/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>92371366
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>92371378
Amen.

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>92371378
amen

>>92371378
mama's meds are coming, koimen

>>92371366
goddamnit
actual last thread: >>92282654

>>92371378
flaymen
>>92371425
uohh sauce?

LITTLE RED PILOT PRINCE ON THE DATE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjJi6wP38Y

>>92371456
yaay

>>92371578
why are you bald

he was showering with me btw

>>92371730
smoothed over with love, attention, care and dedication. worn down like a pebble in the stream of mama's gentle but deep and consistent affection

>>92371378
koimen

>>92371366
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Seasonal MERCH
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>hololive production Fan Name Charm MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2024 ~A Christmas Gift from Santa's Little Helpers~ MERCH
>Cheki-style cards are currently sold out, wait for restock!
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>NEW EXTERNAL COLLAB COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMiQXYqu698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRJLwBIwP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbJtxDr6L7k

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbCjlHw6aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR25LxbagR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv1XpamEEEo

I think Leader is pretty neat

I smell Axel overlap

>>92371730
fat fuck moving so fast for once in its life that the hat couldn't keep up

>>92372288
Same.

>>92371456
mama minecraft room up, starting in just over an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc

why is he giving out free kisses... whore

that me he loves? me btw

>>92372288
He truly is.

>>92372952
i wrote this

>>92372966
shotare ToT

>>92371378
AMEN

ONE MORE
Captcha: STAYY

she has the poop scissors

is it just me or is this game kinda stale

>>92375618
stale like flay's cumrag after finishing the game

>>92375618
Welcome to indie horror ( ;∀;)

>>92375828
hey! i have a name y'know

('~`;) why no scary in indie game???

>>92374401
nasty btch

Do you feel bad for mita ai???

I love you Shiny Spicy Spermo

MAMA ON THE BLOCK TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Fie97Z5hc

>>92377470
Dead unit. Braid bros is better.

Sonic is racist

>>92377805
I like Altare, but for musical projects Tavi is the superior blue fuck

( ;∀;) I love her... cappie

oh yeah... VG anniversary in less than two weeks

Hakka...

>I think that next year... I'm gonna be more selfish
Shinri, you said exactly the same thing last year.

hey guys tempus teamup anon here, just been too busy with irl stuff but was wondering if anyone else want to take over the teamup? i can send the editor's link if interested

>>92379305
it'll come true THIS time!
I BELIEB

>>92377805
>>92378409
Octoposse really do a terrible job promoting Octavio. No one wants to watch a guy whose fanbase constantly feels the need to shit on other boys to lift him up.

flayon...

>someone needs to lick wet underwear to know what it tastes like
Shinri...?

We should start a #1MforJurard

>its a genetic thing whether you have wet boogers or dry boogers
huh

Harem route with multiple mitas

aww Altare's dumb little April Fools prank...

>one thing I've never understood is like, preserving bodies, and all you do is like look at it
Umm...just classic Shinri thoughts

>>92380018
>>92380565
He's such a pickme

His mommy energy is in full swing tonight...

i think i should be flayon's

>>92381143
Dog?

>>92379305
>may end up indefinitely postponing all his projects and start ones for himself since the boys don't play anyway
I think he's actually gonna do it

>>92381293
how did you know what i was gonna say that, get out of my head

>>92381362
He's about to finish building the shinrikansen to the Badlands

>>92381408
Call it intuition

you are fuminori and flayon is your saya, what do

Loli ( ￣▽￣)

It's funny to think about younger Shinri in comparison to Shinri now

>>92383244
KEK

>>92383244 (Me)
fuck, I should've drawn a Minecraft torch

>>92383244
kek nice

https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1872837663331631384
banchou shat himself...

Aniki come on, you know you wanna overlap and let us give you kisses and sex.

shinri giving us everything as the ick magnet of holostars

kek shinri is not impressed with jurard's tree

ok shinri you can stop with the roast session kek

Shinri reads Jurard like a book kek

>ok, small rant
i am fully medicated

>off by one

KEK that was painful

has there ever been a good fotmslop game? the game flay is playing is alright but each section feels like it's dragging on

>>92386433
( ・∇・) you didn't like mouthwashing

>>92386809
it was cool but i'm too retarded to understand the story past the surface level themes

>>92387743
('~`;) I didn't really like the game to be honest. Some of the story was just using weird symbolism to seem smart. Even main guys motivation to kill everyone was like whatever

>>92387948
Maybe you were just too stupid to get it too

>>92387743
>>92387948
it's just "rape bad", "enablers of rape bad" and "capitalisms bad"
it was just told in an unorthodox way

>>92388085
( ´,_ゝ`) ok then buddy....I got the premise guy is an asshole who kills everyone because of his "hero complex" and selfish nature.

>>92388409
"_" why do these people hate capitalism so much are they comm****???? The characters needed more depth.

>>92388773
you really are autistic

>>92388409
yeah i got that but all of the changing perspectives had me confused tbdesu

shinri counting is really nice somehow

>>92388861
( ´_ゝ`) and your boring

Shinri stop calling out Axel

>you know that one movie...Puss in Boots
Not the movie title I was expecting to come out of his mouth...

Fuck you Shinri, Axel only graduated thanks to Chat GPT, I won't stand all this slander

>>92389038
it's so soothing (squeezed between his rants)
reminds me of that koianon who was embarrassed to ask him for counting asmr because shinri might think it was for a fetish

>what if this is the end, chat?
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
>and then-

>>92389866
he might but i doubt he'd care anyway. i swear i remember him doing a voice tweet counting down from 10 ages ago

>>92389055
You are so vehement to criticize everything

This miside game is something else
( ﾟーﾟ)

>mouse testicle diagram
t-thanks mama...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientific-journal-frontiers-publishes-ai-generated-rat-with-gigantic-penis-in-worrying-incident/

thanks for the giant mouse penis, shinri

>>92389866
i'm that anon and i'm happily getting my number mumbles now :3

>>92391067
>dck
>testtomcels
incredible

> sick ranting and counting

i am so fat and full

I love listening to shinri being tired of life and society

FLAYON IS A CAT

Huh, didn't expect Shinri to actually make something this stream but he ended up connecting Tempus Village to the Badlands again

>>92392454
good

>>92392454
5 minutes from Tempus to Armis without leaving the overworld is kind of perfect. I don't think Armis will ever use it but at least the option is there. I can see Hakka using it the most, honestly

>>92391067
>Peer reviewd
Thta is concerning

>>92392454
he may rebuild the whole thing in order to make it underwater

>I've seen how they live, I've seen their rooms
The mom energy happening right now...

>"Damn bro, you know we're allowed to live here, right?"

good night mama

it's a good thing this girl is red and black because i think the "short brown hair and glasses" canon roon look is changing fast

>>92393767
>canon roon look
oof

JURARD ON THE SAME GF AS FLAYON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkAAmUL8CaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkAAmUL8CaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkAAmUL8CaA

>>92393767
>canon roon look
Excuse me, what?

>plates in front of his door
...?

>>92393940
>>92395222
nta but i think they are talking about the gijinka a drawanon made

>>92395378
I love this person's roon design ( ＾▽＾)

>>92395378
that is risu

>>92395222
way back in his first year he kept talking about "how he sees the roons" and describing them as a physical girl with a very specific appearance, spawned the machiroon bingo card and checklist.
>>92395378
this is based off of his comments on streams

>activates all of his nerves at once
does flayon get a semi chub when he pilots the rtrus

>>92395378
that's not really canon now is it

>>92395579
Flayon is such a sexpest ew

>>92395702
the only roons left love being pestered by his sex so it all worked out

This girl is crazy ( ＾▽＾)

>>92395579
Damn, I can see why the fighting game bros got fed up way back in the day. Weird filter to put on your fanbase.

>>92395579
>this is based off of his comments on streams
>>92395378
0.0
so he's like that

>>92395579
He grooms his fanbase to become his ideal girl

Dino doesn't know about how popular Ayanami Rei is.....

Now that anon brings up roon appearance it reminds of a shy girl from shoujo who wears grandmother like clothes very modestly dress how Mila was

>>92396197
Grooming a fan to be a girlfriend for him is probably the only way for him to have a life partner honestly, even the boys can't take his company in large doses

( ´,_ゝ`) the guy in this game is almost like me.... why show me the mirror of my life

>manymanycheating.jpg

i too wish to lock flayon up in my basement

>>92396867
So you will bathe and feed him to???

>>92396914
i mean those are a given

>>92397127
Lol ok

>>92396867
this but the other way round

>>92397174
there ain't enough room for both of us anon

So bad end

1 hour analysis of miside

flayon’s love sauce TuT

>>92396867
Then come back and stream, leader

>using the milestone chat to talk about this bread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_de_regla
wtf is wrong with flips?

What did you guys think of Miside???

>>92399155
Wait, that milestone chat wasn't lying? That's a thing in flipland? wtf

stop samefagging, seanig

>>92399323
can;t watch the stream. Still not finished watching ManlyBadassHero's gameplay of it. Still at part 2 (2nd video)

>>92399357
( TДT) oh ok I watch him sometimes to

i love my red retarded pilot prince cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much

>>92399155
>flips have a bread called "period bread"
wtf

( ´・∀・｀) I feel tired now that was a good stream though

>>92399323
the game dragged at points and lost me a bunch of times but then managed to pull me back in then immediately lost me again. mita was the main thing keeping me there (other than flayon) since I liked all her different versions a lot. i will have sesbian lex with her in slice of life mode

>>92399155
Some filipino antis join his low tier membership to leave nasty comments.

>>92399591
He wasn't talking shit about Jurard. That one's just weird. He's also a fan of his.

>>92399155
You should've used your milestone comment for something more insulting. Try harder, machiroon.

>>92399792
type his name in the archive and see how much of a machiroon this fliptard is

>>92399580
"_" you can see they put effort into game but yeah a lot of stuff was going for to long. The part with the mc though wasting his life was relatable. I think this happens with a lot of indie games either to short or to long, I do agree though I like the many different versions of mita
( ＾▽＾).

>no context mating dance at 2AM EST
oh yeah, the jetlag is hitting good

bettel asking too many questions on too many different posts
is this engagement farming

>>92399521
And other cultures eat fish sperm. It's not shocking.

>>92400223
He doesn’t want to look at his own content critically or make a survey he wants people to gas him up for free engagement

>>92400339
People eat the balls of bulls to

>>92400383
I mean you're not wrong, but right now he's asking these for his Year In Review prep

>>92399461
he should be wearing less clothing

>>92399323
Very cute game. I want Axel to play it and shit his pants at the horror parts of the game.

>>92400223
it's adhd work flow i think but i agree. he should've just done a google survey for all of it

>>92400497
he already has his thinly veiled torso and bulge out all the time. quit being greedy

>>92400538
( ´・∀・｀) that's great friend hopefully Axel will give it a chance!

>>92400438
Flipland also has a soup with that as the ingredient, including the bull's dick. It's called Soup. No. 5. The reason for the name is because the dick is considered the bull's 5th leg, hence the number 5

>>92400612
I think he should be the opposite and be covered like a Christian conservative girl

>>92400716
Wow ( ;∀;) so the pp is the same size as the leg lol. There are many different types of cuisine in this world that we may find strange but it's the same if someone went to America and was shocked about the stuff we eat

>>92400538
Hakka, you just got home. Go sleep.

>>92400088
He misses how much dicking he got in Japan

I think we should get pin cushion mascot merch

>>92400885
you can't tell him what to do

>>92403711
Hakkamama didn't beat him up enough growing up

>>92403711
I wonder if he is actually playing this, if not I bet he would be disappointed there is actually no sex

late night aniki pspspsps... pspsps... how late is late...

Title drop!

>>92406250
Good song choice

>>92406250
from FF16? cool

>>92406250
Octavio you fucking final fantasy fanboy

>>92405639
I miss Axelsmr

>>92407488
Man...yeah, I miss Aniki ASMR streams, they're so nice...

why so dead

>>92409788
Sorry, daydreaming about stupid sexy idiot

>>92410104
I want to sit in his lap and cockwarm him while giving him snuggles and head pats and telling him he's a good boy and deserves all the things.

>>92410512
It's like we share a brain, you're so real for this. He deserves to be spoiled and loved and milked dry

The axelotls are turning into machiroons oh no

>>92410983
axelotls have always been like this

>>92410983
Every fan base can be horny enough with enough time

Only fanbase that doesn't lament about being dicked down by their oshi is hakkitos

>>92411597
HWNBAT

>>92411597
Hakka is a cute girl and I dick him down everyday

>>92411853
Hakka will never be a twink? Why would you lie on the internet

Last maestrussy of the year

>>92411597
Hakka gas no dick. He is my pure and innocent daughter.

>>92412269
Hardworking psycho twink...
I wish i could work octavio over my desk instead

>>92412336
You cut it off from him when he was a child you sicko

>>92412416
We needed it for the tempus dildo molds. Sorry.

>>92412882
Eww...

wake up

>>92412269
Why is he presenting his ass

>>92413130
Tare

>>92413948
For Ruze, probably.

I love regis altare

>>92414294
who

i rape machina x flayon

>>92414373
I'm not sharing him with you. He's mine.

>>92414294
I wrote this

Rise

i think that flayon should marry and start a family with me

Do you guys think Axel knows about Immanuel Kant?

>>92417469
Well now he does

do you think axel jacks off to axelotl horny posts

>>92418946
axel has not been /here/ since 2023

do you think flayon jacks off to roon horny posts

>>92419274
yes, but mine and mine alone

>>92410983
The Axelotls have always been aggressively horny on main and are even worse on priv, where have you been.

>>92419735
For a good reason

Why is Axel depressed again

>>92420203
Japan.

>>92420203
Is he? I think this is the least depressed I have seen him during this time of the year

I miss him

>>92371366
I wanted to play MR but why the fuck are games so big right now. Fucking 40gigabytes?!

>>92420935
Holostars?

>>92420898
Why?

mama sharing a meal with the ruzaders... cute
https://x.com/kanomwanie/status/1872899101370839331

>>92421103
He played it yesterday.

>>92421842
Ew, keep them away from Shinri.

>>92421842
This is slander, he only gives them a little lick that's all

Let's go Gibby! Maybe with this upgrade he won't need to be a PNGTuber 40% of the time

Flayon and Tavi will be here at some point!
https://www.twitch.tv/gx_aura

The stream is unarchived but there will be a rebroadcast on Monday, I'll try to tellypost when the boys are on

piercing betsy every time he cancels a stream!

>>92423722
That's a cheap ass motherboard

>>92426467
Leave my poor black auntie alone

>>92426532
I'm not even talking about the fact he's apparently using the AMD stock cooler... he can get a very good aircooler for $20 nowadays and I bet his computer won't have nearly as much problems

>>92426200
by now that man is more metal than flesh

>>92424654
BOYS LIVE NOW

>baka mitai to the tune of snow halation
kek that worked surprisingly well

that was cute

>>92430751
cat on the left keeps making biscuits on me, should i neuter him?

What an ugly ass floor

is aniki going to sign chekis tonight or is his whole week fucked

i need to smother him

>>92432198
wagon park, please understand

>>92432559
I wonder if he's been signing them, cause it's been like 2 weeks since he promised to do that in membership and if he isn't then he has a lot of work kek

>>92433461
It's just funny cause YouTube recommended me that and it's about the cat but I couldn't help but notice the bad floor

BETTEL W/ JOWOL ON THE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
??? was this announced anywhere prior to now?

>>92434806
I haven’t watched any of his streams this week so idk

>>92432559
Honestly I have no idea at this point. I really feel bad for him, he finally puts out a schedule with a bunch of fun things on it and it gets absolutely fucked up after Day 1.

>>92435722
Well, the lotls in chat prodded him at the time about making a schedule only if he was sure he could stick to it, and he reserved the rights to be stupid and move/cancel things. I appreciate him trying to give us a lovely christmas present even if it didn’t all pan out.

Bettel now owns half of the Mister Vtuber award!
>"it's more for your fans than for you"
>"this is more than what I've given them in the past 365 days!"

Every day I wish he hadn’t leant into the “i’m a useless piece of shit asshole who can’t do anything right” as his personality core

>>92436001
Yeah he was thinking of nice things to do for us, so I don't think anyone's actually disappointed in him.

Yeah. I miss the time when he still resisted the ryonaposters. It's boring to beat up a brainwashed clown.

stars en kimono outfit when...

>>92437360
i'm glad because he shows how bad the rest of them are if his bare minimum is so much better than the other's bests. pick better oshis maybe?

>>92437627
that's when you start neglecting him and make him beg for you to come back and hit him again

>outright flesh talk
sigh

>>92438313

LITTLE RED PILOT PRINCE ON THE ELDEN RING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE

PILOT ON THE ELDEN RING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hixua0nLQNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDAj6a7lPSc

>Rot patas
>Heal shield
>Heal field
this is the sweatiest invader I've ever seen in my life, elden ring pvp is so shit.

>>92435722
>>92436001

>>92441653
oh he's with Shinri again, nice

>>92441236
Those poor dumb creatures…

>>92441653
sorry I went too hard on him last night

flayon is racist to everyone but machiroons

>>92442940
I missed it what did he say???

>>92443001
>i think less of those who aren't roons

>>92443065
I mean we literally have ( ;∀;) polmite and other racist people to. I watched something where the guy said being racist is not the worst thing you can be since there are more evils in this world.

>>92443275
>I watched something where the guy said being racist is not the worst thing you can be since there are more evils in this world.
yeah, like being black

>>92443275
Kaomoji you need to study real world history and rethink what thay guy said.

UUUUU FLAYON COME BACK nvm he back yay

>>92443753
I mean being black isn't bad ( ・∇・) the problem is the mentality of modern black individuals

>>92443754
I didn't say racism is the best to be honest everyone has prejudices against people since in are mind we don't know a a person well.Someone who is racist thinks they are a superior race that's the whole point of the word. People can say words but we choose if they affect us or not.

He played Scramble with Magni yesterday, sounds like fun

>>92444443
Just make sure to leave GB away from the church

How do we stop the racism in /mans/???

>>92444494
why

>>92444719
he would eat all the communion wafers and morph into an unstoppable biblical monster

>>92445038
LOL

>>92445038
( ;∀;) sometimes the church has a potluck after the sermon is over or for special occasions will goldbullet eat there as well lol

>>92444719
he would groom all the children and leave nothing for the others

>>92445038
Don't those things taste like shit?

>>92445166
goldie will bring his 5 cheese mac and home fried chicken

>>92445347
There just Salty crackers (*´-`) nothing really tasty about them but I guess it's not the point

>>92445347
nah they taste like nothing. Over here you can buy bags of leftover scraps to snack on

>>92444718
WW3

MAMAAAAAA

>>92446074
yay

>>92445985
Hi polmite ( ´・∀・｀) did you have good Christmas???

>>92446264

>>92446411
I can't wait for him

>>92445985
Where are your Christmas cookies

Aniki doko

Numbers thread being retarded because they thought it's Jurard that Takane Lui is having a collab cover with, even though previous thread already suggested it's with Ren Zotto

>>92446812

>>92447035
( ´・∀・｀) I want the roon cookie pls

>octavio, ruze and hakka x jowol collab coming soon
>proposed bopl battle again but ruze said switch it up

>>92447101
here you go

>>92447220
Thank you ( ＾ω＾ ) I will cherish the tasty cookie

What do you think was on flayons history lol.

>>92447035
why did you cum on all of them?

>>92447163
worms, play worms

>>92447575
porn, porn and more porn

>>92448067
Lol wouldn't you just delete that shit before giving to friend though

>>92444443
Shinri...
https://x.com/saifoqu/status/1615096057775497231

So he's almost done with elden ring dlc then?

>>92447035
bettelion are inedible confirmed

MAMA ON THE BUILDING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQCYewYUqIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQCYewYUqIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQCYewYUqIk

Baker? I can bake

wdhmbt?

>>92448528
go for it

>I always asked my friends, when someone tells you 'go eat a bag of dicks' what is the bag made of?

>>92449056
for some reason I always visualized a paper bag

glad the fever is gone but i wouldnt have minded another round of fever-induced tweets

>>92449056
I always imagined a white cotton sack, kinda like a santa bag or an empty pillowcase

>>92449056
I imagine a school backpack

I purposefully ignore 20% of what Shinri says during his long tangents just to make it funnier

>>92449056
I imagine a generic potato chips bag

>>92449056
Never thought about that before, but the first thing that comes to mind is a popcorn bag.

>>92449056
what does he do with this information?

>>92449056
Fruit Roll-Up

>>92449608
he's doing some market research on packaging for the tempus dildos

>>92449854
what
how does that work

when the tempus dildoes come out, hakka's will be the biggest and you'll all be sorry for calling him a woman

>>92449864
sasuga responsible mama

unlimited bacon

I wonder if he will he able to beat this Er boss

>>92450026
Hakka's will be the biggest and thickest because it alternates as an onahole

>Every time when I'm like going to party give me like Mexican candy and I will never eat it because sometimes will get old or something that's why I couldn't much

DIE DIE DIE

>>92450579
kek. I kinda like hearing him try to figure out the deeply ESL messages from greynames

Oh the feminine guy appears

bettel REJECTED

>>92451354
He's not a cute girl

bread
>>92451871
>>92451871
>>92451871

>>92451960
chu baker

>>92451960