/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>92331687
why not use the new michi model

Pipkiss

>>92331746
Happy?

beep boop
dont look behind you

>>92331763
not really but it's alright

Iori is fucking dead

already on page 2. phase is dying

>>92331763
she’s so handsome

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4k

>>92331780
Nasa is sorry, berry sorry

Kaneko Lumi

>>92331772
it's just a white wall

>>92331823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAANEEE

>>92331823
Grrrrrr

Which stocks has Lumi talked about owning?

>>92331823
I trust.

Hag sex

>>92331823
My future wife.

Dizzy needs your favorite Phase clips, songs, and videos of 2024.
https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1872404227131318650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGcB9Hp-cA

>>92331823
Gosling.jpeg

tenmaballs

>>92331774
Why aren't you happy, anon?
Let it all out.

Pipkin Pippa

>>92331834
And you know whats behind that wall?

>>92331897
oh am gonna let it all out on your face

>>92331823
What is the source of her power?

>>92331842

>>92331823
https://poal.me/i3np0j
https://poal.me/i3np0j
https://poal.me/i3np0j

>>92331823

>>92331936
What an unexpected response.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>92331939

>>92331850
she hasn't, but i assume she just put some money into a virgin fund

>>92331939
Lemons.

>>92331872
i don't know how to use twitter
can someone link this to her for me please
goddess - laufey / cover by erina makina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

>>92331687
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (03:00UTC | LIVE | League of Legends)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVWLONVagg
Utatane Nasa (06:00UTC | LIVE | I got no idea what this kusoge is called)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4EBkgnl6rU

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 3h25m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 5h25m | Limbus Company)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBOfycCw4c
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 6h25m | Squid Game S1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p37QBFDLlo

Notes:
>Dizzy is taking 2024 clip submissions to review this week https://x.com/i/status/1872404227131318650
>Rie is reading Maros at the end of the week https://marshmallow-qa.com/himemiyarie
>Kaleido is taking questions for a group collab this week https://forms.gle/3HCp7FdN1WKuoQUMA
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/h7qdwc.jpg

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Panko, Erina, Airi, Runie, Saya, Muyu, Hina & Eimi

A tale of 2 mods
lol

>>92331920
my dryer

>>92331850
She said she is only learning about it currently.

>>92331897
>Why aren't you happy, anon?
michi doesn't stream enough

>>92331920
Yeah

>>92332020
Preaching to the choir.

>>92331897
>Why aren't you happy, anon?
superficially it would be 35k I lost on stock options ""trading""
>Let it all out
at its core it's all loneliness isn't it that's why we come here making meaningless posts about vtubers every day

>>92331998

Damn Clara still has Sakana and Dizzy's dog? How long does the process take to bring it in from another country?

>>92331687
>>92331999

>>92331991
That's my LLC

My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.

http://poal.me/dxl3hy
http://poal.me/dxl3hy

>>92331951
trust

>brown skinned islander washes up from a boat, asks to stay
>Nasa tells them to gtfo

>>92332097
Trannychama...

>>92332015
Good god she's so damn slow on this shit. She should've started the moment she graduated school but she was so unbelievably reticent.
Would've probably made for a better content trajectory too.

>>92332060
I was lonely before vtubers, i'm gonna be lonely after vtubers.
Unless you were banking on femanon you're going to have to go out and make a change.

Ew a schizo replied to me.

>Several Phase bait threads on the catalog
Alright what's picrel about to do this time?

>>92332200
Kill cyberlive, again

>>92331823
Affirms my objective inferiority in all regards.

>>92331998
I'm going to be honest, looking at her art tag it's not popping up for me.

https://poal.me/jdzsbn
https://poal.me/jdzsbn
https://poal.me/jdzsbn

>>92332166
Did her parents not teach her about investing? What does "content trajectory" mean?

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 39

I just keep sighing and being tired and I dont know why

The stock market is one of the gayest things human society has invented. The amount of people these days that want to live off passive income without doing any actual work is absolutely disgusting.

>>92332200
I think some should stay up, as the catalog seems to be the only place to find Yuu's fans and discussion of her streams. Sorta like a flower or mushroom that only grows in the wild

>>92332309
woah cool it with the anti-semitism

>>92332306
Eat a proper diet, get more direct sunlight & work out

https://poal.me/ynlle1
https://poal.me/ynlle1
https://poal.me/ynlle1

>>92332244
Anon means that rather than corporate espionage and sabotage, she could be at the center of a number of P&Ds.

>>92332336
I do (except sun).

>>92332060
At least you have/had the means for make that much. With my limited prospects I'd be in my mid-40ties by the time I made that much.

>>92332309
You need to own a LOT of shares for dividends to actually matter

>>92332244
>Did her parents not teach her about investing?
Her dad hit her with the "reps lol".
>What does "content trajectory" mean?
What she chooses to stream and say. As you're uninvolved it seems a little too large a topic to explain in one post

Boners

>>92332368
Get some sun, even if it's just sitting in front of an open window for a few hours, it's unironically healing

>>92332391
I have an open window, but I do probably need to go outside. This isn't a health related issue though.

>>92332360
Please forgive my ignorance, but what's a P&D?

>>92332227
nta but thanks.

>>92332309
>The amount of people these days that want to live off passive income without doing any actual work is absolutely disgusting.
i think the amount of people who even think it's feasible because of the money they got from working a shitty 9-5 is comical

>>92332412
Pump and Dump

>>92332435
Ah, that does seem like a thing she'd do.

idk what you niggas are crying about
i put 10k in after the 2020 strock crash and now its up to 40k, its literally free money for doing nothing

>>92332314
Those threads I don't mind, even if /pcg3k/ already exists. But falseflag baits pitting us against other fandoms, antiing, doxposting, etc... well, you know what always come next, right?

>>92332193
It's not that I don't go out. It's probably more so that I go out AND spend time here.
Out there, I'd really fucking hate to use the term but, too many "normies". The people IRL I interact with on a daily basis - they are nothing like me. I just play along with their small talk and whatnot. It's just tiring. The more I spend time here, the bigger the realization I will probably never find someone who shares the same interests in real life. That's the loneliness part I think. Idk.

I'm skeptical about /pcg/'s level of financial literacy.

>>92332476
>just reverses the video for dipping the figurines

>>92332476
I don't get it.

>>92332414
It's popping up now.

>>92332525
Most people are financially illiterate.

>>92332525
Can you really have high standards on a board full of likely neets

>>92332429
Does anyone (making average or below wages) tactually think that? You need to invest a fuckton for it to even matter.

>>92332525
Are you the financial worker femknight?

phase girl for this feel?

>>92332512
>The more I spend time here, the bigger the realization I will probably never find someone who shares the same interests in real life
So you have to find circles of your interests and get in them. You won't find them while being anonymous though unfortunately.

>>92332562
I'm just average. Know how to pay bills and do taxes. Have someone else managing my portfolio

being rich is easy, just don't be poor

>>92332525
I only know how to use cold hard CASH, I don't know how to use coupons (digital or physical), I don't know how to use my phone to pay, I can barely even us cards be they debit or credit

>>92332631
Wow, I never thought about it like that before.
Thanks!

>>92332632
use*

>>92332631
I should have thought of that...

>>92332512
That's a painfully accurate description to my situation. I don't hate them, but every conversation I hear or participate in just feels boring and superficial. The internet has given us the opportunity to connect with people with similar interests and passions. However, as a consequence, regular real life relationships have become comparatively more dull. Why go through the effort of having an uninteresting basic conversation with the person next to me when I can be having a discussion about the things I like with somebody halfway across the world on my phone?

>>92332570
too many
passive income videos shilling shit like high-yield ETFs, or even worse telling people to sell options for premiums, are bafflingly popular

What game is Nasa playing?

if you're losing money in this market its a skill issue
just put your money into index funds and check it in 50 years

Humping my mattress thinking about Erina...

>>92332621
>>92332687
let's not reenact end of evangelion for the 27th time again faggots alright

Is there anyone here besides me who's only source of income is Social Security?

>>92332727
proof?

>>92332729
Hey I'd actually get in the robot. Shinji was a pussy ass bitch for not piloting a giant mech he got FOR FREE!

>>92332718
I need money NOW, not in 50 years when I'm going to be half dead and spending everything on pills

>>92332757
My dick is nothing special

>>92332746
I'm only getting gibs but not old fart gibs

>>92332774
then get a job nigga
take what ever disposable income you have left after essentials and gamble it on options contracts

>>92332788
and?

>>92332746
Pretty much.

>>92332718
>
If you don't plan to die at the age of 30 you don't belong here

>>92332834
no wonder you live in a shed or whatever it is

>>92332852
It's a long story but yeah. My ship to sail my ship to sink.

>>92332834
am gonna find that kfc you sleep in bro

>>92332796
Yeah, that's what I get. There's a difference between SSI and SSDI. The benefits I recieve are the former. I think...

>>92332693
I guess it does help stabilize the rates for whales who actually stand to gain anything from that. I don't want to go so far as to call it a conspiracy but it does seem like a coordinated scam. It should be common sense to know that you should invest only if you're absolutely loaded, otherwise you stand to gain little at best, and lose a lot at worst.

>>92332830
You still want to see it?

>>92332834
Does that mean you do too?

>>92332774
No, you don't need money "now." You need to stop being a retard now.

>>92332951
yeah

>>92332621
>So you have to find circles of your interests and get in them. You won't find them while being anonymous though unfortunately
I think we all know the painfully obvious answer, or at least I think I know it. I have kind of given up anyway, given the nature of some of my interests. Realistically, I wouldn't find someone who shares even two areas of interests as me let alone all of mine, so I will probably just settle for someone who isn't too unlike me and maybe we can grow together.

clara is a used up whore

>>92332964
To explain it all would be a blogpost too long and very not kino opsec poggers. TL;DR Taxes, mental illness, and a family as stable as an epileptic at a rave.

>>92332975
You flatter me, but I really shouldn't post my cock online

>>92332525
sorry hagknight
i haven't had a proper job in 389 days

>>92332995
Yeah, mine

>>92332995
I mean she already knows that

>>92332995
I used her up

>>92333014
>Taxes

>>92332916
You should at the very least invest some of your savings on something like s&p500 index etf unless you enjoy watching your savings shrink in real time by inflation

Man I hate anime where all the cute girls like the one guy.

>>92332995
all those uses?
me

Jelly is a lying pickme whore

>>92333014
Hope things get better soon

>>92333087
Jelly is such a melodramatic whiny piece of shit

>>92333084
cuz you'd rather have the cute guy liking you

>Muumi, short all their shares.

Say something nice about /pcg/.

>>92333186
It stopped me from killing myself at least twice so there's that

>>92333186
Good thrulture.

>>92333087
>>92333153
and I love her

Pippa should masturbate and go to sleep

>>92333186
I only kind of hate it here

>>92332525
I need money to waste in the first place.

>>92333200
This image fills me with so much disgust you can't even imagine

Moo Deng won.
Jelly lost.

>>92331823
TASUKETE

>>92333186

>>92333186
I'd probably be dead by now if it didn't exist.

>>92333186
I'll let the image do the talking.

I’ve been crying a lot more recently

>>92333186
posters here reply to each other 'nini' before going to bed, which is nice

>>92333186
you can't make me

>>92333186
Anons here aren't as schizo as the catalog threads make them out to be (sometimes).

>>92333277
Christmas does that

>>92333288
For the past three months

>>92333200
This image made Jelly so wet when she saw it herself, just look at her reply to it

>>92333186
i don’t know man they cool i guess

>>92333277
Sometimes I feel like that too, it'll pass

>>92333186
I'm here so it's the best thread by default

>>92333277
I hope things get better for you man.

The holidays have passed, all that's left is the years end. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>92333341
Nini captain.
Nini /pcg/.

>>92333277
I hear ya
Christmas was a gut punch this year

>>92333299
toxins leaving your body. will stop once you became pure

>>92333153
>melodramatic
The same things can effect people differently

>whiny
Indisputable

>piece of shit
nope, sorry you feel that way

My advice to you; stop being a melodramatic whiny piece of shit.

>>92333186
friends?

>>92333341
>>92333356
GN

>>92333186
I never have anyone to talk to so when i get made fun of i at least feel like i have friends

>>92333341
Nini sailor, sleep well and be comfy
There's still another holiday in like 4 days
>>92333356
Nini lil goon, sleep well and be comfy

If Jelly ever gets married I hope she explodes

>>92333341
>>92333356
sleep well, lil anons

>>92333260
I love the grinch luminoid

i got a cup of wingstop ranch and im going to drink it

>>92333385
Just make some friends on discord.

>>92333333
Blessed post

>>92333333
Nice

*Distant explosion*

>>92333356
>>92333341

goodnight

>>92333417
sorry

bitch

I streamed 850 hours this year and Pippa will never know

>>92333255
I will take credit for this

>>92333260
Is the placement of the tiny Airi in the top right a coincidence?

>>92333417
Sorry about that, PixelLink.

>>92333390
>explodes
Yeah, she'll have the best orgasmsanyone could ever give her.

Every
single
day

>>92333333
nice

>>92333435
Phase in you whore

some faggot is leaking Loki tier 2 member content in the bait threads
the faggot paid extra to share what a retard

>>92333341
A new year means new resolutions. Are you ready to make some? I think Michiru should make a resolution to finish Blo

>>92333472
Based

>>92333435

>>92333472
Thanks for the heads up

>>92333472
That sounds like bait.

>>92333333
Thank you

>>92333471
Never happening, sorry fag.

>>92333521
Ghost Hina's ghost penis...

>>92333533
DO IT

>>92333521
Is there a Ghost Yuri squibby?

>>92333454
I miss lumi uuuuu

>>92333597
There's one in Fishquest but it's more of a creepy one.

>>92333622

>>92333521
It'd be showing mercy for Hina to graduate. Her channel unironically can't recover from this

>>92333658

>>92333658
She might as well cash in on a return stream before fucking off

>>92333658
Haachama came back.

>>92333658
If she plays a return right, then she can ride the momentum and will be fine. She’d be dead for sure if phase just stopped acknowledging her. As is, there’s a lot of build-up to a return.

>>92333747
noooo

>>92333707
People actually cared about haachama

>>92333707
She had a way bigger fanbase

You guys know that if you go and get an actual job you won't have to larp as a talent manager on oriental paper folding forums, right?

>>92333658
if she dips into lewd stuff she will overshadow even pippa

>>92333932
That will fuckup my welfare

>>92333932
I think most people have jobs actually.

>>92333658
Hina is a fucking moron. Is a simple "Hey mane, I won't be active or be able to respond for a while, so can you please put up a hiatus notice for me?" so fucking difficult? Did her father not teach her some basic social etiquette when he was alive? Not even Pippa, a neet who has never held a proper job, is this fucking unprofessional. Good luck finding a job elsewhere ever again, stupid bitch.

>>92334005
Saar bloodybitch

>>92333186
Much more honest and stable than my old generals at least

>>92333932
But then I would have to actually work.

hina will come back a changed person and honestly her content if she chooses to stream will likely improve
i always thought she was a immature goofyball

>>92334029
Is Erina just in a constant state of heat?
Every single image she always has this face

>>92334121
No. But I am.

>>92333472
You fucking lied to me

>>92334158
that's one way to announce the new invaders

>>92334158
yeah, not me...........

>>92334172
there are 3 you chose the wrong one

>>92334158

>>92334045

>>92334203
Dizzy isnt sexy

>>92334203
Nooooooooooo not Parasi.

>>92334190
BITCH
>>92302789 NOTHING HERE
NOTHING >>92304783 HERE
OR HERE >>92300396
YOU LYING MOTHER FUCKER

>>92334274
the fish fuck one you absolute retard

Loki is so hot

>>92334203
hm.. still clueless... Kirshche?

Who is Sakanas favorite phase JP

>>92334297
that makes FOUR you moron, not 3 but 4
Do we need to get a vampire in here?

>>92334365
BatAtVideoGames

>>92334365
Not Pico

>>92334235
parasi is a bunny, pippa will veto her

>>92334365
None of them.

Didnt realize she just posted pictures of her tits. No model in sight. Vtuber?

>>92333597
No, but there is a termination announcement squibby.

Tenma is cool. I like Tenma. Tenma love

>>92334235
Please Para we need para

>>92334428
o/

>>92334452
That will never not be funny

>>92334440
This is Hololive's joke. Please do not steal

>>92334203
>>92334158
>Dizzy cracked and went for it
....welp.

jelly!

>>92334158
>>92334203
This is just roleplay r-right... I don't feel so good.

chyat I did it!
I finally got a gf! we're gonna spend some time together later.

>>92334559
Blue pippa sex

>>92334589
Oh god, not again...

Why did nobody at any point along the chain tell Ember how shitty her redesign is? She was being hard carried by the previous model.

>>92334589

>>92334608
the new model is a improvement though, it fits her personality

>>92334560
Imitation is flattening.

>>92334605
Don't worry, she loves me a lot and would never cheat on me!

Hina hates us

>>92334605
>>92334622

>>92334608
I miss her tits, but she's much more expressive now

>>92334629
Actually the whore model fits her personality way better if you know her history

>>92334674
nigga i dont care about dox bullshit her outfit fits her personality in phase connect

>>92334674
Ember has always been a giant dork with a big apetite

>>92334674
Qrd?

>>92334608
It's perfect, though.
Ember isn't a high speed, low drag turbo confident gyaru, she's a menhera dork that just wants to chill in her pyjamas.
Cue screeching

>>92334722
>inb4 Runiedown

>>92334745
Runie going down on me

>>92334674
Her old model isn't supposed to be a whore though, it's supposed to be a motorcycle outfit or something since she loves Kallen from Code Geass.

>>92334786
eww sorry to hear that.

did i post these?

I want a Phase 2025 collab but not the type you would normally think of. How can we get Phase managers to hang out with A chan for a day?

>>92334805

Cum

>>92334849
i feel like phase can do better in 2025 than begging for collabs with ex holos, you know? like actually growing the viewerbase

>>92334874
no

>>92333658
We have Michi so antis are working with nothing right now.

How do I get a cute young wife to spoil??????? world is shit

>>92334884
did you just not read anything I typed? and only saw 'collab'?

>>92334893
Anon we can't even prove that Da Michi is real and not a sentient computer virus or something.

>>92334918
why else would you want phase management to hang around A chan? just to say they did it? for what purpose

>>92334722
I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every roomate must be seen. Every PL must be unearthed.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...

>>92334904
non anon was giving dating advice promted by something someone said in her chat

>>92334904
>How do I get a cute young wife to spoil
If you're American/Canadian, mail brides from Russia/SEA
If you're SEA, arranged marriage
If you're European/Latino tough luck

>>92334838
>>92334848
>>92334861
No but thanks Uruka

>>92334904
Nearly half of all young people aren't in any kind of relationship so they're out there somewhere. I don't know where though.

>>92334955
Are you a fucking moron? what makes you think a business lunch type meet up to discuss the finer points of management would be a bad thing in Phase's situation? To brag? what is wrong with your fucking head

>>92334974
I don't think mail brides are a thing in Canada, at least not anymore.
All the minorities can just come here, no marriage no nothing, fucking open season for chinks, pajeets, and anyone in between.

>>92334990
there is nothing A chan could offer phase because what worked in hololive wont work for phase

>>92334964
relationship advice from a vtuber seems dubious

>>92335015
i kind of like her

>>92335013
man your opinions are shit tier to have missed the entire point in the first place. 'there is nothing of value to be gained' yeah right. Just forget the fact A-chan was there since the beginning of Holo and Phase JP is tiny. Nothing is applicable at all FR FR

>>92334838
>>92334848
>>92334861
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>92335053
she can give phase zero insight into making the phase JP branch bigger because at the end of the day vtubers in japan is a oversaturated market and japs will always choose niji and hololive over a gaijin company like phase

>>92334904
Are you rich and attractive? No cute young woman wants you if not.

>>92335097
I sure appreciate hearsay from a literal who. Keep em coming sagely anon, spokesperson of A-chan as determined by themself, knower of all encompassing crap.

Has anyone been watching Non Anon cook a pizza?

>>92334983
>Nearly half of all young people
*males

>5am
>no streams
phase connect is dead

>>92335183
It's like 2/3 of guys, 1/3 of women, which averages out to half.

tenma should play the mad max game

>>92335198
Basically if you could be in a relationship you already would be, and if you're not you probably can't. I don't remember who said this but it struck deep and true:
>relationships just happen, or just don't.

>>92335265
>Basically if you could be in a relationship you already would be, and if you're not you probably can't.
For people who regularly socialize irl, yes that is certainly true. That doesn't apply to most of /vt/

Phase JP is a massive waste of time and money and will probably be one of the main factors behind phase going out of business,

i'm going to ignore that

>>92335265
thats been my conclusion. Most of a relationship is just luck of running into someone compatible, like 90% (the 10% is just being in social situations to maximize that chance). The part people fail at is keeping one.

>>92335298
I believe that automatically puts us in the latter category.

Phase JP will be a massive success and will probably be one of the main factors behind phase becoming big in Japan for the simple fact that Japanese coffee is generally dogshit

>>92335364
Not really, you don't know if it's hopeless if you just sit in your room all day and never tried. Certainly been a "winning" formula for me the last 10 years. Of course you'll miss the shots you don't take.

>>92335265
this is the dumbest non-statement I've ever seen
>if something is meant to happen, it will
you could say that about quite literally anything

Matsuri is having sex with my ears. Send help

Blog hours

Who is the most cucked Phaser?

>>92335530
anon

They added a fucking tranny in squid game 2...
Phase connect

>>92335450
How many people in relationships actually went out looking for them? I'm betting not many. Same situations lead to different outcomes for different people. Where one met his gf another interacted with a passing stranger. If it could have happened it eventually would have.

>>92335588
wtf spoilers Loki's s2 watchalong is tomorrow...

>>92335588
Sorry Loki-sama but i am not watching that with you

how would uruka react to getting groped in public

>>92335588
Yeah but they got a male to play "her" so it's based

>>92333472
Based desu, leaking members content is the right thing to do.

>>92335382
Theres no nets anon, there isnt even a ball. Shots domt exist anymore.

>>92335670
>male to play "her"
That's what trannies do

>>92335592
>How many people in relationships actually went out looking for them?
Every person that does online dating ever?

>>92333472
based if true. dont let whores rip off the bros

>>92335768
>went OUT
read nigga

>>92333472
>Actually engaging with bait threads intentionally made to lure /pcg/ posters out
Congrats on being somehow more retarded than a # negro.

Goodnight /pcg/

>>92335813
GN

Pippa's unwashed butthole

>>92335813
Nini michild

New thread
>>92303992
>>92303992
>>92303992

>>92335817
>>92335832

New thread.
>>92335934
>>92335934

>>92334874
I'm spent

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