92440560
Most realistic goon.

This is why you don't give addicts an inch, they will stretch it to infinite.

>>92440612
I wish someone would stretch my inch to an infinite...

I CAST CURSE OF RA

The Dokibird situation just got worse...
Dokibird is holding GoW hostage now...
Dokibird is desperately trying to hide this...
The Dokibird allegations are disgusting...
The worst Dokibird allegations yet...
Dokibird's empire is crumbling...

Shes been playing for like 16 hours in total hasn't she? I can understand why she plays support now

It is a Marvel Rivals stream. It has always been a Marvel Rivals stream

>>92440692
break out the ukelele

>>92440785
AAAAAIEEEEEEEEE

Oh shit bump limit.....
who's got next bake?

Use the cuck of war pic for the bake

>>92440999
no

>>92440999
Kratos bros... shouldn't have killed the pantheon of your own nation and then kill gods from other nations

Guess I'm baking then

>>92441117
Nice!

>>92441117
Nice.

Doki you idiot.

use this >>92427222 for the next OP

>>92441172
>>92427222
THIS

>yfw we're getting GTA6 before the GOW stream

Never underestimate the curse. Now for 30 Minutes of GOW lol

>>92441224
Bloodborne PC port bros...

>>92441467
will literally never happen
they are gonna hold onto it to make it a PS6+ exclusive as a console seller

>>92441467
I'm sorry but Sony have pushed that back for every "No Games"/"One Game" joke the PS5 has gotten.

I left to go play Deadlock for a while, dad finally gettin back with milk?

>>92441519
Basically this. It's going to be the PS6's Demon's Souls.

>>92441540

>>92441560
yes actually

this GoW session is gonna be so short lmao

Doki PEE

BIRD PEE!

I miss Marvel Rivals now...

Doki Pee!!

>>92441519
>blocks youre path

Any ideas how to not make youtube chat make my PC scream in pain?

>actually pulled up GoW
I wasn't expecting this.

>>92441787
Youtube has poorly optimized chat that causes memory leaks I suggest using hyperchat extension to fix it

I had absolutely zero faith there would be anything GoW related this stream. I am in shock and awe right now.

>>92441823
Me neither, but I'm glad it's over... for now.

>Starts GOW
>Her viewership drops

>have to learn everything again
NAUR

>>92442030
Naur...

>>92441978 (me)
Nevermind they came back lol

>guys I'm tired
lol

I just came back. She is actually playing GoW????
What is this, a Christmas miracle?

>>92442314
WE WON!

>>92442434
>>92442434
>>92442434
Fresh bread is up

>>92442458
Thanks breadmaker.

>>92442458
Thanks bread maker!

>>92442458
Thank you Breadmaker!~
>>92442314
You know, if this series was able to come back, does that mean we can bring another back?

>>92442458
Thank you breadmaker

>>92442458
thanks baker

>>92442458
Thanks baker, that's a cute lowpoly Doki

o7

o7 Bros!
I'm still gonna give this Brat a good spanking!

o7