/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex fox

>>92277863
4 hours at 1/4

or

Amatsuki Mahjong Friend Match 740071 (4-Player Semi-Dealer): https://store.steampowered.com/app/3132860/_Amatsuki_Mahjong/
2/4

>panko doxxes her jong account in her latest clip react stream

I'm still at work

>>92283061
that's fine, you can download ffxiv while you work

>>92283083
No I can't

>>92283035
Amatsuki room started...

oi

>>92284621
Stop it, get some help

Evens stay up and PoE
Odds go to bed
0 order a pizza when I wake up

PoE2 not just stealing last epoch's item filter was a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPydqEYuHuo
Mahjong with ossan!

horizontal snek is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

why is anons snake ex-wife horizontal

>>92287033
idk, ask her

>>92283035
I'm going to sleep again

>>92288044
i didn't think you guys were still waiting wth i would have joined

>>92288190
We would still need one more ;-;

>>92288298
yeah there's no hope for this room, sorry i just glanced over while backreading, didn't think a room posted that long ago would still be opened

you guys are still waiting?

>>92288651
uh just checked, we're 3/4 lol

I didn't realize it was a real room

4/4
Anon are you still there?

>>92289050
it was 1/4 10 minutes ago when I checked it, host is probably asleep

>>92283035

I can't believe anon is dead...his room was just about to fill as well

he waited 7 hours in an empty room we can wait 7 hours for him to wake up

may sleepy anon dreams of yakuman

He's gone...

oh nyo

>>92277863
3/4, host woke up and left

Should we crosspost a 3/4 full hanner room to /mjg/?

great idea

>>92289412
started

beautiful

I think this thread needs to be purged

>>92290118
>Mabi
Shut up Pippa and/or Khubie

>>92289412
Well Hannerd

>>92289412
well mated

>>92289412
ggwelljonged

it was pretty fun :3

>>92290627

>>92291046

To shreds you say

I could have bumped the thread but I didn't

>sometimes lose tps in 10 minutes going back to town
>sometimes login and I still have a tp open from 12 hours ago
I don't get it

>>92297401
cute

>>92297401
mahjong is beautiful

>>92289412
I'm glad you guys made it happen in the end

>>92289061
I would have fallen asleep not too long before you guys joined lmao.

>>92299385
Poor anon, he was only minutes from having his koko filled...

>>92299385
I'm amazed you made it that long while drunk anyway

With Christmas and Boxing Day down, the forecast for rest of the week looks well and truly pleasant. And there's more mahjong over the weekend finally. Things are looking up, /jong/, it's a Christmas miracle

>>92299517
I kept it from AFKing out for so long too.
>>92299750
I'm a trained professional.

but I have to work 6 days a week this entire month, things are not looking up

>>92300078
There will always be friendlies when you aren't working, though!

Gonna give anon 300k when I win with this lotto ticket I got on Christmas so he can stop making excuses to join kokos.

>>92300167
but taxes

>>92300252
Put on the model and stream for change to pay tax.

>>92300309
I only have tenma's model

>>92300342
That was the model I was referring to.

I have model art that's 95% finished but also isn't rigged and also I don't have anywhere to stream from anymore. Not sure where to go from here

stream from the mcdonalds bathroom

>Pippa will never stream jong from a mcdonalds bathroom
why live

>>92301813
>Pippa will never stream jong
Fixed that for you.

I will get the Amatsuki devs to sponsor Phase so fishman can make her jong.

>>92301910
She'll never get past the barely translated UI, anon

>>92301846
Frank might sponsor her again, I wonder why catfood didn't for the im@s collab though

>>92301747
I used to be able to stream after work in the break room since no one else was there, but I left that job in June :(

the saga of homeless anon continues

Majsoul Friends Room 57862(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57862

There will be mahjong.
>four red 5s
>local yaku

>>92302086
...in this friendly lobby!
Majsoul Friends Room 34541(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34541

Oops

>>92302984
2/4

>no dokos
>suddenly 2 dokos

>>92303116
Only one doko! Only one!!!

>>92302984
still 2/4

I gotta go clean my garage...

>>92302984
4/4

>>92302984
started

>i missed the room

why does banana have such a monster pussy

>>92303361
you had almost 7 minutes

wow nana is a good character

It should have been me!

So this...is the power...of being basic

so this is what it's like to be foxhag...

>>92304124

>>92304427

>>92304610
you were waiting on the sha right? I was grinching it

>>92304683

>>92302984
WJ

sorry i won't have time to play a game rn

wj, I shouldn't play banana

>>92302984
wj

>>92302984
Well jonged.

>>92304979
It's okay panda, everyone left anyway.

>calling furry panda

>>92305168
Is that

>>92305175
Why are you looking there?

>>92305262
If a flower blooms is it wrong to look past its petals

Fucking love child titties

I love waking up to my oshi sad posting on her alt it fills me with joy

>>92306154
Most sexually active /jong/er

>>92306219
He won't be once I'm done with you

I masturbate every night. Does that count as sexually active?

I'm so tired of dropping the same unique staff over and over again

you don't count as having multiple sexual partners just because you use both hands

>>92307469
What about toys?

>>92307469
But I need both hands

koko doko

>>92308877

doko?

>>92309889
>>92309096

Majsoul Friends Room 55619(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55619

>>92309927
2/4

but I just opened PoE again

>>92310200
That just means you can close PoE again!

>>92309927
3/4!

>>92309927
Started! Hello new face!

>new

>>92310643
Yeah, me

>skip ron
>nyagger rons anyway

>>92311562
should have ronned

it's so fucking OVER

what do you do in this situation

>>92311881
depends on the bakyou

>>92311881
not kan

>>92312174
I think the kan got me another pair or something good, I remember feeling that way

>>92309927
3/4 again!

>>92309927
Started, again! Finally we can play the game we were meant to

as long as you keep ron skipping you're not playing the game

>skip 1 han ron early on so mutsuki can deal into a 9 han hand
get pranked

no fuggen way that happens

>mutsuki is now too poor to riichi

stop ron skipping you retards, you're already terrible, you don't need to intentionally play even worse

>>92313327
My ron skips are legitimate plays.

>>92313327
You just don't understand my genius.

>>92313327
every skipped ron is more flow for a future round

i kinda want to play ranked @_@

>>92313769

>>92309927
W-Well jonged, that was a bit brutal

>>92309927
well jonged!

>>92313769

>>92309927
wj

evens nap before work
odds cycle before work
0 kms

>>92314021
Actually get fucked, I had the draw on the last east. Would have been double kan into it.

two anons playing ranked? Do I watch furry, or do I watch our resident homeless faggot?

>>92314098
Poor nonny...

>>92314098
Wait no I'm retarded, idk why I always fuck up reading the MJS wall. It was truly dead.

>>92314145
Probably the furry, I'm just yakuman farming in bronze rooms

Furry chokes under pressure. Stalk him.

>>92314206
woah, you're even more of a faggot than I thought. Namefagging, malefagging, sealclubbing, literally a male vtuber...if you weren't a jonger, I'd be telling you to kill yourself. Maybe I still will.

>>92314289
He's not a true sealclubber, he just can't afford the copper for silver rooms. I do it by choice.

there's an afk in my room so it's kinda ass

>>92314289
...oh, that's what sealclubbing means! I had no idea.

Why is all the mahjong I can watch shitty. I was gonna record some stalking.

>>92314476
if you want, I'll do an actual ranked 4p for realsies, or even just go live on twitch so it's more live than the client

>>92314413
There's an afk in my room, too!

>>92314476
You could queue up and stalk yourself.

>>92314640
Xapitan streaming ranked twice in a year? Don't be so greedy.

>>92314640
>he thinks I play ranked
Okay, I'm queueing up in amatsuki mahjong

>>92314342
I have a little more to work with after someone reminded me you can get more coppers through the event tab

remind me during dead hours and I'll play ranked until I get a non 3rd place

after I move my car in about half an hour I'll go live just for /jong/

I was going to stream ranked tonight but then I felt fatigued

>they don't know that /jong/ doesn't watch streams

Ill stream for a couple days next month

>>92315723
Explain the Shiina stream on my other monitor then

That was an unfortunate south 4 hand to watch furry.

yeah...

cute maleanon

I don't think this is enough to livestream with

>>92318034
You might be ok, probably just 720 though

>>92318034
joewari da

>>92318034
Make vids, it's the counter to dogshit internet

>>92318034
You MIGHT be able to get away with streaming mahjong if you keep the bitrate and resolution very
low.

I hit live

>>92320829
>didn't even link it
https://www.twitch.tv/hanbunvt

>>92320900
Your sound is all over the place

>Homeless anon streaming from a mcdonalds bathroom

>>92321038
that has to be some really fucked up setting, it's like the audio gets quieter the longer he talks until he stops talking for a second and then it resets

>>92321180
The lelouch is the homeless anon?

Might be automatic gain adjustment, might be some kind of noise suppression setting, might be him autistically rocking back and forth and changing the distance to his microphone enough to affect the volume?

that helped a lot

sound is more consistent with the filters off

>everybody likes kaiji
I hate it.

Thanks for the stream.
If homeless anon can stream you have no excuse /jong/

https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi
Sophi talking about playing irl chink jong or something.

>>92324072
>no excuse
I have a job

>>92324098
Stream from the bathroom.

>>92324072
I will stream if the conditions are met and it will be a terrible stream to watch.

double riichi ippatsu chiitoitsu dora dora thanks for coming everyone

>>92324163
No stream is terrible to watch as long as it's fun!

>>92324196
>chiitoi...
Thanks for stream.

>>92324196
well stream'd

https://www.twitch.tv/hanbunvt/clip/ColdBlitheCheesecakeAMPTropPunch-3fxXpVxkCsRBAUot

>>92324558
You misunderstand, it will intentionally be terrible.

>>92324879
>https://www.twitch.tv/hanbunvt/clip/ColdBlitheCheesecakeAMPTropPunch-3fxXpVxkCsRBAUot
least lucky lelouch

>>92324072
my excuse is i don't want to stream

>>92324879
just like in my japanese comic books I'm downloading this to my computer I don't think I've ever had a clippable moment like this before

I missed the stream

>>92326310
...but not the koko!
Majsoul Friends Room 77569(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77569

evens I start playing vidya jan 1st
odds i start playing vidya jan 10th
0 i play vidya today

>>92326690
2/4

>>92326690
Started!

How many tsumos is that now

That was not a impressive as my last chiitoi

YOU had my 4m you nyagger!!

>>92329137
kore ga defensu desu nya

>>92326690
well jonged

>>92326690
Very well jonged. Truly.

>>92326690
WJ

>>92326690
well jonged!

Too much jong not enough PoE

>>92330096
let me know when Jonathan fixes the dogshit auto targeting and I'll play some more, who the fuck thought that was a good idea

>>92331211
Bowniggers deserve everything bad

>>92331255
it's worse on melee, shit killed my monk because I couldn't hit my bells

>Go to sleep
>Start dreaming
>I'm just chilling when my door rings
>It's Lia
>"Anon, this is important, Fishman is gambling with Gunrun, Riku and Yagoo in a mahjong match where they use company shares instead of points, he's losing hard, you need to play in his place"
>Before I say anything, she grabs my hand and gets me into the back of a car
>After not that long, we get there, it's a Japanese style mansion
>Have to wait a bit before I play because I saw Yagoo's tiles
>Yagoo deals into a Gunrun mangan and I can switch places with Sakana
>"Thanks for coming anon, I trust you can save us"
>Round starts
>Discard a North
>Deal into a Daisangen Suu Ankou Tanki by Riku
>Lia screams that she hates me
>Wake up
I fucking hate this game

>>92331440
why did you deal in

>>92331317
I've had a bug where I was unable to swing but aiming hasn't been an issue for me on melee

>cutting honors

>>92331440
You were only there to buy time for the Italian Dragon to arrive anyway.

>>92331440
I don't remember any of my dreams but none of them are about vtubers or mahjong

I usually only dream about stuff that's happening in real life moments before I get woken up by it

>>92331627
I've had a bunch of Vtuber dreams and they were mostly nice

The only dream I've had for years is a recurring dream that ends with me being stabbed in the eye and then I wake up with tears already streaming out of that eye, light sensitivity, and a lot of pain if I blink or move my eye to look at something instead of staring straight ahead and moving my head for around 30 minutes

>>92332424

I've only had one dream with a vtuber in it and it was Pippa and I just ignored her as I was fishing. I feel like I have typed this before so I guess I have posted it on pcg.

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzBCdvw-mYc

>>92332424
Maybe you should get your eye checked for some foreign object stuck in it

Majsoul Friends Room 35638(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35638

>>92334871
3/4

>>92334871
Gimme a sec, serving myself coffee

>>92334999
Checked, you've earned your hot drinks

>>92335025
kek, thanks anon I ended up playing ranked all night and forgot to sleep, I do need it lmao

>>92335065
We've all been there, I once streamed for like two days straight trying to get out of adept but couldn't do it

>>92335108
Yeah, part of the reason for the binge was a long string of 2nd places where I was making small but consistent steps towards ranking up, then 3 4ths undid all that, and post binge I got back to a bit more than that

>>92335165
It's incredible how much a fourth placement will damage a streak, and conversely a single first can change things around a lot. I think getting first/a lead in a game is pretty easy, but maintaining it is the hardest part

7 hour wait for lobby to fill while i pass out ikz

>>92335230
Anon...live!

>poko maintenance extended

>>92335223
You'd be right, kicking someone from first place is way easier than getting there yourself. Also something something magical sand

It's not like you ever post a room

>>92335305
You're always working and no one wants to play. I've been playing ranked.

>>92334871
Started I can't believe that worked

>>92335316
We need to get pippa to play poko

>>92335479
How do we patch it to be English, not require constant 2gb downloads and in general just not be shit?

The dark power of the yamiten prevails yet again.

Get them to do another Holo collab too.

>>92335560
What's fucked up is I updated the app on my phone and I only had to download a 178mb update

Any of you have seen Pon No Michi? I gave it a chance after seeing people discussing it in /a/, I liked it but can see how it was a flop, it simultaneously doesn't focus enough on mahjong in favor of the girls just being cute, but a lot of the humor relies on having interacted with other mahjong media

>>92334871
3/4 again!

>>92336020
I will get around to watching it at some point, it didn't look particularly good. I will probably just watch the shitpost fansubs.

>>92336020
I've only watched Tetsuya and Akagi, and it's staying that way

sex crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF50OI2TkgM

crow sex with sex crow

sex saint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V8gn6yuoDw

You're never filling the room now

>>92336248

>>92336248
It's over

>>92336279
>>92336281
lmao

>jong room
>3/4
>mleague hours
I wish you luck

>>92336301
Somehow I roped Kongou into the room at the right time but beyond pulling something like that off again you're probably right

>>92334871
Started

AAAIEEEEE SAVE ME ALTO

>>92336799
I CAN'T EVEN SAVE MYSELF

My lawyer has advised me to retract my previous statement

AAAAAA they're posting names

>>92334871
3/4 again, let's see if I can get triple ron'd this time

>>92336957
Imma uncheck and go brush my teeth, shouldn't take long

They just keep extending the poko maintenance. Kaiji killed poko.

>>92336999
Done

>>92337066
What is poko gameplay like anyway?

>>92337066
The surprise is they paid for Hagi to redo all the voice actors, right

>>92337096
Hold em but with anime girls and a chat

>>92337096
It's tournament style (increasing blinds, play till bust, no rebuys or joining in) texas hold'em. And you can emote like MJS. Not really much more to it than that.

>>92337157
What's stopping me from going all in every hand

>>92337171
Same thing stopping you from dealing in in MJS. Rank points and pride, also not getting kicked from future friendlies.

>>92337194
Dealing in every hand has never kept me from a friendly (yet)

>>92337170
I might download if we can play together and have fun

>>92334871
Two good hanchan is a good place to call it. Good night, /jong/

>>92337240
Good night man

>>92337216
I was more talking in general no monetary stakes poker in any community. I've had to have this conversation with people a bunch of times when they have asked about such games. Somehow people can't grasp playing for placement in poker, but can grasp it for literally every other game with no monetary stakes.

>>92337171
Nothing, the fucked up thing is you can deal in on one account and just ghost with no delay, even chat works

>>92337216
>>92337294
Nevermind, read that as going all-in every hand. Playing like a tard doesn't entirely ruin mahjong games enough for people to kick (at least here), though some people don't like playing in our kind of friendly environment.

>>92337230
You basically can't get rooms going except during MJS maintenance.

I get three paychecks next month and with all the overtime these are gonna be juiced

>>92337230
Do it but we will probably have to post rooms in doko and it will take an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiXx38hw5gc
More crow.

when is yue putting her daki on booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVD0nVp_2gI
rook7 is taking on 3x mortal once again

Ru roh. Rump rimit!

See you on the other side.

looks like this is the end goodbye /jong/

I had to bake /pcg/ so I'm on cooldown, good luck

I'm busy writing a guide.

Peke from Vshojo JP is playing jong again
https://www.twitch.tv/pekeispeak

i may bake

bake'd
>>92347257